Metallica Sucks

By G. Mark Gormley   Back in the winter of 1999, I was a high school sophomore with questionable tastes in music.  Apart from the Blink 182 and Papa Roach CDs I already owned, sadly, I also asked for and received not one, not two, but three Metallica CDs for Christmas.  Before I list those […]

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Gormley and Pi FAPcast About Nothing

Welcome to the latest Seinfeld edition of our FAPcast. I’m not really sure how we went 30 minutes but here goes nothing. Why Gormley is jewier than a Hitler nightmare. Why politics is gayer than Jordy at a gloryhole. How to finger your own butthole in 3 easy steps. http://goalsnow.info/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/FAPpodcast10.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | […]

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