2017 Mock Mock Draft 4.5: First Round

1. Cleveland Browns: Myles Garrett–DE, Texas A & M

This is the look of a young man who just realized he was drafted first-overall–but then heard it was by the Browns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Garrett, from the few things I barely glanced over, is supposedly a true can’t-miss prospect.  So, because this is the Browns, he will likely flame out in Cleveland and, hopefully, have his career resurrected by a franchise that isn’t a dumpster fire if he survives after his rookie contract expires.  Best of luck, Myles!

2. San Francisco 49ers: Who the fuck knows–Jed York is loses

Newly minted GM John Lynch has absolutely no front office experience–although he was a truly exceptional NFL safety for many years and an underwhelming television broadcaster in recent years.  With these qualifications, one might expect Lynch to err on the side of caution and draft a safe prospect.  But, with Jed York and his band of sabermetric-focused sycophants, they very well may outsmart themselves and draft a project player no one has ever heard who has chronic boneitis, all because Paraag Marathe’s statistical models suggested that he would be a paradigm breaker.

3. Chicago Bears: YES

With perhaps the exception of RB, the Bears need help at nearly every spot on their roster.  So, as long as they don’t draft Fournette, plug in just about any pick here and it makes sense.

4. Jacksonville Jaguars: PLEASE TRADE DOWN

Many “experts” have the Jags drafting Leonard Fournette here, but their offensive line is still shit.  Despite numerous attempts to address their issues along the offensive line, nothing has panned out for this lowly franchise.  Furthermore, in spite their aggressive and laudable moves in free agency under owner Shahid Khan, the Jaguars are more than just a few players away from contending for a mediocre record.  Trade this pick away for more picks.

5. Tennessee Titans: Who Cares–Mike Mularkey Sucks

The AFC South is arguably the worst division in the NFL. Sad!  The Titans looked like they might be on their way to contending for the title in the saddest division in the league until Mariota predictably got hurt.  This team should probably draft a new coach who doesn’t describe his offense as “exotic smashmouth”, but, ya know… That would cost the Adams family some coin.

6. New York Jets: Mitchell Trubisky–QB, North Carolina

With their signing of Josh McCown [yawn] and the presence of two other QB projects on their roster, this move is too Jetsy for even the Jets to pass up.  Props to the commenter on Deadspin who described the McCown signing as Infinite Jets.

7. Los Angeles Chargers: Good Player Who They Will Pointlessly Try to Screw Over

The Spanos family continues to prove that they are capable of hiring above-average front office people, yet stupid enough to be so cheap that they alienate fans and players alike.  Unlike the Browns, the Chargers are likely to draft a player who will have a great start to his career and then leave town with two middle fingers held high in the air as they leave town.

8. Carolina Panthers: Derek Barnett–DE, Tennessee

This comes from Bucky Brook’s most recent mock draft and I totally get it.  On the defensive side of the ball, everything outside of their front seven has been a disaster since they–most likely wisely–let Josh Norman walk.  Yet, they have done very little address those issues while adding depth to that front seven.  While on the other side of the ball, the offensive line, receivers, and running backs have generally been pretty bad.  But the team continues to hope Cam Newton can carry the offense because, if he can’t, they’ll just find not-so-clever ways to call him a selfish crybaby.

9. Cincinnati Bengals: Reuben Foster–LB, Alabama

Mike Brown loves two things: Drafting guys who played their collegiate ball in the SEC and voting against any policy that might benefit his own players.

10. Buffalo Bills: Anus

11. New Orleans Saints: Who Dat?

12. Cleveland Browns: Probably a QB–Sorry, Man

The Browns have to know that drafting a QB will send yet another poor, young, innocent soul to the wasteland that is Cleveland QBs.  But, they still need one, and, because Jimmy Haslem is an insane man, they’ll draft whichever QB is favored by whichever hobo has Haslem’s ear that day.

13. Arizona Cardinals: Another WR They Don’t Need–Carson Palmer is Dead

Amazon Prime tried to do their own version of Hard Knocks in 2015.  It featured the Arizona Cardinals and was narrated by Jon Hamm.  Even while watching it in all of its trying-to-be-more-than-it-actually-is splendor, it was pretty easy to see that the window for that team had closed before most even thought it was even open. The Cardinals had a plethora of skill players on both side of the ball that year, but that level has decreased since then.  And, what’s more, the lines on both side of the ball–which were already thin in 2015–have also diminished since then.

But at least Cardinals fans will always have Bruce Arians’ hats.

14. Philadelphia Eagles (FROM THE VIKINGS!): Please God, A Perennial All-Pro LT

The Eagles mortgaged their future in a trade with the Browns last year to land Carson Wentz.  While the results were mixed, the Eagles managed to once again get a first round pick in 2017 because Rick Spielman is not very good at his job.  After watching the Vikings offense disintegrate behind the terrible, no good offensive line that cost the Vikings a small fortunate last year, it would only be fitting if the pick they haphazardly traded away for the ghost of Sam Bradford’s potential ended up drafting the next Anthony Munoz.

15. Indianapolis Colts: Chidobe Awuzie–CB, Colorado

With Ryan Grigson finally being shown the door after lucking into picking Andrew Luck with his first pick ever, the Colts might finally get back to easily winning the worst division in the NFL.  However, it won’t be easy.  Grigson was awful at acquiring players through the draft and free agency.  But CB, along with OL, is truly a position of need for the Colts.

16. Baltimore Colts: It Doesn’t Matter

Sadly, as much anyone may hate the Harbaughs and/or the Ravens for how they handled the Ray Rice situation, this team is always on the cusp of contention.  No matter who the draft, expect a 10-6 season with a wild card spot.

17. Dan Snyder Blows

18. Tennessee Titans

19. Tampa Bay Buccanneers: Crab Legs

20. Denver Broncos: An Offensive Lineman

21. Detroit Lions: Fluke–Fluke, Fluke Tech

22. Miami Dolphins: Washout

23. New York Giants: Ryan Ramczyk–T, Wisconsin

This gif is the property of Mark Gormley. Any attempts at theft will be subject to criminal prosecution.

24. Oakland Raiders: Cam Robinson–T, Alabama

Bro likes guns and shit.  What could go wrong?

25. Houston Texans: Deshaun Watson–QB, Clemson

For all of the hype surrounding Bill O’Brien, it’s fucking sad that, as a head coach, he has done his best with Brian Hoyer under center.

26. Seattle Seahawks: TRADE DOWN

Unless they see someone here the love, the Schneider has a history of trading down to grab a player no expected.  He’s like TT, but not as vampirish.

27. Kansas City Chiefs: A Lineman

Bucky Brooks and others have the Chiefs taking a a QB in the first round to sit behind whatever of Alex Smith is left.  But, dear lord, the Chiefs track record with QB is WORSE than the motherfucking Browns.

The Chiefs might be better of just drafting for value and searching Craigslist for QBs.

28. Dallas Cowboys: Joe Mixon (if Jerruh has his way) or The Best Defensive Player Left on Their Board

After drafting  Ezekial Elliot last year, Jerruh tried to explain that the Cowboys were going all in with Romo in 2016.  However, the next day, they drafted a player who they knew would not take the field in 2016 and, worse, may never take the field at all.  Jerry Jones is out of his fucking mind.

29. Green Bay Packers: NO ONE KNOWS!!!

Bucky Brooks has Thompson taking Christian McCaffrey here.  I don’t see it. And, furthermore, if he does, I will set Brew’s closet ablaze in protest.  I honestly see TT taking Mixon over McCaffrey at this point.  But we all know he’ll take someone no one has ever heard of.

30. Pittsburgh Steelers: A Competent Player

Yeah, that’s just what they do.

31. Atlanta Falcons: ROBOTIC ANUS!

32. New Orleans Saints: Who Dat?

 

  • Pi

    Good article warvette.

  • Mr. Horse

    Today on the internet
    http://i.imgur.com/J3gIgKG.gif

  • Brew_City

    Finally got one of these fuckers on the fly rod

    http://i.imgur.com/R3LoiZP.png

  • Pi

    Fishing with Brew.
    http://i.imgur.com/uCSdjgR.gif

    • Brew_City

      2 birds 1 stone

      • Pi

        If you and me go fishing…
        2 nerds, 2 stoned.

  • Pi

    Horse really is a people person.
    http://i.imgur.com/t7rDQu0.gif

  • Mark Gormley

    So when can I expect payment, Pi?

    • Joe No

      You didnt read the small print. Being a mod is worth 2000 dollars a month in PI money

      • Mark Gormley

        That should be enough for a can of soda, right?

        • Joe No

          I dont think vegans drink soda, think they just put water and grass into a blender

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    We only put ORGANIC gluten free grain-fed diet soy grass into glass-only blenders.
    Do you fags even vegan?

    • Brew_City

      Just reading this made me angry

      • Pi

        Yeah but now that Lanzo is boycotting mods, you’re the biggest cunt left.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi enjoys eating compost.

  • Pi

    Not that you trolling homosexuals give a damn about facts but I’m not actually a vegan.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lies.

      • Brew_City

        like we’re gonna believe that bullshit

    • Joe No

      Ya, and gormley isnt a gold hoarding jew

  • Hooza

    Great article gorm. Way to fucking be.

    • JoeNo

      I didn’t read it, but I’m sure its far better than the last guy PI hired to write stuff.

  • JoeNo

    Its a beautiful time of the year, snows melting, draft in a few weeks, women are jogging in ass outlining leggings. PI is still a fag though.

    • Brew_City

      Brew gets to go fishing every day. Tis great

  • Mark Gormley

    I hope none of you had to spend too much time scrolling down to avoid reading this trash.

    • JoeNo

      It took as long as the Lions were in first place last year, so not very long.

      • Mark Gormley

        You mean the preseason?

  • JoeNo

    Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter
    RB Christine Michael has re-signed with the Packers, per @FieldYates.

    TT can now concentrate on his god awful defense and possibly a guard.

    • JoeNo

      Thats if they can teach him to read gaps I guess

      • Mark Gormley

        Couldn’t do that during his two terms in Seattle. He’s kind of Lanzo.

        • JoeNo

          He wouldn’t be the first talented dumby to fail in the NFL, hopefully they can get him to be somewhat useful. He is far better than Starks at this time.

  • Alias Number One™

    Nice, another article for me to not read.

    • JoeNo

      Don’t pretend you can read.

      • Alias Number One™

        Iza beea ejumicaded

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Christine Michael re signed.
    Told y’all.

  • Pi

    Your RB is a girl.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Alias Number One™

    Never trust a running back with two first names. Mainly when one is that of a bitch!

  • Mr. Horse

    This nigga connected to the intelligence community. Ex-counterintel guy.
    https://twitter.com/20committee/status/844701463049895936

    • Mr. Horse

      Quoted a current spook aboot a month ago: “He will die in prison.”

  • Bartz
    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/vOoC9Md.gif[/img]

      • Mr. Horse

        That’s not politics. Kind of like Watergate only much worse. But these are more better.

  • Mr. Horse
  • K.

    Mac in chese with chicken and truffles

    • Mr. Horse

      Sweet jesus. We have to get together.

      • K.

        Just waiting on you boo
        <3

    • okxcy

      spicy fried chicken and green beans

  • Mark Gormley
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannn

  • K.

    Aaron Rodgers is selling his crib in GB for $450K.

    I can afford it

    • Mr. Horse

      It’s gone.

  • okxcy

    gormley is now the falcons #1 fan

    • Mark Gormley

      Pfft. Robotic anuses are shit.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannnn

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Pi
  • Pi

    If you’re not into Al Bundy, surely its Al Borland.
    #1990tvAls
    http://i.imgur.com/c8wGY1B.jpg

    • Brew_City

      I like him better as Leo’s hippy brother in that 70’s show

    • Bartz

      Isn’t he dead?

      • Bartz

        Wrong guy. It was wilson.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi fucks clowns.

    • Bartz

      You fuck cats and they still don’t feel it…

      • Brew_City

        oh shit

      • Mark Gormley

        Excuse me, sir. I believe you have mistaken me for Droog.

  • Pi

    Gormley can’t even eat bacon.

    • okxcy

      your tofu bacon doesn’t count

    • Mark Gormley

      Neither can you.

      • Brew_City

        rekt

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi went to Iceland last year just to get fucked by a walrus. Unfortunately, it just turned out to be Andy Reid again.

  • Pi

    Gormley lives in Seattle.

    • Pi

      Rekt.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi drives a dog sled.

    • Pi

      I call it my 1994 Range Rover.

      • Mark Gormley

        How Lanzo of you.

    • Brew_City

      he loves staring at buttholes so it fits

  • Mark Gormley

    Alright, I’m taking the gloves off now: Pi respects Lanzo.

  • Pi

    Gormley’s commute to work is longer than his articles.

    • Pi

      I apologize if that one nuked your face off.

      • okxcy

        a canadian nuke is nothing more than a water balloon filled with syrup

        • Pi

          There is another kind?

          • okxcy

            warv’s are filled with goat semen

  • Mark Gormley

    I just farted in Pi’s direction.

  • Pi

    I mock your mock draft.

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Brew_City

    mmm whores

  • okxcy

    mmm smores

  • Pi

    mmm smores whores.
    http://i.imgur.com/P9pDXNv.jpg

    • Bartz

      R8r?

      • Pi

        Maybe. I don’t see the black and silver strapon, so it’s tough to tell.

        • Bartz

          cdpackerfan?

  • Mark Gormley

    Moar bewbs, please.

    • okxcy

      what are you
      some kind of fag?

      • Mark Gormley

        Mind your own business!

  • Brew_City
  • Pi

    The Packers are fucked harder than Bartz’s right hand.

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    I demand more bewbs! And I am lazy.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Shucks, nevermind. Wrong Portland.

    • Bartz

      I bet this fails

  • Mark Gormley
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My boss is talking shit about me to some one else I’m friends with at work that I’m taking too long to measure and cut out the finish part on the jackets.
    But me and one other guy are the only ones that know how to do it.

    I hate that fuck.

    • Mark Gormley

      He sounds like a real Lanzo.

  • R8Rnation

    Hello

    • Pi

      I need your services baby.

      • okxcy

        time for a sandwich?

      • R8Rnation

        I am here to serve

        Hahahaa

        • Bartz

          I need special services

          • R8Rnation

            You are a special boy 😉

  • R8Rnation

    Idk if I was better off poor with an easier job or now that I have some bucks but the work is unrelenting

  • Brew_City

    Adam Schefter‏Verified

    Former Washington DT Ricky Jean Francois signed a one-year, $3M deal with Packers, per source.

    • Bartz

      Making the power moves now!

      • Mark Gormley

        Power bottom moves!

  • Pi

    Besides Brew, who is the biggest Packers honk here?

  • hawkshaw

    there goes mr nice canadian,

    • okxcy

      droog?

  • Bartz

    Pi is the second biggest Packers honk. Really who roots for the Lions??

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Nuts

    • Joe No

      On your forehead

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Joe No

    Hopefully they updated the packers free agency grade now that they signed a backup bum from a bad d line.

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz touched my special area.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Bitch

    • JoeNo

      I’m gonna give her so much unwanted love
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/OxSmN2J.jpg[/img]

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Bears finalizing deal with Sanchez

  • R8Rnation

    Idk why everyone always complains about legs day. Back day is like 1,000,000 times worse.

    • JoeNo

      Kegel exercises are far more important.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol bears.
    Lol.
    Lol.
    Lol.
    Ughhhh
    Fart

    • Mark Gormley

      Bro!

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Mark Sanchez twice a year (I’m assuming glennon won’t do shit)

        • Mark Gormley

          Well, his extremely limited mobility should work well with the Bears shitty offensive line.

  • K.

    Hello?

    • okxcy

      ello?

      • K.

        elmo?

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Talk about screwing your cops out of a perk.

  • K.

    WV. v Gonzaga was a damn good game.

  • K.

    So Power Rangers has a gay character. Is this the new norm for Hollywood to make them feel better about themselves?

    • JoeNo

      Everyone has to be included and everyone gets a trophy, its the american way.

      • K.

        bunch of pussies

  • K.

    And thank you Chris Webber for the entertainment tonight

  • Pi

    How is Anus State doing?

    • Mark Gormley

      Elite academic institutions are rarely good at sports.

      • Mark Gormley

        Hence Joe Flacco.

    • JoeNo

      I won’t believe this school exists until I see its mascot.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      I would feature this, but Pi is again trying to win Lanzo back by neutering his mods.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugggggghhhhhh

  • Pi

    Shazam muthafuckas!

  • Pi

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  • Pi

    Worst movie you’ve ever seen?

    • Brew_City

      Tree of life

    • Bartz

      joe dirt 2

      • Brew_City

        ya that was pretty bad too. Not as bad as The Tree of Life tho

        • Bartz

          never saw tree of life

          • Brew_City

            keep it that way

    • Mr. Horse

      The Piano

    • Pi

      The Story of the Weeping Camel.

      • Brew_City

        wat

        • Pi

          Just say no.

    • Joe No

      Mosleys life story in home videos

  • Bartz

    “Disgust at some of these comments. It is amazing that when an artist comes out with a vision like The Tree of Life, a vision that defies the typical and mundane devices of average cinema, small minded fools try to declare that vision as “pretentious”. One has to be of a certain mind to be able to appreciate the enormity and ambition of this project, to appreciate it in all of its senses. This trailer alone is superior to 95% of the garbage that hollywood puts out these days. If you can’t sense the feeling in this trailer, then I don’t know what you can feel. ”

    • Pi

      Well Brew is a cold-hearted, dead inside faggot.

      • Brew_City

        true

    • Brew_City

      It switches from brad pitt being an asshole dad and beating his kid to random snap shots of like concept islands in space and shit and stars. Makes zero fucking sense

      • Brew_City

        Maybe I needed to be on acid mixed with crack idk

  • Pi

    I didn’t ask best movie because that’s obviously Braveheart.

    • Pi

      That’s the sound of nobody disagreeing.

    • Bartz

      Shawshank bitch! Or Office Space

  • Hooza

    Lamp

    • okxcy

      you love it

  • okxcy

    pi’s favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain

    • Brew_City

      It’s his biopic

  • Pi

    Okxcy’s favorite movie is Kung Fu Panda.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m being dead silent on any ideas I come up with at work today. I just let my boss try different things for something for like 15 minutes. Then mentioned my idea I came up with in like…5 seconds and we used it.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My partner said he’s talking shit again

    • Bartz

      Well you are a peice of shit 😛

  • Pi

    Jordy where have you been in the day time lately?

  • Bartz
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Wooooo my resume is top of the list for the lab position.

    • Mark Gormley

      Wooo! Tell them that you invented hating on Lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    When mofos be like “Pi is here”…
    http://i.imgur.com/pWFFJbz.gif

  • Alias Number One™

    Pi is here
    >Steps out

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      we gon live fo eva

  • okxcy

    doing my daily public service
    http://i.imgur.com/6B8MFOg.jpeg

    • Mark Gormley

      More please.

      • okxcy
        • Mark Gormley

          You butthole.

          • okxcy

            don’t you know the ancient chinese proverb “teach a man to search for boobs and he will live forever”

  • okxcy

    one more for hawk because his liver needs all the help it can get
    http://i.imgur.com/EL8k2OS.jpeg

    • Brew_City

      I’m not proud of the things I’d do to see her naked

      • hawkshaw

        she’s welcome in my wigwam anytime

  • hawkshaw

    where da white bitchs at

  • hawkshaw

    post em uncovered ,gormly is the only one working yet

  • hawkshaw

    so pi’s bucket list is to smoke a joint in every state of the good old usa

    • okxcy

      is that a euphemism for “suck a dick”?

      • hawkshaw

        well that also

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yes

        • hawkshaw

          so he got yours and texas covered

  • hawkshaw

    fuck em bucky

  • hawkshaw

    badgers 1.5 point underdog

  • hawkshaw

    chili and badger basketball tonight

  • hawkshaw

    whitemen do strange things ,eat moose anus ,fuck trees ,admire own poop

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m taking a poop.

    • hawkshaw

      off the clock i hope

    • okxcy

      have you named it?

  • hawkshaw

    ok got these fillet knives sharp enuf to shave a jew

  • hawkshaw

    gormly ,6 in anus hairs

  • Alias Number One™

    What are you spooks up to?

    • okxcy

      spooky things

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Pigs feet

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Gif stealing fag

    • Mark Gormley

      Thief!

  • Mark Gormley

    Six in anus hairs? What the hell does that mean? Are you saying I have six anus hairs?

    • okxcy

      and he counted them

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannn

    • okxcy

      wo

      • Mark Gormley

        Man.

        • okxcy

          no cry

  • okxcy

    mosley got started in his trade at a young age
    http://i.imgur.com/rI6x9lw.gif

  • hawkshaw

    so dallas that the only gif you have ,how about mosely attached to your penis

  • hawkshaw

    gormly would eat nancy pelosi sideways ,twice

    • Mark Gormley

      This is the most disgusting thing ever posted on this site. Congratulations.

      • hawkshaw

        don’t forget to tongue her anus

  • hawkshaw

    intermarital sex with a tree

    • Mark Gormley

      Tree secks is hawt.

      • hawkshaw

        knot hole

        • Mark Gormley

          You can use the branches to stimulant Uranus.

  • okxcy

    I just like to watch this admin fail
    http://i.imgur.com/bLKqAhN.gif

    • hawkshaw

      he ,rebublicans shoot at each others feet

  • hawkshaw

    so ya got half the country reading the morman bible .the other half fucking trees ,damm whitemen

  • hawkshaw

    blackmen shooting each other ,mexicans mowing your yard and raping your daughters

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t have a yard or a daughter. Your point is invalid.

  • hawkshaw

    and hey welcome in terriosts

  • hawkshaw

    WELCOME to america 2017

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Trump !

      • Mark Gormley

        Mosley mowes his own yard.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          My daughter does she doesn’t want to be raped

        • okxcy

          maybe he is mexican

  • hawkshaw

    damm white men

  • hawkshaw

    this is not fairy land ,just don;t get liberals sometimes

    • okxcy

      all you have to understand is that I deserve your money as much as you

      • hawkshaw

        bastards stopped giving us goverment butter because it was fattening or something ,ha

  • hawkshaw

    playing sax makes you fat

    • hawkshaw

      office hero

  • hawkshaw

    the bomb drops ,about two of you would survive the first month

    • okxcy

      why would you want to?

  • hawkshaw

    boot mark ,look deep indentation ,fat man wearing 400 dolla cabela boots

  • hawkshaw

    why he carry saxaphone in woods

  • hawkshaw

    chupps should be running gravy

  • hawkshaw

    son baught a castle in the woods today ,proud

  • hawkshaw

    gormely wears pink socks

  • Pi

    I tried my best to be more inebriated than hawkshaw on a Friday night but it cannot be done.

    • hawkshaw

      bring it canuck ,i am just getting warmed up .fuck em bucky

  • hawkshaw

    master of binge drinking ,any challengers?

  • hawkshaw

    moose head pi ?

  • hawkshaw

    well that is no answer ,you sipping some girl drink

  • hawkshaw

    got beiber playing

  • hawkshaw

    i swear ,canucks

  • hawkshaw

    white men suck cock

    • hawkshaw

      horse cock

      • hawkshaw

        ah .ha .aha.ah .ah ,hga

  • hawkshaw

    ok you nancys ,gonna go watch ncaa

  • Pi

    I’ll start the Friday night tunes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE

    • hawkshaw

      good start ,queer

  • hawkshaw

    knobgobbler can sell albuns thou

  • hawkshaw

    on average americans have longer peni then canadians so suck that pi

    • okxcy

      thats why they use the metric system
      makes smaller things seem bigger

  • hawkshaw

    well i kinda made that up , but suck it anyway pi

  • okxcy

    I’m drinking a double IPA tonight from gormleyland

  • hawkshaw

    fuck em bucky

  • hawkshaw

    indian pale ale ,he,he

    • okxcy

      about time you contributed something to society

      • hawkshaw

        we doubled the sub continent area

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yooooo

    • Pi

      Happy Friday broski.

      • hawkshaw

        italians and germans where always butt buddies

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Ya ya ya you too

  • okxcy

    bang bang

    • hawkshaw

      i shot my baby down

  • hawkshaw

    nancy commie fonda

  • hawkshaw

    florida i point favorite over wisky

  • hawkshaw

    pi one inch short of puberty

  • hawkshaw

    gormly plays sax in front of a starbucks

    • hawkshaw

      pi throws canadian nickles in his hat

  • okxcy

    fuck kentucky

    • hawkshaw

      and duke

    • Mr. Horse

      I got an abundance of fine pussy there.

      • hawkshaw

        70 years ago

        • Mr. Horse

          Not quite, grasshopper.

          • hawkshaw

            he,he

  • hawkshaw

    well then a 70 year old women yesterday

    • hawkshaw

      ah,ha,ha,ah,agh

  • hawkshaw

    pi;s women is only 108 years old

  • hawkshaw

    go bucky

  • okxcy

    what is love?

    • Bartz

      baby don’t hurt me

      • Matt Mosley 69

        What’s love got to do with it
        Sex me up

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hawk ?

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    bucky down 2 at halftime

    • hawkshaw

      and hey ,fuck you mosely

      • hawkshaw

        armiddillo abuser

        • hawkshaw

          sexually

          • hawkshaw

            orally

  • hawkshaw

    ah ,ha,ha,ah mosely miss ya

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    northwest cracker nation

  • hawkshaw

    three nut horse

  • hawkshaw

    don’t see any of you fillies posting a tune

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Where have all you fancy buttholes gone?

  • okxcy

    jesus

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, be honest with me: are you another Southern dandy?

  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz

    I’ll give you a southern dandy.
    http://i.imgur.com/EcuWAU6.gif

  • okxcy

    i prefer southern brandy

  • Bartz

    Here is a brandy, not sure if she is southern
    http://i.imgur.com/sUq6Wsw.gif

  • Mark Gormley

    I remember this one from back on our ESPN days:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/YiIGgI3QblMwU/giphy.gif

  • okxcy

    the badgers suck at freethrows
    maybe they have a future in the NFL

    • Mark Gormley

      Probably. I was a lights-out free throw shooter. But I’m 6’0 tall.

  • Bartz

    This is one of my favs
    http://i.imgur.com/zrVkh3L.gif

  • okxcy

    I bet hawk just fell out of his chair

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy
  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Fuck Florida!

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you go to any of the UW schools, Bartz? Are are you just a fan because they are the state school?

      • Bartz

        No, I didn’t go to a UW school. I did live in Madison for a couple of years going to a tech school.

        • Mark Gormley

          Tech schools are lame! Who cares if you learned a valuable trade that will help you make a good living. You will never possess the breadth of useless information that we liberal arts majors command!

  • okxcy

    Gormley has a degree in shakespearean haiku’s

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m getting pretty sick of Bartz bragging about his unmolested anus.

    • okxcy

      do something about it

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve tried. But everytime I get near him he points a shotgun at me.

        • okxcy

          he is easily distracted by boob gifs

  • okxcy
  • Pi

    Afternoon jigaboos.

    • JoeNo

      You are obviously racist since you aren’t angry the Lions haven’t signed Kaepernick yet.

      • Pi

        I just live in a country so free we don’t have to tell anyone.

        • Pi

          Armenia.

  • Pi

    Show Girls was an underrated plot.
    Before the days of internet porn, boobies were a plot.

  • Mr. Horse

    ‘Hookers’ turned gay man straight with ‘anointed cake,’ Dallas evangelist says http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2017/03/23/hookers-turned-gay-man-straight-anointed-cake-dallas-evangelist-says

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo sup fags

  • JoeNo

    The Detroit Lions came within one game of beating the Green Bay Packers out for the NFC North in 2016, and led the division much of the second half.

    Still, that doesn’t mean the team is any closer to breaking through for the divisional crown in the minds of the NFL Network. In an “Around the NFL” segment about the hierarchy of the division, the crew talked heavily about the Packers, admitting the Minnesota Vikings perhaps had the best shot to upend them if anyone.

    When it came to the Lions? Well, there was hardly any talk at all, and according to the hosts, that was by design.

    “It’s consistent for us to completely dismiss the Lions, so we’re just continuing along that course,” Marc Sessler said. The crew seemed to conclude that the Packers were simply their own worst enemy in the division when compared with the inconsistent likes of the Chicago Bears, Vikings and Lions.

    “Lions fans are going to get upset, but it’s nothing against them. We talked about it before. They need a little more juice,” host Gregg Rosenthal said.

    According to Chris Wesseling, Detroit also gets punished for their subpar record against playoff foes last year.

    “The Lions were 0-6 against playoff teams too, let’s not treat them like they were a normal playoff team,” he added.

    With the season still months in the future, free agency ongoing and draft preparations being made, there will be plenty of time for every team to change minds.

  • Pi

    I haven’t had a sober day in two weeks.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth
    • Pi

      Holy fuck he’s real!
      Busey!

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        I just woke up and thought you needed a little sax in your life, Pi.

        • Pi

          I wanna sax you up too.

  • Pi

    This was my dude right here.
    http://i.imgur.com/n7ghxwA.jpg

    • GaryBusey’sTeeth

      That’s saxy.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    My comment/pic disappeared when I refreshed this page. I guess I’ll quit refreshing shit.

    • Pi

      Disqus is shittier than a Bears draft held live in Jordy’s bathroom. Sorry dude.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        haha. It’s cool. I’m easy to please. How the hell have you been, Pi?

        • Pi

          Busey I’m all over the globe these days. I never quite know where I’m going to be from week to week.
          Drugs are good. Food is good. Friends are good. Bitches are bitches.

          • GaryBusey’sTeeth

            Then you’re doing it right, man! All I do is work. I forgot what having a social life is like. I have this weekend off, and have no idea what to do.

  • Pi

    Are you still a workaholic trying to make the $150k/year you need to be poor in LA?

    • GaryBusey’sTeeth

      The day I leave LA for good, is the day I’ll be a happy set of teeth.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        LA can be so much fun. Just don’t live there longer than two years.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    I’m surprised Jordy isn’t here blasting away shit pics and talking about moving out of Chicago.

  • Pi

    I remember talking to some peeps from the San Fernando Valley and he was like “oh well everybody knows somebody in porn”.
    I was like “Uh no. Maybe Bartzy and gravy… but that’s it.”
    They were so used to their LA lifestyle that they forgot about the outside world.

    • GaryBusey’sTeeth

      It’s easy to do here. I remember driving home from work back in ’09, and a simple thought hit me like 405 traffic… it is time to leave this shit show.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        I had simply lived in LA too long. So, I left in ’13 to work underground. Then decided to leave that lifestyle for a shared apartment in Chicago. Besides having a slutty roommate and a dead end job, I absolutely loved Chicago. If I could get the kind of jobs I’m getting in LA, I would have never left Chicago. Such is life.

  • Pi

    Busey I’m weird because I love LA and hate Chicago.

    • GaryBusey’sTeeth

      Nah, you’re normal. Like I said, LA is a fun place to visit. Just don’t live here. That’s when you notice the difference.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        As for your hate for Chicago… you’re a Lions fan. You can’t help it.

    • JoeNo

      LA is great, its all the worthless people that make it miserable, that and the Mexicans.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Alright, I guess I should go do something on my day off. Enjoy the rest of your day, Pi!

  • okxcy

    because I want you to live long unproductive lives
    http://i.imgur.com/X5yG3D9.gif

    • JoeNo

      Fuck cancer research why can’t we genetically modify women to look like this?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Rub my balls Pie

    • hawkshaw

      pi only rubs moose balls

      • okxcy

        sometimes he rubs seal balls

  • hawkshaw

    wheres the four foot nazi

    • okxcy

      eat poop fap poop sleep poop

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Pretty true. I did sleep from 130 til 5 after community service

        • hawkshaw

          eat red meat ,kraut

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Clay Matthews Sr., RIP

      • hawkshaw

        mini version of that going on in central wisky with vince beigel

  • hawkshaw

    cross a horse with a donkey ,get a stubborn old mule

  • okxcy

    my woman bought 10 grapefruits today
    WTF?

    • hawkshaw

      prepare anus

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Weight loss.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannnn I tried to get some last night and I got denied.
    I got more tang when I was single … Dats some bowl chit. Ya dig

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I swear ill fuck oxcy if I have to. My weiner is pulsating with baby batter

    • hawkshaw

      he just had a grapefruit douche

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, why do they have you doing community anus?

    • hawkshaw

      exposing small penii ,in a schoolyard

      • Mark Gormley

        How Lanzo of him.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      My dui

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s lame.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          I know. I know.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannnnnn ill fart on a nigga

    • Mark Gormley

      I bet Hawk’s constitution is so strong that you could fart in his mouth and he wouldn’t even notice.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m gonna jerk off in the shower I swear

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Ill do it….

  • hawkshaw

    see the gallery ,famous photographer jordy travels the world to photograph poop

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I wish

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I can take photos of your wedding guests poops

  • hawkshaw

    gormly whispers sweet nothings ,to a birch tree

    • Mark Gormley

      Pfft. Only when I’m drunk. Birch trees are total sluts.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    pi wipes with pine cones

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Or his right hand.

      • hawkshaw

        he tough ,baby wipe boy

  • Mark Gormley

    Secks with aspen trees is divine–but the police with throw your ass in jail if you get caught.

    • hawkshaw

      like a willow over a slow running stream

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My ass is cleaner then HawkshAw face

    • hawkshaw

      homo ,clean seals sperm off first

  • hawkshaw

    done baby sitting the dog

    • hawkshaw

      young boxer male mix ,he loves me

  • hawkshaw

    saturday night jordy ,have the pope email her about wifely duties

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Hub

  • hawkshaw

    pope says pegging is ok has a birth control method ,ask red head mosely

  • Mark Gormley

    I bet Okxcy is sitting on his porch in one of his white linen suits, drinking a mint julep as he watches his slaves tend his fields.

    • hawkshaw

      whille getting a pedicure

    • okxcy

      have you been watching my chaturbate again?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HawkshAw used to bang sheep since he’s straight lanzo bangs goats cuz he’s gay

    • hawkshaw

      least i’am banging something

      • hawkshaw

        unlike you

  • hawkshaw

    watching back to the future marathan ,ah the eighties and cocaine

  • Mark Gormley

    If we find out the Bartz is actually a modern day Ed Gein, I am going to be very disappointed.

    • hawkshaw

      nothing there ,put kids in the area still drive to his farm ,tell ghost stories mqaybe

      • hawkshaw

        20 miles from me to there

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HawkshAw eats out the sheep

    • hawkshaw

      phfft city boy ,and i mean boy

      • hawkshaw

        i satisfy my women ,ya want me to do yours

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Go ahead. Then ill bang you.

  • hawkshaw

    we have caught secret tape of gormly having sex ,ouch,ouch ,ouch,ouch ,ouch .OUCH ,OUCH ,ouch ,OUCH .ouch ouch

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawkshaw must of had slim pickings in the country.
    Had to settle for a girl 20years younger then him.

    • hawkshaw

      at least she likes to fuck

  • hawkshaw

    according to wife doing the dirty on kitchen table is fucking ,everything else making love

    • JoeNo

      So making its making love when banging on the bathroom floor with the dog watching?

      • hawkshaw

        i would call that fucking , but some females could call it love

        • hawkshaw

          did the dog get a boner

  • hawkshaw

    26 year old celibet married monk

    • hawkshaw

      that does concrete

      • hawkshaw

        and his hand

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You are like 90 years old. She might like to fuck. But you pro ably can’t.

    • hawkshaw

      i run ay 100& orgasm rate ,you 50%

      • hawkshaw

        women can have mulitbe orgasms

  • hawkshaw

    so east german or west german

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      West sadly enough

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Closer to France is where my grandpa was from koln

        • hawkshaw

          to bad ,MY GRANDFATHER WAS FROM BAD RIVER

  • hawkshaw

    get the delorien up to 88 miles per hour

    • okxcy

      we are not going back to the night of your conception again

  • hawkshaw

    grow my hair, bleach it white, indian sex guru

    • hawkshaw

      send your fustrated wifes to the guru

  • hawkshaw

    so what if i”am not from the sub continent

  • hawkshaw

    search ,porn hub, german anal

    • hawkshaw

      /jordy

  • hawkshaw

    get your knifes sharp enuf to shave yer balls ,sodbusters

  • hawkshaw

    sodhoppers.com 900 dolla boots

  • hawkshaw

    partial to buck knives ,they hold a edge

    • hawkshaw

      partial to red heads also ,they hold there legs open

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Bad river sounds gay

    • hawkshaw

      so says the gay avatar

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Dahmer would fucking eat your half Asian looking ass.

  • hawkshaw

    road apples

    • hawkshaw

      natural littering

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I bought a neti pot and laxatives just now.
    Dieting is gay as shit.
    I lost 14 pounds since march first but maybe shit a total of 14 times.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I could easily do 5 a day now its like 5 every 2 weeks. That’s not cool. Not cool at all.

    • hawkshaw

      anal is tough ,homo

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Wouldn’t know…

        • hawkshaw

          yer getting paid for it

  • hawkshaw

    are you taking these ,the bosses our your wife demanding

    • hawkshaw

      over time is usually a option

  • hawkshaw

    suburban nazi ghetto

  • Pi

    What up ladies?

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat ,blubber breath

  • hawkshaw

    polish make damm fine blackberry

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Gay homo

      • hawkshaw

        i refuse to spank anyone under 60 inchs tall

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Lol

  • hawkshaw

    so owner ,been to trump tower yet

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’ve been outside of it 100000 times

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Its my favorite modern high rise in Chicago. That is for sure.

        • hawkshaw

          homo trump tower in new york

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Why the fuck would I of gone there??? Why would I go to new York..

          • hawkshaw

            to suck trumps balls

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You do know we have a trump tower in Chicago. Tallest concrete structure in north America (or 2nd now forgot if one wtc whatever is concrete or steel)

    • hawkshaw

      la de da how the fuck was i suppose to know ,city fag

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Leave your house once in a while or read the news.

  • Pi

    Wigwam sweet wigwam.
    http://i.imgur.com/eBFBr1j.jpg

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Get gay in the hay.
    Hawkshaws barn.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Even pies Canadian ass knows Chicago has a trump tower.

  • hawkshaw

    like i care what they name some high rise slum in chicago ,cabreene green

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      That’s named after a nun and isn’t around anymore…

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Yo

    • hawkshaw

      fuck off panty waist

      • Matt Mosley 69

        My niggar

    • Pi

      Tonight is all you can eat butthole buffet.
      http://i.imgur.com/Vlzq3M1.gif

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Just the tip for you

  • hawkshaw

    speaking of used queen panties ,pi

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Did curling pass hockey as the best Canadian sport yet ?

    • okxcy

      cup stacking is officially the most popular sport in canada

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mosley my homie

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m wearing levis and a red t shirt

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    R8r sent me a pic of mouth open.
    I feel like my small cock may fit in there.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Jesus

    • Pi

      I fit there.

    • hawkshaw

      raider fans have teeth

  • hawkshaw

    digging a outhouse ,most cause of heartattacks in canada over shoveling snow

    • Matt Mosley 69

      They should just burn it to keep warm

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m wearing black Adidas pants and a gray t shirt.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HawkshAw needs political reeducating

    • hawkshaw

      bend over bitch

  • Pi

    When Bartzy comes on late at night.
    http://i.imgur.com/eMtvlXy.gif

    • okxcy

      boobs and beer sandwiches
      what more could a guy ask for in life

  • hawkshaw

    ok jordath learn how to do a massage kinda like petting a dog

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Wtf

      • hawkshaw

        non=sexual massage fool

        • hawkshaw

          get the knots out of her shoulders after a long work day

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m not massaging anything.
    I have arthritis in my hands and cysts in my joints of my fingers.
    Are you kidding me.

    • Pi

      You’re older on the inside than Horse and 4ever.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And my hands are callused to shit. They feel like the bottom of a dogs paws.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Yeah when you work that happens

    • okxcy

      like gormley’s asshole

  • hawkshaw

    jordys wife i’am goin out ,jordy i showered lets fuck ,jordys wife ,fuck off piss ant i’sm going out

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,ha,ha,ah is your tongue longer then yer penis jordy ,damm kraut

  • hawkshaw

    the trees fuck gormely

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pie my doctor said I have the hands of a 70 year old.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      He said I’m way way way too young to already have calcium? Deposits in my hands.

    • hawkshaw

      and face ,penis,anus

    • Pi

      That’s younger than how you act.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        That’s probably true.

  • hawkshaw

    so i look younger then you ,toilet boy

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      That’s coo.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I also didn’t have to marry someone 20 years younger then me.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Perv

        • hawkshaw

          true love

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawkshaw should be married to pies woman. And pie should be married to hawks woman.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Bunch of sickos.

  • hawkshaw

    i have been married longer then jordys parents

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Thyeve been married 31 years

      • hawkshaw

        35 years for me

        • hawkshaw

          son

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      And they also are like 15 years younger then you

  • Pi

    Jordy I found the perfect women for you.
    http://i.imgur.com/6DkWdpV.jpg

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I like the one on the right.

      • hawkshaw

        because shes taller then you

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Id tap it.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I would actually smang the fudge out of the one o. The right

    • hawkshaw

      a married women does not want to have sex with you

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Mannnnn I had more secks when I was single.

        • hawkshaw

          we feel your pain ,buddy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HawkshAw you are just jelly I broke up with Taylor swift and she hasn’t been with another man since.

    • hawkshaw

      kinda she used teeth thou and al she wanted was anal

      • hawkshaw

        i was in between

        • hawkshaw

          you must have broke her heart

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            I did. She wrote a whole album aboot me.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Sluts

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      All of yous

  • okxcy

    a wife is a depreciating asset

    • hawkshaw

      ten pounds a year

  • hawkshaw

    tall blonde mixed race white swedish race that loves anal

    • okxcy

      white swedish is not mixed race

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol

      • hawkshaw

        porn hub ,stick a black dick in it is

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Damn Scandinavians are so tan.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HawkshAw I’m going to the shooting range with a guy from work on our next Saturday off

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      He has a …glock 40?

      • hawkshaw

        should be fun ,pistolls are hard to master

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          At least he was in the army so he will probably be able to teach me good.

          • hawkshaw

            yep ,any hand gun ,needs lots of practice thou to be good with it

  • hawkshaw

    sticking a 44 mag out the window to shoot a deer at 50 yards is a lot different then shooting a crazy at five yards with a 40 thou

  • okxcy

    in my experience military sucks with a sidearm

    • hawkshaw

      you did not like the 9mm

    • JoeNo

      Who needs guns anymore?
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/d0hDidh.gif[/img]

      • hawkshaw

        ha ,north korea

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Well I just found out I’m permanently ineligable to ever own a fire arm in illinois….

    • hawkshaw

      move to texas

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      They changed the whole 5 years of mental health shit. And I was involuentarly once put in a nut house.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        A state ran nut house at that

    • JoeNo

      Its ok, Chicago is a very safe gun place due to all the laws.

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/RKHOytI.gif[/img]

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Lol

  • okxcy

    i think involuntarily committed is a fed thing

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Omg Oxcy i hate you

  • hawkshaw

    did your bride have to sign a waiver to marry a nut case like you

  • hawkshaw

    only nigga in chicago area that doesn’t have a gun

  • JoeNo

    I hope to become a badass like Hawk one day
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/Mkx4b4v.gif[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    time and money makes a bad ass ,ishoot three times a week ,200 rounds each with 270

    • JoeNo

      I used to play CoD alot. I’d win in a shootout because I can bunny hop

      • hawkshaw

        and that was besides the 22 ruger ,bunny

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Illinois I remember used to have *mental health facility in past 5 years*
    Now they added *if in mental health before 5 years needs (blah blah blah code) things from doctors AND they added if involuntary admission into mental health.
    FUCKING DEMOCRAPS

  • hawkshaw

    up to me , i would commit him to a womens mental health facility ,at least he might get laid

  • hawkshaw

    jordy is your wife a lesbian

  • hawkshaw

    they shoot old horses

    • okxcy

      and then sell them as ground chuck

      • hawkshaw

        at whataburger

  • hawkshaw

    jordy my son ,only teasing ,come back

  • hawkshaw

    iriish rule ,krauts poop

  • hawkshaw

    once again a red man is last standing

  • hawkshaw

    don’t shoot yourself in the foot joe no

    • JoeNo

      I was a marksman every year I was in the service.

      • hawkshaw

        no problem then , cross hairs on the big toe

      • okxcy

        hawk only cares if you can shoot the taint hairs off a guinea pig while riding horseback sidesaddle at full gallop in the rain while chugging whisky with a flintlock

        • hawkshaw

          yes ,marksmen is average

        • JoeNo

          I can’t ride a horse, and I’ve seen his picture and I wouldn’t want too.

          • hawkshaw

            my avatar ?

  • okxcy

    I wanna get a 357 lever gun for giggles

    • hawkshaw

      mares shank

      • hawkshaw

        henry arms makes one

        • hawkshaw

          might even be in 357

  • hawkshaw

    okxcy ,got a wad of cash ,check out henry arms

    • okxcy

      tax return

      • hawkshaw

        good man ,raid the mailbox before wife

  • hawkshaw

    i have a whopping 44 dolla coming back from state

  • hawkshaw

    http://www.bewbs of illinois ,maybe i can carch jordys wife

  • okxcy

    beer run

  • Mark Gormley

    Get me some beer, Okxcy.

    • Mark Gormley

      Or else I’ll have Lincoln invade your ass again!

  • Mark Gormley

    Double anus with cheese.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where’s my beer, Okxcy?

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    What are these pundits shooting into their veins?
    NFL ✔ @NFL
    .@BuckyBrooks’ Mock Draft 3.0:

    16. BAL: J. Ross
    17. WAS: D. Cook
    27. KC: D. Watson
    29. GB: C. McCaffrey

    McCaffrey won’t get more than 15 touches a game unless teams want to see him on the cart.

    • JoeNo

      Plus he is white, and Packers have enough Honkys.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

    • Pi

      What up buttnut?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Just ate breakfast

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          You

          • okxcy

            about to poo

        • Pi

          Just pooped. About to go to the market and score some fruit and veg.

  • Bartz
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Butt chug

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Opum gandam style

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Mosley is Loses

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fart

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      Looks like Jordy shat on your plate

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pretty sure 2 cops were just racing
    We are on the boarder of another suburb and they both turned their lights on and sped off and turned an off.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you fart on them?

  • JoeNo

    I hope the Lions give Kaepernick or that drunk rich spoiled elf looking guy a job.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pie aloud himself 1 potato chip today and 2 pieces of lettuce.
    Baby steps my friend baby steps

  • Mark Gormley

    Have any of you seen that jackass Okxcy?

    • okxcy

      he’s over at the country club drinking sazerac in a pastel searsucker suit

      • Mark Gormley

        Is that allowed on the sabbath?

        • okxcy

          asians don’t abide by those silly customs

  • Pi

    I assume we’re all about to watch NHL hockey?

    • Pi

      Well in that case go fuck yourselves.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Sup hoes.

  • Mark Gormley

    F A R T

  • Pi

    Did you hear about Gormley’s DUI?

    • Pi

      Hebrew over.

      • Mark Gormley

        Leno strikes again.

  • Mark Gormley

    Did you guys hear the one about Pi being a gigantic Lanzo?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You guys hear about the lions projected first round draft pick is a punter

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I just left a voicemail for some program director at the college over here for construction management certificate courses. Since I’m in the county with the good school more up my alley wise and my employer pays for school I’m hitting that shit up.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      The ones in the city were too much based on artichectural design. Not construction management

  • Pi

    Jordy have you ever thought about starting your own construction company?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Yes sidewalks, garage pads, and patios.
      Its all profit besides paying for concrete because you only use 2x4s and 2x6s
      But my dads friend owns his own company doing that and its too much up and downs.
      I need an office position.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        But every tom dick and harry owns a business like that too much competition

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Provably not taking that promotion since they still never came to any conclusion on pay raise.
    Take the position in the testing lab since my resume is top of the list.
    Work there and do weekend classes

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    IanRapoport 3m ago
    This just in the lions are to trade up in the draft to draft punter from USC

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    IanRapoport 21d ago
    I enjoy penis like Frank Fihn

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brb gotta finish cooking dinner.
    Also.
    Pie.
    Illinois just proposed a bill to legalize rec. Marijuana

    Yes ill eat alot of edibles.
    Because this nigga that lived underneath me used to make THE BEST weED brownies.

    • Pi

      I’m coming to Chicago again soon. Let’s hang out.

  • Pi

    Adam Schein ✔ @AdamSchein
    I would fuck Jordy Nelson from here to TimBeckTu.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a homersexual.

  • Pi

    Which “analyst” pisses you off the most?

    • Mark Gormley

      All of them.

      • Pi
      • Mark Gormley

        I wouldn’t have a problem if all of the morons on the NFL Network went away. Darren Rovell is also a colossal piece of Lanzo.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Finally. A category Okxcy understands.

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, Uranus is an ice giant.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Medayeranian chicken
    Green beans
    Salad.
    No starch carbs.

    Still….
    But 14lbs down from. March 1st.and not missing potatoes or bread much anymore.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi doesn’t eat chicken because he thinks they are his god or something.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        He does worship cock.

        • Mark Gormley

          With a pious zeal.

  • Pi

    Every time I travel to Murica, the food makes me not shit right for a week.

    • Mark Gormley

      No. That would be the pegging.

      • JoeNo

        R8R saved PI 8 dollars on toilet paper, Pi saved 5k on toilet paper by using his hand.

  • Mr. Horse

    Packers CB Makinton Dorleant and Bears CB Deiondre’ Hall were arrested Saturday in Cedar Falls, Iowa, after a disturbance at a local bar.

    • JoeNo

      Sounds like its time to sign Revis.

      • Mr. Horse

        I hear he’s living at the Golden Sunset Retirement Home

        • JoeNo

          I think he is the same age woodson was when the Packers signed him.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lol

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      I didn’t know either of these guys were alive. This is clearly Pi’s fault.

      • Mr. Horse

        Mr. Hall looks fucked up.

        • JoeNo

          Its not his fault god made him black.

          • Mr. Horse

            Cedar Falls Capt. Jeff Harrenstein confirms 3 misdemeanor charges for Bears CB Deiondre’ Hall and that he was tazed in incident.

          • Mr. Horse

            “Two negroes walk into a Cedar Falls, Iowa bar…”

          • Mark Gormley

            Never… Rep. Steve King and the people who keep choosing him to represent them are wonderful, tolerant people.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    I am getting catfished

    • Mark Gormley

      What gave it away?

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • JoeNo

    Officers arrived at Sharky’s Fun House shortly after midnight Sunday, according to an incident report obtained by the Journal Sentinel, and a fight was already underway.

    Hall, the report says, was in the middle of the disturbance “flailing his arms and yelling profanity at bar staff and patrons.” When an officer removed him from the crowd, Hall continued “trying to get away from officers and he was yelling and spitting in the faces of the officers present.”

    BLM

    • Mark Gormley

      B utt
      L oving
      M osley

      • okxcy

        B artz
        L oves
        M ammaries

        • JoeNo

          B PI
          L is a
          M fag

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yoooo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Uggggghhhhhhh time to deal with my doooooche bag boss ya dig

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
    • Mr. Horse

      Your computer can be a Russian bot too! Be sure to click through!

  • Pi

    When I was in Houston with r8r, I “borrowed” her phone. I messaged a bunch of nigbots from Tinder about how she wanted some dark d.

    • JoeNo

      So thats why we haven’t seen her recently?

  • Bartz

    Horse – that Russian chick has been a spy since she was 15. I think she moved here in the early 2000s.

  • Mark Gormley

    Douche.

  • Pi

    “Only 657 brackets out of 18,797,085 correctly predicted a Final Four of North Carolina, South Carolina, Oregon and Gonzaga.”

    • Mark Gormley

      Uranus is busted.

    • Joe No

      I have a feeling when i fill out my bracket ill get everything right including scores

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is loses.

  • Mr. Horse

    Seahawks QB Trevone Boykin arrested on suspicion of public intoxication, drug possession.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      What if Lanzo is your instructor?

    • Mr. Horse

      Suh had a Construction Management major.

      • Mr. Horse

        According to Lions’ fans, that made him a genius in addition to being a huge humanitarian.

        • Mr. Horse

          However, they inflated it to “Construction Engineering degree”.

        • Mark Gormley

          I always did enjoy how his work with charities was always used as an argument for why he wasn’t a dirty player.

          • Mr. Horse

            “Suhspended”

          • Mark Gormley

            “His feet were cold!”

  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz gives a lot of his money to Charity. She’s his favorite performer at the strip club.

    • Mr. Horse

      Probably pulls out the filthiest Washingtons from his wad before he goes.

  • Bartz
  • Joe No

    Suh has been a model citizen since leaving detroit. That city would make the pope into ted bundy

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Another NFL land grab! Wooo!!!

    • Mr. Horse

      If you get off the strip, you couldn’t find $750,000,000 if you sold everything.

      • Joe No

        Henderson has become a very large city since the 80s

  • R8Rnation

    Suicide watch, please.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like you could use some bewb gifs. Make it happen, Bartz.

    • Pi

      Now you and Packfan can finally be together.

      • Mark Gormley

        He lives in Henderson, you fool!

    • Joe No

      Pis been on suicide watch ever since pbs canceled bob ross

  • JoeNo

    Its a shame the Raiders didn’t have a more loyal fanbase “Looks at R8R, shields face and groin”

    • Mark Gormley

      I, for one, applaud the NFL for the open grift.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    R8r and pack fan will finally be happy together

    • JoeNo

      7 min into this experiment
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/2whtG2b.gif[/img]

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    R8r, you can come stay in my parents’ basement with me

    • Mark Gormley

      I hear Henderson is lovely this time of year.

  • Mr. Horse

    @RapSheet
    This #Cowboys situation with Tony Romo isn’t ending any time soon. It could continue not only up to the draft, but past the draft. Buckle up

    Buckle up? No one cares. Fag.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’d be worried the seat belt would snap Romo’s clavicle.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugggggghhhhhhh

  • Pi

    Raise your hand if your football team is playing in the same city as last year.
    *Raises hand.*

    • Pi

      That looks like a r8r troll on the surface…
      but it’s really a Horse troll since he only has hooves.

    • Mark Gormley

      *Looks up. Shrugs. Continues fapping.*

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/oT81RSv.png[/img]

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/xUR75bu.png[/img]

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    fuckin mosley

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Uranus?

      • okxcy

        gassy

        • Mark Gormley

          Does the ice help?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So…..

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo…

    • okxcy

      sup

  • okxcy

    I got tickets to see Neil Diamond

    • Mark Gormley

      I wrote this next song after I killed a drifter to get an erection.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    God.
    I got tickets to Mosley asshole.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      A speeding ticket in his asshole.

  • okxcy

    pi what is new in the city of man love?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Canadia is legalizing dope in 2018

    • Pi

      Jordy is an excavator.

  • Mark Gormley

    How many Canadian rupees will a handful of pubes get me?

    • okxcy

      The exchange rate is 4.5 rupees per pube

      • Mark Gormley

        Oh… [Stuffs pubes back into pocket.]

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    How many pies would a pie plow if a pie could plow anus.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi 8 sea, man.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where have all the cowboys gone?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yooooo

  • Pi

    Morning jigaboos.
    Gormley showed me pictures of the real Packfan. He looks every bit as much of a fag as you would think.

    • Pi

      A “derivative sock puppet” as a wise old equine once said.

      • Mr. Horse

        Could be a doppelganger of BearsFaninVegas

  • JoeNo

    I spent so many years bashing cutler, kinda sad he is gone now.
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/NVvp9CY.jpg[/img]

  • Brew_City

    4 of 29 draft picks since 2011 have received 2nd contracts with the Packers

    • Brew_City

      #DraftandDevelop

      • Mr. Horse

        The only team with a better record since 2011 is the Pats. I’m assuming you’re starting at the 2011 season since the Packers last won a Lombardi trophy in 2010.

        • Brew_City

          only 1 win that matters.

          • Mr. Horse

            Pats & Giants have the only repeat wins in the last 10 years.

  • Pi

    Brew, stop trolling the Packers. That’s my job.

  • Mark Gormley

    Flaggots.

  • Brew_City

    http://imgur.com/1JF96zq
    Cutty… 0 fucks given

    • Mark Gormley

      BANNED.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Balls.

    • Mark Gormley

      Dick.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      “We’ll always love you like a son, Adrian. Now get the fuck out of our house!”

      • Joe No

        It happens to all althetes. So very few retire in their prime. Pretty much just the ones that play for the lions

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • R8Rnation

    Hi

    • JoeNo

      Sorry about the raiders, now you can root for the packers with your full attention at least.

      • R8Rnation

        Thanks :,(

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a flapper.

    • Mark Gormley

      And is loses.

  • R8Rnation

    All is lost

    • Mark Gormley

      I wrote a blog on that subject last night. Fuck the NFL!

      • R8Rnation

        Agree

  • Alias Number One™

    I cannot wait to drive to Vegas to see the Packers play the Raiders!

    • Alias Number One™

      Sorry JK, but another road trip close option is fantastic.

      • R8Rnation

        You can have them

  • Alias Number One™

    I can see Wayne Newton singing the anthem at the 1st home game.

  • Alias Number One™

    The Raiderettes with become the dancing Elvises…

    • Alias Number One™

      Or would that be Elvi?

  • R8Rnation

    We’re gonna be the Las Vegas penn and tellers

    • Brew_City

      some guy said he’s opening up a new raiders themed brothel.

      So you got that going for you

      • R8Rnation

        I HATE MY NEW LIFE

  • Mark Gormley

    I can see why Trump was elected when a lot of NFL fans are blaming OAKLAND for NFL’s latest land grab.

    • okxcy

      Oakland deserved it

      • okxcy

        huge corporations only care about the welfare of their customers

    • Mark Gormley

      Buncha Joe’s out there. That’s right: Joe is the new Lanzo.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Mannnnn

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m going to sleep in……..3 hours.

    • Mark Gormley

      You’d better start fapping now.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hey Jordy. Guess what?

    • Brew_City

      you’re pregnant?

      • Mark Gormley

        I know I live in your closet, but can you please respect my fucking privacy?

        • R8Rnation

          What youre preggers??

          • okxcy

            and jordy is the father

          • Mark Gormley

            Anus.

          • Mark Gormley

            No. I’m just fat.

  • R8Rnation

    So, who else likes hockey?

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi hats hockey because of pubes.

  • Alias Number One™

    Hockey is pretty cool!

    • Pi

      Finally someone who understands my soul.

      • Mark Gormley

        I understand Uranus.

  • Pi

    Remember when the NFL used to be a contact sport like this?
    http://i.imgur.com/6J2tkr5.gif

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/b2jIwy4.gif[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    Everyone at work has been really nice and keeps asking if I’m OK.

  • R8Rnation

    I told them I’m sitting Shiva bc I’m Jewish mow. Oh and I can’t work until the mourning period is over.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yes….

    • R8Rnation

      Good morning

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Don’t remind me. Want to die.

        • JoeNo

          Does this help? I feel proud being the first to post this.
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/WLctFbC.gif[/img]

        • R8Rnation

          Thank you for your support

    • Mark Gormley

      Fart.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you found Jesus?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I am looking for a new yard company

        • Matt Mosley 69

          My wife bought 3 of those duck purses thats like a year of Jesus mowing my yard

      • JoeNo

        Yes, he works at a taco bell near my house.

  • Alias Number One™

    The Raiders could be playing in San Antonio for 2 years starting in the 2018 season?

    > Lacanfora

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Thanks R8R

      • Alias Number One™

        He voted for their move and makes about 60 mil on it.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          He wont want to lose T shirt sales to all the Mexicans

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Jerry Jones will never let that happen he owns that market

  • Mark Gormley

    🚂🌈🦐👜🇨🇦

  • okxcy

    The Raiders are going to play in St Louis for 2 years

    • Alias Number One™

      It used to be they were just playing in last place.

  • R8Rnation
    • Alias Number One™

      Buck up camper! You can go see your raiders in the Alamo Dome soon.

      • R8Rnation

        Ya right

        • Alias Number One™

          Would it make a difference?

          • R8Rnation

            Uprooting the team temporarily would be so disruptive. Oakland needs to suck it up.

    • JoeNo

      Why do you have old lady casino sun glasses?

      • R8Rnation

        Lol, they’re cute!

  • R8Rnation

    What is a fuck purse

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Hand bag?

  • Alias Number One™

    4 minutes….

    • R8Rnation

      Until?

  • Mark Gormley

    Can I get in on this fuck purse business?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brb I’m sorry life sucks.

  • Bartz
    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/GzLy7iy.gif[/img]

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • Mr. Horse

    Pace on No. 2 QB Sanchez: “I like him in this role for a lot of reasons & 1 of them is the experience. He’s been through the highs & lows.”

    Career PR: 73.9 86 TD 86 INT

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      He’s the mane

  • Mark Gormley

    Good evening, flaggots.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Mark Gormley

      Brew shared this earlier because he is a homersexual.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Shut up

        • Mark Gormley

          I can’t. It’s a medical condition.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            For fat lazy liberals?

          • Mark Gormley

            There are a lot of fat, lazy conservatives too, bro. Our president, for one, and then most of the South and your state.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Want a dick picture with my abbs that bad ?

          • Mark Gormley

            Sure. But I wasn’t angling for one there. Plus, I could always just get it from R8R or Pi.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Pie payed me for them

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. “Paid” you with monopoly money.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            “Tokens”

          • Mark Gormley

            Packers stock.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I’ll take it
            *Buffet

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Use Obama care while you can

          • Mark Gormley

            I work for a big company. My health insurance isn’t going away.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Same for people before that

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, why do you need a new gardner? Don’t you have children to do your slave labor for you?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Good night sons

      • Mark Gormley

        Sweet farts.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anal bum fart.

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      You wouldn’t do her.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy has anal fissures.

  • Mark Gormley

    Gravy, you sombitch!

    • gravy_t

      I came for the tits. I stayed for the Mock Draft.

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re welcome. Did you check out the link on Facebook to my rant about the NFL?

        • gravy_t

          Nope remind me sometime when I’ve had a less shitty day

          • Mark Gormley

            Just remember that Lanzo trolled himself so hard that he is too ashamed to return to this site.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Nipples

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Working way too much I’m getting burned out

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      60ish hours a week. And the head plant managers are not giving any incentives to keep on with it. No raise still but being treated as a boss. Still having to do 99% of the work (along with 1 other guy) out of 8 people that can only do 50% of the work. Thanks Obama.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And to top it off all our boss does is talk shit about everyone behind their backs and doesn’t say shit to guys that are falling asleep standing up and shit. He’s got the WORST management skills I’ve ever dealt with….AND I WORKED WITH GUYS THAT JUST SCREAMED ALL DAY.

    • Pi

      You’re not Mexican enough to do manual labor.

  • Bartz
    • JoeNo

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  • Brew_City

    Mornin Niggars

    • Bartz

      Morning!

  • Brew_City

    can’t get SKA to load on my computer anymore. It got aids

    • Pi

      For the better.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Omg ball sacks

    • Brew_City

      sweaty ball sacks

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      That guy is either queer as a 3 dollar bill or is at full mast

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    Well it’s official. Bartz has been masturbating for 3 straight hours.

    • Joe No

      Years*

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      #beardown

    • Pi

      Who in dafuq is that?

  • Bartz

    My dick is beat Pi. Its done for a couple of minutes

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    Is that Mike Glennon the faggot?

    • Brew_City

      si

      • Pi

        What a faggot.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi loves waterholing.

    • Pi

      Even you aren’t as much of a faggot as Mike Glennon.

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s like 7’0 tall.

        • Mark Gormley

          But he looks like he should be playing D&D with Vegas in a basement somewhere.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    I bet Jordy is having fun at work right now.

    • Alias Number One™

      Did he get a job pumping port a johns?

      • Mark Gormley

        He does fabricating work.

        • Alias Number One™

          Fagricating can be very rewarding.
          >Pi

  • Mark Gormley

    Deader in here than it is in Trump’s “brain.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi eats cat pubes.

    • okxcy

      and you call me the monster

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s because you are a racist southern dandy.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz
    • JoeNo

      Sarah Palin has let herself go.

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      I didn’t show anyone
      I showed everyone

  • Pi
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Here