2017 NFCN Season Preview

How will the NFCN shake out this year?

Pi’s unbiased predictions.

Detroit Lions 16-0
Chicago Queers 0-12-4
Green Bay Fudge Packers 0-12-4
Minnesota Viqueens 0-12-4

All 3 are on the merry go round looking for a new QB in the draft. Too bad they don’t have a $135 million stud muffin.

Now some real NFL analysis.

NFC NORTH

CHICAGO BEARS

Ceiling: 9-7. John Fox pushes back against his better judgement, starting Mitchell Trubisky under center. The kid responds with a Matt Ryan-esque rookie season. The Bears limit Trubisky’s pass attempts to fewer than 30 in most games, allowing a standout offensive line and Jordan Howard to carry much of the load. The front seven stays healthy, while Leonard Floyd becomes a double-digit sack guy.

Floor: 2-14. Eddie GoldmanPernell McPheeLamarr Houston and Kyle Fuller have trouble staying healthy and on the field. The secondary carries 2016 over into 2017. Howard slogs through a sophomore slump, while a brewing QB controversy stifles any momentum the Bears can muster. I think Chicago will fare much better than this, but …

Tipping point: With Cam Meredith likely out for the year, can Kevin White finally live up to his draft billing and provide Chicago with an effective WR1?

 

DETROIT LIONS

Ceiling: 12-4. Matthew Stafford continues the pull-games-out-of-our-a#%-fourth quarters, enabling the Lions to take a few games they probably shouldn’t. Ameer Abdullah provides long-needed balance, staying on the field and on pace for 1,100 rushing yards. First-round pick Jarrad Davis carries his solid camp performance into the season, making the Detroit defense more active.

Floor: 5-11. Abdullah gets hurt … again. Marvin Jones suffers an up-and-down season, while preseason sensation Kenny Golladay shows he’s not quite ready to be the WR2. Ziggy Ansah takes longer than expected to return to 100 percent, with the pass rush unable to impose its will enough to cover for a secondary that, well, couldn’t cover in 2016. What accounts for the wild swing between floor/ceiling? All the close calls this Detroit team has.

Tipping point: Maybe Eric Ebron emerges as a Pro Bowler in 2017, pushing the 20th-ranked scoring offense into the top 10 … maybe.

 

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Ceiling: 13-3. Much must go right to hit 13-3, like the offensive line staying healthy and cohesive. Rookie Jamaal Williams provides Mike McCarthy with a three-down back to protect late leads so Aaron Rodgersdoesn’t have to do it all by himself. Mike DanielsClay Matthews and Nick Perry must generate enough of a pass rush so the offense doesn’t have to put up 30 points to win every week.

Floor: 8-8. Free-agent acquisition (a rarely used phrase in the Ted Thompson era) Jahri Evans struggles to replace T.J. Lang‘s high level of play at guard. Davante Adams drops more passes, failing to ascend to the level the organization is anticipating. The secondary fails to stay healthy, forcing Dom Capers to mix and match like last season.

Tipping point: Can Ty Montgomery evolve into an 800/800 guy, forcing defenses to declare themselves pre-snap?

 

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Ceiling: 12-4. Peruse this Vikings roster up and down, and you’ll find a hornet’s nest of talent. In this scenario, the front seven stays upright and intact, making it one of the best in the game — certainly 12-4 worthy. Sam Bradford completes 71 percent of his passes again, but this time with a few chunk plays mixed in.

Floor: 6-10. Free-agent additions Riley Reiff (LT) and Mike Remmers (RT) fail to bolster what was a team weakness in 2016. The Vikings get nothing from 2016 first-rounder Laquon Treadwell again. Terence Newman reveals he is 600 years old, and neither Trae Waynes nor Mackensie Alexander steps up to effectively man the side opposite Xavier Rhodes (SEE: Patrick Peterson in Arizona for a similar situation). Bradford dinks and dunks ’til you drop.

Tipping point: Dalvin Cook rushes for, say, 1,250 yards and takes home the OROY award — plus-2 wins if that happens.

Predictions by:

 

 

  • okxcy 4.5

    seriously the worst article since warv left and is never coming back™

  • Joe No

    TL:DR

  • okxcy 4.5

    joe why would you want to be on the same team as mosley?

    • Joe No

      Tacos overcome

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’m leaving and never coming back.

    • Joe No

      Don’t make promises you cannot keep

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/2WPApdI.png[/img]

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Great article Warv

  • Mark Gormley

    Fart blossoms.

  • K.

    Wait…. this article is dated August 30, 2017 but today is August 29, 2017. WHAT?!?!

    ILLUMINATI!!

    • Fun Boy 87

      I listened to the 7 day theory all day

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hello 👋

    • K.

      Let me tutor you.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Help me finish this fucking paper. I’m STUCK AT THE ENDING. and all of my papers she said had very strong endings

        • K.

          Your ending to restate your thesis and the main arguments/points in some fashion. What it should never be “And they all lived happily ever after. The End.

          What is the topic?

          • Fun Boy 87

            I know that fool. I just cant get my words together. So I type a bunvha random stuff amd I’m gonna re edit tomorrow in too tkred.

          • K.

            That is what I normally did when I was stuck on the ending. Think about it as I slept.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Ya I wrote 2 pages in like 10 minutes then hit a wall

  • K.

    So in other words, Packers will dominate division and Lions fans will drown in tears over going bankrupts on Man Cans.

    Got it.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have an interview tomorrkw morning. And im so ducking sore

    • K.

      Do people ever make comment about your face tat?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Nope

        • Fun Boy 87

          Construction. No one cares

          • K.

            You should consider relocating after you’re done with school. I can tell you now that TX doesn’t play when it comes to construction. Some of the best highways I’ve ever seen. Plus, dudes are always working at night. Imagine the pay is pretty damn good.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Foo I’m going for an office job. Illinois union places are the place to be. Illinois New York and cali

  • Fun Boy 87

    I pulled a musclr at work. And have only had Saturday and Sunday off so no healing time.

    • K.

      Bengay it up tonight, man

      • Fun Boy 87

        Foo it happened last Monday

  • K.

    IDK how in the hell Randall El kept his job after last season.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lanzo

    • Bartz

      sucks K. pussy

  • Fun Boy 87

    Bartz!!!!!!

  • K.

    Damn. Why does it feel late than 8:40?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Idk I should be asleep

      • Fun Boy 87

        But in 2 weeks from today ill be learning how to do something I already k ow how to do.

        • K.

          Then you should ace the test.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Exactly in already aceing everything tho

  • Mark Gormley
    • Fun Boy 87

      Zionist pig

      • K.

        Bush or Ferrell?

        • Mark Gormley

          Yes.

  • Mark Gormley

    Reesy, are you excited for your Chiefs to get bounced in the first round of the playoffs this year?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Zog media.

    • K.

      This will be a down year. think they will finish 2nd in division. Will get WC lose.

      Packers v. Patriots SB

      • Bartz

        Yeah noooopppeee

        • Mark Gormley

          You don’t know that. Maybe opposing offenses will just take a knee on every snap.

          • Joe No

            Maybe they will do what golf did with the lady tee. Alex Smith gets to throw 5 yards past the LOS.

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t be ridiculous. Make it 25.

          • Bartz

            The packers defense will need that. NFL should make it a rule. Any Packers opponent must take a knee every other snap or lose 20 yards.

          • Mark Gormley

            But then Pi will be right that the refs are in the tank for the Packers.

  • Bartz

    I’m downloading the destiny 2 beta for PC and it is taking forever on my slow ass internet…

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/FdeCfn6.gif[/img]

      • K.

        LOL

    • K.

      Mike played Destiny on the PS4. Not really into it. He just got a gaming Mac so he can play Mine Craft3

      • Bartz

        negative point for gaming Mac.. Fuck apple

        • K.

          He only does Minecraft. Mostly uses Ps4.

          • Bartz

            Still. Fuck apple

          • Joe No

            Women fuck cucumbers

          • Mark Gormley

            And Pi fucks men. What’s your point?

        • Mark Gormley

          I am an Apple person, but I wholeheartedly agree with you. We are morons.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like you need more porn.

  • vegas

    wtf is a gaming mac

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/e1xarhF.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      Classic Vegas.

  • Bartz

    Fuck north koreas fat fucking leader…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Dennis Rodman praises Kim Jong Un for modernizing North Korea
    AMP – 23 mins ago

    • Hooza

      Socialized anal bleaching

  • okxcy 4.5

    how dare Mike not like Destiny!

    • Fun Boy 87

      You like a da pu pu you leak it like a da ice kreem

  • okxcy 4.5

    everyone likes strippers

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Apple is for people who like to drink marketing koolaid and pay 3x the normal price of something to feel cool like everyone else.

    • okxcy 4.5

      so you have an iphone, ipad, ipod, and macbook pro?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        My woman even has the $250 headphones.

        • okxcy 4.5

          how many has she lost?

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            Lost one last night at 3 am.

          • okxcy 4.5

            does she have the subwoofer?
            https://i.imgur.com/jxonVwK.png

          • okxcy 4.5

            it’s 3.14″ in there

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Aaron Rodgers believes Colin Kaepernick isn’t on a team due to his protests

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/08/30/aaron-rodgers-believes-colin-kaepernick-isnt-on-a-team-due-to-his-protests/

    “In Teddy We Trust says:
    August 30, 2017 at 11:09 am

    Well, Rodgers has only seen Kaepernick play against the Packers’ defense, so of course he would think he’s a good player.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is going to sign Joe Haden to a monster deal.

    • okxcy 4.5

      1 Adderall per 100 posts

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s already injured.

  • okxcy 4.5

    sweaty ballsack

    • Mark Gormley

      Why is it sweaty?

      • okxcy 4.5

        you make me hot

        • Mark Gormley

          Gross.

          • okxcy 4.5

            now you’ve made me bothered

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, Okxcy’s secksually harassing me again. Is there someone in HR that can talk with him?

  • okxcy 4.5
  • Alias Number One™

    Whoa, a free agent signing? Dafuq!

    • Mark Gormley

      How long until he breaks his everything?

      • Alias Number One™

        I bet he plays all 16…

    • Joe No

      TT must have had a stroke or something

      • Brew_City

        All he had to do was watch the tape. Our OLBs suck

        • Alias Number One™

          Watching the tape caused the stroke.

          • Joe No

            This is less disturbing to watch than a Capers defense.
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/zmVLcHL.gif[/img]

  • okxcy 4.5

    gormley i need a little help over here
    https://i.imgur.com/uu7T9xZ.gif

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/GHPLQuK.gif[/img]

  • Alias Number One™

    How much wood does a Pichuck chuck?

  • Mark Gormley

    Sweaty ballsack.

    • okxcy 4.5

      Why is it sweaty?

      • Mark Gormley

        Mosley.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I would put Gormley in a sharpshooter and feel no qualms about it.

    • Brew_City

      Montreal screw job 2.0?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        You know it.
        Doesn’t he just seem like the kind of Jew prick who deserves it?

        • hawkshaw

          you leave gormly alone ,he has enuf problems what with all the wood splinters in his penis

          • okxcy 4.5

            those aren’t splinters
            he has a barbed cock

          • Joe No

            It resembles a Dr. Seuss tree?

    • Joe No

      Is that some kind of gay sex move? Oh PI said, of course it is.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    JoeZo didn’t even watch 1990’s wrestling.
    Let’s all point and laugh.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      How can the only scripted “sport” you’ve watched be the NFL?

      • Joe No

        I watch the NBA and that is far more scripted, even their draft.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          *Calls foul.*
          2 free shots to the kidney from Brew.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, have you considered SHUTTING THE FUCK UP???!!!!!!

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Have you considered NOT being a fag?

      • Mark Gormley

        I wouldn’t want to leave this place.

  • Joe No

    Gormley stop it already
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/nnDh1E3.jpg[/img]

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    We’re off to drive to the Canadian capital tomorrow. 8 hours so the daughter in law can lease an apartment.
    Is it wrong to be elated that be-atch is moving out?

    • Mark Gormley

      Where are you moving to?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        She is going away for college.

        • Mark Gormley

          Sorry, I read be-atch and assumed you were referring to yourself.

    • Joe No

      So you are saying she is looking for a place to stay?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Know of any good local brothels?

  • Joe No

    Gormley have you watched any of the Berkley protests? Way better than any of PIs gay wrestling
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/a6cB4eZ.gif[/img]

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Gormley, that guy in yellow has a message for you and your wrong religion.

    • Mark Gormley

      Nah. Buncha assholes fighting other assholes. It’s like watching the Lions play the Lions. What’s the point?

      • Joe No

        I agree, Nazis calling others nazis is funny to me. I want to choose a side but both sides are like the lions. So I just wait for the violence with popcorn.

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s like some perverse cosplay thing for them.

        • Joe No

          Tim Pool has got videos from all the protests and his best line is “This side is super serious, and this other side is just here to dance and mock them.”

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Gormley, what do Jews believe happens when you die?

    • Mark Gormley

      I have no idea. I’m a horrible non-Jew.

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/aJYQjaz.gif[/img]

      • okxcy 4.5

        HOW THE FUCK DID THIS NOT GET MORE LOVE?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Muslims are the most retarded in their beliefs. 72 virgins?
    You’d need at least 36 dirty sluts to teach the 36 virgins what to do.

    • Mark Gormley

      I dunno. Anyone who gave Joel Osteen money seems pretty potato.

      • Joe No

        At least they had a place to go once the flood hit….nm

        • Mark Gormley

          But the city hadn’t asked him! He can’t be expected to be as generous as a guy who owns a mattress store.

          • Joe No

            I know I don’t have to say this, but I fucking hate religious people.

          • Mark Gormley

            He’s also a morally bankrupt grifter. He should be Pi’s new hero.

    • Joe No

      any belief system that rewards you to kill yourself by killing others, is not a very good system.

  • Mark Gormley

    Our CEO sent out an email with a voice message saying that we all had to hit top-tier pricing requirements next month. That was confusing because that is the pricing that you would charge any Lanzo that comes in off the street looking to buy one or two items. Those of us with big accounts get special tier pricing that’s much lower. So he just sent out an email clarifying that his original message was only meant for those Lanzo kind of sales.

    Now back to my TPS reports.

  • okxcy 4.5
    • K.

      This is awesomeness!

  • Alias Number One™

    His Holiness Lord Pi Internet Pimp • 25 minutes ago
    We’re off to drive to the Canadian capital tomorrow. 8 hours so the daughter in law can lease an apartment.
    Is it wrong to be elated that be-atch is moving out?

    • Alias Number One™

      From Pi’s toolshed to an Apt at the capital…

  • K.

    Got my damn cavities filled. I am $302 poorer than I was this morning.
    Better hit the corners this weekend.

    • K.

      That being said, they were playing some movie on FXX with D. Washington that looked good while at the Dentist. Googled it when I got home and discovered that it was The Equalizer. Gonna illegally watch it tonight.

  • Alias Number One™

    What’s up Reesy?

    • K.

      Nothing much. Just got a fat lip.

      What’s been going on with you?
      Oh yeah, I predicted that the Chiefs will suck this year.

      • Alias Number One™

        Just workin, eatin, and drinkin too much…

  • K.

    I actually thought I was going to die. They put the novocain in and I started seeing doubles. I was like, Damn… I ain’t gonna make it to 30.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Reesy fucked Lumbergh.

    • Alias Number One™

      She does go for the pasties…

    • K.

      try Limbaugh

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus.

  • Alias Number One™

    Steelers signed Hayden to a 3 year deal.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Chay chow ching

    • okxcy 4.5

      you called?

      • Fun Boy 87

        My boss said black people are wanging.. ….

        • okxcy 4.5

          he’s not wrong
          just look at gubby

          • Fun Boy 87

            How is you

          • okxcy 4.5

            okay
            my computer is having the shits

  • Fun Boy 87
    • okxcy 4.5

      grilled cheese and tomato soup
      in my belly

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Veggie wrap.

    • Fun Boy 87

      So a pieve of lettuce with lettucd in it

      • Fun Boy 87

        Amd ketchup

  • Fun Boy 87

    Good night.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewbs.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Brew_City

      I’d hit it

  • Brew_City

    Leave for Nam on Saturday. Lame

  • Mark Gormley

    The war in Vietnam has been over for decades, Brew.

    • Brew_City

      That’s what they think

      • Bartz

        Brew going to drop some stank bombs on Nam

    • Joe No

      Thats quitter talk, time for a surprise bombing run. They will never expect it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew doesn’t even view that much pron. It’s sad.

  • Alias Number One™

    Happy Friday Eve!

  • Mark Gormley

    lol lions

    • Joe No

      I’m still surprised they haven’t tried to trade for Hundley yet. At some point they have to realize Stafford is the Mosley of NFL QBs.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s harsh. Mosley isn’t that bad.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    A poem about Dom Capers’ defense.
    http://i.imgur.com/W5mLL23.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      Whoa. Slow down, fart breath. You’re not on the moon gate.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    What’s new Jew?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Gorms knowing what you know now, would you still vote Trump?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes.

    • Joe No

      I used to think trump was brain dead. Now I am pretty sure he started 4chan and is trolling the entire US.

      • Mark Gormley

        No. I think it’s more likely 4chan created him.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Fido? What the fuck?

  • Mark Gormley

    Butt plug.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Did brew get drafted

    • Mark Gormley

      He ain’t no senator’s son, no.

    • Brew_City

      wat

      • Mark Gormley

        They’s sending you to Vietnam.

  • hawkshaw

    third and fourth string packers playing tonight ,or as i call them future lions & vikes

    • Mark Gormley

      Show us your bewbs!

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      So the starting defense?

      • hawkshaw

        why you…..

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          I missed you white feather.

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s being a withholding pos.

  • K.

    God bless you all

    • Joe No

      If you bless Gormley with a Christian God he will burst into flames

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s true. I’m a real Joel Osteen.

  • Alias Number One™

    Real football tonight!

    • okxcy 4.5

      preseason week 4 is not real football

      • okxcy 4.5

        but it is an improvement over college football

  • okxcy 4.5
  • Mark Gormley

    You got a link, Michael?

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m home. Will have to watch game tomorriw.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I hand wrote 2 pages on what I think a construction manager is. In 15 minutes.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup gays

    • Mark Gormley

      Ya know. The usual. Sup wit you?

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/fX6s6x6.jpg[/img]

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I hand wrote 2 pages on why the Lions are the greatest team in history.

  • okxcy 4.5

    I typed 2 pages on why the Bears still suck
    double sided in 3pt font

  • Fun Boy 87

    I sucked a 2 page long dick. – lanzo

  • okxcy 4.5

    until next time ya heathens
    https://i.imgur.com/KQGw60l.gif

  • hawkshaw

    admit it gormly ,you would love to slide the hebrew hammer into ivanka

    • Joe No

      republican women are more often attractive than democratic. Not sure why that is.

      • okxcy 4.5

        admit it
        you’d go 4.5 into dianne feinstein

        • hawkshaw

          or chelsea clinton

          • Joe No

            [img]http://i.imgur.com/ACqtwdM.jpg[/img]

          • okxcy 4.5

            you know the one on the left does anal

          • Joe No

            She has too, probably has a penis

  • Joe No

    I saw this bear fan getting beat up by 4 guys, so i went over to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.

  • Bartz

    I pooped green this morning

  • Fun Boy 87

    fuck. poo.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Poo. Fuck.

  • Mark Gormley

    Free Mosley!

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Still overpriced.

  • Fun Boy 87

    im killing infants for 10 cents cuz im a street genius with a unique penis

    • Mark Gormley

      Best Mr. Roger’s quote EVER.

      • Fun Boy 87

        agereed.

  • Fun Boy 87

    gormley people thought i would do bad in school, but im like getting nothing but A’s

    • Mark Gormley

      People are stupid. That’s why Donald Trump is our president.

      • Fun Boy 87

        i dont even like him anymore.

        • Fun Boy 87

          he barley kicked out any illegals, he couldnt even ban mooslims from coming here, so fuck him. and his lies.

        • Mark Gormley

          And that’s why you’re getting A’s. 😎

  • Mark Gormley

    Trump can’t even keep Pu out of our beloved America.

    • Fun Boy 87

      since trump took office, i hate my job more.

  • Fun Boy 87

    lol i got hurt at work, and im supposed to get a verbal warning for missing a day.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin Okxcy…

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    People out here are already saying Lacy is a bust.

    • Bartz

      Why is that, I thought he had a decent preseason

      • Mark Gormley

        They all love some rookie who’s been tearing it up and Lacy failed to punch the ball into the end zone against the Vikings.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls

  • Fun Boy 87

    TT is an idiot!!!!!

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      It’s almost like there are too many cops that are ignorant of the laws they are supposed to enforce and also drunk on their own power.

  • Mark Gormley

    Butt plug.

  • Alias Number One™

    Cuts Cuts Cuts…

    • Mark Gormley

      Did they finally cut Rodgers?

      • Alias Number One™

        The Paysome Hill era is upon us.

  • Mark Gormley

    You dildos.

    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/E0hByaJ.gif[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t disrespect me like that, dammit. I’m a war hero.

  • Brew_City

    Seahawks DL is gonna wreck teams

  • Mark Gormley

    So when do you ship out for ‘Nam, Brew?

    • Brew_City

      my flight leaves around noon tomorrow.

      • Joe No

        I heard they got roads now
        [img]https://i.imgur.com/OVWByp9.gif[/img]

  • K.

    All of the gas stations in Austin have no gas because people freaked out over the possibility of there being a shortage due to the hurricane despite there being NO damages to the refineries. Lines last night to get was were up to 100 deep with cars, people filled up garbage cans, people getting into altercations, etc.

    Now, Austin has no gas because idiots panicked when there was no crisis only to actually create a damn crisis.

    I have 25 miles of gas. Mike’s job closed because so many people called in not wanting to drive.He as 40 miles of gas. Not sure when the gas stations will be refilled and even when they are, people are going to cause another frenzy.

    Adding to all of that, we have damn idiots driving on the roads despite lack of gas in the city.

    It’s like a modern day Lord of the Flies.

    • K.

      Can’t think the last time my blood pressure was this high. So fucking annoyed.

      • Joe No

        I would suggest to violently take your neighbors gas.

        • K.

          People are fucking idiots. They have created a problem that didn’t exist. There is no hope for this society when you have fucking idiots living in it.

    • K.

      Oh yea, Dallas and San Antonio are facing the same problem.

      SO FUCKNG TICKED OFF! MAKES ME WANNA SLAP A BITCH REEEEAL BAD

  • Joe No
  • Bartz

    Reese – I thought they did shut down some refineries

    • Joe No
    • Brew_City

      “Shut down” You mean let all the chemicals wash away. Yes

    • K.

      I think 2 refineries went down but were back up on Thursday but even then, there was still enough oil to not cause a shortage.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I got gas today.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Only put in 10 bucks. Way too expensive. Its nice being in the midwest

    • K.

      Mail me some, dammit.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Joe No

      Dennis is still my favorite Sunny character.

  • Joe No
  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    If I were you guys, I would fart on Mike McCarthy and blame Mosley.

  • Joe No

    I get it Reesy everything is bigger in Texas, including the floods.

  • Fun Boy 87

    my farts are warm and moist. and STINK

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The Packers new logo should be Joe Swanson.

  • Gubby

    Jesus

    • Gubby

      Don’t accuse me of never saying hello.

      • Alias Number One™

        Don’t you have a Vikings game on DVR you can go watch?

        • Mark Gormley

          Check down boner.

  • hawkshaw

    second bloody mary biotchs ,oh hello gubby

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you considered murdering Pu? I’ll make it worth your while.

      • hawkshaw

        then who would visit his girlfriend at the retirement home

        • Mark Gormley

          Droog?

  • hawkshaw

    i guess it can be done ,but thats a lot of paddling the canoe to make it to windsor ,it would require a full case of cheap brandy and two strings of beads

    • Bartz

      Canoe paddle is a good beer.

    • Mark Gormley

      I can pay you five bales of pubes.

      • hawkshaw

        maybe ,i will be dressed as a muslim ,so the bales must come from 72 blonde virgins

        • Mark Gormley

          If only Vegas was blonde.

    • hawkshaw

      also i would require a photo with those damm sweaters all canucks look alike

  • K.

    Imma bout to order a pizza

  • K.

    The world is better now that I know Gubby is alive.

  • hawkshaw

    choices ,third bloody mary or switch to beer ,bucky kicks off at eight

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m fixing to mainline some heroin tonight. Lanzo’s selling to me again.

      • hawkshaw

        drugged out muscian ,who ever heard of such a thing

  • hawkshaw

    lions cut stafford for orlovsky yet

  • hawkshaw

    depending on how dat one plays we could get a higher comp pick then what the lions got for there 2015 #1 pick lineman

  • Mark Gormley

    The Vikings cut that German dude.

    • hawkshaw

      ha ,a lot of packer fans wanted him

      • Mark Gormley

        My guess is that he’ll clear waivers and then re-sign with the Vikings as a practice squad player.

        • hawkshaw

          kind of like our basketball wr ,michael something

  • hawkshaw

    bohringer 40= 4.43 treadwell 40=4.65 ah,ha,ha,ha,ha

    • hawkshaw

      fat eddie is faster then 4.65

  • hawkshaw

    vikes : wr to slow to go long and a qb that won’t throw pass fifteen yards

  • Bartz
  • Fun Boy 87

    Who hast been cuttith

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • hawkshaw

    waiting for the first time josh jones lights up treadwell

    • His Holiness Lord Pi
      • hawkshaw

        you better go into hiding ,rumor is theres a hit out on you

      • hawkshaw

        sweater must be canadian

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The Queen > Kevin King

    • hawkshaw

      whats her 40

      • hawkshaw

        5 minutes

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        She hasn’t been 40 for 60 years.

        • hawkshaw

          much like your girlfriend

          • hawkshaw

            er sorry ,low blow ,30 years

  • hawkshaw

    mr king with his long arms meets mr stafford with his erratic sidearm throw

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      The fact that he’ll be 7 yards off coverage will help him with an inaccurate QB.

  • K.

    Will TT pick up Cruz?

    Nope.

    • K.

      If you get cut from the Bears or Brown, then it’s not a good sign

      • hawkshaw

        but ,it’s the salsa

      • Bartz

        Peppers?

  • hawkshaw

    pack no pass rush .lioms no oline and when they finally meet ameer will be out again

  • hawkshaw

    6’6′ 275 lbs abusing lion linebackers

  • hawkshaw

    see you nancys later ,go bucky

  • Fun Boy 87

    I miss presidents choice

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump makes awful choices, though.

      • okxcy 4.5

        makes terrible sandwiches too

        • Mark Gormley

          Show. Us. Your. Bewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Go fucky!

  • Fun Boy 87

    i cannot stop farting.

    • Mark Gormley

      This is how I know we will survive.

  • Fun Boy 87

    what does a fart taste like?

    • Fun Boy 87

      im asking for a friend name franklin fihn jr the 3rd of canadia.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s a lie. That dude is THE premier fart connoisseur in North America.

        • Mark Gormley

          Sorry to say so, Okxcy, but it’s the truth.

  • Joe No

    Not all that trump does is bad Gormley, he is improving the nations health.
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/4gsHYyK.jpg[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. I saw this last night.

      • Joe No

        You don’t come out and play anymore

        • Mark Gormley

          I find political memes insufferable anymore. Same goes for ones posted with #theresistance.

          • Joe No

            Meme bind the universe together, without them these conversations would be awful

  • okxcy 4.5

    why is gormley so obsessed about slanty nipples?

    • Mark Gormley

      #allnipplesmatter

  • okxcy 4.5

    gormley is a political meme

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s also why I loathe memes. Anything is meme-able.

      • Joe No

        [img]https://i.imgur.com/TibQX5T.jpg[/img]

        • Mark Gormley

          Apolitical memes are fine, I guess. Still better than Pu.

      • okxcy 4.5

        my memes are the best memes
        no one else can meme like me
        you are fake news

  • okxcy 4.5

    lets go utah state!

    • Mark Gormley

      That school is for third-rate Mormon rejects like Gravy.

  • Joe No

    Anyone against Harambe memes is anti american
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/cfOWHoE.jpg[/img]

  • Joe No

    They are making an all girl version of Lord of the Flies? Pretty sure that book is about male aggression. Will they just fat shame eachother all movie?

    • Joe No

      I’m gonna go watch 12 angry men, hollywood sucks ass now.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fart blossoms.

  • Fun Boy 87

    LETS GO COLLEGE OF DUPAGE!!!!! woooooo

  • gravy_t

    lol, Bartz, your team is trash-sauce

    • Mark Gormley

      The football team at the college that I went to is quite literally the Bears of the D-1 FBS.

  • Fun Boy 87

    im getting 2 teeth pulled and a root canal tomorrow.
    i just stocked up on jELLo puddings and pancakes.

  • Fun Boy 87

    my wife can hear my farts from the basement, upstairs. and they are just like chiuahahas, big bark, no bite.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you shoot a bunch of canned air up your rectum.

      • Fun Boy 87

        im assuming it was this cheese that had mold on it….

  • Fun Boy 87

    hopefuly all the jello i eat makes me drug pie, and rape him like bill crosby

  • Mr. Horse

    Niggas on crack.

  • Mr. Horse

    You got 6 free agents for the price of 2 and 5 comp picks, and all you got is Pi’s bhole.

    • Fun Boy 87

      well with pie i get 6 free blow jobs when he buys 2.

      • Mr. Horse

        u can have all mine

  • Mark Gormley
    • Fun Boy 87

      was he greek

      • Mark Gormley

        Not sure. But my buddy was living in the apartment complex where this happened at the time it went down.

    • Joe No

      Kickers aren’t real people.

      • Mark Gormley

        Especially the dregs that would be kicking for that shitty ass team. Went to a couple of games against D-III schools where they won…

  • Fun Boy 87

    ill care about the FA’s we got once the season starts.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i turn 31 in like 3 weeks, so right now some 24 year old ass hole making 1+ million dollars doesnt thrill me until he does something.

    • Mr. Horse

      CAN U PLAY BACKUP SWING TACKLE?

      • Fun Boy 87

        ill do it for 100$ right now

        • Mr. Horse

          R U OK WITH MOVING TO CLEVELAND?

          • Fun Boy 87

            bone thugz n harmony hell ya and dead boys

  • gravy_t

    Jordy could supplant Janis IF HE WANTED TO BUT HE DOESN’T

    • Fun Boy 87

      i could throw touchdowns all day long and not throw ANY interceptions.
      but why should i? im modest.

  • Fun Boy 87

    lol gravy i told my wife i wanna try out for my schools football team.

    • gravy_t

      Long snapper, baby

      • Mark Gormley

        I think he could be a mauler swing tackle.

      • Fun Boy 87

        dear god. i wouldn’t even make it on the jr? varsity team.
        i was at freshman orientation and i was like the shortest PERSON there. idk what the fuck kids are eating these days

        • Mark Gormley

          Opposite out here. I feel like a tall person around this town and I’m not.

      • Mr. Horse

        That’s her role. GTFO of LDS area.

        • Mark Gormley

          Elder Gravy is too far gone, Horse. You’re just going to have to accept that.

          • Mr. Horse

            NO fucking way. The nature porn.

  • Fun Boy 87

    they play against like Iowa technical community college of state instution wyoming county.

    • gravy_t

      lmao

  • gravy_t

    I was thinking of going to the Holy War but can’t find tickets that don’t require hundreds of dollars or several blonde virgins

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    he has superb footwork

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, you should host your own podcast called #FartNation where you just muse about random things.

  • Mr. Horse

    Gravy’s going to open a PT SPA in Guyana, where his followers won’t be harrassed.

  • Fun Boy 87

    gravy didnt you get re married?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

  • gravy_t

    What do you mean “re married”? Like, acquiring another wife?

    • Fun Boy 87

      yea

  • Fun Boy 87

    this song sucks, but fuck.
    she makes me about as hard as pie looking at a plate of broccoli
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA

  • gravy_t

    OH SHIT…Prince is on Spotify now
    ….I’m gonna let him fuck my ear pussies for a while

    • Mr. Horse

      Ima be sick.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i once farted on a prince record.
    then it didnt play

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Maybe Bucky really is fucky.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i think thats lanzo

  • Mark Gormley

    If Wisconsin loses to Utah State I think Bartz should be forced to give Gravy 200 chaturbate tokens.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Is porno really good for you

  • okxcy 4.5

    fuckin mormons

  • Mark Gormley

    How goes the farting, Jordy?

  • okxcy 4.5

    I found your favorite restaurant
    https://i.imgur.com/KIduMy4.jpg

  • gravy_t

    Gorms

    • gravy_t

      At least your alma mater didn’t kill a gay guy, tie him to a post, then have elton john come sing about how much you suck

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah, but Wyoming is still better than UNC.

        • Mark Gormley

          I mean, Wyoming would beat UNC more violently than those two bigots beat…

  • okxcy 4.5

    now bucky is just being a dick

  • hawkshaw

    BUCKY WON, pi is a queer

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Hawkshaw smells like skinned buffalo hide.

    • okxcy 4.5

      he’s been wearing the same loincloth for 61 years

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        And he doesn’t even loins to cover up.

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s homelessness treating you?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        When it comes to choosing where to live I have shopping carte blanche.

  • okxcy 4.5

    Pi when did you start pretending to be a syrian refugee to get on the Canadian gov gravy train?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Pretend?

      • okxcy 4.5

        last year you were Haitian and the year before your were Sri Lankan

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          I have gubby’s lineage.

  • Joe No
  • Mark Gormley

    Just so you all know, I am a retired Navy Five-Star General who, while serving as a member of SEAL Team 6, earned the Medal of Honor for leading a F-4 Phantom fighter group in a tactical charge that broke the Soviet siege at Stalingrad.

    • Joe No

      Even if it were true the left would still call you a nazi.

      • Mark Gormley

        Thank you.

    • okxcy 4.5

      thanks for your service airman

      • Mark Gormley

        Semper Fudge.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Just because America can’t jerk off the troops fast enough doesn’t mean you’re getting free handies.
      JoeZo loves America. Take one for the team.

      • Mark Gormley

        STOLEN JIZZ!!!

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    By the way, in other countries you can watch a ball game without every 2nd inning someone needing to jerk off the troops once more.

    • Joe No

      There are no innings in soccer which is what every country besides the US watches.

  • Mark Gormley

    Joe, I stumbled upon a bunch of “Stolen Valor” videos today. Why do all of these potatoes claim to be Navy SEALs AND/OR Marine Scout Snipers?

    • Joe No

      I am unfamiliar with those.

      • Joe No

        Most seals I met, never mention they are seals.

      • Mark Gormley

        One fuck claimed that he had been stationed in “Quebec, Iraq.” Fuck off, Pi.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          Home of the poutine and real patriotism.
          http://i.imgur.com/sewVh7d.jpg

        • Joe No

          People who claim to serve are complete pieces of shit. Most veterans don’t really talk about the thing they did unless prompted.

          • Mark Gormley

            The worst part about these videos are the dumbasses who question why it’s not okay for non-veterans to walk around wearing gear that they have legitimately purchased.

          • Joe No

            Most of that gear you see is look a like, not actual BTU or ABUs

  • okxcy 4.5

    gormley loves being in seal

  • Joe No
  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    “Stee-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrike three!”
    “Now let’s take another 5 minute break to jerk off the troops.”

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I guess “thanks for blowing up brown people for oil money” doesn’t quite have the same ring.

      • Joe No

        Canada sent all of their 5 soldiers to help over there too.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          Damn straight. We used our hockey sticks to literally beat the last 5 drops of oil out of their turbans.

          • Joe No

            The funny thing is, once all of that oil is used up America still has tons that we haven’t drilled for. We won’t be selling it to other countries I bet.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi single-handedly took down the Yamamoto.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      True story. I once triumphed in a vicious battle with a seal.

    • okxcy 4.5

      *vows payback*

  • Joe No

    Seattle and KC are going nuts with these trades

  • okxcy 4.5

    We have the 160th SOAR near me so they’re all crazy helicopter pilots who can fly upside down through power lines in a hurricane while being chased by Russian MIGs on the dark side of Mars

  • Joe No
  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • Fun Boy 87

    I seriously wanna start a go fund me just to see how much money I get lol I need a new tooth and actually can’t afford it

    • Joe No

      It works better when you lie. Tell everyone you are a transgender midget who was attacked by white nationalists and you need to get broken teeth fixed.

      • Fun Boy 87

        That was kind of my idea. And ill post a picture of a cat cuz faget left wing commies love cats

  • Fun Boy 87

    I needa put my carbaratour back together brb

  • Joe No

    Its kind of messed up the NFL has turned a day of people getting fired into a day of entertainment. Its like if PIs pimp aired everytime he beat PI up for not making his quota.

    • Fun Boy 87

      pie ruins everything

  • Joe No

    Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter
    Steelers traded WR Sammie Coates to Cleveland, per source.

    That sucks, its like being in a fortune 500 company and then being told you are getting sent to the Greenland branch.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I went to Cleveland once. It made me miss the safe comforts of downtown Detroit. It’s really that bad.

      • Joe No

        Ya the Dems like running working people out of town and with no tax base these cities implode.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          I don’t prefer one group of terrible politicians over another group of terrible politicians. Voting is for gays and Jews.

          • Joe No

            When voting gets you either a brain dead loud mouth or the devil incarnate, I agree voting is useless.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    If voting is for gays and Jews, does Gormley get to vote twice?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      That’s two votes for Trump.

  • Mark Gormley

    Jesus. Give it a rest, Pi Fieri.

    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/cpYXZtR.png[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Dude does love the triple D.

        • Joe No

          Who doesnt!

  • okxcy 4.5

    pantalones

    • Mark Gormley

      No. Never. What the hell is wrong with you?

      • okxcy 4.5

        you wear knickerbockers

        • Mark Gormley

          Sometimes. Like maybe a few hours a week when I am shopping for pork rinds.

          • okxcy 4.5

            or when you’re working your side job as a payne stewart impersonator

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ve also been known to wear assless bell bottoms from time to time.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Payne Stewart. Now there’s a name from the past.
    Used to be Pi’s favorite golfer. True story.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Shows you how old I am.
      Back in my day, golfers didn’t make $200 million from Nike and spiral out on cocaine and sluts.
      They had the common decency to die in plane crashes.

    • Mark Gormley

      Then why did you sabotage his airplane?

  • okxcy 4.5

    pi do you still cry every night about princess di?

    • Joe No

      The royal family assassinated her because she was banging a muslim

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, I can’t believe I have to keep telling you this, but you’re not constipated, bro. You probably just lost a few butt plugs up in your rectum again.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Vegan food makes you poop like clockwork. I’m more regular than a Packers playoff defensive meltdown.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Okxcy do you have a life sized poster of Emperor Mao? Ideally one that’s made in China?

    • Joe No

      Where can i get a joe stalin fathead?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        From the same place Okxcy buys his butt plugs.
        https://i.imgur.com/OKefMF4.jpg

        • okxcy 4.5

          I sell these through your local college bookstore

          • Joe No

            Better than the commie books they sell

    • okxcy 4.5

      I flew in 12 Chinese painters to paint a giant Mao mural on my home

  • Fun Boy 87

    People with a favorite golfer = fagets

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Is there a bigger scam going than the prices of college books?
    I remember one book in college costing me $170. Those are the cheap ones now.

    • okxcy 4.5

      paying for porn

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        What? There are people who pay for porn?

        • okxcy 4.5

          vegas

  • Joe No

    My favorite golfer
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/R04jUWG.jpg[/img]

    • okxcy 4.5

      hole in one

    • Mark Gormley

      Her rack is almost as big as John Daly’s.

  • okxcy 4.5

    lol michigan

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      We’ve gonna to have dumpster dive with TT for anyone with a pulse in the front 7.

  • Mr. Horse

    Dis shit crazy. TT gone mad. Packers cut two 2017 draft picks ===>

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      From what round?

      • okxcy 4.5

        does it matter?
        they’ll be the newest vikings

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          It’s a question for trolling purposes.

          “Omg you guys cut a 2nd rounder already? TT has more busts than a Matt Stafford shirtless album.”
          “Omg you guys cut a 7th rounder? Good thing TT trades down for all those late round picks to donate to the Vikings.”

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            And never mind that the Lions cut 2 draft picks too.

          • okxcy 4.5

            I believe it was a 5th and a 7th

  • Mr. Horse

    Oh, dear.
    You are blocked from following @CoryJennerjohn and viewing @CoryJennerjohn’s Tweets.

  • Joe No

    The Green Bay Packers have released the following players:

    G Kofi Amichia, CB Donatello Brown, TE Emanuel Byrd, QB Joe Callahan, LB Johnathan Calvin, WR Michael Clark, WR Montay Crockett, WR Malachi Dupre, G Thomas Evans, LB Reggie Gilbert, G Geoff Gray, LB Cody Heiman, DT Calvin Heurtelou, QB Taysom Hill, CB Daquan Holmes, T Robert Leff, LB Josh Letuligasenoa, DT Izaah Lunsford, LB Derrick Mathews, WR Max McCaffrey, G/T Adam Pankey, TE Aaron Peck, RB Kalif Phillips, DT Brian Price, CB Raysean Pringle, S Aaron Taylor, LB Jordan Tripp, S Jermaine Whitehead and WR DeAngelo Yancey.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Josh Letuligasenoa?
      They cut that muthafucka right there just to save on jersey letter printing costs.

    • Joe No

      Notice they only have 2 QBs.

      • Joe No

        Also that PoS Janis is still around.

  • hawkshaw

    over 1,000 players cut ,maybe the lions can find a o-line

  • hawkshaw

    starting on second bottle of chianti .pussies

    • Mr. Horse

      *sharpens spear*

  • hawkshaw

    four 16 oz ribeyes,got enuf left for steak & eggs in the morning

  • Mr. Horse

    TT will find Jesus after he clears waivers.

  • Mark Gormley

    TT is a moron. Did he even try to sign Osweiler?

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Fake news.

  • Mr. Horse

    Dear God. Is college football over yet?

    • Mr. Horse

      You blocked @NoleGameday
      Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won’t unblock

    • Mark Gormley
      • hawkshaw

        nice hairdo thou

        • Mark Gormley

          I’ve got the same one.

          • Mark Gormley

            I like to think that the trees notice.

          • okxcy 4.5

            Bran notices

          • hawkshaw

            you must die every time you see a wood chipper

          • Mark Gormley

            You mean those Hitler machines?

  • okxcy 4.5

    my balls smell like lemonade mix

    • Mark Gormley

      Spend some time at a lemonade stand again?

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      pussy qb’s

  • hawkshaw

    fyi horse ,wisky won last night

  • okxcy 4.5

    I’ll have you all know Northwestern sits atop the Big 10 standings

    • hawkshaw

      fuck the cats, got tickets for the sept 30th game in madison

      • okxcy 4.5

        Badgers are going to get their shit pushed in

        • hawkshaw

          no way ,on the road is when they lose to northwestern

          • okxcy 4.5

            there is some truth to that

    • Mark Gormley

      Thanks, Wilbon.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Official FAP news bulletin.
    Horse has been named the college football reporter.
    https://i.imgur.com/SzO9zGv.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      FYI, dude. Cumin isn’t what you think it is.

  • hawkshaw

    so pi ,it is kinda fun trolling horse ,just be careful ,he kicks

    • His Holiness Lord Pi
      • Mark Gormley

        Cyclists deserve this and more.

        • okxcy 4.5

          gormley hates skinny people

          • Mark Gormley

            I hate cyclists of all shapes and sizes.

          • Joe No

            He is a healthy body shamer

  • hawkshaw

    so just googled it ,average canadian consumes 4.5 ounces of red meat a day ,pi gobbles it in one sitting

    • Joe No

      inches or ounces?

      • hawkshaw

        both

    • okxcy 4.5

      pi gobbles 4.5″ per sitting

      • Mark Gormley

        *per second.

    • hawkshaw

      plus 2 lbs of blubber

  • okxcy 4.5
    • Mark Gormley

      Are you stroking your mullet while listening to this?

  • hawkshaw

    horse apples ,gonna go check the collage scores

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaaaaaart.

    • okxcy 4.5

      Queeeeeeeeeeef.

      • Mark Gormley

        I was trying to attract Jordy, not Pi.

  • hawkshaw

    smells like pine cones around here

  • hawkshaw

    collage football is like nba ,leading by 28 with three minutes to go and still lose

  • hawkshaw

    queens panties

    • Mark Gormley

      Why are you helping Pi?

    • hawkshaw

      gotta send the right bat signal for his holiness

      • Mark Gormley

        But that guy voted for a socialist.

  • hawkshaw

    i could say KFC,but only reesy would show up

    • okxcy 4.5

      you have to say popeyes for reesy

    • Mark Gormley

      I was down in a one of the more hipster areas of Seattle today and these morons were blocking traffic trying to make an illegal left-hand turn into a KFC. There is so much awesome food down there. Why would you go to a KFC? (And, yes, they were white.)

  • hawkshaw

    so gormly saves his pubic hair

    • hawkshaw

      manscapping a jew

  • hawkshaw

    mosely is the barber

    • okxcy 4.5

      gormley wouldn’t trust anyone else to have a straight razor on his junk

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

    • okxcy 4.5

      sup

      • Fun Boy 87

        Wanting to steam clean my truck but its 9pm and raining and im brewing 10cups of tea

  • hawkshaw

    broke my truck

    • Mr. Horse

      Bad.

      • hawkshaw

        naw gas lines into carb ,simple fix but my mechinac is busy

        • hawkshaw

          hard to drive with gas spilling on top of motor

  • gravy_t

    Just ride your horse, stop complaining so much

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      He acts like it’s too far to walk from the rez to the liquor store.

      • hawkshaw

        i will dog team yer girl mofo

        • okxcy 4.5

          you’ll have her pull your dogsled?

          • hawkshaw

            i will have her pull something

    • Mr. Horse

      Jesus, just get a 350 lb. white chick to buy the Milwaukee’s Best 30 pack.

  • hawkshaw

    besides i.am doing blackberry on ice

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    “1978 Dodge Pick Up Truck
    Slightly used.
    Only used to drive back and forth to liquor store. Filled to a quarter tank with tasty gasoline.
    Available for Packers tickets or OBO.”

  • hawkshaw

    so squint ,what state you live in now

    • hawkshaw

      docter of disaster

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Hawkshaw is throwing hay-makers tonight.

  • hawkshaw

    wisky won ,wyoming cowboys lost

  • Fun Boy 87

    Simple fix – says the guy who cant fix it

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ll fix yer face!

  • hawkshaw

    he ,he ,wisky gets to play the mormans of byu

  • hawkshaw

    docter mornan

    • hawkshaw

      that snags

      • hawkshaw

        wandering eye

  • K.

    Hi.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pizza

    • okxcy 4.5

      Hi Reesy

    • Mr. Horse

      Hi, Reesy.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    We love reesy.

    • okxcy 4.5

      who doesn’t love a little chocolate?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Pie. Its not vegan

        • Fun Boy 87

          Reesy is milk chocolate she aint from africa

    • Mr. Horse

      ITMTBS?

  • Mr. Horse
  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m sitting in my yard in my boxers

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie I brewed some lemon grass tea. Would you like to eat the left over lemon grass

    • Mark Gormley

      And he’d also like to drink your pee.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Its neon green

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi told me that the biggest disappointment of his life was realizing that he could never be a real Vietnamese hooker.

    • hawkshaw

      he tried thou ,patticipation trophy

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m watching straight outta Compton again. And Idk still how they show 6 members on tje cover. But they do not mention the arabian Prince once in the movie.

    • hawkshaw

      nigger

  • hawkshaw

    nazi nigger ,is there such a thing

    • Fun Boy 87

      Yes. Me

      • hawkshaw

        whoa ,yer suppose to be a lawn mowing suburinite now

  • hawkshaw

    nazi yard

  • hawkshaw

    five running backs ,pound the ball packers

    • Mark Gormley

      Can they play defense too?

  • hawkshaw

    all fou cut wr showed promise ,ps will be interesting

    • Mark Gormley

      Did McCaffrey end up making the final 53?

      • Joe No

        nope

        • Joe No

          G Kofi Amichia, CB Donatello Brown, TE Emanuel Byrd, QB Joe Callahan, LB Johnathan Calvin, WR Michael Clark, WR Montay Crockett, WR Malachi Dupre, G Thomas Evans, LB Reggie Gilbert, G Geoff Gray, LB Cody Heiman, DT Calvin Heurtelou, QB Taysom Hill, CB Daquan Holmes, T Robert Leff, LB Josh Letuligasenoa, DT Izaah Lunsford, LB Derrick Mathews, WR Max McCaffrey, G/T Adam Pankey, TE Aaron Peck, RB Kalif Phillips, DT Brian Price, CB Raysean Pringle, S Aaron Taylor, LB Jordan Tripp, S Jermaine Whitehead and WR DeAngelo Yancey.

        • Mark Gormley

          Damn. Elway will end up signing him in order to engender some goodwill after signing Osweiler.

          • Joe No

            He played that situation perfectly, got his QB after all at 750k a year instead of 17M a year.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo likes un-cut wide receivers…get it

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo is too much like Pi now. I feel like we failed him.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lanzo pretends to be gubby on SKA

      • Hooza

        Failed lanzo or pi?

        • Fun Boy 87

          Both . Lanzo shaved his ass hairs

          • Hooza

            Fuck!

  • Fun Boy 87

    I love unpopped corn kernels.

    • Hooza

      I love lamp

      • Fun Boy 87

        Me TOO

  • Hooza

    Does he still have the ass hairs, or what is he going to do with them?

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi ate them.

      • Hooza

        He loves the dingleberries.

      • Joe No

        I’m for saying awful awful things on this blog, this made me throw up a bit.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie likes organic anal hairs

  • hawkshaw

    pi uses the most modern methods of hair removal, also being canadian he still squats in a gallon of bleach

  • hawkshaw

    vodka martini ,pale people

    • hawkshaw

      after two bottles of chianti

  • hawkshaw

    i am restranted thou ,only one olive

    • hawkshaw

      you cunt hair pussies ,ha

  • hawkshaw

    2030 white man will be a minorty in usa ,maybe a could hire one to do my lawn

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy 4.5

    boo

  • Fun Boy 87

    I give pie a negative 48 on PFF for blog ownership.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • okxcy 4.5

      lanzo’s little brother

    • Joe No

      Looks like Nick Cage and Alice Cooper had a retarded child.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    By this time next week you guys will be well on your way to last place in the NFCN.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Hold on. I can troll better than that. Give me another crack at it.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Go figure that Rodgers keeps a replica of himself where he shoves a hand in his ass.
    http://i.imgur.com/tQUJsxQ.gif

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      6 out of 10 on the troll meter. Give me one more crack at it.

  • okxcy 4.5

    is it true that mosley wears bikini jeans?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Special feature on the Packers defense.
    https://i.imgur.com/OxMpiCA.jpg

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      More gaping holes than Okxcy’s mother at work at the “authentic” massage parlor.

      • okxcy 4.5

        she works as a chinese karaoke girl

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Horse, admit it. My trolling game is solid now.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Fun Boy 87

    You can return used supplements to gnc.
    This pre work out I bought SUCKS ASS

  • Fun Boy 87

    So I’m gonna bag half of it. And return it next weekend.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Is Jordy getting shredded?
      https://i.imgur.com/WcYJsBG.jpg

      • Fun Boy 87

        I’ve always used pre woeks outs instead of coffee for work.

        • Fun Boy 87

          The closest I can get to cocaine is cool with me. I like really want to just start a cocaine habit. I’m always so tired

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie just tell me. Do you like hairy vaginas

    • Fun Boy 87

      You sick monkey

    • okxcy 4.5

      he likes hairy vegan armpits

      • Fun Boy 87

        He likes Lanzo anal hairs

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Jordy I’ve fucked them all. Fat ones. Hairy ones. Smelly ones. Tiny ones. Big lipped ones.
      But the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen is [insert frequently injured Packers player here].

  • okxcy 4.5
  • okxcy 4.5

    it is abundantly clear why pi is such a fan of the lions
    https://i.imgur.com/GPJpCvE.jpg

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      That looks likw the hooker stripper I used to bang occasionally

      • Fun Boy 87

        On the right but smallee boobs

      • okxcy 4.5

        detroit steve’s sister?

        • Fun Boy 87

          Nah that girl wasnt bad lookimg.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Crackhead skinny. Sick

  • Fun Boy 87

    That stripper whore paid for my rent one month go figure

  • Fun Boy 87

    She ordered a pizza and me and my friends ate it on the porch and told her it never came then I gave her the wrong directions to work and she ended up in Indiana. And I was like hoping she wouldnt come back bit she did and caught me with another girl and left.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Last I heard she was an escort in Toronto

    • Fun Boy 87

      And her vagina was like dried up so I used corn huskers hand lotion to beat that snatch up

      • okxcy 4.5

        pi has probably thrown monopoly coins at it

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo sucks donkey cock

  • Joe No

    The Dallas Cowboys were busy Sunday trying to improve their defense.

    The team acquired outside linebacker Jayrone Elliott in a trade with the Green Bay Packers for a conditional seventh-round pick in 2018 and were awarded defensive tackle Brian Price off waivers from the Packers. And, perhaps most surprisingly, they cut defensive tackle Cedric Thornton, their biggest free-agent signing in 2016.

  • R8Rnation

    Yo

    • Joe No

      Yo
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/GFTrM4B.gif[/img]

      • okxcy 4.5

        that’s not even my final form

        • Joe No

          [img]https://i.imgur.com/W9XOVf4.gif[/img]

  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      That guy could run for any office in Wisconsin and be guaranteed a victory

      • Mr. Horse

        Packers ought to hire him as a coach before someone else does.

        • Joe No

          I don’t even know who the RB coach is this year

  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy 4.5

    sagev

    • Mark Gormley

      .yob kcuf, tneb teG

      • okxcy 4.5

        skcid fo gab a tae yldniK

        • Mark Gormley

          .riaf s’tahT

          • okxcy 4.5

            ?ssa ym barg tsuj uoy diD

          • Mark Gormley

            …oN…

          • okxcy 4.5

            yrots ylekil A

  • okxcy 4.5

    Annie, are you okay?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Are you okie annie

      • Fun Boy 87

        Youve been slapped by yoive been raped by a smooth assed lanzo

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy 4.5

    I watched like 4 hours of michael jackson music videos today

  • okxcy 4.5

    Gormley’s theme song
    https://youtu.be/8fSDNav3xgc

  • okxcy 4.5

    but this is Gormley’s favorite band
    https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

  • okxcy 4.5

    Gormly on a scale from 10 to 10 how big of a counting crows fan are you?

    • Mark Gormley

      100. (I actually don’t like them.)

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Gormley is a fag that acts like a fag.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Pi’s all time favorite song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQOBUrRaPU0

    • Mark Gormley

      I actually liked some of their earlier shit–but not this shit.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        This is their earlier shit.

  • okxcy 4.5
  • Mark Gormley

    This shit is my fucking jam.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoQ0z88cG4

  • okxcy 4.5

    good job gormley
    you successfully killed tonight’s vibe

  • okxcy 4.5
  • okxcy 4.5
  • okxcy 4.5
  • okxcy 4.5
  • Joe No
    • okxcy 4.5

      gormley only listens to the 10 hour extended cut

  • okxcy 4.5

    pi is probably off fapping to fallout boy now

    • Joe No

      “Pi is probably off fapping to a boy right now”

  • Joe No

    Remember when Green Day was great, before they removed their penis’

  • Sad Vegas

    whats wrong with fallout boy?

    • Joe No

      The cause the listener to crave gay sex.

    • Mr. Horse

      Nothing if you like whining & a dick in your mouth.

  • Mr. Horse

    Alex Smith & the most punchable player in NFL history
    twitter.com/NFL/status/904573507836792832/photo/1

    • Joe No

      A Smith and Richard Sherman are hanging out?

      • okxcy 4.5

        Alex Smith and Jay Cutler are BFFs

  • R8Rnation

    Greetings from Zagreb, or whatever I am

    • okxcy 4.5

      are you visiting jive?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Hola mandingos.

    • Mark Gormley

      Hola cum lord.

    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/m11HmVp.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy 4.5

    joe watches star trek
    what a fag

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Joe’s not a fag.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      He’s a super duper mega ultra jumbo fag.

      • Joe No

        I refute the mega portion

      • okxcy 4.5

        stop dancing around it and just call him a triple dog uber fag

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    What are your guys thoughts for the upcoming match up against Gormley’s Seahawks?

  • Mark Gormley

    My Seahawks are the best team in the league. BOOK IT!

    • Joe No

      screenshotted

      • Mark Gormley

        The offensive line is totally NOT going to get Russell Wilson killed.

        • Joe No

          Can’t be any worse than the Lions O line, they are starting Robinson at LT. Stafford should update his will.

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t forget that they also traded away one of their former first-round picks last week. He was somehow worse than Robinson who is a complete bust. Good job, Pi.

      • Mark Gormley

        The fans will NEVER turn on Blair Walsh when he eventually costs them a game.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Taco sauces

    • okxcy 4.5

      only if you want a creamy white sauce

      • Fun Boy 87

        Si

  • Fun Boy 87

    My pee sounds chunky

  • Mark Gormley

    My pee sounds chunky.

    • okxcy 4.5

      are you passing a kidney stone?

      • Mark Gormley

        A baker’s dozen worth.

        • okxcy 4.5

          #fakenews

          • Mark Gormley

            You don’t believe in bakers?

          • okxcy 4.5

            they’re a figment of the liberal media

  • Mark Gormley

    Is Pi loses because of the Lions or are the Lions loses because of Pi?

    • Mr. Horse

      These are independent.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m sorry. The answer I was looking for was “yes.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Good morning, Raekwons.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Go Seahawks.

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t be jelly. Best fans in all of football.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

    • Joe No

      On PIs face

  • Mark Gormley

    Did Okxcy drink some bad moonshine again?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      SEA-HAWKS!!!

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Here’s why Okxcy is so fucked up.
    http://i.imgur.com/8LPeIlm.gif

  • Mr. Horse

    Holy shit.

    Former #49ers DL Quinton Dial has signed with the #Packers, source said.

  • Joe No

    Stop giving out info horse, gormleys going to report all of it too his seahawks

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Now you guys are signing day old leftovers from a 2-14 football team.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    I’ve updated my user name to reflect my burgeoning team pride!

  • Mr. Horse

    Damn. Ringo cut.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      What about McCartney?

  • K.

    Time to shut down twitter.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Pi needs to add some Seahawks shit to the feed.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Be careful what you wish for. I just added Richard Sherman, the Shithawks official account, and Pete the cheat.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Woooooo!!!

  • K.

    People are fucking idiots. Please learn what it takes to become a citizen in the U.S. and stop making up shit. Pathetic.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I tried to get in but I failed the part about carrying a gun and blind patriotism.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Take this, ya hoser.

    https://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    If Thomas Rawls can’t go, does that means Eddie Lacy is gonna be busting 2 yards up the gut?

    • Joe No

      They put china food in the endzones

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/KsBe95y.jpg[/img]

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Joe No

      We know ‘Merica is great, thats why we keep canada around to keep reminding us.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        It’s a good thing president Trump made you guys great again.

        • Joe No

          We had a small drought with Obama bin laden and the Bush boys.

  • Fun Boy 87

    What the fuck happe ed

    • Joe No

      Gormley is now butt buddies with Pete Carroll

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Gross. I’ll stick to trees, thank you very much.

  • Alias Number One™

    I want Paysome Hill back!

  • Alias Number One™

    Talk about a pisser for the Bucs & Phins, Both had a week 11 bye and now they are going to have to play this weekends game then because of Irma.

    • Joe No

      Bunch of bitches, in my day we played in Hurricanes all the time.

      • Alias Number One™

        We waited for the storms and ran out to play in it.

        • Joe No

          We used to sacrifice beta males like PI to the gods of lightning and thunder

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Are you queefs ready for some football?

    • Alias Number One™

      I assume you are talking to everyone but me.

      • Joe No

        He is a coach for a little league team, my guess is he is talking to a bunch of 7 year olds

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          I don’t coach the Lions.

          • Joe No

            I never said your team was a bunch of losers or mosleys

  • Alias Number One™

    Beta males, lol!

  • okxcy 4.5

    fuckin hell

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Tennessee isn’t that bad.

      • okxcy 4.5

        vegas said he was going to memphis to get raped

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          What’s new?

          • okxcy 4.5

            but this time he wants me to do it

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Just pay an immigrant to do it. Or, better yet, follow the example of our Dear Leader and don’t pay an immigrant to do it.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Shut the fuck up, Pi.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Gormley smells like sweat, shame, and an absence of pork.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
      • Joe No

        I’ve seen pictures of Jordys poop, fat women porn and pictures of Canada. I’ve never been so sick to my stomach as this post.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            To say Macklemore is a poor man’s Slug is an insult to poor men and Slug. Even these morons up here now readily admit that Macklemore is shit.

          • Joe No

            I have no clue what you are talking about.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Methinks you doth protest too much.

  • Joe No

    I didn’t actually believe Gormley became a Seahawk fan, until I saw this. You dirty sob trader!
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/qT1LP4K.jpg[/img]

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      You just wish you could pull that shit off.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The Seahawks are the best team ever.

    • Mr. Horse

      Never go full Gubby.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Horse I added the Seahawks, Russel Wilson, and Pete the cheat to the Twitter feed for you.

  • Mr. Horse

    Video: 6 members of the 1957 Lions sit down to discuss the team’s last championship 60 years ago ===>
    At some point, no one will be alive who was alive when the Lions last won a championship.

    • Joe No

      Especially if they live in Detroit.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Good anus.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
    • Joe No

      Thats animal abuse in 49 states

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have an attractive cousin in sweden. I’m friends with some of them on facebook

    • Bartz

      You are attracted to your cousin?

      • Fun Boy 87

        You could say so. Its like my 6th cousin. So its coo.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’d bang Jordy’s cousin.

    • okxcy 4.5

      that’s a 14 year old dude

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        It’s legal in Sweden.
        They have actual freedom so they didn’t need a corporate slogan.

        • okxcy 4.5

          I didn’t say it was illegal
          He just doesn’t seem your type at all

  • Alias Number One™

    It’s almost here!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Okxcy bangs his cousins exclusively.

    • okxcy 4.5

      eww cousins are too distantly related

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      In his defense, it’s not his fault. Nobody can tell Asians apart.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • Alias Number One™

    Yo

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Oy vey.

      • Alias Number One™

        RUN!

  • Fun Boy 87

    my swedish family said im always welcome there, when and if i graduate college i was gonna go to germany, maybe might go to sweden now.

    • Fun Boy 87

      roughly same price and a better time of a year.
      may in sweden im assuming would be nicer than febuary in germany.

  • Joe No

    Swedish women, does it matter if they are cousins?
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/HhZw5Rd.jpg[/img]

    • Fun Boy 87

      thanks joe.
      i knew i wasnt the only one that thought i was weird bevause i found her to be attractive.

  • Fun Boy 87

    plus i mean, if i go to sweden ill automaticly be attractive.

    • Joe No

      A 9 in ‘Merica is like a 6 over there

      • Fun Boy 87

        well ill come back to america and be like a 15

        • Joe No

          You can hang out in a muslim slum over there, as long as you don’t have a pubic beard you would be way above the average. Of course you may disappear since their cops can’t go into those zones anymore.

          • Fun Boy 87

            lemme see where they live.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Hällefors

          • Fun Boy 87

            it has like 10 streets….

  • okxcy 4.5

    raspberry farts

    • Fun Boy 87

      i just added pie and AND gormleys kike ass to be my facebook friend.

    • K.

      Dude.. had this black raspberry reductions yesterday to go with my chocolate mousse. So. damn. GOOD!

  • Fun Boy 87

    i got a facebook, and all these friends of friends are adding me, but i have NO idea who they are. the people i must of met while drunk is incredible.

  • K.

    Damn Yo… football is like… tomorrow.

    • Fun Boy 87

      no its sunday at 315pm chicago time.

      • K.

        True dat, homie

  • Fun Boy 87

    my wife got mad because the first picture i posted of myself was my mugshot from the news paper.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • K.

      LOL

  • okxcy 4.5

    how many of these people have seen your ass?

    • Fun Boy 87

      anyone i met drunk?
      probably all

      • Fun Boy 87

        and i would show B HOLE

  • K.

    Damn. I am hungry

  • K.

    I could ave used both Mikes and my insurance to get my teeth fillings.

    His insurance covered 90% I think mines covered like 60%

    • Joe No

      Obviously ‘Merica sexism is at play

  • Alias Number One™

    I could have filled your teeth for free Reesy!

    • Fun Boy 87

      Your fiing only hardens up on clothes

  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls.

    • Alias Number One™

      Let’s see this cousin of yours…

  • Alias Number One™

    The loins players are sucking some straight Cardinal dick!

  • Detroit Steve

    let’s go seahawks! incompleception all over again!

    • Alias Number One™

      I’d be more concerned with the Cardinals if I were you.

      • Detroit Steve

        I’m not.

        • Alias Number One™

          You will be 0 & 1 this time next week.

          • Detroit Steve

            hope not….I am predicting another week 17 for all the marbles

          • Alias Number One™

            Lofty goal…

          • Detroit Steve

            not really, It has happened two of the last three years and this team is deeper. I am not predicting 11 or twelve wins mind you but 8-10 range.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Deeper? The offensive line is objectively worse than last year.

    • K.

      YO! I remember you!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Go Hawks!

  • K.

    Damn. how you gonna start dating your ex best friend , ex wife who was also like your best friend???

    Jamie Foxx is a playa…

  • Fun Boy 87

    fart

  • Fun Boy 87

    this is going on near my house.
    RIPPER CREW MEMBER IS SET FOR RELEASE FROM PRISON
    Thomas Kokoraleis (Inmate N-42998, Stateville) who was convicted for the 1982 Murder of Lorry Borowski is scheduled to be released from prison on September 29, 2017.
    Kokoraleis is scheduled to be released from prison on September 29, 2017 after serving ½ of his 70 year sentence for the murder of Lorry Borowski. Under Illinois sentencing laws at the time of the murder, Kokoraleis is only required to serve half of the sentence, which is 35 years.
    Unfortunately, there are no petitions which can change this mandatory release. In June, Elmhurst Police Chief Michael Ruth notified the Illinois Prisoner Review Board in writing of the departments’ strong objection to the release of Kokoraleis. Chief Ruth believes that Kokoraleis presents a danger to the community if he is allowed to roam free. Elmhurst officials have met with the DuPage County States Attorney’s Office and they are aware of this pending release and are exploring all legal options possible to keep Kokoraleis in custody.
    On behalf of the Elmhurst Police Department, and the men and women who investigated the Lorry Borowski murder, we remain committed to justice and will keep the Borowski family in our thoughts and prayers.

    • Joe No

      Its the peoples right to be criminals in Illinois

      • Joe No

        [img]https://i.imgur.com/xjHR9Na.gif[/img]

    • K.

      Thought they only did this with sex offenders? Release statements like this when someone moves into the neighborhood

  • Fun Boy 87

    lol he didnt just “kill” someone, he like brutally mutated them.

    • Joe No

      How is that any different than Tom Bradys sins?

  • Fun Boy 87
    • K.

      Damn. he killed almost 20 people.

      He probably killed at least 2 in jail

      • Fun Boy 87

        they cut off boobies

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Big whoop. I’ve killed 30 people.

    • Fun Boy 87

      pie killed 30 plants in AN HOUR

      • Fun Boy 87

        he made dinner.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          I assumed he farted.

    • Joe No

      prostitutes aren’t people

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Do nursing students count?

        • Joe No

          Only transgender minorities

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I didn’t really pay attention to that. Plus, it’s often dark when I do my thing at the Harbour Pube.

  • Fun Boy 87

    pie farts from his vagina

  • Fun Boy 87

    gormley what does this mean
    thank you for posting early. I encourage you to share a copy of your poignant essay as an inspiration. I posted your grades in Blackboard.

    • Fun Boy 87

      poignant 🙂 ?

  • Fun Boy 87

    is my teacher saying my essays are pungent like pies gudio pubic region?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Pungent can be good–but Pi’s pubic region is always bad.

  • Joe No

    Trump is getting very patriotic, we should make him president.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      *Emperor

      • Joe No

        Don’t you have to be asian to be an emperor?

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Palpatine was whiter than me, bro.

          • Joe No

            So was Michael Jackson

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            But he wasn’t emperor of anything. What the fuck are you talking about?

          • Joe No

            I thought we were listing off people who were pastier than your cracker ass

          • K.

            Cracker

            HEHEHEHE!!

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Ain’t nobody got time for that.

  • Fun Boy 87

    RAISE WAGES FOR AMERICAN WORKERS SO THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING GOES UP!!!!!!!!

    • Joe No

      McDonald employees deserve as much as teachers?

    • K.

      People are wanting $15 for scooping ice cream

  • Fun Boy 87

    i love my chinese sweat shop stuff. so suck it.

  • Fun Boy 87

    im going to sleep you pungent rapstars

  • K.

    I was making like $14.82 at my 1st job out of college.

    Damn losers.

    • Joe No

      Lazy people are lazy

    • K.

      That is when I realize that UW Madison ripped my off and that my Political Science degree was worthless unless I either moved to D.C. or went to law school

      • Joe No

        I think we will see the college system scrapped in this country in the next 20 years. 90% of knowledge is learned on the job.

        • K.

          Absolutely. Many professions are moving towards certifications + experience.

          I would argue that in my profession, Human Resources, a certification has more value than a degree.

  • K.

    Speaking of “Crackers” I found a great video for home made cheese crackers

    • Joe No

      Can you make them in star of david shape?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Um… I graduated from college during the aftermath of the Great Recession and my retail jerb that paid $11 an hour was desirable for people living in my city. Every jerb interview I went to for sales jobs were either scams or 100% commission based. If you want to call people lazy for looking for ways that everyone can at least earn a livable wage while the top 1% of people in this country continue to consolidate more and more of the nation’s wealthy, I…uh…I think you might have your priorities mixed up. And before you assholes decide to take my statement run with it to some socialist extreme, please keep in mind that doing so would make you intellectually lazy.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I just escort myself

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Ain’t nothing wrong with prostitution.

    • Joe No

      Top 1% are people making over 300k, we’re not talking about Bill Gates.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Fine the top 1% of the 1%, Captain Semantics.

        • Fun Boy 87

          That would be .10%

        • Joe No

          Learn a trade, and make 60k after 4 years. Most people don’t want to be plumbers or masons though.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Uh… Okay? I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but this isn’t what I was talking about.

          • Joe No

            Getting a degree in art, isn’t going to get you a 6 figure salary, you have to get a skill base in jobs that are needed. If you can’t find work or it doesn’t pay, change your skill set. No one is owed a job.

          • K.

            When in fact, plumbers can make a great living. It’s a dirty job but there is a high demanding market.

    • K.

      The intent of these min. wage jobs was to never consolidate for living or raising a family. I agree that the min wage should be raised from $7.25 but no way should it be $20.

      • Joe No

        Min wage kills small businesses. At least those walmart greeters will be happy until they are replaced by answering machines.

        • K.

          Large corps. can handle the cost but they will pass it off to the consumers. Smaller operations cannot do the same. Even mid- size businesses.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Many things kill small businesses–including minimum wages. But where are the conservatives when net neutrality is threatened or corporations continually merge to corner the market?

          • Joe No

            I’m a firm believer of killing walmarts of the world.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Then why don’t you vote for it? I haven’t seen a single conservative politician try to kill Walmart? Hell, I worked for the Chamber of Commerce who claims to be against Walmart, but then I worked on lobbying the CO state legislature to enact a law that helped Walmart.

          • Joe No

            Because politicians are not in the best interest of the citizens. The way to counteract the government is reduce its size

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but it seems like the people paying millions of dollars to advocate for this are the ones who are already extremely wealthy. Both parties have royally fucked up when it comes to actually getting wages raised, but I sure as fuck don’t trust the Kock Brothers and their acolytes who believe that the Robber Barons were true American heroes to make the economy work for everyone.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Again, not what I was arguing. Raging the minimum wage won’t solve the problem alone. It’s the same reason why Trump’s promises to bring back American manufacturing are so irresponsible: automation and innovation puts people out of work. It’s a market imperative. But I don’t hear really any good alternatives from people who constantly decry poor people as “lazy” on hot to address income inequality.

        • Joe No

          Manufacting is pretty much gone, it was the back bone of American jobs from 1940-1990. Those jobs aren’t coming back. People have to change their skill sets, we don’t get to do the same job for 30 years and retire anymore.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Yes. But no one wants to pay for retraining. Also, fuck you people that say I am a moron for not studying a trade. I was told by EVERYONE when I was growing up that I needed to have a college degree. But now a bachelor’s degree is essentially a college diploma. I guess you can say fuck you for being duped by politicians, teachers, administrators, guidance counselors, my parents… But we’re still not having an actual conversation about how to fix things. It’s just calling people stupid and/or lazy.

          • Joe No

            I’m not even calling college grads stupid or lazy, I’m calling people who can only work fast food and starbucks lazy. Work your 40 and spend your time getting a better skill set and stop demanding I pay for them to have a better life.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Those jobs are actually hard. I’m guessing you’ve never worked a drive-thru window before. That being said, I agree that it also shouldn’t probably be a career for anyone. But it’s also hilarious to see how stupid customers who constantly complain about shitty customer service at fast food joints are losing their fucking minds as places like Starbucks automate. “Can’t I just talk to a real person?!”

          • Joe No

            I did when I was 16 at a Dairy Queen.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Did you work the window?

          • Joe No

            Yes I did.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            My apologies, then.

          • Joe No

            I looked good in the red shirt and khakis too.

          • Joe No

            Then I stocked lumber at Home depot, then became a rocket scientist, then worked on bank vault equipment, and now I repair medical equipment.

          • K.

            I don’t think people who work min. wage jobs are lazy. There are lazy people in all of the socio-economic levels. But to complain about being poor when there is opportunity to increase your earning potential by learning a skill and refusing to do so because it’s easier to complain is lazy.

            I realize that BA in Poli Sci was not going to make me money. I didn’t demand that my employer pay me what I felt I was worth. Instead, I went back to grad school and got a better degree and because of it, I am in a much better place financially than where I was 3 years ago.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            But that’s you. And not everyone has that chance. I’m not advocating that we give out free college, but how about we invest more money in vocational training? Tech firms are bitching about an unskilled workforce, but no one seems to want to pay to train that work force.

          • Joe No

            I get sent to a shithole in Ohio twice a year for training. But you can’t expect employers to hired untrained people and hope they can do the job.They look for experience first, wide skill sets help getting your foot in the door.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            My main customer basically expects me–an account exec for a industrial supply company–to train their machinists on what cutting tools they need for different jobs. I AM NOT A GODDAMN MACHINIST.

          • Joe No

            No, but machinists can make a ton of money. Boring ass job though.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            And they all look so unhealthy. Even the young guys look like they’re in their mid-40s. (And this is coming from a fat dude.)

          • K.

            But is is not just me. It’s the reality of what it takes to get someone in this country. it is what we’ve been indoctrinated to believe ins pre-K and it what society expects including employers.

            I do agree that funding more vocational training is the way to go. I realize that college is not for everyone and their needs to be other alternatives like internships, apprenticeships, even the military. I am not saying everyone should go to college. In fact, doing so decreases the value of a college education but rather, do some other what what you’re currently doing if you do not like being poor and/or making min. wage.

        • K.

          Who are you defining “income inequality”?

          The alternative is to learn a trade/degree. That was the original payoff of a college degree to begin with. To increase your earnings and live a better life.

          And it is not only poor people being effective by low wages. Working at Burger King making $15 as a cashier is not the same as a Medical Assistant with a education making $15 at a clinic.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I am defining income inequality as stagnant wages for the majority of working Americans while the wealthiest few continue to amass more and more of the nation’s wealth.

          • Joe No

            Delete the tax code and put in a flat tax. Stop killing small business with insane taxes and forcing them to buy into government healthcare for employees.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            That’s worse. It only transfers more wealth to top earners.

          • Joe No

            It allows small business to have a chance, there is no room for growth and they just get throttled by the walmarts of the world.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            A flat business tax…Hm… That is interesting. I cannot get behind a flat income tax, though.

          • Joe No

            I don’t see it ever being fixed, politicians make too much money off these loopholes.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Get a degree in anal

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Alright, debating with two of you–combined with my already unfocused mind–is not yielding coherent, consistent points from myself. I am going to go say hello to my GF and be back later to talk about nonsense.

    • Joe No

      anal

    • K.

      Meh. I am waiting on my cookies to get done

      • Joe No

        I want me some cookies

  • Joe No

    The military pretty much is free schooling. Do your 4 years and bam free education. If you are lucky enough to get a job in the military that has outside use like medical or maintenance you are set for life.

    • Joe No

      Thats one thing Israel did right, forcing everyone to support the country for at least 2 years.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        My buddy is a very proud Jew who loves him some Israel.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I have a friend who has argued for two years of mandatory service between high school and college. Doesn’t have to be military. Could be Peace Corps or whatever. Just something where you are serving others where you can also receive some training and experience.

    • K.

      If I wasn’t so fat, I may have joined the military. been like a secretary or something

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Had an academic advisor that encouraged me to apply for Navy OCS. I was already a good 30-40 pounds overweight at that point with a surgically repaired ankle and a bum right shoulder. They basically told me I should lose 20 pounds and apply, but they weren’t sure I’d pass the physical anyways.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Alright, Joe, in your expert opinion: Packers worse or better this year?

    • okxcy

      better than a bag of sand

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        We’re not talking about your Titans, bro.

    • Joe No

      Better regular season, 12-4ish. One and done in the playoffs with a defensive collapse.

  • okxcy

    Montgomery is going to have a 1000/1000 season

    • K.

      you’re funny

  • K.

    I prefer my cookies to be cooked medium well. Slightly gooey in the inside when you bite into them. Almost like a cake consistency.

    • Joe No

      Crust has to be harder, I don’t like them falling apart.

  • Bartz

    There was some deep discussions last night. Anyway Pats 31 Chiefs 17

  • okxcy

    woohoo I’m tied for 1st in my pick’ems league

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    How are you butt pirates feeling about this Sunday?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    If you cheer for the Packers, do you automatically have to cheer for the refs too?

    • okxcy

      yes, they are a package deal
      unless they are replacement refs, then they are seafags

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        The Packers get one bad call against them and the league overhauls the entire referee roster.
        The Lions get obscure rules named after them and the league issues a Dean Blandino piece of PR drivel.

  • Sad Vegas

    Jordy?

  • Sad Vegas

    And I’ll have you know, I cheer every time the refs flag the other team.

    Go team!

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • okxcy

    Michelle is such a packers homer

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Free Lanzo!

    • Sad Vegas

      No

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Keep Brew’s closet free!

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I’ll never renounce my squatter’s rights. Never.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      And when I say “free”, I mean “America free”, not “actual free” free.

  • Alias Number One™

    What are you spooks up to?

  • okxcy

    pi things freedom is supposed to be free

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      He should get the confederate battle flag tattoed on his face.

    • Joe No

      Pi is the johnny depp of butt pirates

  • okxcy

    what time does the fagball game start?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      You know that Brady would still be begging for roughing calls in an actual flag football game.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        He’s what Pi would be if Pi had any discernible talent.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am going to binge Downton Abby in lieu of the Patriots game.

  • K.

    KC wins tonight.

    Welcome back NFL

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      They’re still no match for my Seahawks or Okxcy’s Titans.

      • okxcy

        not even sure they could beat Pi’s Toronto Argonauts

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          We should force Pi to become a Bills fan.

    • Bartz

      Pats kicking some arse tonight sorry Reesy

  • okxcy

    Titans best the Cardinals in the superbowl
    book it

  • Alias Number One™

    Reesy smokin the funny again…

  • Fun Boy 87

    i should be studying but im at school blogging.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    School is for losers. Winners blog.

    • Joe No

      PI is for losers, winners fap

  • Alias Number One™

    I smoke two joints in the morning…

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      That’s your one and only redeeming quality.

      • Joe No

        What about his ability to hold 11 hotdogs in his mouth at the same time?

  • john bigdick smith

    Why do I feel like I’m surrounding by fags?

    • okxcy

      you’re in your fantasy?

    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/o8HZtbS.jpg[/img]

  • john bigdick smith

    Touchdown Tommy, a belly full of tacos and a rock hard cock loaded for Bear.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Lanzo?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      No. I don’t think that’s Lanzo.

  • Joe No

    Reesy tell your team to play better

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      We need a token Patriots fan. I was going to nominate you, but that seemed too mean.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley leave me alone please. Lanzo already comments on all my stuff and I called a ftirnd of his a dildo face

    • Fun Boy 87

      Then some old guy said thats real classy

      • Fun Boy 87

        So I called him a dildo face.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And like I will call gravy a dildo face

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Mormons don’t know what dildos are.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Whipping out trick plays more quickly than Okxcy whips his dick out at the mall.

  • Joe No

    Pats run defense looking a little shaky

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      The Pats should probably fire BB.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Its NOT tom Brady’s fault tho

  • Fun Boy 87

    Alex smith smells like a used dildo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley thinks Patrick mahomes is good.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Well, if he were a Seahawk he’d be awesome. But, since he’s not, dude’s total butt.

  • Fun Boy 87

    So if the chiefs win alex smith > tom Brady

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley you look like someone I would mud wrestle in west Virginia

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      You mud wrestle a lot of fat guys in West Virginia?

      • Fun Boy 87

        I mud wrestled my mom ones. And she’s like 5 foot 5 120lbs.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Van Noy looks like shit.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Thatz it alex smith IS better than tom Brady

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Easy now. Reesy’s not even here right now.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Jordy, a book I ordered off of Amazon was delivered to my mailbox at the end of the street. Will you go get it for me?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I’m on it boss

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb broz more syllabuzes and zhit ugggfhh

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo is friends with horrible people.

    • okxcy

      who have tiny hands

  • Mr. Horse

    *MY BONER*

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley. Is it weird I questioned my teacher through email about a question he had on our test?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I even looked up my thoughts and they were right.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fucking multiple choice questions get me every fucking time. But all the written questions I knew.

  • Fun Boy 87

    This game is stupid.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Bom Trady is a butt knuckle elbow deep

  • K.

    Give A. Smith the ball.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Its not the packers whats the point

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh also.
    I have an interview tomorrow to be a fucking6 diamond polisher.

    • K.

      Good luck, 87!

      Put me down as a refrence

  • K.

    Don’t give the ball to A. Smith

  • Fun Boy 87

    Reesy you are a poopy kin

    • K.

      You gonna put me down as a reference?

      • Fun Boy 87

        yes

  • K.

    Where is everyone?

    • Fun Boy 87

      i was running around looking for my medications

      • Fun Boy 87

        im on like 6 meds

    • Joe No

      Pis mom house for the gangbang

  • Mr. Horse

    @cliffavril’s Dining To Make a Difference event is coming up! ===>
    An inspiration to us all.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    I was at a Seahawks circle jerk. What’s going on?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Man, the Lions actually hoodwinked that Patriots into taking Van Noy off of their hands.

  • Joe No

    A Smith GOAT

  • Mr. Horse

    Week 1. Chill.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      FIRE ALL THE THINGS!!!

  • Joe No

    FUCK YOU TOM BRADY

  • K.

    *cough*

    K. • 7 hours ago
    KC wins tonight.

    Welcome back NFL

    -.-

    • K.

      Just sayin’ bruh. Like…7 hours ago

    • Joe No

      You are obviously some kind of witch

      • K.

        I tell no lies

        • Mr. Horse

          I know you like the long & strong.

          • K.

            You must speak from experience.

  • Joe No

    All I want for Christmas is for the Patriots to lose 15 more games.

    • Mr. Horse

      I couldn’t care less what the Pats do.
      Belichick is a historically good coach/GM.
      Brady has been gold.
      I keep it real.
      GO PACK.

      • Mr. Horse

        GO.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Fun Boy 87

    hi guys!

  • Mr. Horse

    The nation with the most Cromarties will control the universe.
    https://twitter.com/WEEI/status/906135820590972928

    • okxcy

      i bet it’s mosley’s

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Butt plug.

    • Bartz

      TAKE IT OUT… I NEED TO POO

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Too bad. This is Trump’s America, bro.

  • Fun Boy 87

    pie had a butt vacestamy and had a kid

  • Alias Number One™

    Is it just me or did the season start out wonderfully?

    • Fun Boy 87

      i watched porn 2 times this morning.

  • R8Rnation

    HI FRIENDS

    • Alias Number One™

      Where are you?

      • okxcy

        president of the jay cutler fan club

      • R8Rnation

        Slovenia

        • Alias Number One™

          I saw your castle pics. Pretty cool.

  • Joe No

    New power rankings
    1. Chiefs
    2. Tie 30 teams
    3. Patriots

    • R8Rnation

      If the chiefs weren’t in my division i would like this

      • Joe No

        Chiefs arent in cutlers division

        • R8Rnation

          Im not Miami until las vegas happens

  • R8Rnation

    DAS IST WALTER

  • okxcy

    I hope Alex Smith becomes the Uggs spokesman

    • R8Rnation

      But….

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Give me twenty bucks, Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      okay
      tell vegas I told you it was okay for him to give you $20

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Okay. But now Mosley is asking me for $20.

  • Alias Number One™

    Packers 31
    Seadderalls 13

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Whatever you say, snowflake. Ain’t no way the Packers beat my Seahawks.

      • Hooza

        Fuck you and your Seahawks and droogs mom.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i hope oxcy becomes my facebook friend too

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      He won’t. He’s a prude who uses a site that generates fake email addresses for him.

    • okxcy

      Ramsey “Okxcy” Cockiner

  • Fun Boy 87

    borussia dortmund signed a player named sancho. i want his jersey

  • Fun Boy 87

    pies real name is Scooby Wright

  • Bartz

    Did you scare away your swedish family yet Jordy?

  • Gubby

    checks for pulse,
    nothing

    • Joe No

      You thought that was my wrist but it was actually my penis.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Pi lost his penis in a freak dog sledding accident.

        • Joe No

          I’m sure his canadian healthcare correctly reinstalled his penis to his forearm or back.

  • hawkshaw

    bloody mary is empty , brb

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    What up motherfuckers!

    • hawkshaw

      your penis

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Raging Lions boner.

        • hawkshaw

          sticking out of your elbow ,read below

  • john bigdick smith

    I am tumescent.

  • Alias Number One™

    Pi is in an exceptionally good mood. Of course, game one hasn’t happened yet.

    • john bigdick smith

      This is a place of peace and love. Stop being confrontational.

      • hawkshaw

        eat red meat

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        This nigga gets it.
        http://i.imgur.com/GCD2izr.jpg

      • Alias Number One™

        Thanks mom, but I’m all growed up.

    • Joe No

      PI’s mood as the Lions season progresses.
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/42Dj9ui.jpg[/img]

      • Alias Number One™

        That’s when it’s officially hockey season eh.

  • Alias Number One™

    Gubby’s black ass mad an appearance. WTF?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Nothing about gubby’s ass is black.

      • Alias Number One™

        You’re right. He screams white suburban CPA from Nantucket way more than straight up car jackin spook from the hood.

  • Fun Boy 87

    pie is just happy because its almost 9 11

    • john bigdick smith

      Thats my birthday.

      • john bigdick smith

        They put on the best fireworks show ever a few years back.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • hawkshaw

    ari favored by 2 IN DETROIT

    • Alias Number One™

      and will win by 10

  • Joe No

    I wonder if Reesy still needs her tooth pulled, I found a guy who does it cheap
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/p1Eb428.gif[/img]

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • john bigdick smith

      My cousin, just before my wedding. He’s a wild one.

    • Joe No

      My guess is he pays taxes.

    • Alias Number One™

      That looks like this dood Frankie I know.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        He sounds pretty amazing already.

        • Alias Number One™

          lol, eye of the beholder and all that…

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Since it’s football season and I won’t be able to troll you guys for long… at least I can troll America for being in 27th place.
    http://i.imgur.com/NpypI1X.jpg

  • john bigdick smith

    Fuck Americans. Am I right???

  • hawkshaw

    might be cheaper to nuke mexaco, then build a wall

    • Joe No

      We should just be like Japan and say fuck off to anyone wanting to come here. God bless the super racist Japanese.

      • Alias Number One™

        I am in!

    • Alias Number One™

      We just need to Auschwitz their asses.

  • Alias Number One™

    Long fucking day today!

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Tonight I lock Gormley in the sharpshooter. And you all get to witness another Jew who can’t fight.
    https://i.imgur.com/xcfSXty.gif

    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/rpIzPno.gif[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    whoever ice catchs ,they should just row them across the river ,to windsor,ontario

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/reRIoEo.gif[/img]

  • Alias Number One™
    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Gay o’clock?

      • Alias Number One™

        Nice try”30

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • hawkshaw

      was it a canadian 20

  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy

    I bet Ivanka loves Gucci

  • Joe No

    No football tonight? Thanks Obama

  • hawkshaw

    maybe the lions should wear 1993 throwback jerseys ,last time they won the division

    • hawkshaw

      er , thats 24 YEARS AGO

      • hawkshaw

        pi.s girlfriend would have just turned fifty

  • hawkshaw

    don’t worry lions fans the browns last division title was in 1989

  • hawkshaw

    ameer abdullah is shorter then jordy

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Whatcha drinking tonight?

      • hawkshaw

        coors light and blackberry

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Sounds like an anus-slapping good time.

          • hawkshaw

            did.nt want to be associated with the mountain top goat guru ,had to upgrade from keystone light

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    All aboard the fart wagon.

    • okxcy

      this is coal country

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Is your real name Boyd Crowder?

        • okxcy

          when are you going to visit my holler?

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Depends. Do you promise not to throw me down a mineshaft?

          • okxcy

            I will agree not to do so without good cause

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            SOUNDS GOOD!

          • okxcy

            just don’t give me the queer eye

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Oh shit.

          • hawkshaw

            tiny yellow penii ,don’t show him the hebrew hammer

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I’m looking forward to fucking a new variety of trees.

          • hawkshaw

            sap flows in maple trees in early spring ,lube ya know

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            *Scribbles down notes.*

  • okxcy

    what kind of trees do you think you’re going to find in a mine shaft?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      You promised!!!

      • okxcy

        you look funny

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          I’ve been told I have a face for radio.

          • hawkshaw

            and tuba

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            They won’t let me bring my tuba into Seahawks games anymore.

          • hawkshaw

            we heard it was the chaps with your bare buttocks exposed

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Either way, it’s some fucking bullshit.

    • hawkshaw

      support posts

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Nah. That’s old wood. Only freaks like Pi like that shit.

  • hawkshaw

    wheres the white walker from windsor

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Working his corner.

  • okxcy

    wham

  • Joe No

    If this were Oregon Trail, Gormley would be the first to die of dysentery.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      WRONG!!! I’d either be used for food or not allowed in the wagon party for being a Seahawks fan.

      • Joe No

        Seahawks “fans” jump on band wagons all the time.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Touche.

          • okxcy

            Douche.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            So….?

  • hawkshaw

    gormley go play your tuba for all those sioux over there, where leaving

  • hawkshaw

    jews are ok the marry at sixteen not like mormans at fourteen

  • hawkshaw

    my wife has turned into a teetottiler

  • hawkshaw

    is it just me or does ezikeil elliot look more apeish then usual

    • Joe No

      Just you, to everyone else he looks like an ewok
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/7txXysL.jpg[/img]

      • hawkshaw

        oh , there are new photos out

  • Joe No

    Hawk have you considered trading the wife in for a newer model?
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/aETNVXC.gif[/img]

    • hawkshaw

      wow ,went to a stip club call spun on her head with legs wide open naked ,kinda the same build

      • Joe No

        you’re saying she has a job too, I’m sold.

  • hawkshaw

    kinda used to this version thou 35 years

  • hawkshaw

    jeez first son is 31 years old ,take your moments when they come

  • Joe No

    Absolutely terrifying.
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/TwVTJ9g.jpg[/img]

    • hawkshaw

      cnn fake news

      • Joe No

        real footage!
        [img]https://i.imgur.com/gs7qmel.gif[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    rachel maddow has her cunt eaten by flying shark

    • hawkshaw

      or gormely

  • hawkshaw

    tuba players have big tongues

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    You all missed the fart wagon.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh my poo butt

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I more worn out than Pi’s butthole.

      • Fun Boy 87

        i just took the weirdest shit ever and it burns

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          I’ve been eating salads for lunch during the week for the last couple of weeks. My shits are regular as fuck.

          • okxcy

            fake news
            you’re more stopped up than danica patrica at the indy 500

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I’m also taking a fiber supplement.

          • Mr. Horse

            What color did you go with for your nails tonight?

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            What a stupid fucking question. Seahawks colors, of course.

  • Mr. Horse
  • ikitten – colossus
  • R8Rnation

    Good morning

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Good evening, Tito.

      • R8Rnation

        Did you see the castle i posted yesterday?

  • R8Rnation

    I go by my Slovenian name now

  • R8Rnation

    Vadernation

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    It’s all Mosley’s fault.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Pewp.

  • okxcy

    right in the juicebox

  • okxcy

    gormley works for Koch Industries

    • Bartz

      A lot of people work for Koch Industries. They own a lot of shit.

      • okxcy

        no one worships the Koch like gormley

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Gormley works for Cock Industries.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    One more day my flock. Can you survive it?

    • okxcy

      pi, didn’t you get the memo that preseason is over?
      the lions season is done

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Like you, I’m all about ping pong season now.

        • okxcy

          wanna get big into women’s golf next?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’ve only ever been golfing 3 times in my life and each time it was with my drunken bros.
    http://i.imgur.com/BhYuB37.gif

  • Fun Boy 87

    ive been golfing, we stuck a golf club up my butthole with 2 golf balls – pie

  • okxcy

    when pi goes golfing
    https://i.imgur.com/S3HX4uZ.gif

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Okxcy, when I was in grade 12 my brother was worried being initiated his first day of grade 9. During the break between classes, I ran into him in the bathroom. I walked up behind him and did the “it’s all in the hips”. He pissed all over the bathroom.

    • okxcy

      a better love story than twilight

    • Fun Boy 87

      what is grade 12? or grade 9?
      you mean freshman and senior?

  • Fun Boy 87

    oxcky once i was at a bar and peed all over the bathroom.
    just bevause

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      That’s why you’re a hero among mere mortals.

      • Fun Boy 87

        i used to like to pee on the toilet paper . so no one could take a poopy.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’m moving to Murica just so I can write in Jordy for the next election.

    • Fun Boy 87

      we got enough illegals voting might as well join them.
      just look how trump got in FUCKING ILLEGAL RUSSIANS! THAT DONT EVEN LIVE HERE!1

  • Fun Boy 87

    seriously i used to pee on everything. door handles, toilet handles, peoples soaps, shampoos, rugs, man everything.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I ate your chocolate door handle.
      http://i.imgur.com/G3DKccB.gif

      • Fun Boy 87

        that looks like my dentist.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          They all look the same. Okxcy is Jackie Chan.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Who ever invented marriage should be shot

  • Fun Boy 87

    Got my tattoo artist lined up for next months packers logo

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Fun Boy 87

      No Wisconsin tho

      • Fun Boy 87

        And the football would be a G instead

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie has a choad.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Pi IS a choad.

  • okxcy

    pi eats chodes for breakfast

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Troof.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Okxcy, how many Jake Locker jerseys do you own?

    • okxcy

      No Jake Locker, but I have 7 for Pacman Jones

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Racist.

  • okxcy

    gormley how is your latest fallout boy/creed mashup going?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Extremely homosexually.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley you are an avid listerner of weird al yankovich right?

  • R8Rnation

    Heyyyoooooo

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Good afternoon, Tito.

      • R8Rnation

        It IS afternoon!

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          How’s the slavic life?

          • R8Rnation

            I could have lived there

  • R8Rnation

    Now that I’m back in the states the first thing i did was have a taco and some tequila

    • Joe No

      R8Rs arrived!
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/HKgVS9S.gif[/img]

      • R8Rnation

        Why is this so funny to me

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    This should make you feel like you are back in the Eastern Bloc.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN4z8HjSCI8

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      It’s not jazz, I swear!

      • R8Rnation

        I’m at the airport trying to get the a’s game on

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          I’m sure everyone at the airport would love to hear a Dvorak opus or two.

          • R8Rnation

            Ya I’ll wait lol

          • Joe No

            [img]https://i.imgur.com/rCoylpS.gif[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    I have decided to take a mate

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Mosley’s already married, but Gravy might be into plural marriage.

    • okxcy

      finally gave into vegas?

      • R8Rnation

        Omg no, i need a man

        • Joe No

          Don’t let feminists hear you say this.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Methinks you don’t know what feminism is.

          • R8Rnation

            You REALLY don’t understand women do you

          • Joe No

            This apparently is a 6 year old girl per liberals
            [img]https://i.imgur.com/pgqscW0.jpg[/img]

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          You also shot down Pi with this comment.

    • R8Rnation

      I’m deciding between a viking and a dothraki

  • R8Rnation

    Like, a grown up man

    • okxcy

      good luck finding that here

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Are you saying Southern Dandies aren’t grown men?

        • okxcy

          you have insulted my honor
          I challenge you to a duel at dawn

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Okay, but you are going to have to throw a rope down to me. I can’t seem to get out of this mineshaft you threw my down last night.

      • R8Rnation

        Ya, i wasn’t shopping. I just need y’all to approve or disapprove.

  • R8Rnation

    My Instagram has super blown up

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      That’s because it’s a bunch of cool stuff.

      • R8Rnation

        The castle in the rock wall was from 1200!!

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Don’t tell that to Kansans. They believe the Earth is only 700 years old.

          • R8Rnation

            My future viking is def not from kansas

  • R8Rnation

    Imma be like, hey date! I need you to meet all my fake internet friends before i can commit.

  • R8Rnation

    So what are you bitches up to

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Chillin’ at the bottom of a Tennessee mineshaft.

      • R8Rnation

        Wait. What?

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Okxcy threw me down here last night after I apparently looked at him funny.

          • R8Rnation

            Okayyyyyyy

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I was in town visiting his holler.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            (He’s Boyd Crowder from Justified.)

          • R8Rnation

            Ooh hot

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • okxcy

    r8r is hot for some hillbilly action

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Too bad you two aren’t cousins.

      • R8Rnation

        LOL

  • R8Rnation

    No hillbillies plz

  • R8Rnation

    Where’s Jordy

    • Joe No

      You just said no hillbillies

  • Mr. Horse

    #DeathSalonSeattle is trending on Twitter.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      Those strippers are true patriots.

      • Mr. Horse

        They work tirelessly through the night.

  • okxcy

    how is stafford going to play tomorrow?
    https://i.imgur.com/enoJZt0.gif

    • R8Rnation

      Eek

      • okxcy

        my thoughts exactly

  • R8Rnation

    My kitten is not a kitten anymore!
    *sniffle*

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    I demand that Pi free Lanzo.

    • R8Rnation

      Same

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • hawkshaw

    did irma hit detroit yet

    • Joe No

      Irma doesn’t want to be mugged, raped or murdered.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Sc0tti is complimenting my ball over on SKA. You people never even noticed.

    • Joe No

      I’d rather have this happen to me than go to SKA
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/Et9wpKH.gif[/img]

      • okxcy

        nice vinegar strokes

      • R8Rnation

        Pitching wedge. Nice.

  • okxcy

    Everyone hats Dean Blandino

  • Fun Boy 87

    i fucking HATE this fool named dean blandino

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Okxcy LOVES the Bee Gees.

      • Fun Boy 87

        hes staying alive. ah ah ah ah

  • Fun Boy 87

    idk if you guys ever heard of dean blandino.

    • R8Rnation

      Who dat

  • Fun Boy 87

    guys i have a problem. i can do fractions in my head but not on paper……….
    ………….
    so im fucking studying HOW TO ADD FRACTIONS ON PAPER omg

  • Fun Boy 87

    i see the example and boom, in my head.
    then it shows how to do it and im like uhhhhhhhhh whut.

  • Fun Boy 87

    just from using a tape measure all day im like just able to do your common fractions 1/32, 1/16, 1/8, 1/4, 1/2, etc etc
    fuck. brb!

    • R8Rnation

      Ok well I’ve been using the metric system so fuck OFF

      • Fun Boy 87

        so my penis is bigger to you than me?

  • Fun Boy 87

    r8r do girls tell guys while they are making love “omg your dick is hurting me” to sound kinky, or is it really hurting them?
    bevause i banged one of my friends and she said she didnt know i had a big weiner, which. come on now bish it isnt kinky.

    • Fun Boy 87

      it was Pie.

    • R8Rnation

      They do it for 2 reasons:
      1. To make u feel good
      2. Because it hurts

      • R8Rnation

        But almost never both

  • R8Rnation
    • okxcy

      living on the edge

  • Fun Boy 87

    well i always pretended they were just saying it.
    oops.

    • R8Rnation

      Usually they want you to feel good because they feel good too. So its nice.

      • Fun Boy 87

        fuck em.

      • R8Rnation

        Or they want you to hurry the fuck up

  • R8Rnation

    Why is my beautiful photo sideways wtf I’m too tired for this shit

    • Fun Boy 87

      BECAUSE YOU ARNT IN YUGOSLAVIA ANYMORE

      • R8Rnation

        Yep, I’m home

  • Fun Boy 87

    im missing like 95% of my tooth, its just a little post right now, until i get my tooth put on. wtf.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i only ask bevause since i got facebook, i get these random adds of people that are friends of friends, and for some weird reason some girl i MAY of had a 3 some with added me, and idk why

    • R8Rnation

      Facebook is kinda the devil but also useful for storing photos and reminding you to do shit you said you would do

  • Fun Boy 87

    so i didnt accepct it.

    • R8Rnation

      That’s for the best

  • R8Rnation

    Women will throw a dirty phrase in or some words of encouragement when they’re ready for you to finish

    • Fun Boy 87

      i dont like screamers, loud moaners, or talkers.

      • R8Rnation

        You’re no fun

  • R8Rnation

    That concludes today’s lesson

  • R8Rnation

    Y’all bitches should be taking notes

  • Fun Boy 87

    i laughed once. some girl kept saying “get it, get it, get it” and my friend heard her. and we laughed. some girls are just so weinerish

  • Fun Boy 87

    oxcy is getting it, from pie right now.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i like finding all these people that died on facebook tho

    • R8Rnation

      Lol when i die i want you to post hella random shit on mine

      • Fun Boy 87

        one girl that died, only one person writes on it all the time, she must of been hated.,

        • R8Rnation

          Or loved, right?

          • Fun Boy 87

            loved by only 1 person

          • R8Rnation

            That’s good enough

  • R8Rnation

    Wait omg are you friends w oxy?? What the HELL!

    • Fun Boy 87

      no he isnt on it

      • R8Rnation

        Oh ok i was gonna be so mad

  • R8Rnation

    One person is enough. Especially if that person is a cat.

  • R8Rnation

    Or a viking and he’s hot

  • R8Rnation

    My lips are so chapped, i hate airport air

    • Fun Boy 87

      it stink? or over filtered

      • R8Rnation

        No water in the a/c

  • okxcy

    wtf jordy
    why are you pretending we aren’t friends?

    • Fun Boy 87

      we arnt WHO THE FUDGE IS YOU

  • Fun Boy 87

    i would probably leave my wife for a hillbilly. so i could just move to west virginia

    • R8Rnation

      I hope y’all aren’t having problems

  • Fun Boy 87

    and own 50 dogs

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Okxcy is Dr. Bullshit, PhD.

  • Fun Boy 87

    jeff schulz keeps coming up on my FB

  • Fun Boy 87
  • R8Rnation

    I have like 900000000 photos

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      My GF has like eight external HDs at this point. It’s insane.

  • Fun Boy 87

    im back

  • okxcy

    party fowel

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Fort.

  • hawkshaw

    bunch of tree hugging smelly hippies in here

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Just me, bro.

      • hawkshaw

        pick you out easy ,mask wearing antifa ,carrying a tuba

  • hawkshaw

    where is our pot brained leader

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Try not at least tapping your foot to this, Hawk.

      • hawkshaw

        i’am chuckling

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      I offer my prayer unto the GOAT

      • Mr. Horse

        He already knows.

  • Mr. Horse

    I’d like to be the first FAPper to welcome the entire population of Florida to Atlanta.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Horse, I’m snacking on fresh fruit just to mess with you.

    • Mr. Horse

      Did u sprinkle it with wheat germ?

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Damn…

        • Mr. Horse

          Sorry. Just getting into game condition.

  • hawkshaw

    remember ojibwas attack at dawm

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I think Uranus is safe.

    • Mr. Horse

      Not after a blackberry brandy all-nighter

    • Mr. Horse

      This is my most favorite internet comment of all time.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Greg Jennings made AR. Book it!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Where’d you all go?

    • Mr. Horse

      I went to Vodka Town.

  • Fun Boy 87

    come on canello BE BOLD

  • Mr. Horse
  • Fun Boy 87

    someone just told me glennon is better than cutler.

  • okxcy
  • Mr. Horse

    Bulaga inactive.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    You guys are fucked now.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • okxcy

    Still 5 hours until football

  • Fun Boy 87

    game day nachoes.
    game day apple crisp
    game day chili
    (ok the apple crisp and chili are for the week cuz i start another class and ill have to eat dinner on the run)

  • Fun Boy 87

    Does no on3 in the NFCn sit for the national anthem

    • Joe No

      Only people who play the victim card sit. The real activists who help communities don’t get the spotlight.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I made a new article

  • Mr. Horse

    Stafford pick 6.

    • Joe No

      Well spent money Detroit.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • okxcy

    LOLIONS

    • Joe No

      Lions get their first first down, 14 minutes into the game. Stafford is goat

  • K.

    burrito

  • Fun Boy 87

    that cohen guy is good. or the falcons run defense sucks dick hole. PIE

    • Joe No

      Poe is 325 pounds and getting pushed around like Gormley in High school.

  • K.

    Texas get crappy games

  • K.

    That being said, Wentz has potential

  • Joe No

    lol bears defense

  • Fun Boy 87

    someone on the bears blew a coverage

  • Joe No

    Surprise surprise Kevin White is hurt

  • Joe No

    Bears have an odd strategy of not covering the TE. We’ll see if it pays off for them Cotton.

  • Joe No

    Damnit Aikman is on the Packer game. Can’t wait to hear him talk about the cowboys for 30 min.

    • K.

      And Brett Favre for another 30

  • K.

    The bears would be winning with Cutler.

  • K.

    So many over thrown balls in the Wash vs Eagles game.

  • K.

    Where is everyone? Football is finally here and folks are bing pussies

  • K.

    76 on the Redskins lost the damn game. Protect your damn QB.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    What it is, fudgelords?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    So Lions can only beat opponents by injuring their best offensive player? Classy shit.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Shut your pork-hatin’ mouth.

  • Fun Boy 87

    time for a real game in 20 minutes.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Shut your pork-lovin’ mouth.

  • Fun Boy 87

    pu do you have hurricanes in canada? im so sick of hearing about them

    • Joe No

      They freeze and turn into snow storms before they land.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      That’s what they call my vegan biceps.

  • Fun Boy 87

    like what do you exepct?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Ba gawd Carson Palmer blows.

    • Joe No

      The only advertisements he gets are life alert and viagra.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie likes gay

  • Fun Boy 87

    Someone post the new article I submitted

  • okxcy

    I think I missed every pick this week

    • Joe No

      So you’re saying you picked Seattle?

      • okxcy

        nope GB>seafags is where I mount my comeback

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Glad to see the Lions are still dirtier than Jordy’s butthole.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Every team looks bad playing against the league’s best defense.

  • K.

    Don’t drink the Lions kool-aid

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      They’re going to cheapshot their way to the SB, Reesy!

    • okxcy

      I don’t care what pi says
      that’s not kool-aid

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Let me top everybody up.
    http://i.imgur.com/guscHip.gif

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Did it stomp on someone’s leg after this?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Jim Caldwell is on the podium

  • okxcy
  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’d like to thank our number one Lions fan for making this all possible.
    http://i.imgur.com/6DFdzzu.png

  • K.

    Todays’ wins is the Lions SB.

    • Joe No

      Not true, they will get 3 more wins

      • Hooza

        Not necessarily all this season though.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          The preseason is less than a year away!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Ron Zook is loses.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Dafuq?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lol wtf fuck tho

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I can’t prove it, but I am sure Barclay had something to do with it.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    No bulaga is gonna hurt

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley there is a legit Barclay fan on twitter. And she like commented mean stuff to me

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Probably that dumbass CD.

  • Fun Boy 87

    You know its fucked up I’m more excited seeing the defenseb

  • okxcy

    yay refball

    • Fun Boy 87

      Shut up

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I have to poop.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Reesy how about a victory hand job?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      If not, I’ll accept a pity hand job instead.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Pi will take any excuse to dole out some hand jerbs.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    What happened to Schum?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    This game is boring. It’s like watching Jim Caldwell at the podium.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Must be nice to throw a pick 6 and the league just be like “nah doesn’t count”.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      It’s what happens when the team’s player AREN’T known to routinely stomp on people.

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        You should try it sometime, Pu.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Man. If only the Packers could play against teams with terrible offensive lines every week.

  • okxcy
  • Fun Boy 87

    Hi

  • Fun Boy 87

    Troy Gilman talking abouy how good earl thomas is but doesn’t say anything about adams getting rocketed into before the ball touchrd him lol

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      The refs should manufacture a reason to eject Earl Thomas from the game.

  • okxcy

    fuck
    this
    shit

  • R8Rnation

    What’s up losers

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      ;-(

  • R8Rnation

    Ooh your game is on tv!

    *snoozes*

  • Fun Boy 87

    So I’m not the only one that legit finds this game boring

  • Fun Boy 87

    Our o line is just hurting me.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Kyle Murphy or whatever that fat fucks name is. Pisses me off

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Put in Lanzo!

      • okxcy

        packers training staff salivates at the thought

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    This game is worse than watching Pi try to make love to a woman.

    • Joe No

      Proper analogy since neither team can into the endzone

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Raise your hand if your team has scored a point this season.
    *Raises hand.*

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo has weak ankles

  • Joe No

    Are suppose to feel bad for the people who decided to stay put knowing a monster hurricane is coming?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Literally one week after another monster hurricane.

      • Joe No

        I’m rooting for Darwin

  • Fun Boy 87

    Rodgers yelled out oh fuck

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Lions sux Canadian duck

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Rodgers is looking old

  • okxcy

    flukes!

  • Joe No

    Bennetts on the ground for a third time, maybe it wasn’t police in Vegas, maybe he just fell down again.

  • okxcy

    jordy motherfuckin nelson

  • Joe No

    12th MAN!!! doesn’t work on defense

  • okxcy

    crosby like to smack his dick against the goalpost during warmups

  • K.

    WTF is D. Randall on this damn squad?! He was trash last season.

  • okxcy

    I like that defensive strategy
    catch the receiver in bounds and carry him out of bounds

  • K.

    Defense has looked pretty good minus the couple wide gaps for Wilson to run thru.

  • okxcy

    I <3 TyMo

    • okxcy

      except for when he kicks rodgers

  • K.

    un f-ing believable…

    What a damn IDIOT.

  • okxcy

    pi
    who’s your daddy now?

  • Joe No

    Completely unbiased, but the Packers beat a way better team than the lions did.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I’m BACK!

  • 12alegend4ever

    Kinda groggy.

    Just crept out of a cave.

    *scratches butt and sniffs the air.

    Smells like Bears still suck!

  • 12alegend4ever

    Where the F### is jordy 87?

  • Joe No

    Scott Tolzien looked like poop, and by poop I mean complete dog shit.

    • 12alegend4ever

      The Seaturds didn’t fix their O-line.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi has to be in bliss.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Is anyone still home?

  • 12alegend4ever

    Thanks Horse!

    Nice to know the standard bearer hangs tough.

  • okxcy

    I can’t wait for Zeke to get suspended for the end of the season/playoffs

    • okxcy

      sweet salty cowboys tears

      • Mr. Horse