3 Things The Packers Will Lead The League In 2017

The NFL season is just around the corner.

Packers fans can again look forward to the fulfilling crunch of deep fried butter, the beating of their cousin/wife, and then fondling themselves to photos of Aaron Rodgers regular season stats.

Here are 3 things the Packers are sure to lead the league in in 2017:

  1. Fan Gayness

    Is there a gayer group of fans than the Packers? Look no further than the comments of this site as proof.

    Heteros beware. You are not welcome in Packers country.

  2. Fan Obesity

    Though admittedly, this will be a lot tougher without Eddie Lacy’s contribution.You’re fat. It’s not because it runs in the family, you’re fat because nobody runs in your family.

    Every time someone calls a Packers fan fat, they get so depressed they cut themselves… a piece of cake.

    I love you all you husky, fluffy, gooey balls of chubby.

  3. Unbridled Fan Homerism

    What do you call a Dom Capers defense? Seriously. I’m asking. I haven’t seen one yet.

    A team with the colors of boogers and piss. Perfect for Jordy. A man who roams the streets of Chicago proudly rocking some Green Bay swagger. God bless you you glorious scheizer midget.

    Also, it’s not Pi’s fault your fan base is a bunch of fickle traitors.


Celebrate.

At least you’re not Bears fans.

  • okxcy

    First post best post

  • Pi

    What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

  • okxcy

    I’m watching two chicks grunting

  • okxcy

    pi is like a kid in a candy store waiting for the tour de france to start

  • okxcy

    did you fagets suddenly get religious or something?

    • Pi

      I offended them with this “article”.

      • okxcy

        what a buncha snowflakes

        • Pi

          I’m just kidding. No one reads the article.

  • okxcy

    get your laughs in now
    https://i.imgur.com/8Iv0O2a.jpeg

    • Pi

      I’ll believe you know a loss when you can pronounce that word.

      • Pi

        “Your team roose.”
        – Okxcy

  • okxcy

    pi is a huge ruser

    • Mark Gormley

      But his cock is tiny.

  • Mark Gormley

    Which will be greater this season: the number of Lions wins or the number of gerbils up Pizoshaw’s ass?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Well 20 is alot of gerbils

      • Fun Boy 87

        21 including the pro bowel

        • Mark Gormley

          Did you fart in his general direction today?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Scheiß you asshole

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Pi

    Good evening fuckbuckets.
    The Stanley Cup is on the line tonight.

    • okxcy

      I hope Crosby gets slapped in the face with a catfish

      • Pi

        I hope to slap your mother’s catfish.

  • Pi

    The country music sacred trifecta.
    “All thy songs shalt mention god, a chevy truck and a dirt road.”

    • Fun Boy 87

      Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
      And he told me it was the perfect country & western song
      I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song
      Because he hadn’t said anything at all about mama
      Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting’ drunk
      Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
      And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song
      And I felt obliged to include it on this album
      The last verse goes like this here
      Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
      And I went to pick her up in the rain
      But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
      She got run over by a damned old train

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I told my best friend to write a song about about me

    • Matt Mosley 69

      He called it friends in lonely places

      • okxcy

        The official title is Tongue Deep in Butthole

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo blows Pizoshaw.

  • okxcy

    fuckin refpuck

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus pubes?

  • Fun Boy 87

    America vs Mexico (I want Mexico to win) > hockey game

    • JoeNo

      I once watched a hockey game, thats why I haven’t watched a second

      • Mark Gormley

        I used to really enjoy enjoy watching NHL games, but then the owners kept locking the players out and instituting stupid rules that made it less watchable.

        • JoeNo

          PI likes it, so I assume its super gay right now.

          • Mark Gormley

            It’s never been more Pizo-like.

  • okxcy

    predators are playing like patty cake twatwaffles

  • Mark Gormley

    I like how Pizoshaw won’t even show his face to defend himself.

    • okxcy

      what a dink fag

      • Mark Gormley

        I wish we could ban him and get Lanzo back…

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/UdupCay.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve got this friend Pizy Pizo.. Jr… Shabbado…

  • okxcy

    fuck
    my
    shit

    • Mark Gormley

      Dude. You can’t say that. Pizo might this.

  • Pi

    This proves once and for all that Pi is better than Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      at being a bandwagon faget

      • Pi

        I’ll still give you the slight edge in the math olympics.

  • gravy_t

    Congrats, Pi….you dirty slug faggot

    • Pi

      Thanks. I am fondling myself now.

      • gravy_t

        Let me know how the newest Crosby gay-porn is. I hear it’s produced very well.

  • Pi
  • Pi
    • gravy_t

      Jesus lol

      • gravy_t

        Garry Bettman is savage

  • Mark Gormley

    Go to Canada, Pizoshaw.

    • Pi

      Go to Israel, Gormzoshawbergstein.

      • Mark Gormley

        Well, you see, the problem is that I am not actually a Jew. But you are a literal Canadian.

  • Mark Gormley

    “Come ‘ere and touch me anus… I’m Pizoshaw!”

  • Hooza

    You guys, avoid south Korea today. apparently there’s a gay witch hunt happening there.

  • Hooza

    3 Things in Which the Packers Will Lead the League in 2017*
    ftfy

  • Mark Gormley

    Hooza eats Alabama Hot Pockets.

  • Alias Number One™

    Three things the Packers will lead this season:
    1. The Green Bay Packers
    2. The Minnesota Vikings
    3. The Chicago Bears
    4. The Detroit Loins

  • JoeNo

    Dom capers sucks

  • Mark Gormley

    Under the boardwalk… with a schong in Pi’s mouth…

  • Pi

    I still love you Okxcy.

    • Pi

      I won’t hold the Asian thing against you.

      • JoeNo

        Oxcys penis?

    • Mark Gormley

      No thanks.

  • Mark Gormley

    Can I go homo yet?

    • JoeNo

      go?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Can I suck your cock

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s a pretty spot on impression of Pizoshaw.

  • Alias Number One™

    You fucking pole smokers!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Suhhhhhp

    • Mark Gormley

      Farting into jars that I will send to Pizoshaw for cash.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Or dick picks

        • Mark Gormley

          No. Dear fuck no.

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, did you know that Pizoshaw is a huge Penn State fan?

  • Pi

    Big daddy cool canuck is here.

    • Mark Gormley

      See? I mention Penn State and he comes a runnin’.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Iike this name.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m cool dude usa© (certified)
    And pie is big daddy cool canuckμ(certifioued) I’m sjre thats how they spell it

    • Mark Gormley

      That dude is pure eurotrash, bruh.

    • Pi

      Yes but with more French accents.

  • Fun Boy 87

    They cant even spell color

    • Pi

      You fuckers spell it catsup. WTF is catsup?

      • Fun Boy 87

        I say ketchup…bitch

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw, what’s the vegan version of a the scotch egg?

    • Pi

      Dandelion wrapped in seaweed, served on a bad of grass clippings.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’d fart on your testicles–if you had testicles.

        • Pi

          I’d let you if you had an asshole.

  • Pi

    Jordy I’m going to do another event in Chicago just so we can hang out for a few days.

    • Fun Boy 87

      When and where

      • Pi

        Haven’t decided yet.
        I’m a lazy vegan stoner, remember?

  • Fun Boy 87

    I took like 20 kava pills today. Shkts bullshit.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie quit a frat because he thought they would rape him.

    • Mark Gormley

      No way. Dude would never turn down a free rape.

      • Fun Boy 87

        But they didnt.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Im going to use the covfefe act on pie.

  • Pi
  • Fun Boy 87

    Mine says ketchup.

  • Mark Gormley

    There’s a place in a France where the naked ladies dance.
    There’s a hole in the wall where Pi won’t look at all.

  • JoeNo

    cop pulls over someone for traffic violation
    dude tries to run over cop
    cop fires at him
    cop =racist
    I love this country, its like Jerry Springer is Potus

    • okxcy

      he’s going to be gov of OH
      and then POTUS

      • Mark Gormley

        He pays for hookers with personal checks.

        • okxcy

          at least he owned up to it

        • okxcy

          hell these days that may even win him more votes

          • Mark Gormley

            Gotta be an imbecilic sexual predator these days, bro.

        • JoeNo

          I think thats classy.

          • Mark Gormley

            If he were smart he’d just walk up and grab them by the pussy.

  • okxcy

    gormley your chances of getting elected to public office have never been higher

    • okxcy

      just get r8r to piss on you
      grab pi by the pussy
      and sexually harass mosley

      • okxcy

        and sell your soul to the kochs

        • Mark Gormley

          I refuse to touch Pi.

          • okxcy

            except on days that end in y

  • okxcy

    your life in a gif
    http://i.imgur.com/KDNjyRT.gif

    • JoeNo

      You forgot about the 20 min dump where you never actually poop.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Oy!

      • Fun Boy 87

        Vaginal farts pee hole darts dildos in carts

  • Fun Boy 87

    Does pie know the seriousness of aids

    • Mark Gormley

      What a silly question…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Aids.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Upside down pie looks like aid(s)

  • Silent ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas
  • Fun Boy 87

    How was my court date changed twice with out notifying me?
    Judge was nice at least to me and she was hot.

    • JoeNo

      They had more pressing inmates to try i assume woth all the murderers and liberals down there.

  • Mark Gormley

    Farty McJizzpants.

  • Silent ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

    Markzo gormleyZo

  • Pi

    My face when I see Jordy in public after watching him on chaturbate.
    https://i.imgur.com/2d4ZjcQ.gif

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie

    • Pi

      How’s the legend himself?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Chillin chillin

        • Fun Boy 87

          You

          • Pi

            Working hard and hardly working.

  • Alias Number One™

    >peeks in

  • Mark Gormley

    Do you guys like football?

    • Fun Boy 87

      What is that bae

  • Fun Boy 87

    Thd movie dirty grandpa with Robert dinero is actually funny.
    I wanna fuck a horse and drink its blood.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pizoshaw loves dirty grandpas. The dirtier the better.

  • Brew_City

    Didn’t have power at work till 1 30. Boss said we could finally leave and on the way out the lights came back on.

    Slut for money

    • Mark Gormley

      You should punch your boss in the dick.

      • Brew_City

        “you did this”

        • Mark Gormley

          I bet Bartz had something to do with it too.

  • Pi

    Brew in the dark must have been terrifying.
    http://i.imgur.com/wirCO1W.gif

    • Brew_City

      please I’m white AF. Sept in the pants

      • Pi

        In the pants you’re Asian?

  • Mark Gormley

    Work is homersexual.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    hola

    • Pi

      I assume you recovered from your ass pounding?

      • Pi

        I put the Pittsburgh Penguins twitter in the newsfeed just for you. —->

        • okxcy

          jokes on you
          I hid the twat feed

          • Pi

            You monster!

      • okxcy

        I’m still severely butthurt

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here to talk about The notebook.

    • JoeNo

      PI owns 7 copies of that on dvd and blueray

      • Pi

        I pirated the notebook you arab traitor.

        • JoeNo

          On top of the copy you got signed by the cast that you slept out on the sidewalk to get?!

      • okxcy

        pi has his indians reenact his favorite scenes every night before he goes to bed

  • okxcy

    brewbs

    • Mark Gormley

      Nice anus you’ve got there. Be a shame if something happened to it…

      • okxcy

        do you wish your boyfriend had an anus like mine

        • Mark Gormley

          Dammit. I’m trying to extort you.

          • Mark Gormley

            But, yes, I do wish Henderson had an anus like your’s.

          • okxcy

            reported to jeff sessions

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ll just tell him you’re a minority and I am trying to fight crime.

          • okxcy

            I’ll him you’re friends with pi and pi smokes a lot of week
            you’ll be in prison before I can say “the bears still suck”

  • Mark Gormley

    Man, I can’t wait until some NFL finally comes to their senses and signs me to a lucrative contract.

    • okxcy

      jew vs asian
      salary cap showdown

      • JoeNo

        I thought Flacco was a jew. He has big eyebrows and nose, and stole a bunch of money from the Ravens.

    • Pi

      I agree with the NFL’s policy against hebrews.
      http://i.imgur.com/BCxJsD3.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw, your custom-made bicycle is ready.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/10qpYnaltOGAgw/giphy.gif

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    mosley missed his true calling as a proctologist

    • JoeNo

      You know how drug dealers are called street pharmacists, he is a street proctologist

    • okxcy

      but he could probably never make a living at it because he’d be giving away so many free exams

  • Pi

    Okxcy brand mayonnaise.
    http://i.imgur.com/szMX6R9.jpg

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gaaaaay fantasies by pie

    • Pi

      I fap to Jordy.

  • Pi

    A day in the life Jordy.
    http://i.imgur.com/uK6V3nN.jpg

  • okxcy
  • Pi
  • okxcy

    mosley prefers floppy pickles

    • Mark Gormley

      Of course. He loves grandpas.

  • Mark Gormley

    Vulva.

  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby
    • Pi

      As long you don’t expect me to pay child support, welcome aboard young bastard.

  • Brew_City

    Herro

  • Pi

    I just had an edible for breakfast. Should hit in about 10 minutes or so.

    • Brew_City

      lucky… I’mma be fresh out in about a day

  • Pi

    In case you guys were wondering, my butt baby was conceived exactly as you’re imagining.
    http://i.imgur.com/mVQOaoN.gifv

  • Pi

    Brew I need to live vicariously through you. Tell me how little work you plan to do today.

    • Brew_City

      well I’ve already accomplished like 3 things so I figured I’d take it easy for an hour or so.

      • Brew_City

        almost got sweaty

        • Brew_City

          I just gotta watch time studies for most of the day today tho. Gonna be boring AF watching Jesus glue shit together

      • JoeNo

        pooping, eating and rubbing one out arent really accomplishments

        • Brew_City

          according to who?

          • JoeNo

            People who wear top hats and monicles

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here for the 1st of my two daily comments.

  • Fun Boy 87

    ÷)

    • Brew_City

      yo

  • Pi

    That weed cookie was delicious.

    • Alias Number One™

      Prove it!

      • Pi

        It tasted like your mother’s butthole.

        • Alias Number One™

          Like sphincter mong?

          • Pi

            With a side of vegan tip.

  • Pi

    Pi just rescued a baby bird from the park.

    • okxcy

      you monster!

    • okxcy

      are you trying to get in mhb’s pants?

  • Mr. Horse

    Ching Chong Chow Chop Suey, Thai variant

    • okxcy

      my favorite

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      His hands have never been the problem, its his speed.

      • Mr. Horse

        Good thing NFL is almost nothing like a video game.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      God is angry with Bartz.

  • okxcy

    vegas

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s on Facebook right now.

      • okxcy

        grindr

      • Silent ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

        stalkin motherfuck

    • Silent ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

      waddup

  • Mark Gormley

    Balls.

    • okxcy

      you’re making pi wet

  • JoeNo

    The Los Angeles Rams finally gave up on former No. 2 overall pick Greg Robinson. The Rams traded the offensive tackle to the Detroit Lions for a 2018 sixth-round pick, NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported.

    Robinson exits L.A. as a big-time bust. He has been one of the worst left tackles in the NFL since entering the league in 2014. His struggles last season were a major reason the Rams offense was one of the least productive in the league, and why Jared Goff and Todd Gurley were continuously engulfed. Robinson was buried on the depth chart by new coach Sean McVay, behind Jamin Brown, during offseason workouts.

  • Pi

    Pretty obvious that the Lions are the best team in the NFL.

    • Hooza

      Eh, maybe they could compete in the Canadian league.

  • Brew_City

    Who let Jordy drive the blimp at the US open

    • Alias Number One™

      Did they hit something or did it dump its septic?

      • Brew_City

        crashed and exploded

        • JoeNo

          Oh the humanity.

  • hawkshaw

    whos’ the backup qb in detroit , stafford wom’t last half the season with this new left tackle

    • hawkshaw

      delushional lion fans are saying he’s only 24 and we can fix him

    • okxcy

      tim tebow

      • okxcy

        but I hear they’re seriously considering krapperdick

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Like Warvette would ever go on a jog…

      • Mark Gormley

        You didn’t read it right, JoeZo. Lanzo attacked a jogger.

        • JoeNo

          I feel as he would be a ROUS instead
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/Q28Gt5H.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • okxcy

      your gif is broken

  • Mark Gormley

    Do the Lions get their pick back if Robinson fails to make their final 53-man roster? I’m asking for a friend.

    • okxcy

      they get another offseason champion ring

    • JoeNo

      They have to pay a penalty of keeping Stafford on the team another year.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Yo

  • Mark Gormley

    Penis pants.

  • Pi

    Good evening fine gentlemen.

  • Pi

    So Okxcy, how do you feel about your brutal defeat at the hands of lord Pi?

    • okxcy

      twas merely a flesh wound

      • Pi

        I was of course referring to your battered anus and nothing sports related.

  • hawkshaw

    did that blimp have a arrow in it

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw is looking forward to his Lions hiring Jeff Fisher to be their next head coach.

    • Chris Keal

      Gormley we are on SKA so please stay here.

      • Mark Gormley

        I shit on all of Pizoshaw’s fancy twink jeans.

  • Pi

    When Gormley walks in and says hello…
    http://i.imgur.com/OUhWNUS.gifv

  • Pi

    Hanging with Jordy…
    http://i.imgur.com/OYdHUK8.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Look at Chris Keal being all smug because he gets to fart on Mexicans for a living.

  • Mark Gormley

    I own Uranus.

  • okxcy

    mosley walks into a bar

    • Mark Gormley

      And kicks Pizoshaw where his dick should be.

  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit, Henderson.

  • Pi

    Good morning hosers.

  • Silent ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

    Dammit horse

  • Alias Number One™

    Happy fucking Friday you fucking fucks!

    • Mark Gormley

      They don’t have Fridays in Canada.

      • JoeNo

        Its socialist up there, they have 7 mondays a week and every 3rd week you work doubles.

        • Mark Gormley

          And 10 minute breaks every hour to drink moose spunk.

          • JoeNo

            Its their first bill of rights to be able to drink moose spunk.

          • Mark Gormley

            Hell. It’s not just a right, it’s fucking cumpulsory.

  • Alias Number One™

    Mad traffic there for a sec!

  • hawkshaw

    happy hour ,mutasfo’s

    • hawkshaw

      and you to ,ya lilly white canuck

  • hawkshaw

    the left in america complains that white males are the problem

    • hawkshaw

      i agree ,gormley can’t walk by a tree without pinching it

  • hawkshaw

    new knife in the mail ,love e-bay

  • Alias Number One™

    The Hawk show in here…

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat

  • okxcy
  • hawkshaw

    two manhattens ,working on a voka martini now

    • hawkshaw

      jim beam rye for the manhattens

  • hawkshaw

    buck 541 de-boning ,not needed if you are a bad shot like gravy

  • hawkshaw

    do pugs hunt anything

    • okxcy

      cougars

      • hawkshaw

        so pi’s women

        • okxcy

          those are great grancougars

          • hawkshaw

            queens underwear

  • hawkshaw

    pi collects underwear and sells used boob implants

  • hawkshaw

    ok ,got the new knife sharp enuf to shave a short german

  • hawkshaw

    pugs are short

  • hawkshaw

    jordy has asian dna

    • hawkshaw

      notr a pure german

  • hawkshaw

    eddie lacy makes a 1,000 yards easy this year

    • hawkshaw

      same as fat alshon in new york

  • hawkshaw

    the pope masturbates

    • JoeNo

      Only to pictures of little boys

  • hawkshaw

    babtist ,lutheren all nuts kinda like shiite ,sunni

  • hawkshaw

    whats different ira has been bombing for years

  • hawkshaw

    catholic vs prostant ,shiite vs sunni

    • hawkshaw

      you people are nuts

  • hawkshaw

    left vs right

    • hawkshaw

      another case of stupid people

  • hawkshaw

    white people

  • hawkshaw

    enimate domain

    • hawkshaw

      roughly translates ,we will kill you all unless you obey

  • hawkshaw

    have been to a reserve in canada ,they are not any better

    • hawkshaw

      so fuck canadians being nice

  • hawkshaw

    lilly white

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,pugs are mulit colored

  • hawkshaw

    vodka and a bad attitude ,i can keep this up all night

  • hawkshaw

    stirred not shaken

  • hawkshaw

    plump white men

  • hawkshaw

    overly obese white men

  • hawkshaw

    grossttecly fat white men

  • hawkshaw

    lgbtvi can understand if you guys like bakks

  • hawkshaw

    sex between wite men is ok

  • hawkshaw

    cornhelio is legal in californio

    • hawkshaw

      white menios

  • okxcy

    someone slip hawk some roofies

    • hawkshaw

      why ,i seem to be the only one alive

      • okxcy

        you’re like a little yipper dog

        • hawkshaw

          then reply more ,hermet

  • hawkshaw

    over a hour ,one commet

  • okxcy

    fags

  • okxcy

    now three comments

  • hawkshaw

    blind side of a barn

    • okxcy

      your best grouping?

      • hawkshaw

        he he ,it was a big deer

  • okxcy

    hawk you’d be proud of me
    I got a 300 upper for $50 and some brass

    • hawkshaw

      good job

      • hawkshaw

        300 mag ?

        • okxcy

          blackout

      • okxcy

        now if trump would just get the atf to expedite my tax stamps

  • hawkshaw

    long guns are cool

    • hawkshaw

      1,000 yards

      • okxcy

        too hard to claim self defense from 1k

      • hawkshaw

        308 barely ,30-06 for sure

  • hawkshaw

    rifle is practice ,have no 1.000 range near me

    • okxcy

      fap roadtrip to visit gravy
      he probably has a 1000 yard driveway

      • hawkshaw

        hear ya

  • hawkshaw

    easy punching paper at 100 yards

  • Mark Gormley

    You’d better not be shooting any fucking trees!

    • okxcy

      just making more holes for you to impregnate

      • Mark Gormley

        You don’t know shit about tree secks, bruh.

  • hawkshaw

    hebrew hanner ,would need a 50 cal ,to make that sex hole

    • hawkshaw

      in a tree

    • Mark Gormley

      Amateurs…

    • okxcy

      he’s more of a yardlong 22 cal

  • hawkshaw

    rusty trombone

    • Mark Gormley

      Pizoshaw’s here?

  • okxcy

    hawk’s people were the first arbolsexuals
    mark is just a dirty hipster

  • hawkshaw

    oh ,oh i will remebet that ,arbuall

  • hawkshaw

    rusty sasaphone

  • Mark Gormley

    Rusty calculator.

    • okxcy

      have you been practicing my signature move?

  • hawkshaw

    do youv remember notes

  • Pi

    Good evening Dances With Wolves.
    http://i.imgur.com/bM0RLco.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t you be off doing Zodiac killer shit?

  • hawkshaw

    i can sharpen a knive ,can you sharpen you art

  • hawkshaw

    evening couger bait

  • hawkshaw

    best trade of the offseason ,bust

  • hawkshaw

    cept for your squint eye and boils llove ya pi

  • hawkshaw

    living in a iglloo promotes body growths

  • hawkshaw

    genatal warts

    • okxcy

      gormley hats gentile warts

      • hawkshaw

        yes

        • hawkshaw

          and pi

          • okxcy

            everyone hats pi

          • hawkshaw

            dirty canucks

  • hawkshaw

    gormely fingered lanzo

    • hawkshaw

      or his goat

  • hawkshaw

    ah ,hs,ha,ha

  • hawkshaw

    rusty trombone

    • Pi

      I’ll take two.

  • hawkshaw

    north of thr border weirdos

  • okxcy

    hawk is begging for a rusty trombone and no one will volunteer give it to him

  • hawkshaw

    seattle saxaphone

    • hawkshaw

      on the street

  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      gornley

  • okxcy
    • hawkshaw

      she looks canadian

      • okxcy

        resting canadian face

  • hawkshaw

    keystone and blackberry ,white people

    • okxcy

      thug passion

  • hawkshaw

    two manhattens ,two vodka martinis ,lightweights

  • hawkshaw

    geeze you people can’t drink

  • hawkshaw

    with her tongue and eyes ,i could do her

    • hawkshaw

      she don’t scare me

  • hawkshaw

    i have abused the swedish race

    • hawkshaw

      uff-da

  • hawkshaw

    throw a tune rusty saxaohone

  • okxcy
  • hawkshaw

    lgbt

    • hawkshaw

      canada

  • hawkshaw

    raging bull dyke ,ever met ome ?

    • okxcy

      I drive a subaru
      I get hit on by them all the time

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    er okxcy .female ?

    • Mark Gormley

      Okxcy doesn’t like women.

      • hawkshaw

        odd reply

        • hawkshaw

          from okxcy

  • hawkshaw

    okxcy ?

    • hawkshaw

      i’am sorry

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup boner bois

    • hawkshaw

      i may have insulrted a poster

      • hawkshaw

        not you ,you deserve it

  • hawkshaw

    kraut

    • Fun Boy 87

      Thank you sir.

  • hawkshaw

    dirty boche

  • okxcy

    money for nothin
    and chicks for free

    • Mark Gormley

      Cheap bastard.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawkshawpizo is one of them rare Nazi Native Americans.

    • hawkshaw

      that repects trees

      • Mark Gormley

        My man.

  • hawkshaw

    i am doing a combinatin of pine and oak in my house

    • Mark Gormley

      Go on…

  • hawkshaw

    pine computer room ,with six panel oak doors and oak trim

  • hawkshaw

    fricken oak is pricey thou

    • hawkshaw

      cutting and nailing my self thou

      • hawkshaw

        wife stains it

        • okxcy

          sounds dirty

          • hawkshaw

            wife worked at log cabin place ,staining all the wood

          • okxcy

            you’re making gormley wet

          • hawkshaw

            ha

    • JoeNo

      People like you cutting down trees are destroying the beauty of this country.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw is an expert woodworker.

    • hawkshaw

      how so /

  • hawkshaw

    oak trim , 1.85 a foot

    • hawkshaw

      home depot

  • hawkshaw

    so when a pug gnaws on the wood

    • hawkshaw

      or shits on yer carpet

      • okxcy

        or in gormley’s toaster

        • Mark Gormley

          Shhhh… I gave that toaster to Pizoshaw for his birthday.

          • okxcy

            well i pooped in that one too
            but I was referring to your new one

          • okxcy

            the fancy one that burns “You’re Good Enough, You’re Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You” on your toast

  • hawkshaw

    name callier

    • okxcy

      hi callier

      • hawkshaw

        rusty sasxaphone

  • hawkshaw

    eddie lacy weights under 253

    • hawkshaw

      i weight 180 and am fat

  • hawkshaw

    so he earned 55,000 dolla forlosing three pounds

    • hawkshaw

      thats like skipping breakfast and takking a crap

  • hawkshaw

    golden boy musta been three pounds

  • Mark Gormley

    Which guitar do I want to play tonight, Hawk?

    • hawkshaw

      just ine will do mjj cale and clapton

  • hawkshaw

    sometinh and rodregio

  • hawkshaw

    how about don’y wet yer pants concerto

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuck John Mayer, but Pino Palladino is one bad mother fucker.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFgFFNXahcg

  • hawkshaw

    ah christ gorms ,yer good throw out something

  • hawkshaw

    gormely ,eat red meat

  • hawkshaw

    in a suit ,coomm on

    • hawkshaw

      he rocked thou

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s Welsh. Give him a break.

      • Mark Gormley

        At least he’s not some heathen Canadian.

  • hawkshaw

    so.so throw another music man

  • hawkshaw

    any way the wind blows

  • hawkshaw

    off tonu tub

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve never actually heard this before. Just search Pina Palladino and Eric Clapton.

  • gravy_t

    faggots

  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit, Gravy. Haven’t you heard that Pizoshaw is loses?

  • okxcy

    hayo

    • Mark Gormley

      Pewp

      • okxcy

        what the fuck is this shit?

  • Hooza

    Pewp.

    • Hooza

      also bewbs

      • okxcy

        you can’t have your cake and eat it too

  • JoeNo

    Have you guys noticed PI and Richard Simmons are never in the same room at the same time?

  • okxcy

    pi licks that

  • Pi

    Elusive creatures of the day: Barry Sanders, bigfoot, your mother’s virginity, and Pi on a Saturday 3 weed cookies later.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/opMulFp.jpg[/img]

    • okxcy

      also jews gambling, a sober pi, and the Lions ever hoisting a Lombardi trophy

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      Greatest athlete of all time

  • okxcy

    pi poops like a rabbit

  • hawkshaw

    i ate five fish

    • okxcy

      were they swedish?

      • hawkshaw

        hairy clams

  • hawkshaw

    i feel obese after that dinner

    • hawkshaw

      need a nap now

  • Mark Gormley

    Angus.

  • hawkshaw

    fathers day tommorow ,ny sons

    • hawkshaw

      well half of youse could be horses

    • Mark Gormley

      What are you getting for me?

      • hawkshaw

        virgin timber

        • Mark Gormley

          Perfection.

          • okxcy

            be careful it only has 12 rings

          • Mark Gormley

            Good evening, Captain Buzzkill.

  • Mark Gormley

    Am the only one that finds it creepy that Pizoshaw still jerks off to episodes of Golden Girls?

    • hawkshaw

      he likes then aged

  • hawkshaw

    imported white wine ,from italia no less

  • hawkshaw

    so gorms ,had to give my rescue dog back to the pound ,biter

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s a shame.

      • hawkshaw

        yea ,she really bonded with me ,and the handi capped boy ,bit every other male that came in the house

  • hawkshaw

    so gorms you need a good brass cleaner for unused inststoments

    • hawkshaw

      rusty saxaphone

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Good evening. Would you like to say something mean about Pi?

      • okxcy

        he smells like sour milk and he listens to wham!

        • Mark Gormley

          Not mean enough. You need to work harder.

          • okxcy

            he sits when he pees and is a mediocre sports blog owner

          • Mark Gormley

            Mediocre? Why are you complimenting him?

          • okxcy

            NO GORMLEY THAT WAS AN INSULT!

  • Mark Gormley

    I have successfully fart on all of Okxcy’s clothing.

    • okxcy

      your farts smell like strawberries and freshly cut grass after a midsummer thunderstorm

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’ve been busy had sex with everybody’s mom here

    • okxcy

      how did you enjoy pi’s sloppy seconds?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        He only does anal

        • Mark Gormley

          His prosthetic penis has been in the shop for weeks now.

    • Mark Gormley

      Even your own?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Maybe

        • Mark Gormley

          Texas is a fucked up a place.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            She’s German and I’m from NJ

      • okxcy

        first and last

  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz sure has been busy lately. Didn’t realize there were so many whores to murder in Green Bay.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy drives a pink Prius.

    • okxcy

      your mom’s

      • Mark Gormley

        My Mom drives Uranus.

        • okxcy

          with great enthusiasm

          • Mark Gormley

            She attacks life with great gusto!

  • Pi

    Gormley’s mom drives the Jewmobile.
    http://i.imgur.com/aD79npa.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      How dare you call Okxcy the Jewmobile. You know how he feels about that.

  • hawkshaw

    nice car

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t be nice to Pizoshaw. It makes him think he’s people.

      • hawkshaw

        that would be the cadillac of the res ,no rust holes

  • hawkshaw

    humongouis jew boobs

    • hawkshaw

      i motorboated pi’s mom

  • hawkshaw

    pi breast fed till he was 21

  • okxcy

    pi was raised by sperm whales

  • hawkshaw

    moose mother ,pi had a absent canuck father

  • hawkshaw

    rusty saxaphone

  • hawkshaw

    cubicle warrior

  • hawkshaw

    door to door bewb salesmen

  • hawkshaw

    fuller brush ,bewbs ,used cars still a salesmen

  • hawkshaw

    ah,ha,ha,ah client is ALWAYS RIGHT

    • hawkshaw

      EAT RED MEAT

  • hawkshaw

    so this s30 steel is harder then shit ,had to go to the diamond sharpener

  • Fun Boy 87

    Dear god.

    • hawkshaw

      sausage boy ,how you do

  • hawkshaw

    retired gentlemen rancher ,wife wants a goat

    • hawkshaw

      you fools are still chasing the dollar

  • Mark Gormley

    Plubes.

  • hawkshaw

    russian mail order brides ,you guys seem lonely

  • hawkshaw

    week of sex ,break the contract ,she gets to stay during ligagation ,repeat the process

    • Fun Boy 87

      I had sex yesterday

      • hawkshaw

        fap supports the lgbt community

  • hawkshaw

    so is fentnal and blackberry a bad idea

    • Mark Gormley

      Dunno. I stick to heroin these days. Gotta represent the Seattle scene, bruh.

  • hawkshaw

    so damm hard to find china white these days

    • hawkshaw

      should be easy for a street musician thou

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw stole his look from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

    • hawkshaw

      he has a mullet ?

      • Mark Gormley

        A glorious mullet.

        • hawkshaw

          like him already ,we adore mullets in wisky

          • hawkshaw

            exspcially on our foosball players

          • Mark Gormley

            Pizoshaw was the backup towel manager during his HS football days.

          • hawkshaw

            ha ,ours had no arms

          • Mark Gormley

            His teammates used to call him “Hey Bitch!”.

  • hawkshaw

    freshmen ,his hands where at his elbows ,little fucker had a attitude ,just give me a couple towels ,dickhead

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson is on Facebook right now, but I guess he’s too good to talk to us…

  • hawkshaw

    henderson is the asshole of canada

    • Mark Gormley

      What is he doing in Canada?

      • hawkshaw

        old lady sex

        • hawkshaw

          my troll is supreme

          • Mark Gormley

            Henderson isn’t Pizoshaw, yo.

  • hawkshaw

    jordys women is older then him ,any body else ,besides pi

  • hawkshaw

    king of france ,twenty years older

  • hawkshaw

    sorry gorms was cornfused with windsor

    • Mark Gormley

      I know Windsor’s address. That guy is loses.

  • Mark Gormley

    This place sucks.

    • K.

      I am trying to think of a good comeback but I can’t

  • K.

    Football is almost here d’oh

    • Mark Gormley

      Unless you are a Lions fan…

      • K.

        Or Jay Cutler

  • Mark Gormley

    What’s new, Reesy?

    • K.

      Not much. Trying to go from FT to PT for work. Got a job interview Tuesday so we shall see.

      I’ve come to the realization that I do not like working but need $ so have to work but don’t like it but will be broke if I don’t work… so … yeah

      -.-

      • Mark Gormley

        See, this wouldn’t be an issue if you had worked harder at being born into immense wealth.

        • K.

          my mama went for the bad sperm.

        • K.

          What’s new with you?

          • Mark Gormley

            Got a new tattoo piece today and my boss about to tell my main account to go fuck themselves.

          • K.

            Nice! What did you get and where?

          • Mark Gormley

            A 1920’s flapper girl on the inside of my right forearm.

          • K.

            Damn. That’s badass and exotic. How long did it take?

          • Mark Gormley

            A little over two hours. It went fast considering that it’s not a small piece.

          • K.

            Oh OK. That make sense. You working for a sleeve?

          • Mark Gormley

            Yup! This is the second piece so far.

          • K.

            Nice! Ive thought about getting a tat but I’m too cheap

  • okxcy

    happy fathers day horse

  • Fun Boy 87

    Happy farts day fartz

  • Pi
  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/dZTdCBe.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Would you guys like to invest in my pyramid scheme?

    • okxcy

      is it a cryptocurrency?

      • Mark Gormley

        Just give me your money, dick.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hi?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Practice tickling your anus for when you actually get some vagina

    • Mark Gormley

      Well d’uh.

  • okxcy
    • Mark Gormley

      Oh Wilford…

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Hopefully Trubinsky turns out exactly like Jay Cutler, apathetic face and all.

    • Mark Gormley

      Do you think he can ever live up to the standard Cutler set of giving Bears fans a glimmer of hope for a bit before breaking their hearts by throwing a boneheaded interception?

      • okxcy
        • Mark Gormley

          Not cool, bro. You know that Pi once got raped by a bull Elephant Seal.

          • okxcy

            can’t rape the willing

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    how horse celebrates fathers day
    http://i.imgur.com/YjJoV.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      Chryslers suck anyways.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi smells bad.

    • JoeNo

      Like Indian food wrapped in a used diaper inside Warvettes trailer.

    • Papi Vegas

      duh

      • Mark Gormley

        Is that why he is your bae?

        • Mark Gormley

          And I only know what the fuck a bae is because a friend of mine is a middle school teacher who happens to look like she is 20.

        • Papi Vegas

          no, you’re my only bae, Noel

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s a girl’s name.

  • Mr. Horse
  • JoeNo

    When are first roster cutdowns? Curious to see what packer castoffs land with detroit and minny this year

    • Pi

      The Packers roster barely has castoffs on their starting defense. I highly doubt anyone besides Lanzo has interest in sifting through their garbage.

    • Brew_City

      There is no more 75 cut. So they don’t have to cut guys till the last day of Training camp now

  • Pi

    Shut your filthy hoor mouths.

  • Alias Number One™

    LAG

  • Mark Gormley

    💩👟🌮🏳️‍🌈🎡🤡

  • okxcy

    Lions should shut down their HVAC system
    Everyone knows how susceptible Stafford is to wind

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/AvgZfG3.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Shirt.

  • Alias Number One™

    Did you hear about the gay midget?

    • Alias Number One™

      Jordy came out of the cupboard…

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • JoeNo

      You are bad at posting gifs.

  • okxcy

    🌈🌈🌈Gormley🌈🌈🌈

    • Mark Gormley

      Jes?

      • okxcy

        is that hebrew?

        • Mark Gormley

          No, it’s Pizoshawstani.

          • okxcy

            well then
            poop boob poop to you too

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh mg

    • okxcy

      did you trade in the truck for one of these?
      http://i.imgur.com/8TJgrEU.jpeg

      • Mark Gormley

        This isn’t what Pi was talking about when he brought up his love of midget porn…

  • Pi

    What’s up butt nuts?

    • Mark Gormley

      Checking out old MG’s.

    • okxcy

      we’ve been complimenting your world class collection of STDs

      • Mark Gormley

        Especially the ones that are only found in sharks.

        • Pi

          Well I am a fin/Fihn.

          • Mark Gormley

            Fuck you!

  • Pi

    What do Jews do when someone wants to fight them?

  • okxcy

    gormley is a jewish swede

  • Pi

    Gormley in a gun fight.
    http://i.imgur.com/HgxwWNh.gifv

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, I think we might move to Nashville to join the rest of the hipsters whilst enjoying cheaper living costs. You’re welcome.

  • okxcy

    If you want cheap, move to St Louis

    • Mark Gormley

      Not interested in cheap alone. Otherwise I would someplace extremely shitty–like most of America.

  • okxcy

    but I’ll rent you my spare bedroom for 6k a month

  • Papi Vegas

    nice tat markzo

    • Mark Gormley

      Thanks, Hendersonzo. Pizoshaw doesn’t like it because he is a square.

      • Papi Vegas

        how dare he. what’s the meaning behind the tat

        • Mark Gormley

          My favorite novel is The Great Gatsby, and that’s Daisy from Gatsby.

          • Papi Vegas

            coolio, pi’s just a hating fag

  • okxcy

    gormley you can play your bass on 4th and broadway

  • Papi Vegas

    I want a forearm tat, but i dont think that would go over so well in the insurance field

    • Papi Vegas

      the old white guys wont like it

    • okxcy

      don’t you wear suits all the time

      • Papi Vegas

        naw, button ups or polos are the norm

      • Papi Vegas

        i mean, you can if you want tho

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      fuckin warv stealing shit again

  • Pi

    I thought Netflix was America’s favorite novel?

  • Pi

    Vegas, I say you go in to work like this.
    http://i.imgur.com/GDzgyIx.jpg

    • Papi Vegas

      I like the submachine gun…really classy

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi never finished grade eight.

    • Pi

      I’m smarter than the leader of your country.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s nothing to brag about.

        • Papi Vegas

          GOT EM

  • JoeNo

    Maybe the boss requested that kind of coffee? F’in Mosley

  • okxcy

    vegas is going to be my sugar daddy

    • Papi Vegas

      Oh baby

  • Mark Gormley

    How many pyramid schemes are you involved in, Pizoshaw?

    • Papi Vegas

      he’s a Mary Kay enthusiast

      • Mark Gormley

        I joked about signing him up to be an Herbalife distributor but he told me he’s already sunk $54,000 into Herbalife product.

        • JoeNo

          If thats 54k in Canadian thats only like 12 dollars US.

          • Mark Gormley

            Shit. I forgot to ask. I was too busy laughing at him.

    • okxcy

      4.5

      • Mark Gormley

        This is the only answer where he is way above average.

  • okxcy

    vegas no matter how much you insist, we’re not watching lady and the tramp again this weekend

  • Mark Gormley

    Don’t listen to him, Henderson. Okxcy may have a tramp stamp, but he’s a total Cosby.

  • Mark Gormley

    Free Lanzo!!!

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/8634bxY.gif[/img]

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Shorts.

    • okxcy

      it’s not nice to make fun of the lions coaching situation

      • JoeNo

        Podium

  • Pi

    Does JoeNo the arab live in Vegas too?
    “Joe No · Las Vegas, Nevada
    Its all tom Brady. At least thats what patriot fans constantly say on every article.”

    • JoeNo

      Patriot fans are jack asses

      • Pi

        Was that you?

        • JoeNo

          Probaly an old phone account

  • Mark Gormley

    Fort.

  • okxcy

    Moist.

    • Mark Gormley

      Jerry Lee Lewis.

  • Mark Gormley

    Spit.

    • Pi

      What’s up Jew?

      • JoeNo

        If he is a jew, probably his bank account

  • Pi

    Cap’n Crunch’s bastard child lives in Las Vegas.

  • okxcy

    Smegma.

  • Mark Gormley

    Herb.

    • Pi

      I prefer smoked herb.

      • Mark Gormley

        *Anus

  • Mark Gormley

    Merkin.

  • okxcy

    Juden.

    • Mark Gormley

      Gruden.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions might make Stafford the highest-paid player in the NFL.

    • Mark Gormley

      💩🗜👜

    • okxcy

      he deserves to get paid for all the success he has brought to that franchise

      • Mark Gormley

        They should pay him per pass attempt.

        • Mark Gormley

          Scratch that. Per yard.

          • okxcy

            $5000/yard

          • Mark Gormley

            How much of that nearly $152 million will be guaranteed?

          • okxcy

            it’s actually tiered to incentivize him
            $5000/yard for 1-2000 yards
            $7500/yard for 2001-4000 yards
            $10,000/yard for 4001-6000 yards
            $50,000/yard for 6001+ yards

          • Mark Gormley

            Jesus.

  • Pi

    Stafford is the best player in the NFL. He deserves to make Jewish banker coinage.

    • Mark Gormley

      Just look at all of those playoff wins!

    • okxcy

      500,000,000/year

      • okxcy

        and not those canadian monopoly dollars

  • Mark Gormley

    Stafford should just got join Suh down in Miami.

    • Hooza

      Then who’s bewbs are we supposed to fantasize about on Sundays?

      • Mark Gormley

        Mine.

        • Hooza

          No, freckles

      • okxcy

        CD’s

        • JoeNo

          I just gavomited in my mouth. Thats where you gag and vomit at the same time.

  • Pi

    Packfan in Vegas is a Packers fan from Henderson, Nevada.
    Joe No the Arab is a Packfan in Vegas.
    *Mind blown.*
    http://i.imgur.com/H5TnJxZ.gif

    • JoeNo

      I live in wisconsin

  • JoeNo

    A Canadian, a hobbit and a jew walk into a gay bar.
    Yes it was PI, Jordy and Gormley.

  • Mark Gormley

    Enus.

  • okxcy

    Broccoli.

  • Mark Gormley

    Tungsten.

  • okxcy

    Will Smith.

  • Mark Gormley

    Transoxiana

  • Papi Vegas
    • Papi Vegas

      MICROOOOOO PAYCHECK

      • Mark Gormley

        Look at all of that shit he “found”.

  • okxcy

    Why aren’t you watching xfiles?

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m watching you pee.

      • Papi Vegas

        i’m telling your GF

        • Mark Gormley

          Damn! I’d better start the year-long process of deleting my Facebook account.

          • Papi Vegas

            its too late!

          • Mark Gormley

            Well, what if I tell her that it was self defense?

          • Papi Vegas

            fuck

          • Mark Gormley

            I feared for my life, so I surreptitiously planted surveillance equipment throughout his home.

  • Pi

    Why isn’t anyone watching me pee?

    • Mark Gormley

      We’ve been over this…

  • Papi Vegas

    Surreptitiously

    Ima have to look that one up

    • Papi Vegas

      Mark, not everyone has this big vocabulary you show off

      • Mark Gormley

        You don’t have to lie. I know you are asking for Pi.

    • okxcy

      Gilmore Girls!

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s Lanzo’s favorite show!

    • Pi

      It means “to speak like a pretentious fag”.

      • Mark Gormley

        No, that is the definition of Canadian.

        • Mark Gormley

          You goddamned illiterate fuck.

  • Pi
  • Pi
    • okxcy

      of course it is a jaguars fan

    • JoeNo

      Thats like putting water into a whiskey jar!

  • Papi Vegas

    Look at me, I’m Mark Gormley and I like to use big words to make everyone else feel inferior to me.

  • okxcy

    Look at me, I’m Veg Ass and I have never opened a dictionary.

    • Papi Vegas

      I prefer opening your mother

      • okxcy

        crack her open like a crab leg

        • Papi Vegas

          I did eat her meat

  • okxcy

    gross
    JoeZo likes Pepsi

  • R8Rnation

    Football!

    • okxcy

      where?

      • R8Rnation

        Well. Nowhere yet. But soon!

  • Mark Gormley

    Is it Friday yet?

    • JoeNo

      Still have a shitty Wednesday and a bullshit Thursday

  • Papi Vegas

    R88888r

    • Papi Vegas

      I love you

      • R8Rnation

        Oh hush

        • Papi Vegas

          Are you coming over tonight

          • R8Rnation

            Ha!

          • Papi Vegas

            Just accept your love for me

  • R8Rnation

    This week is so crazy. I don’t even sleep anymore. Just nap.

    • JoeNo

      Human brain can go 12 days without sleep before damage begins.

      • R8Rnation

        I think that ship sailed awhile ago Joey. So we good.

    • Papi Vegas

      A cat nap?

      Hehe, get it? Cause your avi

  • Papi Vegas

    Joe

    • JoeNo

      Stop asking for penis pics.

      • Papi Vegas

        What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

        • JoeNo

          I’d call the pound and get them put down. cats are terrible pets.

          • R8Rnation

            Your opinion is wrong

          • JoeNo

            Dogs>cats
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/07tUjQS.gif[/img]

          • Papi Vegas

            No, a catastrophe.

          • R8Rnation

            Hee hee

        • Mark Gormley

          The Detroit Lions.

  • R8Rnation

    Ooh i want a lion. No. A puma.

  • R8Rnation

    Dogs eat their own poop. There’s no coming back from that.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/kmqYro0.jpg[/img]

      • JoeNo

        Check and mate.

  • Papi Vegas

    R8r, do you have a map

    • R8Rnation

      I have a mental image of how i think everything is arrange that i am fiercly committed to.

      • Papi Vegas

        What does this even mean

      • Papi Vegas

        Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes

        • Papi Vegas

          Smh, you ruined it

        • R8Rnation

          I just barfed

          • Papi Vegas

            Hairball?

          • Papi Vegas

            I used this one on tinder a while back. I was unmatched

  • R8Rnation

    The kitten is still too little to board when I’m out of town which is not exactly ideal.

    • R8Rnation

      Esp bc i forgot i have to be in houston and san anotonio for the rest of the week

  • Mark Gormley

    Make me a burrito, Henderson.

    • Papi Vegas

      Extra sour cream?

      • Mark Gormley

        Nah. Not a big sour cream fan.

    • JoeNo

      I want a ham and cheese omelet.

  • R8Rnation

    I did defensive driving online last night. Did y’all know they are actually serious when they say it takes 6 hrs??

    • okxcy

      wanna do mine too?

      • R8Rnation

        Fuck no. I didn’t finish until 6:30am and i had a 10am meeting. So dumb. Next time I’m just gonna pay the ticket.

  • Mark Gormley

    Which one of you wants to go to emissions testing place for me?

    • R8Rnation

      Whats that

      • JoeNo

        Its another tax liberals passed

        • R8Rnation

          Inspection? Ya. Cuz fuck the planet, amirite

          • JoeNo

            I’ll be dead in 30, let the next generation ride bikes.

          • R8Rnation

            How old are u

      • Mark Gormley

        Basically what JoeZo said. Every couple of years we have to take our cars to a place to make sure they don’t pollute like motherfuckers.

        • JoeNo

          Unless you pay enough money to have your POS considered a classic, then it doesn’t matter.

          • JoeNo

            I’ve seen junk cameros pumping out fumes like big rigs.

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. You basically just have to show paperwork that you have the money for a certified mechanic to look it at for a few minutes.

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s actually pretty quick up here. There are testing centers everywhere and, unlike in CO, you don’t have to take it to the one in the county your car is registered in.

  • R8Rnation

    Ohhhh AND my final walkthru is tomorrow. If everything isnt right I’m gonna lose my shit bc i can’t deal w anything while I’m in Houston.

  • Papi Vegas

    I once asked someone on tinder:

    If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds? She said, “well, spitters are quitters.”

    http://imgur.com/aQaM5ZX.gif

    • R8Rnation

      Match made in heaven. Congratulations

      • Papi Vegas

        she lives in texas 🙁

        • R8Rnation

          How did u match then

          • Papi Vegas

            cause she was here visiting her cousin

          • Papi Vegas

            so disappointing

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

    • Papi Vegas

      ok baby

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson is moving to Texas to get in on the oil game.

    • Papi Vegas

      hnnnnng oil

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/kO79Wh8.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    R8R and me are going to open up a craft brewery with a government-subsidized small business loan paid for with JoeZo’s hard earned cash.

    • Papi Vegas

      For someone so prestigious, you’d think you’d have proper grammar.

      R8R and I*

      • Mark Gormley

        I was trying to sound like a man of the people. (I also fucked up on punctuation.)

  • Mark Gormley

    FYI. My puppers just crushed one of my testicles.

    • Papi Vegas

      which side

      • Mark Gormley

        Righty.

        • Papi Vegas

          RIP. sorry for your loss

          • Mark Gormley

            The doggo I had before this one was at one time an expert at surprise nutshots. For about a year, I tried my hand at being a full-time musician and working full-time at a local coffee house. Often times I would leave at 6am and get home after midnight. My shitty apartment had a lightswitch that was several steps from the front door. Dog was almost always successful at punching me in the nuts in the pitch black before I could turn the lights on.

  • Bartz

    Morning!

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      I miss gubby

  • Alias Number One™

    YO!

    • Bartz

      yo yo

  • Mark Gormley

    Fartz.

    • JoeNo

      Bartz

  • Alias Number One™

    The Bears have ZERO players in the top 100.

    • JoeNo

      Jordan Howard should be in there.

  • JoeNo

    I bet PI has seen celine dion live.

    • Pi

      Front row seats. I could literally smell the poutine leaking off her hairy French cooch.

  • Pi

    I bet JoeNo’s favorite band is Quran Quran.
    http://i.imgur.com/Pj6X3Oa.jpg

  • Alias Number One™

    Carr getting 25 mil per

    • JoeNo

      Jesus, Rodgers is going to get 35M a year.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      Whats a felon doing in the white house?

      • Hooza

        Watching cable news?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Onion arrestdd again

    • Alias Number One™

      Does he get cut?

  • Pi

    OJ and Onion are going to own the guards in the next Longest Yard movie.

  • R8Rnation

    yo

  • okxcy

    who is going to financially cripple their team more
    stafford or carr?

    • R8Rnation

      well, one is worth it, so that doesn’t make any sense

      • okxcy

        I know right
        What are the Raiders thinking?

    • JoeNo

      I heard Carr is going to ask for the entire salary cap in 2018

      • JoeNo

        I heard Stafford would resign for a jar of warm mayonnaise.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am feeling very Olympic today!

  • Pi

    I think you guys are going to need to step up your trolling game this offseason.

    • JoeNo

      You smell of onions and your favorite team is below average.

      • Pi

        I hear these days that Onions don’t get to collect $200. They just go straight to jail.

  • Pi

    Your personal hygiene is above reproach.

  • okxcy

    pi how many copies of NHL 18 did you just buy?

    • Pi

      I can’t find a feed for it. Did Fleury just get raped and pillaged?

      • okxcy

        there is some handicapped girl on right now
        vegas is fapping like crazy

        • Pi

          Only if she’s crippled AND already married.

          • okxcy

            she could be
            I couldn’t understand what she was saying

  • Mark Gormley

    Flock.

    • okxcy

      Gaggle.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie

    • Pi

      Pie

      • Mark Gormley

        is gay.

        • Pi

          It says “Mark Gormley Internet Pimp is gay”.

          • Mark Gormley

            The internet doesn’t lie,

  • okxcy

    the predators are kill
    fuckin vegas

  • okxcy
    • Pi

      Truer words never spoken.

      • Mark Gormley

        Except for those times I edited Lanzo’s comments.

  • Mark Gormley

    I am eating Pad Thai right now. Because FUCK YOU, OKXCY!!!

    • okxcy

      🙁

  • Papi Vegas

    make me a mod pi

    we’re facebook brothers

  • Mark Gormley

    Alright, Henderson: Do I want to play my bass or one of my electric guitars this evening?

    • Papi Vegas

      I’ll play guitar, you play bass

      okxcy on vocals

      pi on drums

      • Papi Vegas

        we’re playing nickelback songs all night

        • Mark Gormley

          BANNED.

          • Papi Vegas

            Alright, Creed and Lifehouse it is

      • Mark Gormley

        Pizo plays guitar too. We’ve been looking for an internet drummer.

  • Mark Gormley

    Behold Pizo’s favorite song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVAApwdHGYU

    • Mark Gormley

      I still don’t know what the fuck he is mumble singing half the time.

    • Papi Vegas

      WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

  • K.

    Pad thai sounds good

    • Mark Gormley

      It was good. This place only offers four stars for the spice level and I always get the three, but it’s never spicy enough. But I am afraid to try the four because Thai places up here seem to take that as a challenge and my anus ends up paying the price the next day for my hubris.

      • okxcy

        time honored asian tradition
        make white man’s anus into volcano

        • okxcy

          spew fire

        • Mark Gormley

          When I worked for a different tape sales company a few years back, there was a teriyaki place a half block away that me and my coworker would usually order from twice a week. We always got the spicy chicken–that is, until the day he asked if they could make it “a little extra spicy.”

          • K.

            I can’t take anything above mild for the most part. Especially thai and indian

      • K.

        There is nothing worse than a burnt butt hole.

    • Papi Vegas

      ILL SHOW YOU LOVE, ILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING!

      • K.

        With arms wide open.

      • K.

        I use to get down with Creed

        • Papi Vegas

          oh my

    • R8Rnation

      there is no good thai in north austin

      • K.

        I tried Thai Koon (??) at the the domain. Wasn’t that impressed. I also tried Titiana or something like that on N. Lamar. It was OKAY.

        • R8Rnation

          ya for real, so disappointing. the place on guadalupe is good and the best is tuk tuk down south

      • Mark Gormley

        Move to Seattle.

        • Mark Gormley

          Or back to Oakland.

  • R8Rnation

    my kitten would break the internet prancing around in her new summer dress but I CANT TAKE ANY PICTURES i am dying

    • Papi Vegas

      Show me your pussy

      • Papi Vegas

        cat that is

      • R8Rnation

        Millie is on strike

        • Papi Vegas

          fuckin millie

          • R8Rnation

            she broke my phone

    • K.

      I love kitties ^_^

      • R8Rnation

        i’ll send you pics of the little one when i get a phone again. she is the cutest.

        • Papi Vegas

          send me pics too

          • K.

            Girls only.

          • Papi Vegas

            i can get down with this

          • R8Rnation

            ew no

  • Mark Gormley

    I’d only had Thai food twice–both times in Fort Collins, CO– before my future boss took me to this Thai place in San Jose. Shit blew my mind.

    • K.

      Use to go to this Thai place in Madison. The owners were from Lao. Id lick the damn bowl. that’s how good it was

  • K.

    I’d go to a good thai place just for the spring rolls with tofu. So. damn. GOOD.
    Its all bout dat peanut sauce d’oh

    • R8Rnation

      have you been to the hot pot place on guadalupe? they have all you can eat

      • K.

        Nope. I’ve only gone to 3 thai places. All north Austin but I’ve been on the hunt for a good one. May have to check that one out down town.

        • R8Rnation

          its super south. oltorf. hot pot is mongolian. not spicy but lit AF

          • K.

            Do you know the name? I may go this weekend (pending weather)

  • R8Rnation

    someone plz tell jordy i can’t tweet bc i have no phone

    • Mark Gormley

      I only have my Gormley account on my iPad and I barely ever use that damn thing.

  • Papi Vegas

    Why can’t i have nice things?

    • Mark Gormley

      Because you are 20.

      • Papi Vegas

        21 in a month asshole

    • R8Rnation

      because you will make a mess of everything

      • Papi Vegas

        how so

        • R8Rnation

          its in your nature

  • R8Rnation
    • K.

      They sell crab rangoon? AAAAAHHH!!! Shit!! DONE!
      Good looking out!

      • R8Rnation

        got you boo. i am an expert on food in Austin. Asian is my specialty.

  • Papi Vegas

    whats your number r8r

    • R8Rnation

      867-5309

      • Papi Vegas

        Alright, texting you now

        • R8Rnation

          aren’t you listening, my phone is broken. jesus.

          • Papi Vegas

            oh yeah

  • R8Rnation
    • R8Rnation

      this one is closer to you reesy but tuk tuk is better

  • K.

    Yellow curry… yuuuummmmmm

  • Mark Gormley

    A Pho place opened up near my Dad’s house a few years ago and he is still wild about the place. He took me there the last time I visited and it was okay–even though they basically bring you a field’s worth of sprouts and shit. And, god bless him, but he still asks me and the GF every time he visits if we “pho [he pronounces is faux].”

    • K.

      I love Pho. I actually prefer mine with not meat. Just chicken broth, noodles, sprouts and extra thai basil

      Damn I am getting hungry

      • R8Rnation

        damn me too. i haven’t had dinner either

    • okxcy

      like faux news?

  • Papi Vegas

    ima add you on facebook

    • okxcy

      Dirk Diggler

  • R8Rnation

    BRB

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson, Pizo will pay big Canadian money to find out Okxcy’s true identity.

    • Papi Vegas

      HES DIRK DIGGLER

    • okxcy

      Long Dik

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson, just to fuck with you, I am playing my tenor saxophone this evening.

    • Papi Vegas

      i played alto sax in middle school

      i sucked

      • Mark Gormley

        You is loses.

      • Mark Gormley

        Pizo used to play the tromboner.

  • JoeNo

    Did you ever notice when R8R says BRB she ditches us?

  • VWCAU

    ..

    • Mark Gormley

      Oh shit.

  • okxcy

    Pringles.

    • R8Rnation

      excuse a moi?

  • R8Rnation

    where did everyone go

    • Mark Gormley

      I am finishing up a blog piece I started writing weeks ago after Chris Cornell’s death.

      • R8Rnation

        oh lord

      • R8Rnation

        i mean great job

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s… We’ll see.

  • R8Rnation

    i bought a house today

    • Mark Gormley

      AWESOME!!! Send me pics on FB.

      • R8Rnation

        oh jeez i can’t lol, they were all on my phone

      • R8Rnation

        i’ll take new ones when i get back from Houston!

  • VWCAU

    • R8Rnation

      whaaaaaa

      • VWCAU

        …..

        • R8Rnation

          omg, NO i am not looking for a roommate right away

          • VWCAU

            ……

          • R8Rnation

            and no you cannot pay me in sex LOL

          • VWCAU

            you can’t afford me

  • VWCAU

    i like turtles

    • R8Rnation

      turtles are the best

  • Papi Vegas

    back off my r8r, VW

    • VWCAU

      i can’t help where she backs that thing up

      • Papi Vegas

        im telling your wife

        • VWCAU

          i think this is where I’m supposed to lie and say what we have an open marriage.

          • JoeNo

            different area codes. I think thats written in the Constitution somewhere.

  • Mark Gormley

    Squirt.

    • Papi Vegas

      *tips fedora*

  • JoeNo

    Stafford has made like 120m dollars and beaten like 2 teams with winning records.

  • Alias Number One™

    Stops in, steps out…

  • JoeNo

    Chiefs fire G.M. John Dorsey

    Didn’t see that coming.

    • Mr. Horse

      Reid must have caught him with his hand in the Doritos.

  • Mark Gormley

    Do you even yardage, Joe?

  • Papi Vegas

    horse

  • Papi Vegas

    JOHN DORSEY, COME BACK TO GB

  • Pi

    Good evening internet pimps and Vegas.

  • okxcy

    pi make me a pimp just to piss vegas off

  • Pi

    A day in the life of Vegas.
    http://i.imgur.com/TDUd9i0.jpg

  • Pi

    Click the link and learn something.
    http://imgur.com/gallery/M78Qj

  • Papi Vegas

    if you do that pi, im going to UNFRIEND YOU ON FACEBOOK

    • Papi Vegas

      that’ll show ya

    • Pi

      That’s taking it too far. We’re not savages.

      • Papi Vegas

        then you can’t message me telling me to respond. IN YO FACE!

  • Mark Gormley
  • Papi Vegas

    noelzo

    • Mark Gormley

      Who dat?

      • Papi Vegas

        one handsome stud

  • Alias Number One™

    Haven’t seen Droog’s mom in a minute…

    • Mark Gormley

      Canada to deported her back to America.

      • Alias Number One™

        Blow jobs for everyone in the states

  • okxcy

    I call bullshit pi
    everyone know’s canada doesn’t allow guns

  • okxcy
  • JoeNo

    Tom Brady just made a slanty eyed joke on an entire race. Fuck that guy

    AP NFL ✔ @AP_NFL
    Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets a sumo lesson in Japan. http://apne.ws/2rXa97m

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/v3L2ppS.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    pi is autofellating so hard right now

    • Mark Gormley

      Auto erotic asphyxiation.

      • okxcy

        his igloo isn’t tall enough to hang himself

        • Mark Gormley

          Why do you think he goes to America so much?

          • Mark Gormley

            Besides the ladyboys…

          • okxcy

            FREEDOM

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

    • Mark Gormley

      Howdy.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You know how much a drum major camp costs at TCU?

        • okxcy

          $4.5

          • Mark Gormley

            Canadian or American?

          • okxcy

            shekels

        • Mark Gormley

          Uh… Two grand?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I don’t know that why I was asking you

          • Mark Gormley

            Is it that much? I was just guessing.

    • okxcy

      speaking of ladyboys

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I will eat your ass

        • okxcy

          how much?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            A lot

    • Papi Vegas

      whats up matt mosley

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I won’t eat your ass

        • Papi Vegas

          why not? i just showered

  • Papi Vegas

    i’ll pay you $10 and a big mac if you eat my ass

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Gross

      • Papi Vegas

        the big mac?

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Yes

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I had Whataburger 3 times this week I feel like a skinny Mark

    • Papi Vegas

      jesus

    • Mark Gormley

      Bastard. I’ve had to work through lunch all this week–but that’s not necessarily a bad thing for my fat ass.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Work through dinner to

        • Mark Gormley

          And snacks–and booze… 🙁

          • okxcy

            mosley will suck it all out of your butthole

          • Mark Gormley

            my white angus?

  • Papi Vegas

    you just gonna take that mark

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I drank almost a liter of vodka today and it’s only my first day off vacation

    • Mark Gormley

      I am taking a vacation day in a couple of weeks…

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I have 14 days I need to use before August 11

        • Mark Gormley

          I only get 14 vacation days this year because I am loses.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I get 18 and next year 24

          • Mark Gormley

            I get 21 next year!

          • okxcy

            I’m going to take 365

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Thanks Obama

          • Mark Gormley

            And Vegas is almost 21.

    • okxcy

      way to go mosleyshaw

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So R8R

    • okxcy

      she’s busy stalking Carr

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Who isn’t

        • Mark Gormley

          Roy Orbison.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So do you and your GF share a FB page Mark ?

    • Mark Gormley

      No. That shit is fucking crazy.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yeah I hate it except for this one couple

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You can like your own posts on FB I love it

  • okxcy

    fap fap fap

    • Mark Gormley

      That’ll make you go blind.

  • okxcy

    blue lives matter

  • okxcy
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Gif stealing fah

    • Matt Mosley 69

      You even know where that loses word came from ?

  • okxcy

    argue with me gormley

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Trump is the greatest thing to happen to America since sliced bread

      • okxcy

        better than sliced bread

        • okxcy

          best thing since white bread

      • Mark Gormley

        Sliced bread is for fagets.

  • Mark Gormley

    What’s your boy up to these days, Mosley?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Tour guide at Cowboys stadium

      • Mark Gormley

        That sounds pretty cool. Room for advancement there?

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Probably and he’s said he’s making good tips

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. We went on this harbor cruise here in Seattle and I am pretty sure the guide fucking cleaned up on tips. My Dad and I each gave him ten bucks.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          He could be in charge of scouting soon

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, I am going to move to Nashville just to fuck with Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      we’re going to be eskimo brothers

      • Mark Gormley

        So… You’re a swinger?

        • okxcy

          I’ll make an exception for my good friend Mark

          • okxcy

            and only poop in one of your shoes

  • okxcy

    well I have places to be
    http://i.imgur.com/cIGRxpd.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      My GF is on the way home with our very tired doggo. Dude got 10 hours of play at doggy daycare.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve successfully scored with Okxcy’s grilled cheese maker.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Butter the bread put cheese in the middle of bread put wax paper around it then put foil all around it the put in toaster

      • Mark Gormley

        Okxcy won’t stop pooping in my toasters.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    My wife is trying to get a 4 star hotel for 50 dollars a night I have no idea what she is doing

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Which craft I’m sure

    • Papi Vegas

      can i come

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yes Ardmore Ok

        • Papi Vegas

          ok! whatever this means, ill be there

          • Matt Mosley 69

            It’s the only city you can get a 4 star hotel for 50 dollars

          • Papi Vegas

            it better come with free hanjobs from the maids

          • Matt Mosley 69

            She just said free breakfast and a pool

          • Papi Vegas

            lame

          • JoeNo

            You can get a 4k square foot house in Detroit for about 50 dollars.

          • Papi Vegas

            I’d rather not be murdered

          • JoeNo

            I suggest living in Republican states then.

    • JoeNo

      Maybe you are getting a very special pegging?

  • Mark Gormley

    Just so you know, Henderson, I am rocking out on my Stratocaster tonight.

    • Papi Vegas

      post a video

      • Papi Vegas

        play me the beginning of for whom the bell tolls

    • JoeNo

      Roller Coaster Tycoon was a great game.

      • Mark Gormley

        That game was great. My asshole friend and I created a confinement area for unhappy customers that was a hundred feet about the rest of the park and filled with entertainers. If they didn’t get happy, we’d drop them in a lake.

        • Papi Vegas

          rude

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m rocking on my Fender Bob gave me

  • Hooza

    I’m rocking on my frend Bob

  • Pi

    You’ll all be happy to learn that the CFL season has started.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi prefers penis.

    • Alias Number One™

      *black penis

      • Alias Number One™

        Or was that P silent?

        • Mark Gormley

          Dude does love him some black angus.

          • JoeNo

            Its not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped. PI does his best.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo penis farts

  • Fun Boy 87

    When I cum it bubbles out of my Pee hole making farting bubbly noises

    • Papi Vegas

      jesus

  • Pi

    I’m flying to Dallas tomorrow. Come at me bros.

    • JoeNo

      So Texas can expect a high outbreak of butt aids next week.

      • Pi

        Texas is butt AIDS. I’m just merging with it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fort.

  • Alias Number One™

    Pi is flying all the way to Dallas to take a selfie of the 3.5 for the 15 year old neighbor. He heard everything is bigger in Texas.

    • JoeNo

      I’m gonna tell R8R you said that.

  • Pi

    I’m leaving for a Caribbean cruise on Monday morning.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/4tGGQko.gif[/img]

    • Mr. Horse

      Take a plunger, 24 rolls of tp & a few dozen barf bags.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pi.

  • okxcy

    I wonder if pi is working the pole on the am or pm shift

  • Fun Boy 87

    I wonder if pie has penis gafi problem.

  • Mark Gormley

    Good evening, everyone. I hope you at all–dammit, Pi! Stop fondling Uranus!!!

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizomosleyshaw is loses.

  • okxcy

    mosley is busy eating uranus

  • Mark Gormley

    Splooge queefs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Did Hawkshawpizo find Jesus or something?

  • Pi

    I had to double check and make sure it’s Friday night.
    Where’s the drunken native?

  • Pi

    I’m smoking all the weed I can before I get to a 3 strikes state.

  • Mark Gormley

    Queef.

  • Pi

    10 days of sobriety. That’s scarier than your playoff fortune depending on a Dom Capers defense.

  • okxcy

    Pi you’re (pasty) white
    What are you worried about?

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is busy drinking fermented moose spunk and cat piss.

  • Papi Vegas

    Mark

  • JoeNo

    How to be a vegan
    1. tell everyone your vegan
    2. don’t eat meat.

  • Mark Gormley

    Angus?

  • okxcy
  • Hooza

    Pensis

  • Pi

    Good afternoon fuckbutts.

    • JoeNo

      Hockey is just soccer on skates

  • Papi Vegas

    Golden knights are going to win the hockey bowl next season

    • okxcy

      vegan golden showers

      • Pi

        I’ll take two please.

        • JoeNo

          You only need 1 you dirty self-liker

      • Papi Vegas

        how come everyone got a like here except me, Okxcy? i have a high rep badge to maintain

        • okxcy

          you have to beg for your likes

  • Papi Vegas

    joe

    • okxcy

      no

  • okxcy

    pi make vegas an Internet Bitch

  • Mark Gormley

    Anoos.

  • okxcy

    i just threw up in my mouth

  • Mark Gormley

    Hugh Jass.

    • okxcy

      I wonder if Hugh Jass knows Seymour Butts

      • Mark Gormley

        Well, if nothing else, they both know Pizoshaw.

        • okxcy

          aka Clint Torres

          • Mark Gormley

            Clint Torres, Hugh Jass?

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/dtE2EsE.gif[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Fuckin’ Euro trash…

  • okxcy

    I think my gf wants a baby
    joke’s on her, I jizz bleach

    • Mark Gormley

      Pizoshaw wants to adopt Horse.

      • okxcy

        thats some west virigina level shit
        when your great grandfather is also your son

  • Fun Boy 87

    I love someone on here

  • Fun Boy 87

    Named. Franklin mccaullif

  • Fun Boy 87

    Noel Fihn

    • Mark Gormley

      Faget squared.

      • Mark Gormley

        Add Weldon to that mix and you get a triple faget score multiplier.

  • okxcy

    I sat down and ripped my shorts
    Fuckin mosley

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s the worst.

    • JoeNo

      I once sharded myself, worst church service ever.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s what you get for going to church.

  • Mark Gormley

    First episode of Glow features Alison Brie’s bewbs. Pizoshawmosley would hate it.

    • okxcy

      furiously googles

    • JoeNo

      I don’t know who that is, but I am against boob censorship in all forms.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs?

    • okxcy

      don’t be such a fag

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoooo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sorry havent been around much been busy as fuck how y’all doin

  • okxcy

    Axe.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m getting pretty tired of you shit, bro.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    Good morning sunshine

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ahhhh

  • Fun Boy 87

    Goooooaaaaalllll

  • okxcy

    I’m glad Rodgers is proactive about avoiding cooties
    http://i.imgur.com/xLi8PgA.jpeg

  • Pi

    Greetings from Dallas, Texas.

    • okxcy

      what time is r8r going to peg you and mosley?

      • JoeNo

        all the time.

      • Pi

        I dusted my butthole with Whataburger in anticipation.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Greets from a Canadian butthole in sweaty texas

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie are you in Dallas ?

    • okxcy

      he’s in uranus

      • Matt Mosley 69

        He’s up Uranus

        • okxcy

          ur eating hisanus

    • JoeNo

      PI is in Dallas, JFK died in Dallas. Coincidence?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        That’s why I’m looking for him

        • JoeNo

          Communist Canadian trying to conquer the free world.

  • okxcy

    Soupy.

  • Pi

    Technically I’m in Frisco. We leave for a cruise in Galveston tomorrow morning.

    • okxcy

      my condolences

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Lol my wife’s friends are leaving for a cruise tomorrow from Galveston

      • okxcy

        remind them it is their patriotic duty to slap any canadians they see

  • Fun Boy 87

    Uggggghhhhhh

  • K.

    Anyone else hates working?

    • okxcy

      I love the money

      • Mark Gormley

        You love the dildo the game too much to ever quit.

  • R8Rnation

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • Mark Gormley

    Hiiiiiii

    • okxcy

      Not enough iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’s

      • Mark Gormley

        You shut your cotton pickin’ mouth!

        • okxcy

          I bought some property to pick my cotton

  • okxcy

    Ass tats

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve an entire anus piece.

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s a highly detailed rendition of the Battle of Antietam.

        • okxcy

          I have a timeless classic
          http://i.imgur.com/vG3JXTt.jpeg

          • Mark Gormley

            No joke. I went to a BBQ at my buddy’s mom’s house a few years back and she had framed pieces of shit like this throughout her house.

          • okxcy

            my grandma grew up on a plantation in VA
            house was full of that shit

          • Mark Gormley

            The next time I saw him, I asked him what the fuck that was about. He looked perplexed and asked what the hell I was talking about. He’s from Virginia and says everyone he knows has “art work” like that.

          • Mark Gormley

            Then he called me a stupid yankee.

  • okxcy

    it’s true gormley
    you’re a pinko commie motherfuckin yankee

    • Mark Gormley

      I still don’t know what that means. I am two generations removed from impoverished upper midwest white trash.

      • okxcy

        it means “you weren’t born in my little asscrack of a town”

        • Mark Gormley

          His dad the operations manager for the Seattle Department of Transportation, his grandfather retired as a colonel in the USAF, and family used to own a shipyard in Norfolk.

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m not some descendent of an upper crust, East Coast high society dynasty, Okxcyshaw.

  • Pi

    This nigga knows what’s up.
    https://i.imgur.com/Lxb32CB.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      Most Trump voters wouldn’t even know to mention Pluto.

      • JoeNo

        Judging by his grammar, I’m guessing he supports Hillary “the Devil” Clinton.

        • Mark Gormley

          Twitter is a sad place for grammar.

          • JoeNo

            Your face is a sad place for sloth

          • Mark Gormley

            My face is sad. There’s no need for qualifiers.

  • JoeNo

    PI you have the teeth of an 80 year old English woman, and the genitalia of an 80 year old English woman.

  • Pi

    Gormley’s face is a sad place for a face.

  • Mark Gormley

    Cheer me up, Vegas.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/sswwH5f.gif[/img]

    • Papi Vegas

      I like yer haircut

      • Papi Vegas

        Now you just need a warvette beard

  • Brew_City

    sup skanks

    • Bartz

      you’re mom on my pole

      • Papi Vegas

        You are mom on my pole?

  • Mark Gormley

    I just threw up in Pizoshaw’s mouth.

    • JoeNo

      He prefers poop on the chest

  • JoeNo

    Bleacher Report ✔ @BleacherReport
    Nick Fairley out for 2017 season with heart condition, career remains in jeopardy http://ble.ac/2tfsTzv

    That will show you, playing for the Lions makes you have no heart.

  • DallasCowboysSux

    @disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ:disqus

    FUCK YOU!

    • okxcy

      love trumps hate

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh my.

  • Mark Gormley

    🇨🇦=🤡👜

    • Fun Boy 87

      Canadia is clowns and purses

      • Fun Boy 87

        So true.

  • Mark Gormley

    🇺🇸💦💦💦💦💦🇨🇦

  • Fun Boy 87

    In group be back later. Peace.

  • okxcy

    evening bungholes

  • okxcy

    I had an albino poop today

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • Papi Vegas

      jesus

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    Matt Forte Retweeted
    The Increase @The_Increase
    Hear how @Jets @MattForte22 is Bringing Jesus Back into the Game

    You blocked @The_Increase
    You blocked @MattForte22

  • Mark Gormley

    Matt Forte should feel disrespected by the Jets for not cutting him.

  • Papi Vegas

    Mark gormley

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s me!

    • okxcy

      is gay

  • K.

    Julio Jones is not the best WR. stop playin foolz

    • Papi Vegas

      he most certainly is

  • K.

    My hands smells like BBQ sauce

  • K.

    Hi Horsey <3

  • Papi Vegas

    Hi reesy <3

    • K.

      Hey boo boo <3

  • Pi

    Greetings from the Caribbean.

    • Papi Vegas

      Hey boo boo <3

    • Papi Vegas

      make me an internet pimp

      • okxcy

        he’ll give you a pimp slap

    • K.

      Find a sexy black lady

      • Papi Vegas

        you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back

        true?

  • Pi

    I thought of you guys when I left a big shit over Houston.

    • JoeNo

      Like anyone would notice in that shit town.

  • Pi

    These cruises are just a giant floating white stereotype.

    • Hooza

      Is the dancing really that bad?

      • Pi

        They make Packfan look like a black Michael Jackson.

        • JoeNo

          BMJ was the best, too bad the white pedo molecules won out.

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Mosley Sucks

    • JoeNo

      PI is the one on a gay cruise.

      • JoeNo

        And by gay i mean homersexual

        • DallasCowboysSux

          Is he cute?

  • Pi

    JoeZo is cruising with the rest of the Dom Capers fan club.

    • JoeNo

      I would sink that ship if it meant taking out capers

  • JoeNo

    If you squint you can see PI
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/izLbHIE.jpg[/img]

  • Papi Vegas
  • R8Rnation

    I feel like Joe has a PT cruiser

    • JoeNo

      I have a company truck

      • R8Rnation

        AND a pt cruiser?

        • JoeNo

          Why would I own a vehicle if I don’t have to pay for gas or insurance on the other one?

          • okxcy

            because you’re not a gormley

  • Papi Vegas

    whats wrong with pt cruisers?

    • okxcy

      your mom

      • Papi Vegas

        Shes dead

        • okxcy

          exactly

  • Mr. Horse

    FOX 12 Oregon KPTV ✔ @fox12oregon
    Portland drivers among worst in the U.S., according to new study.

    Warvette stealing lug nuts again.

  • Papi Vegas

    HOrse

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • Pi

    Well kids. Big daddy canuck is in for the night.

  • Pi

    I’m redder than hawkshaw tonight.

  • Pi

    Jordy where the fuck have you been lately?

    • Mark Gormley

      Dunno. But I have been shitting my brains out all day.

  • Brew_City

    Pi is on a gay cruise?

    • JoeNo

      Not only is he a passenger he is captaining it.

  • Alias Number One™

    Hey fuckers!

  • Mark Gormley

    Breaking News: Outbreak of rare drug-resistant strand of AIDS hits the Caribbean.

    • Alias Number One™

      Pi in St Thomas?

      • okxcy

        Haiti

        • Mark Gormley

          Is he going to bring Fizzy back to us?

    • JoeNo

      PiV?

  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    Breaking News: Blog dies of AIDS

    • Mark Gormley

      Is there such a thing as a legitimate butt baby, Lanzo?

  • K.

    Winning. Like Jay Cutler

    • JoeNo

      Is that your way of saying you have a terrible job and have diabetes?!?!

      • JoeNo

        Also this
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/sR8xilQ.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    Corndogs.

  • Mark Gormley

    I purchased an Amazon Fire TV stick to appease Busey.

    • okxcy

      snowflake

      • Mark Gormley

        I shat in a big bag of rice and sent it to you.

        • okxcy

          silly gormley
          northern chinese eat noodles

          • Mark Gormley

            Shut your Lanzo-licking mouth.

  • Mark Gormley

    Did Pizo ever tell you guys about the time he got gangbanged at a Chris Gaines concert?

    • okxcy

      “the time”
      it was every week for 7 years

  • Pi

    Gormley I hung out with a Jew today.

    • Mark Gormley

      How badly did they beat you?

      • Pi

        They usked me down from my original demands.

  • okxcy

    how much did they jew you pi?

    • Mark Gormley

      Chances are they didn’t fuck up his anus as much as he was hoping for.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, have you filled Pizo’s house with poopy toasters yet?

    • okxcy

      No

      • okxcy

        but I farted in 10,000 balloons and stuffed them in his igloo

        • Mark Gormley

          I farted in a Cuban once.

          • okxcy

            was it in fidel’s mouth?

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m sorry that Pizo is such an absentee doucher.

    • Alias Number One™

      You should have stopped at “I’m sorry”

  • JoeNo

    Dean Lowry is getting alot of hype, obviously the next JJ Watt.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pooooooooooop.

    • Alias Number One™

      Expended the vocabulary I see…

  • Brew_City

    how many STD’s you think Pi’s gonna catch on that boat?

    Over/Under is 3.5

    • Alias Number One™

      Not as many as he will pass on.

  • Pi

    STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch ’em all.

  • Pi

    I was wandering around the streets of Progreso Mexico today…

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you run into JoeZo selling trinkets on the side of the road?

      • Pi

        His mustache is even greasier in person.

        • JoeNo

          That was my taint and you said you liked the taste

          • Mark Gormley

            He really, really did.

  • JoeNo

    ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
    Report: Gabe Jackson gets five-year, $56 million extension http://wp.me/p14QSB-akAU

    And the Raiders officially have no cap space for the next 5 years.

    • Mark Gormley

      Cap heaven…

      • Pack Fan In Vegas

        thanks deep state

        • Mark Gormley

          You’re welcome, Obama.

          • JoeNo

            Don’t call Vegas that. He didn’t try to destroy this country from within.

          • Mark Gormley

            Well Mosley isn’t here and I need to blame someone.

  • Pi

    My Mexican mix tape is straight fire.

    • Mark Gormley

      How many “churros” did you eat today?

      • Pi

        I don’t know if you know this or not… but Mexicans are very Mexicanny.

    • okxcy

      hola holmes

  • Pi

    I went through the ghetto parts and talked with everyone I could in my broken gringo Spanish.

    • Pi

      Pi is suave as fuck with greasy Mexican girls.

      • Mark Gormley

        You are an even more pathetic liar than our baby president.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      You’re going to need a lot of brain damage before you’ll be electable.

      • Mark Gormley

        While also learning how to say racist shit without being too blatant about it.

      • okxcy
        • Mark Gormley

          Not enough. Maybe huffing glue in between meals at McDonald’s.

  • Pi

    I will make the Asian race strong again.

    • okxcy

      you make me long and firm

  • Pi

    I will keep the whites from losing all their shit.

  • Pi

    I understand the blacks and latinos.

  • Pi

    That’s the proven blueprint to getting elected.
    Make the whites afraid of something and then promise to protect them from it.
    Tell the blacks and latinos you want drastic change.
    Promise the Asians you’ll lower the price of white rice.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve been shopping at the wrong supermarket.

    • okxcy

      pig entrails everywhere?

      • Mark Gormley

        The one I’ve been shopping at is on my way home and you get money off of gas for shopping there. But there is another one pretty close that I just got back from. Fuckin’ college chicks everywhere. Pi would have been so grossed out.

        • okxcy

          he is dry heaving right now

          • Mark Gormley

            He’s like a fucking housecat.

          • okxcy

            Warv is fucking a housecat

          • Mark Gormley

            He stole that trick from Droog.

          • okxcy

            therefore by the transitive property
            warv is fucking pi
            now we’re all dry heaving
            http://i.imgur.com/JpvEDgM.gif

  • Mark Gormley

    And now Pizo’s all butthurt. Way to go, Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      good riddance
      snowflake faget canuck

      • Mark Gormley

        It sounds like someone’s yodeling when he farts.

        • okxcy

          next time he’ll insist warv use proper lube
          instead of goat’s blood

          • Mark Gormley

            Lanzo can’t afford lube.

          • okxcy

            at least he could use some of mosley’s leftover lobster butter

          • Mark Gormley

            Or you could send him a free sample from your dildo shop.

          • okxcy

            that wouldn’t be very jewish of me

          • Mark Gormley

            FAKE JEWS!!!

          • okxcy

            I’m appropriating this

  • Mr. Horse
  • Brew_City

    Letroy Guion is such a dumb bastard

    • JoeNo

      Its ok dean lowry is going to be a hall of famer

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s amazing in my madden franchise.

        • Mark Gormley

          Even though Jordy and Aaron went down with injuries two nights ago…

  • okxcy

    “‘I know I’m drunk,'” he told the officer in the records. “‘I’ve been drinking Hennessy all night. I don’t drink any of that weak stuff, only the hard stuff.'”

    Is this the onion?

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      Farve

      • okxcy

        Ha Ha

  • okxcy

    what a bunch of maroons

  • Mark Gormley

    Flaggots.

  • Mark Gormley

    Today has been slower than Laquon Treadwell.

  • okxcy

    I upheld my heritage and ordered a bunch of nerd things today

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    take a chill pill mark

  • Mark Gormley

    Can we all agree that Hawkshawpizo is loses?

  • hawkshaw

    gone for a week ,and the same damm article is up ,pi is loses

  • hawkshaw

    heres a new article lions suck ,there fans suck and there women are old and ugly

  • okxcy

    mosley how many licks does it take to get to the center of an anus

    • JoeNo

      Its not about the finish, its about the journey to the center of the anus
      -Mosley

  • okxcy

    this is what pi looks like at the end of every night on the cruise
    http://i.imgur.com/XE9iPhz.gif

    • hawkshaw

      except the white stuff is leaking outta his anus

  • hawkshaw

    so gorms ,is it hard to wash pine sap off yer johnson

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawkshawpizo thinks he’s the shit because he gave Waylon Jennings a handjob once back in 1974.

  • hawkshaw

    stay out of the tall grass ,wood ticks

  • Pi

    Good evening pimps, drunks, and unsightly Jews.

  • hawkshaw

    am i in the drunk category ?

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m making Pizo cry right now.

  • okxcy

    warv raided pi’s igloo while he is gone
    http://i.imgur.com/cnVFkYT.gif

  • Mark Gormley

    Make me a sazerac, Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      silly yankee
      sazeracs are for Confederate gentlemen

      • Mark Gormley

        We won the war, hillbilly. Now make me my fucking drink.

        • okxcy

          the South will rise again

          • hawkshaw

            after they tear down every confedersate statue

          • okxcy

            they’ll go to war over their right to buy super big gulps

  • hawkshaw

    if my history is right ,you boys where in the process of stealing washington state from natives in 1865

    • JoeNo

      Its not stealing if foolish people undersell, they wanted those shiny beads.

      • hawkshaw

        we where not good at the ‘art of the deal’

  • hawkshaw

    think wisky became a state in 1859

  • hawkshaw

    wisky history 1848 treaty was mostly to stop war with sioux ,1852 treaty was to steal ojibwa land

  • Mark Gormley

    Well, I guess loser Okxcy isn’t going to get me that sazerac. Guess I’ll go pour myself a drink.

    • hawkshaw

      white wine hippie

  • Mark Gormley

    Red Hot Anus Peppers.

  • hawkshaw

    okxcy can lick his balls

  • hawkshaw

    keystone and brandy ,furtraders

  • okxcy

    gormley only drinks L’Chaim vodka

    • hawkshaw

      nekked at the bath house

  • hawkshaw

    rusty saxaphone

    • hawkshaw

      rusty penis

  • hawkshaw

    adele stopped live shows ,good for pi that ciom is still there

    • hawkshaw

      till shes 110 ,he likes older women

  • hawkshaw

    throw a tune gorms .it’s 9 in wisky

    • okxcy

      he’s balls deep in a skinny little spruce

  • hawkshaw

    red squirrles ,figur buy the daughter in law a 22 for xmas ,she’s the one chasing em

    • okxcy

      get her a 410

      • hawkshaw

        yea that would work

  • okxcy
  • hawkshaw

    grandsons are eight and three ,22 might be better ,learn em to shoot

    • okxcy

      where do you find 22?
      shit is still scarcer than a black man with a job around here

      • hawkshaw

        hold on

        • okxcy

          I have a coworker who has like 50k 22lr rounds in his basement and shoots like 8 total rounds a year sighting in his dur rifle

          • okxcy

            dudes gonna die and I’m going to buy it all from his wife for $4.50

  • hawkshaw

    went to gunbroker.com got 22 stingers for abour 75, 250 rounds

    • okxcy

      highway robbery

      • hawkshaw

        yep

    • hawkshaw

      about two thirds what they are worth ,but only place ya can buy them

  • hawkshaw

    cci 22 stingers are 1650 fps ,bought a 500 brick of aquila ,they are 1750 ,makes a big difference when sighting in

  • hawkshaw

    buy cci ,the aquillas are fast but not consistant ,

  • hawkshaw

    10-22 target with the bull barrel

  • hawkshaw

    had a old sears single shot ,26 inch barrell ,man i swear kill a squirrel at 150 yards

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah, but could you kill a wild Lanzo from that distance?

      • hawkshaw

        easy ,eyeys ehere better then iron sights

        • Mark Gormley

          Lanzo is the ultimate game.

  • hawkshaw

    see ,i did’nt mind the goat herder that much ,you started the parade of name calling

    • hawkshaw

      hawkshawpizo ?

  • hawkshaw

    all of us are a little different ,thats why we are here

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      nice hair

  • hawkshaw

    would’nt it be better to incourage people to stay

  • hawkshaw

    see i do not mind if gorms ejaqulates on a schrub ,long as it;s NOT in my yard

  • hawkshaw

    1970 tree man movie ,had adtian barbeau and her big boobies in it

  • hawkshaw

    well don;t stop gorms ,another tune

  • hawkshaw

    has jorditha died ?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I want to rub hot cum on you

      • hawkshaw

        hey boy ,no way

  • hawkshaw

    chippewa inn ,hayard wis ,german menu

    • hawkshaw

      thinkin same menu 40 years

  • hawkshaw

    white men masturbate ,a lot

    • hawkshaw

      or gay northwest

  • hawkshaw

    RUSTY SAXAPHONE

  • Mark Gormley

    Cold cum is where it’s at.

  • Mr. Horse

    It’s Canadia Day.
    http://i.imgur.com/DxyyYUw.jpg

  • Fun Boy 87

    Wooo

    • R8Rnation

      Sup

  • okxcy
  • okxcy
    • Pack Fan In Vegas

      wheres vegas

      • okxcy

        vegas is loses

  • Pack Fan In Vegas

    Oh r8r

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

    • okxcy

      howdy partner

  • Pi

    What up from Dallas, Texas…

    • okxcy

      have you been to jerry’s world?

      • Pi

        It’s all Jerruh’s world around here.

        • JoeNo

          PI spent over 45 min looking at the Lombardis and couldn’t figure out what they are.

  • Mark Gormley

    Dallas is for sick Mosleys.

  • Mark Gormley

    I can’t believe TSA let Pizo back into my country. What a disgrace.

    • Pi

      I can’t believe it’s not butter.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s because you’re a fucking maroon.

        • Mark Gormley

          Even Donald Trump knows it’s not butter.

  • Pi

    I posted a pic on FB and the only filtered reply is Lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, are you looking forward to Jeff Fisher being the Lions’ next head coach?

    • Pi

      7-9 here we come.

  • Mark Gormley

    Actually, what the Lions need is an expert flukologist.

  • Mark Gormley

    Wait, Pizo is spending Canada Day in America? What the fuck, chode master?

  • okxcy

    pi is actually in texas for gay conversion therapy

    • JoeNo

      Only if Texas had a make someone more gay conversion therapy

  • hawkshaw

    lick american balls ,canuck

    • okxcy

      he prefers armenian

      • okxcy

        but really any balls will do

        • hawkshaw

          moose balls

  • hawkshaw

    so okxcy ,saw a marlin 22 at pawn shop .not to bad a rig, newer , for dauhter in law

    • hawkshaw

      120 bucks

    • okxcy

      model 60 with the tube mag?

      • okxcy

        or the mag fed one?
        712?

      • hawkshaw

        had a tube mag ,semi bull barrell ,semi -auto

        • okxcy

          I’ve got two 60’s
          they are delightful tack drivers

          • hawkshaw

            cool ,it looked like a good gun

  • Mark Gormley

    I prefer a bow and arrow over a gun because I’m not some sort of pussy.

    • hawkshaw

      hebrew he-man

    • okxcy

      anything other than your fists is unsportsmanlike

      • JoeNo

        bitches
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/1agGtuM.gif[/img]

        • Mark Gormley

          An accurate portrayal of Cutler’s time with the Bears.

  • hawkshaw

    my brother called me a sportsmen for hunting with a single shot , bad insult for a redskin

  • hawkshaw

    so ,toured four houses in hayward wi ,anything under 200,000 is a pre-fab

    • okxcy

      are you moving?

      • hawkshaw

        was thinking off it ,but man the prices in hayward ,190 for shit cabins if they are on water

        • okxcy

          when I was a kid my family would go to teal lake
          not too far from hayward

          • hawkshaw

            i know teal

  • hawkshaw

    saw one for 180 ,had adownstairs tub sitting on 2×4

    • okxcy

      buy it
      fix the tub
      sell it for 200

      • hawkshaw

        it was a piece of shit,gravel road way back,three season cabin with that road

  • hawkshaw

    pre-fab on round lake was 190 ,needed another 100

  • hawkshaw

    any acess to round lake is worth 50 grand thou

    • Mark Gormley

      What if Pi is living next door to the property?

      • hawkshaw

        pi attracts moose

        • Mark Gormley

          And pederasts.

          • okxcy

            jesus

  • hawkshaw

    spent 40 grand on my house ,to make it handicap ,would need to do that alone on new house

  • hawkshaw

    pi’s women must be one hot couger

    • okxcy

      she looks pretty good for a 119 year old

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s biggest goal in life is to marry Mark Fuhrman.

    • hawkshaw

      so ,he is just practing hetrosexual

  • hawkshaw

    grand mama

    • hawkshaw

      on the models runway

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yooooo lets do dis

  • Fun Boy 87

    First let me make some knackwursts then ill be back

    • hawkshaw

      chippewa inn ,still there ,german menu

  • hawkshaw

    knackwurst yer nuts

  • hawkshaw

    shaken not stirred

  • hawkshaw

    oh wait ,stirred not shaken

  • hawkshaw

    hitting a squirrel at 150 yards nedds practice

    • JoeNo

      Meh PI can suck a tennis ball thru a 300 foot long hose.

  • hawkshaw

    street gormely ,earn some coin while practing

    • hawkshaw

      rusty saxaphone

  • Mark Gormley

    Just took an excellent shower.

    • hawkshaw

      harbur oub and bathhiuse /

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes. That’s where I am headed this evening.

        • Mark Gormley

          Me and Lanzo are going to rob a bunch of people.

  • hawkshaw

    white wine spritzer with towels

  • hawkshaw

    ask for a moosehead beer

    • Mark Gormley

      Nothing but Shirley Temple’s for me, my friend.

  • hawkshaw

    i can shave with any of my knives furtraders

  • hawkshaw

    i have three olives stuck in the bottom of my glass

  • hawkshaw

    shit,shower,shave ,pimp cloths ,harbor pub

  • hawkshaw

    internet pimps on the loose

  • hawkshaw

    night out ,did you bleach yer anus

    • Mark Gormley

      Shit. Thanks for reminding me. Do you have any spare Crest whitestrips?

  • hawkshaw

    hairy canuck man anus

    • hawkshaw

      with a side of cion and bieber ass

  • Mark Gormley

    JoeZo wants to tongue Neil Cavuto’s balls.

    • JoeNo

      Gormley be like rich people got all this money and they won’t give it to me. Its sad what black people gotta go thru.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Ex5NZKvCg&t=45s

      • Mark Gormley

        I wish I could find the screenshot, but, years ago, I was reading an article in the online edition of The Atlantic about income inequality. In the comments section, someone made several great points about how regressive taxes were hurting economic mobility and innovation. His comment was met with several boilerplate nonsense responses about how poor people are lazy and constantly asking for handouts. The commenter’s response was fairly excellent: “Gimme your stuff.”

        • JoeNo

          There should be a tax every year for 1k dollars, if you can’t pay it you get deported to Canada, getting a job isn’t hard.

          • Mark Gormley

            Are you that rich that you believe in such nonsense? I’m not suggesting that we punish the rich or anything, but, come on: most wealthy people are likely to have utilized more taxpayer funded services than you are or I ever will.

          • JoeNo

            Poor people are like stray cats, keep giving em hand outs and they will keep coming back to you. Its better for the species to get rid of the weak and lazy.

          • JoeNo

            Think big picture Mark!

          • Mark Gormley

            Gotcha. So all donations to PACs, Super PACs, and other political entities by rich people should 100% taxable? Because these are incredibly wealthy cats asking for for more handouts than they already have.

          • JoeNo

            I’m a believer that all money should be taken out of government, pay em 40k a year as a public servant. If they are getting bribed take em out and shoot them. Unfortunately we would need new politicians since 95% of them would be dead. They are all crooked and non of them have your best interest in mind.

          • Mark Gormley

            And I am not advocating communism or socialism; rather, just a system that doesn’t incentivise fucking the poor and middle classes. Credit bubbles exist because the wealthy don’t want to pay people more for their labor. They’d simply rather find a way to make money off of them.

          • JoeNo

            Every party fucks the middle class, the only way that changes is when people start thinking instead of checking their parties box. 2 party system kills the middle class.

          • JoeNo

            Republicans keep the rich, rich. Democrats keep the poor, poor.

  • JoeNo

    You keep insisting I’m rich or republican because I disagree with you Mark. Maybe you should consider stop following the liberal bottom line, I hate all government equally. I hate the super rich as much as I hate the super poor, unfortunately the super rich don’t affect me, and they’re are quite a lot less of them. I back the middle class and rights of its citizens.

    • Mark Gormley

      No, I am insisting that the shit you advocate is incredibly one-sided. I am down with you that both parties are generally fucked. But, the shit that you generally advocate, is the shit that the GOP backs which only helps the wealthy. And you are also misguidedly dismissive of poor people. Forgive me, but it’s people like you that allow for the GOP to be as cravenly shitty as they are.

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t recall you ever talking about income inequality. You just shit on poor people.

        • JoeNo

          Getting a job isn’t hard. Someone who spends 20 years learning a trade deserves to live better than someone who can’t flip a hamburger.

          • Mark Gormley

            Thank you, Fox News. You’ve proved my point.

        • JoeNo

          Income equality will never happen in the US. We have too many lazy and dumb people. Once the economy crashes it can be rebuilt into a working system.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where is your objection to the lack of regulation that allows for shitty monopolies?

    • JoeNo

      You mean like all the jackasses who shop at walmart to save a nickel on toilet paper and kill local business’?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. It’s their fault. Not the Walton family who PAY to have a department to get people on welfare.

  • Mark Gormley

    We have the laziest, dumbest person leading our fucking country, asshole.

    • JoeNo

      We have a typical American will alot of money running the country.

      • Mark Gormley

        Okay. What are you doing to get rid of him?

        • JoeNo

          I’m sitting back and watching it burn, as we sink further into debt and the US economy crumbles. Just like the planet we are beyond fixing it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Nah. Sorry, JoeZo. You aren’t some sort of truth teller. You are a stooge.

    • JoeNo

      And you are a SJW who thinks dumb people deserve money for nothing. You don’t live in the real world.

      • JoeNo

        Keep praising the Dems as they put more and more onto welfare and demand everyone else picks up the check. Keep stealing money and running the countries credit until we become a third world socialist hellhole.

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah, I am totally praising the Dems and asking for welfare for everyone. My earlier comments totally bear that out.

  • JoeNo

    You want reforms and removal of tax exepts for the rich, it will never happen with a 2 party system, they are all in the same racket. It also will not fix the fact that have few middle class jobs now a days, since Clinton sent all of the manufacturing jobs overseas. You either work a trade or sell coffee.

  • JoeNo
  • Mark Gormley

    We are obviously never going to agree, Joe. And that’s okay. I am working on reorganizing/cleaning up my house before my GF gets back tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your night/morning, man.

    • JoeNo

      Sweep everything into the closet she won’t see it.

      • Mark Gormley

        Man, I was cleaning the kitchen earlier and found that parts of it–that I never use–were fucking messy as hell.

        • JoeNo

          Never open shelfs above a fridge you’ll find just from a decade ago.

  • Pack Fan In Vegas

    jesus

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lets go Mexico!!!!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Some guy just asked me it green bay was playing today

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      too bad

  • okxcy

    pi seduced Martha Ford to hire Emery so that he would trade Ebron

  • R8Rnation

    Why do you have a shirt On?

    • JoeNo

      He is ashamed of man boobs

      • JoeNo

        aka moobs

    • okxcy

      he is whiter than chalk

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ahhhhhhhh

    • okxcy

      LMAO

  • Fun Boy 87

    Germany won the confederations cup with their b squad wooooooo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sorry guys the past 2 weeks ive done nothing but worked slept and watchrd soccer.
    So I’m good now. I’m back.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Until August 24th then I start school

      • Fun Boy 87

        Tuesdays thursdays and saturdays.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Oh and an online class which will be done during those days

    • JoeNo

      When I watch soccer I sleep alot too.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Need to watch european soccer its not boring.

        • JoeNo

          [img]http://i.imgur.com/mDx6gJ9.gif[/img]

        • R8Rnation

          Joe doesn’t like anything he can’t relate to or experienced firsthand. So, he’s pretty much relegated to klan rallies and watching the bachelorette.

          • JoeNo

            Why do all liberals pull out the race card immediately?
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/YBf07mO.jpg[/img]

          • R8Rnation

            LOL

          • R8Rnation

            Seriously though, it’s because you’re racist.

          • JoeNo

            I hate poor people, I don’t care what color they are.

          • R8Rnation

            And you seriously don’t understand the connection between race and poverty in this country? But Gorms is the one who doesn’t live in reality. Riiiiigghhhhht.

          • JoeNo

            What do you consider poverty? You can survive off a McDonalds salary

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      is this the 36 hour pregame?

      • Mark Gormley

        36 month pregame, bruh.

  • okxcy

    yo mark

    • Mark Gormley

      YOUR face.

      • okxcy

        you’re face

        • Mark Gormley

          Oh snap.

  • okxcy

    how do I combine two inputs into my headphones at the same time?

    • Mark Gormley

      That sounds like orc mischief.

      • okxcy

        it’s actually japanese voodoo

        • Mark Gormley

          Same difference.

  • Pi

    Good evening bitches… from Canadia.

    • okxcy

      you spend canada day in american
      and america day in canada
      WTF MATE?

      • Pi

        It helps me avoid my fill of overly patriotic faggots.

        • JoeNo

          I liked your costume
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/xe9COv4.jpg[/img]

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      bagged milk

      • Pi

        I’ll drain the milk from my bag on your pretty Asian face.

    • JoeNo

      Most of that stuff sounds like shit, like Canada. Penny needs to go and the metric system needs to arrive.

  • okxcy

    pi loves fruitcake

  • Pi

    It always blows my mind when I meet Americans abroad and realize I’ve been to more places in America than they have.

    • JoeNo

      The east coast is awful, anything west of the Mississippi and not California is great.

      • okxcy

        and then most of california is disgusting

        • JoeNo

          I love the Redwoods, its a shame so many Californians live in California.

      • okxcy

        but I’m not sure how MO, KS, NE, and OK qualify as great

        • Fun Boy 87

          MO is coo.

      • Pi

        Shut your filthy Arab mouth Packfan #2.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Cough cough cough

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yooooo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pies never been to green bay. I have he fails. I win.
    Ps germany won confederations cup today. Youngest team in the tourney Nd first team to win worlf cup THEN confederation cup

    • JoeNo

      I’ve been to North Chicago and PI hasn’t. PI wins that round.

    • Pi

      Jordy doesn’t count because he’s the ultimate bro.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Pie I’m the farthest thing from a bro

        • JoeNo

          Sis?

          • okxcy

            he is an orb

          • Fun Boy 87

            I wanna join a frat when I start college in August

  • Fun Boy 87

    For real tho.
    Germanys b squad was pretty much thrown together. No starters went. Brcause they wanted to see who could be a back up or start nect year in the world cup. And they ended up tieing then beating the “best all around team” in the world chile

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/yFcdtEO.gif[/img]

  • Fun Boy 87

    So at least if the packers dont win this year I havr the confederations cup to look back on.

    • JoeNo

      I think the offense is going to be incredibly fun to watch this year.

      • okxcy

        and the defense will be a defense
        at least in name

        • JoeNo

          Another year of painful LB play

  • okxcy

    pi has a lot to be hopeful for this seaon
    the Lions might not suck as much as the Bears

    • Fun Boy 87

      Canada’s national soccer team is playing some latin cou try in a week

      • okxcy

        do they know it isn’t played on ice?

      • JoeNo

        Ya but if they played a game in 3 feet of snow, Canada would probably win.

  • Mark Gormley

    There are rumors that if Fox has another shitty season with the Bears, he’ll get canned and be replaced by Jeff Fisher.

    • JoeNo

      Bears should rehire that pedophile coach.

      • Mark Gormley

        Droog?

        • okxcy

          iRavens

    • okxcy

      they’ll also bring in manzel and tebow to compete for the starting QB spot

  • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

    hi

    • okxcy

      is it opposite day?

    • Mark Gormley

      Seems like an oddly specific user name.

      • okxcy

        The lady doth protest too much, methinks

      • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

        someone on SKA has a username that says “Vegas Loves Huge Black Cocks”

        had to prove em wrong

        • okxcy

          you sure showed them!

  • Mark Gormley

    Joe, did I ever tell you about the time Okxcy and I did heroin together?

    • JoeNo

      You trusted a needle with Okxcy?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. And it was stupid. Bitch gave me hepatitis.

        • JoeNo

          [img]http://i.imgur.com/tLsMkjn.gif[/img]

    • okxcy

      mark rubbed my belly for 18 hours

  • Pi

    My dad could beat up your dad.

    • JoeNo

      Which of your dads?

      • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

        Got em

  • Mark Gormley

    Vegas, is your boy MFA gonna get you a sweet gig at his call center once you finish up your degree?

    • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

      Him and I are opening our own business

      • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

        You can work for us

      • okxcy

        as space marine lawyers?

        • Mark Gormley

          They are experts in bird law, you maroon.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Fun Boy 87

    .my ass could swallow a BBC unlike your ass

    • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

      jesus

  • okxcy

    I’m making soft boiled eggs for dinner

    • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

      fertilized?

      • okxcy

        of course
        I’m not some PETA fag

    • Mark Gormley

      I had a turkey burger with a green salad.

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus!

      • VegasDoesNotLoveHugeBlackCocks

        man card revoked

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m try to become less