The NFL season is just around the corner.
Packers fans can again look forward to the fulfilling crunch of deep fried butter, the beating of their cousin/wife, and then fondling themselves to photos of Aaron Rodgers regular season stats.
Here are 3 things the Packers are sure to lead the league in in 2017:
- Fan Gayness
Is there a gayer group of fans than the Packers? Look no further than the comments of this site as proof.
Heteros beware. You are not welcome in Packers country.
- Fan Obesity
Though admittedly, this will be a lot tougher without Eddie Lacy’s contribution.You’re fat. It’s not because it runs in the family, you’re fat because nobody runs in your family.
Every time someone calls a Packers fan fat, they get so depressed they cut themselves… a piece of cake.
I love you all you husky, fluffy, gooey balls of chubby.
- Unbridled Fan Homerism
What do you call a Dom Capers defense? Seriously. I’m asking. I haven’t seen one yet.
A team with the colors of boogers and piss. Perfect for Jordy. A man who roams the streets of Chicago proudly rocking some Green Bay swagger. God bless you you glorious scheizer midget.
Also, it’s not Pi’s fault your fan base is a bunch of fickle traitors.
At least you’re not Bears fans.