3 Things We Learned About Chicago

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1. Jordy should be mayor.

2. A day in the life…

3. Weather…

 

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    first

    • Pi

      Banned.

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        thank the heavens

      • Hooza

        *band

  • Pi

    Jordy all in all Pi had fun hanging out with you. Thanks for coming out to touch my dong.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m getting sued.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      well thats not good

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Lanzo…

    • Hooza

      *sude

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s actual name is Poop Queef Masterson Jr.

  • Pi

    I’m suing Jordy for sexual harassment.

    • Hooza

      And colon destruction

      • Mark Gormley

        Preexisting condition, Hoozazo.

        • Hooza

          Small claims court doesn’t know that

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Pi, was Jordy packing heat?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Ever kill anybody Pie?

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      shut the fuck up ginger

    • Pi

      I murdered some kale on Thursday. Does that count?

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        filthy

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Was Kale your gay lover ?

  • Hooza

    Of course he killed somebody, he was just in Chicago

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Kale makes a great garnish

    • Hooza

      You misspelled Kyle

    • Mr. Horse

      if you’re garnishing garbage

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’ve drank half of a 1.5 liter of vodka today

    • Hooza

      Anal bong

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’m up from anything

  • Pi

    So I ate some weed cookies to get the party started.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Get help

  • Joe No

    is the page jacked up for anyone else? Why is the twitter feed in the middle of the page?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      It’s not

    • Pi

      It works properly for heterosexuals.

      • Joe No

        Canadian technology, its terrible.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      it’s in the middle of my screen too

      • Joe No

        This is a Warvette type quality post

  • K.

    Chicago is a 3rd world country

  • K.

    pot roast

    • Pi

      Fondle me.

      • K.

        i wanna pour fondu cheese sauce over your nipples and lick them

        • Pi

          And I’m done. Was it good for you too?

  • K.

    i really do think Gubbamint is dead

    • Pi

      Death by rectal trauma.

      • K.

        He had an enlarged butt hole from what i’ve heard

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    enlarged butt holes are the absolute worst

    • K.

      you speak from experience?

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        naw, my friend told me

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ducking DISGUSTING.
    For many undocumented students, finding accurate and reliable scholarship information is exceptionally difficult. The vast majority of scholarship providers require applicants to have a social security number or proof of citizenship, limiting the number of good opportunities available to undocumented Americans.
    To try and help these hardworking students, we’ve combed our scholarship database to find awards for undocumented, international, and immigrant students. In addition, we’ve listed many great scholarships that our partners and friends have created specifically for undocumented students.

    • K.

      They can got to college but will have a difficult time finding working – especially if the Feds mandate E-Verify … which should already be the law

    • K.

      What school/scholarship is sponsoring this?

  • Pi

    Jordy is pretty tall for a hobbit.

  • K.

    i had an EE come into my office today saying that he and his family will have to survive off of tuna for awhile. He is the only person working and is making $700 bi -weekly.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      tuna’s not even that bad

      • K.

        i grew up eating tuna croquettes all the time bruh.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lol there is a scholarship for illegals that want to go to law school….wtf

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Drop it like it’s hot

    • Fun Boy 87

      When the pigs try and get at you

      • Fun Boy 87

        I got the rolly on my arm and I’m pouring don Juan and i roll the best weed cuz I got it going on…
        Moooooooooooossssssslley

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I want to be a baller

    • Matt Mosley 69

      20 inch bladles on the implamer

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Getting laid tonight

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I woke up late at about noon had to be in Compton soon

  • Matt Mosley 69

    4 and 3 and 2 and 1 when I’m on the mike suckers run

  • Fun Boy 87

    Matt mose and gormley g had to regulate

    • Matt Mosley 69

      You be the Prince and I’ll be the princess

      • Fun Boy 87

        I won’t contest

        • Matt Mosley 69

          It’s a love story

  • Fun Boy 87

    Camt be no geek off the street gotta be handy with the steel if you know what j mean

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m so drunk

  • Mark Gormley

    But… Is Pi still a dink Canadian faget?

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/TDkzGrT.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    The margins all fucked up. Good work, Mosley.

  • Bartz

    Morning

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi
  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ty Montgomery either a) never saw a pic of him that close up or b) put on a shit load of muscle.

    • Brew_City

      he’s always been ripped AF

    • Mr. Horse

      He’s a monster. One of the most physical players I’ve ever seen. He had an average of 7.7 yds after contact last season.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I just earned over $3,500 beating my meat on the toilet seat. Ask me how! Just log onto

    http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/ to find out how I did it!

  • Joe No

    I will be disappointed if montgomery doesnt have 3k all purpose yards this year.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley
  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    ignore the imposter vegas fag

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Oh, now there’s TWO of you??

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Brew_City

    why is it all tiny. What have you done Pi?

    • Mark Gormley

      Apart from his collection of Phil Spector style wigs made from pubes?

  • Mark Gormley

    This day needs to be over. I’m sick of Pi and his homersexual shit.

    • Joe No

      I can promise you tomorrow won’t bring change

  • Alias Number One™

    dafuq happened?

    • Mark Gormley

      Obama.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Bummmm

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo’s here?

  • Pi

    I’m here to get that booty.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuck you!

  • Mark Gormley
    • Fun Boy 87

      Igggggghh not him!!!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sorry lads just a bit busy as fuck.

  • Mark Gormley

    {Queeeeeeeeef.]

    • Fun Boy 87

      Sniff sniff

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, why does Pi suck so much?

    • Mark Gormley

      I mean, are all Canadians this bad?

      • Fun Boy 87

        He was aiiiite.

        • Fun Boy 87

          If he ate less I would of liked him.
          He ate like 10 dicks

          • Joe No

            Thats like a full bag of dicks

        • Mark Gormley

          He said you were “rebel scum.”

  • Fun Boy 87

    Uggggg&hb

  • Pi

    Jordy smells like Chicago.

  • Pi

    Gormley smells like used money.

    • Brew_City

      Brew smells like success and kush

  • Bartz

    Pi – fix the margins!!

    • Pi

      It’s being fixed gaybo. I don’t have a magic “fix the margins” button. I only have an Indian whip that is in action.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I smell like sugar and spice and everything nice

    • Bartz

      So you dunked your dick in Raider?

  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz took the time out of his busy schedule of murdering hookers and disposing of their bodies just to tell Pi to fix his site.

    • Bartz

      Damn straight!

  • Joe No

    I fully support the bears and vikings offseasons.

  • Mark Gormley

    The closet at Brew’s new place is roomy and it doesn’t have that foul odor of feces and dead bodies.

    • Brew_City

      yet

  • Alias Number One™

    This place is all fucked up!

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi won’t fix it because he hates freedom.

      • Mark Gormley

        He also really wants to get banged by Ted Cruz.

        • Alias Number One™

          I can see that.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    The girls on CB suck dilldos the wrong way

  • Hooza

    Wait, this site is available in Canada?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      For 1.99

  • Pi

    Good evening buttnuts.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m going to start murdering shitty drivers. The streets of Seattle will run red with the blood imbecilic motorists and cyclists.

      • Pi

        If you kill all the dumb people in Seattle, there will be no one left.

        • Mark Gormley

          Can I just hack off their arms so they’ll never be able to drive a car or ride a bike again?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hello

    • Pi

      Is it me you’re looking for?

      • Fun Boy 87

        I try. How r u

        • Pi

          Long week broski.
          How about yourself?

  • Mark Gormley

    Ugh… The dog chewed through his leash today with the dog walker and the GF must have thrown the backup leash out. I don’t want to go out in the world tonight.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, even Lanzo wouldn’t go this long without fixing the margins.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • Matt Mosley 69

    The boys in the hood are always hard

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/nBVWc5X.gif[/img]

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

    • Pi

      MHB?

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        spongebob you retard

        • Pi

          Sorry I’m not gay enough to watch a children’s cartoon.

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson and Jordy are now both high rep users.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      you’ll get there soon enough, mark

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t need your pity!!!

  • gravy_t

    lmfao, Kessel

  • Fun Boy 87

    Huh

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson and Pizo are cheating on each other.

  • Joe No

    Why are hockey players such shit athletes? How hard is it to put a tiny puck into a giant fucking net? Rodgers can throw a football thru a football size hole at 60 yards.

    • gravy_t

      It’s impolite to score too much in canada

    • Mark Gormley

      BANNED

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi once tried to seduce Bill Cosby, but it didn’t work. In fact, it fucked with Cosby’s mind so bad that he became a serial rapist.

    • Mark Gormley

      It should be noted that serial rapist is a different from a cereal rapist. If you need more information about cereal rapists, ask JoeZo.

      • Joe No

        I demolished a box in one sitting today

        • Mark Gormley

          And you didn’t even drugs to accomplish that.

          • Joe No

            Drugs are a waste of money. Save that money for a jet ski, no one is ever sad on a jet ski.

  • gravy_t

    ha!

  • Joe No

    Those zombies are just gonna be hungry again in 30 min
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/JkLZOGd.gif[/img]

  • Pi

    The NFL isn’t even a contact sport anymore.

    • gravy_t

      Could someone just score already? Some of us have to get up at 4

      • Pi

        Crosby in double OT.

  • gravy_t

    TJ Lang ✔ @TJLang70
    Boy these penguin fans will be embarrassed when they realize the puck was on top of the net.. yet again, they are penguin fans.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, you should share that Trailer Park Boys I sent you this morning.

  • gravy_t

    Congrats, Pi. At least being a Lions fan, you still have the Pengs to root for

  • Pi
  • Pi

    You’re next Okxcy.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pi.

  • okxcy

    Pi wants to get smashed

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Bartz
  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hi