FAP Is Dying… What Do You Want To Happen?

So it seems all you filthy Jews have gotten real lives.

I see the analytics and you guys still all come by and don’t comment.

What do you want to happen with the site?

There are a few possible things we can do.

  1. Let it burn to the ground. The same way America handled Detroit.
  2. Come back. Breathe some new life into this place. If this is what you guys want, I need your help.
  3. Turn over the keys to SKA. Bring everybody back and have one last hurrah. One big final goodbye party with all our internet bros.

No matter what. Thank you guys for all your awesome friendship and jokes over the years.

What do you want to happen?

Just being real with you mofos. I’m about to do a cross country road trip and I won’t be able to be on here much the next few weeks. It’s a lot of thankless hours to run a website that pays exactly zero dollars.

Leave a comment below.

  • okxcy

    post more ( . Y . )

  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    I blame mosley

  • hawkshaw

    leinenkugels snowdrift and blackberry of course

    • hawkshaw

      i say keep the site open and burn pi

      • hawkshaw

        aw shit, igloos don’t burn

  • hawkshaw

    i will admit i have been slow on posting during the week lately ,but so has everybody else ,well maybe not the tree fornicator

    • hawkshaw

      okxcy and gorms are doing there part

  • hawkshaw

    well pi let the lease run out ,we can still post till then ,in the meantime we can go ruin keals site

    • okxcy

      wat?

      • hawkshaw

        i know ,i would rather have our own site

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Never trust the natives.

    • hawkshaw

      or long haired canadians ,hippie scum

  • okxcy

    if anything we’ll make ska great again

  • hawkshaw

    when is the monthly fee due pi ?

  • hawkshaw

    this downhill trend started when jordy moved to the suburbs

  • hawkshaw

    ok first ska post , don’t you know that pi is beibers older brother

  • hawkshaw

    be back later ,when drunker ,gormley is still in traffic

    • hawkshaw

      siouex eat pugs

      • hawkshaw

        siouex means snake in ojibwe

  • hawkshaw

    gravy has a wondering eye and palsy

    • And that’s his good eye.

      • hawkshaw

        ha ,calla come for the death throes ,long time seal

        • Long time indeed. I check in from time to time. We had some good times.

          • hawkshaw

            yes indeed friend ,still in florida

          • Yeah, still in Florida. Every time I think of moving I think about how bad the drivers are up north.

          • hawkshaw

            up north to me is lake superior

  • okxcy

    whatup warvette?

    • Nah not Warv. It’s seal. Just thought I’d stop by and say hi before you shut the lights off

  • hawkshaw

    do you post anywhere calla ,lately

    • Not much. ESPN boards daily. Lol I love messing with those asshats.

      • hawkshaw

        ke rist , do you have a secret name to post with ,espn is still the same

        • hawkshaw

          don’t they use facebook

        • No no, I use my real name. People think it’s a fake profile which is hilarious.

  • hawkshaw

    guisppe angeleno ?

  • hawkshaw

    miss talking with you bud ,thats what has happened lately here

  • hawkshaw

    pi ,has yellow on his igloo

  • hawkshaw

    well seal packers are ahead of the bears

    • Barely. Lol without Rodgers you guys look like the bears

      • hawkshaw

        whaaa ,we have hunddly balls

  • hawkshaw

    ok den , move clay inside reduced contract ,dunp jordy ,pay davante

  • hawkshaw

    sled dogs turn on pi and gang rape him

  • hawkshaw

    canadian goverment declares itilians a invasive species

  • hawkshaw

    okxycs balls drag the griund

    • okxcy

      at least I still have balls

      • hawkshaw

        and stand tall

  • hawkshaw

    pine dust infects gormleys lungs

  • hawkshaw

    nuts like cannonballs

  • hawkshaw

    warvett was a witness ,pi copulated with a moose

    • hawkshaw

      warvette took seconds

  • hawkshaw

    tuba street muscian

  • hawkshaw

    golden boy

  • hawkshaw

    hebrew hammer

  • hawkshaw

    ojibwe attack at dawn

  • hawkshaw

    known fact that ojbwe have huge peni

  • hawkshaw

    huh , spotted cow a good beer

  • hawkshaw

    hairy eurpeon stinky settlers

    • hawkshaw

      wash once a year

  • Chris Keal

    Jesus this is sad. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gloating, being sarcastic or anything like that. I’ll make you fags an NFCN page if you want. Pi did what he could and now he has to “travel the country” and “not spend thankless hours”. Lucky for you, my site costs me $30 a month, I don’t do shit and also DGAF about what happens. Anyways,… farewell FAP, I did truly love you. Pi,.. you my nigga in the north. Always and forever,… your boyfriend,.. Keal.

  • Vegas

    how the mighty have fallen

  • Vegas

    Come to SKA okxcy

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Don’t give in to the liberal media, Pi.

    • okxcy

      he should sell to the koch’s

  • Gubby

    Well Pi, my two cents (American! none of that phony canadien currency.) Without new blood and starting with a rather small group the end was inevitable. I’m not a search engine savy guy so I have no idea how one would get new blood or how this sort of group can be welcoming to newcomers while maintaining the ruthless irreverence that is so much of the identity. The choice seems now to either prolong the death rattle, possibly with some flare, or fold into SKA. I’ve been hanging out at SKA since the start of the football season. There was an adjustment period but all in all they are just some ESPN castoffs like we were and basically likable chaps. Most of them are into the cuckhold lifestyle and know very little about football, but it’s easy to look past that when they talk about politics. Personally, it would be nice if there was a NFCN section at SKA. I know Keal is too cool to ever step on your toes and I know you are too cool to abandon the folks here, but the time has probably come for one, or both, of you to be an asshole. Thanks Pi for creating a sort of home here for us for a while. It’s been very Candian of you.

    Love, Gubby

    • JoeNo

      Of course they know little of football, they root for the nfcw

  • okxcy

    our injun might be the last (sub)human left standing here

    • JoeNo

      We must not have put enough smallpox in his christmas gift

  • JoeNo

    Its obviously the non mod posters fault

  • w F a U r C v K e Y t O t U e

    You should have listened to me, dickface. Also: who takes a cross-country (which country??) road trip in winter?

    • Mr. Horse

      Yeah, Pi thought content was irrelevant, and that making me a moderator was key to the blog’s longevity. What a fucking retarded dumbass. I’m talking about myself, but Pi too.

  • K.

    But i love you, hoes!

  • K.

    I’ve been busy. To be honest, I don’t come on the internet like i use to and my football watching as significantly declined. I’m cool with letting it fold and joining SKA

  • K.

    Hi, horsey <3

  • K.

    And 87 is in school and shit so he is never on here. That’s my dawg.

  • K.

    Damn. I’m like emotional now… We, NFCN, go back a good 10 years…

    • K.

      I was in HS when I met y’all fools

      • K.

        And a virgin

        • K.

          sorta…

          • K.

            actually, not really.

          • Mr. Horse

            Call me baby.

  • K.

    Either way, it’s been fun. Lots of great laughs. See you on the other side.

  • okxcy

    Go Badgers!

  • Mr. Horse

    Thai catfish basil curry.
    Over & out.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Go Anus!

  • Jordy Nelsun

    Hello

  • Jordy Nelsun

    So yes I’ve been actually oddly enough so busy the only time I actually internet for leasure is when I’m shitting which these days have been barely
    But I’ve been busy with school as you know and working and around the house I finally finished re doing my bathroom
    Also on any free time I do have I’m being gay and hanging out at a gym. I want to keep in touch with y’all still and we will know ska will be around either way

  • gravy_t

    Don’t let this bish die

  • gravy_t

    also, anyone got a better link to the gayme?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    LOL LIONS.

  • gravy_t

    Shut up, Mosley

  • okxcy

    Jordy isn’t shitting enough anymore

  • Jordy Nelsun

    54 yards huh

  • Jordy Nelsun

    What is the offensive game plan now don’t throw

    • Mr. Horse

      JFC. 3rd & 1, running game on fire, season on the line, throw a sideline pass from fucking shotgun.

  • okxcy

    Woohoo!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    LOL LOINS

    • Joe No

      PI is currently busy
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/Gixeya9.gif[/img]

  • Jordy Nelsun

    Horse I was paying attention to the game online I saw hundley was 13 attempts at half and at 4th KFC

    • Joe No

      I can’t remember the last time a Packers QB had under 100 passing in a win. I assume it was Horse was still under the social security age.

  • Jordy Nelsun

    Should of kept Tyson hill niggas making plays on ST

  • Vegas

    Horse, you’re wanted at SKA

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    FIRE CALDWELL!!!!

    • JoeNo

      Would you have to fire the podium as well?

  • Alias Number One™

    Yo fuckers!

  • Alias Number One™

    Pi is pulling the FAPPPPlug?

  • Hooza

    Is this still a thing?

  • Hooza

    Maybe it’s time to start looking beyond the lgbtq community for participants here.

    • JoeNo

      Ignoring warvette is what started the problem

    • Every time I’m out they pull me back in.

  • Jordy Nelsun

    Maybe we should all pull a hale bop comet and kill ourselves for wearing Nike Cortez

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Ass pewp.

  • K.

    So when is our last day?

    • Joe No

      PI will pull the plug when he realizes the Lions aren’t going anywhere. Somehow he missed the 1954 deadline.

  • Alias Number One™

    Hello, hello, hello….

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Greetings from the wood capital of America.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Are the Lions seriously going to can Caldwell if McDaniels winks at them? Answer me, Pi!

    • Joe No

      PI is super busy
      [img]https://i.imgur.com/ncAWf6x.gif[/img]

  • Mr. Horse
  • Alias Number One™

    Word niggas!

  • Hooza

    Or maybe Hillary Clinton is killing us off one by one.

    • Joe No

      She doesn’t kill she takes removes and devours the soul….then she kills.

  • Alias Number One™

    So that’s it then…

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Hello buttholes.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    yo

  • hawkshaw

    ice ,two olives and ketel one

  • hawkshaw

    canadian buttholes are bigger ,it’s the moose

  • hawkshaw

    bunch of crossed-eyed nancy’s

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I spotted a good looking tree the other day.

  • hawkshaw

    ok ,white populace ,you could shave with any of my blades

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Is this your way of threatening to cut Pi’s head off?

      • hawkshaw

        no need the german skirt has de-nutted him already

  • hawkshaw

    tree plantings on seatle streets are dying ,blight ,mold or gormley

  • hawkshaw

    hey gorms ,that dog has to be bigger then your tuba by now

  • hawkshaw

    my youngest lads birthday today ,he turned 26

  • hawkshaw

    don’t order fish from a mexican resturant or a steak

  • hawkshaw

    a knive just feels better with a wood handle ,you can feel it

  • hawkshaw

    any of you fools dress a deer at thirty below ,i have

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I dressed a deer once and was awful at it. Probably didn’t help that my Dad was the one showing me how to do it and he absolutely hated it.

      • hawkshaw

        it can be messy

        • hawkshaw

          don’t puncture the stomach or the bladder

  • hawkshaw

    spotted cow ,only sold in wisconsin

    • hawkshaw

      think i will have another

  • hawkshaw

    start from lower stomach ,split skin to breastbone ,split breastbone ,

  • hawkshaw

    roll dder on side ,guts should spill out ,there is a membrane between lung and gut ,cut that out and save heart

  • hawkshaw

    course white men are gut shooters so this could be really messy

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Go anus!

    • Hooza

      Moar anus.

  • okxcy 4.5

    Ladies

  • hawkshaw

    italialians have short peni ,thats why they form a mob or move to canada

  • hawkshaw

    us forest service says there is only 10 % of virgin timber left in the usa , fucking gormely

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Fake news!

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        I’m a God-fearing family man.

        • hawkshaw

          i heard you where a outlaw , in younger days

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I liked to have fun just like your average American boy.

          • hawkshaw

            your average american boy doesn’t create sawdust

          • hawkshaw

            smell of wood chips or a glimpse of panties

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            How dare you look down your nose at Christians, sir. You Coastal Elites don’t understand real America.

  • hawkshaw

    he ,he does your women just stand there

    • hawkshaw

      ah ,ha.ha.ah

  • hawkshaw

    naked man playing a tuba should excite a average american girl

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      There was a Salvation Army brass band playing Christmas songs outside of the grocery store this evening. If only I’d brought my tuba…

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        But it’s too cold to play naked.

        • hawkshaw

          you might have upped the donations

  • hawkshaw

    how did they sound jazzy ,

  • hawkshaw

    canadian penis cold

  • hawkshaw

    GOT WOOD ?

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Go Giants!

  • Mr. Horse

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Have yo’ self a game, Eli.

  • gravy_t

    WOOOoooOOOOO

  • Joe No

    I guess a win is a win, but man beating the browns shouldn’t be this hard.
    https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/939968604849684480

  • Joe No

    PI must be sweating, with the browns closing in on his lions record.

    • okxcy 4.5

      his ass his always sweaty

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Stupid Loins. They had one job.

  • DallasCowboysSux

    It’s Mosley’s fault…

  • Hooza

    What’s everybody doing? Besides not posting comments.

    • Mr. Horse

      Not drinking yet.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here for the peace and quiet.

  • Alias Number One™

    Not a fucking peep for 24 hours?

  • Hooza

    FAP is dead > Tebow

  • Mr. Horse

    Rodgers cleared to play.

  • Joe No

    [img]https://i.imgur.com/12UoDH4.jpg[/img]

  • Bartz

    I luv you Pi. I commented see

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Good evening, butt-horns.

  • Lisa Abuses Everything

    Who here has had buttsex with Gormley? Asking for a friend.

    • Bartz

      I heard Warvette wanted to use a dildo on himself and asked Gormley to do it.

      • Lisa Abuses Everything

        True story

    • okxcy 4.5

      It’s easier to count who hasn’t
      Which would be 0

  • okxcy 4.5
    • Joe No

      Thats exactly how I picture Gormley

      • okxcy 4.5

        his pants are tighter

  • I’d rather Aaron stay home than play. Another year no Super Bowl anyways. He’s already broke both collarbones so he can check that off the bucket list.

    • Alias Number One™

      I thought you were dead!

      • Same.

        • Alias Number One™

          Nice to know you’re still chillin! Stop by once in a while mang!

  • Alias Number One™

    A Seal sighting.
    *looks for club

  • Alias Number One™

    We are dying CallaSeal!

    • I see that. Every decision is a 1 or a 0. So what’s it to be? Dissolve or build it back?

      • Joe No

        You’re a zero

        • If I want any lip from you I’ll scrape it off my zipper

      • okxcy 4.5

        fire all the things

      • Alias Number One™

        Build!

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Balls and anus to you all.

  • Bartz

    Off to go pay the tax man!

  • Alias Number One™

    Happy Friday Fuckers!

  • hawkshaw

    eving buttholes

  • hawkshaw

    sacred comeback of rodgers ,defense still sucks

  • hawkshaw

    oh ,hey ,your rush ends and cb looked; good against cleveland

  • hawkshaw

    are you gonna leave the last man standing a ojibwa

    • hawkshaw

      he,eat me PI

  • hawkshaw

    keel has created a nfcn site ,los lobos

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Balls.

  • warvette. just warvette.

    Jeesuschrist, I just hate to see you fuckers suffer like this. So I’m going to not look.

    • Hooza

      The bathroom’s been out of toilet paper since you left.

  • okxcy 4.5

    juice

  • hawkshaw

    want to suffer .look at your penis warvette

    • hawkshaw

      ah,ha,ha,ha

  • hawkshaw

    who’s to disagree a canuck ,ojibwe are godly

  • hawkshaw

    well we are back to stranger in a strange land ,goodbye rangers

  • Chris Keal

    Just stop it already. This is ridiculous. It took me 3 finger swipes to scroll down to the comment I made THIRTEEN DAYS AGO.

    • Chris Keal

      Love you guys tho.