• warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    good interview, keal.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Can’t hear podcastbon my phone or download. Gay homo.

  • Okxzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ http://i.imgur.com/EZQh6F2.jpg

  • This has to be permanent in every article until hanukkah is over with.

    http://i.imgur.com/IWGpQtK.gif

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Told my boss in quitting. She seemed mad. And shocked.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Then I put on my Santa suit.
    http://i.imgur.com/IWGpQtK.gif

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I think lanzo done us wrong. He is supposed to be doing a FAP video again but is *busy at work* … Pff

  • Okxzo

    jordy are you holding a sign at college gameday?

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    =-O

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Disco girls fart I miss spelled it.
    (Shitty cocaine)

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Does that other sign say grab em by their badger?

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Should I pull a Houdini and just walk out. Ummm

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Arthritis is acting up today

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Fixed the podcast so you kids can not listen.

  • 4everalegend

    Dark Lord Pizo As soon as I heard how high you were, I shut the podcast down.

    If I really wanted to experience someone who is high, I’d have one of my LSD flashbacks.

  • 4everalegend

    WI Badger Big Ten championship game tonight against Penn State.

    Prolly won’t get them in the final four but would be a nice festoon to a great year.

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    pi, where’s the fapcast intro? lazy bitch. also: go to rehab

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    also: you fucking geeks are boring

  • 4everalegend

    Lanzo, you just make me tired. Sick too.
    In fact you make me sick AND tired.

    Have a nice day!

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    4everalegend you:

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids
  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids http://i.imgur.com/IWGpQtK.gif

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    gormzo why didn’t you let pi talk?

  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  He was high as fuck.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids
    Nobody wants to listen to me when they can hear the silky smooth Jazz voice of the man with an uncut barbarian cock.

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids
  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    kidding. it’s an old one

  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  Just like your wangzo.

  • 4everalegend

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids You’ve heard of bull pooh. Meet goat pooh!

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids
  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  You guys have fun.

  • 4everalegend

    Time for a public service announcement.

    Oh Hilary! The election is over.

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    gormzo: “the orange juice has gone bad”. gormzo’z grandfather: “your FACE has gone bad”

  • 4everalegend

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids Sounds pretty cheeky to me.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  Had he actually said that, he would have been correct.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Lanzo and Gormzo sitting in a tree.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    The story ends with them both writing an article that no one reads.

  • лошадь

    On this day one year ago,
    TD 0:00
    Richard Rodgers 61 Yd pass from Aaron Rodgers
    4 plays, 79 yards, 0:23

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    Dark Lord Pizo

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    лошадь

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Pizo, I tried calling your new phone number but there was no answer.  Are you sure the number is 1-888-DEAD-JEW?

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    Markzo Gormzo

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Markzo Gormzo
    I changed to 1-888-JEW2JEW

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    ok, the nerdcast finally ended up in a gay bar. shocking.

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    oh and now: “have i ever told you the story of…”

  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  Shut up, Captain Meetflaps.

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    i want my 54 minutes back

  • Markzo Gormzo

    warvette’s just doing it for the kids  No refunds.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ
  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Like 10 more minutes and I’m going on strike. In gonna do a walk out.

  • 4everalegend

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ Not again!

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I’m out for a smoke break. Not on break.
    WHAT ARE THEY GINNA DO FIRE ME?!

  • warvette’s just doing it for the kids

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ

  • 4everalegend

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ So you finally have become independently wealthy!

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Kramer style

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    *WELL I QUIT*

  • 4everalegend

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ It’s been done…

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Im quitting today anyways already told em

  • Markzo Gormzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  Lanzo has never had a job, so he has never been fired.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    But he has quit as soon. As the interview was over and they said you’re hired.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Well lanzo. It appears you do have some amature gay film background that is ASStronomical … You are hired for the scene.
    *I quit*

  • Markzo Gormzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  He’s been blackballed.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    He’s always talking about being a film extra. I found the truth

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    He is usually in the bondage suit tied to a wall in the background getting whipped by a boy in a goat costume

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Ok brb I’m gonna go finish this last bale and bounce

  • лошадь

    Jadeveon Clowney is out tomorrow in Green Bay.

  • 4everalegend

    лошадь Seems Texans has injury issues all the time.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hiii

  • CoocheyPoochey

    Hiii

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Clowney is a clown

  • лошадь

    Lang is OUT. =>

  • лошадь

    https://disqus.com/by/zedzedley/ • http://www.packers.com/news-and-events/article-press-release/article-1/Injury-updates-Randall-questionable-vs-Texans/28910118-f72c-44ca-ae76-01d0f3f58f63?campaign=sf44724937_TW_C-Content-GB_CT-Press+Release-GB_sf44724937#comment-3033283149
    There’s a bunch of overpaid under performing players on this team. They need to #FireThompson so that Elliot Wolf can rebuild this team with some explosive game changers, This team has stagnated.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Gormley sings you’re my best friend by queen to lanzo every night to sleep

  • Okxzo

    there is a black canadian on the nashville hockey team
    rarer than a unicorn

  • лошадь

    Fuck, Randall probably won’t play. Even Osweiler could have a big day.
    Demetri Goodson on IR and activated Makinton Dorleant.

  • лошадь Who did they activate??

  • Okxzo

    Bartz118 лошадь
    Don’t you know Makinton Dorleant?
    Future HOFer

  • Okxzo Bartz118 лошадь Silly me!!

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Makiton dorleant is like a 5 foot 9 120lb Ethiopian looking mother fucker.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Fuckin’ Lanzo…

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Ah got my whip started thank god.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Just need a new tire and my pernit/breathalyzer and I’m good to go.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  You could just ride a big wheel like Lanzo.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hahahaha

  • Markzo Gormzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    My shits bump in too with the new phone.
    Marylin manzo

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Lanzo will be stealing alot of bikes today at his school

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Come back you cock whores.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    How long before Lanzo starts getting bullied by some nine year olds?

  • hawkshaw

    Dark Lord Pizo check in  and our maste bater is here

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    hawkshaw Dark Lord Pizo
    Pull up a bar stool and tell us your problems with white people.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    For what it’s worth, I agree with hawkshaw. White people are the worst.

  • hawkshaw

    Dark Lord Pizo at least they don;y have to bleach the  ANUS

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Worse than the Jews?

  • hawkshaw

    Markzo Gormzo hard to hide yellow snow in a igloo

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    A day in the life of Gormzo.
    http://i.imgur.com/u4X9y1k.jpg

  • hawkshaw

    go wisconsin

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Go hawkshaw

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I shall watch the sconie game as well

  • hawkshaw

    gorms will be watching some obscure band concert ,pi will be watching 80 year old strippers

  • Markzo Gormzo
  • hawkshaw

    jordy will be watching his toilet bowl

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Lanzo has goat shit in his beard.

  • hawkshaw

    upgrade bitchs  ,coors and brandy

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Upgrade lol

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hawkshaw you drink like a 18 year old frat boy

  • hawkshaw

    warv will be watching a goats back

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  you bet

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hawkshaw do your friends hit you in the arse with a paddle and stick stuff up your butt

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  only if they want to die

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    One of my good friends got engaged last night . Jesus.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    You threaten to kill them if they don’t?

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  fool ,congatulations for him

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I knew he was going to he told me a few weeks ago when he got the ok.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I did I told him like 3 times in really proud of him. He’s 4 years younger then me but I’ve known him since he was like 13

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Me and him lived with each other. It was nothing but booze bitches and blow. He usually got with the girls my age tho and I got with the girls his age

  • hawkshaw

    had a buddy tell me he had to get married ,best blow job ever ,she was ugly

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    =-O
    Your buddy married lanzo?!

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  ha

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    How could someone be proud to be a Penn state fan.
    You guys had a cho mo. Couch and couches that backed him up on it.

  • hawkshaw

    pizza hut sucks

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    If you are going chain. Can’t beat little Caesar’s 5$ pizza.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    If you are gonna pay for shitty pizza might as well not get gyped

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ other boy said dominos was good

  • Okxzo

    lou’s or homemade

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    That’s one pizza I’ve had MAYBE 4 times in my life.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    ^^^^ this guy knows ^^^^

  • hawkshaw

    young son got sucked in by commercial ,told him we would order pizza for badger game

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Lol

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hawkshaw shoulda spent 90$ on getting a lous pizza over night delivered to you

  • hawkshaw

    and the hell of it is a couple bars around here make great pizza

  • Okxzo

    i’m going to drive up to chicago one weekend and have lou’s with jordy

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I like making home made pizza now with these like 12inch pitas we get
    I hate having to pay 4$ extra for like 8 slices of green pepper..

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Ill just shove my face in it.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    (Despite being a kinda Italian ish area…the pizza in our suburb blows)

  • Okxzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Oxcy would you ever go to Detroit to eat Detroit pizza with pie

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Hahaha

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Fucking randzo

  • Okxzo

    every pizza comes with a free side of aids

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Lanzo eats pizza with scallops on it and other seafood Bullshit

  • Okxzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ
    well lanzo is a faget so this does not surprise me

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Lanzo loves Pizza Hut.

  • hawkshaw

    blubber pizza with a maple syrup base

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Ill take the limberger cheese pizza with clam white sauce on a squid ink dough with scallops and fennel and kale – lanzo

  • Okxzo

    pi gets extra cheese

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Frumunda ya nut?

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    And a Pellegrino water

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I had this odor absorber in my truck.
    And it like sucks moister also.
    I spilled the damn thing when I got in.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    hawkshaw
    I’ll take 3.14 of them.

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Pizza Hut is greasier than Jordy’s unwashed butthole.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Do you ever throw black people at Mexicans?

  • hawkshaw

    does canuckistan even have pizza hut

  • Okxzo

    Markzo Gormzo
    literally the only reason he ever comes to america

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Oh ya I always forget how pizza hut pizza expands over night because of how much grease it has

  • hawkshaw

    kinda hard to deliver when you nearest customer is 60 miles away

  • hawkshaw

    actually can;t stand pizza  ,had a bread stick thou

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Coradell fatterson

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I ordered pizza hut when I was drunk like 4 years ago during a packerplay off game and fell asleep before it came

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Whut the

  • hawkshaw

    nobody makes a venison pizza

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Good point no one makes a rabbit pizza either

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Now I wanna make hassenpfeffer

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Lanzo does.

  • hawkshaw

    Markzo Gormzo  moose

  • hawkshaw

    Markzo Gormzo  baby seal

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Gonna have to set up my rabbit snares

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  30-06

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  works for squirrels

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Woudlbt tat like blow it apart?

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Nobody in Chicago makes a good pizza. There I said it.

  • Okxzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ
    sometimes all you want is pink mist

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I took my like back and flagged this

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Bartz poisons deer using a salt lick in his backyard.

  • hawkshaw

    goofy buddy came over today ,pulled the bolt back on his 10-22 ,could’nt get it closed

  • Okxzo

    Dark Lord Pizo
    agreed, all pi’s are shit in Chicago, Canada

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ
  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Wait isn’t a .30 06 bullet big?

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ sure

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Yes or no

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ plenty for rabbits ,especially a horned one

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Ill just ask my dad

  • hawkshaw

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ maybe  , 338 mag

  • Okxzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ
    deer size

  • hawkshaw

    rabbits will charge

  • Markzo Gormzo

    hawkshaw  Even for sex?

  • hawkshaw

    Markzo Gormzo hawkshaw especially

  • лошадь

    4. This is the best step! Grab a few kinds of your favorite vegan cheese and sprinkle them all over your pie. My personal favorite is Daiya mozzarella with a smattering of GO Veggie! parmesanbsprinkled on top and over the crust.
    AnimalLover September 26, 2013 at 10:50 AM
    This is great, I have tried it but used Tofu instead of cheese. I think that it goes to show that being a Vegan doesn’t mean you have to miss out on anything whether it be pizza or chocolate, we can eat whatever we want just like everyone else.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Lanzo usually pays with a bounced check

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I just frowned

  • hawkshaw

    лошадь per lanzo

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Per pie

  • лошадь

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ You have to bake it at 550 for the rubber to melt.

  • hawkshaw

    back later homos  ,GO WISCONSIN

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Tofu cheese on a soy paste with sietan

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Fuck horse.
    One time my ex asked If I wanted to go out for dinner and I was like ok where should I meet you (we were broken up at the time) she told me some place a few blocks from my pad. Had no idea it was 110% strictly vegan.
    I ordered like 5 things in hopes to find one that was decent and the fucker waiter was like oh someone must be hungry I responded “no I just want something that tastes like normal food”
    Turns out I was furious and took 1 bite of each thing and didn’t eat

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Pizo is a Thai ladyboy.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Then was told “things never change you still make every situation bad”

  • лошадь

    Homemade Vegan Bacon
    Ingredients:1/2 cup dried adzuki beans or other small red beans1/3 cup hulled wholegrain http://www.edenfoods.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=113040 (not buckwheat flour)1 teaspoon onion powder1 teaspoon hickory liquid smoke4 teaspoons nutritional yeast1 teaspoon smoked paprika1 tablespoon Braggs Liquid Aminos (May be substituted with soy sauce)1/2 teaspoon kosher salt2 teaspoons tomato paste1 teaspoon coconut oil2 teaspoons maple syrup
    Rinse the beans and buckwheat,  place in large bowl covered with several inches of cold filtered water; let soak overnight.
    [UPDATE: Several people have asked if it’s okay to bake the beans and buckwheat, as the recipe suggests, even without having boiled them, as boiling is the usual cooking method for beans and is known to remove most of the toxins in uncooked beans. While we’ve never had any problems with the soaking-and-baking (not boiling) method, and have seen the same method used for black-eyed peas in Alicia Silverstone’s The Kind Diet, you can pre-cook the beans and buckwheat by boiling if you’d prefer to do so.]
    Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
    Strain the soaked beans and buckwheat and rinse.  Place in the bowl of a food processor.  Add the onion powder, liquid smoke, nutritional yeast, smoked paprika, aminos or soy sauce, salt, tomato paste, coconut oil, and maple syrup.  Pulse several times to combine, scrape down the sides and bottom of bowl and continue pulsing until uniform but not as pureed as hummus.
    Line a 9×13 casserole dish with parchment paper and coat pan with baking spray.  Place bacon mixture in pan and spread as much as possible with a spatula.  To get the mixture very thin and evenly spread, spray another piece of parchment paper lightly with baking spray and press the paper on top of the mixture and flatten with your hands.  Remove and discard the top piece of parchment paper, then use a spatula to spread over and fill in any bare spots.
    Bake for 10 minutes.  Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes, then slice into 24 strips, about 1 inch by 4 inches (Do this by making one lengthwise cut down the center, and then twelve cuts across the shorter side).  Remove the strips with a small spatula.
    Heat a tablespoon of oil in a frying pan on medium-high heat.  Fry the bacon slices for 2-3 minutes, flipping once.  Alternatively, before frying, you can freeze the bacon, then fry when ready to serve (no need to thaw first).

  • лошадь

    Caption: Pig-free and homemade
    http://i.imgur.com/1nnX9EXl.png

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    What is any of that

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Vegans are the worst. And half are fucking obese fat fucks

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    “Its healthy because its vegan”
    But deep fried and breaded. Yes.

  • лошадь

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ with lots of chemicals

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    *frowns* :€

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Tips for going vegan?
    Alright, I’m already a vegetarian, and I really want to go vegan. I’m not forcing myself to do it, from the bottom of my heart, I really want to be a vegan. So, I had a few questions:
    – How did you deal with any cravings for diary when you first became vegan?
    – Is it easy to find brands that don’t test on animals in CVS and stuff? How can I tell if a store’s name brand tests on animals?
    – What do you do in a situation where your at a ice cream shop or pizza place with friends?
    – Do most vegans eat sugar and honey? Is it your choice as a vegan whether or not to eat sugar and honey?
    – What websites have the best vegan recipes?
    – Is it hard being vegan sometimes, like when it comes to eating at restaurants and shopping for makeup and stuff?

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Who cares if make up was tested on an animal.
    Imangine a goat wearing make up.
    (Oh shit sorry lanzo. Don’t get all HARD on us)

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I personally decided to go vegan a long time ago. I am 16 so my mom still says it’s bad. I know it’s bad for me since I am still growing but I take vitamins and other supplements everyday to help me. I just can’t stand milk or any dairy products. I can’t eat eggs because I never like them. I mean when you drink milk no one ever thinks that your drinking a substance from another animal which is pretty grows if you really think about it

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Why is being vegan bad for you I thought it was good
    Fucking idiot 16 year old

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    I know heroin is bad for me. But I still do it.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ  Lanzo says that shit is too dangerous.  That’s why he sticks to meth.

  • лошадь

    This is from a vegan restaurant in Windsor. You know Pi has eaten there.
    http://i.imgur.com/7jWqSEnl.png

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    What the fuck is hemp hearts and walnut kale meat

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    лошадь
    Haha. Yes I most definitely have.

  • лошадь

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Just guessing, walnut kale meat is probably their version of walrus butt.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    LOL
    Tacos
    Lettuce shells
    Isn’t that a lettuce wrap?

  • Dark Lord Pizo

    Carrots And Dates is fucking delicious. You’re all Satan.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    Gotta be high as a kite to eat that shit.

  • лошадь

    87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    A lettuce wrap with walnut kale “meat” for $11.75?  No shit.

  • Markzo Gormzo

    Pizo is a real vegan’s vegan.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    You guys can eat mushroom.s grown in shit might as well eat shit.

  • 87 müñgœ jørdŷ

    *mashes up walnuts and kale with some water*
    Here is your meat