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Davante Adams Overpaid.

 

Packers give Davante Adams massive contract extension

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Davante Adams isn’t playing this week, and the Packers aren’t playing for anything. But they’re not playing around.

According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the Packers are giving the young wide receiver a long-term contract extension which will be worth around $14 million a year.

The deal will reportedly be for four or five years, and represents a huge investment for the future for a team that has generally taken care of its own receivers.

They’ve also committed to Randall Cobb and Jordy Nelson in recent years, though this might not be a good sign for Cobb’s future.

Adams is out this week with a concussion, but caught 74 passes for 885 yards and 10 touchdowns this year, impressive since that was partially without Aaron Rodgers.

The former second-round pick would have been a free agent, and would have been a sought-after target, if the Packers had let him get to the market.

Gruden Gets More Money Than Jesus

R8R Rubs One Out

Gruden’s contract should shake up coaching market

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Jon Gruden hasn’t coached in nine years. Over the final six years of his career, he lost six more games than he won, at 45-51.

And yet he’ll make $100 million over the next 10 years.

Without knowing how much of the deal is guaranteed, it’s impossible to know whether it’s a firm $100 million. It benefits both sides to create the impression that Gruden is committed to the team, and the team is committed to him, for as long as John Madden coached the team.

It also benefits other coaches to generate the impression that Gruden is making $10 million per year, even if the reality is that the deal is backloaded with non-guaranteed money that drives up the average payout in the guaranteed years. A decade ago, it seemed inevitable that the going rate for accomplished coaches would soar past $10 million per year. Gruden’s deal will give other coaches a basis for arguing for more than whatever has been offered — especially if those coaches have a winning record and/or more than one Super Bowl appearance.

Really, if Gruden is worth $10 million per year (assuming that’s the real number), how much is Bill Belichick worth? Would it be $20 million? More?

Apart from those who’d be worth more than Gruden, having him at $10 million per year (assuming that’s the real number) should helped coaches with less experience. Which comes in handy as five other jobs soon will be filled.

Given that the Gruden details undoubtedly will be used to help other coaches in their own talks, don’t be shocked if more details emerge about Gruden’s actual deal, given that it will benefit other teams for the truth to come out — if the truth is that someone is puffing the numbers in order to make the Gruden contract look better than it is.

Ted Thompson sucks.

 

Packers announce Ted Thompson out as G.M., now a “senior advisor”

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The Packers have made it official: Ted Thompson has been pushed out as General Manager and kicked upstairs to another job within the organization.

Although the team’s official announcement called it a “transition to a role as senior advisor to football operations,” Thompson is reportedly being pushed out at the behest of the Packers’ board of directors.

“It’s been a great honor to serve as the Green Bay Packers’ general manager for the past 13 years,” Thompson said in a statement. “This is a special place and we’ve had some success along the way.”

The Packers are now in the process of searching for a new G.M., who will be hired by team President/CEO Mark Murphy.

 

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jimmy Gayrodrumphole

    Fuck this shit, I’m here for the faggot moderators, not the actual things that actually give someone something to talk about!

  • Henry He

    Yoo

  • Mr. Horse

    “The Green Bay Packers aren’t gonna win a whole lot with Aaron Rodgers playing quarterback unless things change drastically.” Cris Collinsworth during the Packers – Cowboys broadcast in 2007.

    • Henry He

      Teehehehe

  • Henry He

    I wanna wear a chicken wing on my head like those buffalo bill fans

    • Mr. Horse

      U should wear a Chicago deep dish pizza hat.

  • Henry He

    What has everyone been up to

    • Mr. Horse

      UHHHHHHHHHHHH
      Ignoring angry Packers fan blogs.

      • Henry He

        Sounds like fun why is everyone so angry

        • Mr. Horse

          BECAUSE MM IS STILL COUCH & MARK MURPHY IS STILL THERE

          • Mr. Horse

            Now everybody’s pissed because JOHN SCHNEIDER hasn’t been hired for GM yet, even though they wanted everyone fired because GB didn’t win the SB & Schneider’s team didn’t make the playoffs.

          • Henry He

            Schneider is a fag tho

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Jordy + Horse = awesome blog.

    • Henry He

      Balls

  • Henry He

    Pie are you back in canuckida

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I’m in San Diego right now. About to go to a Hollywood charity event.

  • Henry He

    Iam super super super genius iam mentally stable

    The fucking guy is about as stable as me

    • Mr. Horse

      He’s about as stable as people in locked wards.

  • Mr. Horse

    You can win a trip to Super Bowl LIII! ===>
    Grand prize is not winning.

    • Henry He

      Yay

  • Henry He

    Philbin back and people are upset because McCarthy calls the plays
    Jesus Christ almighty

    • Mr. Horse

      It didn’t work before. Oh wait, it did.

      • Henry He

        What was it most the best offense ever

        • Henry He

          Don’t people understand if you have a new mind = new plays new schemes new new

          • Mr. Horse

            No.

          • Mr. Horse

            @TomSilverstein
            In the five years that Joe Philbin was offensive coordinator with the #Packers, the offense ranked 2nd, 8th, 6th, 9th and 3rd. In 2011, Aaron Rodgers set the all-time NFL mark for single season passer rating.

        • Mr. Horse

          2011 offense was pretty scary

          • Joe No

            It utilized almost no running game, that needs to be fixed.

  • Mr. Horse

    Philbin’s official, no specific assignment designated yet.

    • Henry He

      Gonna be a scary offense because if I’m correct we did NOT have a running back those years (for the most part)

      • Joe No

        Starks and Ryan Grant I believe

      • Henry He

        Exactly starks and grant, now we got jones and Williams mmmmmmmmm they can get those 100 yard games automatic almost

  • Henry He

    I dig it I dig it

  • Henry He

    How you been joe

    • Joe No

      tired

      • Henry He

        Same

        • Henry He

          I’m at the faget deli brb

        • Joe No

          cold weather kicking my backside more than usual

          • Henry He

            Same here it’s pissing me off guess we just are getting older

          • Joe No

            Time to move to Arizona…as soon as those baby boomers finally start dieing off.

  • Henry He

    What other news do we get today

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    You didn’t write anything about Stafford being massively overpaid. Interesting…

    • Hooza

      He gets paid for that shit?

      • Hooza

        Mike Glennon got $18.5 million for four games. Might be the highest paid player in the league.

        • Joe No

          He pulled a Matt Flynn

  • Henry He
    • Mr. Horse

      Nope. Not shared. Full control.

      • Bartz

        Ball doesn’t report to Gutekunst though. MM, BG and RB all report to Mark.

  • Joe No

    I have never heard of Brian Gutekunst before.

    • Henry He

      Me neither apparently he’s been with the team forever

      • Henry He

        He was supposed to interview for Texans Gm

  • Henry He

    He was supposed to interview for the Texans GM position

    • Joe No

      You know he is unknown because Horse hasn’t posted his life story yet.

  • Henry He
    • Mr. Horse

      0 TDs, 7 INTs at Lambeau, 99% sure to be not be re-signed = not great trade bait.

  • Bartz
    • Bartz

      Its on now!

  • Mr. Horse

    Atlanta was pissed off about Trump grandstanding the game tonight anyway. Now POTUS’s lackeys have announced he’s going to visit the Alabama booth.

    • Bartz

      I give no fucks

  • Hooza

    I’m surprised the bears haven’t signed Dom Capers yet.

    • Bartz

      They want Fangio

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Poor Trump. He turned down an ESPN interview because he was surely going to be hit with such “gotcha” questions like “Who are you rooting for?” and “What sport are they playing?”

    • Bartz

      I still give no fucks

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        It was just a joke, Bartzy.

        • Bartz

          No it wasn’t, but I give no fucks. So oh well.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            But it was a joke.

          • Bartz

            Every joke has some truth behind it.

  • Mr. Horse

    So Murphy is GM & Game Plan Supervisor, Gutekunst is player personnel selector but has to work with Russ Ball through Murphy, MM is HC but has to clear his game plans and coaching hires though Murphy. Corpofuckt.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
      • Mr. Horse

        They’ll add more layers to fix it, after a few people are fired because they couldn’t work within the structure.

    • Bartz

      Thats not how it sounded to me. If it was I’m sure Mike would look to be elsewhere.

  • Henry He

    It’s after midnight we can call FAGio

  • Henry He

    <3

  • Hooza

    I just had the best idea ever, Brett Favre for O.C.!

    • Mr. Horse

      Throwing it into tight triple coverage on the first read, though.

    • Joe No

      Its 4th and 52 , time for a hail mary

  • Mr. Horse

    Motherfuck OKAY. MM hired Mike Pettine for DC. All his Ds have been top 10 with some in the top 5.

    • Bartz

      gewd

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Yeah, he did well that season on his own in Buffalo, but I was thinking it might be time to get away from the exotic blitz packages…

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      I suppose that means Fangio said no?

      • Bartz

        I think Mike actually picked him over Vic. Both are from Pennsylvania

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Did you ever watch that show that Pettine was on back when he was a high school coach?

          • Bartz

            Negative

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Let me see if I can get more info.

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            I guess it was just an ESPN film called “The Season” that aired back in 1999. His dad coached a powerhouse team back in PA, while Pettine himself resurrected a once great high school program.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    THEY SHOULD HAVE SIGNED GUS BRADLEY!!!

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Fire Brian Gutekunst!!!!

  • Joe No

    Kind of surprised I heard Dom Capers was available.

  • Henry He

    So Petrine is the man ? I’ll have to look into him before I give approval

  • Henry He

    Never was a DC for less than 10th ranked defenses I approve
    Jets and bills ok

  • Mr. Horse

    @RossUglem
    McCarthy jam packing his staff with HC and coordinating exp. QB coach a former OC, OC a former HC, DC a former HC and O’Neil now a former DC interviewing as a position coach.

  • Henry He

    Hey hey hey

  • Alias Number One™

    Dafuq? I thought you fuckers were flushing this page?

  • Alias Number One™

    I was all stoked to go 7 & 9 to get a top 10 pick. Imagine my chagrin when I saw we pick 14th. Who is worth a fuck at 14? Anyone? Anyone?

    • Joe No

      Jim Kelley, Darrelle Revis, Eddie George, Earl Thomas were all number 14 picks.

  • Alias Number One™

    Welcome to the Alias Show!

    • Joe No

      “changes channel to lifetime”

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Good anus to you all.

  • Henry He

    Great add another medicinal problem to my life
    My doctorthinks I have sleep apnea wtf

    • Bartz

      A lot of people have that. My parents have it.

      • Henry He

        Do they have one of those machines ?

        • Bartz

          Yes sir

          • Bartz

            Also your wife will thank the machine.

          • Hooza

            Is that what she calls me?

        • Mr. Horse

          Once you start on those, it’s for life. Don’t jump into it.

  • Donny33

    y’all eat ass?

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      What kind of a stupid question is this?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12
  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Joe No

      [img]https://i.imgur.com/HS4iLpW.jpg[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    EAT RED MEAT,mofos

  • hawkshaw

    slapping the monkey in his igloo palace

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Sacramento sucks.

  • Henry He

    Hello

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Hello

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Go Jaguars.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Bout time you rooted for a real football team.

  • Joe No

    lol vikings

  • Hooza

    That was a blow job? I thought it was anal.

  • Henry He

    My balls smell sweet

  • SDchargersofLA

    so this must be the shitholes he was talking about. What’s up fags

    • Bartz

      HELLO CAN I HELP YOU??? And who is “he”?

      • SDchargersofLA

        Hello

  • Hooza

    Did somebody say fags?

  • SDchargersofLA
  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    My balls smell sweet.

  • Henry He

    Sweet smell my balls

    • Mr. Horse

      Pass. Have you axt Pi?

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Anus.

    • Bartz

      Taint

      • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

        Good evening, my friend. How’s life?

        • Bartz

          Better with Trump as my Prez.

          • Bartz

            You?

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            Not bad. My allergies have been bad for the last couple of weeks. But my mom and stepdad are coming to town to visit this weekend!

          • Bartz

            Seriously though ( it may backfire in the future ) the tax cuts have really spurred the stock market and my company is giving out bonuses. Pretty sweet stuff. Allergies suck balls. I usually don’t have those kind of problems. But I do have a lot of sinus issues.

          • Joe No
          • Joe No

            RIP Piper

          • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

            You bastid.

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Awesome about that bonus. I attended a managers meeting last week where we were all hoping to get similar news. Instead, we were treated to power point presentations about how our sales goals for 2018 are easily attainable and that we need to grow our regional market share by 60% in the next five years.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      But none of us were surprised that we didn’t get bonuses. Our company is all about the shareholders.

      • Mr. Horse

        Fucking Communists.

        • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

          Our regional vice president got demoted today.

  • Henry He

    Yoo

    • Bartz

      We WANT JORDY!

      • Henry He

        Oh my friend I’m busier than pie at a gay bar

  • hawkshaw

    dirty martinis ,bitchs

  • hawkshaw

    the learning channel ,canada ,how to upgrade your igloo

    • hawkshaw

      the difference between shiplap and shipwreck

  • Henry He

    Check check checking up on y’all

  • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

    Fart tacos.

  • K.

    i miss this place. It’s rehab.

  • Henry He

    Hello

    • R8Rnation

      Hi

  • R8Rnation

    I thought i forgot my password. Sheesh

  • R8Rnation

    Tom Brady. Gross.

  • R8Rnation

    There’s a patriot fan behind me. I wonder if we get in a fight. I could totally take him if i hit him w a tire iron while he’s not looking.

  • Joe No

    Blake Bortles is the PI of NFL Qbs

    • R8Rnation

      What does that mean, i literally know nothing about bb

      • Joe No

        He is a very bad QB.

  • Henry He

    Oh my

  • Joe No

    Fuck the NFL, they are going to make me root for the Patriots in the SB.

  • Mr. Horse

    SKOL

    • Joe No

      Thank god I get to root for the Eagles

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The Vikings suck. That is all.

    • Mark Gormley – 12 since ’12

      Fuck them for losing to Philadelphia.

  • Henry He

    Hoes