Let’s talk Packers offensive line

I’m not a writer like some of you guys.  Hell I’m not all that creative. That why I post bewb pics, because that is all I feel I can offer.  With that said lets talk about the Packers offensive line.

Out with the old and in with the new…  With the departure of TJ this off season and Sitton the last off season.  Sitton was replaced by Lane Taylor [ who held up his own ] and TJ will probably be replaced by the addition of Pro Bowler Jahri Evans.  Plus the long time starting vets Backhtiari, Bulaga and Corey Linsley. I don’t see this line missing a beat.

For those who don’t know Jahri Evans, he played 11 season with the Saints and in those 11 seasons he was a 6 time pro bowler.  He also was voted to the first team all pro 4 times.  I don’t expect him to stay long in Green bay, but he will be a nice stop gap for one of the next up and comer to get up to speed to the NFL.

Speaking of up and comers, Kofi Amichia, a 6th round pick by the Greatness ( Noticed how I capitalized that ) Ted Thompson. Ben Fennell, a producer at NFL Network and ESPN, believes Amichia will be a strong fit on the interior of the offensive line. “Amichia is a mauling, people mover with good bend/flexibility” Fennell said.  He is a fast big man running the 40 in 4.99.  It will be exciting to see him grow.

Go Pack Go,

Bartz118

 

  • Bartz

    I hope they are fixed

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi sucks hippo ass.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoo

    • Mark Gormley

      You should ban Pizo.

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        should make me a mod

        • Mark Gormley

          You’d just unban Pizo. I know you.

          • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            Probably so, he’d flame me on facebook

          • Mark Gormley

            Does he still send you big black dildos in the mail?

          • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            fortunately, yes

  • okxcy

    poopies

  • Pi

    Bartzy. You lost me at the third word in the title.

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    make me a mod pi

  • Bartz

    Pi I know I am not a good writer, so I can understand not getting past the title.

  • Bartz
  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Bartz

  • Alias Number One™

    What a great article, a great piece of shit!

  • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    😡
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    8 =👊==D💦
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    👟👟 🙆💁

    • Mark Gormley

      Dammit, Pi. Disqus ruined my good work.

      • Joe No

        Shouldnt you be fighting thru awful traffic right now?

        • Mark Gormley

          Still have nearly two hours left at the office.

  • Pi

    You will all burn an eternity in hell for crimes against Lions fans.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      usually its the lion fans committing the crime

      • Pi

        I have jizz-stained socks older than you.

    • Joe No

      Lions are the mosleys of the nfl

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pi.

    • Pi

      You smell like shame and pork-less animal crackers.

      • Mark Gormley

        8 =👊==D💦 💦 🇨🇦

    • okxcy

      he doesn’t know how to shut any holes

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Your emoji art is giving me an erection, mark

    • Mark Gormley

      💩🏳️‍🌈🌮🎡

      • Pi

        Figures you would post the flag of Israel.

  • hawkshaw

    great article

  • hawkshaw

    big uglies and none of them play sax

  • hawkshaw

    skin flute ,vegan salad and moosehead beer

  • hawkshaw

    LGBT ,white person community

    • hawkshaw

      and gormely

  • Mark Gormley

    Drive only took 25 minutes tonight. Suck on that, JoeZo.

    • okxcy

      just remember that it was Gormley who goaded JoeZo into his next attack on American soil

    • Joe No

      I can’t believe how good of time you make in your car
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/0IYUsQz.jpg[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    left wing anachrists and tree huggers

  • hawkshaw

    so took the dog for her first walk down by the creek ,damm lots of skeeters down there ,dog stayed close .she has bonded with me bad

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    hawkshaw

  • hawkshaw

    dogs like me ,till i eat them

  • Joe No

    Did we get Trump to deport PI yet?

    • hawkshaw

      lock him up ,boob smuggler

  • hawkshaw

    just ran into a gal with no tits

    • Joe No

      Thats the equivalent of a man with no work ethic.

      • hawkshaw

        thought she was a teenage guy at first

        • Joe No

          Should have gotten her number for Vegas

  • hawkshaw

    i mean nothing ,tat on one arm of course

    • Joe No

      I don’t get tattoos. If I wanna waste money and get something I’ll hate in 10 years, I’ll just get married.

      • hawkshaw

        been married 40 years

        • Joe No

          I understand why you drink.

          • hawkshaw

            ha

  • hawkshaw

    marriage is not bad ,ya just have to turn down the sluts

    • hawkshaw

      joe no

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Badger ?

    • hawkshaw

      in yer butt

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You wish

        • hawkshaw

          eli sucks badgers

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Stop being a total ass your ruining the blog

          • hawkshaw

            eat me ,fool

          • hawkshaw

            er what nfcn team do you root for

  • hawkshaw

    not my fault lucky eli is showing his age

  • hawkshaw

    anything to say mosely ,you pissant underwear ironer

    • okxcy

      he is busy folding pi’s thongs

  • hawkshaw

    man up mosely

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi 8 splooge.

    • hawkshaw

      yours ?

      • Mark Gormley

        Maybe. He has quite a vast collection.

  • hawkshaw

    that seems a little homersexual

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is a grand homersexual.

      • okxcy

        award winning

  • hawkshaw

    brokeback seattle

  • hawkshaw

    left wing democrats must have lots of gay incounters

    • Mr. Horse

      Team Trump’s about to have 20 years of their own.

      • hawkshaw

        how so equine

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Good Evening

    • hawkshaw

      yer alive

      • Matt Mosley 69

        DAs got a chopper on the air

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson says PI eats better ass than you.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Who is Henderson ?

        • okxcy

          that mousy faget

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Your about one gif steal from ending life

        • Mark Gormley

          A lying twink he wants people to believe he lives in Vegas and not in Henderson.

  • hawkshaw

    chopper in the air ,checking for back yard poopers

  • okxcy
    • hawkshaw

      slut

      • hawkshaw

        i heart anal ,slut

  • hawkshaw

    so the big penis guy got of murder charge

    • hawkshaw

      cool .i can use this

  • hawkshaw

    no know laws for anal sex with a hobbit

    • hawkshaw

      go for it pi

  • hawkshaw

    a tune ? gormanski

  • hawkshaw

    horse of a different color ,music

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawk, this guitar player rocking the scullet here taught me improv during high school.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YdaIak3N0Y

  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie what are you doing

    • Pi

      About to sleep on the coach like a boss.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Same

        • Pi

          We need some more of those bar chips that make you fart like a tuba.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Hah those were good

  • Mark Gormley

    Get a jerb, Pi.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I’m eating pies t shirt

  • Mark Gormley

    My GF is out of town and I have my choice of two beds and couch. What the fuck is wrong with you Lanzos?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I would pick the couch still…

      • Mark Gormley

        Our couch is okay.

      • Pi

        I love sleeping on the couch when I can.
        Fuck Gorms in his rotten stinkhole.

        • Mark Gormley

          At least my stinkhole real, loser.

  • Fun Boy 87

    When she’s not home I still sleep on the couch

  • Fun Boy 87

    I wann jerk if but I have such calused hands I scraped my dong earlier

  • Fun Boy 87

    Punch pie right in his nasty vagina

    • Bartz

      You get to write the next post.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pimp juice – hoooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
    I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
    Let her loose, let her loooooose
    She only want me for my pimp juice (that’s all she want me for f’real)
    Not my pimp juice, I’m talkin new pimp juice
    I think I need to cut her loose (it’s time for homegirl to recognize)
    Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo

    • K.

      Old ass song.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie what are you wearing ?

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Good morning FAPPERS

    • Matt Mosley 69

      What are you wearing

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Khakis

  • okxcy
  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Will you fags come get your warvette…he’s stinking up SKA right now

    • okxcy

      who?

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Lanzo

        • okxcy

          never heard of him

  • Fun Boy 87

    Guys guys. Guys

  • Mr. Horse

    Gregg Allman, RIP. Horse is sad.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yojZ-Ksr8AE

  • Pi

    Evening gentlemen.

    • Pi

      Why are Packers fans so insufferable?

      • okxcy

        all that winning goes straight to their heads

        • Pi

          And their big fat asses.

          • okxcy

            you’d carry your own cushion around too if you had to sit on the lambeau bleachers

    • okxcy
  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Evening gentlemen.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup

    • Pi

      What up dark meat?

  • Pi

    I’m watching a Netflix documentary about Jake the Snake Roberts.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      i watching office space

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m watching a Netflix documentary about why Canadians are inferior beings.

    • Pi

      That one’s not available on Canadian Netflix.

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re a real troglodyte.

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    a;la;lkfa;ljdf;alfa;lskdjfslakjdfa;lskdfja;lskjdfals;kjdf

    • Pi

      “Sorry but your password isn’t secure enough. Please add more punctuation and the batman symbol.”

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo’s password is password.

  • Pi

    I love the websites that you use once and they want you to have the world’s most complicated password.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      it’s a good thing i use the same password for literally everything

      if anyone ever found out my life would be ruined

      • Pi

        They could clean you out for at least $50 and an ashleymadison.com membership. Damn that’s scary.

      • Mark Gormley

        ncosta1.

        • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          oooooooo shit

    • Mark Gormley

      You could always go to scam websites.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Statistically the most common password is “password” followed by “123456”.

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      oh em gee

    • Mark Gormley

      This totally cool and super cute IT chick that worked at the last company I worked at was telling me she nearly started laughing when some grandfatherly looking account told her his password was “ladysman69”.

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        tl;dr

      • Pi

        Today I learned who you think about when you bang your girlfriend.

        • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          me

        • Mark Gormley

          Grandfatherly accountants are damn sexy, yo.

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    lets all go to SKA and harass OSS

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a Nickelback groupie.

    • Pi

      You’re gay if you’re not.

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I love Creed myself

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

    • Mark Gormley

      Scott Stapp and Fred Durst made a sex tape together. Look it up.

      • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        its too early to masturbate.

        • Mark Gormley

          You have so much to learn, asshopper.

  • Mark Gormley

    Why am I supposed to find Kate Hudson attractive?

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Fun Boy 87

    Ball sweat.
    Ball swag

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb I have financial aid *learning session* about debt and crap I have to do.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Like you are gonna fuck me one way or another why do you have to act like you are helping me.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo, we still need a drummer with deep pockets to fill out our internet band.

    • Fun Boy 87

      You can reach into my.pockets:)

      • Mark Gormley

        We don’t want to Lanzo you, bro.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I got new shoes AND a new protein shakeR. Today.

    Since I’m claiming bankruptcy I read most credit cards will cancel your shit.
    And I’ve had the things for a long time :/

    • Mark Gormley

      Why are you declaring bankruptcy?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Few days ago I got served with papers I’m getting sued from a car I had 10 years ago.
        And I would rather just wipe any debt I have at all and start fresh

        • Mark Gormley

          That fucking sucks, man. Same thing happened to a former coworker of mine. Never mind the fact that dude nearly died and had to spend months in the hospital recovering from his injuries.

          • Mark Gormley

            And it was a retired dude and his wife that were suing him.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Jesus.

          • Mark Gormley

            Luckily for him, the process servers had no idea where he was living or working, and his parents refused to tell them. So he just avoided them until the statute of limitations had lapsed.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Lol my pApers were served and nothing was signed…

          • Fun Boy 87

            But with cameras and all this hidden shjg. Fu k it.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Already bought a house.
    I can wait 7 ish years with bankruptcy on my shit.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Some people said just get a lawyer to fight the law suit.
    But I’ve learned one thing. Lawyers are buttholes.
    If I pay lets say 1500 to a lawyer for the case and loose. I still have to pay for the car.
    If I pay a lawyer 1500$ for bankruptcy I win.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Plus I’ve been trying to fix my credit for the past 3 years and too much shit keeps popping up. It would honestly just be nice for a fresh start. Did a lot of research on claiming bankruptcy im actually kind of excited and relieved.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’d at least consult an attorney to hear what your options are. That way you don’t have to pay a retainer or anything.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I still got 2 weeks. But I honestly might just do the bankruptcy.
          I have a lot of hospital bills that my insurance didn’t take care of.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Tickle my fetus the new 3d board game made by gormley

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Jesus

      • Fun Boy 87

        You can use a hanger. A tazer. A BBC. And a jug of maple syrup.

        • Fun Boy 87

          The stediest hand wins

  • Mark Gormley

    My Mom got hit by jackass in a fucking Mercedes that ran a red light. He totalled her 1993 Honda del Sol and the police ruled him responsible. But motherfucker still sued her a few years later after he subpoenaed her finances and saw that she had recently come into a few hundred thousand dollars–in the divorce settlement with my Dad and most of that was a big chunk of his 401k.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Hah wow.
      My wife told me her sister got an in accident. And got sued etc etc.
      But the fucking guys wife counter? Sued because THEY COULDNT HAVE SEX..

      • Fun Boy 87

        Our judicial system is so fucked in the head.

      • Mark Gormley

        This douchebag claimed he had soft-tissue damage which he hadn’t reported at first and contested the police findings. My Mom wanted to settle, but my Dad got her an attorney who threatened a counter suit and the faget dropped it.

  • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    • Fun Boy 87

      LOL

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just wish it was like the good old days.
    Someone comes to my house and breaks my legs debt is finished.

    • Mark Gormley

      The problem is that cars are too safe now. Back in the day, most people just fucking died if they got into an accident.

      • Mark Gormley

        Thanks a lot, Ralph Nader.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley does pie make you turn into an alien

    • Mark Gormley

      He wishes.

  • Mark Gormley

    How old are your parents, Henderson?

    • Fun Boy 87

      27 and 68

    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      40 and 42

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus. I am 13 years older than you and my parents are in their 60s. Fucking Mosley.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • ♂disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Lucky guy

  • Fun Boy 87

    My parents are Mosley and r8r

  • Fun Boy 87

    I started watching breaking bad.
    And I googled walt jr memes.
    They all were about breakfast first episode I watch after seeing those….he asks for breakfast FIRST thing in the EPISODE.

    • Mark Gormley

      I thought we were going to Cold Stone Creamery…

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anoos.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuck you…Alias?

  • okxcy

    tickle my anus

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Hooza

    Hi fags

    • Hooza

      Go fuck yourselves.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hey fuck gay balls

  • K.

    I miss you

    • Fun Boy 87

      No. WE MISS YOU.

  • Fun Boy 87

    The first Thanksgiving holiday was held in Canada in 1872 to celebrate the recovery of the Prince of Wales from a serious illness. After 1879 celebrations were held every year but not always in October – it used to be observed around Armistice Day in November

    • JoeNo

      Why would anyone be thankful to live in Canada?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Nooo they are thankful some guy got healthy joe.

        • JoeNo

          Ya but that guy still lives in a shitty country.

  • Fun Boy 87

    July 15th is a national holiday in my household.
    Idk what I’m gonna do!

  • okxcy

    I got hit on by an old lady
    pi do you want her number?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Suck her dusty pussy!!!!

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Poooooooooooooooooooop.

    • Mark Gormley

      On Pi’s dink face.

      • Mark Gormley

        And then piss on it.

        • okxcy

          *cum

          • Mark Gormley

            No. He’d like that.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m at my sister in laws. Anddddd I’m farting on their chair.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Farty mc fartnugz is my name

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo check it. Check out these digs bromaz.
    I eat dairy.
    I get gassy.
    I hold it.
    And let it sneak by.
    Knocks niggas out.
    As they pass by.
    A haiku by your boy.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Mama said knock you out.
    Mama said knock you out

  • Fun Boy 87

    I fucking hate coming here and i coulda stayed home. Uggggghh

  • Pi

    Jordy, this is the Chicago Botanic Garden. You been before?
    http://i.imgur.com/JCiG1Y6.jpg

    • Fun Boy 87

      No but I’ve been to the Humboldt park pond were they find bodies sometimes.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Farttttt

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Ugggggggggghhhhhhh yessaaHHHHHHH BOOOOIIIII

  • Pi

    You’ll be happy to know that the Windsor Spitfires are playing for all the marbles tonight.

    • Fun Boy 87

      What kind of marbles brother

      • Pi

        Deez marbles.
        *Points to nuts.*
        The Memorial cup final is tonight. It’s like the hockey equivalent of a AA baseball championship game… but it’s all we got here nigga.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Since I don’t wanna be here im trying to get a school list together and look at computers and shit.
    First thing I put *dictionary*

    • Fun Boy 87

      Its gonna drive my wife just because she’s gonna inform me there is dictionaries online…

      • Fun Boy 87

        But nigga I gotta carry that shit in my pocket

  • Pi
    • Mr. Horse

      I lobbed my tocque at the couch, after I confirmed no one was sitting there

  • Mark Gormley

    The Windsor Queefs suck ass.

    • Pi

      You have brought shame to your family.

      • Mark Gormley

        FREE LANZO!!!

        • Pi

          Still overpriced.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie. What the.
    My wife is going to Spain with her mom next year to visit her brother.
    And ill be here
    Ugggghhh

  • Fun Boy 87

    Wife Leaves for Spain for 2 weeks
    *next day jordy buys a Rottweiler puppy*
    Ooops.

    • Mark Gormley

      My new bad habit is buying guitars I don’t need because Pi is a faget.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Buy a penis. FAGET

  • Fun Boy 87

    Someone just said “a brat is a brat”
    …….
    I wanted to SPEW

    • Fun Boy 87

      God thats like telling a faget Chicagoan a hot dog is a hot dog.

      • Fun Boy 87

        *§hivers*

  • Fun Boy 87

    I want to kill myself.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lets punch cocks gormley.
    Will have trouble on pie tho

  • okxcy

    jordy did you take pi to portillos?

    • okxcy

      I know how much pi love sausage

      • Fun Boy 87

        He ate ravioli and chips. I had a wedge salad and chips

    • Fun Boy 87

      No he took me to hairy Carey’s

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi sucks donkey dick.

    • Fun Boy 87

      This is so true.
      He had a donkey in his hotel room and he told me he kept the cock clean with his mouf

      • Mark Gormley

        Did he tell you about his extensive jizz collection?

        • Fun Boy 87

          He did actually tell me about some guy who kept jizz in a jar. And gave it to a girl (seriously too this was a story he told me)

  • Fun Boy 87

    So yeah it was ok meeting pie. He only gave me a non lubed hand jerb

    • Mark Gormley

      What a loses.

      • Fun Boy 87

        He tried to use ketchup.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m trying to start reading about building codes and crap but dear god. I cannot find anything

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m reading a book about how to kill Canadians using a tambourine.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Its easy. Throw it in a boiling vat of maple syrup jesus

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yeah I’m at a family get together. I’m that asshole.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Just people talking about going to different countries and these boat cruises and someone just compared some foreign country to some neighborhood in Chicago…but I don’t think they know like Matt forte just sold his house in that area now and such blah blah

  • Fun Boy 87

    I wanna stab my face open.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Last time I was here I got arrested.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh man one of the classes ill be taking is gonna be so cool.
    You build shit in a 2d model and it turns into 3d model.
    Autodesk revit.

  • Mark Gormley

    Who wants penis cake?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Is it vegan ??? If so pie.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi enjoys shit taco mushrooms.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I found a whole bunch of mushrooms growing in my yard today wtf 7

      • Mark Gormley

        That happens in every city after Pi visits.

    • Pi

      Only on taco Tuesdays stupid.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie LOVED my cock he said.

    • Pi

      Easily in the top 100 I saw in Chicago that weekend.

      • Fun Boy 87

        True. True. And you went to the male strip club.

    • Fun Boy 87

      He said my cock is the Afghani kush of cocks

  • Fun Boy 87

    He turned me into an alien. No joke.

  • Pi

    Every time Gorms messages me on Facebook I make this face.
    http://i.imgur.com/iDvHBys.jpg

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie whispered to me *seriously why does cock juice taste so good….*

    • Mark Gormley

      Did he ask you for a hot beef sandwich?

      • Fun Boy 87

        He said my asshole looked like a pastrami sandwich with sauerkraut and chunky horseradish

        • Fun Boy 87

          🙂

  • Fun Boy 87

    My ass flaps are pink
    Not brown like porn stars.

  • Fun Boy 87

    What are vaginas for pie whispered.
    Little did he know….he didn’t come from one. He came from a bum hole.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Idk ma. I’m scared I’m gonna pull a gravy come august 24th…..

    • Fun Boy 87

      Mannnn one of my classes is on Thursdays.
      I finna miss games and shit.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ill miss bears packers.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi once sent me a picture of his agaped mouth with the caption “This is my vagina.”

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pie farted on my mouth when I saw him.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s just how Canadians say hello. They are a backwards, filthy people.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Nah I liked his cultural ways

          • Fun Boy 87

            Cuz I got to fart in his.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Our waiter was being the biggest dick to pie for being canadian no joke either. Then he was kissing pies ass.

  • Mr. Horse

    A Brit in Mexico, for our resident Kraut. Watch through to the end for the gold.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLBtMz5OuY

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    A vegan and a degenerate fag walk into a bar in Chicago.
    Which one orders the wedge salad?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes.

  • Mr. Horse

    Roger Waters in Kansas City, 5/26
    http://i.imgur.com/Tg4MK1Il.jpg

  • okxcy

    when I was traveling last week I saw one of these in o’hare
    some kid was just standing there grabbing the boobs
    http://i.imgur.com/ArGgLo4.jpeg

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    My wife just said I smell like sausage….
    After I just was complaining about someone saying a bratwurst is a bratwurst…..

  • Fun Boy 87

    I like non smoked brats the best (the white ones)
    Those are my favorite.

    • hawkshaw

      so kosher ones

      • Fun Boy 87

        Dear god. There is no such thing as a kosher bratwurst…

        • okxcy

          fuckin jews

          • Fun Boy 87

            Doesn’t this foo know jews don’t eat pork I mean…come on bruh

          • hawkshaw

            who cares ,they eat hairy snatch ,can’t be any worse

  • hawkshaw

    left wing pinko fag comme tree hugging snowflake

    • hawkshaw

      and sax player

    • okxcy

      I know you are but what am I?

  • hawkshaw

    east germans are shorter

    • Fun Boy 87

      Might be true….but my family is from the western part of Germany

      • Fun Boy 87

        Near faget france

        • Fun Boy 87

          Correction closer to Belgium or Brussels whatever

          • hawkshaw

            still swineholt kraut

  • hawkshaw

    dirty boche

  • hawkshaw

    sausagge eater extroidanare

    • Fun Boy 87

      I got polishes for tomorrow

  • Fun Boy 87

    Mia family no manga Miami

  • Mark Gormley

    Queef master.

  • Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      Yo

      • Pi

        Holy shit you’re not working like a Mexican?

        • Fun Boy 87

          Its memorial day you goon

          • Pi

            I forget because not every country is at war all the time.

  • JoeNo

    I just took a poop that looked like Canada, I immediately flushed it.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I wouldn’t of. I would of taken a picture.

    • okxcy

      should have sold it on ebay for 4.5 CAD

    • Pi

      Flushing actually just goes straight to Oregon.

  • Hooza

    Is dr. McGillicuddy even a real doctor? I’m having some doubts.

    • JoeNo

      I heard he shared a practice with Dr. Schultz

  • Mr. Horse

    WTF. They dressed Cam Newton up as Dudley Do-Right.
    NFL Fan Style @NFLFanStyle
    Watch this beautiful journey unfold. ==>

  • Fun Boy 87

    Depression Sunday blues are setting in….

    • JoeNo

      Its Monday?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Well they are called Sunday blues because the next day you go back to work.

        • JoeNo

          Its a holiday for most of ‘Merica today

        • Fun Boy 87

          And my boss wants us to start working 12s again

          • JoeNo

            3 on, 4 off, 4 on, 3 off? I loved that shift

          • Fun Boy 87

            No. 12 hours 5 – 6 days a week

          • Fun Boy 87

            Right meow is 4 10s

          • JoeNo

            Not a fan of that one. 50 hours a week is ok. Getting too old for more than that.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Same.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Espically being on your feet all day with an incompetent boss….that has to come to me all the time for shit even tho I’m only a “associate level 1” but do the work of a “senior fabricator level 4”

          • JoeNo

            In Game of Thrones you would just kill him and take his job.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Its kind of sad that I don’t have his luxury of sitting on a computer writing notes all day. Yet im still ahead of him with my 5 minute notes…

          • Fun Boy 87

            And 100 times more organized then him knowing who is doing what and what is being finished and ready to be inspected

          • Fun Boy 87

            Ain’t no body got time for that

  • Fun Boy 87

    He’s always too busy talking about how good his son was in football and baseball in high school but and had all these scholarships to schools but he (the dad/boss) said his son 2as too good to play for those schools so he didn’t go to school

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mark Gormley

    Fudgey tacos.

  • JoeNo

    Is it just me or do all Asian people look alike?

    • Hooza

      Upside down.

  • Pi

    Okxcy, so how do you want this trash talk to go down?

    • Pi

      Good sportsmanship: Good luck to you and your team (but not really you flaming faggot).

    • Pi

      Double trolling: The Predators will lose in the playoffs harder than a Dom Capers defense.

      • JoeNo

        Capers scheme is genius!
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ng6mmPf.gif[/img]

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    hockeyball is gay

    • Pi

      1. Fuck you. No one likes a liar.
      2. Vegas is getting a team next year.
      3. Has r8r pegged you yet?

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        she still owes me a pegging

  • okxcy

    my day was awesome
    http://i.imgur.com/GSPFY.gif

  • Pi

    Penguins vs Predators preview.
    http://i.imgur.com/2AYqDl6.gif

  • okxcy

    my friends and I are going to teabag pi tonight
    http://i.imgur.com/CG9ZEJc.gif

    • Pi

      You just admitted to your Asian-ness.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Bubby boo boo tacos

    • okxcy

      rice’n’beans

      toot toot

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just picked up some baked beans

  • Fun Boy 87

    Memorial day I remember all of the fallen German soldiers of WW2

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas
    • Fun Boy 87

      Do you like reef the lost cause Or something

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        yes

  • Mr. Horse
  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    horse

  • Mark Gormley

    Suck.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      if you insist

      • Mark Gormley

        Ease up there, Henderson.

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          commander-in-chief henderson to you

          • Mark Gormley

            You could never be stupid enough to be elected President, silly.

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            hold my beer

          • Mark Gormley

            You’re not old enough to drink beer.

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            FUCK]]

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            2 months asshole

          • Mark Gormley

            Is Pi coming to town for the occasion?

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            i dont think he could keep up

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. He’s a simple drug addict these days. Sad!

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            if he brings the good stuff, he’s invited

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Tiger gets way too much hate. His only fault was marrying a gold digger who got fat after he married her.

      • Mark Gormley

        I personally feel bad for the dude. Seems like the only real support he had was his father, and then he went nuts with the womanizing after he died. The media went bananas over it. And now his body has completely broken down.

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          it must be nice to have a net worth of $700+ million though

        • JoeNo

          Everyone gets compared to Michael Jordon, Tiger is the only modern athlete close too him.

          • Mark Gormley

            And I was Jack Nicklaus fan when I was a kid. But I am disappointed that Woods will likely never break his records.

  • Pi

    Packers fans are the worst.

    • Mark Gormley

      No. Not the worst. That would be Patriots fans.

      • Mark Gormley

        Then Eagles fans. Then Cowboys fans.

        • Mark Gormley

          And that handful of LA Chargers fans are fucking obnoxious.

      • JoeNo

        Patriots, Seahawk, Cowboy, Steelers, then probably eagles.

        • Mark Gormley

          Real Seahawks fans aren’t that bad–but they’ve been drowned out by the bandwagon fans. Just wait for them to have a few mediocre seasons and they will disappear faster than those annoying Saints fans did.

          • JoeNo

            I was in Seattle for the Steelers SB. It seemed like everyone of their fans had no clue was pass interference was. They bitched and moaned the entire game.

          • Mark Gormley

            As I said. Bandwagon fans. When I first moved up here, the Seahawks were fresh off of yet another 7-9 season. Sports radio guys were just hoping to see some improvement. Dude I worked with said he didn’t even know who the quarterback was. Then the Fail Mary game happened…

  • JoeNo

    This is still my all time favorite Packer clip
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgG9XcrDFY

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Holmgren. He’s like a fat version of Pi.

  • Pi

    This is still my all time favorite Packer clip.
    http://i.imgur.com/VONC6GF.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      That was a fun day.

  • Mark Gormley

    We played this tune my in the jazz ensemble I was in my sophomore year of college.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFAT1xyrkpg

    • Mark Gormley

      I figured you like a good queef, Pi.

      • Mark Gormley

        Wow. These soloists suck worse than every player on the Lions roster.

  • okxcy

    pi is your asshole clenched yet?

    • Mark Gormley

      His anus doesn’t have that function anymore.

  • okxcy

    I will never doubt the power of the catfish again

  • JoeNo

    I can’t even smuggle beer into a football game anymore, how do these fans have chunks of fish?

    • Mark Gormley

      The same way Pi smuggles several kilos of narcotics into this country…

      • JoeNo

        Gigantic anus

        • Mark Gormley

          Yup!

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s also who Warv smuggled his entire meth lab into Canadia.

  • okxcy
  • Pi

    Nashville sucks anyways. It’s filled with Asians.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lousy dildo engineers…

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Penguins are playing like crap and will still win

  • Pi

    “Here honey. I need you to sneak this catfish in under your dress.”
    “What should I do about the smell?”
    “Plug its nose.”

    • Mark Gormley

      That seems harsh. Mrs. Mosley should know how sensitive Mosley is about the smell of his anus.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        My wife could kick the shit out of both of you

        • Mark Gormley

          Not denying this.

          • Mark Gormley

            Though she might wear herself out punching my in my fat face.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            She would go for the throat

          • Mark Gormley

            I would just start sobbing like a little girl in the hopes she would show mercy.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            She would just hit harder

          • Mark Gormley

            Thank you for the advice.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            She hates the weak

          • Mark Gormley

            She must really, really want to see Pi dead.

  • Pi
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie lend me $350 for a new grill

    • Pi

      I only have fake Canadian money.

      • JoeNo

        Looks good Mosley
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/Q5rvXlI.gif[/img]

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I want gold plated

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I have a whole jar of Canadian coins I’ve been saving for 30 years because I’m going to vacationin Canada sometime

        • JoeNo

          That will buy you a small territory in canada

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Hawk is jealous

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Can the lions win the North this year ?

    • JoeNo

      Only if the NFL realigns divisions again and the North consists of the Lions, browns, Jacksonville and the Taints.

      • Mark Gormley

        They’d never beat Jacksonville.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Rodgers is do for a off year this could be it

        • JoeNo

          They may have the best offense of the Rodgers era this year. Capers will cost them 4 games or so, but the offense should rock.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I don’t want to play GB for the NFC championship game

          • JoeNo

            Well there is a 50% chance of their defense giving up 50 points in the playoffs

    • Pi

      It’s already in the bag.
      http://i.imgur.com/WIcpdiY.jpg

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I don’t even know what that last word means

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Is it French ?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I worked today how come you guys aren’t Tiger drunk yet ?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is Hobbit Hitler.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      The books are better then the movies

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi stores both collections in his rectum.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Like I ever would read a book

          • Mark Gormley

            This is why Trump is president…

          • Mark Gormley

            That and Okxcy and Pizo.

  • Pi

    Meanwhile Okxcy has a green light to hang a left in Nashville.
    http://i.imgur.com/9L6PDIk.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      Whatever you say, Queef Masterson.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      got him

      • Pi

        My sick burns turned him redder than the devil’s dick.

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          how do you know how red the devil’s dick is?

          • Pi

            I’m a vegan, remember? We’re literally birthed straight from hell.

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            Frankie the vegan. my god

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson, if you want to be with Pizo you must accept that he he has been with and seen every variety of dick imaginable.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Just eat meat and stop being a fag pie

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Still didn’t embed. You fail the internet.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        And fuck you

        • Mark Gormley

          Fuck all the things!

          • Pi

            But especially you.

          • Mark Gormley

            But especially Bart…

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Fuck you

    • Matt Mosley 69

      And fuck hawk

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m glad I don’t know anybody that died in combat I couldn’t handle more vodka shots

  • Pi

    Alright Pi’s out.
    http://i.imgur.com/n2vlOUK.jpg

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Invite to to FB already pie

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    happy memorial day matthew mosely

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s busy rocking out to Dave Matthews Band.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        same

        • Mark Gormley

          I actually listen to Dave Matthews Band from time to time. Though I am not proud of that.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      You must remember that I came of age during a time when every shitty singer/songwriter with a guitar wanted to form a jam band with people who played wind instruments.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      i was about to fap, but now theres no way im up for it

      • Mark Gormley

        HA!

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas
    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      I AM NO SUPERMAN

      • Mark Gormley

        This came out when I was a senior in HS. Listened this shit once while high when I was 18 and became convinced that I was meant to be with some chick I had dated for a few months when I was 16.

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          ha, high school sweetheart. cute

          • Mark Gormley

            She has an MBA and a kid now. What a bitch…

  • Mark Gormley

    From the same album. Actually played in a band where we covered this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow7c0EVXeM

    • JoeNo

      U R GAY

  • JoeNo

    The only thing gheyer than Pi’s butthole is someone who listens to Dave Mathews. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

    • Pi

      Crash Into Me is an all time classic.

      • Pi

        Though DM is no Nickelback.
        Then again, who is?

        • Brew_City

          You would be proud of them

  • Mark Gormley

    Pooooooooooooop.

  • Brew_City

    I think i’mma get a puppy soon. Then you will be released for good Gorms

    • Mark Gormley

      Why would you keep your dog in the closet?

      • Brew_City

        I can’t have bad examples around him

        • Mark Gormley

          😥😥😥

  • Joe No

    I can understand why warvette wouldnt want to be warvette. But why is he trying to ruin my good name?

  • Mark Gormley
  • Alias Number One™

    What the fuck are you degenerates up to?

  • okxcy

    pi and mosley
    I hope your children grow up to be lanzos

    • Pi

      Tough luck for you because I abort fetuses like a Chinese sorority.

  • Pi

    I had a steady breakfast of magic mushrooms and weed edibles.

    • Pi

      And I had this big elaborate mystical journey to discover that Mosley is indeed the source of all of life’s problems.
      But his wife has the world’s cleanest butthole. Her brown starfish looks like the last 30 seconds of a Mr. Clean commercial.

      • okxcy

        fuckin obama

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is the grandest of homersexuals.

  • Brew_City

    I’m joining Jordy in the German dog revolution

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you trying to insult Okxcy?

      • okxcy

        brew and I are cool
        we conquered uranus

        • Mark Gormley

          Stay out of my closet!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls

    • Mark Gormley

      Sacks

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaaaaaart on Pi’s faaaaaaaace.

  • Pi

    Okxcy you’ll be happy to learn that Sidney Crosby is a sexy hockey god.

    Just read on TSN that the Penguins had an optional skate this morning.

    2 years of long hockey seasons, battered and bruised from another long playoff reason, and every reason to take a rest day.

    And guess who was the first person on the ice there early?

    87.

    What a leader.

    • Mark Gormley

      Shut your butthorn mouth.

      • Pi

        I am going to fart in a jar and mail it to you.
        The label will say “the smell of money” so you have to open it.

        • Mark Gormley

          You mean you are going to withdraw one of your jarred queefs from the bank?

          • Pi

            It’s Canadian vegan fart too… so it will reek of maple-glazed dandelions.

    • okxcy

      What a lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi jacks off to pictures of produce.

  • okxcy

    pi loves bean sprouts
    http://i.imgur.com/Cs3TOW6.jpeg

    • Pi

      Thanks for the help.
      http://i.imgur.com/wzMpSF7.jpg

      • Mark Gormley

        Buy American, Pizo. You wouldn’t want to deny Okxcy a living, would you?

        • Pi

          I buy American and Canadian shit all the time.
          All made in China.

  • Mark Gormley

    Chinese anuses are disgusting.

    • okxcy

      they’re slanted like a vagina

    • Mr. Horse

      U have to feed them corn & clean water for two weeks.

  • okxcy

    pi what is your etsy
    I’d like to buy vegas a knitted pube sweater for his birthday

  • JoeNo

    Too much hockey talk in here PI
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/w0ZRmOq.gif[/img]

  • Pi

    What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

    • JoeNo

      Lions starting QB, quit after about 3 hours

      • Pi

        You lasted 2.5 hours longer than most of them.

    • Mr. Horse

      Disqus blog moderator.

      • Pi

        Your big mod tag scared away Lanzo who trembled in the wake of your internet power.

        • Mr. Horse

          Did he still smell like goats & patchouli?

  • Mark Gormley

    Was on my phone all day and was unable to check the admin console. Lanzo was pretending to be JoeZo late last night.

    • JoeNo

      Its ok I got him back
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/uXKyY0b.gif[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s funny because you killed him.

    • Pi

      I bet the real JoeZo is also a bearded gnome who robs abandoned homes.

      • okxcy

        but it is a muslim beard

        • JoeNo

          I do have a dirty beard atm. Just too lazy to shave

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s how it started with Lanzo too…

          • JoeNo

            Ya but his is because he is half lawn gnome.

          • JoeNo

            see
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/l7QTaAb.jpg[/img]

          • Mark Gormley

            He wasn’t always a garden gnome.

  • okxcy

    warv actually started as a cereal mascot
    lanzo’s loops

    • JoeNo

      Don’t bad mouth cereal mascots, they have a hard life.

      • Mark Gormley

        Is that why you’ve been lying about your rank for all these years?

        • JoeNo

          Those files are suppressed.

      • Pi

        Wait until you find your wife sleeping with Count Chocula.
        Once you go black, you get addicted to crack.

  • Pi

    I’m starting to believe that JoeZo isn’t even a real captain.

    • JoeNo

      I dislike most officers, very few are worth the pay they get.

      • Mark Gormley

        Even the white ones?

        • JoeNo

          High ranking minorities look after their guys alot more I found.

          • Mark Gormley

            Lousy…gays?

          • JoeNo

            The ones that get promoted are usually extremely hard workers.

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      You lost me

      • Mark Gormley

        People who live in Wisconsin can’t spell Wisconsin.

        • JoeNo

          Democrat educated state.

          • Mark Gormley

            Scott Walker is a Democrat?

          • JoeNo

            He’ll get lynched soon enough. Poor people blame him for not giving out free jobs and money.

          • Mark Gormley

            He gives out free jobs and money to people that gave money to his campaign. But those people aren’t poor.

          • JoeNo

            True enough.

  • Pi

    I don’t mind that Americans are mostly retarded.

    • JoeNo

      Don’t forget lazy and entitled.

    • Mark Gormley

      Do you like how Lanzo is dragging Oregon down?

      • JoeNo

        3 states cannot spell beautiful?

      • Pi

        I heard that Washington state is where the real hipster scum hangs out.

        • JoeNo

          Only the west side of the state, east side is all meth heads.

  • Pi

    I bet that nobody ever misspells Pornhub.

  • okxcy

    chaos
    jesus tittyfucking christ tennessee

  • Mr. Horse

    Canada is a land of goofy dopes. Ontario’s got hosers, the prairies’ve got north-of-Fargo hosers and cowhosers, the west coast has its breathy hippie hosers, and Quebec’s just a heavy metal mess. But all the things that make Canada’s hosers hosers–dressing like a 70s extra, drinking whatever beer your province sells cheapest, listening to music you have to drink shitty beer to listen to, and talking like a habitual gas huffer–all are at their most extreme on the east coast. And Newfoundland is the east coast of the east coast. Newfoundlanders, or “Newfies” are heavy-drinking, cod-fishing, funny-talking island folk that didn’t join Canada until 1949. They are almost as easy a target as the French.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/sF6QEo2.jpg[/img]

    • Pi

      There’s my nigga. I knew a little Ameritrolling could get you neighing in the pasture with us scumbags.

  • Pi

    Canada is the greatest nation on Earth because I’m from here.

    • Mr. Horse

      You have one foot in Windsor and the other on the plane.

      • Pi

        Though I’ve never had the shit kicked out of me by United. I feel like I missed a free lawsuit.

        • Mr. Horse

          The best travel treatment you’ll ever have is on Mexican buses. Plus the chix are beautiful and Catholic pervy as all fuck. I been around.

    • okxcy

      Canada is the worst nation on Earth because Droog is from there.

      checkmate

    • JoeNo

      Justin Beiber.

      • JoeNo

        You’ll be in the worlds debt for century’s.

        • Pi

          I feel like it’s 50-50 blame.
          We birthed a monster and you fuckers made him rich and famous.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Mark, i poked you on facebook and you didn’t poke me back

    fag

    • Pi

      Say no more. He’s banned for life.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        deservedly so. What an asshole

    • okxcy

      what did you poke him with?

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        my 7inch slanger

    • JoeNo
  • Pi

    I keep trying to explain to my girlfriend that you guys have very smart sophisticated humor.
    And then when she looks over there’s a Bartzy pic of some giant tits.

    • okxcy

      fuckin obama

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      you’re just trying to show off that you have a girlfriend

      busted

    • JoeNo

      Boobs are fuels to great minds, like beer is fuel to amateur athletes.

      • JoeNo

        I think I found my slogan for my softball team.

  • Mark Gormley

    Now Lanzo is posting on a hella old piece.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      poke me back

      • Mark Gormley

        I didn’t know that was still a thing. Do you do that shit with Pizo?

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          no, only you

  • Pi

    How can you monsters not like Mexicatholoboobs on a bus?

    • JoeNo

      I saw a moving truck named 2 guys and a truck and immediately thought it was the gay sequal to 2 girls 1 cup

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    make me a mod pi

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      Gormley, you, and I are facebook official…i feel left out

  • Mark Gormley

    We should all poke Mosley.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      if he wasn’t a ginger

  • okxcy

    Mosley doesn’t know that Fiona
    And me do it in my van every Sunday
    She tells him she’s in church but
    She doesn’t go
    Still she’s on her knees and
    Mosley doesn’t know

    Oh Mosley doesn’t know-oh
    So don’t tell Mosley
    Mosley doesn’t know
    Mosley doesn’t know
    (So don’t tell Mosley!)

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      tl;dr

      • Mark Gormley

        tl;fp

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          too long; fuck pi?

          • Mark Gormley

            Exactly!

  • Pi

    You want to know a game that never fails?
    Just the tip.

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s because you can’t play anything else.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas
    • okxcy

      dick slap it

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi would give it a handjob if he were there.

      • JoeNo

        Scorpions respect toughness, get your face in there and stare it down.

    • Pi

      Ask him if he knows Rock You Like A Hurricane.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        you know what, out of all the corny shit i’ve seen on this site, this easily takes the cake.

    • Mr. Horse
      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        i’ll show him…thanks!

  • Mark Gormley

    Now I’m high rep too! Take that, Pizo.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve joined the illustrious ranks with Brew, Henderson, and Jordy.

    • okxcy

      does this mean you’re going to start charging more?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes. Well, I am going to be paying less.

  • Pi

    Turns out that scorpion only plays in a cover band.
    http://i.imgur.com/CFd3A4G.jpg

    • Pi

      0% chance any of you can beat in any of the first 3 Mortal Kombat games.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse

    I miss the dead hookers.

    • Mark Gormley

      Bartz is just so busy these days.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi prefers poopy penis.

    • Bartz

      His boyfriend approves

      • Mark Gormley

        *boyfriends

  • Pi

    The Packers are slackers.

  • Pi

    When Brew lets Gormley out of his closet, I’m going to lock him in my igloo basement.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Slow day. I blame Bartz.

  • Fun Boy 87

    We hired 2 temp guys….that are some how making more per hour after take outs than us….

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you show them your scrotum to establish dominance?

    • JoeNo

      I’d stomp their feet to make sure they were wearing steel toes.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    mark

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      ok, i’ll go fuck myself

  • Fun Boy 87

    One guy asked them what kind of porno they watch

  • Bartz

    Do the temps get the benefits that you get jordy?

  • Mark Gormley

    Waiting on a tow truck to take my shitty Malibu into the shop–but also really, really have to pewp. Come here a minute, Henderson.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      im coming mark

  • Bartz
  • K.

    I need some birthday ideas for Mike.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/JNByu0t.jpg[/img]

      • Bartz

        Pegging it is!

  • Pi

    Get him one of these.
    http://i.imgur.com/wffpEem.jpg

  • K.

    Bunch of Pervs on here…

  • okxcy

    make him a sammich

  • Fun Boy 87

    Why is it impossible to find a cheap lawyer.
    Yet there is a bazillion free ones for illegal immigrants.
    I might just wanna pretend I’m illegal I mean how are they gonna prove it. I have no documents. Duh

    • Mark Gormley

      The free ones for immigrants are also usually subsidized by NGOs. And those assholes you see on TV are only interested in suing people.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Mark, I like your tats

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      is that denzel washington playing an instrument?

      • Mark Gormley

        How’d you know?

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          I’m psychic…but forreal. theyre badass tats

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            im thinking of getting one myself

          • Mark Gormley

            What are you thinking?

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            i was thinking something similar to this

            http://imgur.com/lhYVsUh.jpg

          • Mark Gormley

            That would be cool.

          • Mark Gormley

            Thanks man. Working on the other arm now.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m illegal.
    Now ill get free schooling and lawyers.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Im a bit of a pussy, how bad did the half sleeve hurt mark

    • okxcy

      he had the tattoo artist tickle his anus the whole time so he didn’t feel a thing

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        i dont want to pay extra getting mine

        • okxcy

          find one who gives happy endings

    • Mark Gormley

      Depends on the part of the arm and I think it’s different for everyone. I didn’t think it was that bad, but the inside of my elbow hurt like hell. The elbow is supposed to be painful, but I just thought the vibration was the only weird part.

  • Mark Gormley

    Are you thinking of just doing black, or were you going to do some color?

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      straight black and white…gonna try to go to the best guy in vegas.

      dudes waitlist is like 6 months

      • Mark Gormley

        Not sure if it’s the case out there, but summers are always busy for tattoo artists.

        • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

          this dudes won awards apparently for his black and white artwork. I figure since tats are permanent, I might as well get the best possible.

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      No embed. Why should I trust you?

      • Bartz

        you shouldn’t

        • Mark Gormley

          But can I trust Uranus?

  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      the classic dead fish

    • Mark Gormley

      Typical Lions fan.

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      i like how he just accepted his fate

  • Mark Gormley

    If Pi were a car, he’d be a Pontiac Aztec.

  • Pi

    Packfag I have a tattoo idea for you.
    http://i.imgur.com/9bmWEvl.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Don’t worry, Henderson. Pizo is just upset that I laid that epic burn on him and he’s taking it out on you because he is loses.

  • okxcy

    FUCK

    • Mark Gormley

      No thanks. I’m exhausted.

      • okxcy

        you didn’t use our safe word

        • okxcy

          so I’m going to assume you mean yes

          • Mark Gormley

            [Throws catfish at Okxcy.]

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Nickelback isnt even a bad idea for a tattoo

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Let’s talk about sex baby let’s talk about you and me

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m a virgin.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Fucking men counts

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Jesus

        • Mark Gormley

          Still.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Penguins look solid

  • okxcy

    finns can’t goaltend

    • Mark Gormley

      This is why MHB hates us.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Miami has a soccer team ?

  • okxcy

    ima go cut myself

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m watching a film about Kurt Cobain right now.

      • okxcy

        that was a murder

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. Lanzo and Pi can’t stop bragging about that.

    • Pi

      I’ll help.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So R8R

  • okxcy

    WHO DELETED MY COMMENT!

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Mark

      • okxcy

        FUCKIN BADER MOTHERFUCKER

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      fuckin dots

      • okxcy

        and feathers
        fuck em both

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Penguins greatest hockey team ever

  • okxcy

    I’m going to take my talents to SKA

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuck you, Pizo. Go back to Narnia.

  • Brew_City

    where the white women at

  • Brew_City

    http://i.imgur.com/RZmtx85.jpg
    They’re pretty sweet!

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Just saw this fat chick in fort worth wearing a GB t-shirt with green hair

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Brew would probably marry her

      • Pi

        Probably was Brew.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Why can’t a Canadian team win at hokey ?

          • Pi

            Who gives a shit?
            Pi is a Penguins fan.

  • Joe No

    I just saw a faggoty guy wearing a giants jersey, must have been mosley

    • Matt Mosley 69

      At Wal-Mart ?

      • Joe No

        Pegging contest

        • Mark Gormley

          Was he winning?

          • okxcy

            no but he was having the time of his life

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp pewp.

  • Alias Number One™

    What’s up fucksticks?

    • Mark Gormley

      Ya know, just fuckin’ some sticks.

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo style!

        • Alias Number One™

          So there are some fleas, ticks & a goat involved?

          • Mark Gormley

            And a rusted out four runner.

      • okxcy
  • hawkshaw

    when gormley says he’s laying wood he really is

    • Mark Gormley

      Trees can’t say no.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Pi used to play trombone in a marching band. True story.

    • Pi

      I had the biggest tromboner ever.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’m paying 80 a month for a trombone sitting in my hall closet

    • Matt Mosley 69

      My daughter made drum major

      • Matt Mosley 69

        And my son is playing the tuba

  • Mark Gormley

    Assblaster 3000.

    • Hooza

      Assblaster 4.5

      • Mark Gormley

        You sumbitch!

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaart.

  • Pi

    Okxcy, what are your thoughts so far on the Stanley Cup finals?

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s busy shoving a catfish up his ass.

      • Pi

        I doubt the catfish even touches the sides. It could practically swim right in there.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Penguins win it all

    • Mark Gormley

      Get off of Pi’s defunct dick, Mosley.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Whoa….. pie has a dick

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. But it hasn’t worked in years and he has no balls.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Got to eat meat to keep the meat

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m at a band meeting Mark

    • Mark Gormley

      How much money are they short?

      • Mark Gormley

        Or, who was caught masturbating?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’ve paid out 1200 this week

        • Mark Gormley

          My HS band director used to lecture me for not volunteering once a month to work at a local bingo hall. He raised a lot of money for the band program using slave labor. But I was actually working every weekend to pay for my music lessons.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Slacker

          • Mark Gormley

            My Dad was fucking pissed when the dude called him up and basically accused me of being selfish. My Dad had been spending his spare time working at food joint in order to help pay for my Mom’s tax penalty after she fucked up disclosing how much she got in the divorce settlement. “What do you mean I can afford the lessons on my own?”

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Extra band fees this year because they are doing bands of America in Atlanta

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I don’t even know what this is

    • Mark Gormley

      Our jazz band got invited to play at a jazz festival in Nice when I was a junior. The band director ended up hiring some company that booked a “tour” for the marching band in a few cities in France, Italy, and Monaco. I think my Dad ended up shelling out close to three grand for that.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I probably shelled out 3k on band fees and food donations last year

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie do a found raiser for me

    • Mark Gormley

      What are the kids supposed to sell to raise money? Our program sold something called butterbraids.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        10 dollar calendars

        • Mark Gormley

          Haha. That’s stupid.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Your stupid

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, suggest that you guys sell this shit:

    https://butterbraid.com/

    • Mark Gormley

      They actually taste pretty good.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      What’s your cut

      • Mark Gormley

        I hadn’t thought about that. How does 20% sound?

        • JoeNo

          Jewish people always trying to cut stuff off.

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ve been rewatching The Sopranos. Makes me want to barter and a demand a cut for everything. Just ask Pi: I’ve demanded a 60/40 split of the revenue for this site.

          • JoeNo

            So you want to pay 8 dollars a month?

          • Mark Gormley

            As long as I get the better end of the deal.

  • Pi
    • Matt Mosley 69

      I have a catfish in my pants

  • JoeNo

    I wonder why PI hasn’t made millions of this side like SKA.

    • Pi

      We’re rich in quality comments.

      • JoeNo

        My asshole is itchier than a chicken pox riddled child.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      We need more links to CB

  • Mark Gormley

    I tried shaking down Lanzo for protection money by torching his meth lab. But the dude just shrugged and told me it wasn’t his shit anyways. Said he “found” it.

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

      • Bartz

        He is the guy sleeping with your mom and your wife.

        • JoeNo

          I’m no hipster!

          • Mark Gormley

            Ha! We had the same thought.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s Joe?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Hey bro

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So R8R?

    • JoeNo

      sweaty black guys are on tv, she will be late.

    • Mark Gormley

      I tried selling her a bass guitar yesterday, but she wasn’t interested.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    R8R

    • Matt Mosley 69

      She’s in my shower what do you want

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        Can I has your wife

        • Matt Mosley 69

          My wife is in the shower to

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            Can I shower?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I’ll come over

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            Oh bby

  • Bartz

    I should be able to feature comments on my articles!

    • JoeNo

      PI is real jewish when it comes to handing out mods

    • Mark Gormley

      Only Pi can feature comments because he is a Canadian dink faget.

      • Bartz

        you have to be the owner to feature.. Fuck dickus

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Mark, can you help me with my actuarial probability problem

    • Mark Gormley

      Probably not.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        Shit

        • Mark Gormley

          I struggled to get a B in Intro to Stats in college. Math isn’t my strong suit. Ask Okxcy.

          • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

            Jesus

          • JoeNo

            I doubt he was good at math either.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Mark can you go over my P&L with me

  • okxcy

    boopies

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Gif out not true

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Katy Perry gif please

    • Pi

      I bought you a present.
      http://i.imgur.com/JfhyGRq.jpg

      • Pi

        And by “bought” of course, I mean that I stole it.

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Didn’t embed. You are loses.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Okxcy, are you good at math

    • Pi

      He just got in a car accident as you asked that.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        Well, one less poster for you to have to moderate

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Lol

  • Bartz
    • Matt Mosley 69

      This gif sucks

  • Mark Gormley

    Lanzo is a meth wizard.

  • Pi

    Let’s be real. Only my comments are worth featuring.
    Your comments are 4.5 out of 10 at best.

    • Mark Gormley

      I think my Ass Trombone pic was feature-worthy.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I will hunt you down like a whore in Vegas

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas
    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      It’s sideways wtf

    • okxcy

      yes
      4.5

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        Thank you!

    • Pi

      I call bullshit. No one here believes you’re in grade 7 yet.

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        It’s been a rough 5 years trying to pass grade 6

  • Bartz
    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      Fake

  • Pi

    Okxcy what are you doing to celebrate the year of the Penguin?

    • Pi

      That’s a Chinese New Year question of course.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Die Charlie

    • okxcy

      eat 12 penguins

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie where you ever in the shit in Nam

    • Mark Gormley

      He paid a Thai ladyboy to shit on him once. Does that count?

      • Pi

        That’s an investment bro.

    • Pi

      True story. My friend’s dad was in the Vietnam war. He would randomly get flashbacks.
      You’d be having a normal conversation with the dude and he would suddenly jump under a table and start yelling about Charlie.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        So

    • okxcy

      he dodged the draft
      why do you think he is in canada?

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    I only dodge the NFL draft because of failed drug tests.

    • Pi

      Canada is so free that we don’t have to bomb brown people with oil to prove it.

      • Bartz

        You don’t have to, but you do anyway.

      • okxcy

        how dare you insult our national pastime

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Canada probably has over 500 army people in Syria

        • Pi

          If you believe Canada’s army is bigger than a hockey team someone lied to you.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I’ve seen 4 m1151 in Germany in 1992

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I probably have ptsd but I like it and don’t want money or help from the VA

  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      is that jordy?

      • Pi

        Too tall.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Jesus

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
    • Bartz

      Not even going to make it to the NFC champ game.

      • Mark Gormley

        “What’s the ‘NFC champ game’?”–Lions fans

  • okxcy

    playoffs? don’t talk about playoffs!
    -lions fans

    • Mark Gormley

      Preseason champs even when they suck during the preseason.

  • okxcy

    vegas’ life is a papa roach song

  • K.

    Hey.

  • K.

    The game was interesting in the 1st. Then Cavs started sucking hard

  • K.

    All I will say is Matt Ryan did not deserve the MVP.

  • K.

    What was for dinner?

  • K.

    Is Pineapple every coming back?

    • okxcy

      maybe when football starts again

  • Mark Gormley

    What are you getting for Mike, Reesy?

    • okxcy

      herpes

      • Mark Gormley

        The gift that keeps on giving. Thanks a lot, Okxcy.

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Bonerism.

  • Mark Gormley

    Beat my meat.

    • Bartz

      I think I will beat my meat

  • Pi

    What are you lowlife fucktwats doing for the weekend?

  • Brew_City

    Jordy been torching Davon House in practice
    D already mid season form

    • Mr. Horse

      87 is going to kick a lot of CB ass this season.

      • Joe No

        Too be fair house wouldnt start on alot teams

  • Alias Number One™

    Would you be a contract killer if you knew you would never get caught?

    • Bartz

      sure. Id have rules though

      • Alias Number One™

        Rule # 1. Never kill thy neighbor.
        Subsection a. Unless he has a super hot wife

  • Pi

    Gormley patrols Brew’s closet better than House guards a receiver.

    • Joe No

      I will be surprised if house sees the field by week 10.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shit.

  • Pi
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Dinner tonight for my moms 70 birthday

    • Pi

      Is she single? She sounds hot.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      My brother in law is a millionaire my mom’s BF is a retired VP from BN and they want to split the check 3 days

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I just said I’ll pick up the check

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Non of them are Jewish

          • Pi

            Of course they’re not.
            Gormley would have already assumed you were picking up the check.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Only because my grandfather tried to kill them all

  • Mark Gormley

    Wait. Mosley isn’t paying for my dinner tonight?

    • Pi

      All you can eat butthole.

  • Alias Number One™

    Sphincter Suflee, Ginger Style. Don’t be so happy about this Gorms!

    • Pi

      Gormley wants to know if it’s kosher.

      • Pi

        Butthole needs to be blessed by a rabbi to achieve its maximum flavor potential.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shouldn’t you be at a b4-4 fan club meeting, Pizo.

  • Alias Number One™

    thirty fucking minutes to go…

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      till wut

      • Mark Gormley

        The witching hour–where he gets raped into oblivion.

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaaart.

  • Chris Keal

    ATTENTION DICKHEADS: I have arrived.

  • Chris Keal

    Horse’s featured comment is weak. Is that what we are doing here now? Featuring THAT nonsense? This fucking guy lives on the internet. His stories are FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!

    • Chris Keal

      “Whatever grandpa.” – This is my reply to whatever reply he posts 8 hours from now.

  • Mark Gormley

    How are we supposed to know that you are really Chris Kelly and that this isn’t just some Lanzo mischief?

    • Chris Keal

      Good point fucko.

      • Chris Keal

        I’m still here lingering. Would Chris Kelly REALLY DO THAT????

        • Mark Gormley

          Stupid autocorrect. Ima call up MFA’s call center and file a complaint.

  • Chris Keal

    Does Jordy still come here? That is all I really wanna know. But also how are you Mark? Family well? Experiencing positive life experiences?

  • Pi

    Jordy’s around still. He’s been working a lot the last few weeks.

  • Chris Keal

    I’m all about “anal POV” for my search keywords. Vegas too. That is why I modded him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Chris Keal prefiere la pornografía de cucarita de edad.

    • Chris Keal

      Just say it man. I am too drunk for opening a new tab and translating this nonsense.

      • Mark Gormley

        Chris Keal prefers elderly cuck pornography.

        • Chris Keal

          Oh,.. I locked in on “porn” and “edad”.

      • Chris Keal

        Dad porn? Searching for dad porn? This is my best guess.

  • Chris Keal

    Mark I am getting no likes from you WTF bro???? I have literally liked every one of your comments.

    • Chris Keal

      Not cool. I am out. Taking my kids to Peter Piper Pizza.

  • Chris Keal

    Pi I love you. Thank you for the likes. Means a lot to me.

  • R8Rnation

    Sup bitches

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    r88888888888r

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Yo

    • okxcy

      how much do you like softball players?

  • hawkshaw

    to old for wedding receptions ,wife would’nt even let me be the drunk uncle

  • Fun Boy 87

    Covfefe!

  • Mark Gormley

    Covfefe poop fart!

    • Fun Boy 87

      I’m gonna Covfefe you

      • Fun Boy 87

        Like you’ve never been Covfefe befored

        • Mark Gormley

          Lanzo loves covfefe.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Lanzo invented covfefe

          • Mark Gormley

            Lanzo IS covfefe.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    So I get told Tuesday I need to have my payment plan put in by today at 4pm and be finished registering for classes.

    I get a call at 230pm today that I need to enroll in an administration regristration orientation and do a placement test….before I register for classes. (I already registered like 2 days ago and did my payment plan shit)
    Oh the guy also asked if I still was looking into attending school (after having all my financial aid shit go through and such etc etx)

    So confusing but now I need a taking a reading AND WRITING EXAM oh my gawd.
    I’m actually signing up tho for the practice tests and tutoring

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas
  • Mark Gormley

    Do you guys like hookers?

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      no

    • JoeNo

      Are they gross hookers or the movie kind? If its Elizabeth Shue hooker, then absolutely
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/3iAMmBJ.jpg[/img]

  • JoeNo

    Keal is still alive? You guys told me he suffocated wearing one of those gimp masks

    • okxcy

      he was actually huffing jordy’s farts

  • Mark Gormley

    I just took a huge dump in Pi’s favorite top hat.

    • JoeNo

      I’m not sure this is considered a top hat. More of a tip hat.
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/plW894g.jpg[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi would never wear this hat. But he’d love to see you wearing it when you guys go out for a Molson some time.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fart.

  • Pi
  • Fun Boy 87

    Covfefe

  • Fun Boy 87

    Just got a call for an apprenticeship in plumbing….
    That would be sweet get plumbing under my belt too… My associates will make itself into a bachelors with friggin expierence.

  • okxcy

    my back is whack

    • JoeNo

      Start getting lighter gay sex partners.

      • okxcy

        I’ll pass that along to your mom when I see her tonight

        • JoeNo

          She is open minded, I don’t think she will care which hairy men you sleep with

  • Mark Gormley

    Crack is whack.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi 8 splooge.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Charles woodson a football life is probably the best one I ever saw. And it actually gets sad.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh ya baby ohhhh yaaa cum on my face.
    Gormley.you’ll like this being an ex starbucky barista
    My wife’s friend is quitting Sbux after like 20 years it seems.
    And is…throwing a party for it…
    Fuck.
    My
    Life.
    Brodie.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Jordys softball game offense was up 14 points at one point vs defense.
    Uggghhh

  • Fun Boy 87
  • okxcy

    fuckin warvegg

    • Mark Gormley

      Did he sell you some bad meth again?

      • okxcy

        why would I buy from him when the good stuff is made in my backyard?

        • Mark Gormley

          Because you’re a crazy hipster.

          • Mark Gormley

            Who may or may not have a barnacle on his anus.

          • okxcy

            it is an oyster
            sustainable green organic vegan pearls are all the rage these days

          • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    Pi enjoys poopy gravy.

    • okxcy

      jordy enjoys gravy pooping

      • Mark Gormley

        Gravy enjoys pooping on Pi.

        • Mark Gormley

          And Pi enjoys that too.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I got bacon cheese… :-X

    • Mark Gormley

      Queeeeeeeef.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ummm

        • Mark Gormley

          I once punch Pi’s supposed-penis so hard that one of his prosthetic testicles shot out of his mouth.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Nuticles

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi hates waffles because a couple of older boys in his neighborhood once sodomized him with a waffle iron.

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    Make me an internet pimp

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoooo

  • okxcy

    make vegas an internet pussy

  • Fun Boy 87

    Make me an internet butthole to virtually go through

  • Fun Boy 87

    Guys don’t buy bacon cheddar cheese. It tastes like pie.

    • okxcy

      moldy butthole

    • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

      creampie

  • hawkshaw

    holy crap ,wife let me turn on the 600 watt channel monster

  • hawkshaw

    36 years with one women snowflakes

    • okxcy

      fag

      • hawkshaw

        son

        • okxcy

          dad?

  • Pi

    I’m on a computer with no gifs. I feel so naked.

  • okxcy

    I just found my ____shaw folder
    https://i.imgur.com/XicxDBl.jpeg

    • hawkshaw

      i WILL take scalp

  • hawkshaw

    run nekked to the outhous

    • okxcy

      he pees in his igloo

  • hawkshaw

    maple syrup bastard

    • hawkshaw

      unknown italian parents

  • Pi

    Okxcy cheers for Nashville and Green Bay while poorly driving a Toyota Camry.

    • okxcy

      I’ll have you know I drive a Subaru like a true lesbian

  • okxcy
  • Pi
  • Pi

    Alright I’ll be back later to troll you mandingos.

  • okxcy
  • hawkshaw

    all right ,war bonnet

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    okxcy

    • okxcy

      netflix and chill?

      • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

        hulu and chill

        • Fun Boy 87

          HBO go and chill

        • okxcy

          hulu is worse than amazon

  • hawkshaw

    hiawatha has a hard on

  • Mark Gormley

    Anusshaw.

    • hawkshaw

      no way hebrew

  • okxcy
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi would wear one of these if he had any junk to support.

    • hawkshaw

      is that silk

  • Fun Boy 87

    Schmegmashaw

  • hawkshaw

    does that come in silk g-string

  • okxcy

    vegas

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hendersonshaw

  • Mark Gormley

    Poopshaw.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Buttmoldshaw

  • Fun Boy 87

    ….cockshaw….
    Rickshaw….

  • Commander-in-Chief Vegas

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

    • okxcy

      OOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, how long until America elects its first Asian-American president?

    • okxcy

      asians are too smart to get into politics

      • Mark Gormley

        Then explain how Asian countries have politicians?

        • okxcy

          white people in yellowface

          • Mark Gormley

            That is offensive.

          • okxcy

            don’t start jewsplaining to me

  • hawkshaw

    i would carry all of you ,well maybe not vegas

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m so mad real Madrid beat juventus today

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ronaldo got 2 goals

  • okxcy
    • okxcy

      bad jew is letting money escape

      • Fun Boy 87

        He’s communist turkish

  • hawkshaw

    EAT RED MEAT

    • okxcy

      how much do you love one eyed snake?

  • okxcy

    about fucking time the predators stopped sucking

    • Mark Gormley

      Speaking of sucking, where the fuck is Pizoshaw?

  • hawkshaw

    willow over a slow running stream

    • Mark Gormley

      [Cums]

  • hawkshaw

    pile of sawdust cums

  • hawkshaw

    damm hippie

    • Mark Gormley

      [Takes shot of patchouli oil.]

      • hawkshaw

        got any old heart ,sawdust queen

  • okxcy

    this will make mark’s pants tight
    http://i.imgur.com/Rm5S05L.jpeg

    • Mark Gormley

      [Faints in ecstasy.]

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      good job,hebrew

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw is Canada’s biggest WNBA fan.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Some Indian (rag ) just talked to me in polish.
    DO I LOOK THAAAAAT POLISH

    • Fun Boy 87

      I know I have a polish head but my facial features are not that polish….

  • Fun Boy 87

    Also I’m at a starbuckie barista party

    • Mark Gormley

      Why?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Cards of humanity … Bad 90s oasis type music… And they are drinking fancy shit.

    • okxcy

      zima?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gorms. My wife’s friend that graduated from art school finally quit Sbux after like 20000 years. So she is having people over.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you rape all of them?

      • Fun Boy 87

        The guys look gay

        • Mark Gormley

          Yup. Buncha Pizoshaws.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And my laxatives are starting to kick in.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I cAme here to do 2 things. Shit and smoke cigarettes. And well I have a whole pack.

  • Fun Boy 87

    A guy is wearing crocs

    • Fun Boy 87

      With black socks.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And they are talking sbux. Brb

  • Mark Gormley

    Mind you, I’ve worked for Starbucks before.

    • Fun Boy 87

      That’s why I tell you cuz I kno2 dat

  • okxcy

    ask them for a large black coffee and watch heads explode

    • Fun Boy 87

      I only use small medium and large at that place.

    • Mark Gormley

      No. They like that. Simple customers are the best. Ask them for some ridiculous frappucino thingy and they will want to kill you.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol I want a large cockachino. Or a dunkapacino remember that commercial

  • Fun Boy 87

    Cards of humanity is gay as fuck.

  • hawkshaw

    dirty krauts

  • Fun Boy 87

    At least there is a concrete and cement masonry book her dad has I can read.

  • hawkshaw

    sausage eater beer queers

    • okxcy

      that is not a nice way to talk about your children

  • Fun Boy 87

    And it has a bunch of shit I’m gonna be learning and now i feel smarter because i learned how to turn fractions up to a foot in the nearest hundredth. Every 8th is .01

    • hawkshaw

      yer famious ,google gay german

    • Fun Boy 87

      Skimming through the quizzes so far I knew a bunch of the shit already.

  • hawkshaw

    must be nice to pat yourself on the back

    • Fun Boy 87

      Nigro. I got called for an apprentice plumber job today. And I start school in august for artichectural crap.

      • Fun Boy 87

        The dui was the best thing ever to happen. To me.

  • hawkshaw

    rocket scientist before the test

    • Fun Boy 87

      Not my fault I was already in a management position in co Crete

  • hawkshaw

    ever hear the term ,shit hits the fan

    • okxcy

      trump just made it up

  • hawkshaw

    all luck for you jordy ,but yer borderline crazy

  • Mark Gormley

    Playing this on my bass right now:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

  • hawkshaw

    horse apples

  • Fun Boy 87

    Dear god. They are talking about “punk rock” help. Me. Horse.

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat fun boy

  • Fun Boy 87
    • hawkshaw

      2nd grade math

      • Fun Boy 87

        Yeah and that’s part of the math concepts for cement finishers…

        • Fun Boy 87

          Laborers would probably be how do you tie a shoe.

  • hawkshaw

    love yer short hobbit ass jordy

    • Fun Boy 87

      *maybe she’s born with it maybe its* is the cards of humanity thing.
      I said in my head *aids*

      • hawkshaw

        keep up the good work ,kid

  • R8Rnation

    Sup bitches

  • Mark Gormley

    That is offensive, R8R.

  • Fun Boy 87

    How did Stella get her groove back.
    *lanzo*

  • hawkshaw

    lovely cat women

  • Fun Boy 87

    Someone is talking about her dating app. And now its blowing up.

    • okxcy

      is she hot?

    • Fun Boy 87

      8===D
      I wouldn’t touch her with emoji pipi

  • hawkshaw

    wonder women 5’10’
    jordy5′ 1′

    • Pi

      Maybe on stilts.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I keep trying these crackers and cheeses and have to go out side to smoke a cig to get the taste out of my mouth

  • Fun Boy 87

    And because I want cards of humanity to die a horrible death

    • Pi

      I love Cards Against Humanity.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I will not like this. Or you.

        • Pi

          You’re not tall enough to hit the like button anyway.

          • Fun Boy 87

            I was tall enough to stick my German sausage in your Italian gnnochi

          • Fun Boy 87

            Plus you were bent over on the foot stool

  • Fun Boy 87

    Idk why saying shit is funny as a card game but when you SAY IT as a joke people think you are disgusting.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Seriously if I blurted out in a group of people
    I want to see little boys in assess chaps people would say I’m gross.
    But if I say it in a card game people laugh.
    That’s why I cum here

  • Fun Boy 87

    And yes I do wanna see Hawkshaw in assless jockless chaps

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ball piss.

  • Pi

    Jordy should drive a street legal monster truck.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lpl

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Are you the most manly man in Canada ?

      • Fun Boy 87

        He wears slip on jean material shoes.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I have know idea what this means

      • Pi

        I was sculpted in manliness by Zeus’ left testicle.

    • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw’s nickname in high school was “Cheap Trick”.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Does Jurdy still post ?

    • okxcy

      he eloped with mhb

      • Matt Mosley 69

        To the moon with you

  • hawkshaw

    i had no nickname ,i was the enforcer

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Your the Informer ?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I love your music

    • Pi

      Dances With Wolves?

      • hawkshaw

        dances with fists

        • Pi

          Dances With Brandy.

          • hawkshaw

            he

  • hawkshaw

    most jocks do not want to fight, i did

  • okxcy

    hawk was a lover

  • Mark Gormley

    Dances with Farts.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    The only nickname I had was in the army all the black guys just called me the whitest white person ever

  • Fun Boy 87

    Iam jordy bitch.
    And I get called the most Mexican white person.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Because you have bad tattoos

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I still love you

      • Fun Boy 87

        No cuz i pronounce Mexican better then this one guy from Texas

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuck me. Ughhhhh.
    Lol I’m still just reading these books skimming through.
    I know more concepts on book 3 than 1 (easier to harder) ugggghhh

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Dr Seuss is hard

  • Pi

    Si senor.
    I’m here to shave de grass.
    http://i.imgur.com/1AJm92K.jpg

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

      • Fun Boy 87

        She’s in a lot of my pictures.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Don’t know how to add a fraction on paper but I can add measurements on a tape measure. Go figure.

  • hawkshaw

    women get incredible mad when you turn them down

    • Fun Boy 87

      She is my friend.

      • Fun Boy 87

        We’ve both seen each other doing the nasty and I banged most of her friends

    • Matt Mosley 69

      None of us have ever turned down a women

      • Fun Boy 87

        Negatory pie has. She was too young (52)

        • Matt Mosley 69

          And didn’t have a penis

          • Fun Boy 87

            LOL

      • okxcy

        we’re all fagets or virgins

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I’m a virgin

          • okxcy

            vegas will help you wit that

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lol me and her slept in her moms bed when we got home at like 7am and for some reason I woke up naked with a rag over my junk. Her mom said she came in and I had the blanket off me naked her mom is like a 2nd mom to me.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Mosley wait here look at this.

    • okxcy
  • Fun Boy 87
    • Pi

      I bet they drive the same Subaru as Okxcy.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Me and my wife are trying to figure out if Tristan is a guy or a girl with a penis or something.

  • hawkshaw

    pi’s women is young for me

  • Fun Boy 87

    So if he’s a guy(trystan) and he she(biff) has a vagina is he gay?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    You guys always make my normal married life seem worth it thanks

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

    • hawkshaw

      you iron underwear

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Who doesn’t

        • Fun Boy 87

          I don’t even fold clothes

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Me either I pay my kids to do that

        • hawkshaw

          guess we all do in some way

    • Fun Boy 87

      My wife still has an Italian last name.

  • Fun Boy 87

    There is a girl here that is fucking five foot TEN

    • okxcy

      burn the witch

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol she just stood next to me a 2nd…

  • Fun Boy 87

    The guy works drive thru!!!

  • Pi

    This bitch is faker than a woman’s orgasm.
    http://i.imgur.com/c7j74dY.jpg

    • Fun Boy 87

      LoL

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I pay my daughter’s like 40 each a week to do laundry I feel riped off

  • Fun Boy 87

    That fucking British guy that’s friends with Taylor swift wrote rhiana songs….her and GAY Z probably wrote HAT ONE.

  • Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

    • Mark Gormley

      Improper use of quotation marks. Pizoshaw has failed yet again.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Wow. They are talking about cold venti brews.

  • Fun Boy 87

    What’s the name of that song cake?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Going to watch murder she wrote and go to bed dreaming of OBJ

    • Fun Boy 87

      I dream about jordy nelson stroking his cock over my face.
      And wake up covered in sweat and cum

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I do to not sure it’s the murder she wrote girl of OBJ

    • hawkshaw

      hallmark channel

  • Pi

    When I saw Jordy in real life, it crossed my mind to give him one of these.
    http://i.imgur.com/MVFLRYU.gif

    • Fun Boy 87

      Then you would be dead.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Another Chicago statistic and another brother in the joint

      • Pi

        First though I’d cover you for the 3 count.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley did you love working drive thru cuz this guy does.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’d rather work hot bar, but I almost always got stock on the window because my boss loved my voice and I think well on my feet. Working drive thru is fucking tough.

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s also an easy way to fuck with people.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I once tried to ride my bike through a drive thru at McDonald’s.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Also tried to walk. So I had to flag a cab to take me through.
          Having money was fun

  • hawkshaw

    panty waist damm giant fan

  • Fun Boy 87

    One time I got a hotel room to take a nap at from walking home from a bar.
    And my ex (gf at the time) saw it on the bank acct and accused me of cheating on her.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Best 75$ spent ever.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawkshaw is the new Pizoshaw.

    • hawkshaw

      eat me

  • Fun Boy 87

    Nah for real tho I couldn’t stop pie from giving me high fives. And we hugged.

  • Fun Boy 87

    But a bro hug

    • Fun Boy 87

      Boner on boner

  • hawkshaw

    me and the boy got to listen to the best album ever today on the monster ,wish you where here

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw owes me upwards of $10,000 for all of the jars of farts I have sent him so far this year.

  • Pi

    Jordy wears a Fudge Packers hat in the Chicago hood.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Always

  • hawkshaw

    wish you where here

    • okxcy

      incubus

      • Fun Boy 87

        Pie smells like the singer

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie tell the story about the jar of cum you gave that girl

    • Pi

      Tomorrow.
      I gotta head out tonight. Enjoy your evening gentlemen.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Going to give head?

  • hawkshaw

    jordy wears a 20 inch linseam

  • hawkshaw

    pi fucks seals

    • Pi

      Just Morlando seals.

      • hawkshaw

        so what does walrus pussy taste like ,weirdo

  • Fun Boy 87

    People keep saying just the tip and that’s what she said.
    I don’t get it

  • hawkshaw

    i would chase pi’s hot women ,but shes older then me

    • Fun Boy 87

      She’s horses grandma

      • Fun Boy 87

        Aka the “virgin” mary

  • Fun Boy 87

    So everyone laughs at battlefield amputations but not Auschwitz…wtf.
    Liberal fucks.

  • hawkshaw

    so 36 years with same women with maybe ten strays ,am i as bad as tiger woods

  • hawkshaw

    i found doing a prgnent womrn creepy

  • hawkshaw

    adios white people ,we attack at dawn

    • Hooza

      We attack the crack of Dawn.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m going to sleep way too late

    • Mark Gormley

      Fucking Pizoshaw.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi sucks Pi.

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    this is how mosley spent his saturday night
    http://i.imgur.com/1hSWOR0.gif

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoooo

  • okxcy

    what up homos?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is fart penis.

  • JoeNo

    Fucking white people.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Suprised I kept 17 lbs of my 20 I lost dieting off still.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fucking white people.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Let’s talk about sex baby let’s just talk about me

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t you be eating ass somewhere?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        She’s at the movies with the young adults

        • Mark Gormley

          You could always eat your own ass.

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s how Pi got his start in the business.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    It’s raining the sun is shinning thanks Trump

    • Matt Mosley 69

      American is going to be great

  • okxcy

    lebron james sucks

    • Mark Gormley

      And so do you.

      • okxcy

        i just do it as a hobby

    • Pi

      The NBA is terrible.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is sucks.

    • okxcy

      it’s true
      I looked it up in the dictionary

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Only EM and SC and slay the best players ever in there sport

    • okxcy

      erectile malfunction and soggy chalupa?

  • Mark Gormley

    Quuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef.

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley loves electronic dance music.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I do like a good Swedish rap band

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus. What has Pi done to you?

    • okxcy

      he has sandstorm on repeat

  • okxcy
    • Pi

      This is a good jam. I’m going to get super baked and listen to it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi prefers anything by Hanson. They are his favorite “classic rock” band.

    What a loses…

    • Pi

      My brother was pretty addicted to Mmmbop back in the day.

    • okxcy

      and don’t even get him started on his beiber obsession

  • Pi

    Okxcy let’s talk hockey.

    • okxcy

      predators in 6

      • Pi

        Even DK Sudan can’t make that happen.

        • okxcy

          I’ve seen handicapped people who can skate better than him
          You should be ashamed he is Canadian

    • okxcy

      usa > canada

    • okxcy

      ( . )( . )

  • Mark Gormley

    They should remove all of the Canadians, Europeans, and Russians from the lineups so that we can laugh at how shitty the American players are on their own.

    • okxcy

      make the NHL great again!

    • Pi

      That’s no covfefe way to act towards your fellow countrymen.

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s always funny to hear dumbass Americans ask why Canada always win hockey gold…

  • Pi

    I have a serious jam to throw down. Try not to fondle yourself Gorms.
    https://youtu.be/lvJcxM68_yU

    • JoeNo

      World would be a better place if we rounded up all the religious people and exiled them to Antarctica without cold weather gear.

      • Pi

        Bad idea. They would eventually find some oil and then you guys would invade Antarctica.

      • okxcy

        plenty of dumb people who aren’t religious

        • JoeNo

          canadians…

  • Fun Boy 87

    You guys like this gangster rap group called Tupac

    • okxcy

      sounds like a terrorist

  • Pi

    I downloaded that Bob Ross jam to get all super baked with.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Its so nice having a shittt job I dont care about at all.
    I’m feeling depressed having to work for these assclowns that have their prioroties so fucked up(got the lab position but still waiting to start go figure so I can be “budgeted” in they’ll probably try to low ball me)….
    So now I have more interviews this week other places. Woo

  • Fun Boy 87

    Why do canadians do Canadian stuff like gay secks

  • Fun Boy 87

    1canuck was killed in London sorry pie

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie have you ever heard of a Canadian butt plug?

    • Fun Boy 87

      ITS CALLED MY FACE

      • Pi

        You enjoyed the maple smokey vegan flavor of my butthole.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw is the worst.

    • Mark Gormley

      That dude likes Jason Whitlock.

  • Bartz
    • JoeNo

      Good morning dear friend.

  • Brew_City

    sup skanks

    • Bartz

      Your dick up Pi’s asshole

      • Brew_City

        wat

        • Bartz

          You read it right!

  • Bartz
    • Pi

      Brew’s definitely the circle hand.

      • Brew_City

        pffft

    • Joe No

      Both are the circle hand, r8r is the other hand

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw can’t even read.

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      I’d have boot stomped him so hard to the chin

      • Brew_City

        Pi woulda turned around and smiled

  • Alias Number One™

    What are you spooks up to?

  • Mark Gormley

    You all smell terrible.

    • Joe No

      Blame your mom. I havent showered yet

  • Bartz
  • Fun Boy 87

    Poopo

    • Brew_City

      sup

  • Pi

    Good afternoon mandingos.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I like you gay guys.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut your filthy dink mouth, Pizoshaw.

  • okxcy

    I’m going to eat your pumpkin

  • K.

    chicken strips

    • okxcy

      sub

      • okxcy

        with a side of penguin

        • okxcy

          washed down with a large glass of pi’s tears

      • K.

        double meat

  • Mark Gormley

    *Knock knock*

  • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, what does Pi have to do if the Penguins lose the series?

    • okxcy

      he can’t shave his anus for 4 weeks

      • Mark Gormley

        But he does that to benefit society.

  • Pi

    We’re all watching the hockey game, right?

    • okxcy

      You know what I Carrie Underwood?

      • okxcy

        my balls

      • Pi

        She’s already banging a Canadian.
        Soiled for life.

        • okxcy

          washed up scrub

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    Melania is going to be angry
    Murray is getting bullied by the crowd again

    • Pi

      The Nashville Flukie-Goal-ators.

      • Mark Gormley

        Well, if anyone knows flukes it would be a Lions fan.

        • Pi

          Your mother wasn’t a purebred Jew. There I said it.

          • okxcy

            gormley is a mudblood?

  • Pi

    Rinne is Finnish for lucky.

    • okxcy

      he stole guentzel’s luck

      • Pi

        Guentzel actually tore it up in the regular season too.

        • okxcy

          but now he’s a 25 year old stafford

          • Pi

            White people don’t age gracefully like Asians.

          • okxcy

            suckers
            I’ll look like I’m 11 until I’m 78
            you’ll look like a freeze dried anus by 29

  • Mark Gormley

    I don’t know what you qwers are talking about.

    • okxcy

      your mom

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re mom*

        • okxcy

          now go to bed without dinner

      • Pi

        She makes a mean tossed salad.

  • Pi

    What are these rednecks saying after the goalie’s name?

    • okxcy

      Murray
      Murray
      Murray
      You suck!
      It’s all your fault!
      It’s all your fault!
      It’s all your fault!

      • okxcy

        pure poetry

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve pooped in Pi’s wallet again.

  • okxcy

    chuck having a good time
    http://i.imgur.com/exFVypk.gif

    • okxcy

      or practicing his striptease
      I’m not sure

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    pi did you see the interview with charles “eat his ass” barkley?
    he’s more mosley than mosley

    • Pi

      It was nice to not have to listen to Milbury for a few minutes.

      • okxcy

        also I’m pretty sure he said gormley (and other jews) ruined the NBA

  • Mark Gormley

    Anyone wanna do some blow?

    • okxcy

      a wild busey appears

    • okxcy

      or are you gloryholing again?

      • Pi

        That implies he ever stopped.

        • okxcy

          every couple hours he comes up for a breath

        • Mark Gormley

          Legends never die, queef.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, how does your family feel about you being a scat porn megastar?

  • okxcy

    I’m supposed to be writing my monthly (TPS) report but it is more fun shitposting

  • Pi

    Gormley’s face is so damn punchable.

    • Mark Gormley

      Too bad it would shatter your tiny, Trump-like hands.

    • okxcy

      maybe he was born with it
      maybe it’s maybelline

      • Mark Gormley

        And questionable breeding.

  • Pi

    The horseshoe up Rinne’s ass could fit inside Gormley.

  • okxcy

    you killed our black guy!

    • Pi

      They don’t belong on water, even if it’s frozen.

      • okxcy

        I was saying thank you

        • Pi

          DK Sudan.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Nashville Confederates sure is loses.

    • Pi

      They lead the league in fan gayness.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s only because all of the Canadian teams are out of contention.

    • okxcy

      I challenge you to a duel
      http://i.imgur.com/37KpSIg.gif

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    suck my pekka

    • Pi

      You’re Malkin me wet.

  • Pi

    Penguins in 6.

    • okxcy

      pens are rattled
      they’re gonna get reverse swept

      • Pi

        I will kick you in your tiny Asian testicles.

  • Pi

    The Joe Flacco cube.

    E L I T E
    / L / L
    E L I T E I
    L T L T
    I E L I T E
    T / T /
    E L I T E

    • okxcy

      I have no idea what this is supposed to be
      but it has enough Eli’s that I think you’re mosley pretending to be pizo

    • Pi

      God damn disqus formatting.
      http://i.imgur.com/aOwKSWO.jpg

  • okxcy

    penguins just got rickrolled
    predators meme game too strong

  • okxcy

    pi when you came to my town did you stay in Detroit so that it felt like home?
    http://i.imgur.com/hsODn3f.jpeg

    • Pi

      I mingled with the wealthy blacks. Felt like I saw bigfoot in real life.

      • okxcy

        must be in Definitely Drugs

  • okxcy

    well I’m off to fap
    http://i.imgur.com/QwqZRLx.gif

  • Brew_City

    sup skanks

  • Pi

    My mojo is legit. “2 legit 2 quit” legit.

    • Brew_City

      how bout them penguins

      • Pi

        They are playing like a Packers mash unit last 2 games.

        • Brew_City

          how dare you

  • Pi

    Other than get stoned, what would one do in Wisconsin?

    • Brew_City

      that depends. I do a lot of hunting and fishing. Lots of people have cottages and just chill by the lake

      • Brew_City

        Others are really fat

        • Pi

          And they’e skinny compared to some of the other ones.

  • Pi

    Brew what’s the fattest girl you ever fucked?

    • Brew_City

      probably about similar weight to me. 140. There was one big one I got real close to banging but I forgot her name when she asked and got mad for some reason

      • Brew_City

        I steer clear of the big ones

      • Pi

        Way before internet dating was cool, Pi got Catfished on an internet date.
        She hit me with the ol’ “here’s a picture of me 5 years ago when I was skinny”.
        So when I got there I didn’t want to be a dick and call her fat and ugly. Decided I would just use the night to get drunk.
        But drunk Pi penis has a mind of its own.
        I woke up next to this Shamu while trying to piece together the details. And realized I fucked her twice, folds and all.
        That bitch…
        She wouldn’t have been 140 lbs after liposuction.

        • Brew_City

          oh man

          • Brew_City

            Drunk Brew is still decent at seeing past the beer goggles.

          • Brew_City

            Mainly cuz I’m small and it’s easy to tell if she’s too big for me

  • Alias Number One™

    “You can drink em pretty, but you can’t drink em thin”
    >Alias

  • Joe No
  • Mark Gormley

    Nobody likes Pizoshaw.

  • Pi

    Gormley ruined the offseason.

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    gormley ” taps ” maple trees

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    I had a chub all day

    • Mark Gormley

      Flaggot.

  • okxcy

    the ups lady at work is smokin hot

    • Mark Gormley

      Too bad you aren’t into that sort of thing.

      • Mark Gormley

        My UPS driver is a dude who is six months away from retiring. Pi would be all over him.

  • Pi

    I’m going to bang the UPS lady.

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      20 oz isn’t enough for you?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw prefers extremely fierce rape.

    • Pi

      I’m more of a Billy Cosby, gently fall asleep and wake up with a loose butthole kind of guy.

      • Mark Gormley

        Well, that’s what you are now. But it’s not what you aspire to be.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw doesn’t even have his grade ten.

  • Pi
  • Sad ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

    Okxshawmarkmosley87horsepi

    • okxcy

      I hat that fag

    • JoeNo

      Worlds ugliest orgy?

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s called a Lions scrimmage, moron.

        • JoeNo

          I heard they are going to try and break their 0-16 record this year.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZNc9cNV.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      Remember how they got robbed/fluked last year?

  • R8Rnation

    Jordy

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Nope

  • Mark Gormley

    R8R

  • Pi

    Bill Cosby raped me last night.

  • Mark Gormley

    Calm down, Pizoshaw.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/m6gqDj7.gif[/img]

  • Brew_City

    it’s not rape if you like it Pi

  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    NICE FUCKING WEBSITE, DICKHEAD

    • Sad ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

      Shut up W

  • Brew_City

    waitin for 5 o’clock like

    http://i.imgur.com/fexs217.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been farting in your closet all day long.

      • JoeNo

        With all the dead prostitues rotting in there, it may be an improvement.

  • Mark Gormley

    FartBlaster 5000.

  • Sad ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

    Markzo

    • Mark Gormley

      How dare you.

  • Mark Gormley

    There’s no such thing as a free anus.

  • Mark Gormley

    You’re a real piece of work, Pizoshaw.

  • Pi

    It’s shorts and t-shirt weather here today.

    • Pi

      Got as hot as -30 here.

    • okxcy

      *booty shorts

  • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    Peeeeeeewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaaart.

  • okxcy

    Shaaaaaart

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes, but only if it’s on Pizoshaw’s face.

  • okxcy

    hot cross butthole

  • okxcy

    I wonder how many bottles of axe pi used today

    • Mark Gormley

      Not sure, but I know the number will be best represented in scientific notation.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup. Boi

    • Mark Gormley

      Free Mexicans!

  • okxcy

    yo yo yo
    it’s ya boi okxcy
    slam that like button

    • Mark Gormley

      ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

      • okxcy

        wat u say foo?

        • Mark Gormley

          THE COLONEL!!!!

          • okxcy

            ftw n00b

          • okxcy

            j3w

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      i say u he ded

  • R8Rnation

    Hiiiiiiii

    • Mark Gormley

      Hola

      • R8Rnation

        What did I miss

        • Mark Gormley

          Nothing.

          • R8Rnation

            Figures

          • Mark Gormley

            I mean, Pizoshaw is a terrible human being. But that’s nothing new.

  • R8Rnation

    I’m back in Tejas

    • okxcy

      my condolences

      • R8Rnation

        Most the time I like it here

  • R8Rnation

    Except, you know, when the legislature meets.

    • R8Rnation

      But that only every 2 years

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy is a bandwagon Preds fan now.

    • R8Rnation

      But he lives in Nashville? How is that bandwagon

      • Mark Gormley

        Because he can’t be a Packers fan and a Preds fan.

  • R8Rnation

    Plus i want the preds to win too

    • Mark Gormley

      I want both teams to lose.

      • JoeNo

        R8R is obviously for sexual predators.

        • R8Rnation

          Don’t judge me

      • R8Rnation

        Don’t be poopy

  • okxcy

    <3 R8R

    • Mark Gormley

      Where is your Patriots jersey, douchebag?

      • okxcy

        next to the seahawks, colts and star trek uniform

        • Mark Gormley

          Gotcha. Up Pi’s anus.

        • okxcy

          and 8 alabama jerseys

  • JoeNo

    Did Gubby off himself after the historic Vikings collapse?

  • JoeNo

    Was aliens vs predator worth watching?
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/m3zP24K.gif[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    This game is giving me a heart attack

  • Sad ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas

    r888888888888r

  • Mr. Horse
  • Fun Boy 87

    I rolled over on my phone this morning and slept through the alarm. Womp womp womp.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Pizoshaw.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ive never been late to work in 10 years.

    • Fun Boy 87

      My boss had a talk with me yesterday that he can tell I hate working here and he apprrciates my hard work still.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And I guess my boss was talking to ine of my budz at work and my friend told him “you know he’s way too smart to be getting paid what he is…” Lol and my boss said *I know he should be geyting paid way more*

  • Fun Boy 87

    Now I’m sitting in the larking lot yrying to keep awake. But I’m gonna go in lol peace

  • Mark Gormley

    Godspeed, Jordy.

  • Pi
    • Pi

      In that case go fuck yourselves.

  • Mark Gormley

    Stop being a self-liking faget, Pizoshaw.

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Have the Lions won the preseason yet?

  • Pi

    Is Gormley dead yet?

    • Brew_City

      working on it

      • Mark Gormley

        Lazy fucker.

      • JoeNo

        Stop putting water into your closet then.

      • Pi

        It’s a double whammy because Jews don’t even get into heaven.

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew needs to take better care of himself if he’s ever going to build up the strength needed to kill me. He spends too much time smoking weed and watching cartoons.

    • Pi

      I think what you meant to say is “he has the perfect life”.

      • Mark Gormley

        Guess it all depends on your perspective. Bartz is pretty happy with his life murdering hookers and burying their bodies in his basement.

    • Brew_City

      in August that list will include cleaning up puppy shit

      • Mark Gormley

        My pup was doing well until my GF got back after being going nearly a month. Now he just randomly pees in the house.

        • Mark Gormley

          But that might just be because he hats Pizoshaw.

  • Pi

    Gormley works a job and has a family.
    Like a loser.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi likes Africans with BBC.

  • Chris Keal

    HELLO HORSE YOU SONOFABITCH.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did Bader die?

  • Alias Number One™

    Keal, you fucker, what the hell are you doing here?

  • Sad ( ‾ʖ̫‾) Vegas
  • R8Rnation

    Why are you sad

  • Pi

    Lord Stanley’s Cup, hear thy Penguins call.

    • Mr. Horse

      This may very well be the very most faggoty post of all time.

  • Mark Gormley

    Who is sad?

    • Mr. Horse

      Is this hypothetical, or are you marketing industrial products?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m also trying to get Pi to buy a timeshare in Oregon.

  • Pi

    3-0 good guys.

    • okxcy

      you root for isis

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi would give 25 filthy Yinzers blowjobs just to be accepted as a Penguins fan.

      • Pi

        I read your comment in an Asian accent, which made it extra hilarious.

  • okxcy

    jesus pi
    you could have at least used some lube

    • Mark Gormley

      Maple syrup.*

  • Fun Boy 87

    God. You all are horny children.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is horny for old ladies (men).

      • Fun Boy 87

        And old cheese moccosans

        • Fun Boy 87

          Whatever that means.

          • Mark Gormley

            He likes farty milkshakes and egg creams.

          • Fun Boy 87

            He sticks his hand in Tim hortons

  • Pi

    Jordy drives a Sanford and Son pick up truck.

    • Fun Boy 87

      You wear jean material shoes.

      • Pi

        You may think I have terrible fashion sense… and that’s true.
        But it’s all just various Christmas clothes bought for me. Pi isn’t smart enough to dress himself.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I just was hoping you would be wearing a suit. Thats why I wore my nice pants.

        • Pi

          Looney tunes underwear + slip on shoes + wolf t-shirt + walmart jeans + GAP zip jacket = winning at life.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie do you ever pour syrup on snow and eat it like bizzar foods Andrew zimmer does

    • Pi

      It’s too hot for snow. Today was the first day above freezing all year.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Well when it does snow.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw wears jorts.

    • Pi

      I wore the faggot shirt you bought me for being your great leader.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Yes he did

        • Mark Gormley

          And jorts, of course.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh pie. Jordys wife says with me going to college I’m gonna have to stop using my “chicago slang” and itd not an excusr for pronouncing words wrong saying its my “accent”
    Do you say aboot when you are publicly speaking she said you probably think before the words come out to say it properly. I saud shes a liar.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw… More like Cumdumpstershaw.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • JoeNo

      More like this imo
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/aTHjFjW.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    Penguins by two field goals.
    But Okxcy already knows how to do math.

    • okxcy

      there is a game on?

      • Pi

        Math olympics.

    • okxcy

      hockey is for fags

    • JoeNo

      It must be hard to kick a puck with those faggetty ice capade blades on.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Shut up, Cumdumpstershaw.

      • Pi

        I’m going to run you over with Jordy’s truck.
        http://i.imgur.com/iJZXWrb.png

        • Mark Gormley

          You’d have to learn how to drive first–a car, that is, and not a sleigh.

  • Mark Gormley

    Did you guys know that Pizoshaw is afraid of goldfish?

    • okxcy

      those googly eyed motherfuckers

  • Pi

    Gormley, I’m going to beat you with a switch like a Peterson child.
    And you’re going to yell, “Au-schwitch”.

    • Mark Gormley

      Your vegan diet makes you weaker than Lanzo’s ankles. A beating from you will feel like the slightest breeze.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Do you ever wish that Okxcy would fart in your mouth?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw’s pillows are stuffed with the finest of Corinthian pubes.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So a packers fan and a lions fan walk into a bar

    • Matt Mosley 69

      This is how gay marriage started

      • Mark Gormley

        Are you spying on Pizoshaw and Henderson again?

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I have no idea where you are going here

  • JoeNo

    Giants fan walks into a bar, sees the giants score and walks out.

  • Pi

    A Lions fan walks into a bar.
    But that happens in prison sometimes.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fart.

  • Pi

    Gormley walks into a bar.
    It holds ties in Gormley’s closet.

    • Mark Gormley

      You mean Brew’s closet…

      • Pi

        Don’t mock the stoner spelling.

  • Mark Gormley

    Golden Taint wants a new contract.

    • Pi

      Your mom wants the pork sausage.
      But she can’t have it.

    • Joe No

      Lions are going to offer up 60m for 2 years. They are smart like that

      • Pi

        I switched your morning Cap’n Crunch milk with Canadian urine.

        • JoeNo

          I had bacon and eggs this morning, mostly bacon with some eggs I didn’t really eat.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizoshaw, you can’t make pork sausage jokes, you vegan queef.

    • Pi

      My farts smell like fresh maple cookies and freedom.

      • Mark Gormley

        No. Your queefs reek of weakness.

  • Pi

    You people still eat bacon and eggs in this day and age?

    • Pi

      Doesn’t that take like half an hour to make in the morning that you don’t have?

      • Pi

        Explain this to me. As a lazy free stoner entrepreneur, I don’t get that shit.

        • Pi

          But it’s also noon and I just finally ate breakfast.

  • Bartz
    • Pi

      Gormley just scored a 5 out of 7.

  • JoeNo

    There is always time to make bacon.

    • Pi

      Oh how glorious America ye be.
      http://i.imgur.com/3jdZHdw.jpg

      • JoeNo

        I am happy I live in a country that allows me to eat what I want.

        • Pi

          I knew you were lying 3 words in.

          • JoeNo

            I am always happy, I saw a non handicapped fat guy park in a handicapped spot and then get a ticket like 30 sec after he walked into the store.

          • Brew_City

            awesome

  • Pi

    Is deep fried butter really a thing?

    • Brew_City

      ya

      • Pi

        What kind of food fits under a locked closet door?

        • JoeNo <