Moby Dickless

Hellllllooooooo!
Here I sit, brokenhearted. Came to poast and the site farted.

I realize I am just a “tag along” popping into the blog with my refined insults and bass ackward football analysis, but youse guys don’t have to throw me out on my ear.

Left a contact message as insurance if you mods read them. I guess we’ll find out. But then you can’t be sure of anything these days. I went to bed Sunday night fully confident the Fal-coons would win the SB, only to learn in the morning they had committed the biggest gaff in football history and not play the clock.
At least that’s what Mike McCarthy told me in a vision I had the other day. St Vincent was there as well, too upset to speak as his beloved sweep was never used in the second half.

This has been a sports year (plus) of firsts. Blind Cleveland Cavaliers find the nut and win the NBA. Chicago went out and shot the bad-luck goat to take home their first World Series. Even the Minnesota Wild look like they can take command of the NHL. And because Atlanta was so intent on “running up” the score, they committed the cardinal sin of omission, “Thou shalt burn clock”. This Commandment goes all the way back to Moses, written on the third tablet, the one that he broke, losing it and the others such as “Thou shalt not cornhole goats” and Thou shalt not allow gayes to sit on thy lap”. Such wisdom wasted.

Well, if you turds don’t want me around, you are all gaye and in love with each others butts. If you do, then I’ll know you are all gaye and in love with my butt.

I just need to know the truth, not matter how much you rub up against me. Will you still respect me in the morning?

At least Aaron and Olivia did.

  • okxcy

    lanzo is a yuppie

  • Matt

    Hi

  • Pi

    Morning butt sluts.

  • Mr. Horse

    Peter King ✔ @SI_PeterKing
    Good morning. Wednesday column is up. You’ll be okay, Atlantans.

    Dear Pope Peter,
    The pregame Falcons pep rally in Houston was canceled because no one showed up. No one was waiting for the plane when they flew into Hartsfield after the game. Here’s your sign.
    http://i.imgur.com/y0HwqRrl.png

  • Mr. Horse
  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, You poasted that garbage above?

  • Bartz
  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      Shields is done

      • 12alegend4ever

        Got me! But you didn’t show up until I poasted. Some things to get used to I guess.

        • Brew_City

          wat

          • 12alegend4ever

            Yup. You “magically appeared” once I poasted.

          • Brew_City

            I have cat like speed and reflexes

          • 12alegend4ever

            More like this new hosting module has snail-like speed.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Sam Shields the latest to get the ax from GB. ====>>>

    Aaron Nagler ✔ @AaronNagler
    “Sam Shields Released From The Green Bay Packers” – from Shields’ verified Instagram account.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQPsH1gs6z/

    • Mr. Horse

      Foregone conclusion, still can’t pass concussion protocol.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Okay, what happened to the Tweet column that used to be on the right-hand side? Is this being worked on right now? – Now it’s back? Quirky package.

    • Mr. Horse

      I’m not having any issues. Try a different browser maybe?

  • Bartz
    • Mr. Horse

      Where’s the hole shot?

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    I hope you guys draft a TE in the first round.

    • Brew_City

      we’re gonna pick a DL who’s not good and play him in several positions he’s never played before

    • Mr. Horse

      TT will move down and draft 2 WRs in round 2, a TE in round 3, then 3 OL in round 4, a QB in round 5 , 2 junior college point guards in round 6 and a 275# 5′ 11″ LB in round 7.

  • hawkshaw

    saw one mock for pack ,edge rusher from ucla ,then saw he had a torn labrum ,this almost guarentees tt takes him in first

  • Joe No

    TT has drafted heavily defense for 5 years now. Gotta replace the o line eventually. Not like rookies, 2nd year, 3rd, or 4th year players do anything in capers defense anyway. He needs hof veterans for his system to work.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Playing the whole year without a high end strong safety was a disaster. Gotta look into that big time.

  • Pi

    If I were you guys I would draft more Mexicans.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I’d rather convert a rugby player into a RB, preferably someone who’s brain has been surgically removed.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I see you “like” your writing too :>)

  • Bartz
  • R8Rnation

    Yo

  • okxcy

    the only positive thing about disquis is that you can like your own comments

  • JoeNo
  • Jordy87_87

    With Sam Shields and James Starks released, #Packers projected to have about $43 million in cap space this offseason. Good chunk of change.

    • Brew_City

      So we can sign all our good defensive FA’s

      • okxcy

        “good defensive”
        packers oxymoron

      • JoeNo

        Apparently all of our defensive players are bad, gonna have to sign a bunch of older guys other teams didn’t want.

        • Brew_City

          it’s a lose lose situation really

        • Mr. Horse

          Step up for Malcolm Butler. $11M-$14M.

  • Mark Gormley

    Good afternoon. Anus to you all.

  • Mark Gormley

    Speaking of being jackhammered in the ass, where’s Pi?

    • JoeNo

      He is busy being jackhammered, in the ass. You kind of answered your own question.

  • Brew_City

    Eagles cut Leodis McKelvin
    “ooooh nice… no comp pick penalty”
    ~Ted

    • Mark Gormley

      Were his parents both dyslexic?

  • Bartz

    Why is Gorm a mod..!!

    • Bartz

      I want my special needs status back!!

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s because of my accounting prowess. And mods can’t really do shit on here anyways.

      • Bartz

        Says the mod!

        • Mark Gormley

          Don’t go all Lanzo on me, bro.

        • JoeNo

          All the mods get together put on masks and blow eachother like in that eyes wide shut movie.

          • Mark Gormley

            You don’t? And here I thought you were cool…

          • JoeNo

            Stop lying, No one thinks that.

    • okxcy

      he did pi’s taxes

  • Mark Gormley

    Using my mod powers, I just farted in Bartz’s direction.

    • okxcy

      savage

      • Mark Gormley

        Fred?

        • okxcy

          Durst?

          • Mark Gormley

            Robert?

          • okxcy

            Griffin?

          • Mark Gormley

            Merv?

  • Pi

    There’s only one maple sheriff in this town.

  • Pi

    It’s been said before but it needs said again.
    http://i.imgur.com/sewVh7d.jpg

  • Jordy87_87

    Yo

    • okxcy

      hows it hanging

      • Jordy87_87

        Low and to the left chu

        • okxcy

          always right

  • okxcy

    disqus is aids

  • Pi

    Sam Shields got cut faster than Gormley’s foreskin.

    • Jordy87_87

      Uhhhhhh whut

  • Jordy87_87

    My left your right Oxcy.

  • okxcy

    make me a mod so I can edit vegas’ posts

    • Pi

      No. That would only improve them.

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Chink!

  • okxcy

    I got gormley a gift
    http://i.imgur.com/vReAGjQ.jpeg

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    MAGA bitches

    • okxcy

      Mosley Appreciates Gormley’s Asshole

  • Mark Gormley

    What is this footballandchinks.com? I’m leaving forever!!!

  • okxcy

    gormley and I are going to have a pillow fight later

    • Mark Gormley

      Didn’t you see what I said? I’m leaving forever!!!

      • okxcy

        you won’t survive 5 minutes out there

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m scared.

  • okxcy

    offseason blues
    everyone has fled

    • Mark Gormley

      And some of us are never coming back.

      • okxcy

        nobody liked those fagets anyway

  • Mark Gormley

    My GF is in Eastern Washington staying with her best friend who was supposed to have a baby on Sunday but hasn’t even gone into labor yet. This baby is slower than Laquon Treadwell.

    • Mr. Horse

      Grab her by the pussy.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ll pass your advice along.

        • Mr. Horse
          • Mark Gormley

            I liked how some of the defense offered for Trump’s tantrum was that Ivanka is apparently a “steadying influence” on her father.

          • Mr. Horse

            The WH staffers took that Tweet to mean Trump doesn’t like their efforts to “manage” him.

  • okxcy

    is there a way to automatically show new posts?

    • Mark Gormley

      No. Lanzo wanted it this way.

      • okxcy

        fuckin mosley

    • Mr. Horse

      Try Sort by Newest
      But you still have to click. It’s almost as if the wheel had never been invented.

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah, but then you have to refresh constantly. It drains your phone battery faster than…the opposite of Laquon Treadwell.

        • Mr. Horse

          You should reserve use of your phone to Facebook status updates.

      • okxcy

        it just shows a message “Show 1 new reply”

  • R8Rnation

    Yoo hoo

  • R8Rnation

    How did honey boo boo get discovered anyways? A talent agent was just meandering around the trailer park, lookimg for the next big thing?

    • okxcy

      you don’t troll trailer parks?

      • Mark Gormley

        Not all of us live in Real Murica, bro.

  • Mr. Horse
  • R8Rnation

    I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a trailer park

  • R8Rnation

    And what the heck is a shit gibbon?

    • Mark Gormley

      Donald Trump.

      • JoeNo

        Who doesn’t love golden showers
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/x3K4s4m.gif[/img]

  • okxcy

    goodnight ya’ll
    long day at the factory tomorrow

    • JoeNo

      “long”? Is it black rubber day tomorrow?

    • R8Rnation

      Night. I literally just got home. Dead.

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi,
    I think you should make Oxy the official blog Youth Minister

    • Mr. Horse

      Also, 87 should be the official blog Artist In Residence.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yooooo

  • Bartz

    Shields, you are done.. Sorry enjoy retirement. Hope you didn’t blow all your money..

  • Jordy87_87

    Being reviewed for promotion in 4 weeks

  • Pi

    I would promote Jordy to mayor of Chicago.

  • Pi

    So I’m planning to do something this year to grow our readership.
    I’ve got R8R booking real athletes on our podcast with that jew fag Gormley.
    We’re going to be “the Seinfeld of sports journalism”.
    If any of you want paid jobs, let me know. An hour per week… All fun.

  • Bartz

    You’re lucky I can’t edit your shit pi!!

    • hawkshaw

      shit ,you mean like blubber threw a canuck

  • Bartz

    I need to drop a big deuce.

  • hawkshaw

    woke up this morning to a sign on the toilet ,do not use, son is 6’5′ 300 lbs ,bastard must have plugged it overnight

  • Jordy87_87

    Can I be known as Jordy the 110.314% packer homer.

  • Brew_City

    HaHa taking shots at Capers in his farewell to Shields

    “Thank you for having my back. Thank you for lining up and playing whatever Dom capers called rather WE liked it or not you was all in. Thank you for being 1K and showing me what representing the G is all about and always remaining the same you told me stay down till my time came and it’s here.”

    • Mr. Horse

      Had to stretch pretty far for that one, huh.

      • JoeNo

        Damn garbage players talking smack about Saint Capers and his perfect called defense.

        • Mr. Horse

          All DBs are free to do whatever they want around the league, except for the Packers. This is getting ridiculous.

          • JoeNo

            Thats because they are terrible, Packers have no talent year in and year out. That is why they fail. Different players, doesn’t matter, everyone they put on the defense fails.

          • Mr. Horse
          • JoeNo

            Is that Noahs ark when it opened?

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Mosley is Loses.

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      Whats with the high quality art posts?

  • Pi
    • R8Rnation

      Haha

  • Alias Number One™

    What the fuck did you guys do?

  • Pi
  • 12alegend4ever

    Hard boiled eggs and two bean burritos means…..
    Armed and Dangerous!

  • Bartz

    I would like to buy a B and an O and an O and a B and an I and an E and a S

    • Bartz

      Hopefully Vanna White ( even in her old age ) can help me out.

  • Bartz
  • Alias Number One™

    Affirmative Blaction!

  • Alias Number One™

    Did Gubby die?

    • Mr. Horse

      I heard he’s chained up out back.

  • Pi
  • Alias Number One™

    What happened to livefyre?

    • Mr. Horse

      They insulted Canadians one too many times.

      • Alias Number One™

        If the snowshoe fits…

  • Mr. Horse

    Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq
    Tramon Williams, Davon House, Casey Hayward and Sam Shields in less than three years. I’m not sure how many CB units could survive that.

    NO NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS EVER ANY GOOD PLAYING FOR CAPERS

    • Mr. Horse

      REVIS IN HIS PRIME WOULD HAVE BEEN SHIT ON THE PACKERS UNDER CAPERS

      • Mr. Horse

        *Hoofs three times*

  • Pi

    Horse is saltier than a shot of Busey’s tequila.

  • hawkshaw

    i pointed out to gorms three out of four moderators are gay ,but that horses cannot be gay

    • Mark Gormley

      And I shot a big whole in your theory about horses by pointing out that Mr. Ed was gay. But you had no response, snowflake.

      • hawkshaw

        i go with christian right that gayness is a life choice

        • hawkshaw

          ha

        • Mark Gormley

          Weak.

          • hawkshaw

            i find it a personal insult that you implnge my made up science

  • Mark Gormley

    Can’t post emojis on here. Thanks again, Lanzo.

    • hawkshaw

      took about three days last time he quit ,i give him about the same till he comes back

      • 12alegend4ever

        Caught him running over to SKA after his tantrum. Stayed there long enough for the others to know what really happened.

        • Mark Gormley

          They found out about my jewyness?

  • hawkshaw

    canadian goose down parkas ,pi is really a duck plucker

    • Mark Gormley

      We should punch him.

      • Pi

        Not one of you here is tough enough, smart enough, fast enough, or good looking enough to even try.

        • hawkshaw

          maybe right ,but i bet a grandma smoking a bong could catch you

          • hawkshaw

            ya dirty hockey goon

  • Pi

    Hawk, that was funny enough that I copied that to my woman on FB.

    • hawkshaw

      ha

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      mmmm

      • Jordy87_87

        Mmmm tacos

  • Mark Gormley

    Martin Mayhew got a new jerb as a senior personnel executive with the 49ers.

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      She trying to be Olivia?

  • Brew_City

    Smells like sweat and semen in here again

    • Bartz

      Sorry thats me..

    • Pi

      You would know.

      • Brew_City

        ya I’ve been jerkin it in the corner since noon

  • Brew_City

    Bowl 30

  • Mark Gormley

    [Knock knock.]

  • Alias Number One™

    So Warv melted down again?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. And I’m leaving forever too.

  • Jordy87_87

    What happened

    • Mr. Horse

      Warvette reverted to his mean.

  • gravy_t

    Well look at this fancy fuckin shit

  • gravy_t

    Tell pi to make me a mod or I’ll leave forever.

  • Jordy87_87

    Howdy howdy howdy hoe. I’m off tomorrow but have community service but ima blog tonight

  • Jordy87_87

    Seahawks signed Blair Walsh

  • R8Rnation

    This thing is broken. Brb.

    • Jordy87_87

      Pies weiner?

      • JoeNo

        She said broken not missing.

  • Jordy87_87

    Starts new career.
    2 months into career gets informed I’m up for a review for a promotion….doing something I’ve never even heard of before this.
    Tells wife.
    Wife does not seem enthused at all.
    Coo. At least the blog liked it.

    • Mark Gormley

      Threaten to leave her forever unless she makes you a mod.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • R8Rnation

    We got u, yordy.

  • R8Rnation

    This allergies season has been cray. I’m exhausted but that’s the only symptom.

    • Mark Gormley

      You just need some meth.

      • JoeNo

        Doing and making meth is fun
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZwdE8y.gif[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    I’m good on meth

    • Mark Gormley

      You still got your Lanzo connection?

  • R8Rnation

    this baby keeps trying to give me stuff. Why me? Idk

    • Jordy87_87

      Mosley?

    • R8Rnation

      Idk maybe. First cheetoes and now a washcloth

  • Jordy87_87

    I don’t mind disgus that much. It shows when there is a new comment unlike live fyre on mobile.

    • Jordy87_87

      And when someone is replying to a comment

      • Mark Gormley

        I hate those features. I am leaving forever.

        • Jordy87_87

          Where did lanzo go

          • Mark Gormley

            Apparently he was over on SKA a bit the day of his freakout, but I haven’t seen him there when I’ve checked in. I know he had a boner for FYS a while back, but they banned him.

  • R8Rnation

    But always dead as a doornail. I don’t feel like I’m BLOGGING blogging. Just like I’m making some comments.

  • R8Rnation

    Oops time to put the clothes in the dryer

  • R8Rnation

    Ohmylanta, now she’s trying to load my basket w her stuff. WHERE ARE HER PARENTS.

  • R8Rnation

    Why/what happened with warv?

    • Pi

      He’s mad at me for being a drug addict.

      • R8Rnation

        That’s AWFULLY judgey for another drug addict

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t know, but I’m leaving forever!

  • Pi
  • R8Rnation

    Doing laundry sucks balls. I need a better system.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi hired a poor American immigrant to be his maid.

      • R8Rnation

        Shit i would take that job

  • R8Rnation

    I think this baby is shopping herself out.

  • okxcy
  • R8Rnation

    This place doesn’t even have a sink. Buuuuut it has jalapeño cheetoes, so things are evening out.

    • okxcy

      did you visit a trailer park?

      • R8Rnation

        Basically. (I’m at the laundromat)

  • R8Rnation

    Ok, how come the new comments disappear even after refreshing and a comment from yesterday is at the top. Set for newest.

  • R8Rnation

    PI THIS ISN’T WORKING OUT

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you leaving forever too?

  • Jordy87_87

    Downloaded a game on my phone couldn’t stop playing it

  • Jordy87_87

    Its a target game. I spent 3$ on it.

    • Mark Gormley

      I spent three dollars on Uranus.

      • Jordy87_87

        I’m a cheap dirty slut

        • Mark Gormley

          You’re still nothing compared to Pi.

  • Jordy87_87

    Helllllloooo (in Seinfeld voice)

  • R8Rnation

    $3?! U.S.??

    • Jordy87_87

      Sometimes.

    • Jordy87_87

      Ill give you a friend discount

      • R8Rnation

        Ur the best

  • R8Rnation

    And comments are disappearing. Which is generally not a problem except they are MINE.

    • Jordy87_87

      Refresh refresh

      • R8Rnation

        I DID

  • R8Rnation

    Brb gotta tan

    • Jordy87_87

      Lies. Do you tan nekked like me and Gormley

      • R8Rnation

        Doesn’t everyone? I’m at the salon.

  • R8Rnation

    The dude working here is hella gay (and tan) and he’s all talkimg to me and I’m like… um you need to leave so i can take my clothes off.

    • R8Rnation

      Never said THAT to a man before. Jkkkkkkkkk

      • JoeNo

        Pics or it didn’t happen

  • Jordy87_87

    Bruh. Where is lanzo

    • R8Rnation

      Idk what happened

      • Jordy87_87

        You can him off

    • okxcy

      Fucking goat #2

  • R8Rnation

    This tan better turn out ok. I forgot to put the cream on my hands. What’s everyone else doing?

    • Jordy87_87

      Just watching a movie

  • Jordy87_87

    The guy the Falcons hired as an offensive cord. Sued USC for firing him for showing up drunk to a pep rally and practices. …. Because they breached contract and fired him for a *disability*?!?

    • Jordy87_87

      I’ve changed my views on alcoholism. I do find it an *illness* but in no way is it a fucking disability

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • Bartz

      your lucky I can’t change that to apple pie!

  • Bartz

    I feel like I have been neutered

    • Mr. Horse

      ( . Y . )

  • Mr. Horse

    “Thank you for lining up and playing whatever Dom capers called rather WE liked it or not you was all in.”

    • Mr. Horse

      GREEN BAY — There were the two interceptions, the sack and countless other plays that should’ve amounted to the best game of Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s young NFL career.

      However, the only thing the Packers’ third-year safety could think about following Sunday’s 31-26 loss to the Indianapolis Colts was the one play that slipped from his grasp.

      Trailing by five points with 3 minutes, 19 seconds remaining, the Packers had the Colts’ offense facing a third-and-10 when defensive coordinator Dom Capers dialed up a safety blitz.

      Clinton-Dix timed his jump perfectly to get an open shot at sacking Indianapolis quarterback Andrew Luck. He got both hands on Luck, but couldn’t get the 6-foot-4, 240-pound quarterback down.

      Luck stayed on his feet and completed a 20-yard pass to Jack Doyle to help put away the victory.

      • Mr. Horse

        FUCKIN’ CAPERS! NO ONE CAN PLAY IN HIS SCHEME!

  • 12alegend4ever

    Lions 5 biggest positions of need ====>>>>
    That’s simple enough
    – Offensive line
    – Offensive backfield
    – Defensive line
    – Defensive backfield
    – Special teams

    Did I leave anyone out?

  • Bartz
  • Jordy87_87

    Yo

    • 12alegend4ever

      TGIF!

      • Jordy87_87

        Meh. Community service today and tomorrow

        • 12alegend4ever

          The wages of sin, my boy.

  • Brew_City

    where the white women at

    • 12alegend4ever

      Watching Blazing Saddles for all I know.

    • JoeNo

      R8R finally met Lanzo, and explains what happened to him
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/GcrAwKx.gif[/img]

    • Bartz
  • 12alegend4ever

    Got some gas put in the car and saw a local Minnesotan with a pair of Patriot flags in his car windows. I made it into the gas station washroom just in time to puke.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Blair Walsh finds a home in Seattle. That’s good! The Sea Turds deserve to have a loser on the team.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I wonder how SKA is reacting to this???

    • Mark Gormley

      My guess it is an attempt to put their current kicker on notice just like TT did to Crosby a few years ago.

  • Bartz
    • R8Rnation

      Omg i love her eyebrows

      • 12alegend4ever

        What eyebrows?

  • R8Rnation

    Of course the day i don’t wear makeup we have a press conference

    • Mark Gormley

      I didn’t put makeup on today either.

      • Mr. Horse

        A new day for a new you!

        • Mark Gormley

          Let’s not go too crazy; I’m still wearing a dress.

  • Pi

    Daddy’s home. Everyone come give me a kiss.

  • Pi

    Tell me you guys have joined the dark side by peeking at mock drafts already.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, I haven’t even looked at last year’s mock drafts yet. But I’ll get around to it someday.

    • Mark Gormley

      Mosley still owes us a mock draft from two years ago.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Holding your breath, are you?

  • Jordy87_87

    The boss at the place just talked shit to me and my partner all day. Only did 4 hours can only deal with him for 4 hours. Tomorrow he’s gonna feel the wraith of my asshole.

    • 12alegend4ever

      This is your community service boss?

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      I wish that were true. Clinton voters and Bernie supporters who didn’t vote are just that annoying.

      • Mr. Horse

        Not as annoying as this attitude, which is going to be the death knell of the Democratic party. They could have put up a candidate worth voting for. Instead we got Pick an emoji to let us know how you feel about your student loan and a horrendously mismanaged campaign based on smug. Blame the still tone deaf DNC. They couldn’t even manage to beat Donald Trump.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi hey! We never pick on your government. That glass house of yours just might get a stone returned.

    • 12alegend4ever

      As my mother always said….Play nice or there will be no TV tonight.

      • 12alegend4ever

        That meant no Disneyland and no Mutual of Omaha’s Merle Deusing Safari.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Staff meeting time.
    Later

    • Mark Gormley

      Walk into the room late, slam your fists on the table, yell out “fagets!”, and then calmly walk out the door.

  • Alias Number One™

    3 weeks, 341 comments.

    • Mr. Horse

      3 days, actually.

      • Alias Number One™

        In dog beers I’ve only had one.

  • Mr. Horse

    Where’s Hawkshaw? It’s time to get the drank on.
    http://i.imgur.com/61uCKZr.gif

    • hawkshaw

      nice gif

  • hawkshaw

    friday night fall on yer face

    • Mr. Horse

      YOU’RE GOING DOWN

    • Alias Number One™

      Just don’t fall on yer tomahawk…

    • hawkshaw

      as usual ,i will be last man standing

  • hawkshaw

    two beers ,one shot into this

  • hawkshaw

    so ,gonna go back to vaping tomorrow for my nicotine

    • hawkshaw

      pi should buy one for his thc

  • hawkshaw

    theres a money maker ,hash oil into a vape machine

  • JoeNo

    Lets get this party started
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/HNTQ0Y4.gif[/img]

    • hawkshaw

      that r8r

      • hawkshaw

        kinda refreshing to see a girl without a tat

  • hawkshaw

    pi would probally vape maple syrup or blubber

    • Mark Gormley

      Probably?

  • Alias Number One™

    The Seadderalls signed Blair Walsh.

  • hawkshaw

    without pictures ,i’am going with reesy has bigger bewbs then r8r

  • hawkshaw

    gormely has the balls of a mouse

    • Alias Number One™

      So both of them fit in Pi’s mouth without issue.

      • hawkshaw

        balls deep

  • hawkshaw

    blubber and fettucine

  • hawkshaw

    moose nut meatballs

  • Alias Number One™

    You drunk already Hawk?

    • hawkshaw

      oh no got a long way to go

      • Alias Number One™

        So you’re already on the ground?

        • hawkshaw

          as usual ,i will be the last one here at 3am

          • Alias Number One™

            I will be balls deep in my ol lady at 3am.

          • hawkshaw

            or she in you

  • hawkshaw

    you lightweight white men cannot drink

    • Alias Number One™

      I’m a fat white man and I can throw down!

      • hawkshaw

        ok den ,we will talk at 2am

  • Alias Number One™

    I gotta go.

    • hawkshaw

      brandy run ?

  • hawkshaw

    how fat are you ?

  • hawkshaw

    5’10’ 180

  • hawkshaw

    now gravy is a low to the ground snagger ,but i would not call him overweight ,squatty maybe

  • hawkshaw

    under the bridge troll would be jordy

  • Jordy87_87

    SUP

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw I was informed I’m up for an interview/review for promotion of our division in 3 weeks….and my wife didn’t even care.

    • hawkshaw

      krist ,what kinda women is that

      • Jordy87_87

        I dunno.

        • hawkshaw

          geez ,most wifes are supportive

      • Mr. Horse

        an irritated envious one

  • hawkshaw

    you should take up with reesy she likes licking white balls

  • hawkshaw

    sounds like you married a monster

  • hawkshaw

    red women are kind and gentil ,ask horse

  • hawkshaw

    sitting at a bus stop 6am ,two native gals where exchanging punchs over something ,pimply collage student was gonna jump in ,i grabbed his coat tail and saved his live

  • Pi

    My woman and I are having a disagreement. I say that shortbread cookies are the worst kind of cookie without raisins.

    • Pi

      Nothing with a raisin even counts as a cookie.

      • hawkshaw

        raison brand bitch

        • hawkshaw

          erb sorry cerial ,bow out

  • hawkshaw

    vegan dissing a dryed grape

  • hawkshaw

    damm i read this all wrong ,you like raisons

  • okxcy

    I agree
    jews :: humans
    shortbread :: cookies

  • hawkshaw

    she is right ,end of discussion ,in yer house

  • hawkshaw

    time to pull out the prep school paddle

    • okxcy

      kinky

      • hawkshaw

        turn his ass red miss pi

  • hawkshaw

    i go with ms pi one this one

    • hawkshaw

      stomps hoof

    • Pi

      You’re dead to me now.

  • Pi

    You keep siding with my woman and this will be you.
    http://i.imgur.com/0YKSy9r.jpg

  • hawkshaw

    southern cornbread is better then north more sugar

    • okxcy

      fuckin yanks can’t even make cornbread right

  • hawkshaw

    your backhair could supply ten bald men hair transplants

    • hawkshaw

      and shortbread

  • hawkshaw

    duck fondler ,should be glad she cooks at all

    • Pi

      She cooks maybe 5 nights a year and 3 of those are ordering pizza.

      • hawkshaw

        hard to cook blubber

  • hawkshaw

    white chicken pizza ,home made

  • hawkshaw

    she must rub noses really good

    • Pi

      I only eskimo kiss her vagina.

      • hawkshaw

        yer a lucky man canuck ,one women

  • hawkshaw

    over thirty years with my bride

  • hawkshaw

    whitemen come up short

  • okxcy

    hawk I bought another AR today
    gonna put a 6.8 upper on it

    • hawkshaw

      cool ,what kind

      • hawkshaw

        son wants one ,i told him daniel defense ,3 grand for a 308 thou

        • okxcy

          I would be jealous

          • hawkshaw

            thats a smart looking rifle

          • okxcy

            still get outshot by an old man with a $300 bolt gun

      • okxcy

        BCM

        • hawkshaw

          caliber ?

          • okxcy

            300 blackout and soon to be another upper in 6.8
            this is going to be my special snowflake

          • hawkshaw

            cool

  • Pi

    Just what America needs. More guns.

    • hawkshaw

      shut yer pi hole

    • okxcy

      it a white person’s hands
      so no issue

      • Pi

        White skin with slanty eyes and a penchant for stale fortune cookies is no whitey.

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m loading up on shit that makes me gassy for when that asshole talks shit to me and my partner I’m gonna push out a fart

  • Jordy87_87

    My dad thinks ar 15s are gay.

    • Jordy87_87

      Therefore Oxcy is gay

      • okxcy

        your dad is gay

  • Pi
  • R8Rnation

    Allo govna

  • R8Rnation

    ANOTHER

  • R8Rnation

    What a fucking waste of money

  • hawkshaw

    r8r reesy out breasts you

    • R8Rnation

      I can neither confirm not deny this allegation

      • Pi

        Show me your tits and I will decide.

        • R8Rnation

          Imma pass

          • Pi

            You gonna pass dem titties over.

          • R8Rnation

            Omg lol. Like… on a silver platter?

          • Pi

            I’ll allow it.

  • Pi

    Kung fu rifle.

    • Bartz

      Butthole

  • hawkshaw

    we should all vote

    • Bartz

      Except for pi, because he is canadian.. French canadian

      • okxcy

        more like faget canadian

  • Jordy87_87

    Howdy ho buddy boy.

  • Jordy87_87

    I didn’t have to vote. Trump won.

    • R8Rnation

      He’s talking about our tatas

      • Jordy87_87

        You get my vote. I’ve seen both

        • hawkshaw

          post

  • Pi
    • Jordy87_87

      I still wish I got shot at least once.

  • Jordy87_87

    Marky mark always has the best 70s hair cuts.

    • R8Rnation

      If u get mark mark than i get magic mike AND ryan phillipe

      • Jordy87_87

        That’s fine I just want marky mark and Shia labeauf

        • R8Rnation

          K. I get nelly too.

        • R8Rnation

          But for reals a little bit i get marky mark. When you’re done. You can go first.

  • Jordy87_87

    No hawkshW certain things are not to be reposted unless that person posts it.

    • okxcy

      fuckin obama

  • Pi
  • hawkshaw

    so r8r how does it feel when jordy is fapping to your breasts

    • Jordy87_87

      I fap to milf porn

      • hawkshaw

        you would fap to a dogs butt

    • R8Rnation

      He doesn’t

  • R8Rnation
  • Mark Gormley

    I hate having a real jerb sometimes. Had a 6:30am conference call to discuss commodities pricing and global manufacturing outlook. Then, immediately after that call ended, my boss hosted another conference call so that the other managers in his district could ask me what the hell the other conference call was about.

    Jewin’ ain’t easy, kids.

    • Pi
    • R8Rnation

      We had a press conference today so i didn’t get to finish working. After i finish dinner i have about 2 hours left.

  • hawkshaw

    pi faps when he sees a maple tree

    • Pi

      The way she was dressed, she was asking for it.

  • hawkshaw

    this ain;t the west bank

  • R8Rnation

    I saw a guy on tv fall in love w a tree. Like, for reals. He was so dedicated.

  • Pi

    Gormley do you have meetings about meetings?

  • Jordy87_87

    Brb eating my gassy meal

  • hawkshaw

    r8r lusts after warvette

  • Mr. Horse
  • R8Rnation

    Yay. Del Rio got his extension.

  • hawkshaw

    pointy niples are a plus

    • Mr. Horse

      Puffies rule

  • hawkshaw

    throw us a tune horse

  • okxcy

    I yelled at engineers for 20 minutes today in front of their boss

  • hawkshaw

    i will be the last man standing

    • okxcy

      I will nuke you

    • Pi

      I disagree with the man and the standing part.

      • hawkshaw

        coming for you canuck

  • R8Rnation

    How come muddled state hasn’t switched and now pi chops it up over there like he’s a native?

    • okxcy

      do you want the short or long answer?

      • R8Rnation

        Short i ain’t got all night

        • okxcy

          he is a fag

  • Mr. Horse
  • R8Rnation

    Ugh drugs inc sucks

    • Pi

      I know right? How could anyone be against drugs?

  • Pi

    R8R, I already bought your birthday present. Are you excited?
    http://media.fyre.co/u5IDSIVTAaHo7Rgkqy5T_TpXH9w8.jpg

    • R8Rnation

      Dang. And now shamelessly stealing

      • okxcy

        surprise surprise

  • hawkshaw

    green card canuck

  • Jordy87_87

    Ugggggghhhhhhh

  • hawkshaw

    was better around here when the owner was absentee

    • hawkshaw

      fucker can,t even make short bread

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw smells like hawk turd

    • hawkshaw

      er nazis lost

      • Jordy87_87

        Their country survived….yours didnt
        Who was the real loser

        • hawkshaw

          i like german porn

          • Jordy87_87

            Same

        • Mark Gormley

          The Jews.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    I just got my tax bill from the Colorado plot of land I stole from a native.

    • Mark Gormley

      Colorado is a breeding ground for homosexual Jews.

    • hawkshaw

      i will melt your igloo

  • hawkshaw

    horse rules

  • hawkshaw

    ginger our mary ann ,pi takes the proffessor

    • Mr. Horse

      Now I’m pissed off that we can’t feature comments.

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      I bet she has great opinions on world economics.

      • Pi

        *Two* great opinions.

      • R8Rnation

        Big boobs don’t make you dumb, JOEKNOWSNOTHING

        • hawkshaw

          ooh ,fight

          • R8Rnation

            Lol

        • JoeNo

          Pics or I don’t believe you

    • Mr. Horse

      Who is that tranny?

  • Jordy87_87

    R8r arnt u excited I got you an early birthday present ?
    *pulls down pants*

  • hawkshaw

    that better damm be amrican cleavege

    • okxcy

      it damn sure isn’t armenian

    • Pi

      No these are American boobs.
      http://i.imgur.com/i5L52yH.jpg

      • okxcy

        not fake enough

        • JoeNo

          also not in my hands enough.

  • hawkshaw

    dank ,hairy ,extended armenian pussy

  • JoeNo

    PI has anyone asked you this yet?
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/6gRpsS9.gif[/img]

  • Jordy87_87

    That mother fucker is gonna be sorry he was such an asshole today my stomachs in rare form

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    so ,pi ,is this older women you have also armenian

  • JoeNo

    I found Jordys polar opposite.
    http://imgur.com/2yRaB29

    • hawkshaw

      huh clicked it ,came back horses song started over ,disgus sucks

    • Jordy87_87

      Come on Joe. My last semester of high school I had a 2.3 gpa
      Hard to do even half decent in classes when you spent your book money on beer.

  • Jordy87_87

    4 charged in attack on disabled teen live on Facebook plead not guilty

    Lol good no plea bargin now.

  • hawkshaw

    liberal courts ,it was his fault for being such a victom

    • Mark Gormley

      You mean a federal judge that was appointed by W or the appeals court with judges appointed by Dems and Repubs?

      • okxcy

        buncha liberal fagets

        • okxcy

          duh

          • R8Rnation

            I’m not sure you’re getting how this works

        • Mark Gormley

          I worked at a bookstore during and briefly after college. Whenever there was a customer interested in a book about politics they would get handed off to me. One day, this guy told me he didn’t know much about politics, but that he was a conservative and didn’t want any book by a “liberal, sissy bitch.” I handed him a copy of a recent publication from George Will and he immediately looked at flipped the book over to look at the back of the dust cover. “This guy looks like a liberal, sissy bitch.”

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m watching something on organ trafficking. I’m gonna steal pies clit to give lanzo a clit extension

  • Jordy87_87

    Lanzos clit is too small to pass off as a penis.

  • Jordy87_87

    R8r I think my wife hates me. Do you need a room mate

    • R8Rnation

      You can always sleep on the couch.

      • Jordy87_87

        I sleep on the couch anyways. I hate beds.

        • R8Rnation

          Well, there ya go

    • Mr. Horse

      If it’s PMS throw a bag of buttered popcorn and some chocolate bars in the room and leave for 4 days.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie has orangutan testicles that were black marketed

  • R8Rnation

    Jordys polar opposite seems like a wet blanket

  • R8Rnation

    I’m starting OPERATION: Black Hawk Down tonight

    • Mark Gormley

      The book?

      • Jordy87_87

        No. The gif

      • R8Rnation

        No. I am going to defeat the unfounded towing of cars in this complex.

  • Jordy87_87

    Donald trumps comments on some democrat senator calling her phchohabntis and she claims native only cuz she has high cheek bones is funny.

  • hawkshaw

    tattoed roomates ,blechk

    • R8Rnation

      Ya know i got a bunch of tattoos right

      • hawkshaw

        ya

    • Jordy87_87

      You know I have 8 visible tattoos when wearing a long sleeved shirt and pants

  • hawkshaw

    jordy and r8r comparing tattoes and a bed is not something i wanna see

    • Jordy87_87

      I have an abnormally weird looking penis

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/enaL90l.gif[/img]

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw doesn’t like tattoos so he doesn’t have one.

  • R8Rnation

    But you have to make sauerkraut regularly

  • Mark Gormley

    Where did Pizo go?

    • okxcy

      had to slap the ham

    • Jordy87_87

      To rub lube on his anoos

    • R8Rnation

      Muddled state. They still have livefyre.

      • Mark Gormley

        What is he doing over there?

        • R8Rnation

          Idk ask him

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw my penis looks like corn on the cob. But its like baby corn

    • hawkshaw

      ooh rubbly

  • R8Rnation

    They towed a grandmas car at 1am. I got photos.

    • JoeNo

      Old people shouldn’t be driving, more dangerous than Jordy on a bender.

      • R8Rnation

        This true, but now she has to drive back from impound.

    • Jordy87_87

      So was she illegally parked

      • R8Rnation

        No. He’s gonna say he couldn’t see the permit. The office lady gets a cut of the fee.

        • Jordy87_87

          Oh Christ.

          • R8Rnation

            Its a mess

      • Mark Gormley

        No, idiot. She was black.

  • Pi

    This is how it’s done.
    http://i.imgur.com/mGiKuxQ.gif

  • Jordy87_87

    I got some new dove deodorant that came out its like a sage mineral scent. It fucking smells so good I can’t stop smelling my arm pit

  • okxcy

    boobs

  • hawkshaw

    r8r ,do your niples extend below 32 degrees ?

  • Mark Gormley

    Didn’t Muddled State kick us out because of a bad joke I tweeted?

    • Jordy87_87

      And because they found out we watch CFL

    • okxcy

      did you joke about someone marrying their sister?

      • Mark Gormley

        Not quite. I tweeted out that like Calla was consolidating his power in the hopes of establishing a callaphate.

        • R8Rnation

          Why would they care about calla

          • Mark Gormley

            It pissed him off. He sent me a message that the “powers that be” on MS were already skeptical of us and that my joke had pissed them off. Then he proceeded to unfriend and block me on facebook.

    • R8Rnation

      No. They never kicked anyone out.

  • R8Rnation

    I need a samurai sword for my mission

    • okxcy

      just get a .44

      • R8Rnation

        I already picked a gun. I need the samurai sword TOO.

        • okxcy

          machete

  • Jordy87_87

    Dove soap and body care stuff is so good.
    Even the soap I got makes you smell good for like 24 hours straight you can still smell it

    • R8Rnation

      I use the dove cucumber. I love it.

      • Jordy87_87

        Dove is just the best righf

      • R8Rnation

        Except inuse target brand

  • R8Rnation

    The office lady says its for our safety. BITCH. The crackheads who buy crack here walk up. And they sure as fuck don’t spend the night.

  • hawkshaw

    need a song horse

  • hawkshaw

    ladymen taking over

    • Jordy87_87

      My testies smell good.

  • Jordy87_87
    • hawkshaw

      you know i don’t listen yo yer songs

  • okxcy

    r8r do you have yellow fever?

    • JoeNo

      She is busy
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/mRaZoqA.gif[/img]

  • Jordy87_87

    Hakwshaw how can you not know that song?
    Do you listen to bieber or something

  • Jordy87_87

    This organ trafficking documentary is boring I thought I would see people getting kidnapped and shit.

    • JoeNo

      I’ve seen how those end
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/Yl10HJW.gif[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    jordy has warts on his penis

    • Jordy87_87

      Rather would have warts on my penis then have YOUR music taste

  • Jordy87_87

    just send me a cleavage picture so I can go to sleep

    • Mark Gormley

      Okay.

  • hawkshaw

    so eight guys that maybe sold 200 albums ,big return there

    • Jordy87_87

      AH A TOP 50 LISTENER .
      I’m assuming you have Justin bieber albums since he sold millions. Maybe some lady gaga and missy Elliot too?

      • hawkshaw

        they suck

        • Jordy87_87

          BUT THEYVE SOLD SO MANY ALBUMS

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/uzsLl96.jpg[/img]

    • Jordy87_87

      LOL

  • Jordy87_87

    I only listen to bands that are on the radio with the same 3 songs on all the time because they are popular – hawkshaw

    • hawkshaw

      you listen to crap

      • Jordy87_87

        You don’t even listen to anything.

  • Jordy87_87

    Please honey.

  • okxcy
    • Jordy87_87

      That you honey

  • hawkshaw

    ya know theres a reason nobody ever heard of em they suck

    • Jordy87_87

      That song is popular and that band is well known actually.

  • okxcy

    r8r is hot for my samurai sword

    • R8Rnation

      You’re married??

      • hawkshaw

        so

  • R8Rnation

    I don’t like gold wedding rings

    • Jordy87_87

      I have a black one but can’t wear it anymore

    • Mr. Horse

      U seem like more of a titanium nose ring kind of girl.

      • R8Rnation

        I don’t like nose rings.

        • Jordy87_87

          I had one.

  • Jordy87_87

    See Hawkshaw you would know that song well you should being your age….
    But you have no sense of music that you don’t even know it or them.

  • R8Rnation

    I like the black rubbery ones for men

    • okxcy

      wtf?

      • Jordy87_87

        Andy Dalton has one

        • Jordy87_87

          A black rubbery dildo

  • Jordy87_87

    My cysts in my finger joints are big so my ring only goes to the top of my knuckle

  • hawkshaw

    i,am corn fused ,is r8r trolling for a husband our casual sex

    • okxcy

      corn fused
      spoken like a Nebraskan

  • Jordy87_87

    Mine is tungsten

    • Mr. Horse

      How is it for knocking teeth out?

      • Jordy87_87

        Industructable so probably good but I don’t wear it

  • Jordy87_87

    Why can’t I ever get a promotion were I don’t have to work with my hands.
    Mine always are as a working boss. I suck.

  • hawkshaw

    who knew midgets where that sexy

  • Jordy87_87

    Yesterday at one poi t my right hand cramped up so much I had to grip the roller with my palm and thumb.

  • Jordy87_87

    But I read horror stories on cortisone shots in the hands. That its like a 50/50 of working or backfiring

    • R8Rnation

      I think the odds are better than that

  • R8Rnation
  • R8Rnation

    Gormley

  • hawkshaw

    tats en all i would carry a women like r8r off

    • R8Rnation

      Smooches, ya nutcase

  • R8Rnation

    But only for men. I don’t like those rings for women.

  • okxcy

    that ring is hideous

    • R8Rnation

      The gold one? Oh i know, it’s the worst

  • Jordy87_87

    I just wish the sword going through a heart on my ring finger would count as a weddi g ring.
    Jewerley is for the weak.

    • R8Rnation

      Not worth losing a finger for if you work with your hands. That’s for sure.

      • Jordy87_87

        I wouldn’t wear it to work anyways rubber gold or not.

  • Jordy87_87

    Rings are for people like pie.
    Dirty wops

  • R8Rnation
    • R8Rnation

      This my ideal ring for me

      • R8Rnation

        How much does a ring like this cost?

        • okxcy

          more than you can afford pal

        • JoeNo

          3 months of nightly sex

          • okxcy

            you’re cheap

  • hawkshaw

    my brother in law stole my wedding ring two days later

    • Jordy87_87

      Serves you right

  • Jordy87_87
    • Jordy87_87

      That’s my ideal ring

      • R8Rnation

        Oh lawdy

  • hawkshaw

    weak white men

    • hawkshaw

      buy the big ring ,confess yer a weak pants

  • R8Rnation

    The website says $1,350
    That seems like a good deal!

    • Jordy87_87

      Not bad actually

      • R8Rnation

        Much more than that is a waste of good money

    • hawkshaw

      why you time clock

      • R8Rnation

        I mean, aren’t we all hawk?

    • Mark Gormley

      I could easily do that.

  • okxcy

    I once gave a girl a ring pop and she thought I was proposing
    that was awkward

    • Mr. Horse

      Anal beads would have been better.

  • Jordy87_87

    My ex wanted like an 8000$ wedding ring.

    • Jordy87_87

      Bad enough for her 18th birthday I got her like a 600$ purse. That she used for 2 years only.

      • R8Rnation

        Two years??

        • Jordy87_87

          She gave it to her friend..maybe it was less or she said it would last 2 years. Coach purse. Ughhhh

    • R8Rnation

      That’s dumb. Just for a ring. That can easily but 100% *accidentally* get lost. All by itself.

    • JoeNo

      Thats almost a down payment on a house, and you can’t live in a fucking ring. Cept this bitch.
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/cbOs9Wn.jpg[/img]

      • Jordy87_87

        Agreed.

  • Jordy87_87

    Never search cock rings.
    There is a shriveled uncut cock with one. And it looks like an arrow. It was very weird. My eyes are burnt.

    • JoeNo

      Gormleys doubles as a basketball hoop

      • Jordy87_87

        Hahahahah you’re on fire tonight Joe.

  • hawkshaw

    sister in law ,first kid at 38

  • R8Rnation

    Omg i want to move to the city that 8k is a down payment for a house. Wait. No. I probably don’t.

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah… Fuck that noise.

    • Jordy87_87

      We put down like 3000 for ours. FHA nigga.

    • JoeNo

      Most ghettos you can buy a house for 12k

      • R8Rnation

        WHAT?? LOL.

        • JoeNo

          Look at Detroit real estate. Just unclick the option of burned down house.

  • hawkshaw

    fuck liberals nuke the west coast

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah! Let’s nuke the economy!

      • okxcy

        we don’t need those commies and immigrants
        or their avocados

        • Mark Gormley

          Who needs ports when there is Kansas….

          • okxcy

            amen brotha

      • R8Rnation

        Or nuke anything. That’s as dumb as 8k for a ring.

  • R8Rnation

    A ghetto house in Oakland is 300k. Lolololololol

    • Jordy87_87

      Woah.

  • Jordy87_87

    I walked into the coach store downtown and pulled out cash to buy that purse….after work….after a concrete pour….I’m surprised they let me in

    • R8Rnation

      That was very sweet.of you

    • Mark Gormley

      Money talks.

  • Jordy87_87

    Me and pie found a mansion in Detroit for like 80k. Off the lake with a boat house and shit.

    • JoeNo

      We should start a frat like in Old School

      • R8Rnation

        This is the best idea you’ve ever had

        • JoeNo

          What about going to get ice cream ideas?

      • Jordy87_87

        That was the plan pretty much

  • R8Rnation

    I’m confused gorms. Calla got mad and unfriended you? What did that have to do with MS?

    • okxcy

      he was obviously angry that gormley was onto his terroristic plots

    • Mark Gormley

      He claimed to be our liaison with the MS brass and they were already skeptical of us when they made me a mod. So he said my tweet was over the top.

      • R8Rnation

        Hahahahahhahahaha

  • Jordy87_87
  • hawkshaw

    sure like you gormly ,but watching you run yer head into a wall is gonna be fun ,yer easy to trigger

    • Mark Gormley

      Trigger warnings?

  • Jordy87_87

    That was a nice loft but the outside pictures Jesus…and that much money???
    Detroit must be rebuilding

    • Jordy87_87

      A loft like that in chicago monthly is AROUND that price…A BIT more but in chicago…not Detroit

      • R8Rnation

        I didn’t make it to the outside pics but seemed too much for 1850 a mo

        • Jordy87_87

          It looks like it was built in an old GM warehouse…so its in an industrial area. Lol

          • R8Rnation

            Pass. Only reason i put up w my ghetto ass apartment is bc the PRICE IS RIGHT

  • okxcy

    they can’t even afford full walls!

  • hawkshaw

    you where fags me and seal got ALONG

  • R8Rnation

    He unfriended me too for no reason

    • Mark Gormley

      He was one of my favorites from back in the day–he was the first person I friended with my actual Facebook account.

      • Jordy87_87

        Oh and I’m not??? You and me were partners way before back in the espn days when you asked if I ever slept

        • Mark Gormley

          But you still don’t even have a Facebook, bruh.

          • R8Rnation

            He does. He just won’t tell.

  • Jordy87_87

    Ok downtown Detroit is $$$$$ but the 5 mile radius outside of it is….like 450$ for a house a month

  • R8Rnation

    I was trying to find a house in Oakland.for 300k with bars on the windows but i couldn’t even find one that cheap

    • Jordy87_87

      Elaborate cuz I’m confused now.

      • R8Rnation

        Found one for 500k

    • Mark Gormley

      The house we live in right now is valued at over $600k. (Jordy, the burnt out house in the pic you found blocks out the house we live in.)

      • Jordy87_87

        Lol that house was weird

        • Mark Gormley

          I have thought about seeing how much it would cost to build a new house on that lot.

  • Jordy87_87

    I kinda feel like I want a life vacation again and want to check myself in a nut house. I’m feeling perfectly normal better then ever but I want a vacation

    • R8Rnation

      Can’t you just go on an actual vacation

    • Mr. Horse

      Most niggas do not pick the nut house for vacation.

      • Jordy87_87

        But you just take meds and chill out and eat and don’t have to do anything but shower and make your bed

        • R8Rnation

          THAT’S WHAT YOU DO ON A REAL VACATION.

          • R8Rnation

            But there’s no nutcases hollering about their invisible friends.

          • Jordy87_87

            I have to wait for my vacation time

  • hawkshaw

    you have to repesctt each person or religion white people

    • hawkshaw

      and the earth

      • R8Rnation

        I don’t believe I’ve met this personality. How.do you do?

  • Jordy87_87

    Look an apartment with no stairs up to the doors
    https://hotpads.com/92-walnut-st-river-rouge-mi-48218-w1bwb6/building

  • hawkshaw

    respecting a religion does not mean you force it onto others ,likje christians

    • okxcy

      ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAWK!

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • okxcy

    do.do

  • Jordy87_87
    • okxcy

      hahaha

  • hawkshaw

    great white way

  • Jordy87_87

    A bunch of bible thumpers ruined Hawkshaw culture leave him alone

  • Jordy87_87

    To be proud of your native American background must be sad and embarrassing. Seriously. A bunch of people oppressed because of their religious views just took over your warrior culture. Lol

  • hawkshaw

    six nations are a maternal sociaty ,women rule the tribe and own the land

    • JoeNo
    • Jordy87_87

      And you were almost wiped out entirely buy a bunch of white god freaks.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I’ve always understood that no man owned the land, just as no man owned the air, in the tribal sense.

  • Jordy87_87

    It would be like admitting a jahova witness beat you up.

  • R8Rnation

    Natives got wiped out by disease. Not two ways about it.

    • Jordy87_87

      Negatory coolio.

      • R8Rnation

        Remember how i do actual research and you just say whatever fancies you in the moment?

        • Jordy87_87

          And you need me to have you do the research

          • R8Rnation

            We’re two peas in a pod

    • JoeNo

      guns > bows

    • okxcy

      aids

  • Jordy87_87

    Natives got wiped out by blankets provided from religious freaks

    • Jordy87_87

      Too dumb to realize it

      • JoeNo

        I don’t think anyone was well versed in biological warfare back then.

  • hawkshaw

    we have lost nothing ,mexicans will rule this land in twenty years ,we will still be here

  • 12alegend4ever

    Hawk, How did you come by to know that Jordy has penis warts?

    • JoeNo

      He now has facial warts

  • R8Rnation

    This lady i know invited me to her baby shower. I can’t make it so she invited me to the BIRTH. that cannot be normal.

    • Jordy87_87

      What the

      • R8Rnation

        Ya… should i go?

        • Jordy87_87

          Fuck no.

          • R8Rnation

            Lol its so.gross

    • JoeNo

      Go there with a big number one finger

      • JoeNo

        remember to tailgate first

        • R8Rnation

          This is a good idea

    • 12alegend4ever

      Nonsense! Go and learn some new cuss words.

  • Jordy87_87

    Inviting people to your birth?
    I don’t even wanna be in the same room if my own kid is coming out.

    • R8Rnation

      Maybe she can name her r8r jr

      • Jordy87_87

        Jordy reymundo junior

        • R8Rnation

          She is meheecana

    • 12alegend4ever

      Your wife will make you do it.

      • Jordy87_87

        No. Not happening.

        • Jordy87_87

          No way around it.

          • R8Rnation

            Just tell her you’re sick and you won’t be allowed in

          • Jordy87_87

            Exactly.

        • 12alegend4ever

          We shall see, old wise guy.

  • Jordy87_87

    I will puke pass out shit myself or die if I see a baby coming out of a vagina. And I heard it smells bad.

    • 12alegend4ever

      That’s what clothes pins are for.

    • R8Rnation

      Same

      • JoeNo

        Maybe you can ask to cut the cord, bring in a chainsaw

        • R8Rnation

          Fucking grossssssss

      • Jordy87_87

        3 people at my work their wives had sea sections and they laser it closed now and he said it smelled like burning rotten meat

  • R8Rnation

    Now imagine having to evict it out of your own vag. Naw. My body is a temple. Fuck that.

    • Jordy87_87

      In Russia they eat placentas

      • R8Rnation

        Here too

    • 12alegend4ever

      My body is a temple too. But it is in ruins.

  • hawkshaw

    you shitheads ,baby is beatiful

    • Jordy87_87

      Weirdo

      • 12alegend4ever

        Hawk is right. You just haven’t been there yet.

        • Jordy87_87

          Gross.

          • 12alegend4ever

            Whimpy, whimpy, whimpy.

  • R8Rnation

    Honestly, i love this lady and can’t wait to meet the lil one, but birthing is not my jam

    • Jordy87_87

      I hate going to my friends kids birthday parties.

  • Jordy87_87

    Hey if I have to close the door when I shit. I’m not gonna be in the same room when a baby is coming out.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Wrong hole.

  • hawkshaw

    i tell my sons i love them every day

    • Jordy87_87

      You don’t tell me. And I’m your lover

    • R8Rnation

      You didn’t have to push em out the vag

      • JoeNo

        Ya but I bet he had to hear about it for the next 20 years

        • R8Rnation

          Deservedly!

    • 12alegend4ever

      Super! Even better when they say “Love you Dad!”

  • R8Rnation

    You know what is beautiful man? Like really fucking beautiful? Adoption.

    • Jordy87_87

      My dad was adopted by his aunt but lived with his real mom

  • Jordy87_87

    Either way if I have a daughter her name is gonna be pearl after a Phil lynott song.

    • R8Rnation

      We know babes

  • hawkshaw

    i was there a first birth

  • Jordy87_87

    I heard women poo when the baby comes out.

  • R8Rnation

    Imma name my baby corbin dallas

    • Jordy87_87

      Pie corbin Dallas

  • okxcy

    I’m going to name my daughter jazmine or laquisha

    • Jordy87_87

      And your son D’Oxcy$hawn

    • JoeNo

      Going for that government benefits a bit early eh?

  • R8Rnation

    For reals tho. I like the name deandre. So fun to say.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Pain in arse to spell. Try Mary or Jane.

      • 12alegend4ever

        OR Mary Jane, to remember your smoking days.

  • hawkshaw

    none of you pukes meaning what a father means

    • JoeNo

      I am a certified priest, of course I do.

  • R8Rnation

    I like elvis too

  • 12alegend4ever

    My kids had names when I got married. An instant dad. But they still say “I love you Dad!” when we get off the phone.

  • Jordy87_87

    If I have a son ill name it Aaron Brett

    • 12alegend4ever

      Not Favre Rodgers?

    • JoeNo

      Aaron Brettbart one word middle name.

  • R8Rnation

    I’m gonna pass if it’s a girl

  • hawkshaw

    shit heads

  • R8Rnation

    Brett Aaron sounds better and it’s in order

    • Jordy87_87

      Brett is a fucking gay ass name.

  • Jordy87_87

    If I have kids and they arnt packer fans I won’t love them

    • R8Rnation

      Haha that’s why you keed to stick to doggos

      • Jordy87_87

        My rottweiler sat by me during games.

  • hawkshaw

    you stupid fucks

    • R8Rnation

      Calm.down trigger

  • Jordy87_87

    I tell my parents I love poo. But they think I say I love you.

  • Jordy87_87

    My parents are old as dirt.
    54 and 55

    • JoeNo

      Thats some young dirt
      -horse and never

    • hawkshaw

      i;am 62 and did yer mom

  • R8Rnation

    I bet pi is still on muddle state

  • hawkshaw

    what do any of you fucks know about raising a son

    • 12alegend4ever

      Lots!

      • 12alegend4ever

        There for both the successes and the failures.

      • hawkshaw

        you maybe 4eva

    • Jordy87_87

      That ill raise them to be certified gangstas

    • JoeNo

      I taught my dog to walk on his hind legs. Pretty sure I could send a kid thru college

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw sure is upset no one wants to see a baby come out of a bunghole.

  • R8Rnation

    Ok, I’m out before hawk goes off the deep end. Love you bitches, see you tomorrow

    • Jordy87_87

      Ill be at community service from 9am til 1pm. Fyi.

      • Jordy87_87

        And I’m going to fart when that guy says something rude

      • R8Rnation

        Ok. Do you best farting damage. Do mama proud.

        • 12alegend4ever

          We are professionals when it comes to that.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I’m working 2nd job til 2 pm

    • hawkshaw

      se ya sweety

  • Jordy87_87

    *sorry when I’m scared I fart…kinda like a skunk so please stop being rude to me*

    • 12alegend4ever

      It’s a bit late for us to change now, Bozo!

      • Jordy87_87

        Nah the guy at community services gets off on talking down to people its fucking funny. The first few times was angering. But after that I started laughing.
        So I ate alot of gassy foods and dairy tonight to fart when he’s an asshole

  • Jordy87_87

    I should stop blogging. Play some target practice and watch this movie and sleep. But I like bothering Hawkshaw too much

    • 12alegend4ever

      He is beddy and now me too. Nite all!

    • hawkshaw

      yer no proplem

  • hawkshaw

    6’5’300 lbs and cam;t shoot fer shit

  • Jordy87_87

    Adios mandingos

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m gonna dream aboot native Americans feeding me grapes and feathering me to make me feel cool

    • hawkshaw

      yer a small man ,first down

  • hawkshaw

    two down ,who is last man

  • okxcy

    hawk is a homo

    • hawkshaw

      not with three huge sons

  • hawkshaw

    calm son ,crazy son ,both 300 lbs with boxing experience

    • okxcy

      boxing is for people who can’t wrassle

      • hawkshaw

        huh ,wi rapids

        • hawkshaw

          don’ talk wrestling with me

  • hawkshaw

    ruger # 1 270 kreiger match grade free floated barrel ,kiplinger double set trigger

  • hawkshaw

    easy to track white man ,he sit in tower

  • hawkshaw

    better start having sons before you talk about raising them

  • hawkshaw

    as usual ,last man standing ,horse play a tune

  • okxcy

    what the fuck are you babbling on about?

    • hawkshaw

      you brought up wrestling

  • Mark Gormley

    Sorry, I was talking to my girlfriend about stuff. What did I miss?

    • hawkshaw

      not a lot ,half went to bed

      • Mark Gormley

        Jordy wants to bed you?

  • okxcy

    you better check yourself
    http://i.imgur.com/kA7lUbH.gif

  • hawkshaw

    okxcy you have lost it if you want to challwnge me, pug

    • okxcy

      we shall duel at dawn

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    common sense ,don’t fight a drunk indian

    • hawkshaw

      i might pull the trigger

    • okxcy

      I will see you at sunrise
      http://i.imgur.com/gtX4s1j.gif

      • hawkshaw

        ok den ,ohio gun has a new bar out , 18 inch darrel ,30 shot magazine ,till i can afford this i call draw

  • Hooza

    What is this place?

    • hawkshaw

      real football talk

      • Hooza

        Fuck, might as well go back to espn

        • hawkshaw

          or ska

          • Hooza

            No, because ska means white in my language.

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      bout time

    • Hooza

      I assume this is gay porn

  • Hooza

    We can like our own comments, but with great power comes great responsibility.

  • hawkshaw

    ok

  • hawkshaw

    okxyc ,dawn at 1,000 yards

    • okxcy

      pussy
      1760 yards

      • hawkshaw

        ok den

      • Hooza

        4.5 inches

  • hawkshaw

    like the marching band

  • hawkshaw

    broadside ,i get first shot

    • okxcy

      with a long bow

    • hawkshaw

      are you fat and wide

      • okxcy

        6 1 and 180
        more of a skeleton

        • okxcy

          or a fat mosley

        • hawkshaw

          well fuck ,hard target ,i might need extra brandy

  • hawkshaw

    what say we kill a bottle of brandy instead

  • hawkshaw

    11;30 central last man standing

    • okxcy

      I aint done yet

  • hawkshaw

    so okxy ,got this thing of collecting buck 124 knives ,two so far

    • okxcy

      never got into knives

    • okxcy

      at least not really caring what I carried

    • okxcy

      is that a fixed blade or folder?

  • hawkshaw

    bought a 130 dolla belt ,and ncustom sheaths ,ya hafta lookk good

  • okxcy

    I’ll be back in a bit
    gotta make dinner

  • hawkshaw

    6 3’4 inch blade on the buck ,NOT BIG ENOUGH

  • hawkshaw

    ten to midnight around hear tough guys

    • okxcy

      8 to midnight here

      • hawkshaw

        westy ?

        • okxcy

          west Philadelphia born and raised

          • hawkshaw

            geez how did you learn rifles

  • hawkshaw

    play us tune horse

  • okxcy

    hawk anything over 4.5″ is a waste

    • hawkshaw

      ha

  • hawkshaw

    gotta gut what ya shoot ,buck knive

  • hawkshaw

    holy moly gorms

  • hawkshaw

    good lord ,uncle was a dancer ,that would move his feet

  • hawkshaw

    duke ellinton band , huh

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      got washed out being outdoors in the wind

  • okxcy

    alright hawk you win
    you can have gormley tonight

    • hawkshaw

      ok den i will abuse him

      • hawkshaw

        but i like horns

  • hawkshaw

    did you notice gormely on tuba

    • hawkshaw

      ah ha.ha.aha.ah.ah

  • hawkshaw

    1’/3 hillary ,1/3 trump /1’/3 didn’t care

    • hawkshaw

      i was in that 1 % that you guys should just shoot each other and grt it done wiyh

  • hawkshaw

    rioting white people ,hillarious ,can’t even snag any air jordans

  • hawkshaw

    lets see ,run in a circle ,schreeh out yer lungs over something that makes no sense ,and piss in the street because ther are no porty potties at liberal riots

  • hawkshaw

    oh wait ,it should be up to the federal goverment to supply porty pottieas at demonstrations ,take it to the supreme court

  • hawkshaw

    the sky is falling oh no trump is president

  • hawkshaw

    i will kill myself ,oh wait ,i will move to canada ,oh,wait i can burn a trash bin instead

  • hawkshaw

    oh wait i can riot against the very princples that let me riot

  • hawkshaw

    oh no ,i heard the word trump ,had to run to safe zone ,suing for 5 million for trauma

  • hawkshaw

    90 % territory wise ,voted for trump

  • hawkshaw

    138 am in wisky ,last man standing ,gormly with his liberal bull has stoppep posting also

  • hawkshaw

    did you hear that the ninth court ship of fools out west have had 80 % of there verdics overturned ,thats like going to work monday and shining the rest of the week ,and getting paid

  • hawkshaw

    liberal hair pulling ,crying fucks ,grow a pair

  • hawkshaw

    i want to see trump go right over the sea ,and kiss putin right on the lips ,that would fuck up your stupid white values

  • Mr. Horse
    • Jordy87_87

      That a picture of Hawkshaw at the moment

  • Pi

    Lanzo is still mad at me. I went to message him on FB and he blocked my messages.

    • Pi

      I hope the rest of you join him in Pi-is-an-asshole-ville.

    • Mr. Horse

      I don’t know what happened but you could see it coming for aboot a week.

      • Pi

        He’s mad at me because I made mods and for the most part, mods fucked with him in the past.

        • Pi

          But I explained to him on Disqus you can’t do shit.

        • R8Rnation

          Really? That’s why he’s mad?

  • R8Rnation

    It nust he dizzying to be on the far left and the far right at the same time. Hawkshaws brain is exhausting.

  • Pi

    R8R I haven’t seen boobs since this morning. Can you help a brother out?

  • Chris Keal

    Hello crusty savages.

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol they had heavy shit coming in today and wanted us to stay longer. And that old guy started talking mad shit and I was like I work fucking 50 hours a week and do this….what do you do? And he shut up. He was salty because his idea in moving these 18 foot rail road ties was stupid

  • Jordy87_87

    And yes I did let a juicy one go near him. Even made a huge mess in the toilet.

  • Jordy87_87

    Wtaching grizzly man that guy that goes out and lives with bears then gets mauled to death.. He deserved it yelling at the bears and shit

  • okxcy
  • Mr. Horse

    Blowout Deal Of The Day
    http://i.imgur.com/p0xgVLvl.png

  • Mark Gormley

    Poop.

    • Jordy87_87

      Go to lanzos house please make sure he’s ok

      • okxcy

        the goats staged a coup

  • JoeNo

    The real reason why Brady wins so many SBs is because he is a pedophile and wants free trips to Disney Land

  • Mr. Horse

    Dear Pi,
    The walls of your rectum are super-absorbant, but there are other practical concerns.
    http://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/i-got-cocaine-blown-up-my-ass-so-you-dont-have-to-902

  • Jordy87_87

    Dear pie.
    Your dearest friend,
    Jordy.
    Ps you want a piece of ass? Go fuck yourself.

  • hawkshaw

    manhatten ,with cherry juice you slut mosely

    • Jordy87_87

      You drink like old people fuck.

      • hawkshaw

        yea so ,manhatten is a classic from 1868

  • hawkshaw

    fern boys drink hamms

    • Jordy87_87

      No one knows what that means

  • hawkshaw

    dog sitting all week

    • Jordy87_87

      Watching your face?

      • hawkshaw

        sons boxer mix male ,nice dog ,year and a half old

  • hawkshaw

    jirdy squats in his yard

  • okxcy

    bojangles

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw squirts on the res

  • Jordy87_87

    Oxcy has a PhD in pussy

  • hawkshaw

    girls night out is code for sex with the bartender ,oh wait jordys women does this every weekend

    • Jordy87_87

      Not really. And I’m not a possessive weirdo like you.

  • hawkshaw

    jordy won;’t but his women will eat red meT

    • Jordy87_87

      I’m having steak tonight

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,saw a pug t-shirt at wal mart today

    • hawkshaw

      gave me a chuckle

  • Mark Gormley

    Went to brunch at place in the most hipster part of Seattle. It was good.

    • hawkshaw

      did you order nigger toes amd grits

      • Jordy87_87

        Nigger toes are Brazilian nutd

  • Jordy87_87

    I feel like Hawkshaw is a very possessive person with trust issues.

  • hawkshaw

    traditional food ,wild rice and walleye

    • Jordy87_87

      Boxed rice a roni and talipa *

      • Jordy87_87

        Oxcy raised talipa at that

      • hawkshaw

        why you dirty

  • Jordy87_87

    Horse gonna fuck your ass up if he finds out you are eating talipa

  • Jordy87_87

    I haven’t eaten it since he said its like…not even fish

  • hawkshaw

    i feel dirty, bought haddock today

    • Jordy87_87

      Should of caught it yourself

      • hawkshaw

        yep

  • Jordy87_87

    I will take a giant shit on you pie

  • hawkshaw

    so jordy ,guess my son baugth a palace up north

  • R8Rnation

    Hiiiiiiii

    • Mark Gormley

      Sup?

  • hawkshaw

    do you have thin thighs r8r

  • hawkshaw

    play us a tune mr lonely man

    • Mark Gormley

      Why am I lonely?

      • okxcy

        is your name kim jong?

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    krist that rocks

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Shared this one before. But I am in the mood for something that swings fucking hard.

  • Jordy87_87

    Nice now you get to do work on how house Hawkshaw.
    Hello Gormley hello r8r hello oxcy.
    Hello world.

    • okxcy

      heyo 87

      • Mark Gormley

        Herro Okxcy.

    • Mark Gormley

      Shalom.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

  • okxcy

    mazel tov gorms

  • Jordy87_87

    Mosley play some skid row.

  • hawkshaw

    illinois nazi

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Oh this still suxs

  • Jordy87_87
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi jurdy

    • Jordy87_87

      Hi my man

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I am kill okyx soon

    • Jordy87_87

      Just make him perform seppeku

      • Jordy87_87

        Tell him he failed math…

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Lol

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So R8R ?

  • Jordy87_87

    Supposedly I’m the only person that likes skid row still….

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I love them

      • Jordy87_87

        Well I guess its just me and you

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I saw them in concert

      • Jordy87_87

        Lucky

  • hawkshaw

    killer song gorms

    • Jordy87_87

      Thanks

  • Jordy87_87

    Oxcy you got a 4.1GPA. Shame on you nigga

  • okxcy
  • Jordy87_87

    Oxcy have you ever put a chop stick up your peephole or culo

  • Jordy87_87

    Mosley id live for your smile and die for your kiss

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I love you to

  • Jordy87_87

    Mosley Hawkshaw doesn’t let his wife leave the house.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Ok

  • Jordy87_87

    I have a weird 80s hair metal ballad obsession.
    Brb dinner.
    https://youtu.be/i28UEoLXVFQ

  • hawkshaw

    we got lucky that time dog ,pork roast was perfect

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Eat red meat

      • okxcy

        lobster is red

  • hawkshaw

    mosely has eaten red meat

  • hawkshaw

    ok lets just put it out there white men suck penis

    • hawkshaw

      ah ,a hha.,ha.h.a canadiins also .ah ha,h,hq

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Invite me over

  • okxcy

    well I must be going
    talk to you later
    http://i.imgur.com/KNvMr.gif

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Gif stealing Charlie

  • hawkshaw

    jordy bakes shortbread

  • hawkshaw

    throw a tune gorms

    • hawkshaw

      excellant

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    good song gorms ,do it again

  • hawkshaw

    pi wears tidy whitys

    • hawkshaw

      female aisle

  • hawkshaw

    ok den time for some adelel ,un less something better

  • hawkshaw

    ah well no balls white men ,back later nancys

  • Mr. Horse

    Lobster stuffed smoked pork butt

    • Mark Gormley

      Dildo stuffed Mosley.

  • Mr. Horse

    Warvette wants to get on the blog but he’s having issues.
    http://i.imgur.com/V6vQop5l.png

  • Jordy87_87

    Steak mushroom n onion n sweet potato and soup

  • Jordy87_87

    Why is rice pudding so good guys

  • okxcy

    jordy have you seen V.I.Poo?

    • Jordy87_87

      No what’s that carnal

  • Jordy87_87

    Alot of people say Christine Michael shouldn’t be resigned.
    I want to know what their reasoning is…

    • Mr. Horse

      He dumb

      • Jordy87_87

        Meh he will get smarter.

        • Jordy87_87

          That’s what happens when you are surrounded by retard$ (seahawks)

  • okxcy
    • Jordy87_87

      Ummm

    • Jordy87_87

      Devils donuts aye

  • Jordy87_87

    Christine Michael is an upgrade from Starks.

    • Mr. Horse

      So what. Starks got cut.

      • Jordy87_87

        That’s my point exactly.

        • Mr. Horse

          They won’t re-sign Christine.

          • Jordy87_87

            Stop.

          • Mr. Horse

            Why the fuck do you care? He had a couple okay runs. He fucked up plays. They sat him like a 4th stringer.

      • Jordy87_87

        I will seriously flag this as disagreement

  • Jordy87_87

    So what are we gonna draft some shithead and have ty and lacy only?

    • Jordy87_87

      Not happening ragamuffin

    • Mr. Horse

      Probably draft one, sign one that gets cut & go to the UDFA discount bin.

      • Jordy87_87

        The udfa discount bin my favorite (kinda true tho)

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw come back you drunken bafoon.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • Jordy87_87

      Will you please tell pie

      • Mark Gormley

        Tell him what?

        • okxcy

          his refrigerator is running

  • Jordy87_87

    I care because we can’t just have 2 rbs.

    • Mr. Horse

      WTF. This is when they’re planning to rebuild rosters and can’t sign any yet.

      • Jordy87_87

        Well in the time being he should be thought of being kept.

        • Mr. Horse

          There are no games in the time being.

          • Jordy87_87

            The season never ends for TT

          • Mr. Horse

            He still has to wait till the league year starts

          • Jordy87_87

            And in his memos it should say *keep Christine Michael*

          • Mr. Horse

            No. His contract is up and they don’t want a fuckup pine rider.

  • hawkshaw

    jordy rides a trail horse

    • hawkshaw

      and whips it

  • hawkshaw

    funny how most gay and transgender are white people

    • Jordy87_87

      Get out more often. Psbsince you are half white must mean with you are bisexual

      • hawkshaw

        hobbits are by nature transexual

        • Jordy87_87

          I have my junk in tact

          • Jordy87_87

            Just have warts

    • Mr. Horse

      When your precious flip comes about and whites are a minority that won’t be true anymore.

      • hawkshaw

        he ,we shall see

  • hawkshaw

    older men dispence wisdom ,you little queef jordy

  • hawkshaw

    kinda miss seal

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawkshaw likes older men?

  • Mr. Horse

    Hawkshaw, u should move to Atlanta.

    • Mr. Horse

      Then you wouldn’t have to wait for the flip.

    • hawkshaw

      why ,my homeland is northern wisconsin

      • Mr. Horse

        Ha, there is 0 fucking way whites up there are going to be a minority.

  • hawkshaw

    my theary ,white men travel here and there ,collage acroos country ,because there homeland is someplsce in europe

  • hawkshaw

    it will be a brown world ,hell if al gay franken can be a senitor ,george lopez can be president

  • hawkshaw

    white man minority ,2025

    • Mr. Horse

      I got that now, nigga. I don’t live in fucking Kansas or Nebraska or anywhere other than Atlanta.

    • hawkshaw

      and no amount of hoof stomping will change it

  • Jordy87_87

    You are white Hawkshaw stop kidding everyone

  • Pi

    Good evening fine gentleman.

    • Jordy87_87

      Fuck off. Minorty

  • Jordy87_87

    And even if youndont claim Caucasian You are a minority and will be forever because you keep racial mixing 100 more years there will be less then .005% people with more than half native blood

  • Jordy87_87

    My bass is bump in right now. Did some late night grocery shopping out of boredom.

  • hawkshaw

    he ,he pi i started a shit storm on your back ass blog

    • Mr. Horse

      We bored.

  • hawkshaw

    oh by the way ,put a feather in yer hair fag

    • Jordy87_87

      I used to wear feather earings

      • hawkshaw

        queer

  • Jordy87_87
    • Mr. Horse

      This belongs on SKA.

      • Jordy87_87

        Brb

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    As soon as my hours get signed and I’m done with my service I’m going up to that guy and telling him to go fuck himself. I wish I could in-depth explain the things he said today and his pure stupidity

  • hawkshaw

    hobbit crap

    • Jordy87_87

      My partner said the bathroom still stunk after 20 minutes

  • Jordy87_87

    Hawkshaw for real. I even had a girl braid a feather into my hair it was cool and having a feather in my hear and wearing the wolf pelt to parties was a poonany magnet.

    • Jordy87_87

      Was a peigon feather probably too since I found it outside in the city…

    • hawkshaw

      ha ,you fool

  • hawkshaw

    pi walks ten miles to the village flush toilet

    • Pi

      16 kilometers you imperialist faggot.

    • Mr. Horse

      It’s frozen over.

  • hawkshaw

    yer a jem jordy

  • Jordy87_87

    They keep bozing the poo horse.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie what’s the deal with you coming to this shit hole city again

    • Pi

      I’m gonna in Chicago for about an hour layover next weekend. Does that count?

      • Jordy87_87

        Probably not.

  • Jordy87_87

    I got some yogurts brothers. And ?ranch Fritos? They are delish

  • hawkshaw

    jordy is not a nigga anymore ,he;s a suburban slut

    • Jordy87_87

      I don’t fit in or belong here.

      • hawkshaw

        why niot nazi

  • Jordy87_87

    I do have a fishing hole like 3 blocks away that’s coo.

  • Jordy87_87

    Only a 30min drive to work. Other then those 2 things I wish I lived in the city still

    • hawkshaw

      the no sex thing is not a problem

      • Jordy87_87

        Yeah because that TOTALLY has to do with living in the suburbs…

        • hawkshaw

          he mailman ,garbageman ,milkman

          • Jordy87_87

            None of those exist in the city. You are right.

  • Jordy87_87

    The patriots cheated

  • hawkshaw

    my son ,jordy

    • Jordy87_87

      My niggy

  • Jordy87_87

    Killings are down but shootings (wounded) are up like 300% compared to last year.

  • Jordy87_87

    News that Chicago was one of the cities targeted this week by federal agents in a series of immigration enforcement raids has intensified growing fear and anxiety in immigrant communities — even among families with legal status. In the West Ridge neighborhood, South Asian and Arab families with…
    Immigrant community on high alert, fearing Trump’s ‘deportation force’.

    However it is a regular common thing here for illegal immigrant BUSTS Jesus Christ I hate people.
    I’m gonna go punch someone and protest in front of a police station that I broke a law and they can’t do anything to me because I don’t agree with the law.

  • Jordy87_87

    Fuck em. Pack em up ship em out.

    • hawkshaw

      he and historical iimgrants

      • Jordy87_87

        You can’t just say you are here ILLEGALLY and protest because you don’t agree with rules and regulations. FUCK those people.

        • Mr. Horse

          STFU. Illegals aren’t protesting. They’re hiding.

          • Jordy87_87

            They are protesting read the article.

          • Mr. Horse

            Most are scared shitless. Quit believing propaganda.

        • hawkshaw

          pre columbas

  • Jordy87_87

    If I was president I would have everyone at these protests deported to some shit hole 3rd world country and say here. Complain about peoples “rights” and shit you “disagree with”

    • Pi

      South Chicago is a shit hole 3rd world country.

      • Jordy87_87

        But you have rights to voice opinion vs government still.

        • Pi

          Don’t be another political fag. We already have Gormley for that.

          • hawkshaw

            ha

  • Jordy87_87

    Requieum for a dream is a dumb movie.

  • Jordy87_87

    They should be scared shitless.
    They arnt obeying rules and regulations.
    If I get in trouble for not paying a parking ticket I get in trouble. Therefore they don’t attempt to become legit citizens they should get in trouble. Common knowledge.

    • Mr. Horse

      Most of them snuck in a long time ago and they work, raise their kids, send money home and don’t commit crimes. When did you get to be an authoritarian xenophobe?

      • Jordy87_87

        Fantastic for them. But they should really try to respect the rules.

        • Mr. Horse

          And it makes no difference to you that they’re good people who had to sneak in at some point. Some of the people Trump’s goons turned away were on their way here for citizenship ceremonies.

          • Jordy87_87

            Nope

          • Mr. Horse

            Yup. They were.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi has AIDS.

    • Jordy87_87

      He has GRID

    • Pi

      You support Trump, Hitler, and chick flicks.

      • Jordy87_87

        Rom coms

      • Mark Gormley

        Fuck you! Matthew McConaughey sucks!

  • Jordy87_87

    Get a 100$ ticket for parking on a permit parking only street. It isn’t hurting anyone.

  • Jordy87_87

    I will take a giant shit on you.

    • Mr. Horse

      Keep that immigrant shit off me.

  • hawkshaw

    progression , fag armenian owner, ruled by a ninety year old queen ,hence us on the bottom .kiss queen cunt

    • Mr. Horse

      I always thought she was a tranny.

      • Jordy87_87

        Why is she still alive

        • Mr. Horse

          She’s fed Syrian fetuses.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie is addicted to weed and cock

    • Pi

      I can quit both any time I want.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie smokes from a penis and ball shaped bowl

  • Jordy87_87
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi must have this.

  • Jordy87_87

    *killed 2 births with 1 stone. Smoke some herb and jam it in my anus*

    • Mr. Horse

      What happens when you shit after you drink a quart of vegan syrup?

      • Jordy87_87

        Should I try?

        • Mr. Horse

          Axt Pi first.

  • hawkshaw

    come on now ,pi is ok for only having one ball

  • JoeNo

    You guys are so mean to PI. He’s a lions fan he has suffered enough.

    • Jordy87_87

      0-16

      • Pi

        Cleveland couldn’t get it done in the clutch.

    • hawkshaw

      he sells his anus

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    pi and warv must look like
    http://i.imgur.com/pfk7afA.jpeg

    • JoeNo

      Thats an amazing wood sculpture

      • okxcy

        Shut the fuck up donny you’re out of your element

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    Pie for breakfast tomorrow I’m having a corned beef hash omelette with cheddar cheese and a crissont

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie my wife didn’t want me to watch this movie but I think its stupid

    • Jordy87_87

      Did you like it?

  • Mark Gormley

    BRB. Gotta take a shit.

    • Jordy87_87

      Picture PLEASE

    • hawkshaw

      street muscian takes crap in alley

  • Jordy87_87

    The absence infection scene is legit tho. My friend had one it smelled weird.

  • okxcy

    does gormley shit gold bricks?

    • Jordy87_87

      He has shit bricks made of gold….

  • Jordy87_87

    Fuck that movie *one of the top 25 most dangerous movies*
    *100 movies you need to see before you die*
    Peoples reviews said watching it made them never want to do any drug.
    Watching it made me want some.

  • hawkshaw

    girmely wears a dress and chews bubble gum

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t chew bubblegum…

      • hawkshaw

        ha

    • okxcy

      the folks on FYS could only manage to do one of those at a time

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      Is this racist?

      • Mr. Horse

        No. It’s Meatist.

  • Jordy87_87

    Gormley must of fell in the toilet.

    • Mr. Horse

      At least his gf can’t beat him up in there.

      • Jordy87_87

        She cannot enter his kosher bathroom.

  • Jordy87_87
  • Mark Gormley

    I’m just cooking meth, you assholes.

    • okxcy

      everyone knows the best meth is cooked in TN

      • Mark Gormley

        This is why Lanzo left, dickhead.

  • okxcy

    lanzo is in a nut house for multiple personality disorder

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    Since 9/11/2001, far more Americans have been killed in mass killings in America by American citizens than by refugees, Muslim or otherwise. Most of the perps have been white supremacists and many have been Christo-fascists. The Saudis are highly implicated in the mass killings on 9/11/2001. Saudi Arabia is NOT included in the 7 nations identified in Trump’s EO. He has business interests there. He has virtually no business interest in the 7 nations named in the EO.

    The Boston Marathon bombing was done by Chechen-Americans.
    Dylan Roof is a white supremacist. He killed nine people, all African Americans, including senior pastor and state senator Clementa C. Pinckney, and injured one other person, in a church in Charleston, SC.
    The Oklahoma City bombing that killed 168 and maimed hundreds more was carried out by a white American.
    FOX News reported that the mass killings in Quebec were done by a Muslim. In fact the perp was a white Canadian Trump supporter.
    Omar Mateen killed 49 people and wounded 53 others in Orlando. He was born in New Hyde Park, NY.

    The fact is that millions of people all over the world simply want what you and I want. A chance to live a decent, law abiding life without being targeted by government and whacko religions for punishment and extermination.
    We already have extreme vetting. We had it before Trump was elected.
    Last week I had dental work done. The assistant was a 30ish Egyptian guy who already has 6 years of formal dental education, but it was in Cuba and Egypt. He has to go through 4 more years at American dental schools, and he is willing to go through it to be able to make his living in the USA. If Trump had no business interests in Egypt, this guy would would be thrown out. He is not and never will be a terrorist.

    Trump wants to limit an organization intended to suppress extreme violence to “radical Muslim extremists” and let white supremacists and everyone else off the hook.

    Wake the fuck up BEFORE we get Trump’s Reichstag Fire.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/0pT9Iok.jpg[/img]

      • Mr. Horse

        I’m not laughing, too SRS.

        • Mr. Horse

          ~40% of the staff at Emory Health System’s main hospital is foreign born. Some are even brown. Some are Muslim. It’s a magnet teaching hospital and receives patients from all over the southeast for advanced treatment. Some even come from Texas after Mosleh has poisoned them. Not a goddamned one of them is a terrorist. There’s a Nigerian surgeon there who does stuff no one else can do. He’s an asshole, but he’s not a “terrorist”. He’s saved white, black, yellow, maybe red and brown lives. Eject them and see what happens to quality of care.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yo

  • Jordy87_87

    Wtf
    Man accused of molesting another man at South Loop gym

    • Jordy87_87

      Lol could you imagine being a man and having to live the rest of your life knowing you got raped by another man in public…

  • Jordy87_87

    The guy who was molested didn’t realize a fucking guy was behind him nakeduntil he started getting touched….people are so fucking stupid. I swear.

  • Jordy87_87

    Chicago had like 800+ murders last year we should ban people in chicago from traveling .025 miles from their residence

  • Jordy87_87

    Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was thousands of miles away from home, but Kim Jong Un’s message was loud and clear — think twice before getting too cozy with the new US President.

  • Jordy87_87

    Who is prepared for war with north Korea?
    I’m not too thrilled aboot it. I don’t know aboot them people.

    • okxcy

      We’ll drop hamburgers instead of bombs and they’ll love us

      • Mr. Horse

        Probably it’ll be vouchers for a free breakfast at a Trump resort.

  • Jordy87_87

    I made stock using some chicken liver heart and giblets the stuff that comes in the bag inside with bay leaves thyme and I hope it comes out good

  • Jordy87_87

    In Mississippi you can LEGALLY drink a beer while driving as long as you are not above the legal BAC limit.

  • Jordy87_87

    Cowboys to release tony Romo for a… “Fantastic trade offer” lol

    • Jordy87_87

      Sunday morning jerreh must be drunk still

  • Mr. Horse

    Lifestyle Tip Of The Day
    http://i.imgur.com/Wj3eiZal.png

  • Jordy87_87

    Lets trade Rodgers for Romo so his career is not pointless.

    • Jordy87_87

      Am I doing this right?
      FUCK DAN MARINO

  • Jordy87_87

    Rodgers career is shit because he only has 1 Superbowl victory.
    Dan Marino was one of the top 5 best qbs ever in the history of forever.
    – stupido

    • Pi

      Tom Dreamy McButtchin Brady is the greatest ever.

      • Jordy87_87

        I would like to actually disagree with this in a statistic point of view. And what 3 or 4 of his 5 sb victories the team was punished and caught for cheating…not just accused…

  • Jordy87_87

    And I believe Brady has always had a very good / above average defense in all Superbowl victories. Yes qb is a major part of the game but. That niggas always been L u c K Y

    • Pi

      I agree with you that Aaron Rodgers is overrated.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie my wife told me I’m annoying when i put down other QBs and bring up Rodgers ….

    • Pi

      Your wife is hot. It’s your sworn duty to give her as much D as her cooch can handle.

      • Pi

        I said “duty”. Teehehe.

        • Jordy87_87

          Doodie

    • Jordy87_87

      Brady could run for a 99.5 yard td and like brake 20 tackles and ill still say Rodgers did something better…

  • Jordy87_87

    Whatever your qb can do ours can do better.

    • Pi

      How about breast enlargement?
      Stafford > All

      • Jordy87_87

        Ugh I do like Stafford wife better then munn

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie are you a Matt Stafford homer?

    • Pi

      I like him but I don’t take the Lions too seriously in general. It’s necessary to maintain sanity.

      • Jordy87_87

        Guess it is hard to take a team that went 0-16 serious and all your only good players retire early.

  • Pi

    Jordy, for me it’s like I used to take sports way too seriously in general. Whenever my the Penguins goalie let in a bad goal or the Lions blew a game, I used to yell at the TV and throw shit around the house.
    But one day I just woke up and was like, I’m pissed off about a group of millionaire entertainers that in no way represent my life. I was getting mad about some shit that doesn’t even really matter.
    Now I don’t get high after a win and I don’t get low after a loss. It’s just a game. I celebrate shit I do in my own life.
    I just enjoy the game as a game.

    • Jordy87_87

      So…. You are a gay wad

      • Pi

        Pretty much. Yes.

        • Jordy87_87

          Coo with me ese

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie my dad always says the same thing. But when the bears do something stupid or the organization does something stupid he gets really mad and says he’s never gonna watch them again

    • Pi

      I expect morons to be morons. That makes it a lot easier.

  • Jordy87_87

    See pie I have no life anymore and since my dog died. My only real joy in life is the packers….they are really all I got.

  • Pi

    I don’t knock anyone else for being a crazy sports fan. I used to be one too.
    That paradigm works for a lot of people. I was just a giant douche who was pissed off all the time. So it wasn’t a good fit for me personally.

    • Jordy87_87

      Tigers or blue jays

      • Pi

        All Detroit except hockey (Penguins).
        Even when I worked for the Jays and wore a uniform for them, I still loudly cheered for the Tigers.

  • Jordy87_87

    If i had a gun to my head and had to name professional American teams in each sport. I would pick.
    Packers, brewers/Indians, pengiuns, bucks (because I can’t name more then 8 NBA teams)

    • Pi

      You live in Chicago so a gun to your head is a very real possibility.

    • Jordy87_87

      Pengiuns because of the line up from like 94 Nd their logo. Indians because of their line up from like 98 and their logo.

  • Pi

    Also, I get free tickets a lot. I have an unwritten rule that if I don’t give a fuck about either team, I cheer for the home team.

    • Pi

      Like when I was in Jacksonville, they gave me AAA box seats for the baseball game.
      I don’t know two fucks about either team.
      But I cheered for the Jacksonville Suns.

  • Pi

    I can see downtown Detroit from my backyard. This shithole building pops up over the houses.
    http://i.imgur.com/YUbfkqa.jpg

    • Jordy87_87

      Looks like a building we have in chicago. ?one musame? Tower.

      • Pi

        That’s a view of GM headquarters from the Canadian side of the river.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie its nice out here so all these fagets are driving around in crotch rockets tell them to stop please.

  • Jordy87_87

    And those roundish buildings we have here. 5415? Sheridan and another one down lake shore drive.
    Tell Detroit to get its own artichetures

  • R8Rnation

    PENGUINS EW

    • Pi

      Yes. For my fandom I got a fitted hat from a pretty lady.

      • R8Rnation

        *blows kiss*

  • R8Rnation

    Pi, jordy is being mean to me

    • Jordy87_87

      Pie she said she doesn’t like GRAVY

      • Jordy87_87

        Gravy the blogger. Gravy for meat. Gravy for biscuits. Man gravy. Gravy gravy and even Lyle graves

      • R8Rnation

        Gravy the flavorless fat juice, NOT Gravy Gravy

        • R8Rnation

          Man gravy is coo

  • Jordy87_87

    Looking at the calendar realizing there’s no NFL football until September… https://t.co/Dyu4QxE81k

  • Jordy87_87

    Omg gravy on biscuits and gravy is flavorful. Sausage milk flower pepper

    • R8Rnation

      Why wouldn’t i just eat sausage and use pepper

  • R8Rnation

    Oops I’m late for brunch

  • okxcy

    corn beef hash

    • Jordy87_87

      Same

      • okxcy

        my negro

  • Jordy87_87

    R8r is in pervert mode today

    • R8Rnation

      That true

  • R8Rnation

    My hair looks ridiculous. Maybe I’ll just wear a hat.

  • Jordy87_87

    I hate home made corn beef hash only like canned

    • okxcy

      I hate it when it has big potato chunks

      • Mr. Horse

        Tastes like expired dog food anyway.

  • R8Rnation

    I got a burrito

    • Mark Gormley

      Figures…

      • Jordy87_87

        Penis shaped foods

        • Mark Gormley

          Penis shaped Jews?

  • Jordy87_87

    GθГ//[]_¥

  • okxcy

    the Lions summed up in a gif
    http://i.imgur.com/XNW9j39.gif

    • Jordy87_87

      They raised ticket prices 🙁

  • Mark Gormley

    AIDS.

    • okxcy

      ANUS

      • JoeNo

        MOSLEY

        • okxcy

          LOSES

  • Jordy87_87

    GRIDs

  • Jordy87_87

    Idk how horse thinks canned corn beef hash is dog food

  • Pi

    Canned food is just above dog food.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Canned cheese is awesome

      • Jordy87_87

        Agreed brotha

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m making surf and turf

    • Pi

      Lobster, whataburger, and butthole. A Mosley feast.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m making dead Mosley.

  • Jordy87_87

    I had a jalapeno chicken while waiting for mother in law at air port.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds pretty anusy.

  • Pi

    Waffles > Pancakes.
    There I said it.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

  • Jordy87_87

    Mosley looks hot in his pictu re

  • Mark Gormley

    Now I am at a lube center with like half of Seattle.

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s right, Hawk!

  • Jordy87_87

    Howdy bitchessss

  • Jordy87_87

    I just wish I could own like 20 dogs.

    • Mark Gormley

      I wish I could own like 20 people.

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus!

        • Jordy87_87

          Im tired. You don’t want me.

          • Mark Gormley

            Well, I am looking for something in a more “exotic” mold.

  • Jordy87_87

    Lady gaga got a metallica tattoo.
    Take THAT garvy

  • Jordy87_87

    And she’s performing with them tonight
    TAKE THAT GARVY

    • Mark Gormley

      Marcus Garvey was a black man.

      • Jordy87_87

        Lyle garves is a blogger.

        • Mark Gormley

          Lyle Lovett is weird looking.

          • Jordy87_87

            HA!

  • Jordy87_87

    Lady gaga has stretch marks on her bewbs. And she’s got a trumpet? Tattoo. TAKE THAT GORMLEY

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is loses.

      • Jordy87_87

        Pie said he doesn’t get mad aboot sports Nymorem

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m wondering if Lanzo’s dialup connection has been down; haven’t seen him over on SKA or FYS.

  • okxcy

    I will show you my pekka

    • Mark Gormley

      Alpaca?

  • Jordy87_87
    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • Jordy87_87

    Ima shower brb

    • Mark Gormley

      You should shower with Mosley.

      • Jordy87_87

        I shower with a pic of him

  • Mark Gormley

    It’s slower than Laquon Treadwell in here.

  • Jordy87_87

    Made my best whole chicken wit out brining it. It was so fucking juicy

    • Mr. Horse

      I broil 1/2 chickens

      • Jordy87_87

        That was after I cut it in half thinking I would eat my whole half. Didn’t even finish the leg and wing and thigh

        • Mr. Horse

          I cut ’em in half, put on the rub, lower middle rack, broiler at aboot 400, cut side up for about 35 minutes. Flip, go another 25 or whatever (depending on size).

          • Jordy87_87

            Nice ill try that next time

          • Mr. Horse

            Check it after you flip so the skin side doesn’t get too scorched.

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    That home made stock was on point.

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    Built a base with carrots celery and onion.
    Put my stock in. Seasoned the fuck out of it. Covered it and cooked in oven for like an hour at 350 uncovered and cooked at 425 for 25 min er so.

  • Jordy87_87

    For some reason I never put anything under the chicken so it always stuck to my dutch oven

    • Mr. Horse

      I always use a flat rack

      • JoeNo

        I don’t care for women with flat racks.

        • Mr. Horse

          First I look at the purse.

          • JoeNo

            I look for adams apples

          • Mr. Horse

            I avoid those.

  • Jordy87_87

    I was craving rotisserie chicken last week and we had a good one from whole foods before so since we both worked late we got one from here and it SUCKED.
    Had to make my own 1000x better and I could of bought 3 whole chickens for the price of one

  • Jordy87_87

    Tomorrow at work our company is bringing in a camera crew to record us working and the processes and shit. And a few people will have to explain the details…and we all had to be clean shaven and crap because osha rules using a facemask. Gonna suck. My faget ugly face is on fire from shaving

    • Mark Gormley

      You should wear a tuxedo.

      • Jordy87_87

        I was joking around with some guys saying we need to show up in a suit.

  • Jordy87_87

    Thin lizzy will be playing some concerts with a new front man. Woildnt be the same. But I’m tempted to give a left nut to go.

    • Jordy87_87

      Just to see some of the actual members would be insane.

  • Mark Gormley

    Get it together, Pi.

  • Mark Gormley
  • R8Rnation

    Queen Bey. <3

  • Mark Gormley
  • Jordy87_87

    Why is it ok for people to compare trump to Hitler.
    Hank Williams Jr compared Obama to Hitler…and he gets fired.

    • Mark Gormley

      Part of it is because Trump has openly lauded fascistic policies.

      • JoeNo

        Fascist states > communist states

        • Mark Gormley

          You’re more than welcome to move to Russia, Joe.

        • Mr. Horse

          I’ll take what’s behind curtain number three

  • R8Rnation

    Well this really is live

    • Jordy87_87

      George Michael is a Peter puffer. And I’m falling asleeo

      • Mark Gormley

        George Lopez sucks.

      • R8Rnation

        Don’t let gravy or piney hear you say that!

        • JoeNo

          They will slap the shit out of you
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/acXt05j.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m watching The People vs. OJ Simpson. Pretty sure Jordy killed all of those people.

    • R8Rnation

      That show sucks

      • Mark Gormley

        I stopped watching it.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pi
    • Brew_City

      Pi’d hit it

    • Joe No

      Capers is still our coordinator, trump is still our president and beiber is still alive. Whats good about it?

  • Jordy87_87

    Yoooooo

  • Pi

    Jordy’s fine artwork.
    http://i.imgur.com/TsnXmP0.png

  • Mr. Horse

    In case you fuckers forget tomorrow, here’s backup.
    http://i.imgur.com/PHGfWKbl.png

    • 12alegend4ever

      It’s comforting to know you are ever looking after us Horse.

  • Pi

    Horse, what’s there to do in Atlanta? I’ve been through the airport a few times but never the actual city.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Go to the underground (old Atlanta that survived the fire)

      • 12alegend4ever

        Downtown collection of nightlife.

    • Mr. Horse

      Narrow it down. This isn’t Windsor.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, you could always tour the Coca Cola plant. See
    http://www.worldofcoca-cola.com/plan-your-visit/

    • Pi

      I only drink diet tofu juice.

      • 12alegend4ever

        It’s like a mini-Disneyland.

  • 12alegend4ever

    People stop to have their pix taken at the “Terminus”. This is where the original railroad (Western and Atlanic lines) stopped.
    Atlanta defined the term, “being on the wrong side of the tracks”.

  • 12alegend4ever
    • 12alegend4ever

      Diet Tofu juice???

    • 12alegend4ever

      The Georgia Aquarium is the world’s largest indoor fish bowl.

  • Pi
  • R8Rnation

    Yoo hoo

    • 12alegend4ever

      Greetings R8R!

    • 12alegend4ever

      How did the Press Conf go last week?

      • R8Rnation

        As good as can be expected given the circumstances

        • 12alegend4ever

          I hate it when I don’t have my make up with me either.

          • R8Rnation

            Ha that’s not what i was talking about

          • JoeNo

            So thats what you do in retirement?
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/53gMXWS.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    I know what I won’t be doing in Atlanta.
    Going to a Super Bowl parade.

    • Pi

      Thanks Mosley.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi and Mosley are having secks in Atlanta because the Lions have never won a Super Bowl title?

    • 12alegend4ever

      No, just on general principles.

      • Mark Gormley

        Neither one of those jamokes has principles.

  • Pi

    What are you fags doing for your women/men for Valentine’s Day?
    I haven’t even started planning. I need ideas.

    • JoeNo

      Don’t forget about Warvettes goats.

    • R8Rnation

      Valentines is dumb. Don’t give in.

    • Mark Gormley

      A Chinese guy.

    • okxcy

      anal

  • R8Rnation

    Valentines is actually the worst holiday ever. Not only is it stupid on its premise but the poor service industry folks who have to put up with amateurs should be given a national medal.

  • Pi

    Maybe I’ll just dip my helmet in chocolate.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Save your Valentine wish for the person in the mirror. You got to be able to love yourself, before you can love others.

  • Brew_City

    Here’s what I’m doing tomorrow Pi
    http://i.imgur.com/0W9xAaV.gif

  • 12alegend4ever

    In truth the Catholic Church does not even have Valentine’s day on their liturgical calendar. That is because there are too many “stories” about St Valentine but too few “facts” about him. They can only agree it is likely he was a martyr.

    • Brew_City

      Valentines day is just another day for women to get you to spend money on them so you can get laid… Like every other day in your life

      • Brew_City

        She can just bitch more if you don’t do what she wants

        • JoeNo

          Thats why you buy chocolate covered laxatives

  • Jordy87_87

    Yoooo

  • Jordy87_87

    St valentine wrote letters while he was locked up

  • Jordy87_87

    And st Patrick’s day is a holy day and Irish people in Ireland don’t even eat corned beef. So eat shit

    • Mr. Horse

      On St Patrick’s Day evuhbody be a little Irish, so I don’t eat that shit either.

  • Mr. Horse

    Does anyone want to send this to R8R?
    http://i.imgur.com/yUPJzvSl.png

  • Alias Number One™

    Pitchers & Catchers today… Gonna be a long off season!

    • JoeNo

      I like baseball because most of it is just standing around. When I watch football, I’m like I can’t do that shit. When I watch baseball I feel I can do anything they do.

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/WUKlpHL.gif[/img]

  • Jordy87_87

    Lady gaga looked hot as fuuuuuk. Playing with metallica

    • JoeNo

      I was unable to tell which ones were the men and which one was gaga, was she playing drums?

  • Jordy87_87

    Her dancing was cheesey as fuck

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi fucked his postal carrier this afternoon.

  • R8Rnation

    She looked great, I’ll give you that

    • Jordy87_87

      But that dancing…wtf

      • R8Rnation

        I miss meat dress gaga. Now she is just irrelevant.

        • Jordy87_87

          Never

          • R8Rnation

            I will give her ONE more chance

  • R8Rnation

    You knowwwww you’re in trouble when katy perry out-substances you

    • JoeNo

      She has plenty of substance
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/eI7k6lW.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Are you excited for the Vagina Monologues, Joe?

    • Jordy87_87

      Yes

  • R8Rnation

    I am too tired to sleep and too hungry to eat so I’m just sitting here.

    • Mark Gormley

      Call Mosley and have him bring you some lobster.

      • Jordy87_87

        Or whataburger

        • Mark Gormley

          Or both! He owes her.

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol that mellisa McCarthy on SNL is fucking hilarious

    • Mark Gormley

      It is.

  • Jordy87_87

    Gormley please wait

    • Mark Gormley

      What?

  • Jordy87_87
    • Mark Gormley

      What the fuck? When did this happen?

      • Jordy87_87

        On Twitter litterly 3 hours ago he said that stuff to someone

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s bragging about the house that his significant other paid for?

          • Jordy87_87

            Yeah lol

  • Jordy87_87

    Lanzo must make A SHIT LOAD of money because I remember paying what a lower class person would make in a year like…..5 out of 10 years in the union.

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. He must make Windy money working part-time as a handyman.

  • Jordy87_87

    Hey Gormley I came across some girl I knew feminist articles. Would you read one for me. And ill include a picture of her in her underwear

    • Jordy87_87

      You willgeta chuckle out of it. By the way she turned into a real slut when she got drunk but she was *raped*

  • Jordy87_87

    @ElHefeSancho87 Are u sure this clown has a house? And a wife? Lol I had 2 block him bc these ppl are crazy & vicious

  • Jordy87_87

    Lanzo lost it and no one cares

    • R8Rnation

      We care

      • Jordy87_87

        But I’m goin g to sleep

        • R8Rnation

          We can care again tomorrow. Nighty night, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

    • Mark Gormley

      Nah. He’s good. The man just found Jesus.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where is that dickless clown Pi?

    • Hooza

      Fist fucking his own butt hole?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah, but he does that while posting on here too.

        • Hooza

          Maybe he’s doing a doubler tonight.

          • Hooza

            I mean, I’m just guessing here.

          • Mark Gormley

            Stop making excuses for him.

          • Hooza

            He’s prolly up to both elbows, that’s amazing.

          • Mark Gormley

            This is how Trump became president…

          • Hooza

            Trump?

          • Mark Gormley

            Drumpf.

          • Hooza

            Ah, the make Russia great again guy.

          • Hooza

            I was happier talking about auto erotic butt secks

  • Hooza

    Thanks gorm, now I’m gonna go to sleep and dream that we’re all not gonna die in a nuclear holocaust within the next 5 months.

    • Mark Gormley

      But emails, Hooza!

      • Hooza

        We did dodge that bullet. I voted for Jill stien because she was the most fuckable candidate.

        • Hooza

          It’s also why I like bacon

        • Mark Gormley

          Stein’s anti-vax thing was too odd for me to get behind.

  • Jordy87_87

    Omg

  • Jordy87_87
  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy
  • Pi

    Today is the one day that when I say “happy VD” to a girl, it means something positive.

    • Mr. Horse

      smooth

  • Pi

    Jordy I got you a card today.
    http://i.imgur.com/EOzMb0b.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      Only 6,000???

      • 12alegend4ever

        That’s the average number of Jews who died daily while Hitler was in control during the war?

        • 12alegend4ever

          The math isn’t right. I dunno why then.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Thinking back to the SB….

    I’ll bet there are some Fal-coons saying to themselves, “Next year we turn the corner and win it all.” But that sounds oddly familiar. That’s the exact same thing the Lions have been saying since the 50’s.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      is that your gift to us?

      • Mark Gormley

        Always.

        • hawkshaw

          hairy armenian anus

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m not Pi.

          • hawkshaw

            white man all look alike

          • 12alegend4ever

            No more wampum for you!

  • Mr. Horse
  • 12alegend4ever

    Looks like I will be pulling some jury duty tomorrow. The county picked groups 9, 10, 11 and 12 today. I am in group 13. So I will have to drag my bigoted, racist arse to court and try to figure out a way I can get out of it.

    • Mark Gormley

      Tell the DA that you think the police are lazy and sloppy when conducting investigations. That should get you tossed much faster.

      • Brew_City

        and his severe hatred for Wops and daygos

        • Mark Gormley

          Nah. Prosecutors are cool with that.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yooooo

  • Alias Number One™

    This is all just too much for me…

    • Jordy87_87

      Lanzo being Mia and mad at pie?

      • Pi

        He said I was an asshole.

        • Pi

          So he’s right about at least one thing.

    • Mr. Horse
  • Jordy87_87

    @ElHefeSancho87 your mom’s house. ask the ungrateful canadan fuckface.

    • Jordy87_87

      From lanzo

  • Brew_City

    did you dis his goat or something?

  • Jordy87_87

    Brews moms vagina is called the library internet because she takes forever to get off

    • Jordy87_87

      ????

  • Mark Gormley

    Why doesn’t anyone pay attention when I threaten to leave and never come back? Is it because I don’t fuck goats?

    • Mr. Horse

      FAKE NEWS! BIGLY LYING ABOUT NOT FUCKING GOATS. SAD!

  • Pi

    Your mom’s vag is called “library internet” because anyone from the general public can loan it out free for 15 minutes.

  • Pi

    Brew, the real answer is he’s mad at me for making mods on Disqus.

    • Pi

      He also wanted me to say thanks for his articles, none of which I’ve asked him to write.

      • Pi

        So he won’t be back for 3 or 4 days at least.

  • JoeNo

    Crazy jews know how to sell hamburgers
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TgNEwe1gdw

  • R8Rnation

    What? Lol

  • okxcy

    this is how mosley celebrates valentines day
    http://i.imgur.com/Q3Nz2sF.jpeg

    • Mr. Horse

      That should be a lobster.

  • Mr. Horse

    Wendy Lee Johnson followed you
    http://i.imgur.com/8uMQNNol.png

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m sick of being fat I’m buying 150 mg ephedra pills since ephedrine is illegal but ephedra is legal

    • Jordy87_87

      I’m sick of being healthy and no showing. I need a get jacked.

  • Jordy87_87

    Mosley eats ass on valentines day. But only lanzos

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi sucks anoooooos.

  • Mark Gormley

    Does Mosley’s wife let him eat lobster before pegging him tonight, or is she making him wait until later?

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m watching a show about a Canadian chef. He is going moose hunting right now.

  • R8Rnation

    Hiya

    • Mark Gormley

      Happy VE Day.

  • Jordy87_87

    Sleepy good nighf

    • Mark Gormley

      Later mang.

  • Mr. Horse

    Watching history being made, almost real-time. Thanks, Twitter.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yoooooo

  • Pi

    Jordy how are you up so early?

    • Brew_City

      how are you up so early?

      • Pi

        I’m a time zone ahead of you plus lots and lots of drugs.

    • Jordy87_87

      Work 430am I wake up

    • Joe No

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • Mark Gormley

    I banned MFA.

  • Pi

    How come drugs are so drug-like?

  • Jordy87_87

    This poo im taking smells like an infant but is the size of a young teenage boy that’s 200lbs overweight with bad acne.

  • Mark Gormley

    This poo im taking smells like an infant but is the size of a young teenage boy that’s 200lbs overweight with bad acne.

  • Pi

    Jordy and Gorms gave birth to poo twins.

  • Pi

    Here’s some Atlanta humor before I head out there tomorrow.
    http://i.imgur.com/sk1rihA.jpg

  • 12alegend4ever

    Didn’t get called in for jury duty today and my boss was thrilled. He said “I’m glad you came in. We just got 150 new grant contracts that have to be proofed (I am the agency’s best proofreader), 90 grants to approve payment releases (I am the agency authorizer of funds transfers and we have a stack of grants that require your review and approval.”

    I told him it was so thoughtful of him to think of me for all these tasks.

    What a pal.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Apparently the county had enough jurors to handle the case load this week. I’m still on the hook for next week though.

  • Joe No

    Only five of 11 NFL players show up for Israel-sponsored trip. Obviously players in the nfl disagree with gormley on the capers situation and want to prove a point to him. Way to go gormley.

    • Pi

      Don’t you feel naked without your captain crunch avatar?

      • Joe No

        I hope not im in a public parking lot eating lunch. The ladies would surround my truck like a zombie apocalypse

        • 12alegend4ever

          The octogenarians in particular. Walkers and all.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, did you decide to do the tourista thing and visit the aquarium instead of hitting the Underground?

    • Pi

      Not there yet. I’m leaving tomorrow morning.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Oh that’s right. You really should decide after the trip of the best places to go.

        “Planning isn’t what you do to smooth wood.”

  • Brew_City

    Pi… Lanzo said he’s not coming back.

    carry on

    • 12alegend4ever

      So I can stop holding my breath?

  • 12alegend4ever

    2nd job time.
    Later

    • JoeNo

      You know what they say about guys with 2 jobs. You should have chosen your first wife better.

  • Alias Number One™

    Vince Young is the missing piece.

  • Mark Gormley

    Only five of 11 NFL players show up for Israel-sponsored trip. Obviously players in the nfl disagree with gormley on the capers situation and want to prove a point to him. Way to go gormley.

  • Alias Number One™

    I’m going to head over to SKA and drop off a box of tissues for Warv.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yo

  • Pi

    Jordy I missed you today!

  • R8Rnation

    Whass happening

    • Pi

      Hey baby cakes.
      How about we start the evil plan the week after your crazy week?

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy I missed you today!

    • R8Rnation

      What’s wrong with you, it’s annoying

      • Pi

        He’s a mole put here from the Zionist Jews.

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      they’re both 40 years too young for you

      • Mr. Horse

        I stole this, but anyway
        Trudeau doesn’t have to visit Nordstrom to head home with Ivanka’s panties.

  • Jordy87_87
  • Mark Gormley

    Why do you hate Jews, R8R?

  • Jordy87_87

    I hate r8rs….jews

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump hates all the non-white things.

      • Hooza

        Hopefully he’s in black prison soon.

  • okxcy

    There was a Trump tour bus selling MAGA shit at my local gas station
    I almost took a picture but thought it would make gormley rage with jealousy

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s holding a rally in the hopes of boosting his self-esteem this weekend.

      • Mr. Horse

        He’ll be pitching membership at Mar-a -Lago and there’s a Final Reduction Ivanka Trump Fashion closeout tent.

        • Hooza

          He’ll be pitching a tent toward Ivanka

          • Mr. Horse

            That pussy too loose now that she’s had men with dicks over 3″

          • Hooza

            But has she had a 4.5er yet?

          • Mr. Horse

            Doubt it. Trudeau is a typical 4″ pencil dick Canadian.

        • Mr. Horse

          It’s the official 2020 campaign kickoff event. Seriously.

          • Mark Gormley

            I saw that. But you know he has been whining to everyone around him for nearly a month about the protests and talking about how much bigger the crowds at his rallies were.

          • Mr. Horse

            I expect the counter-rally will be rather obvious especially if his private security force starts shooting them.

          • Mark Gormley

            “No, Mr. President. Those aren’t protesters. They’re here because they love you and your totally normal-sized hands.”

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Someone should really make a Bernie one though.

      • okxcy

        I’m sure warv is already working on it

  • Mr. Horse

    Twitter is over capacity. Please wait a few moments then try again.

    • Mark Gormley

      How much longer is Twitter even going to last? Though I would imagine our Dear Leader will buy the company so that he can keep Tweeting and track down the “haters” and put them in camps.

      • Mr. Horse

        This has crossed my mind, but at some point he’s going to run out of lenders.

        • okxcy

          he doesn’t need lenders now that he has donors

          • Mr. Horse

            HELP ME BUY TWITTER!

          • Mark Gormley

            Now, he’ll use taxpayer money to bail them out and then pay his “blind trust” trillions of dollars to take it off of the government’s hands. #MakeTwitterGreatAgain

        • Hooza

          Daddy Vladimir has deep pockets.

  • Jordy87_87

    Good thing I’m a trump supporter you all are fucked.

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you close with the royal family?

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    jordy will you give us assylum when the purge starts?

    • Mark Gormley

      I doubt he shelled out the $200k for a Mar-a-Lago membership.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yoooo

  • Pi

    Greetings from Detroit airport.

    • Pi

      Jordy I’m gonna be in Shitcago for the world’s shortest layover. I’ve got 20 minutes between flights.

      • Brew_City

        he only needs 3

  • Brew_City

    I’m web chatting with some dude from apple for some random charge I didn’t make and I wanna find him and beat the shit out of him

  • 12alegend4ever

    So Pi, Are you flying United?

    • Joe No

      He deserves to be on the no fly list.

      • Brew_City

        for extreme faggotry

        • Joe No

          Im surprised you know how to reply to posts. I talked to an apple support guy and he said you were technologically inadequate

          • Brew_City

            Pretty sure that guy is fired now

  • Mark Gormley
    • 12alegend4ever

      This would make Bruce Springsteen turn in his grave!

      What’s that? He’s still alive?

      Well, then this will kill him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is FAKE NEWS.

  • Joe No

    So adrian peterson to the packers? God espn is dumb.

    • 12alegend4ever

      They were talking the Giants on the Mike & Mike show this am.

      They are just throwing stuff against the wall and hoping something will stick.

      • Jordy87_87

        Shit works best…oh wait.

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol DPRK
    Annual New York fashion week is opportunity for wretched US serfs to laugh at imbecilities of their inbred masters. https://t.co/UiiDp9vfqI

  • Jordy87_87

    Bert faRve pay back SIGN PEterson!!!
    *jizz*

    • 12alegend4ever

      Reverse troll?

  • 12alegend4ever

    KFAN sports here in the Cities figures AP is tradable (for what???) and the Vikings could always resign him to a salary about a third of what he is scheduled to get.

    And these guys are serious about the whole thing. Gullible fools.

    • Jordy87_87

      I have bad gas today

      • 12alegend4ever

        Is there such a thing as “good” gas?

        • Joe No

          Yes about 5 seconds before you get off an elevator

  • Mark Gormley

    The Packers should welcome an unapologetic child beater with open arms.

    • Brew_City

      only for cheap tho.

  • hawkshaw

    trump busy spanking the press at news conference

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    kinda funny thou when he bitch slapped cnn and the wall street journal

    • Mr. Horse