• Hooza

    Frist

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/UaAQI1I.jpg[/img]

  • Hooza

    1:21:36 podcast no one will ever hear.

    • Hooza

      Although I will admit to listening to the first 14 seconds.

    • JoeNo

      I assumed these were just heavy breathing for an hour

      • Hooza

        I thought I heard a fapping sound, then realized it was me

  • Pi

    Fantastic article. You may all now bow at the feet of greatness.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Went to take my practice exams for college entrance exams.
    Accidently got put in the actual exam.
    Uhhhhhh. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f82e596bdc7f012194f2f17cebfdb5ef34ef0b28cd41cd2c408c41755d48f138.png

    • okxcy

      jordy can read good but want to be able to do other things good too

    • Mark Gormley

      You gotta watch for those tricky Lanzos.

  • okxcy

    i totally gormley’d those suckers at best buy

    • Mark Gormley

      You were overly friendly with them?

      • JoeNo

        Handies in the alley while they were giving him a deal

      • okxcy

        I charmed them until they price matched a competitor and send me an additional gift card

        • JoeNo

          “charmed” = giving handjobs in the alley

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s Pizo’s, bruh.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup bruh

    • Mark Gormley

      Can you take me higher?

  • okxcy

    snatch

    • Mark Gormley

      I enjoyed that film.

      • okxcy

        thats because you’re a pikey

        • Mark Gormley

          “Do ya like dags?”

  • Mark Gormley

    Hey Okxcy, care to guess a few players who were drafted after the Lions selected Eric Ebron in 2014 draft?

    • okxcy

      buncha future HOFers

      • Mark Gormley

        Flukes!

      • okxcy

        like Johnny Football

    • okxcy

      is this a setup for a haha dix joke?

      • Mark Gormley

        No, I just like to make Pizo feel bad as much as possible.

        • Mark Gormley

          For instance, on the season I am playing on Madden right now, Stafford walked during the offseason and the Lions replaced him with RGIII.

          • okxcy

            what an upgrade

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m playing the Lions right now. He has been sacked more times than he’s been able to throw the ball.

          • okxcy

            are you running around like lanzo with his head cut off in the backfield?

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • okxcy

      animated picture appropriating homosexual

  • Pi

    I bought drugs in Mexico and then smuggled them back into America through my bloodstream.

    • JoeNo

      The condom broke in ur anus?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Let’s talk about sex pie

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Let’s talk about you and me in a bath house

  • Pi

    This is going to sound extra gay but I don’t actually know what a bath house is.

    • JoeNo

      Its where wealthy gay men get layed.

    • okxcy

      where your dads conceived you

  • Brew_City
  • Alias Number One™

    Happy Friday, all none of you fuckers!

  • JoeNo

    Canada sucks!

  • Mark Gormley

    Canada sucks!

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Pi

    I hate people that use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So a packers fan walks into a gay bar

    • Matt Mosley 69

      And sits down next to Mark

      • Pi

        They share the same stool upside down.

  • Pi

    Canada is the Packers defense of countries.

    • Pi

      Wide open and full of people who can’t play football.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I got 2 tickets to paradise

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I have 2 .45 rounds

      • okxcy

        allahu akbar

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve got two tickets to Mosley’s house.

    • JoeNo

      I heard its like def jam every night there

  • okxcy

    pi has a barking cat?

    • Pi

      It’s a little frightening that you already want to turn my dog into egg rolls.

      • okxcy

        it sounded cat sized
        and I’ll have you know my family has thousands of years of practice preparing cats and dogs

        • Pi

          Congratulations on actually listening to the fapcast.

          • okxcy

            you’ll receive my invoice to cover my ear cancer treatments tomorrow

          • Pi

            Gormley is my Jewish accountant. Bill him.

          • okxcy

            he’s got one coming for excruciating boredom

          • Pi

            But I was awesome, right?

          • okxcy

            i’d give you a 4.5

  • okxcy

    pi how many donkey shows did you star in while you were in mexico

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Once when I was 7 years old my mama told me to find a good wife to have a happy life

  • hawkshaw

    put the fapcast on ,all i heard was gurgling noises

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Yes canada is winning in soccer.

    • Mark Gormley

      They can have that one thing.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/FQgMRiR.gif[/img]

  • Pi

    Mexicans love Pi. It’s a fact of the universe.

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s because you are an easy mark. I mean, come on, you didn’t even haggle.

      • Mark Gormley

        Even your barking cat knows that.

      • Pi

        I definitely paid the vanilla face tax for my weed.
        He was overcharging me. I knew it. He knew it.
        But where the fuck else am I gonna get it?

        • Mark Gormley

          I am sure there was a Mexican Lanzo knockin’ about around there.

  • hawkshaw

    did you buy his seester also

    • Mark Gormley

      I tried to trick Pizo into selling himself into sex slavery, but no one was interested. They said that there was no tread left on the tires.

      • hawkshaw

        bull moose can do that

        • Mark Gormley

          Especially when he takes on a baker’s dozen of them all at once.

  • JoeNo

    Soccer is as lame as a Don King fight
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/n3aDeMS.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      I wonder if Canadians apologize whilst flopping.

  • Pi

    If you couldn’t live in America…
    meaning you couldn’t jerk off the troops off every 5 minutes, eat fast food, or watch the Packers defense crush your soul one last time…
    Where else would you live instead?

    • JoeNo

      Texas, its the next closest thing to being an American.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m one of those fagets that would live some place in Western Europe.

  • JoeNo

    If PI were a movie villain I think he’d be like this guy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

    • Mark Gormley

      This is one of the best scenes ever.

  • JoeNo

    The Room is a cinema masterpiece.

    • Mark Gormley

      A few years back, my buddy texted me a picture of him and MISTER Tommy Wiseau outside of a Las Vegas bar. That motherfucker was wearing THREE belts.

      • JoeNo

        Thats because he is the man.

        • Mark Gormley

          Football? In tuxedos?

  • hawkshaw

    russia and canada are a lot alike ,except for having to use pine cones

    • JoeNo

      Both countries love a terrible sport that America now owns.

      • Mark Gormley

        Russians love Pi rape?

        • JoeNo

          Can’t rape the willing

          • Mark Gormley

            Touche, sir.

  • hawkshaw

    they both can play hockey outdoors 11 months out of the year

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Mosley Sucks

    • Mark Gormley

      I think he was threatening to kill me earlier today.

      • DallasCowboysSux

        That means he is sober.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo texted me today FYI

    • Mark Gormley

      What’s he up to? Lanzo shit?

      • Fun Boy 87

        He wouldnt tell me who he was. Lemme copy thr text screen capture

  • Pi

    Tastes like dark jujubes.
    http://i.imgur.com/SZDhkbO.jpg

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Also.
    Canada beat French Ghana who or what ever the fuck that is.

    • Pi

      We showed those assholes.

      • hawkshaw

        you showed them your asshole

  • JoeNo

    The only reason why Canada is in the UN is because America felt bad for them.

    • hawkshaw

      they have the same veto power as french ghana

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ll hop back on from my phone, but we are about to head out to catch a ferry ride to the peninsula for a mini vacay. Just wanted you all to know that Canada sucks royal ass.

    • hawkshaw

      the queens panties

  • Pi

    America isn’t so bad if you can get past the Packers fans.

    • hawkshaw

      thats it motherfucker ,peasent revolt

      • hawkshaw

        first we overwhelm michigan and then your next

        • Pi

          You guys don’t know geography enough to figure out where to go. After all you went to school in America.

          • hawkshaw

            i know french ghana is in france

          • hawkshaw

            well practilly ,they all moved there

  • hawkshaw

    who cares about sixth grade geography ,i was staring at paula johnsons tits

  • hawkshaw

    i to have travelled for ny job ,got to see bumfuck iowa and shithole indiana

    • hawkshaw

      thunder bay was ok

  • Mark Gormley

    We’re in line waiting for the ferry. And that ferry; not fairy like Pizo.

  • hawkshaw

    zip up ,they might charge you for carry on baggage

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m drinking a beer in the car while we are waiting to board Pi’s anus.

  • hawkshaw

    lanzo has a captains license ,he driving the boat ?

    • Mark Gormley

      Not unless he “found” it.

  • hawkshaw

    mini-vacay tomorrow for me to ,family reunion ,not as bad as it sounds

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Not a bad view.

  • hawkshaw

    why take a ferry to a pennusla ,can’t you just drive there

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. But it would take four hours longer.

      • hawkshaw

        jews ,phissh

  • hawkshaw

    have a great time gorms outta here

    • hawkshaw

      an erection lasting more then four hours needs medical attention

      • Mark Gormley

        I also brought a broom and some trash can lids to frighten off any would-be Lanzos.

    • Mark Gormley

      We’ll be pretty close to Canada. So I’m going to be wearing a hazmat suit.

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t want to catch the AIDS.

  • okxcy

    gorms how is the marxist manifesto coming along?

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/pcpF6DA.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    We’re getting food. I ordered a burger just to fuck with Pizo.

    • okxcy

      a vegan burger

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewbs.

  • Pi

    Bewbs.

    • JoeNo

      Im sick of you talking about stafford

    • okxcy

      this post has vegas mystified

  • JoeNo

    Few things in the world feel as good as a 2 flush dump.

  • okxcy

    how many dicks did you suck today?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Do you have to make eye contact for it to count ?

  • Pi

    What up crackers.
    http://i.imgur.com/6BB3D.gif

    • Matt Mosley 69

      This is like ten years old

      • Pi

        Just old enough for iravens to date.

  • okxcy

    pi is probably up to 31415926535897932384626

  • Mark Gormley

    Gormzo is winning at day drinking today. Fuck you all.

  • Chris Keal

    “So we were in a jam band playing in a fundraiser for NORML, I can’t remember what it stands for but it’s basically… *correctly says EXACTLY what it stand for.” …This was the best comment ever.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m glad you caught that. I like to fuck with Pi on these podcasts because he is high as fuck.

  • Chris Keal

    Oh and hello you ratchet bitches. Hope all is good!

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m buzzed off of high-priced IPAs and sweet shots that I got a bar in Port Angeles, WA.

      • Chris Keal

        Nice. I am at home drinking 16oz. cans of Budweiser. They sell these 8 packs for $10 it’s my new thing. My whole family is out of town except my youngest son. He is ruining everything.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s what sons are supposed to do. I can’t imagine where my Dad would be if I hadn’t ruined everything for him.

  • Chris Keal

    So how you been Gormley? This site seems pretty dead every time I come by. Ours is not faring much better but if you ever get bored and lonely there is certainly more people over there.

    • okxcy

      stop trying to steal half of our membership

      • Chris Keal

        OH FUCK okxcy is here,.. NOT INVITED BRO.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been well. Work is stressful, but that’s basically just the norm now. Starting to get back into music and spending way too much money on equipment. How’ve you been Keal?

      • Chris Keal

        Status Quo like a true nigga.

  • Chris Keal

    I hate DISQUS but there is literally no there reasonable option.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should challenge MFA to use his Call Center prowess to build you guys a state-of-the-art commenting platform.

      • Chris Keal

        This fucking guy. He actually comes on SKA and tells us that people don’t comment on his site cuz they only go there to read his articles. God bless him.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s excellent.

  • Mark Gormley

    We lost Lanzo–(you might know him was Warvette)–after Pi refused to recognize his brilliance.

    • Chris Keal

      hahaha really? That makes sense I guess he comes on SKA now for about the past few weeks or so. Not constantly, but frequently.

      • Mark Gormley

        Or he may have been upset with Pi not making him a mod.

        • Chris Keal

          He’s probably just trying to expand his mail-order drug empire.

  • Chris Keal

    Is Jordy still around?

    • Mark Gormley

      He probably stops by for a few minutes once a day.

      • Chris Keal

        This is getting sadder by the minute.

        • Mark Gormley

          Meh. We’ll see what happens when this stupid offseason ends.

          • Chris Keal

            True. My site always picks back up to some degree once football starts… though we seem to lose a few every year regardless. Fuck it.

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s working on going to school to get him a fancy degree.

  • Chris Keal

    The thing with my site I noticed the most is we used to have kind;ve a “day crew” and a “night crew” It would be a substantial amount of dudes who would be on until like 1am or so. That definitely ended. No one is on late at night anymore.

    • Chris Keal

      After like 9 or 10 it’s a ghost town.

      • Mark Gormley

        Same here. Unless it’s a Friday and Hawk is getting tanked.

        • Chris Keal

          Sounds about right. That indigenous savage loves firewater.

  • Mark Gormley

    It doesn’t help anything that Okxcy seems to think this is a support group for people who were raped at a Beachy Boys concert. His stories bum everyone out.

    • Chris Keal

      Damn all these years I thought I was alone. Can you have him contact me?

      • Mark Gormley

        Sure. But, you should know, that dude is very, very needy.

        • Chris Keal

          Well the Beachy Boys manipulate you and strip you of your self-worth. I’m in that same space.

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah, but did it happen several times in different decades?

          • Chris Keal

            I’ll never say.

          • Mark Gormley

            Okxcy will. Hell, he’ll never stop saying.

  • Chris Keal

    Go to SKA your old buddy MHB is on there right now.

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s alive? I’ll be there in a second.

  • Mark Gormley

    You lied to me, Keal!

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy has fancy dick pewbs.

    • JoeNo

      He styles them like old school mustaches
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/2Y6lP48.jpg[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Fuckin’ hipster…

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • Hooza

      Yes please.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie sent me some flesh colored blurry pictures.

    • okxcy

      can you confirm he is the uniballer

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Worst podcast ever

    • JoeNo

      Someone obviously never listened to the young turks.

  • okxcy

    tickle my pickle

    • Mark Gormley

      You got a nickel?

      • okxcy

        i’ll give you a shekel

        • Mark Gormley

          But that doesn’t rhyme.

          • okxcy

            neither does that

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t make me get Pi to poop on Uranus again.

          • okxcy

            if you wanted it done right you’d call jordy

          • Mark Gormley

            Jordy’s so busy and Pi’s time is worthless. I just want to make sure it gets done.

  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    Nice website, Lardass

    • Mark Gormley

      Hello Lanzo. Are you able to help Okxcy out with his request?

      • okxcy

        he can work that beard for maximum effect

        • Mark Gormley

          You gonna do some LARPing today?

          • okxcy

            LARP is love
            LARP is life

  • Mark Gormley

    This is a pretty good pewp. Reminds me of my college days.

  • Pi

    Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Children of all ages.
    FAP Sports International proudly brings to you it’s hero of the world.
    Lord Pi of Canadia.

    • JoeNo

      I only met one canadian in my life, but i kicked him square in the junk when he said hello.

      • Pi

        I always knew you were a cereal killer.

        • JoeNo

          Something about canadians I just don’t like, I think its their faces.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Pi prefers his pubes al dente.

    • okxcy

      sometimes he makes them poutine style

      • Mark Gormley

        Vegetarian poutine is fucking gross. But that’s probably why that sick bastard likes it.

  • Mark Gormley

    This place sucks. I am going to join Lanzo.

    • okxcy

      balls deep in a goat?

      • Mark Gormley

        Maybe. But he did promise to show me the tricks of “finding” scrap metal in his neighbor’s houses.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, did Pi ever get around to pooping on Uranus?

    • okxcy

      he tried to pop it but 3.14 wasn’t big enough

      • Mark Gormley

        Gross.

  • okxcy

    gormley why did I procrastinate creating a presentation for tomorrow afternoon until now?

    • Mark Gormley

      Because you are a real American.

      • okxcy

        I should subcontract to pi’s indians

    • Mark Gormley

      I am auditioning to play bass with this band on Wednesday and haven’t started learning their songs yet.

      • okxcy

        you’re a musical savant and I’m just a schlub at the dildo factory

        • Mark Gormley

          Well, these guys also play… Slow, low-energy music that I am not too worried about learning.

  • okxcy

    I’ll just start drinking heavily
    alcohol has never let me down before

  • okxcy

    pi has been promoting a rumor that you’re a huge counting crows fan

    • Pi

      Mr. Jones is a code word for heroin. Gormley already knows this of course.

      • Mark Gormley

        The real question is whether or not Okxcy purposely mentioned a band with a Jewish frontman who at one time had dreadlocks.

  • okxcy

    alright I knocked that sumbitch out
    now what?

    • Hooza

      Pee on him

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m going to the doctor. To get poop pulled from my ear. 👂 💩

    • Brew_City

      you got shit in your ears?

  • Mark Gormley

    💩💩💩💩

  • Fun Boy 87

    Had 1 chunk come out my left ear had 4 come out my right ear. Along with blood. While he was shooying water in my esr it felt like I was getting punched.

    • Brew_City

      what color was it?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Brown and reddish

        • Fun Boy 87

          I wanted to take pics but we went through a total of 5 spray bottles.

          • Mark Gormley

            Did you try rubbing some dirt on it?

  • VWCAU

    High

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is high AND ghey.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus slap.

    • JoeNo

      I heard that was pis hair metal bands name in the 80s

      • Mark Gormley

        Back when his anus still worked…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Anal gape

    • Mark Gormley

      Now you’re speaking Pi’s language.

  • hawkshaw

    gormly is still here ,thought for sure he was the naked puget sound shooter

  • Mark Gormley

    Anal grape.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • okxcy

    Queef Latifah

    • Mark Gormley

      How’d you dildo presentation go?

      • Mark Gormley

        Did they like the new Mosley model?

      • okxcy

        shitty

        • okxcy

          wrong hole

      • okxcy

        Today’s was really just a practice run
        but I’ll have a new (enlarged) asshole come Thursday afternoon

        • Mark Gormley

          Pi’s coming to town?

        • okxcy

          no good way to say we missed plan for 3 straight months

          • Mark Gormley

            My main account has only hit goal twice so far this year–but my boss doesn’t care because he hates them and we’ve got new accounts opening up.

  • okxcy

    my boss doesn’t believe me when I tell them that bluetooth vibrators are the best thing since sliced bread
    nobody wants switches/knobs anymore…it’s gotta be an app

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like he still thinks your customers are Lanzos rather than Pizos.

      • okxcy

        founder bubba knows best

  • Pi

    Bluetooth vibrators are the best thing.
    But why does everything cool get compared to sliced bread?

    • okxcy

      Vegans wouldn’t understand

    • Mark Gormley

      As a Canadian, perhaps you would prefer them be compared to sliced moose tescticles?

  • Pi

    True story.
    Just went to visit my brother (possibly to buy weed).
    He ordered Chinese food from Okxcy’s cousin. On the way out, the driver hit my brother’s parked car AND smashed it into our shitty little Beetle.

    • Pi

      They offered him half off his next order as payment.

      • okxcy

        I call bullshit
        At best they would have given an extra fortune cookie.
        My cousin is almost as gormley as gormley.

    • Mark Gormley

      I saw a cyclist run nearly kill a man who had the audacity to use a crosswalk with his wife and daughter. The CYCLIST started yelling at him and then ran off when the shouted back.

      • Mark Gormley

        All cyclists need to stay off the roads or else be put to death.

      • okxcy

        The cyclist ran off?
        What happened to his bike?

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s a figure of speech! (I fucked up, okay?)

          • okxcy

            You’re supposed to be a cunning linguist

    • K.

      Asian drivers are the worst I hear

      • Mark Gormley

        Prius drivers are the worst–regardless of race, gender, or whatever.

        • K.

          This is the truest comment I’ve ever read.

          1000 billion likes.

        • okxcy

          Imagine an asian woman prius driver
          Fiery death on wheels

  • K.

    Happy 10th of July, idiots.

    • Mark Gormley

      Is that the day that Trump officially became president?

    • okxcy

      Happy pina colada day to you too!

  • Pi

    It was actually an Arab driver so you know it wasn’t even real cat in the egg rolls.

    • K.

      They are in the top 5. Right above french Canadians but below the French

    • okxcy

      fucking canada

  • Pi

    Motherfucker literally made it 12 feet from the house before he smashed into 2 parked cars.
    The cops came and he tried to say that his power steering failed. Then they were going to give him all these tickets for an unsafe car. He then admitted to being on his phone.

    • okxcy

      probably calling joe

    • K.

      Well was the Chinese food good at least?

    • Mark Gormley

      A cab ran into the front porch of the house across the street from where I used to live up in Lynnwood. It was during the middle of the note and I don’t know exactly what it was that woke me up. But, when I got up to look out the window, I heard this dude yelling “You stupid fucking Arab!” over and over again. And that was the first time I met Joe.

  • Mark Gormley

    I flipped off a Prius driver tonight because his old ass was driving in a bus lane. The look on his face was priceless.

    • K.

      LOL

  • okxcy

    I heard Canadian Chinese restaurants use elephant seals instead of cats
    What barbarians!

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi has always dreamed of scoring with a bull elephant seal.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve tried to tell him that those things are ginormous and would most likely crush him to death, but he always responds by saying “that’s the way I want to go.”

        • okxcy

          he died like he lived
          fucking callabos

  • K.

    Amazon Prime Day is a sham. Not a damn thing on there that is wort buying

    • okxcy

      a bigger ruse than valentines day

    • Mark Gormley

      I almost bought an electric smoker on Cyber Monday last year, but didn’t because we don’t really have a place to put it.

      • K.

        I bought a Philips smokeless grill about 2 weeks ago. I love that damn thing

        • Mark Gormley

          We live in the basement apartment of a duplex.

      • okxcy

        how unamerican of you

        • Mark Gormley

          I have plenty of guitars and shit that I don’t have room for. Does that count?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, you can drag and drop gifs on Keal’s website…

  • Pi

    Working all day at a factory selling plastic trinkets. Driving home to live in your basement duplex. Podcasting for 6 people.
    The American dream doesn’t get any bigger than that.

    • K.

      Is that him on the podcast? Damn he sound sexy

      • K.

        I love white men

        • Pi

          I’m the stoned giggling one and he’s the one who sounds like a tuba farting a Barry White monologue.

      • Mark Gormley

        Not sure it gets whiter than Pi and myself.

  • K.

    Who was the one talking about his friend down in Mexico?

    • Mark Gormley

      Haha. Which one?

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi talks about he and his buddy vacationing down in Mexico recently, and I talk about a friend of mine who disappeared down to Mexico after stealing a bunch of shit from me and my friends.

    • Pi

      If it’s about buying drugs in Mexico, that’s definitely me.

      • K.

        OK. Got it now.

  • K.

    When is the next show. I will call in

    • Mark Gormley

      We have no schedule. It’s usually whenever Pi feels like it and has time to get stoned out of his mind.

      • Pi

        That’s a “schedule”.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoooo

    • Pi

      We’re about the give reesy the whitest orgy of her life. You in?

      • K.

        Please. I beg you.

    • Mark Gormley

      Anal grape!

    • K.

      What’s good, playa?

  • K.

    That’s a pretty good Mexican accent

    • Pi

      When a Mexican iguana pirate wants to sell you cocaine, you go with the flow.

      • K.

        LMAO

  • Mark Gormley

    Brb. Gonna take the puppers for a walk and smoke some of Lanzo’s finest artisanal meth.

  • K.

    Carls Jr. in Mexico. haha

  • K.

    Actually, my friend told me that the McDonalds in Pakistan is like the equivalent of PF Changs here in the States.

  • Mark Gormley

    Crap. Guess I should probably “practice” for an informal bass “audition” i have scheduled for Wednesday night.

    • okxcy

      “practice”

      • Fun Boy 87

        “Informal”

        • okxcy

          “Wednesday”

          • Fun Boy 87

            “Night”

          • okxcy

            “Crap”

          • Mark Gormley

            “Anus”

    • Fun Boy 87

      If you are good you dont need practice.

      • okxcy

        gormley is bad

        to the bone

  • Fun Boy 87

    I guess I shohld of sifned up for gormleys “porn” audition.
    Hessidic jews of porno.

  • K.

    I’ve haven’t seen much racism either, Pi.

    And I am black…

    • Fun Boy 87

      So…..your black community doesnt hate white peopl? Or is that not racist

      • K.

        Racism is a water down and over used term.

  • okxcy

    *rubs nose*

    • Fun Boy 87

      “Rubs”

      • Fun Boy 87

        Anus

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have to meet with my school advisor tomorrow after court :/

    • Fun Boy 87

      Ugggggghhhhhh

    • K.

      you in school?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ya I start august 24th. Going for an assoicates in construction management and architectural technology

        • Fun Boy 87

          Stuff im actually smart at. My gen eds. Will be the hardest

          • Fun Boy 87

            But as far as gen eds go. I’m taking only 1 this semester. 1 next. 2 summer. 1 next. And last and final when I graduate.

          • Fun Boy 87

            I have it so my pre requisite will be accomplishrd the semester begore its needed. Spresd it out. Make my mind at ease.

        • K.

          Good for you bruh. Make me proud.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m gonna write my paprrs for English on canadians in america as tourists

    • Fun Boy 87

      Follow pie around throwing shit at him.

    • Mark Gormley

      I wrote a research paper for a military science class about the US Military’s experience with counterinsurgency warfare during the Indian Wars.

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s like 20 pages long.

        • Fun Boy 87

          But no one cares about dirty natives and their dry ear wax (I did studies today)

          • Mark Gormley

            But I got a 94! The professor did comment that it could have been more concise and shorter.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Hahahaha

          • Fun Boy 87

            Prof. Probably wanted to kill you

          • Mark Gormley

            Probably. He actually advised me AGAINST writing my essay on this topic.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Reesy I went to take my practice entrance exams last week and accidnetly got placed in the actual one.
    I got a 95 on reading comprehension and a 57 lol in sentence structure

    • Fun Boy 87

      So now I have to take some accelerated learning program for English 🙁

      • Fun Boy 87

        The lady said to have scores that far apart is very unusual

    • K.

      Why didn;t they allow you to retake considering the how far off your scores were.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I can I might tomorrow but I know mt English sucks so I might need to extra help

        • K.

          I’ll help you, bruh

  • K.

    interesting conversation fellas

    I was talking to my friend a few weeks ago. Still live in WI. one of the 1st questions she asked me was “Are the people in TX racist?”

    I had to laugh in my head. People in WI seems to think that they are bette than everyone but do not realize how much living there prevents them from every (finally) getting ahead. this is why it is good to travel.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I could go on for hours.
      Ive found that moving from the city to the suburbs is like night and day as far as racistisim goes.
      People in the city are SO racist (from the city) the burbies are so PC

    • Mark Gormley

      I haven’t really been to the South, but I have witnessed plenty of racism in the Midwest and the PNW.

      • Fun Boy 87

        People around here however I notice like to have rebel flags on their trucks which confuses me.

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t recall hearing the n-word thrown around so casually–so long as the room was filled with white people.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley wanna read something funny on one of my teachers on rate my professor??

    • Mark Gormley

      Sure!

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Fun Boy 87

      Apparentlly he is very hot…so thats good.

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi totally wrote that first review.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Thats how like all the reviews are

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m happy my wife told me about that website. I almost had my CiS class with the schools worst rated teacher and I guess you cant understand him. I switched classes right away.

    • Mark Gormley

      That was just becoming a thing my last couple of years in school. Before that, I remember laughing hysterically when this chick at a bar told me that she was excited to take a class from this one professor.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I dig it. I did reviews on the teachers ill have this year and What to expect. And I was like “isnt that the norm” … Show up pay attention and do the work?
        I’m just happy it’s something I love and have a legit passion for.

      • Mark Gormley

        He gave you a week to submit your thesis for an essay that you would work on throughout the semester. I submitted mine and he didn’t accept it because he didn’t agree with it. Which isn’t the fucking point of a thesis.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Hmmmm…thats possible?? Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    You think he knows pie

  • Fun Boy 87

    What are some good questions to have for advsiors. I’m at a stand still.

    • Fun Boy 87

      And my wife is sick. So shes just yelling at me.

    • Mark Gormley

      Tell them what your career goals are and ask them what classes will best fit with those.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I know all the electives I plan to take are shit I should have knowledge in since I know it SHOULD be apart of the const. Mgt degree but its not. Mmmm

      • K.

        What Gormley said.

  • K.

    If you look at the top 10 most racially segregated (major) cities in the US. you will notice that major cities from the south are omitted.

    • Mark Gormley

      Boston!!!

      • K.

        Milwaukee is often # 1. Either them or Detroit. I know Balitmore is also up there

    • Fun Boy 87

      Milwaukee

    • okxcy

      the south breaks the scale

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Fun Boy 87

      New mark gormley

    • Mark Gormley

      Plagiarizing motherfucker…

  • K.

    This conversation went from Mexican coke to Bruce Arian

    • Fun Boy 87

      I like mexican coke. Better then canned American

      • K.

        Talking about white powder coke.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I like that too

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi insists on the fapcasts being completely off-the-cuff.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m on this new kick I try not to buy food made in america.

    • K.

      I seriously LOL’d at this.

      • Fun Boy 87

        American food ducking tastes like cock. Pie kniws.

        • K.

          He likes Poutine

          • Fun Boy 87

            So do I. But gravy is meat based so henprobably dont.

          • K.

            meat gravy is the only gravy to eat

  • K.

    Tomatoes are from Mexico and not Italy.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Potatos are from Peru not idaho

      • K.

        lol

  • K.

    Oh 87 – I got a new job. Start August 14

    • Fun Boy 87

      Gratzi. Where at

      • K.

        Going back into health care. Working at local clinic in Human Resources

        • Fun Boy 87

          Noice.

  • Fun Boy 87

    My brotha from crenshaw mafia and he’ll shoot you in the head. African booty licker

    • K.

      roflmfao

  • Fun Boy 87

    I found a video of Mosley
    https://youtu.be/toG8PfJyhQU

  • K.

    OK – i am inviting myself to the next show.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Are all penises alike….by Reesy

  • Fun Boy 87

    My boss was so mad I left work early today
    Nigga I couldnt fucking hear.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Now everytjing is too loud to me.

    • K.

      What happend to you?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ears were a bit clogged up. .
        Thats what I get fot being OCD with cue tips

        • okxcy

          cue tips are terrible for you

        • K.

          Damn. You know, Q-tips aren’t for your ears. They actually say on the back to not use them for that, yet, I do.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Same. Idk what to do now.

          • K.

            You probably have cotton in their or caused some damage to your ear drum. May need to go to Dr. to be on safe side.

  • K.

    Gormley will never work at Amazon

    • Mark Gormley

      Yup!

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve also written shit about their corporate culture.

        • K.

          As long as they keep paying Mike, we gravy.

  • Mark Gormley

    The GF and I are probably at least a few years out from having kids, but we got into an argument this weekend about homeschooling. She was primarily homeschooled and says it’s better than traditional school. And I told her that’s dumb.

    • Fun Boy 87

      That is pretty dumb. Your kids will end up being hermits with horrible social skills.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Kids have bad enough social skills these days with the interwebs and social media.

    • okxcy

      do you really want your kids to go to school with a bunch of lanzo jr’s?

      • Mark Gormley

        I want to send them to a private school where their competitive nature will motivate them to do well.

        • okxcy

          to do more coke than their friends

      • Fun Boy 87

        LOL

    • K.

      What is her argument for homeschooling?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley me and my wife got in a tiss like that before. I said if we live in thr city and have a kid they are gojng to catholic school not chicago pubic schools. And zhe got mad

    • Fun Boy 87

      Cuz I said they would have go be babtised and all that other jargon

      • Fun Boy 87

        Which you do need proof to go to catholic school

    • Mark Gormley

      I went to public schools and advocate for public schools. But, if our kids are anything like me, they thrive better when challenged.

      • Mark Gormley

        I attended good public schools, but I was always bored.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Well city public schools = juvenile detention centers

  • okxcy

    I went to private school and now I post on FAP

    IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR CHILDREN GORMLEY?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I went to both. And I’m cool.

      • Mark Gormley

        I went to private school for two years.

    • K.

      Okycy is correct. You may want to reconsider.

      • Mark Gormley

        But I don’t want them homeschooled.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Prek-6th grade pubic school
    7th-sophomore catholic school.
    My grandma taught for like 8000 years and said you can send anyone to any school and it onlt matters what they make of it.
    But the CPS system was stupid as fuck.

  • Mark Gormley

    She’s not super religious or anything. In fact, her Mom is a hippie.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Public schools in Chicago are so over crowded the year after I left my class wpuld lf been in a trailer in the parking loy.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Plus rahmmy boy is selling schools (closing them down) to real estate gurus lol

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s a fuck.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I dont wanna get started. When his faget kid got jumped he MADE the cops find who did it.
        But refuses to hire more cops cuz it costs money you know to protect the other 100000 people gegting SHOT a day

        • Mark Gormley

          I remember watching an episode of CNN’s docuseries “Chicagoland” where someone pressed him about why hates CPS and he responded with some shit about how he believes in the district but that he wants to make it better. The follow up question was something about why he sends his kids to privates schools. He sported a shit-eating grin and dodged the question.

        • K.

          90 people killed over 4th of July weekend I heard

          No wonder why Obama only went back to Chicago once while he was in office.

    • K.

      He is a fraud and crook. Nothing about this dude is legit other than him being a con artist.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And his tax prepositions are fucking ludacris

    • Fun Boy 87

      He will soon track how much oxygen people use and tax them because of pollution or something … Typical Jew

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley she wanrs to gome school so she doesn’t need a job and you work 9000 hours a week.
    Look at mosley

    • Mark Gormley

      I turned declined an interview for a job last week because I knew it mean that I would be one the road at least 50% of the year–just like my Dad–and I don’t want to do that.

      • Mark Gormley

        But it would have meant more money.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Money aint happiness i learned that quick.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Good jerb sonny boy

  • K.

    I wouldn’t home school either. i think kids should have a social life and be with peers. It’s healthy but as long as I can afford it, I would not send my child to a public school.

  • K.

    Pi was high as fuck. Lions 16-0. bwhaha!

  • Fun Boy 87

    He has some weird sense of reality that only exists in fairy tale land.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pie and rahm

  • Fun Boy 87

    Went from 41.20 hr to 14.69 hr and am 1000000 times less stressed. Because I know if its raining tomorrow ill still have to go into work. If its cold. I still gotta go to work. I hate the job but its easy and no brainer. Will help me focus on school

    • K.

      I am going from full time to part time with this new job. I’v come to the realization that I hate working

      • Fun Boy 87

        No shit… Lol

  • Mark Gormley

    My GF is cool, though. I have encouraged and supported her to pursue her photography business, and she keeps pressing me to pursue a career in writing/blogging/podcasting/whatever. But I NEED MONEY!

    • K.

      What pays better?

      • Mark Gormley

        I have no idea about the former, but the latter is at least consistent.

        • K.

          Have you considered taking contract jobs that requires writing?

          • Fun Boy 87

            Fuck that.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Gormley aint a sell out

          • Mark Gormley

            I have. But, sort of like music now, I either think the gig is below my abilities or that it’s out of my league. That’s part of the reason I am going to this audition on Wednesday even though I don’t like their music.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lexi belle is still my girl. But I need a new porno girl

    • Mark Gormley

      You should talk this over with Gravy.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lex Steele doesnt count….

        • K.

          LMFAO.

          Fucking, 87…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley try scheduling a few hours a week to work on your writing jive. And see where you are at in like a year.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I actually read a whole fucking book a few weeks ago. In a week!

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah, that is something I know I should do but have not: Make an actual schedule for myself.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Listen. Ill put you back in brews closet…..

  • K.

    I love to cook. since I am going part time, I am considering picking up another part time job as as kitchen assistant at sur la table. Get to help prep for cooking classes (and wash dishes) pay is crappy $11 but I am doing it for the hands on experience and 40% store discount.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol when my unemployment ran out and I worked at target while looking for another job i loved the discounts.

      • K.

        I love target.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I got like a 30% discount. Plus cart wheel discounts. Plus 5% target credit card discount

          • K.

            I chose not to get credit card or I would easily max it out.

          • Fun Boy 87

            I’m in the process of filing bankruptcy actually lol 800$ a month of credit card bills between me and my wife

          • K.

            $800 isn’t that much. You mean like $800 per card?

          • Fun Boy 87

            No our bills total 800$ a month for the credit cards we have

          • K.

            Bro. I wish my credit cards bill was only $800.

  • K.

    I am hungry

    • Fun Boy 87

      I got some knackwurst for you

      • Fun Boy 87

        And 2 dumplings.

      • K.

        I had a burrito bowl but the lady barely gave me any food.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Mine is filling and filled with a creamy salty cream

  • Mark Gormley

    Reesy, you wanna contribute to my blog? I have purposefully given it almost no mandate and I am just trying to provide interesting voices and perspectives. It doesn’t pay anything at the moment, but I have invested several hundred dollars into the thing and will continue to do so as it’s my baby.

    • K.

      Define “contribute”? Like $$$ or like… stuff? LOL

      • Mark Gormley

        Write blog pieces and/or podcast.

        • Mark Gormley

          I will never ask anyone for money.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Just….ask them to lower prices

          • Mark Gormley

            Or ask them to “find” me money.

        • K.

          Oh OK. Had to check. LOL

          Yeah, broh. I would be down for it especially with my scheduling freeing up a bit within the next month.

          And this is free. I am not looking to get paid for this.

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ll DM you on Twitter.

          • Mark Gormley

            What’s your Twitter handle again?

          • K.

            just send me an e-mail

            brett4lover@yahoo.com

            Yes… as in Brett 4 Favre.

          • K.

            I don’t go on twitter like I use to.

          • Mark Gormley

            Email sent.

  • Fun Boy 87

    You wish your credit card bills were only 800 a month$ how many do you have???? Thats half the mortgage payment.

    • K.

      Dude… I have some debt but it is nothing that is overwhelming. Ive paid off accounts and closed them so i won’t find myself in trouble.

      • Fun Boy 87

        We both combined have like 160k worth of debt.

        • K.

          Well, that is a lot of money.

          but on the bright side, some people take more money out for student loans.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley once jewed down dunkin donuts on a day old bagle.

  • Fun Boy 87

    He also took a penny from take a penny put a penny jar. For the troubles.

  • K.

    I must warn you. I am boring and not funny so if you’re looking for a comedian, I will disappoint you greatly. LOL

    • Fun Boy 87

      You laugh like an old black lady

  • Fun Boy 87

    8==000=0=D~~~~~~

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb

    • K.

      I am highly considering making myself a hot dog with extra mustard and relish

  • K.

    I didn’t know you had a degree in Poli Sci, Gomrley. That’s cool

    • Mark Gormley

      Degree in Poli Sci with minors in history, economics, and music!

      • K.

        Maybe I knew this but forgot. But that’s cool. We are political science buddies : )

        • Mark Gormley

          I think we’d talked about it before.

          • K.

            Do you find your poli sci degree valuable? This is a question I’ve struggled with since I grad from undergrad with my degree

    • Mark Gormley

      Does the site allow you to find a picture of me and my beard?

    • K.

      I just sent you an e-mail.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m outside in my underwear smokong a cig

    • JoeNo

      Tighty whiteys or banana hammock?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Boxer briefs

    • okxcy

      suburbs!

  • Fun Boy 87

    The doctor said when I wake up tomorrow mornijg I might feel like ive been punched in the head 10000 times.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Someone go to court for me tomorrow. Just say I havent found an affotdable lawyer and want a continuance. Thr fucks sueing me for my reposessed car changed the coutt date 2 times with out notifying me. So fuck them.

      • Fun Boy 87

        And they contacted me like 2 months before the statue of limitations……lammmmeeee

      • K.

        Life is just had for you at the moment, aint it?

        • Fun Boy 87

          Nah I’m not worried about it . cuz once I my lawyet files my bankruptcy that court case goes BUH BAIII

          • Fun Boy 87

            And they dont get shit.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Exepvt a finger in their butthole

          • K.

            LOL

  • Fun Boy 87

    They try in to say I owe 18000$ on a 16000$ whip.
    Fuckers. They reposessed the piece of shit anyways

  • Fun Boy 87
  • K.

    I shoud make me a hot dog and go to bed

  • K.

    Does you wife work?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Yes

      • Fun Boy 87

        HR

        • K.

          Good choice : )

          • Fun Boy 87

            Meh. Her company got bought out so jow she hate sit.

  • K.

    Stop liking your own comments fool

    • Fun Boy 87

      No every comment gets a like.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gud nyte

    • K.

      Peace out, bro

  • Mark Gormley

    Reesy,

    Just you a long response.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • DallasCowboysSux

    STFU Mosley!

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m at my student orientation. Idk why I already know what I wanna do with my life and what major I want.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Yes I plan on scheduling classes at the same time. 🙂

  • Fun Boy 87

    Omg shoot me.

    • Brew_City

      “back to school… back to school… to prove to daddy i’m not a fool”

      • Fun Boy 87

        I got my boots tied tight I hope I dont get in a fight

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brew I told my wife I like the girl to guy ratio here and lots of prime tang.

    • Brew_City

      how’d she like that?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Idk yet I asked her how she’s gonna feel about me swimming in young poon.

  • Brew_City

    Jordy my German comes home in about a month
    http://i.imgur.com/fnoLaqJ.png

    • Fun Boy 87

      Wooooah lucky. Nice.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Short hair pointer?

    • Brew_City

      yup

      • Brew_City

        I’mma probably name him Woodson

  • VWCAU

    watcha going to school for Jerdy?

    • Brew_City

      rocket science

    • Fun Boy 87

      Construction management. And architectural technologym

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh also I stormed out of there. The advisor told me since I’m wotking full time I shiuld only take 1 class because hes never seen someone sucueed with more than 2 classes.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Like no one has ecer worked full time and went to school

      • VWCAU

        Try taking 1 and see how it goes? How many classes do you have to take? Is if for a bachelors or associates?

  • Pi

    Can you get a phd in pooping?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hiiii pie poo pee

    • Pi

      Finally someone said it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaart.

  • Pi

    Horse, did we ever find out what the hell Randall was talking aboot on Tweeter?

    • Brew_City

      being a little bitch

  • Pi

    Just think. Right now Brew is choking himself and masturbating to Aaron Rodgers’ mustache.

    • VWCAU

      who isn’t?

  • Alias Number One™

    Oh, it’s like rush hour in here…

  • Mark Gormley

    🎶Welcome to this place/Pi’s gonna give you AIDS

    With arms wide open…🎶

  • VWCAU

    It’s hard deciding which Canadian export is more gay: Nickelback, Pi or Bieber.

    • Brew_City

      yes

    • JoeNo

      3 way ties have happened before.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is the Ryan Leaf of blog owners.

    • Pi

      2nd overall pick with a terrible attitude?

      • JoeNo

        Still better than being the Matt Stafford of Matt Staffords.

      • Mark Gormley

        But you also get to have a drug problem.

  • Pi

    JoeNo is the Matt Stafford of blog commenters.

    • JoeNo

      Thats messed up.

    • okxcy

      he has a bigger rack than r8r?

  • Pi

    Picking up with Mosley.
    http://i.imgur.com/7vwCxj3.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Ploop on Pi’s plubes.

    • okxcy

      why are you rewarding him?

      • Mark Gormley

        Oh shit…

        • okxcy

          jesus, jordy too now

          • Mark Gormley

            But I like Jordy.

          • okxcy

            you spoil him

          • Mark Gormley

            Good! He deserves it.

  • okxcy

    cotton picker

  • Mark Gormley
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    evening noel

  • Pi

    Creed is the best band since Nickelback.

  • Brew_City
  • Pi

    Brew killed his parents for being Vikings fans.

    • Brew_City

      My parents would never

      • Pi

        Figures that both your dads would be Packers fans.

  • Pi

    I assume you’re all busy at the Creed concert.

  • Pi
    • Brew_City

      rude

    • JoeNo

      I think we already knew CM3 is overpaid at this point in his career.

  • Alias Number One™

    What’s going on? Where are all the malcontents?

  • Mark Gormley

    Why you looking so Chinese?

    • Brew_City

      don’t worry about it

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m a worrier. That’s why my friends call me whiskers.

  • Pi

    You’re all overpaid as blog commenters.

    • Pi

      Except me. I’m in it for Bartzy’s boobs.

      • Mark Gormley

        Bartz hats you.

        • Pi

          The same way that you hate America?

          • Mark Gormley

            I don’t hate America. I just hate you.

          • Pi

            But I’m more American than you are.

          • Pi
          • Mark Gormley

            You’re not even eating a bacon-wrapped steak right now.

  • Pi

    I have one American buddy who is actually following through on the, “If Trump gets elected I’m moving to Canada.”
    He’s currently going through the immigration process and sent me this for a chuckle.
    “The fucking guns and fight-or-flight culture here
    Everyone ready to shoot their neighbor
    The vibe was just three notches more chill across the border
    And get this – not five minutes after entering canada, we see a majestic bald eagle perched on a fence post. Even our mascot peaced out.”

  • Hooza

    I dunno, I’m starting to think maybe O.J. did it.

  • Mark Gormley

    It’s fun to see Lions fans hating on Calvin Johnson.

    • Joe No

      I cant wait for the next super athlete the lions wear down and force to retire early

      • Hooza

        Does Mancans count?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hello friends

    • Hooza

      Take that shit to SKA

  • Pi

    Hello friends.

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Some Lions fan was going nuts on Deadspin today about how “average” CJ was, how his contract was holding the team back, and that he should blame himself for the Lions never being a contender. Methinks he too is a flukoligst.

    • Pi

      I’m suing Dr. Okxcy for the whiplash I got pulling a 180 on CJ.

  • okxcy

    I can’t figure out if a coworker is dumb or just being intentionally obtuse

  • okxcy

    fap attack

    • Mark Gormley

      On yer face.

      • okxcy

        in uranus

        • Mark Gormley

          You can’t steal my bits like that.

          • Mark Gormley

            I mean, what would Mosley think?

  • JoeNo

    Fuck everything and everyone, especially PI.

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s his motto!

  • Pi
    • Joe No

      “I was stuck in my contract with Detroit, and they told me, they would not release my contract, so I would have to come back to them. I didn’t see the chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time, and for the work I was putting in, it wasn’t worth my time to keep on beating my head against the wall and not going anywhere.

      • Joe No

        -megatron

        • Hooza

          And Barry

          • Hooza

            I think it’s a template for lions greats opting for early retirement.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hello.

    • Joe No

      Fuck off!

      • Joe No

        Love ya gormley

    • Hooza

      Hi gorms, ya mick.

  • Hooza

    Avatar check

    • Hooza

      Wow, that’s gay.

  • Hooza

    Fuck this. I’m going to SKA… to get a handy.

    • Joe No

      So thats why they make millions a year over there

  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit, JoeZo. Can you stop being a lesbian for just a few minutes?

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/S130WxN.jpg[/img]

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Hooza, i didnt know you were gay

  • okxcy
  • K.

    It is hard to believe folks here came here from the NFNC Blog.

    • okxcy

      thats NFC N

      • K.

        Yeah. That place
        lol

  • Mark Gormley

    Hello.

    • okxcy

      .olleH

      • Mark Gormley

        .sesol si yelsoM

        • JoeNo

          suna

          • Mark Gormley

            .niagA yaG adanaC ekaM

          • JoeNo

            ?niaga

          • Mark Gormley

            .reyaG*

          • Mark Gormley

            ?retteB

  • okxcy

    black caulk

  • okxcy

    Today feels like Friday

    • Mark Gormley

      I got home 40 minutes ago. Worked straight through lunch. And haven’t fapped in days.

      Jesus. I am tired as fuck.

      • okxcy

        I worked 7-7 Mon-Wed so I walked out around 4:30 today

        • Mark Gormley

          7am? What are you a banker?

          • Mark Gormley

            Seriously, I get in between 6am and 6:30am everyday and the guys give me shit for working “bankers hours.”

          • okxcy

            I’m usually a 8:05 guy

          • Mark Gormley

            So, you basically don’t work?

          • okxcy

            of course not
            i’m management

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m a sales manager–but I don’t manage anyone.

          • okxcy

            neither do I right now but I have manager in my title

          • Mark Gormley

            I was a “General Manager” for a while, but they decided that wasn’t appropriate as I managed two part-time customer service dweebs.

          • Mark Gormley

            Now I am a sales manager for something called “Seattle Strategic Accounts.”

          • Mark Gormley

            I have five big accounts–one of which is in Canada.

          • okxcy

            my biggest time waster is in canada

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah… You should stop listening to the fapcasts.

          • okxcy

            I am the world’s premier dildo financier

  • okxcy

    my div president just got promoted to ceo

    • okxcy

      so I’ll be expecting some favorable treatment

    • Mark Gormley

      My manager–who is fucking awesome to work for–oversees one of the most profitable districts on the West Coast. But dude is worried he is going to get fired.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve turned down to job offers to stay with him.

        • Mark Gormley

          But that motherfucker did go with somebody else when I applied to be his business development manager for the region. 🙁

          • okxcy

            you masochist

          • Mark Gormley

            He had the gall to hire someone with ten more years of experience with the company who is also a well-respected manager in the district. What an ASSHOLE.

          • Mark Gormley

            Furthermore, that dude he promoted ahead of me was the dude hired me in the first place.

            https://youtu.be/1SkB2UV3Ohg?t=52

  • Pi

    Alright kids. Pi is hosting a 3 day event in Toronto this weekend.
    So I probably won’t be around much next few days.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    Congratulations, 87.

  • hawkshaw

    bastille day , if any of you are frogs

  • hawkshaw

    hairy back ,pi must be part french

  • okxcy

    evening ladies

  • hawkshaw

    seattle puget sound naked shooter on a boat ,gorrms went anal on trump

  • okxcy

    vegas loves lamp

    • hawkshaw

      and mosely

      • okxcy

        mosley loves dingleberries

  • hawkshaw

    is there like a german surrender day

    • okxcy

      VE day

      • hawkshaw

        treaty of versaiiles

  • hawkshaw

    also did’nt they lose in 1898 to loose french allaise

  • hawkshaw

    off with there head

  • hawkshaw

    good thing americans got humane with smallpox blankets

  • hawkshaw

    4’2′ 290 but sober

  • hawkshaw

    s30v steel is annoying

  • Fun Boy 87

    Whos tech savvy in here? I need help.
    Reviews for both are high and too mixed tho.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Or

  • Fun Boy 87
  • hawkshaw

    i got your tech ,anal thermonitor

  • Fun Boy 87

    Will be used in a year for CAD architecture program probably. So I would like it to be fast and not out dated in a year.

    • hawkshaw

      every tech is dated in a year

  • hawkshaw

    back shooting kraut

  • hawkshaw

    talked to a bud ,telephone tech is still the same ,just more fiber in the ground

    • hawkshaw

      same switch from 20 years ago

  • hawkshaw

    rotary phone

  • hawkshaw

    skin a gopher

    • Mark Gormley

      This sounds like a Lanzo euphemism for something sexual.

      • hawkshaw

        NAKED SHOOTER

        • Mark Gormley

          You can’t prove that.

          • Mark Gormley

            Maybe it was Kurt Cobain’s ghost.

          • hawkshaw

            it was the same weekend you went to the pennsula

          • Mark Gormley

            See. I have an alibi.

          • hawkshaw

            out of the bay

  • hawkshaw

    high tech with ghetto music ,play a song jordith

  • hawkshaw

    ok ,but did you get naked that weekend

    • Mark Gormley

      I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

  • hawkshaw

    spotted cow ale ,for the unfortunate ,plus blackberry brandy

  • R8Rnation

    Heyooooo

    • hawkshaw

      yer beutiful

      • R8Rnation

        Me-yow!

    • Mark Gormley

      Hey there, homeowner.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Please balls on my face

    • Mark Gormley

      Coming right up!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Noel. Rub em. Please…..

    • Mark Gormley

      Who dat?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb in like 15 min needa charge up phone dor a min

  • R8Rnation

    I haven’t unpacked a thing. I moved in and gave up entirely

  • R8Rnation

    BUT

  • R8Rnation

    I have a haunted abandoned swimming pool and tennis courts in my neighborhood

    • Mark Gormley

      Is this your way of telling us you’re neighbors with Mosley?

      • R8Rnation

        Mosely would never be accepted by the HOA

        • Mark Gormley

          Oh lord… You have an HOA?

          • R8Rnation

            I love it. $5/month. The president has a handlebar mustache.

          • Mark Gormley

            The last place I lived at was in a neighborhood with an HOA and we lived across the street from the president. I occasionally take company truck home from work. It’s a plain white Dodge Ram but it does have a small decal on one of the windows with the abbreviation of my company. Dude got me written up for parking a commercial vehicle in the street.

          • R8Rnation

            Ya this isn’t like that

          • Mark Gormley

            Good. I might be getting reassigned and getting a raise at work, which also comes with full-time use of a company truck and my boss wanted to make sure I didn’t have to deal with that HOA hell again.

          • R8Rnation

            I like my HOA. But also we don’t have any rules.

  • R8Rnation

    There’s also a bunch of boxes in the attic from the previous owner

    • hawkshaw

      boxes of bones

      • R8Rnation

        I was def thinking mumified remains

  • R8Rnation

    I can’t get the boxes however, because I’m scared of the attic.

    • JoeNo

      Don’t worry the Brown recluses keep the monsters away

    • hawkshaw

      send the cat

  • hawkshaw

    fuck ,did refinance 800 a month

  • JoeNo

    Grats Jordy on not being PI anymore!

    • hawkshaw

      guess i can’t tease him for being a shithead anymore

      • JoeNo

        I didn’t say that…

        • hawkshaw

          i did

  • hawkshaw

    jordy you shithead

  • hawkshaw

    what the fuck ,haunted houses ,jordy has turned into einstien ,next thing pi will be straight

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi’s hosting some sort of business event this weekend.

      • hawkshaw

        he homo

  • R8Rnation

    I got a kitten

    • Mark Gormley

      He or she is so small!

    • hawkshaw

      two cats ?

      • R8Rnation

        One foster kitten and one princess

  • R8Rnation
    • hawkshaw

      musky bait

    • Mark Gormley

      A good American kitten.

  • hawkshaw

    siouex eat dog

  • R8Rnation

    She accidentally hitched a ride in my coworkers engine and I’m fostering her until she gets spayed or maybe I’ll keep her. I dunno.

    • Mark Gormley

      A friend of mine from my Starbucks days in CO posted on Facebook that his two cats needed loving homes because his landlord told him to get rid of the cats or find a new place to live.

      • R8Rnation

        He should find a new place. Duh.

        • Mark Gormley

          I don’t know the whole story, but he and his husband live in Maryland have just had the worst luck.

          • Mark Gormley

            Dude’s Mom died when he was really young, so he went to live with his Dad and Stepmom, but then his Dad walked out on her a few years before she died of cancer. He worked full-time at Starbucks during his four years of college and took out loans to pay for school. Moved out to Maryland, then, shortly after reconnecting with his Dad who’d basically disowned him for being gay, his Dad was diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Id find a new place.

  • R8Rnation

    What’s new round these parts

    • hawkshaw

      stafford has grown two breast sizes

    • Mark Gormley

      Um… Still the offseason?

      • Mark Gormley

        I do have another tattoo appointment tomorrow.

  • hawkshaw

    fourth tatto on the hebrew hammer

    • Mark Gormley

      Well, if you count my sleeve as one tattoo, this will actually be my fifth.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ugggggh seamen

    • R8Rnation

      Pardon?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yer such a prude.

  • hawkshaw

    probally room for four more

  • R8Rnation

    I need to make an appointment too but I’ve been too busy

    • hawkshaw

      preg test ?

      • R8Rnation

        Work. Moving. Fostering. Graduating. Etc.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m getting two in October to finish my left arm.

  • Fun Boy 87

    The packers logo with the player in the football in my elbow area and an edelweiss flower in my inner arm.

    • hawkshaw

      weirdo

    • R8Rnation

      I love my raiders tattoo. My back is almost done too.

      • hawkshaw

        weird

        • R8Rnation

          Stop fighting it

      • Mark Gormley

        I think I’m gonna start a back piece next year.

        • R8Rnation

          You’re addicted

          • Mark Gormley

            For sure.

  • hawkshaw

    ick ,tattoes

    • Fun Boy 87

      I actually hate having them because it starts small talk withbpeople with tattoos.
      And a) I dont want to talk to you bevause we both have tattoos
      B) I don’t care about your tattoos.

      • Mark Gormley

        I was at a bar in Port Angeles weekend and everyone complimented my tattoos–including this incredibly gorgeous chick. She had a freaking badass sleeve.

  • R8Rnation

    This delightful old man stopped my in the grocery and said HAWT DAMN HOW MUCH DID THAT COST lol but I didn’t mind

    • Fun Boy 87

      I hate when I get asked how many I have

    • Mark Gormley

      I just don’t like when people touch them without asking.

      • Mark Gormley

        Same thing goes for the beard.

  • hawkshaw

    i have been a strong person for my life ,i do not need a tattoo to help

    • Fun Boy 87

      Yeah they help with being strong.

    • Mark Gormley

      I just love looking at them.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Same.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just dont like getting askdd questions about them.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I like looking at my dead dog on my hand.

  • hawkshaw

    there ugly ,expecially on a women

    • Fun Boy 87

      100% of people agree.

    • Mark Gormley

      To each their own, I suppose.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Didn’t native americans tattoo themselves with sticks and buffalo shit?

    • Mark Gormley

      The original hipsters…

      • Fun Boy 87

        Traveled in groups to areas to settle in.

        • Mark Gormley

          “We love the vibe of this area.”

    • hawkshaw

      no

  • Fun Boy 87

    The first tattoo I got I went from bench pressing 150 to 350….all bevause tattoos make you strong.

    • R8Rnation

      Same

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve gotten weaker since I got my first tattoo–but that may have more to do with fucking up one of my shoulders.

      • R8Rnation

        Missing the point lol

  • R8Rnation

    I’ve worked 35 hrs in 2 days. I’m too tired to move. I’m too tired to even drink.

    • Mark Gormley

      Jesus. I did two twelve hour days this week and my boss fucking flipped.

      • R8Rnation

        My boss has no problemo emailing me at 1am

        • Mark Gormley

          I’ve had that before. But that’s why I am super fucking loyal to my current boss.

          • JoeNo

            Good pimps are hard to find.

          • Mark Gormley

            And pimpin’ ain’t easy, Joe.

          • R8Rnation

            Twice as hard for these hoes

  • R8Rnation

    Monday Dallas Tuesday Austin Wednesday Dallas fml

  • Fun Boy 87

    Mu company is still not givint me a well earned raise blah blah blah long story short. I can do the work of a senior fabricator. How ever I dont have 4 yesrs of fabrication expierence. But they have no problem sending my boss to California and letting me run the show for a week…also I’m saying I’m not doing it.

    • JoeNo

      arson tends to fix alot of those problems.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I work with a racist black guy too.

        • Fun Boy 87

          He has one toe growing on the top of his foot

          • R8Rnation

            Whoa cool

          • Fun Boy 87

            Its disgusting.

          • R8Rnation

            I mean but disgusting cool

          • JoeNo

            like this/
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/z71QvTW.gif[/img]

        • JoeNo

          Stop trying to get Gormley all worked up.

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat

  • Fun Boy 87

    He insists all whitw people are rich and like pampered.
    He said somethinf about everyone and their mother has a debit card.
    I told him my parents don’t even have a bank account and he did a weird noise like I was full of shit.

    • R8Rnation

      …Waiting for Joe…

    • Fun Boy 87

      I dont think he realizes people of all color have financial problems

    • JoeNo

      White men are suppose to bow down to everyone now or you’re a racist.

      • Fun Boy 87

        And he krpt referring to some boxing match as “that white boy”

        • JoeNo

          If he was white, i have no problem with that. Its a description.

          • Fun Boy 87

            But its illegal to say black guy

          • JoeNo

            Thats because of white privilege!!!!

  • R8Rnation

    I like my boss and my job. It’s just crazy right now.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Well. Send me money.

      • R8Rnation

        I have to build a deck

        • Fun Boy 87

          I can do that

    • hawkshaw

      to bad raiders suck

      • R8Rnation

        No we don’t

        • hawkshaw

          he ,he new season

  • R8Rnation

    Ok Jordy. Come build my deck and I want a built in hot tub.

  • Fun Boy 87

    If you dont agree with democraps you are racist

    • JoeNo

      Its easier to scream names then debate.

    • R8Rnation

      That’s not really how it works.

      • okxcy

        thats racist!

      • Fun Boy 87

        This day in age that is how it works

  • R8Rnation

    I picked the wrong day to come back to the blog I guess. 🙁

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

    • JoeNo

      You should have come on Canada day

      • Fun Boy 87

        July 3rd

    • hawkshaw

      it is bastille day

  • Fun Boy 87

    My old shoe has more common sense then that guy.

    • JoeNo

      What happened to the other shoe?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Idk its sitting in my garage

    • okxcy

      pi?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuck I got like a month and 9 days before I start school

    • R8Rnation

      Break a leg

      • Fun Boy 87

        No don’t! I actually might

  • okxcy

    gormley must be at the synagogue tonight

    • Fun Boy 87

      Preparing for tomorrow. Getting the Kugel and manachevitz wine

  • Mark Gormley

    You guys remember iRavens?

    • okxcy

      how many years is he doing?

      • JoeNo

        Never over 13

  • JoeNo

    WTF is bastille day

    • JoeNo

      The French have lost every war since Napoleon

  • R8Rnation

    I don’t have any curtains

    • JoeNo

      Vegas is on his way.

      • okxcy

        he pulled out his telescope

        • JoeNo

          and by telescope you mean his penis.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m watching I almost got away with it
    And they show the guy shooting someone with a revolver.
    But they say shell casings were found on the scene.
    I’m confused

    • JoeNo

      Shell casing are just what contain the powder and bullet.

      • JoeNo

        aka the trash after the shot.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Obviously.

    • okxcy

      the guy must have been trying to get caught

  • hawkshaw

    cat nipples

    • hawkshaw

      she not tall

  • Mark Gormley

    So, I was on SKA last weekend because it was dead on here. iRavens is claiming to have knocked up a chick who isn’t his GF and has a BF, but apparently everyone is cool with that.

    • R8Rnation

      = the bf thinks it’s his

      • R8Rnation

        ??

        • Mark Gormley

          My guess is that the dude is full of shit. He posted a pic of some young looking chick that he claims is carrying his child.

    • okxcy

      the bf is going to live off iravens child support

      • Mark Gormley

        Dude is claiming that his Dad is loaded and he works for him.

        • Mark Gormley

          But that his Dad is willing to pay him nothing and just let him live off of one of his credit cards.

  • R8Rnation

    I want to go to bed but I also don’t want to wake up at 3am

  • okxcy
    • JoeNo

      Banning muslims lowers risk of attack

      • JoeNo

        Just like banning fat people from restaurants prevents running out of food.

      • okxcy

        heart attacks?

      • R8Rnation

        Wtf is wrong with you

        • JoeNo

          In 2017 so far there were 1155 Islamic attacks in 49 countries, in which 8362 people were killed and 8810 injured.

          • R8Rnation

            I honestly don’t know how to talk to you. The way you think doesn’t make any sense to me.

          • JoeNo

            Logically with no emotion.

          • R8Rnation

            No. You over simplify to justify your limited opinion. You are all emotion and no perspective.

          • Mark Gormley

            Sure… Sure… Xenophobia is simply an extension of logic.

          • JoeNo

            Name calling again Mark. You notice I attack all religions equally? I don’t because some are more violent than others. I don’t think Mormons are going to go on a mass murder spree any time soon.

          • Mark Gormley

            Way to contradict yourself, man.

          • R8Rnation

            Mormons systematically and brutally rape children as a religious practice

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t worry, Joe has previously claimed to be against all organized religion. But now he is claiming that different degrees of condemnation are cool.

          • JoeNo

            You are giving Muslims a pass? If a girl is raped in Muslim culture she is forced to marry the rapist.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Did he empty his revolver before leaving the scene

  • R8Rnation

    WHY DO COMMENTS HAVE TO HAVE 2 CHARACTERS THIS IS BULLSHIT *flips table*

    • Fun Boy 87

      :-$

  • Fun Boy 87

    I was always under the impression revolvers do not eject the casing….this guy must be retarded.

    • JoeNo

      Maybe he was reloading?

      • Fun Boy 87

        4 shots fired

        • JoeNo

          I don’t have the story you are reading, but having 6 shots is better than 2.

      • R8Rnation

        I thought the same thing.

  • Fun Boy 87

    ..

    • R8Rnation

      Ya did you try one

      • R8Rnation

        IT DOESN’T WORK

  • hawkshaw

    i see the problem ,r8r meeds a older father figure to control the cats

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol what

    • R8Rnation

      Control them doing what

  • R8Rnation

    What’s a snozzberry

  • Fun Boy 87

    1 month and 3 days til the german soccer league starts. Uggfhh

    • R8Rnation

      Can’t wait. I love the build up to the cup

  • Mark Gormley

    Joe, I’ve seen plenty of “alt-right” people that peddle that same shit: “Logic isn’t racism.”

    • okxcy

      another racist unmasks himself

      • Mark Gormley

        Who’s doing the unmasking? I’ll tell you who, my friend: OBAMA!!!

        • okxcy

          HE WAS IN BLACK FACE ALL ALONG!

  • R8Rnation

    Jesus I rather talk about how the raiders moving to Las Vegas will ruin the NFL

    • Fun Boy 87

      Germany just won the confederation cup with their B SQUAD.

      • Fun Boy 87

        You missed amazingnsss

      • R8Rnation

        Ik I saw

    • Mark Gormley

      Roger Goodell will ruin it first.

      • R8Rnation

        It’s his fault

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s a part of the Deep State…

    • okxcy

      they should have moved to Quebec

      • R8Rnation

        Agree. Or literally any other city.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I feel bad for future raider players thsir careers will be fucked.

    • R8Rnation

      Yup. No fan base. No home. No mo money.

    • Mr. Horse

      Team will be renamed LV Baby Daddies in 2021.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

  • R8Rnation

    Millie plays fetch like a pup. She never ever gets tired of it.

  • okxcy

    one fish two fish

    • Fun Boy 87

      Red fish blue fish

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie plays fetch with a bottle of maple syrup

    • R8Rnation

      Filled with patchouli

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ewww

  • R8Rnation

    But prob STDs for days

    • Fun Boy 87

      They got cures for it now duh

      • R8Rnation

        *WHEW*

    • okxcy

      they’ll be the new PEDs

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have HPV

    • Fun Boy 87

      But my dick doesn’t look like corn on the cob. Just chinese baby corn.

      • R8Rnation

        Omg lol

    • Mark Gormley

      Gross.

  • Mark Gormley

    It’s cool Joe. R8R and another friend of mine pointed out my sexism last year. It pissed me off initially, but, the more I thought about what they both said, I realized that they were correct. There’s nothing wrong with introspection.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Huh

      • Fun Boy 87

        You are a sexy-artist?

    • JoeNo

      Are you going to tell me all women can do any mans job and vice versa?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Women cant poo.

      • Mark Gormley

        Remember a few minutes ago when R8R called you out for making silly mass generalizations?

        • JoeNo

          I just want to know your definition of sexism. There are realistic short comings of both sexes. And generalizations are not generalizations if you have to follow them to be in the group in the first place. You must treat women like shit and infidels as lower human being to be Muslim, it was proclaimed by their prophet.

          • Mark Gormley

            Oversimplification and extreme conflation powerup!

          • JoeNo

            If you say I don’t agree with Allah, thats a death penalty for you.

          • R8Rnation

            None of that is even true

          • JoeNo

            …….Saudi Arabia has executed 152 people in 2015, which according to Amnesty International is the highest recorded number since 1995. Most executions are carried out by beheading, sometimes in public. The vast majority are for murder and drug crimes, but Saudi courts occasionally hand down death sentences for other “crimes” such as apostasy and sorcery.

          • R8Rnation

            Corrupt governments manipulate religion in order to accomplish a specific agenda. It is not a function of any specific religion.

          • JoeNo

            If they were a country of Jainism they wouldn’t be murdering people for thought crimes. The religion is the problem.

          • R8Rnation

            The crusades? Genocide of the America’s? History is riddled with the same crimes on every continent by every religion.

          • JoeNo

            Exactly, they are doing the same shit the Christians did in the Dark ages. Christians grew up and thankfully its a dieing religion. I have no problem with the people its the barbaric and awful things they do because of their invisible dad.

          • R8Rnation

            It’s just an example of a government’s exploitation, systematic poverty, and the extremely complicated geographical and historical overlapping of multiple ethnic and national conflicts. Religion without the socialized infrastructure would be powerless.

  • hawkshaw

    so yer not a flaming homo ,if you just try it once

    • Mark Gormley

      Or, according to Copper, if you just do it in prison.

      • okxcy

        or if you don’t smile

        • okxcy

          or if it happens in the lions parking lot

          • Mark Gormley

            I nominate this for top comment of the night.

        • Mark Gormley

          But that’s just because you’re a grumpy gus, bruh.

  • okxcy

    this is footballandpoop not politicsandpoop

  • R8Rnation

    In other news, I’m going blind. Sucks.

    • JoeNo

      Get cat eyes

      • R8Rnation

        I have to get two surgeries and it is supposed to stop or slow down the process. But it’s kind of intimidating to think about.

        • hawkshaw

          sorry girl .laser sugery

          • R8Rnation

            Thx. Not that kind of surgery. My condition prevents it. I need a corneal transplant and I’m getting my sinus cavity rebuilt.

          • hawkshaw

            jesus

          • R8Rnation

            🙁

    • Mark Gormley

      Fapping too much?

      • JoeNo

        Or not enough.

        • R8Rnation

          I have a progressive disorder

          • Mark Gormley

            Yea, we now your a libtard. LOL

  • R8Rnation

    I wonder if they let me pick the cornea

  • R8Rnation

    And what if I can see that person’s sights

  • okxcy

    are you going to change your eye color?

    • R8Rnation

      No, they don’t remove the iris (I asked too)

    • Mark Gormley

      Rand Paul is my eye doctor. He says R8R should have worked to have better eyesight. *Rimshot.*

  • R8Rnation

    I didn’t want to change my eye color but I was just curious if it would

  • R8Rnation

    Obviously I’m going to put it off as long as possible

    • Mr. Horse

      Hold out till a sniper’s are available.

      • R8Rnation

        Good idea!

      • Mark Gormley

        Like Robert Duvall in Jack Reacher?

  • R8Rnation

    Also considering a seeing eye pig

    • hawkshaw

      or a german hobbit

      • Mark Gormley

        What about a seeing-eye Lanzo?

        • R8Rnation

          I don’t want to frighten the neighbors

          • Mark Gormley

            Touche.

          • Mr. Horse

            That leaves out The Terminator Bionic model.

  • hawkshaw

    eyesight is scary ,going thru it with # 2 son

    • R8Rnation

      No kidding. This is my 4th or 5th opinion. I finally admitted that it’s true.

      • hawkshaw

        pick the best option kid

        • R8Rnation

          Thank you <3

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, did anyone ever figure out what the fuck Damarious Randall was on about?

    • Mr. Horse

      Yeah, it was an Astros game.

      • Mark Gormley

        Are they still trash:? I don’t watch MLB.

        • Mr. Horse

          No clue.

        • R8Rnation

          They’re good

          • Mark Gormley

            Were they trash within the last few years?

          • R8Rnation

            They struggled their first year in the American league

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, not sure if you saw this or not, but, if you didn’t, I think you will thoroughly enjoy the comment thread started by Jack Levin:

    http://deadspin.com/calvin-johnson-says-he-retired-because-the-lions-werent-1796841251

    • Mr. Horse

      He’s starting a counseling service for NFL players.

      • Mr. Horse

        Lions players get a 50% discount.

    • JoeNo

      I’ll never understand why teams don’t try and trade players in that situation. Pretty sure a few teams would give up a 2nd and 4th and take on his contract.

      • Mark Gormley

        Teams generally don’t trade because that are afraid of looking foolish.

  • hawkshaw

    our owner is absentee this weekend

  • hawkshaw

    international conferance of gay blog owners in toronto

    • Mr. Horse

      That’s redundant

  • hawkshaw

    gonna go chase u tube ,eat shit whitey

  • K.

    Going to Vegas for the 2nd time in 3 months

  • Mark Gormley
  • K.
    • JoeNo

      Gormley just threw up in mouth a little.

      • R8Rnation

        Gorms threw up in your mouth?? Ewwww

        • JoeNo

          baby bird gotsta eat.

    • Not Vegas

      jesus

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/wdg8n8z.jpg[/img]

    • Hooza

      Why?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Women can be equal when they start pooping.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/7B2rbgF.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    sıɥʇ pıp ʎǝןɯɹob

  • Hooza

    Poop

  • hawkshaw

    dragons milk ,pussies

  • hawkshaw

    living large ,trailer park white people

    • hawkshaw

      and asians

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo enjoys Fart Brothers Pizza.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Oy!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Just gog back from a german resturaunt to cwlebrate my one year.

    • Mark Gormley

      Congratulations, man!

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ll sacrifice 80 Lanzos in your honor.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Please I’m so ducking full a sacrafice would help

      • Fun Boy 87

        Thank you

  • okxcy

    I just gooked in gormley’s breadbasket

    • Mark Gormley

      I thought I heard something. But I am also insane.

  • okxcy

    I had lime sherbet for dinner

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m watching babe winkleman i love that guy

    • Mark Gormley

      Who dat?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Fishing guy. But he started hunting bears so I turndd on first blood. Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie said he has the emotions of an Eskimo in Mexico m

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie re watches the rape scene from deliverance over and over

  • Mark Gormley

    Vegas, I the outlining done on another tattoo piece today.

    • okxcy

      can I buy a verb?

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus. I’m not even drunk yet.

        • okxcy

          what are you doing with your life?

          • Mark Gormley

            Messaging with a college friend about arranging a time to meet up in Portland in September…

          • Fun Boy 87

            For P to B?

          • Mark Gormley

            Let’s not be too presumptuous, brother.

  • okxcy
  • Fun Boy 87

    Did guys see much food jj watt to eat a day??? 9000 calories a day

    • JoeNo

      Sounds like some of the feminists I know.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have a zit on my butt cheek and it hurts gormley

  • Fun Boy 87

    You all are stupid faget non pigments.
    Thats the new PC way to say cracker ass honkey in black talk.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I just saw it on twitter.

  • Pi

    Jordy runs this shit.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pewbs.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/RFf0GWe.jpg[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Ain’t that America…

      • Mark Gormley

        Although, to be fair, Joe: Those white men are clearly politicians, and politicians are the spineless bootlickers who do the bidding of the white plutocrats.

  • Mark Gormley

    Double Anus.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Faget non pigments

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Hooza

    Pigment privilege.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hooza
    Plus you said “over” privileged, meaning you know your non pigment skin gives you benefits you use, while actively holding other groups down

    • Fun Boy 87

      From some over pigmented slut.

      • Hooza

        I’m a darkie. Or a “muck” if you will.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I’m not albino. So I suck.

          • Hooza

            I always pictured you with a swastika tattooed on your neck, and teardrops for some reason.

          • Hooza

            Maybe it’s the mapleleaf.

  • JoeNo

    This guy has all the privilege
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/8NHcukv.jpg[/img]

  • Hooza

    Did you know alfalfa from little rascals was gunned down at the age of 31 trying to collect a $50 debt?

  • JoeNo
    • Hooza

      Skip Bayless Diddles Himself

  • K.

    Game of Thrones tonight. Nothing else in life matters today.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m going to rub my pubes all over Pi’s face tonight.

    • okxcy

      he’s been a good boy

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve rubbed bacon grease all over my pubes.

        • okxcy

          you temptress

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m a real ‘Murican.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, how much poop is too much pewp?

    • okxcy

      7.3

      • Mark Gormley

        Tons?

        • okxcy

          sacks

          • Mark Gormley

            I wasn’t asking for Pi…

  • okxcy

    pi is a magician
    he eats nothing but 4 sacks of grass clippings and poops out 7 sacks

    • Mark Gormley

      Jordy can fast for a week still and produce 10 sacks every few hours.

  • Mr. Horse

    Niggas up in this bitch are sick af.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_SKodN3-8

    • Mark Gormley

      YOU’RE FAKE NEWS!!!

      • Hooza

        Everyone knows the Vietnam war was filmed on the moon

        • Mark Gormley

          No, stupid. It was filmed on Uranus.

  • Mr. Horse

    Lasagna worth $100 a plate tonight. I didn’t make it.

  • Mr. Horse

    Minnesota Vikings ✔ @Vikings ===>
    #WinterIsHere

    It’s the middle of July.

    • Mark Gormley

      Are they celebrating successful checkdown passes and punts yet?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup

  • Fun Boy 87

    Game of thrones is gay. I never saw it but it sounds gay.

    • Mark Gormley

      They show bewbs–and dicks.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Porn hub.com does too

  • Fun Boy 87

    I finally got glasses that fit. And arnt annoying.
    :/

    • Mark Gormley

      I have a pair of glasses that have frames that match the royal blue our company loves. My boss gave me shit when he saw them.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I had these frames were the lenses were so small I had to focus too much and just got horrible head aches so I wore em for like 3 days and stopped…….4 years ago

        • Fun Boy 87

          But when I went to my school orientation i realized I couldnt see anytjingon the screen

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah, that’s sort of helpful.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m hosting a Game Of Thrones party at my house. Anyone that shows up will get a free picture of lanzo.

    • Mark Gormley

      Say hello to Lanzo for me.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ill text him on my way to work at 430 am lol (here)

        • Mark Gormley

          Well, since that is 2:30 PT and he is a racoon, he might still be out foraging.

          • Fun Boy 87

            First break 830 am chicago time ? Then

          • Mark Gormley

            Yup.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Horse is on twitter inventing all these stats.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Like QB wins.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I never saw that stat on the back of a card tho

    • Mark Gormley

      Is he including fluke stats?

  • Mark Gormley

    The Vikings signed two running backs to run behind their line that will likely be worse. No wonder Grubster never comes here anymore.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Is AP coming back

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s a Saint now. Because all saints beat their son’s scrotum bloody with sticks.

  • okxcy

    experts all agree that yards are the only meaningful stat

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m waiting for someone to develop a yards per yard statistic.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Do you think its possible to do a stat that shows the QBs defensive stats

  • Fun Boy 87

    The lions signed Bernie sanders on accident.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Mark Gormley

      Jesus. Couldn’t they find helmets that fit?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Aaron rodgers should just play defensive back.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi at a restaurant:

    “What are Rocky Mountain Oysters?”

    “They are buffalo testicles.”

    “Are they still attached to the buffalo?”

    “No.”

    “I’ll pass.”

  • Fun Boy 87
    • okxcy

      where else are his 12 roommates supposed to park?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie at a restaurant.
    “Can I speak with your grounds keeper”
    -sure-
    “Do you have any fresh grass clippings with some maniuer

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      hahaha

    • Fun Boy 87

      Hahahahahahahahhaahahha

      • Mark Gormley

        I stole this from that Cowboys suck guy that hates Mosley.

        • okxcy

          vegas?

          • Mark Gormley

            Maybe?

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m making one of pie.

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Mark Gormley

      I find it funny that I work for a huge corporation, yet he is the one that looks the most like a corporate stooge.

      • Fun Boy 87

        You know hes world famoud according to this one video

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Mark Gormley

      Why can’t I feature this?

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Mark Gormley

      It’s that same picture from his Skype profile.

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Just fastforward to like 40 minites he sings in tounges

  • JoeNo

    Wheres reesy so I can complain about how shitty Danny is.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fag.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Fun Boy 87

    I came inside my wife again today

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lets just get this over with.

      • Mr. Horse

        Wtf. That’s why you hooked up w/ a female.

        • Fun Boy 87

          I cant make a baby with Lanzo.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Whats that movie with Danny devito and Arnold

          • JoeNo

            Man a lanzo baby would be one very ugly baby.

          • Fun Boy 87

            I got a pic of it.

          • Mr. Horse

            Moon River?

    • JoeNo

      Make sure she is on the pill, once a kid comes into the picture your life is over.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Mannnn ive never been in a relationship with a girl on the pill anyways

  • Fun Boy 87
  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/9Re0mdg.jpg[/img]

    • Fun Boy 87

      I like how thr guy is a extra pigment

  • Mr. Horse

    Peter King sees his dick for the first time in 30 years.
    Peter King ✔ @SI_PeterKing ==>
    Wow.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gonna jerk off and go to sleep goo night yalls.

    • Mark Gormley

      Peace out, my friend. Have fun pissing off Lanzo tomorrow.

  • Not Vegas

    mark

    • Mark Gormley

      Jes?

      • Not Vegas

        do you watch GOT

  • Pi

    Good evening butthorns.

    • Mark Gormley

      Whatever…

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/oCKAkSq.png?1[/img]

  • Hooza

    Stretch anus.

    • Hooza

      Highly recommended.

    • Brew_City

      How far?

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/RZB3LgS.gif[/img]

      • Hooza

        4.501

  • Mr. Horse

    Who wants to go on a “Chicago Safari” tour?

    More Chicago water department emails show attempted gun deals and making light of city violence http://fw.to/oCzmimY

  • Alias Number One™

    11 days, 1200 comments. Rockin!

    • Mr. Horse

      No football.

      • Mark Gormley

        The Panthers shitcanned their GM.

        • Hooza

          Oh.

          • Mark Gormley

            There is speculation that his unwillingness to give popular vets contract extensions pissed of Richardson.

          • Hooza

            Am I supposed to fap to that? Jerk.

          • Hooza

            I might as well just remove my hand from inside my pants.

  • JoeNo

    Who else is rooting for OJ?!

    • Mark Gormley

      Satan.

      • JoeNo

        Why would Hillary Clinton care either way?

        • Mark Gormley

          “Where’s the beef?”

          • JoeNo

            [img]http://i.imgur.com/TIqrqv8.gif[/img]

  • R8Rnation
  • R8Rnation

    I know that’s one of youse

    • Mark Gormley

      Looks like a roommate I had in college–but he would be wearing a 49ers jersey.

      • R8Rnation

        It’s ancient

      • JoeNo

        That kid is way to young for college

  • R8Rnation

    We chartered a bus to take us to Dallas. It broke down. It started working again. During the retreat he was supposed to get it fixed. He didn’t. Now we’re back in the bus. Wtf.

    • JoeNo

      He was busy eating your lunches probably
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/8z9IR7c.gif[/img]

      • R8Rnation

        There is certainly a resemblance

  • Mark Gormley

    What do I want for dinner?

    • JoeNo

      Deep fried Dodo

  • Not Vegas

    R8r

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson

      • Not Vegas

        come roast keal at SKA

  • okxcy

    Vegas

  • Mark Gormley

    Dixie

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • okxcy

    Tel Aviv

    • DallasCowboysSux

      Jerusalem

      • okxcy

        that’s racist

      • JoeNo

        Is that the shit city build on shit land that shit people kill eachother over?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup. Bruhs.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Tel Aviv is a good jewish channel

    • okxcy

      fuckin gormley

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Lanzo doing?

  • R8Rnation

    Home sweet home

    • Mark Gormley

      Now you can finally unpack.

      • R8Rnation

        That was my plan but now I’m so sleepy

        • Mark Gormley

          I’ve been up since 4am and I was up until 11pm last night reorganizing my office. Wanna split an eight ball?

          • JoeNo

            and by reorganizing your office you mean
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/seeFViw.gif[/img]

  • Not Vegas

    r8r

  • okxcy

    hello and welcome to another shitty day

  • Brew_City

    Okxcy you gonna Beta?

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you saying Okxcy is a beta male?

      • Brew_City

        well… yea

        • Mark Gormley

          Careful. He might challenge you to a duel.

          • Brew_City

            that’s what I’m hoping for

  • Alias Number One™

    I can smell football! Preseason football.. and I don’t give a fuck!!!

    • Joe No

      Packers have multiple hofers in this class

      • Alias Number One™

        Running out of room with this class alone.

  • Alias Number One™

    How many knees are they down to ~~~>>>>>

  • Pi

    Tomorrow big daddy canuck returns.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Pi

    Jordy Pi is on a bus headed back to his igloo.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Did you get my email

      • Fun Boy 87

        I hope it makes you start eating meat (dark meat) again

        • Fun Boy 87

          A black French Canadian

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb driving on high way

  • Pi

    I just hosted a live 3 day event. I haven’t checked my email in like a week.

    • Pi

      No fucks were given about it either.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie hosted a 3 day live men on man bukakkee orgy event.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Live as it was on webcam on chaturbate he got like 30 tokens. All from Mosley

  • Fun Boy 87

    5 BBCs were able to penetrate his booty hole at once.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Gianna Michaels would be proud

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just left my schools campus.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I got lost lookiny for the book store

      • Fun Boy 87

        Them fucks wont let me get my books yet either

  • Pi

    Jordy what do you do for fun in Chicago?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Nothing and when I did I just sat in bars.

      • Fun Boy 87

        14-20 drank in alleys and parks. Got in fights. Went to concerts.
        21-27 drank in bars.
        Theres my last 16 years of “fun”

    • Hooza

      Dodge bullets

  • Brew_City

    One day I’ll meet a drug dealer who’s 5 mins doesn’t translate to 3 days.

    fuckers

  • Mark Gormley

    Lol Lions.

    • okxcy

      what fluke this time?

      • Mark Gormley

        Some dude got suspended again.

        • okxcy

          another day
          another dumbass

  • Alias Number One™

    Ima go hand with my Wild Turkey 101 and soda!

  • okxcy

    pi sandblasts his anus once a week

  • Mark Gormley

    Lol Lions.

    • okxcy

      about time hawk took them out back and put a bullet through its brain

      • Mark Gormley

        Hehe. Brain…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Fun Boy 87

    I sent pi a picture ofnmy student ID. My friend said I look like I just shot up a mall

  • Fun Boy 87

    My wife just told me to turn the TV down. I didnt. And asked is that good and she said yeah

  • SDchargersofLA
  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo balls.

  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    NICE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TWENTY HOUR TALKATHON, FAGGOT

    • Pi

      Thanks. I’m glad you’re impressed.

  • Brew_City

    Pi

    • Pi

      What’s up buttnut?

      • Brew_City

        snappin necks and cashin checks

  • Pi

    Brew I think it’s time to upgrade your closet to a more secure facility. Gormley has been lipping off.

    • Brew_City

      well I moved recently so I had a downgrade in closet quality

  • Brew_City

    http://i.imgur.com/sjTWpX4.jpg?1

    Gormley’s gonna have to git da fuck out tho. Got a new resident and he’s German

    • Pi

      You were white this whole time?

      • Brew_City

        I’m German, Irish, Belgian, n Dutch. of course I’m white

        • Pi

          I thought you were Filipino and gay.

          • Brew_City

            thought or were wishing?

          • Pi

            I was still half right.

          • Brew_City

            I figure I got a half year before he gets big enough where he’s not an instant pussy magnet

          • Brew_City

            Just gonna walk back and forth past campus

  • Mark Gormley

    I have squatter’s rights, bub!

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Waxing ones carrot should be in the bill of rights.

  • R8Rnation

    Why would masturbating be illegal? That makes zero sense.

    • Mark Gormley

      You’d think they’d encourage it.

  • R8Rnation

    So far this lady has covered green day, nirvana, Ozzy, and the kinks. It’s so bad my ears are bleeding.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brew you got hairy hands bro

    • Brew_City

      what can I say I’m quite manly

  • R8Rnation

    Back to Dallas 😣

    • Mark Gormley

      You hangin’ with the Mose?

  • Pi

    Fuck Dallas.

    • okxcy

      is that your boyfriend?

  • okxcy
  • K.

    Dinner was great

    • JoeNo

      I had a gas station corn dog.

      • K.

        Happy National Hot Dog Day!

  • K.

    And John McCain has aggressive brain cancer. Time to call it a career

    • JoeNo

      He should pray to his god he kept talking about when he lost to Obama.

      • K.

        Will you say a prayer with me?

        • JoeNo

          I’m ok with government officials dieing.

          • K.

            I’ve always admired you from afar.

          • JoeNo

            You still haven’t mentioned what you had for dinner.

          • K.

            Oh yes. The most important comment of the day.

            Made shrimp with pasta. So fucking good.

          • JoeNo

            breaded or unbreaded shrimp?

          • K.

            unbreaded. Shrimp were fresh

  • K.

    Where be folks?

    • JoeNo

      Jordys is back at school bullying nerds, barts is putting locks on his closets and Gormley is at a free speech rally where he shouts at people who disagree until they leave.

  • okxcy

    i made indian food

    • K.

      Racist.

      • okxcy

        it tasted like dog food

    • R8Rnation

      Ew

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy loves polish sausage. Right, Jerdy?

    • okxcy

      polacks love cat too?

  • R8Rnation

    Hi Mosely

    • Pi

      Hey there baby girl.

      • R8Rnation

        Hiya! I’m in Dallas for the second time this week

        • Pi

          Should I come visit?
          I’m not sure I can handle you hitting on me that aggressively again.

          • R8Rnation

            I’ll try to control myself. Next time Austin!

          • Not Vegas

            i can handle it

  • Not Vegas

    r8r do you work at starbucks

  • Not Vegas

    well fuck, i’ll jsut talk to myself then

  • Brew_City

    Where’s Horse been?

  • Mark Gormley

    Good morning, poopers.

  • Pi

    I went for a victory shiatsu massage after our 3 day event.
    I had this old Chinese lady stepping on my back.
    Then she leaned in for a sharpshooter and managed to submit a fart out of me.

    • Brew_City

      She finish you off with a rub n tug?

      • Pi

        It was one of those fancy places where they make their money giving actual massages.
        I don’t understand it either.

  • Not Vegas

    Chester Bennington killed himself…Gormley must be weeping

    • Brew_City

      who?

      • Not Vegas

        linkin park’s singer

    • Mark Gormley

      Not a fan of the band. But, from everything I have read, he was a really good dude.

  • okxcy

    OJ dindu nuffin

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s sorry it happened. Mistakes were made.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Nevada parole board gave Vegas quite the gift today.

  • okxcy

    I heard OJ has been taking computer classes so he could be a famous blogger like pi

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s been checking out Pi’s marketing videos.

  • okxcy

    I have a lightly used white bronco up for sale
    Only been in one car chase

  • Mark Gormley

    “I am no danger to pull a gun on anybody,” [Simpson] said. “I never have in my life, I’ve never been accused of it in my life. Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them.”

  • Hooza

    He’s only black on the outside.

    • Brew_City

      idk what that is either

      • Hooza

        They’re all pink on the inside. Amirite? 😉 gay.

  • Pi

    The Juice is loose.

    • Hooza

      It’ll snap back.

  • Hooza

    Everyone knows the unspoken rules: win the heisman you can murder one white woman, rush for 2000 yds in single season you can murder one jew.

    • JoeNo

      When you get 1900 some yards you can beat a child bloody?

      • Hooza

        No, anybody can whoop a black kid. C’mon dude.

        • Hooza

          I mean do you even America? Now I’m pissed.

          • JoeNo

            If you touch a black person you get 5 years tacked on as a hate crime don’t you know?

          • okxcy

            only on the coasts
            everywhere else you get a pat on the back and a key to the city

          • Hooza

            That’s only for the non pigmented

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew doesn’t know who Tommy Wiseau is. I’m so disgusted I could move out of his closet.

  • JoeNo

    All you need to know about Tommy Wiseau
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuwldnG7c0

  • Fun Boy 87

    Do you think the first fart sounded like a butthole saying fart and thats how it got the name

  • K.

    I was a big Linkin Park fan 10 years ago

  • K.

    What’s for dinner?

    • okxcy

      ice cream

      • K.

        Speaking of farts…. I am lacto-intolerante so no ice cream for me. Though, I eat sour cream and make Mike suffer with my ass gas.

    • JoeNo

      Brats

      • K.

        Damn. I haven’t had a turkey brat in well over a year.

  • K.

    I chipped one of my back teeth. About 2 months ago, the dentist smooth it down a bit which cost me $39 but it is still like … ruff again

  • K.
  • K.
  • JoeNo

    Reesy did you enjoy Arya murdering a bunch of people. Fuck the Freys

  • Pi

    What up evening butt nuts?

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re just another poop maven with a questionable intellect.

  • Pi

    We went out for ice cream tonight.
    Cookie dough ice cream for the win.

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s not vegan, you crazy asshole.

      • Pi

        Your butthole is vegan friendly.

        • Mark Gormley

          How dare you, sir. That’s my anus you’re talking about.

    • Mr. Horse

      Faggot

  • Mark Gormley

    Did you Lanzos see that Dan Fucking Orlovsky signed with the Rams today?

    • Mark Gormley

      My condolences, Pi. I know how much he meant to you.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fart

    • Mark Gormley

      What up, boooooooiiiiiiii?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Eating Carmel wafers and watching soccer youuu

        • Mark Gormley

          Putting together a monitor stand/desk organizer because I know how much Pi hats that.

  • Pi

    Jordy it bothers me when people say it “carmel”…

    • Mark Gormley

      It bothered my Mom when I said it that way as a kid. So she berated me about it until I stopped saying it. I think I was maybe five.

      • Pi

        No wonder you grew up to be such a ripe cunt.

        • Mark Gormley

          I know, right? Fuckin’ Mosley….

  • Mr. Horse

    The faggotry up in here will drown a regular nigga.

    • Mark Gormley

      I tried talking football!!!

      • Mr. Horse

        Pi’s back.

        • Mark Gormley

          Honestly, I didn’t really miss football that much at this time last summer, but that is certainly not the case this year. I binged on season two of All or Nothing the day it dropped. That’s how much I am looking forward to football.

          • Mr. Horse

            *weeps*

          • Mark Gormley

            I don’t need your pity…

  • Fun Boy 87

    Horse.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie it bothers me when people say sorry.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Fucking bitch

      • Mr. Horse

        This goes into the blog HoF.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I binge watched some gay pornos – lanzo

  • Fun Boy 87

    When I read dan orvlosky for some reason i pictured a back up QB for rhe loins in the 80s

  • Fun Boy 87

    Also I’m getting really sick of this Brady > Rodgers nonsense.
    Rodgers is overall more talented at more then just being your typical pocket passing qb.

    • Fun Boy 87

      And I do say this in the least biased way possible.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Also tom bradys jersey was the number one seller in faget illinois this year.

    • Mr. Horse

      AR is the best QB evar. Anyone who disputes this is a cunt.

      • Fun Boy 87

        I even wanna say hes more fun to watch then bert.

        • Mr. Horse

          He is. Nobody ever done the shit he has.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Bert give a nigga a heart attack from throwing. Rodgers gives a nigga a heart attack from running and possibility of hurt

  • Fun Boy 87

    For chridts sakes even tom Brady said he wished he could do some of the shit AR does.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Well I think he does things that no one in the league has ever done or can do, just because of his physical ability. And some of the plays he makes, they’re just phenomenal,” Brady said. “And I’ve seen a lot of them. Not just the throws, the scrambles, he had one in the Giants game … some of the plays yesterday, it’s just his style of play. And he’s been doing that for a while.
    “I always love watching his tape, admiring all the things he can do, because I can’t do many of those things.”
    Asked specifically about the Jared Cook catch, one of the greatest throws you’ll ever see given the stakes and the situation, Brady pointed out that Rodgers makes what should be impossible look “effortless.”
    “I think he makes everything look so simple because he’s got such an efficient delivery. So everything looks effortless with him, which is really the amazing part,” Brady said. “He is definitely working hard, but he’s making hard look easy and I think that’s the amazing part about what he does. It’s a very effortless style he plays with. The velocity of the ball, the placement of the ball, he’s just an incredible player.”

    • Pi

      Car-a-mel.

      • Pi

        And Tom Brady >>>>> Rodgers.

      • Fun Boy 87

        CAR-mel

    • Mr. Horse

      Anyone who has watched NFL for 50 years will tell you, if honest. AR is more than one step beyond. He’s revolutionalized the QB game. And no one is catching up yet.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Karamel is how fags say it.

  • Fun Boy 87

    And KEW-pons is how fagets say it. Its COO-pon

  • Fun Boy 87

    If you want to fight me over it pie. I will crush you with my thighs

    • Pi

      That’s how I want to go.

  • Pi

    Aaron Rodgers couldn’t hang off of Tom Brady’s dreamy nutsack.

    • Mr. Horse

      *starts a GoFundMe for Chap Stick for Pi

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

        • Fun Boy 87

          Canadians are given that through their health care services

  • Fun Boy 87

    https://youtu.be/jPtx0Ei1G88

    You guys ever do a bunch of cocaine and religion or politics pops up?
    Here is 2 black crackheads when basketball pops up.

    • Mark Gormley

      I listened to that because it came up next on autoplay. It’s funny to watch both of them try not to laugh at themselves.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I cant stop watching that because it just shows how bad drugs actually are for you

    • Pi

      Drugs are the best thing that ever happened to me.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Not lavar ball

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie my wife just yelled from upstairs she can smell my farts downstaids

    • Pi

      It’s a well known scientific fact that hot pickle juice rises.

  • JoeNo

    Put Brady on the Browns and they are a 4 win team, put Rodgers on the Browns and they are playoff bound.

    • Pi

      Put Rodgers on the Packers and Dom Capers blows it again.

      • JoeNo

        Can’t argue with that. Unless you count that one time MM cost them the game.

  • JoeNo
    • Mark Gormley

      My buddy sent this to me earlier this week. Fuckin’ epic.

  • Mr. Horse

    Rodgers has made plays that no one else has ever made, and it’s not a one-off. If you a Packers fan or nah, it’s not deniable.

    • Mark Gormley

      I was one of those assholes that said “dammit…” when the Packers drafted him. I am happy that I was staggeringly wrong.

      • JoeNo

        I think my exact words were “great draft a soft QB from California who will never see the field”

        • Mark Gormley

          And Cal quarterbacks were traditionally NFL flops at that time.

  • Pi

    It’s Packfan’s birthday today. I think he’s 15 now.

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s 21, bitch. Dude is living it up.

      • Pi

        Drunker than an Aldon Smith highlight reel.

      • JoeNo

        That makes the hitting on r8r kinda creepy

        • Mark Gormley

          It does. But he really is a good dude.

        • JoeNo

          You should never hit on an older women unless you are a creepy canadian.

  • Not Vegas

    Thanks pu

    • Not Vegas

      Po

      • Not Vegas

        Pi

        • Not Vegas

          Turned 12

          • Mark Gormley

            Shouldn’t you be out getting responsibly shitfaced?

          • Not Vegas

            Ya, I just left a bar. Mixed vodka, Bacardi, and fireball

            Prolly not a good idea

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s not for you to know. You find that shit out later.

          • Not Vegas

            You right. If you don’t see me post for a few days, I’m probably dead.

            Time for more

          • Mark Gormley

            I was the first one of my friends to turn 21 because I am half a potato, so my sister and her boyfriend took me out on my 21st. Got me plenty fucked up and bought me some disgusting shots, but made sure to take care of me. Losers…

          • Not Vegas

            I’m the opposite. All my friends have been 21 for some time now

            But I do have a designated driver, so I have that going for me

  • JoeNo

    Packers assistant Darren Perry convicted, fined for drunk driving arrest http://wp.me/p14QSB-albo

    WI pride

    • Brew_City

      how he only getting fines ain’t he got like 3 of em?

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Joe No

    I hope OJ gets a reality tv show

  • Pi
  • Pi

    Dan Orlovsky has an NFL QB job and Colin Kaepernick does not.

    • Joe No

      Obviously one can play amd the other cant.

  • Brew_City
  • Mark Gormley

    No, Pi. I don’t want to try your vegan fart custard.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Hababab what the

  • Fun Boy 87

    Its too humid out guys

    • Joe No

      Man college kids bitch about everything

      • Fun Boy 87

        Its like 95 with 95% humidity

  • Pi

    Vegan fart custard for all.

  • Mark Gormley

    I believe in a future where all Americans, regardless of race, religion, or socioeconomic status, will be able to live in Brew’s closet.

  • Not Vegas

    hi

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fart mustard

  • Pi

    I believe all mustard farts in Brew’s closet deserve the American dream of life, liberty, and fine ass booty bitches for all.

  • Pi

    I believe that microwaved burritos, while delicious, will make your toilet look like a Jordy poop. I therefore choose fresh, healthy, and delicious food; like the plant-harmonizing boss that I am.

    • Brew_City

      you eat Kale don’t you?

      • Pi

        I juice it every morning.
        Just like American prison, the juice is loose.

        • Brew_City

          over or under 5 minutes before it launches it self out of you?

        • Pi

          With some apple, celery, and limes and other shit that doesn’t taste so gross.

  • Pi

    True story Brew. My shits are like clockwork since I started juicing.
    I can even plan trips around poop breaks.

    • Brew_City

      I mean me too. 20 minutes after I drink a coffee

      • Brew_City

        Sometimes 5 if I smoke or throw a chew in

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    The Vikings signed some dude named Chunky Clements.

    [Blows horn.]

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m sitting in one of the more hipster areas of Seattle–but certainly not the most hipster one–waiting to get a haircut. Hawkzo would hat it here.

  • okxcy

    gormley 1 hour from now
    http://i.imgur.com/xUhA8VI.jpeg

    • Mark Gormley

      This isn’t too far off.

  • Pi

    I believe the Packers can finally have a top 30 defense.

    • okxcy

      you give dom capers far too much credit

      but on the flip side he does have the advantage of playing the lions, bears, and vikings twice to make him look good

      • Mark Gormley

        Or maybe he could take a page from the Lions defense and just hold the receivers all the time.

        • okxcy

          the Sealions?

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pu.

  • okxcy

    I’m cleaner than mrs mosley’s butthole

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy–or anyone else for that matter–Vegas and I are over on SKA chatting with Lanzo!

  • hawkshaw

    spiked kool aid

    • Mark Gormley

      I got my hipster haircut trimmed up just for you, bruh.

  • hawkshaw

    my long flowing locks of ojibwa hair ,have been trimmed

  • hawkshaw

    5′ 10′ 180 going bald

  • hawkshaw

    i am disgustling fat at 180

  • Fun Boy 87

    Just saw Tim and eric live…

    • Mark Gormley

      Who dey?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Tim and eric awesome sjow great job?!?!

    • hawkshaw

      on my wife

  • Fun Boy 87
    • hawkshaw

      big squirrles

  • hawkshaw

    i saw a spotted cow or two

  • hawkshaw

    white people pee there pants

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ll pee in your pants!

      • hawkshaw

        i pee in yer pants

        • Mark Gormley

          WHATEVER!!!

          • hawkshaw

            trombone players huh

  • K.

    Looked at Packers v Dallas game in Oct. $3k dude…

    • Mark Gormley

      I really want to get my Dad and I out to GB for a Packers game this year. But I don’t think that’s going to happen. Fuck, I might end up getting all but two of my vacation days paid out at the end of the year.

      • K.

        Work for Amazon. They offer good PTO

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s not the PTO thing. It’s that I have no support staff right now because of…a slew of reasons.

      • K.

        Dallas is the closet they will be to us. Maybe next year.

      • Fun Boy 87

        We use em or loose em. But they HATE when you use em. Lol

  • hawkshaw

    no packer this year but gotsix tickets to the badgers vs northwestern game this year

    • K.

      Where the hell have you been?

  • K.

    Im going to church on Sunday.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Last time I went to church I got arrested 3 daus layer. I’m never going again. Then again Idk if it was a Roman catholic church. Mass was different.

      • K.

        how you get arrested for going to church?

        • Fun Boy 87

          I got arrested 3 days after the last time I went to church….

          • K.

            you wouldn’t have gotten arrested had you not gone to church.

            Ever thing about that?

          • Fun Boy 87

            Thats why I’m never goimg to church again

          • K.

            Did you got to a black church?

          • Fun Boy 87

            No a suburban catholic church.

          • Fun Boy 87

            They did mass different and it wasnt how I know it is so I was saying things I guessneither are no longer said or it wasnt Roman Catholic

  • Fun Boy 87

    Idk why we get PTO. But you need to have a reason and show proof.

    • K.

      That is dumb. PTO is a benefit. You have the right to utilize it when you want and for whatever you want.

      • Fun Boy 87

        That my thought. I got like.. .22 hours tho I use my shit.

  • hawkshaw

    sixty year old virgins do not like young boys ,catholic

    • Fun Boy 87

      You are catholic too. Only bevause your masters forcrd you dumb injuns to be it

      • K.

        Is your keyboard broken?

      • hawkshaw

        ior mom

  • K.

    Meatballs and bruchetta

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley just hire me. Get it over with.

    • K.

      He has a sexy voice

      • Fun Boy 87

        Gormley?

        • K.

          Yeah. Sounds better than Pi

          • Fun Boy 87

            Pie smokes weed all day

          • K.

            he was high on that pod cast.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just got home so I had some dope pizza

    • K.

      I almost ordered pizza but happy I did not. My meatballs came out so freaking good.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Do you want peanut butter soup with duck and squash?

        • Fun Boy 87

          I’m watching American psycho btw

        • K.

          I’m vegan.

  • hawkshaw

    religion is shoved down yer throat at five years old ,take it or not

    • Fun Boy 87

      My parents never forced me into religion. Jokes on you.

      • hawkshaw

        no son ,they gave you a choice

        • Fun Boy 87

          Well thats why I’m Catholic but I dont practice or believe in anytjing. I like the satanic bible its about worshipping yourself.

        • K.

          You love corn don’t you?

  • Fun Boy 87

    I used to get told I had a soothing voice. Then I hit puberty. And was smoking a pack a day

    • K.

      Call me so I can be the judge of this

      • Fun Boy 87

        I smoke too much

    • Mark Gormley

      I remember a football teammate tell me that I had a voice like Reba Mcentire when I was in the fourth grade. Then, two years later, girls from my youth group were calling my house just to listen to my answering machine greeting. #winning

      • Fun Boy 87

        Hahaha what the fuck

        • Mark Gormley

          I dunno. I don’t really like my voice. But a lot of people compliment me on it–especially women.

          • Mark Gormley

            Also, my voice started changing when I was in the fifth grade.

          • Fun Boy 87

            It is nice I wont lie.

          • Mark Gormley

            Thanks mang.

          • K.

            He has a good radio voice.

  • hawkshaw

    fucking hippies

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fun fact: the satanic bible has nothing to do with the devil or Satan or bielseabob.

    • K.

      Yes. Some dude living in is moms basement created it. It’s a cult more than anything

      • Fun Boy 87

        Anton levey is cooler then the other guy that was just a weird sex addict (allister Crowley)

  • K.

    How can anyone be vegan though. So much food of our food is made with dairy.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pie eats grass….organic grass…

  • K.

    Bro… Football is almost here. I now will have a purpose for living.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Bundesliga starts August 18th!!!

  • hawkshaw

    mow my lawn fun boy

    • Fun Boy 87

      Its raining

  • Fun Boy 87

    Aaron rodgers has a really nice voice too. My wife actually thinks I’m gay for him.

    • K.

      Stop it. You’ll make jordy jealous.

  • K.

    3 ants bit me today.

  • Fun Boy 87

    If I honestly had to pick to be someone else. I would have to say Aaron rodgers or mike Tyson.

  • K.

    87 – you ever heard of a rapper called Lecrae?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Nope who he be

      • K.

        check him out on youtube. He’s pretty dope

  • hawkshaw

    spotted cow and blackberry ,pussies

    • K.

      I hate beer

  • Fun Boy 87

    Christian hip hop arrist. No thank you.

    • K.

      Don’t judge until you hear him. He doesn’t even mention God. The difference between him in Way is he doesn’t say “nigga’ and he can actually spit good versus

      • Fun Boy 87

        Only new rapper I like is bobby shmurda

  • K.
  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley should take his nice voice and go sing for creed.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m going back on this weird metabolism reset diet thing that ive done a few times in the past 3 years and have great results every time… So I ate TWO bowls of ramen today (been craving it for some reason) they got a chipotle chicken and chicken tortillas Damn so good.

    • K.

      Chipotle is nasty.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Chiptole peppers are amazing.

        • K.

          Oh. I thought you mean the restaurant. Yeah, I like the peppers

          • Fun Boy 87

            Chipotle chicken ramen noodles mane

  • Fun Boy 87

    Reesy we hired a new black guy and hes convinced all whife people are rich.
    He said sometjing a few days ago about how could someone not have a bank account everyone has one.
    I then said “oddly enough my parents dont have one” and he looked at me like I was lying.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Hes racist as fuck too. Its funny.

    • K.

      LOL

  • hawkshaw

    i got yer diet fat boys

    • Mark Gormley

      I am not trying to lose a bunch of weight on a diet because those are short term fixes–I went down from 260 to 200 in a summer back when I was 24. I want to make lifestyle choices that allow me to be a chubby 220.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Thats what I’m at been stuck for months even when I eat like shit.

        • Fun Boy 87

          But I dont look 220…one of my coworkers same hright same weight. But you would think he weighs 30 pounds more then me.

      • K.

        But you voice is still sexy

      • hawkshaw

        i eat once a day at dinner ,drink two pots of coffee all day

        • hawkshaw

          drink ncoffee at eight at night

          • Fun Boy 87

            You also are like 80 years old

          • hawkshaw

            62

  • Fun Boy 87

    I drove threw one of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago a bit ago I almost hit a brotha. He got out of a car at a green light

    • Fun Boy 87

      They just walk aimlessly through the streets with out a care in the world.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I need a cig brb

  • Fun Boy 87

    Woooo chicago hit its 200th homicide of the year.

    • K.

      Good job Obama and Rahm

      • Fun Boy 87

        Its all the tax hikes Rahm is causinv.

        • K.

          the homocide is not because of Rahm tax hikes. It’s because Chicago is Chicago.

          • Fun Boy 87

            No no no.

    • Not Vegas

      its only a matter of time until you’re dead jordy

      • Fun Boy 87

        I domt live in Chicago anymore

        • Not Vegas

          oh shit, whered you go

          • Fun Boy 87

            I’m 20 miles west of chicago now. We bought our house in the suburbs

          • Not Vegas

            thats as white as you can get

          • Fun Boy 87

            I try

  • hawkshaw

    you white people age funny

  • K.

    I love how Obama went to Chicago once since being in office and after he left the Whitehouse, he never moved back

    • Fun Boy 87

      Because pf the tax hikes

      • Fun Boy 87

        Everything is because of the tax hikes im telling ya

  • K.
  • Not Vegas

    reesy, popeyes or KFC?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Popeyes

      • K.

        Popeyes. I want to be buried with their biscuits in my casket

        • Fun Boy 87

          I want their fries

          • K.

            I always get no side with my chicken strips but an extra biscuit

  • hawkshaw

    krautberger

  • Fun Boy 87

    Only question is..
    Churches browns or popeyes.

  • Not Vegas

    All my white friends say KFC, all my black friends say popeyes

    • Not Vegas

      never had popeyes

      • K.

        0.0

        This is not possible.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Hes as white as they come.

          • K.

            Hell yeah. Dude said Raising Canes over Popeyes.

            LOL

        • Not Vegas

          its on my list!

          I just havent had the desire to drive to popeyes cause i have chic-fil-a, kfc, and raising canes all by me

  • Not Vegas

    Raising canes>all

  • Fun Boy 87

    Vegas didnt you date a colored girl according to your old twitter

    • Not Vegas

      naw, she was just a friend

      i rejected her once

    • K.

      colored.
      LMFAO

  • Not Vegas

    one place i hate tho is El Pollo Loco

    gross

    • K.

      sounds like a case of diarrhea

  • Not Vegas

    Pi is what i’ll look like in like 10 years

    im that white

    • Not Vegas

      not mosley white though

  • K.

    I went to chi fil a once. The food was so damn salty. I do not see the appeal with that place.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Is it weird I flex and look in the mirror when I’m making bang. And point at myself and givr my self a tuumbs up and shit.

    • Not Vegas

      english motherfucker

  • hawkshaw

    why do you white boys bleach yer anus

    • K.

      you say the most random crap bruh
      most of the time, it’s racist

    • Not Vegas

      what are you on about

  • K.

    I have 2 more weeks at my current job

  • K.

    I’m craving panc