NFCN First Round Draft Grades

Copied from another site with expert Pi analysis sloppily added in.

Chicago Bears: Mitchell Trubisky, QB, North Carolina: MILLEN TRUBISKY Grade
I… I don’t even know anymore. WTF are the Bears doing!? They paid Mike Glennon so much money, and yet they gave up the No. 3 overall selection, two thirds and a fourth… for a mediocre quarterback prospect? Wow.

Wow.

This is one of the worst draft moves ever made. If the Bears just took Trubisky at No. 3, that would be bad, but not horrible. Actually, it would be horrible, but this is a franchise-ruining selection. Trubisky over Solomon Thomas echoes Blaine Gabbert over J.J. Watt and Blake Bortles over Khalil Mack. Way to pull a Jaguars, Chicago.

Pi’s Expert Analysis:

 

Vikings draft slot:

Philadelphia Eagles: Derek Barnett, DE, Tennessee: B Grade
This pick is perfectly fine. Some had Derek Barnett as high as No. 9, but he was slotted in the mid-teens in most places. I had him falling to No. 22, but that was worst-case scenario for Barnett. The Tennessee product is a very talented edge rusher, but didn’t test very well. That could remind the Eagles of Brandon Graham. The two are very similar, and Philadelphia had to find an upgrade across from Graham. However, there were better prospects available like Jonathan Allen, Malik Hooker and O.J. Howard. Still, this is a solid pick, and I don’t have any issues with it otherwise.

Pi’s expert analysis:

 

Detroit Lions: Jarrad Davis, LB, Florida: B Grade
Over Reuben Foster? Hmm… Jarrad Davis saw his stock rise late in the process once teams realized that he had top-five intangibles, so he projects to be a great team leader for the Lions. He also fills a huge need here, as the Lions lost DeAndre Levy this offseason. Detroit still has many defensive holes to fill, but selecting Davis is a nice start. That said, the Lions could regret not taking Foster down the road.

Pi’s Expert Analysis:

 

Would be Packers pick.

 

Cleveland Browns: David Njoku, TE, Miami: B+ Grade
I usually don’t like teams trading up, but the Browns have a billion picks and almost need to in order to grab some talented players. David Njoku is a bit of a project, but he’s an extremely talented tight end who has Pro Bowl potential. The Browns still have Gary Barnidge, but he’s not going to be around for much longer, so Njoku could take over as the primary intermediate target in a year or two. By then, the Browns could compete for a playoff spot, provided that they find a quarterback somehow, some way.

Pi’s expert analysis:

 

And just for R8R and Mosley:

 

New York Giants: Evan Engram, TE, Ole Miss: C+ Grade
This seems like a bit of a reach, especially with David Njoku still available. It’s not an egregious reach though, so I won’t grade this selection too poorly. I think a C+ is about right, as Engram fills a big need at tight end and also provides the declining Eli Manning with an intermediate mismatch weapon. At the very worst, Engram can sell some of his memorabilia at Eli’s store. In all seriousness, this is an OK pick, but with better players available, the Giants should have moved down a bit. They probably could’ve gotten Engram (or Njoku) a bit later.

Pi’s expert analysis:

 

Oakland Raiders: Gareon Conley, CB, Ohio State: A or F. Maybe A? Grade
Whoooaaaa… This is crazy. I don’t even know how to grade this, in case you couldn’t tell.

I never thought Gareon Conley would be chosen in the first round in the wake of his rape allegations. It’s worth noting that several teams thought the charge was bogus, as Conley interviewed extremely well at the combine and everywhere else. The thing is, you never know about a person, and Conley could be guilty. He hasn’t even met with police yet. If Conley is charged and found guilty, this will go down as one of the worst first-round picks ever. However, Conley is an amazing prospect, so if he’s found innocent, Oakland’s defense will improve tremendously. Thus, the Raiders are getting an “A” or an “F.” I don’t know.

Pi’s Expert Analysis:

Must have been tough for them choosing between all the criminals available.

 

Updates for rounds 2+:

 

Green Bay Packers: Kevin King, CB, Washington: A Grade
There was some speculation that Kevin King could’ve gone toward the end of the first round. I had him going No. 24 to the Raiders, and I thought he was a very realistic target for the Packers in the first frame. They could’ve taken him with the 29th pick, but they moved down and still filled a need by selecting a player at very good value. King has great size and athleticism, which is exactly what Green Bay looks for.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Dalvin Cook, RB, Florida State: A+ Grade
This might end up being the best pick in the 2017 NFL Draft. The fact that Dalvin Cook fell this far is ridiculous. I know he tested very poorly at the combine, but his vision, which isn’t taken into account via the analytics, is excellent. It’s an extremely important trait for a running back. The Vikings signed Latavius Murray, but no one really considers him to be a viable starter. Cook can be, and he’s a top-15 talent to boot. Great job by Minnesota with this selection.

 

Chicago Bears: Adam Shaheen, TE, Ashland: KIELBASA CHEESESTEAK MILLEN Grade
Ugh. Adam Sheehan? He’s a freak athlete … but that’s about it. I had him in the fourth round, as he’s a project. This is a major reach, and it doesn’t even fill a prominent need. The Bears had to find a tight end eventually because of Zach Miller’s injury history, but Chicago had other glaring holes to address.

 

Detroit Lions: Jalen Tabor, CB, Florida: B+ Grade
Remember when Jalen Tabor was a first-round pick? I certainly remember, but he killed his once-fantastic draft stock with off-the-field issues and a horribly slow 40 time in the pre-draft process. It’s not a surprise he dropped this far, and I thought he could fall even further. I think there’s some value with Tabor, but I’m not crazy about this pick. It makes sense, though.

New York Giants: Dalvin Tomlinson, DT, Alabama: C+ Grade
I had Dalvin Tomlinson in the third round, so I think this is a little bit early for the Alabama product. Tomlinson definitely fills a need, as New York had to replace Johnathan Hankins. However, I think they could’ve taken a better player and filled their linebacker need by selecting Zach Cunningham. It’s odd that the Giants have passed on him twice.

Oakland Raiders: Obi Melifonwu, S/CB, Connecticut: A+ Grade
The only question I have is how the Raiders will plan on using Obi Melifonwu, as he’s a Swiss Army Knife, capable of playing so many roles in a defense. He’s extremely athletic and versatile, so I’m shocked that he lasted this long. I thought he could’ve gone as early as No. 21 overall! This is another great steal for the Raiders, who could have one of the top secondaries in the NFL if both of their draft picks thus far pan out.
Read more at http://walterfootball.com/nfldraftgrades2.php#p8mhfiTlhiRdOhDd.99

 

Green Bay Packers: Josh Jones, S, N.C. State: A Grade
Here’s another talented safety to go in the second round. Josh Jones is a very athletic player whom I had going off the board in the middle of the second round. The Packers are getting with some solid value with Jones at this juncture. He also fills a need, as Green Bay lost Micah Hyde to free agency. He’s a very nice replacement for Hyde.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Pat Elflein, C, Ohio State: C Grade
I loved Minnesota’s first pick. This one? Not so much. The Vikings moved up in the third round to select a fourth-round prospect, so I don’t really like this move. I don’t hate it though, as there aren’t very many good offensive linemen, and Minnesota is desperate. Pat Elflein can start at guard right away and eventually move to center in a couple of years.

 

New York Giants: Davis Webb, QB, California: A- Grade
I mocked Davis Webb to the Giants in the second round, so I obviously love this value. Webb should’ve gone earlier than this, as he actually has more upside than Jared Goff. He’s a lot like Goff in that he needs to work on the mental part of his game, but he has a great arm. The difference could be that Webb is more serious about being a pro. If so, he might be able to replace the declining memorabilia salesman the Giants currently have at quarterback.

 

Oakland Raiders: Eddie Vanderdoes, DT, UCLA: B+ Grade
Once upon a time, Eddie Vanderdoes was a first-round pick. I’m actually pretty sure I had him in the opening frame in my initial 2017 NFL Mock Draft. Unfortunately for Vanderdoes, he has endured so many injuries throughout his career. If he can stay healthy – and that’s a huge “if” – he can be a very solid starter for the Raiders. This pick is risky, given the durability concerns, but he’s worth taking a shot on in the second half of the third round.

 

Green Bay Packers: Montravius Adams, DE/DT, Auburn: B Grade
I thought Montravius Adams was going to be chosen a bit earlier than this, as he’s an athletic, interior pass-rusher. However, he struggles to defend the run and doesn’t have a very good motor, so I’m not crazy about this pick. I think it’s fine, as he can be a decent rotational defensive lineman.

 

Detroit Lions: Kenny Golladay, WR, Northern Illinois: D Grade
The bad picks are beginning to come in! This isn’t quite a Millen grade – although it is Detroit taking a receiver – but it’s still pretty discouraging to see something like this. Kenny Golladay has nice hands and won’t drop many passes as a result, but he struggles to run routes, which is very important. Golladay is raw and may not be ready to contribute for quite some time, making this a dubious selection.

 

Green Bay Packers: Vince Biegel, LB, Wisconsin: B+ Grade
Vince Biegel seems like a nice pick for the Packers. They’ve needed inside linebacker help seemingly forever, and he could finally fill that void. He could also rush the passer in a pinch. I had Biegel going around this range, so Green Bay deserves a good grade

 

Minnesota Vikings: Jaleel Johnson, DT, Iowa: B+ Grade
Make that two solid picks to start off the fourth round. The Vikings had to address defensive tackle with Sharrif Floyd’s future in question. Jaleel Johnson is a solid 4-3 nose tackle who can stuff the run very well. I had him going later in the fourth round, so the range is right

 

Chicago Bears: Eddie Jackson, S, Alabama: B Grade
The Bears moved up five spots for this selection, and the Bears finally get their safety. Better late than never, I guess. Eddie Jackson is an instinctive safety who has special-teams ability. Unfortunately, he has injury concerns. He’s worth the risk in the fourth round, however

 

Chicago Bears: Tarik Cohen, RB, North Carolina A&T: FLY, KIELBASA, FLY MILLEN Grade
The Bears had an awful draft heading into Day 3, and that has continued, apparently. Tarik Cohen was a late-round prospect at best, and I had him as a UDFA. Cohen is a very, very poor man’s Darren Sproles, but may not make the roster. I’m not sure what Chicago is doing.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Ben Gedeon, LB, Michigan: B- Grade
It’s no surprise the Vikings are selecting a linebacker, as they needed a replacement for Chad Greenway. Ben Gedeon is not indestructible as one might think, but he was productive at Michigan, albeit in 14 starts. He’s an average athlete, so he projects as a potential solid backup or low-end starter.

 

Detroit Lions: Jalen Reeves-Maybin, LB, Tennessee: C Grade
I’m shocked the Lions selected a player with a poor 3-cone time. Jalen Reeves-Maybin barely played last year because of a shoulder injury, so I expected him to go later on Day 3. This seems like a reach, though not an egregious one. Reeves-Maybin seems like a career special-teamer.

 

Detroit Lions: Michael Roberts, TE, Toledo: B Grade
Michael Roberts was very productive at Toledo this past season, but doesn’t have much experience beyond that. He’s also a poor blocker, and he didn’t test well at the combine. Roberts makes sense here in the fourth round, however, as he could emerge as a reliable pass-catcher for Matthew Stafford.

 

New York Giants: Wayne Gallman, RB, Clemson: B- Grade
Wayne Gallman made his debut in my mock draft as a second-round pick for the Giants back in September. He has fallen steadily since, and he ended as a fifth-rounder. Gallman catches the ball well, but doesn’t really have any other positive attributes. He really needs to improve his pass-protection skills to get on the field.

 

Detroit Lions: Jamal Agnew, CB, San Diego: D Grade
I had Jamal Agnew as a UDFA, so I’m not a fan of this pick. I won’t give any team a Millen at this juncture, but it’s close. Agnew is not a very good athlete, and he’s only 5-9, so he could really struggle to make the roster.

 

New York Giants: Avery Moss, DE, Youngstown State: D Grade
As mentioned before, I’m not going to give out Millen grades in the fifth round, so the Giants are spared. It makes sense that they added an edge rusher, but Avery Moss was kicked out of Nebraska and also tested poorly in pre-draft workouts. I don’t know what the upside is with this pick.

 

Oakland Raiders: Marquel Lee, LB, Wake Forest: C+ Grade
Marquel Lee was a productive player at Wake Forest. I had him in the sixth round, so the range is pretty close. However, Lee tested poorly during the pre-draft process, so he could just be an average backup and a special-teamer in the pros.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Rodney Adams, WR, South Florida: C- Grade
Rodney Adams was a fringe draftable prospect, so this is way too early for him. Adams was very productive at South Florida, but he dropped way too many passes and also had issues with fumbling. The Vikings needed a receiver to challenge Laquon Treadwell, but I don’t think Adams can do that.

 

Green Bay Packers: DeAngelo Yancey, WR, Purdue: B- Grade
DeAngelo Yancey drew a lot of interest prior to the draft, so even though I had him in the sixth round, I’m not surprised that he was taken a bit earlier. Yancey struggled with passes at Purdue, but he tested well, so there’s upside. The Packers may need a replacement for Davante Adams next year.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Danny Isidora, G, Miami: A- Grade
I had Danny Isidora off the board 36 picks earlier than this, so I really like the value the Vikings are getting with him. Isidora tested poorly at the combine, but has some very good tape from his time at Miami. The Vikings needed an interior lineman, so Isidora could potentially start at some point for them.

 

Green Bay Packers: Aaron Jones, RB, UTEP: A Grade
I like this pick a lot, and I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Aaron Jones becomes Green Bay’s starting running back at some point. He was productive at UTEP and displayed good vision, and then he went on to test at an extremely high level during the pre-draft process. He easily could’ve been chosen much earlier than this, so I think Green Bay got a steal.

 

New York Giants: Adam Bisnowaty, OT/G, Pittsburgh: A- Grade
Adam Bisnowaty has a wrestling background, which some teams like in their linemen. Unfortunately, Bisnowaty lacks any sort of athleticism, so he may have to move to guard. Still, Bisnowaty is a smart, powerful lineman, and I thought he would go a round earlier than this. I like this pick, as Bisnowaty potentially fills a need at guard.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Bucky Hodges, TE, Virginia Tech: A+ Grade
I love this pick in the sixth round, even though the Vikings didn’t need a tight end. Hodges is still learning how to play the position, but he has major potential because of his excellent athleticism. The Vikings are swinging for the fences here, as Hodges could be a solid starter at some point. He could also do nothing, but getting someone who could’ve snuck into the second day this late seems like a great move.

 

Detroit Lions: Jeremiah Ledbetter, DE, Arkansas: B- Grade
I didn’t have Jeremiah Ledbetter getting drafted, but I easily could have, as Ledbetter is a long-armed defensive end with solid athleticism. He didn’t have the greatest production at Arkansas, but he has potential.

Green Bay Packers: Kofi Amichia, G/OT, South Florida: C Grade
With several guards hitting free agency after this season, I thought the Packers would address the position earlier than this. I also thought they’d obtain a better player than Kofi Amichia. I didn’t have Amichia getting drafted, and he wasn’t on my board. He played tackle in South Florida, but will need to learn a new position in Green Bay.

Detroit Lions: Brad Kaaya, QB, Miami: B+ Grade
Brad Kaaya would be the top quarterback prospect in this class if he could play seven-on-sevens with a clean pocket the whole time. Unfortunately for Kaaya, that’s not realistic. He has zero pocket awareness, so he has a lot of work to do if he wants to be a viable quarterback in the NFL. He does have the potential though, so I like the Lions picking him with the idea of trading him if they can develop him.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Stacy Coley, WR, Miami: C- Grade
Stacy Coley was productive at Miami, but teams questioned his effort and passion for football. I wouldn’t have wanted to draft someone like that at any point. This might end up being the worst pick in the seventh round for that reason.

Minnesota Vikings: Ifeadi Odenigbo, DE, Northwestern: B+ Grade
This Minnesota selection is much better. Ifeadi Odenigbo displayed terrific athleticism in pre-draft workouts, and he also happened to be productive at Northwestern. It wouldn’t surprise me if he became a solid contributor at some point for the Vikings.

 

Oakland Raiders: Shalom Luani, S, Washington State: C+ Grade
The Raiders can say hello to a new special-teamer of theirs in Shalom Luani. The Washington State product struggled with tackling in college, and he doesn’t have the great athleticism for it, so perhaps Oakland will be saying goodbye quite soon.

 

Oakland Raiders: Jylan Ware, OT, Alabama State: B+ Grade
Here’s another “swing for the fences” pick. Not much is known about Jylan Ware, aside from his unbelivable 4.99 40 time for a player at his size (6-8, 317). He’s worth taking a chance on this late.

 

Minnesota Vikings: Elijah Lee, LB, Kansas State: A- Grade
Elijah Lee is a bit undersized (6-3, 229), and he’ll be a liability against the run, but he projects as a solid coverage linebacker in sub packages. I had him going in the fifth round, so I like the value the Vikings are getting in the final frame.

Green Bay Packers: Devante Mays, RB, Utah State: C Grade
I liked Green Bay’s other running back picks, but not this one. Devante Mays has some upside – he posted a 40.5-inch vertical – but I didn’t have him anywhere close to being drafted. The Packers could’ve gotten him as a UDFA.

Oakland Raiders: Elijah Hood, RB, North Carolina: A- Grade
Elijah Hood is not exactly the new sheriff in town because Marshawn Lynch was signed to be the new starter, but Hood has the potential to be the top back down the road. I had Hood slotted in the fifth round, so I like this value. Hood isn’t very athletic, but he’s a powerful between-the-tackles carrier.

Oakland Raiders: Treyvon Hester, DT, Toledo: B+ Grade
The Steelers showed interest in Treyvon Hester, but the Raiders broke their cross-country rivals’ hearts by snatching him off the board. The Raiders have such a need at defensive tackle that Hester could see playing time soon as a situational pass-rusher.

Minnesota Vikings: Jack Tocho, CB, N.C. State: B- Grade
I didn’t have Jack Tocho in my mock draft, but I considered him when I generated my seventh round. You can never have enough cornerback depth, and the Vikings are getting a player with leadership skills who happens to fit their scheme

Green Bay Packers: Malachi Dupre, WR, LSU: A+ Grade
It’s crazy that Malachi Dupre dropped this far. I’ve had Dupre slotted in the third round pretty consistently, though I did move him into the fourth frame at the end. There are some separation questions with Dupre, but one thing that is for certain is that at 6-foot-3, he’s a vertical threat in the end zone. Davante Adams will be a free agent after 2017, and the Packers could have Dupre replace him in 2018.

Detroit Lions: Pat O’Connor, DE, Eastern Michigan: C+ Grade
I didn’t have Pat O’Connor on my board, so I’m not a big fan of this pick. I don’t hate it though, as O’Connor has great leadership skills and could contribute on special teams.

 

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Pi
  • Pi

    That McKinley kid seems like a nice fellow.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I think GB will take Quincy Wilson (CB out of Florida). Anyone who is named “Quincy” has to be tough just to live that long.

    • Mr. Horse

      Ted will try to cut the most advantageous tradeout deal before taking anyone at 33.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Classic TT.

  • 12alegend4ever

    TT, with all these years of later picks, must feel like the guy at the end of the buffet line wondering what food will be left when his turn comes up.

  • Brew_City

    LOL Bears

    • Brew_City

      shits still funny

      • 12alegend4ever

        Desperate people make desperate decisions.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    How many 4th round picks we got now 3?

    • Mr. Horse

      Round 2 (No. 33 overall)

      Round 2 (No. 61 overall)

      Round 3 (No. 93 overall)

      Round 4 (No. 108 overall)

      Round 4 (No. 134 overall)

      Round 5 (No. 172 overall)

      Round 5 (No. 182 overall)

      Round 6: (No. 212 overall)

      Round 7: (No. 247 overall)

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I can dig that alot

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m not counting on picking 1st in the 2nd. So

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Can’t lie Ted’s 2nd and 4th round picks have been……astonishing.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Nick Collins Jordy cobb baktashi Lang Sutton mike Daniels Hayward *house* lacy Adams *Jake Ryan*

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    What 3 of our 1st round picks were good. (Great rodgers)

    • Mr. Horse

      CMIII, Bulaga, Raji, HHCD

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Yeaaaa but look at all of the 2nd and 4th rounds

        • Mr. Horse

          Wizard at OL & WR in those rounds

  • Pi

    Jordy if you were a booger I’d pick you.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Back to work peace izzzout

  • Hooza

    I thought I would really miss cutlet but I think it’s gonna be okay after all.

    • Bartz

      From one “Gunslinger” to another

      • 12alegend4ever

        When did the Bears last have a truly great QB?

        • 12alegend4ever

          Sid Luckman?

          • Bartz

            Maybe

        • Bartz

          Cutler was probably their best ever.

          • 12alegend4ever

            Talented, yes. Great, no.

          • Bartz

            I would pick Cutler over Sid

          • Mr. Horse

            Cutler’s best season PR: 97.1
            Luckman’s: 107.5

          • Bartz

            Still would probably go with Cutler.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Sid Luckman led the Bears to four NFL championships. You can toss out the two during WWII, but that’s still two more than Cutler.

    • Mr. Horse

      Why? Other teams were in the same fix during WWII.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I can see it both ways. Some say Don Hudson’s great seasons during the Big War are tainted too. Luckman’s best rating was in 1943. Do you feel that the reduced talent pool had no impact at all?

  • Bartz

    I hate using championships to define a QB.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Ty Detmer disagrees.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Rapoport comments on GB Pick ===>>>>

    QB DeShone Kizer is showing up on other boards and the pick trade rumors are flying. Sounds like a trip to heaven for old TT.

    • Brew_City

      *gets pitchfork ready*

      • 12alegend4ever

        TT must be saying “Eeny, Meany, Miney, Mo….”

        • Mr. Horse

          Sharpening the knives.

  • Mr. Horse
    • 12alegend4ever

      Watt for?

  • Mr. Horse
  • 12alegend4ever

    ESPN reports QB Kizer is on the Giants draft board. Which, of course, means nothing when you consider how often ESPN is wrong.

  • JoeNo

    Has tt traded back yet?!?!

    • Mr. Horse

      Not official till it’s blogged by Ian Rapoport

      • 12alegend4ever

        lol

    • 12alegend4ever

      Ever the master, TT will leave all on pins and needles, in hopes another will panic. You’ll just have to wait.

  • 12alegend4ever

    “I truly believe that Mitchell Trubinsky will become as great as me.” – Blaine Gabbert

    • JoeNo

      That was one of the all time fleecing by the 9ers. Bears just spent 300k on a used prius.

  • Mark Gormley

    It was nice if this guy to save Lanzo’s life, I guess.

    https://twitter.com/king5seattle/status/857996608146997250

    • 12alegend4ever

      All those in favor say “aye”….

      *crickets chirping*

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Did you run these people over?

    • 12alegend4ever

      This was shot just before they were shot by the ISIS.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Perhaps they were waving down a beer truck.

  • Alias Number One™

    Still waiting for my 1st round pick!

  • Alias Number One™

    I can feel it. We will take another white fullback at 33.

    • Bartz

      Probably not taking anybody at 33

      • Alias Number One™

        We could’ve gotten a negro!

  • okxcy

    Packers win by not playing!

  • Mark Gormley

    Who wants a roofie colada?

  • JoeNo
  • Mr. Horse

    Packers will have had 20 hours to look at the board & evaluate if there’s one who’s worth more than more picks. Horse got no issue with this at all.

    Meanwhile they’ll have had 20 hours to work teams for the best trade they can get.

    Any nigga thinks this is bad, come see me.

    • Mr. Horse

      Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter ====>
      Chargers, Jets and Buccaneers amongst the teams calling Packers, interesting in trading up for top pick in second round, per source.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Interview went awesome. Starts out like 15k a year more then I make now and better promotions

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Giving HJs

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Close

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I’m jealous

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Just like the bears to pick a stupid Pollack

  • Matt Mosley 69

    The packers need to draft the LB with the longest blonde hair in round 2

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Have to keep AR happy

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m here for a free handjob.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Cook has off field issues.

  • hawkshaw

    why take cook when the packers rely on aarons arm for wins

  • Alias Number One™

    I give two shits about off field issues. 75% of these fuckers are criminals that just haven’t been caught.

  • hawkshaw

    does it really matter ,our owner is a known drug addict ,pi

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s just so sad that his team failed to get a TE last night.

  • hawkshaw

    got my brandy ready for when ted trades back and we end up with all 32 picks in the seventh round

    • Alias Number One™

      I would think you would be on the Joe Mixon train since he is part of the Slappahoe Tribe.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    horse says spend a high second on a guy to run out the clock

  • Pi

    Almost time for a future bust.

  • hawkshaw

    guy on the radio said kevin king should go in the first six picks today ,so if ted fucks around and trades back to much ,he might miss on a good cb

    • Pi

      No one here believes your tepee has a radio.

      • Pi

        Maybe the pick up on your lawn though…

        • hawkshaw

          which one

      • hawkshaw

        same could be said for a igloo

  • hawkshaw

    hey , i am slowly getting rid of my yard art

  • hawkshaw

    not like i have a trudeau statue in my yard

    • Pi

      Well there’s your problem.

  • Brew_City

    can’t wait to watch us trade again. WOO

    • Alias Number One™

      I am overflowing with excitement myself!

  • Pi
  • Alias Number One™

    Fucking Whiners get Thomas AND Foster. We got a 4th round pick.

  • Alias Number One™

    How long is the clock tonight? 5 minutes?

    • okxcy

      4.5

      • Alias Number One™

        Did you have to measure?

    • Brew_City

      7 mins

  • hawkshaw

    ya suppose 31 teams will be calling the bears tonight

    • okxcy

      to laugh at them

      • hawkshaw

        er ,32 bidding against themselves

  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      nice mullet ,looks like jordys brother

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    joe mixon

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hello guys I scored a 48 and a 61 bowling

    • Alias Number One™

      Skills!

  • okxcy

    GB drafted vince young

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Then I think I tore tendons in my hand.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Remember when you fell for this scam twice? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • Pi

    Jordy you won’t get this joke.
    http://i.imgur.com/Dh9Kxd1.jpg

  • Alias Number One™

    Those are Oregon plates.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo stalking you again?

      • Alias Number One™

        I would tie that fucking hippie to the kart rack right there with his own beard!

        • Mark Gormley

          Or you could just bang garbage can lids together.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol everyone else’s *war room* guys are wearing suits.
    Ours….sweat pants and t shirts.

    • Alias Number One™

      That is what they wore all night!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Woooooooooooo

  • Bartz

    Corner

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    SIX FOOT 3 OMG

  • okxcy

    jolly green giant

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hes the tallest man in packer history. During TT tenur

  • Hooza

    Is he colored?

  • Alias Number One™

    NIce!

  • hawkshaw

    4.3 forty

    • Hooza

      Better than 4.5

  • Pi

    Go ahead and fuck this up by not trading 4 picks to move up one spot.

  • Mark Gormley

    But what of his skills on the basketball court?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Is 6 foot 3 like OK tho? Thatz too tall.

    • Hooza

      It’s all in the hips

    • Bartz

      Gotta stop Jones

    • Alias Number One™

      All the receivers are 6′ 5″ so…

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Meh, not a huge fan of King.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    He talks like he’s gay..nice

  • hawkshaw

    he ,4.7 could cover the vike rcvrs

  • Pi

    More like Kevin Queen. Amirite? Amirite?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I wish kevin king was my height.

    • Hooza

      I wish he was my blanket

  • Pi
  • Hooza

    Super Bowl Champs. No doubt.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I guess the Seahawks wanted kevin king lol fagz

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Future HOF – kevin king

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Did we even have computers in our “war room”

  • Hooza

    In Ted we trust. FireTed Thompson.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    now get Mixon Ted

    • Hooza

      Itmtbs?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        TIMTBS

        • Hooza

          Fapping*

  • hawkshaw

    vince biegel

  • hawkshaw

    jordy pulled a hand muscle ,you gonna help him fap ,pi

  • Hooza

    I had pork hocks for supper, so I win regardless.

    • hawkshaw

      no , not unless you include some hamms beers with those hocks

      • Hooza

        They still make that shit?

        • hawkshaw

          ask jordy

          • Hooza

            Sees all tells all

  • hawkshaw

    stinky white men

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Agreed. I bowled with 4 Mexicans

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pork hocks with sauerkraut is good.

    • Hooza

      Fer shizzle

  • Hooza

    He is tall. I wonder if they meant Kevin Hart.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Jordy the lab technician.
    Has a nice ring to it.

    • Hooza

      Fap technician, damn auto correct.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Close enough

        • Hooza

          We know what you meant

  • hawkshaw

    fart blossoms

    • hawkshaw

      hocks are as bad as blubber

      • Hooza

        Maybe you tasting them wrong.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Sweet and Sauer hocks are good too

      • Hooza

        Maaka hoomik hikiske

  • okxcy

    mosley is busy slurping turds

    • hawkshaw

      and eli;s grey balls

  • hawkshaw

    goddamm krauts

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Making way better inventions then natives.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawkshaw probably owns a Volkswagen jetta

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      That runs off vegi oil

      • hawkshaw

        gmc suburban ,diesel boy

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Enviroment ruiner

        • Mr. Horse

          Do it run off KFC grease?

  • hawkshaw

    course if you where part canuck like pi it would be horse hocks

  • hawkshaw

    350 ,400 horsepower peons

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      You race it?
      MeNs nothing to me.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawkshaw is the most white man Americanized native American ever

    • Hooza

      Oneidas notwithstanding

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I hope republicans cut funding to your faget reservations

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Dalvin Cook to the VIkings

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Dalvin rhymes with you are a faget

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        my nigga

  • hawkshaw

    vikes move up

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Why do the Vikings always move up
    And how do they even have any draft picks after 4 years ago

    • Hooza

      Are they still paying for Herschel Walker?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I PRAY the bears draft another Qb

    • Hooza

      Only if they trade everything to move up a spot to take a guy nobody wants

  • okxcy

    gravy just creamed his pants

    • Hooza

      Yaaaaas

  • hawkshaw

    new captain of the love boat

    • Hooza

      Congratulations

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    WHY ARE TEAMS STILL SIGNING TED GINN JR

  • Mr. Horse

    Vikings needed a RB to take heat off Bradford after mortgaging the farm to get him.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      didnt they sign Latavius Murray. what a dumb idea to trade up for Cook, imo

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Agreed. But now they pulled a bears

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Trade up….for a position you signed.

          • Hooza

            They could have traded down and still got that guy

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            They could of waited til the udfa

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          nothing will ever be that bad

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I have not read one good review in the bears draft pick.

    • Mr. Horse

      If he works out you will. No one knows yet.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Stop

        • Mr. Horse

          Ima give it solid C

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Bad horse bad.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Too bad glennon is only guaranteed 2.5mil threw 2018

  • okxcy

    jordy did you listen to that chicago sports talk radio station today?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Nah I listened to Wilde and tausch

      • Hooza

        While drinking leinenkugels

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I saw alot of people mad at TT….I loved it. And went to sleep happy.

  • hawkshaw

    krauts lost two world wars

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I actually was a static about him trading for 2nd and 4th round picks

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      for sure. TT fleeced Cleveland

    • Hooza

      Ecstatic

      • Hooza

        I’m shallow and pedantic

  • okxcy

    even an honor guard of soldiers didn’t stop goodell from getting boo’d

  • Pi

    I was for for a second there. Almost 10 minutes past without you guys circle jerking your troops.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I jerked off on trishes butthole

      • Pi

        I approve.

  • hawkshaw

    only thing that will save hin is to bring trump out to announce

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Your mouth jerked me off

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Awful Achilles injury?? Gross.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I jerked off on Lanzo couch.
    And some how grew a goat person. Alot of vagina juices on there from goats

  • Hooza

    Do you guys flush before buttsecks, or let him in all poopy?

    • Pi

      I let him go in shallow and pedantic.

  • okxcy

    I jerked off in gormley’s microwave

  • hawkshaw

    punter

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Please just announce the pick.

    • okxcy

      Predators 0 – Blues 0

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Who?

    • Bartz

      They drafted your dad

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Worlds slowest tight end.

    • hawkshaw

      er richard rogers

      • JoeNo

        Eric Ebron would give you a high five but his stone hands would break your hands.

  • hawkshaw

    and tom crabtree could win a ugliest dog contest

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    What college erred high school did that guy come from

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ashland university has like 10 fans in its stands

  • Mark Gormley

    My microwave!!!

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Did it make a man wave baby

    • okxcy

      you said you wanted everything to be creamy

  • hawkshaw

    tree hugging hippie

  • Mark Gormley

    First some jizzes all over my microwave and now I can’t find the remote for my AppleTV. Thanks a lot, Mosley.

    • JoeNo

      apple tv? freakin hipsters (jew)
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/sqjAVdr.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    hawk how many hippies did you punch today?

    • hawkshaw

      not one yet ,waiting to internet punch some west coast wine drinkers yet

  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      Garbage canadian watch, can’t even take it 100m underwater

      • hawkshaw

        nafta

      • Pi

        Canadian watch? American watch?
        All made in China.

        • hawkshaw

          hairy canuck wrist thou

  • Mark Gormley

    Well, Kizer’s career is over.

  • JoeNo

    Here comes a TE

    • Mark Gormley

      Or maybe a punter.

  • hawkshaw

    5.2 forty

    • JoeNo

      At least he can cover the Vikings WRs

  • Pi

    Sounds like they just drafted a corner from Al Queda.

    • Pi

      In my humble unbiased opinion, Teez Tabor > Kevin King.

  • okxcy

    taboring

  • Mark Gormley

    His 40 times doesn’t matter because the Lions pass defense is all about holding.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/lFpGhjX.jpg[/img]

      • hawkshaw

        so your sAYING HE;S SLOWER THEN RICARD ROGERS

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s never gonna get his TE.

    • JoeNo

      lol

    • Hooza

      It’s about the journey, not the destination.

  • okxcy

    gormley don’t make me fap in your toaster next!

    • Hooza

      No, I’m next.

  • hawkshaw

    fuck mosely

    • Hooza

      With a big rubber dick

      • hawkshaw

        bbc

  • Mark Gormley

    Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    ha ,raiders added marshall newhouse

    • Mark Gormley

      SB or bust!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    If I get this job I wonder if they will let me use the computers to blog.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      And ill ask for a cool scientist jacket.

    • Mark Gormley

      Make Pi buy you a laptop to take to work with you.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    What kind of name is melifonwu looks like me typing malfunction with out spell check

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like an Orleans Darkwa.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol that dumb nigga

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    That guy is a weird athletic freak it appears.

  • hawkshaw

    sorry r8r ,BUST

    • JoeNo

      Don’t apologize, I enjoy her bust.

      • hawkshaw

        proper english language ,that means she has one huge tittie

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I just tweeters r8r 🙂

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy’s real name is Raekwon.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      The chef?

  • JoeNo

    Did the seahawks draft a guy named pussy?

  • Mark Gormley

    Another guy for RW not see over.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Wtf are these names

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo named all of them.

  • okxcy

    Ai Bang Mai Ni

  • Mark Gormley

    Reesy wants to bang this guy.

    • Mark Gormley

      And Pi wants to get banged by him.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Bill Nye the faget guy

  • JoeNo

    Packers about ready to trade back

    • hawkshaw

      oh no,no wide out coming up

  • Pi

    Ha this nigga missed a career as a wrestling bad guy.

    • Mark Gormley

      I usually hate people who play the heel, but fuck Philly.

    • JoeNo

      Scott Hall was the man

  • Mark Gormley

    This is actually pretty funny.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      That was funny

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Another cool name

  • hawkshaw

    in your face philly

    • Mark Gormley

      Raekwon spent himself on my microwave.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Huh….

    • JoeNo

      Dom Capers new brilliant exotic 1-1-9 defense.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol

  • okxcy

    JJ

    • Mark Gormley

      Jizz Jizz?

  • Pi

    Terrible, terrible pick.

    • Mark Gormley

      He probably sucks at holding.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So. He was projected first round too?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I was in shock. But he looks like a big hitter and Hyde replacement

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      So I dig it.

  • Pi

    I hope he falls down the stage and breaks his femur.

    • okxcy

      goodell?

    • Mark Gormley

      Jim Caldwell is going to fall asleep on his podium one of these days.

      • Pi

        No way. Caldwell is too conservative to take the stairs to get there.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol my wife said ?DOO DOO?

  • hawkshaw

    well 809 in the league in pass defense last year

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I dig the pick.

  • okxcy

    hawk just cracked open his second blackberry wine cooler
    prepare for a flurry of shitposting

    • Mark Gormley

      Thank you for the warning, Raekwon.

  • okxcy

    I have been promoted to blasian

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    He also saw snaps at cornerback and linebacker and lined up all over the formation as NC State’s version of Jalen Ramsey

    • Mr. Horse

      Able to play strong or free safety. Fluid in coverage and exceptional tackler.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Capers wet dream

        • Mr. Horse

          Yup. Packers love the switch hitters.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Who doesn’t tho. Versitily is key

      • Mark Gormley

        Sounds like everything the Bears hate in player.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Instead of peppers we got that guy.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ok I guess I’m more in shock that’s 2 DBs above 6 ft

  • Mark Gormley

    Does this guy diddle kids too?

  • hawkshaw

    would you rather have 1-15 ,for a high draft pick

    • Mark Gormley

      The Lions did that for a few years and they have nothing to show for it–besides Stafford’s bewbs.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    now that almost the entire secondary is 1st and 2nd round picks, they better not finish bottom 5 again

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      He should have went to Lambuea, he would have gotten a chorus of cheers.

      • Mr. Horse

        anything is better than getting the 1st pick in the 4th round for free.

  • Mark Gormley

    Raekwon Beauregard Davis IX

  • Pi

    1st round results.
    Mel Kiper got 2 picks right.
    Todd McShay got 4 picks right.
    http://i.imgur.com/f9hy5fV.gif

    • JoeNo

      I was wondering where R8R was at

    • Mark Gormley

      So, in my mock mock draft–in which I said anus several times–, I got at least many picks right as draft “expert” Mel Kiper?

      • Pi

        Yes because Dalvin Cook is an asshole.

    • Mr. Horse

      CBS Prisco: Kevin King, A+

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    STRENGTHS: Looks the part with his height, length and build. Explodes out of a cannon on his tackling angles, accelerating in a flash. Speedy in pursuit to track down ballcarriers from behind. Aggressive hug-and-finish tackler in the open field. Creates stopping power with his downhill demeanor. Physical take-on skills to attack and tear through blocks. Evades blocks with bobs and weaves, finding the ballcarrier in the lane. Quick diagnose skills to sense what is about to happen, keeping his eyes on the prize. Steady at the catch point to find the ball and finish interceptions. Versatile experience across the secondary, including inside cornerback and both safety spots (32 career starts). Improved focus, work habits and maturity in 2016, showing better accountability.WEAKNESSES: Upright in his movements, lacking sink to smoothly redirect his momentum. Late to flip and attach to receivers in coverage, losing momentum to wasted steps. Bites on the backfield action. Anticipates well, but he is still learning how to recognize various limbs on the route tree. Struggles with double moves and combos. Needs to tweak his tackling technique to consistently wrap and finish. Pad level can be problematic at times. Wild hands when taking on contact, allowing blockers to attack his chest and drive him backwards. –

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Key strength
    Aggressive hug-and-finish tackler in the open field.

    • okxcy

      everyone likes hugs

      • JoeNo

        What a fag
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/e7aZ9YS.gif[/img]

    • Mr. Horse

      +++++++++

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Did I mention josh jones key strength
    Aggressive hug-and-finish tackler in the open field.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I hope I mentioned Josh Jones FINISHES tackles.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m jerky off on my phone of a picture of him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Why boo the Browns? It’s like booing a developmentally disabled kid.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah, but I am sure that dude has a better jump shot.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Looks like hes gonna have to teach to finish tackles and always go for the ball (watched high lights)

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    How is it possible we got TWO six plus foot DBs

    • Mark Gormley

      Obama.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I forgot Rollins and Randall hts

    • okxcy

      they were a stretch

      • Mark Gormley

        Boo…

  • Mark Gormley

    Goes down too easy.

    • okxcy

      just like vegas’ mom

      • Mark Gormley

        Jesus!

  • Mark Gormley

    The puppy has giardia. (Also known as Jordyism.)

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      The worst. Sorry bro

      • Mark Gormley

        He had a rough Sunday night, but my GF was able to take him to the vet on Monday morning and he’s been good since then. Although he lost a bunch of weight.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          He’ll get it back

          • Mark Gormley

            He’s already back to his usual, crazy self. And he’s been getting dinners of freshly steamed rice and canned dog food.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Lol there’s one food I had to give my dog and it smelled worse then his shits.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pfew Randall and Rollins are 5 11

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Last year today I out down my dog. ;(

    Got a pop up on my phone I never got before from Google *take a look back at last year today*
    Picks of my dog. Wtf

  • hawkshaw

    gotta take my dog in tomorrow at ten so if i drink till dawn two hours of sleep

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      For what

      • hawkshaw

        the abcess on her face started swelling again

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Sorry about that hopes it goes well

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Packers Draft Pick Kevin King Press Conference: “I’m a cheesehead now”
    AMP – 1 hour ago

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Wife had to take her dog to vet yesterday has pink eye.

  • hawkshaw

    this dog is a lot smarter then my old girl

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Your wife?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Zing.

  • hawkshaw

    i saw your wifes pink eye

  • Mark Gormley
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I gave your wife a brown eye

  • hawkshaw

    my boy wants the pack to vince biegel so bad

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Everyone does. I know nothing about him. Feel like he would be like 100% of our ILBs however.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Just there.

      • hawkshaw

        my son went to high school with him

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          No shit. That’s pretty coo.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Not many offensive line men and kickers have gone yet.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ok ill just admit it now. I was a jabrill peppers homer. But I like josh jones now

    • hawkshaw

      you homo

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I like versatile players

        • hawkshaw

          versital positions

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawk you know I went to high school and grammar school with the packers new LB coach

    • hawkshaw

      thats cool also

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Very weird. When I told my dad. My dad was kinda shocked.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Damn guys like 4 years older than me

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      ….

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    19 more picks.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo molested Raekwon’s garden gnomes.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lol I’m so confused now

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Atheltic abila? Or ability

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Wow didn’t realize this.
    Understand that @UWAthletics CB Kevin King will likely be the only draftee that returned for round 2. Tough kid! Won’t be there long tonight

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    On phone w/ #Packers S Josh Jones, home in Atlanta, heard the phone ring w/ #Cowboys on the clock. “I fell to my knees grateful it was GBP”

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    No one wants to be on the cowboys

    • JoeNo

      I’m sure faggots do

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Mosleys into GIANT cocks

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Sign the QB from cal because…..Rodgers.
    – jets owner

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Honestly what kind of cocks is Mosley NOT into

    • Mark Gormley

      Orleans Darkwa.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        ERIK WALDEB

  • hawkshaw

    mosely lusts after the hebrew hammer

    • Mark Gormley

      I wish. I could use a clean asshole and an immaculately pressed wardrobe.

      • hawkshaw

        iron yer socks and underwear

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Roger Goodell just wiped a booger onto a handicapped girl…smh
    (Via: @AlexndrJohnson) https://t.co/4LHftfYs0c

  • hawkshaw

    jews re use condoms

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And wow
    This interception by new #Packers CB Kevin King (@King_kevvoo) vs. Arizona State last year is, well … just watch. #Wow https://t.co/wlmU8RpnZI

    • JoeNo

      I could do that, I just don’t wanna

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Odbj can too

    • hawkshaw

      tall sunbitch

  • Mark Gormley

    Another kid diddler.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Well well well. If it ain’t….mister pickle.

  • gravy_t

    I’ll fuck all of you to death

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t believe you. I’m fucking gross, bro.

  • gravy_t

    left for work at 5:30am….just got home. Ima drink myself to death tonight

    • Mark Gormley

      I think Hawk is falling in and out of consciousness.

  • hawkshaw

    i;am here you squishy pants white men

    • Mark Gormley

      Welcome back.

      • hawkshaw

        what ,guy can’t make a drink

  • okxcy

    death by snu snu

    • Mark Gormley

      +1 middle school joke.

      • gravy_t

        you get a downvote for this

        • Mark Gormley

          Why you gotta do me like that?

          • gravy_t

            Don’t you EVER disrespect Futurama

          • Mark Gormley

            I’d forgot about that. My friend seriously did tell a joke that used the snu snu punchline before Futurama even came out.

          • Mark Gormley

            Snu snu referred to buttsex though.

          • gravy_t

            always hipster stuff with you Seattle fgts

          • Mark Gormley

            But I grew up in a suburb of Denver.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My pants are squishy from anal juices and seamen cum

    • Mark Gormley

      I know. I’ve installed in a camera in your microwave too.

  • hawkshaw

    fuckin homos

    • hawkshaw

      looking at you ,pi

  • gravy_t

    I hope TT grabs Foreman

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been thinking the same thing. So that makes you a hipster, faget.

  • Mark Gormley

    Good to see Mort back.

  • hawkshaw

    would be good to see nine fingers back

    • okxcy

      who’s down with JPP?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Snu snu:-)

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Raekwon…

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I hope TT grabs mike mayok by the pussy

  • gravy_t

    how you gays like the King pick? I like it.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I like josh jones.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        But that’s because I wanted jabrill peppers since I know no one or cared as much this year (just didn’t want a weirdo that plays golf)

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You loose. Gravy.

    • gravy_t

      yup

  • gravy_t

    FUCK

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    All I know
    I did NOT want some fucking DE or Whatever tj watt plays.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m so sick of these outside guys.

  • hawkshaw

    eh ,teds last two db’s are apperently busts

  • gravy_t

    He was a poor man’s Eddie Lacy’s, Marshaw Lynch-like Darren Sproles.

  • okxcy

    loose lips sink ships

  • gravy_t

    Facebook was funny today…people lost their shit that TT traded back 4 picks and lost out on Watt

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I saw on Twitter I was disgusted in those people.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Didn’t watt barely play whatever position he played.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Shaq o Neil once gave me a colonoscopy with his BBC

    • hawkshaw

      then gave the sample to your mouth

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    That guys grandma is weird

  • gravy_t

    Some guy said something like, “I’m glad TT drafted all the way back into the 2nd round for a player who probably won’t make the team”

  • hawkshaw

    huh ,houston might be good next year

  • JoeNo

    Thank god Packers should be able to get a DB with this pick

    • hawkshaw

      hybred

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    We need DBs.
    Evenyone mad we drafted 2 DBs 2 potentional 1st rounders ish.
    Pass on tj faget watt….
    And TT is an idiot.

  • hawkshaw

    gravy only ties granny knots

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    People are retarded.

  • gravy_t

    lmao, Cowboys drafting criminals like uuuuussssual

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    WR

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Wtf

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    A DT?!?!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Why

    • hawkshaw

      purple drink

      • okxcy

        drank

  • gravy_t

    It’s fiiiinnneeee

  • gravy_t

    The next Raji

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Didn’t we sign 2 DT (maybe we released one I forgot) already?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And Kenny Clark last year

    • JoeNo

      Dom Capers needs HoFers for his defense to work, gotta keep drafting defense.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Maybe it’s because….we pick first tomorrow? I dunno I’m confused.

  • gravy_t

    Adams is clearly a future HOFer. Yall can’t see it yet.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    TT never fails to draft a DT

  • gravy_t

    Why not though, jerdy? Usually 7 of our DTs are under 4 game suspensions for drugs at one given time anyways.

  • okxcy

    TT lives on fresh DT blood

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    There goes Donta Foreman. Though he had almost as many fumbles as catches last year.

  • hawkshaw

    weakest link defense ,so we take three for defense and yo fuckers cry

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Um.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ted Thompsons clapping struggles continue https://t.co/bsu1BpKC2B

  • gravy_t

    Kenny Galloway = bust

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Remember joey galloway

      • gravy_t

        basically the same person

  • hawkshaw

    no guards taken yet

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Anyone see TTtrying to clap

    • hawkshaw

      i will give you clap

      • JoeNo

        *the clap

  • okxcy

    TT looks like an adult head on a baby’s body

  • gravy_t

    NO, JORDY AND HAWK, *I* AM THE SUPREME GM OF THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!

    • gravy_t

      Only *I* have done the extensive research to be correct

      • hawkshaw

        morman twat is not research

  • Mark Gormley

    “Gets grabby….” How did the Lions not draft this guy?

  • JoeNo

    I’m gonna go rub one out…i mean go to bed.

    • gravy_t

      Both are acceptable answers

  • gravy_t

    Another one of my favorite parts of the draft is these guys picking apart draft picks that aren’t 1st or 2nd rounders. But if they fell to the 7th they’d be like, “WTF is wrong with teams??? What a great playerrrrrrrr!!!!111”

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Thompson on RBs: There are other avenues for position players. We try to stick with our habit of taking best players available.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • gravy_t

      Thanks for making me the saddest mother fucker on earth just now.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        He just had a kid and got drafted

        • gravy_t

          I know, it’s not me

  • gravy_t

    Nothing better than people bitching about TT after an NFC Championship Game season though.

  • gravy_t

    jerdy tag me in that

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Wtf is your twitter

      • gravy_t

        omfg

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gravy t is not round

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gravys tiny dick

  • Mark Gormley

    Someone tried to get me into a pyramid scheme that Rod Smith was shilling for.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I think I tore every tendon in my hand bowling.
      My finger got stuck in the ball.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        So tight like gravy butthole

        • Mark Gormley

          Fuckin’ Raekwon.

  • hawkshaw

    gravy looks solid wouild not want those chubby fingers up my butthole

  • hawkshaw

    but ,hows his bedside manner

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Good night

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat ya dirty kraut

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a homersexual.

  • hawkshaw

    one by one the whitemen pass out

    • gravy_t

      stfu i’ll scalp you

      • hawkshaw

        better get close you cross eyed mary

  • gravy_t
    • JoeNo

      Maybe its not just the players?

  • hawkshaw

    whitemen practice shooting at barns

    • Mark Gormley

      I shoot pewp in my toilet.

  • Mark Gormley

    You still around, Gravester?

    • hawkshaw

      bourban shits and disappointment

  • hawkshaw

    sexualy abuse the forest gormely ,sooner or later a pine tree will fall on you

  • Mr. Horse

    6 picks left, including the next one., then UDFAs.

  • hawkshaw

    sheilds was udfa

  • hawkshaw

    kevon king looked like a stick ,run support ?

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,once again a redskin rules this blog

  • hawkshaw

    no tunes , may as well go yo you tube

  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      The bridge is fucking epic.

  • gravy_t
  • gravy_t

    Ima listen to mastodon now

    • Mark Gormley

      I was beating the shit out of my desk listening to that bridge when someone barged into my office this afternoon.

  • Mark Gormley

    But this guitar solo is hard to beat:

    https://youtu.be/RlBVgsZ6Y-w?t=221

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy

    the packers should grab butt

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    If you refresh the page there is also analysis for rounds 2 and 3.

  • okxcy

    lol bears

  • Pi

    Teez nuts.

  • Mr. Horse

    You are blocked from following @captainhugs and viewing @captainhugs’s Tweets. Learn more

  • Brew_City

    sup

  • Brew_City

    at least we gettin faster. Which is nice.

    • Mr. Horse

      & taller

  • Brew_City
    • Mr. Horse

      Zombo II, but not many OLBs left

      • Brew_City

        much better athlete than Zombo

  • Mr. Horse

    Philly sucks ass.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m at community service so someone text me if possible please draft picks.

    • okxcy

      on the clock right now

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m just taking a shit at the moment hoping to catch the first pick today

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    There ya go hawk we got biegel

  • okxcy
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I guess biegel said his dream was to play for u of w and now drafted by packers. Shit.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Who is better biegel or yj watt

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Another line of football family ummmm

  • okxcy

    brew is a full 4.5 right now

  • Brew_City

    WOOOO

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    son just went thru the roof ,he went to high school with biegel

    • hawkshaw

      they talk to each other once in awhile ,son has vinces cellphone number

  • okxcy

    bears giving away the franchise again

  • hawkshaw

    son actually sent a letter to the packers four months ago asking them to draft biegel

  • Mr. Horse

    Next Packers pick @ 134.

  • Mr. Horse

    Philly sucks. Slimeball stock huckster represents it well.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Brew_City

      they’re such fags

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,tightend to the lions

    • JoeNo

      PI finally got his TE.

  • Pi

    Good afternoon butt pirates.

  • JoeNo

    Our 6 foot 3 corner runs a faster 40 than the rb the packers just drafted

    • Mr. Horse

      BOTTOM LINE His NFL size and physical nature give him a shot to make the back-end of the running back depth chart, but his inability to create for himself with broken tackles and elusiveness puts a ceiling on his draft value.

      • Mr. Horse

        Brian Ash · Works at EY
        The weaknesses listed here honestly make me wonder if the person who wrote this watched a single highlight reel of Williams. “Too easily felled by arm tackles” is far from the truth. He broke plenty of tackles this year. He was top 3 in RB yardage for most of the season and he did it behind a make-shift O line. He created plenty. At one point during the season he even led the nation in yards after contact.

  • Pi

    Not that I don’t wish you guys die in a fiery death pit, but drafting all defense is 100% the right move.

    • JoeNo

      Its worked in the past…..

      • Pi

        That’s my backhanded way of saying “good draft so far”.

        • JoeNo

          I feel we got a starting corner and backup players.

          • Pi

            Feelings are for gays.

          • JoeNo

            I hope your next bag of weed is oregano.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    How is our hot and hof RB

  • Pi

    It’s hard to imagine the Lions not winning the Super Bowl this year.

  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy

    happy birthday r8r
    http://i.imgur.com/pYPdxKy.gif

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Jaamal Williams and gravy are alot alike

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Video games over women and booze.

  • gravy_t

    Yancey is HUGE

  • gravy_t

    kill myself

    • 12alegend4ever

      Need any help?

  • 12alegend4ever

    And all I was looking for was an Asian whore willing to do it for some egg foo yung

  • 12alegend4ever

    I’m pretty cool with GB picking Biegel. He’s another bloodhound with a nose for the ball.

  • 12alegend4ever

    This stuff is enough to make Trump stop tweeting.

    • 12alegend4ever

      The last one he sent was “Die! All of you die!”

      • 12alegend4ever

        He was nonspecific to whom this was directed to, but then does it really matter?

  • Mr. Horse

    Yancey projected as a high priority free agent.

    • Mr. Horse

      Failed to catch at least 50 percent of targeted throws in any season at Purdue. Vertical sell to setup short and intermediate is unconvincing. Drops have been an issue throughout his career.

  • Mr. Horse

    Pick 212, Kofi Amichia. OT, projects as a G
    https://twitter.com/TomSilverstein/status/858427818044252162

  • Pi

    Horse is one dedicated Fudge Packers fan.
    The rest of you cunts are glorified Seahawks fans.

    • Mr. Horse

      Throwback thinks on field personnel is more of a factor then FIRE CAPERS is.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

    • Pi

      Dude. I’m coming to Shitcago in a few weeks.

  • Chris Keal

    Been a long time niggaz how y’all doing.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I love Pi generalizing me as a tag along. I know people who know people who can’t write a word in English. So There!

    • 12alegend4ever

      They live in Quebec.

    • Pi

      You have to admit that my trolling game is getting solid.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Well, when you live in a scumbag country, a lot of things come naturally.

  • Mr. Horse

    Congrats on the metrosexual QB, Pi.

    • 12alegend4ever

      And I didn’t even see the Trump tweet on that?

  • Pi

    “Round 6, Pick 21 (205) Jeremiah Ledbetter DE 6’3″ 280 Arkansas 5.5

    Pick Analysis: Ledbetter is a ‘tweener DE/DT but he addresses depth in a position of need for the Lions. –Mark Dulgerian”

    Ima call him “yellow”.

    http://i.imgur.com/nKfswfc.jpg

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      87 doing god’s work right there

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I keep reading this yancey is nothing more than a deep threat.
    I also like that kofi signing. That guy is my new Andy muljmba

    • Mr. Horse

      Yancey is my WTF pick so far.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        The tandem of RBs we got I’m accepting as of now need more reading on them.
        I read one is powerful and one is like Starks. So…

      • JoeNo

        He’ll probably sit on the practice squad for 2 years and we’ll never hear about him again.

  • Chris Keal

    Can I be an “Internet Pimp” please.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m your momma

      • Chris Keal

        hold me mommy.

    • Pi

      Make me a mod of your shitty website. Nothing bad can possibly happen.
      http://i.imgur.com/vkfXHsV.gif

      • Chris Keal

        This seems reasonable. You first.

  • JoeNo

    The Packers drafted a black O lineman? When was the last time that happened?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      This guy is pretty fucking black.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m very high on that josh jones guy. Probably because nick Collins and Leroy butler are too. And they know more then me.

    • Pi

      I agree with the first three words.

    • JoeNo

      He’ll probably be like Hyde and we’ll rarely see him on the field.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Suposedly Morgan burnettish and shit.

        • JoeNo

          I think he was drafted to replace Burnett next year.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Mel kiper agrees

          • JoeNo

            Fuck you!

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          But can tackle.

  • Pi

    Time for some Canadian swear words.
    http://i.imgur.com/l9y92CQ.jpg

    • JoeNo

      Lions haven’t completely botched the draft yet, the bears sure did, whats up with that?

  • hawkshaw

    keal more like ‘internet whore ‘

    • Chris Keal

      Thanks buddy. I needed that.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I still am wtfing at that tight end 2nd round pick the bears did.
    Did you see some of the game clips?
    Looked like a high school game.
    Like 10 fans.
    And guys that look like they blog alot playing.

    • JoeNo

      Bears are having the worst draft since the Saints the year they traded away their entire board for a weed smoking rb.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    ….did we trade our 238 pick??

    • Mr. Horse

      ??? it’s 247

      • JoeNo

        They should have 2

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        We have 238 and 247 but f9r some reason on tv it was saying someone else was next…but online showed we were. Idk

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Nfl network done fucked up.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Another rb damn

  • JoeNo

    WTF TT?

    • JoeNo

      McCarthy runs the ball like 5 time a game, we have 6 rbs now.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    He’s gonna eat up UDFA DBs

  • hawkshaw

    seems nobody likes cory clement out of wisky

  • Pi

    Maybe 3 shitty RB’s make for one good one.

    • JoeNo

      Abdullah agrees

      • hawkshaw

        glassman abdullah

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Lol ya whatever happened to him

          • Mr. Horse

            Fumbled his cell phone and then disappeared into a sewer

  • JoeNo

    TT is pulling an Andy. I would rather have some lions instead of more bad rbs.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm1pcO-qcZg

  • Chris Keal

    I like how you included the Giants and Raiders to accommodate. Gotta know your audience.

    • Pi

      When you have 6 people, it tends to be easier.

      • okxcy

        and five of them are warv’s different personalities

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I feel like I read good about this Dupree guy

  • Mr. Horse

    Malachi Dupre
    “He’s the mystery guy in this draft class,” said draft guru Mike Detillier. “It wouldn’t surprise me to see a team take him middle-second round and it wouldn’t shock me to see him still on the board in the middle of Round 4.”

  • hawkshaw

    6’3′ corner and a better version of hyde ,not bad

  • JoeNo

    I think TT was done after the 5th round and just auto selected the rest like a yahoo fantasy football draft.

    • hawkshaw

      hence the third rb

      • Mr. Horse

        They need another good RB. Or two. Heavy competition. Horse has no issues with it.

        • hawkshaw

          stamps hoof

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Dupree
    Draft Projection
    Rounds 3-4

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yancey
    Draft Projection
    Round 7-PFA

    • Mr. Horse

      Yeah, Mr. WTF.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        So we get projected 3 4 rounder in 7th and 7th rounder in 6th? 5Th?

        • Mr. Horse

          Doesn’t look like a great STer either.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Read he would have to *try hard* to make ST

          • Mr. Horse

            Maybe we’ll see what they like about him.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Head scratcher.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Most of Dupree highlights were him being held.

    • Mr. Horse

      three different quarterbacks @LSU, “two of whom were wildly inconsistent”

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Saw that too

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I’m not against the Dupree pick lol 7th round no need to even think aboot it for me.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I honestly just don’t get the yancey pick. Should of just taken some fool CB. But in 10 minutes the suns gonna go down and every DB is gonna get called from TT in his lair.

    • hawkshaw

      sam shields udfa

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Oh I know I know. I’m just confused on the yancey pick seemed like a legit auto draft

      • JoeNo

        But his head is full of gelatin and weed atm.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Gelatin weed and ass to mouth ?

  • hawkshaw

    who knows ,cook was supposed to have stone hands also

    • Pi

      So was Ebron and…
      Oh wait.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      So was my cock

  • hawkshaw

    wasn’t allison a udfa also

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Yes

  • Pi

    Unbiased draft grades:
    Lions – A+++++++++++++++++
    Vikings – F
    Packers – F
    Bears – LOL

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lol bears for sure

    • JoeNo

      BS, Lions never got their top tier TE.

      • Pi

        I’ll take off one plus.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ok now for my personal favorite seeing the names of UDFas Ted calls

    • hawkshaw

      five more rb,s

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Wouldn’t doubt it.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Shit I signed up for more community service
    5 hours on Sundays at a church.
    2 hours on Thursdays at food pantry.
    And 4 hours on Fridays or Saturdays whenever I want at the place in still at.

    • hawkshaw

      10 hrs giving bj’s to hobos in a dark alley

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Thatz service I could get down to.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Need a get this shit done asap by at least august now because of school.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    TT says he thinks #Packers D got better: “Sometimes, you get a little stale with the roster, and that’d be my fault if it happened.”

    • JoeNo

      You mean because we have the same mediocre to garbage LBs for the last 3 years?

    • hawkshaw

      so he’s admitting he fucked up on his last two db’s

      • Mr. Horse

        I bet Randall has a much better season.

        • hawkshaw

          he better or we trade him to the lions

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I thought the Dupre pick up was a steal …👌🏾👌🏾

    – damariouz Randall

    As well as a shit load of other fools

  • Pi

    The Bears fucked up this draft big time.

    • hawkshaw

      three guys UNDER diii level

      • Pi

        Even if the picks work out, they gave up more than Jordy in a tallest man competition.

  • Mr. Horse

    Thompson on WRs: “They’re both good sized guys. @MalachiDupre is a home run hitter. @TEAM_yancey is an all purpose guy.”

  • hawkshaw

    so do we keep janis for his deer hunting and gunner ability

    • Pi

      J-anus.

      • Mr. Horse

        “Go out for a pass.
        No, not that way.”

  • Mr. Horse
    • okxcy

      it is nice to be so optimistic
      even if just for a short time

      • Mr. Horse

        If the new CB develops fast it should make a yuuuge difference.

        • hawkshaw

          can’t teach 6’3′ 4.4 speed

  • hawkshaw

    if ya thought busey was fucked up day one ,you should see his ass now

    • hawkshaw

      probally has one foot of the edge at the sears tower

  • Mr. Horse
    • hawkshaw

      taysim hill , camp arm

  • hawkshaw

    byu = TALIBAN U no sex or booze

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Packers UDFA Reports
    To be signed

    CB Donatello Brown, Valdosta State (source)
    EDGE Johnathan Calvin, Mississippi State (source)
    OL Geoff Gray, Manitoba (source)
    QB Taysom Hill, BYU (source)

  • Pi

    How to be an arm chair GM.

    Trade up!

    Trade back!

    Why’d they take him?

    He’s too slow!

    He’s too short!

    He has no get off!

    Awful technique!

    Terrible pick!

    [GM name] sucks!

    Worst draft ever!

    Did I miss anything?

    • okxcy

      Fire [GM name]!

    • hawkshaw

      what the hell where the lions thinking

  • hawkshaw

    politaccly correct announcers will give the lions a b grade when there really thinking d minus

  • Hooza

    6 HOFers today. Good haul.

  • Mr. Horse

    1st mock draft 2018 ===>

    • hawkshaw

      bears pick first ?

      • JoeNo

        They traded it away for a potato

        • okxcy

          Eli Manning?

  • 12alegend4ever

    Somehow I feel better for standing on the sidelines and just observing.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Just so you folks know, My time might be better spent watching my DVR’d “Finding Bigfoot” programs.

  • Mark Gormley

    What kind of Trubinskys did the Bears draft today?

    • JoeNo

      A bunch of community college guys. I think most attended gateway type schools

    • 12alegend4ever

      I hear they are great, except they aren’t sure whether they should use the men’s or the women’s locker room.

  • 12alegend4ever

    OMG! They found Bigfoot!. I’ll be back after I learn more….

    • hawkshaw

      calm down ,it’s just lanzo passed out in his drveway

      • 12alegend4ever

        That is very creditable.

  • Mark Gormley

    Joe, I just got home and wasn’t able to check in on the draft today. What were the stupidest picks from today?

    • JoeNo

      Mosley

      • Mark Gormley

        Some things never change…

      • JoeNo

        Also TT drafted 2 rbs to sit on the practice squad

  • JoeNo

    Instead of wasting picks on rb 2 and 3, he should be spending those picks on LBs, every year. AJ Hawk was our last good ILB. Which is sad because he was slow as Treadwell.

    • hawkshaw

      or a guard

      • JoeNo

        I think they will convert the T they drafted over as a backup this year and starter next year.

    • 12alegend4ever

      But I do like picking WI Biegel. Could be a diamond in the rough.

  • okxcy

    you all are cordially invited to vegas’ place tonight for netflix and buttsex

    • Mark Gormley

      I dunno. What are we going to be watching?

      • JoeNo

        Okxcy trip to the Grand Canyon.

      • okxcy

        vegas is hellbent on watching 300

        • Mark Gormley

          His shield is heavy…

  • hawkshaw

    any picks from windsor community collage

  • hawkshaw

    pack got some udfa from manitoba

    • Mark Gormley

      Can’t believe he would do Pi like that.

      • hawkshaw

        maybe he outgrew gay hockey

        • Mark Gormley

          Pi will be you if he reads this.

          • hawkshaw

            yes

          • okxcy

            I hat it when pi is hawk

  • hawkshaw

    site only needs one old grumpy drunk

  • Pi

    Manitoba is Wisconsin without the fatties.

    • hawkshaw

      thats because ther are no women in manitoba

  • hawkshaw

    is;nt droog from manitoba

    • okxcy

      i figured he was a newfie

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s a fair assumption.

  • Mark Gormley

    Droog rapes cats all over the frozen tundra of Canadia.

    • okxcy

      you don’t want to be on the business end of that wand

    • hawkshaw

      maybe he’s the guy in the news shaving cats

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s probably Lanzo.

  • hawkshaw

    stole some of the sons jack daniels honey ,pretty good over ice

  • hawkshaw

    serial cat shavers are hard to catch ,when they fly back to windsor

    • Mark Gormley

      Way to spoil the movie, bro.

      • hawkshaw

        sorry ,some guys like bald pussy

        • Mark Gormley

          I pooped in his wallet again.

  • hawkshaw

    pi manscapes once a year ,to make a new parka

    • Mark Gormley

      He jars his queefs.

      • hawkshaw

        ha ,i spit up

  • hawkshaw

    guess we have to wait till tommorrow to see stupid espd’s draft grades

    • Mark Gormley

      They gave Pi an F.

      • okxcy

        i’m pretty sure they gave pi THE d

  • hawkshaw

    reubin sandwhichs today ,don’t know what got into the wife they turned out great

    • Mark Gormley

      Can I have one of those?

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ll give you Okxcy’s wallet.

        • okxcy

          joke’s on you
          dogs don’t have wallets

          • Mark Gormley

            Shut up, Raekwon.

      • hawkshaw

        don;t know how she did it ,corned beef came out juicy and tender ,she usually turns meat into boot leather

  • hawkshaw

    kinda nice sipping whiskey ,instead of slamming a shot of frozen brandy

    • 12alegend4ever

      A day without whiskey is like a day without sunshine.

  • hawkshaw

    rank your portland street muscians

    • Mark Gormley

      Too many to name. But Lanzo is ranked below that guy singing show tunes while he pleasures himself.

      • hawkshaw

        ah so ,thats why the skirt

  • hawkshaw

    throw us a tune gorms

    • hawkshaw

      something slow and whiskery

  • 12alegend4ever

    Had a good hit of bourbon and water to shake off the cob webs already. Now its’s time to prep up the porterhouse for my Sunday feast.

    • hawkshaw

      call mosely for some lobster to go with

  • 12alegend4ever

    I have good feelings about Vince Biegel. Could be the answer to the OLB issue GB has been looking for.

  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    pi’s water just broke

  • 12alegend4ever

    GB signs up 11 undrafted FAs. I wonder who will be the Cinderella or two this time around?

    • hawkshaw

      to get to ninety signed players ,the need sixteen

      • hawkshaw

        five more rb,s to go

  • hawkshaw

    corey clement not drafted

  • hawkshaw

    inside source ,the bears butteruped biegel pretty good ,he thought they where gonna draft him

    • hawkshaw

      he got lucky

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      good stuff

  • hawkshaw

    gorms got a new orleans death march for the lions draft

  • hawkshaw

    the french eat horse meat

    • hawkshaw

      asians eat puppies

      • hawkshaw

        white men eat pussy

    • okxcy

      pi eats lawn clippings

      • hawkshaw

        nettle tea

      • hawkshaw

        dandelion soup

  • okxcy

    mosley eats ass

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Hawkshaw eats buffalo.

    • hawkshaw

      got that right

  • hawkshaw

    ho chunk have land on a old ammo site outside madison ,raise buffalo .

  • Pi

    Okxcy eats egg rolls.
    http://i.imgur.com/YJQPaQR.jpg

  • hawkshaw

    u of windsor ,snowflakes

    • Pi

      Pi Von Pi The 3.14th, THE Windsor Lancers.

      • Pi

        Is there a gayer school name than Lancers?

        • hawkshaw

          maybe a music school

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

    • hawkshaw

      eat buffalo you dirty kraut

  • Pi
  • gravy_t

    anyone have a link to GBs undrafted signings?

    • hawkshaw

      acme packing company

      • gravy_t

        tnx

  • gravy_t

    Jack Daniels honey is fucking disgusting, hawk. Might as well drink honey flavored radiator fluid.

    • hawkshaw

      hey ,change of pace after a hangover

      • hawkshaw

        like blackberry brandy is not sweet

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ummmm

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Am I an internet pimp or no

    • hawkshaw

      internet whore

  • Mr. Horse

    ILB is a deprecated position for GB and some other teams. Base defense is nickel, schemes are hybrid and safeties are playing near the LOS. Stroking out over not committing major resources to ILB: just say no.

  • gravy_t

    Well TT signed Tysom Hill form BYU, so might as well pencil in GB as super bowl winners for the next decade.

    • Mr. Horse

      He’ll be too old by then.

      • gravy_t

        He’s already a grandpa

        • Mr. Horse

          The mothers are 9.

  • hawkshaw

    he can share a room at the old folks home with ziggy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I made a delicious 19 ounce bone in rib eye

    • okxcy

      what are you a ballerina?

    • gravy_t

      jesus

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m not made out of money guys.

  • hawkshaw

    money bags 19 oz

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    With a caser salad (Marie’s dressing only the best) and some garlic parm potatoes and corn.

    Since its so shitty out we didn’t go ou5 for dinner for anniversary

    • hawkshaw

      what did she eat ,ramen noodles

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        She had filet mignon with same shit.

        • hawkshaw

          good lord thats worse ,think of the starving

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Stealthing’: Victims Describe Partners Removing Condoms During Sex Without Consent

  • hawkshaw

    think of gravy ,after a month of eating suckers he might like a 19 oz steak

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Its not his *anniversary * now is it?!

      • hawkshaw

        right bro ,fuck him ,let him eat sucker

  • Mark Gormley

    FART.

    • Mark Gormley

      Stop.

    • okxcy

      RUDE.

      • Mark Gormley

        Gay balls.

        • okxcy

          only when they touch

  • okxcy

    happy anniversary 87

    • hawkshaw

      now don’t screw up the night ,like spending yer time on a cheap football blog

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m taking a shit right now. Suck on that, Raekwon.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Same.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I got a 12 foot ladder today for like 16$ 5 gallons of concrete bonding agent for 5 . 5 gallons of concrete sealer for 5. (Re doing my side walks soon and fixing some cracks in the drive way)

    • hawkshaw

      your such a romantic

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I’m fixing up the house

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My garage is filling up with tools and equipment

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, my new bass needs some fret/neck work done. Any chance your son has any musician friends in Seattle who can recommend a good repair shop?

    • Mr. Horse

      I’ll axt.

      • Mark Gormley

        Much appreciated!

        • Mr. Horse

          Negatory

          • Mark Gormley

            Thank you for axting.

  • hawkshaw

    living room art ,right next to the sax

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been playing it tonight. The saxes, though… The pup hates them and I feel bad playing them.

      • hawkshaw

        good ears maybe

        • Mark Gormley

          Ha!

  • Mr. Horse

    GM drafts shitty QB, spends next 3 drafts acquiring “weapons” for the shitty QB
    AP NFL ✔ @AP_NFL
    Rams load up on additions to passing game

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    We need help on defense and stupid Ted drafts 4 defensive players the first 4 picks wtf Whata idiot

    • Mr. Horse

      Plus went out & got FAs so he could use the 1st picks on D. Fire TT.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Whata butt slut

      • hawkshaw

        we did not draft a guard or tightend ,stupid ted

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawk, you are worse than my GF about me not playing music…

    • hawkshaw

      practice makes perfect

  • hawkshaw

    muscian or accountent

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m an account executive, smart guy.

      • hawkshaw

        see

  • hawkshaw

    it sounds like you do not even play part time with a band

  • hawkshaw

    artist or office clone

    • hawkshaw

      pay the bills i guess

  • hawkshaw

    got fed money to pass tech school ,asked for more money to get a ee degree ,female in charge kicked me in the balls

  • hawkshaw

    story goes dad had a chance to join a band at seventeen , trumpet ,grandma never told him ,he found out ,and went black sheep on the family .joined the airborne and married a obijwe women

    • hawkshaw

      or maybe he was a wild ass to start with

      • hawkshaw

        crashed two planes ,200 sport jumps

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi hats music.

    • hawkshaw

      pi has penis envy

  • hawkshaw

    throw a tune horse ,gorms is part time

    • Mr. Horse

      Got some shit to do, back soon.

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      thats stepping the game up

  • gravy_t

    fgts

    • okxcy

      I’d like to buy a vowel

      • Mark Gormley

        Raekwon….

  • okxcy

    gormley how much fallout boy did you listen to today?

    • Mark Gormley
      • JoeNo

        That means alot

        • Mark Gormley

          Shouldn’t you be at a Kid Rock concert right now?

          • JoeNo

            They won’t let me in because I didn’t arrive in an RV or trailer

          • Mark Gormley

            Moron. Just show them your Klan hood.

          • JoeNo

            I don’t see color, only people who complain constantly about skin color do.

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah… That’s the bullshit.

          • JoeNo

            I see americans, you break people apart with your color and gender complaints

          • Mark Gormley

            Dude… I fucking get it: You watch too much Fox News.

          • JoeNo

            I don’t have cable, and you once again are breaking people into tiny little groups to pit them against each other. Got IT!

          • Mark Gormley

            Again, that’s bullshit.

  • hawkshaw

    careful ,gorms has a pack of dobermans

  • gravy_t

    Gorms strikes me as more of a Five Finger Death Punch guy, if I’m being honest.

    • hawkshaw

      with his penis

    • okxcy

      all he listens to is the Nickelback anthology

      • Mark Gormley

        Once I clean all of your jizz off of my microwave… Ima… Ima do something of consequence to you.

        • okxcy

          sorry
          I pooped in your gf’s shoes

          • Mark Gormley

            It’s okay. I pooped in Pi’s wallet. Shit happens.

  • hawkshaw

    more honor ,if you can back shoot the bastard

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      He made a good choice not going full retard

      • Mark Gormley

        Robert Downey Jr. deserved an Oscar for that shit.

        • JoeNo

          Agreed, one of his better roles

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hawkshaw

    gormely wears pink speedos

  • hawkshaw

    leftist ,i think not ,he sexually abuses pine trees

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      you have such a way with words

  • hawkshaw

    gormely can produce more flat notes then spermitizoia

  • hawkshaw

    pi wears a top hat and a tutu

    • okxcy

      with thigh highs

  • okxcy

    it’s hawk’s bedtime

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    Gormley what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on FAP is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

  • Mr. Horse

    UDFAs so far.
    DE/OLB Johnathan Calvin, MIssissippi State, 6-3, 266 pounds
    WR Montay Crockett, Georgia State, 6-0, 176 pounds
    QB Taysom Hill, BYU, 6-1 1/2, 230 pounds
    CB Donatello Brown, Valdosta State, 6-foot, 161 pounds
    WR Aaron Peck, Fresno State, 6-2 1/2, 239 pounds
    OL Geoff Gray, Manitoba, 6-5, 315 pounds
    P Justin Vogel, Miami, 6-4 1/2, 219 pounds
    OL Adam Pankey, West Virginia, 6-5, 316
    ILB Cody Heiman, Washburn, 6-3, 245
    DT Izaah Lunsford, Bowling Green, 6-3, 312
    CB David Rivers III, Youngstown, 6-2, 185
    OL Christian Schneider, UC-Davis, 6-5 1/2, 301
    OL Thomas Evans, Richmond, 6-3, 315
    CB Lenzy Pipkins, Oklahoma State, 6-0, 201

  • Mr. Horse

    Quinn endorses Ameer Abdullah as starting RB
    When asked if Ameer Abdullah is the starting running back, Lions GM Bob Quinn said, “He is.”
    Detroit had nine picks in the draft this weekend. None were used on running backs.

  • Mr. Horse

    Lions end QB Brad Kaaya’s fall in 6th round
    Lions selected Miami QB Brad Kaaya with the No. 215 overall pick in the 2017 NFL draft.
    Kaaya (6’4/214) turned pro as a true junior after making 38 starts at The U, compiling a 19-19 career record with a pedestrian 60.6% completion rate, 8.15 YPA, and 69:24 TD-to-INT ratio. A timing-and-rhythm passer who played in a pro-style offense at Miami, Kaaya’s tape reveals sub-par arm strength and ball location. Kaaya also showed a tendency to panic under duress, persistently falling into back-foot throws. A mechanical pocket passer lacking standout physical traits, Kaaya’s plus smarts (34 Wonderlic score), football IQ, and intangibles are his calling cards. He’s an NFL backup.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    What up equine with a big peen?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yooooohoho

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My niggas I embrace yall

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Dear laaaaawd the arthritis is acting up!

    • Pi

      How old are you again?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        30

        • Pi

          Going on 92.

        • okxcy

          in dog years

  • Pi

    So we all agree that the Lions won the draft by a landslide?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m not even sure who y’all drafted.

      • Pi

        More black guys than Okxcy’s porn collection.

        • okxcy

          I anxiously await the next installment of mandingo vs pi

      • okxcy

        buncha criminals

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brb smokie.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Just read that while walking around this mall like. Aloonatick

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So gay.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Homo balls. On your faget cock

  • okxcy

    I don’t know how the packers ever expect to win the offseason/preseason if they never bring in a set of boobs

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Why would they draft a CB S DT LB with their first 4 picks aAuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fox sports draft grades
    GB- a+
    Lions – C
    Bears – D
    Vikings C+

    • Mr. Horse

      Canada would go to war with the US if Detroit voted to secede & tried to join Canada

    • JoeNo

      Thats bs, how did the bears not get an F

  • K.

    Still waiting on my Obama phone to arrive

    #Rich

  • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    We should all poop in a box and send it to Okxcy for his birthday.

    • okxcy

      i’ll turn it into that fancy asian tea and sell it for a fortune

  • Mark Gormley

    Wait. The Lions didn’t draft a single TE?

    • okxcy

      they drafted one in the 4th
      pi didn’t give you a celebratory handjob like he did for everyone else?

      • Mark Gormley

        That rat bastard!

        • okxcy

          probably for the best
          by the end his hands were like sandpaper

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • okxcy

    I’m going deep

  • Mr. Horse

    El Sancho Cacamunga‏ @ElHefeSancho87 1 minute ago

    El Sancho Cacamunga Retweeted
    @scudworx https://twitter.com/brennen_rupp/status/858379561523957760

    You are blocked from following @brennen_rupp and viewing @brennen_rupp’s Tweets.

    • JoeNo

      He is running against of mormans though

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I most dig the Jamal Williams and josh jones picks of 2017. Those are my top 2

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Its nice to have a replacement for Hyde because of his versatility and a Burnett back up.

      And I’m really hoping with Jamal and tymo we will have a ground and pound run game with some speed also.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    This draft is probably my most favorite yet
    Not sure if I said that about any others tho. So mind me.

    • Pi

      Vietnam was my fav.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m busypulling my packer pud.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuck I hope I get that position as a lab technician engineer. Then once I go to school that should help also.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Keep your feet on the ground. Then if it doesn’t happen, you don’t end up in the fetal position

  • Pi

    Jordy let’s hang out May 18-20th. Somewhere in there.

    • Mark Gormley

      Uranus.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Sounds good

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I got my licence again and shit.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    May 19th or hell even 18th would be best.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    All of our draft picks apparently are fast

    • 12alegend4ever

      Fast as cheap whores.

  • 12alegend4ever

    One of the RBs had some injury issues in college, but that was the only thing I saw pop up.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Which one?
      Jamal Williams was kicked out for a year for having a girl in his room

      • 12alegend4ever

        I don’t recall. Still in “catch-up” mode.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          I just keep watching Jamal Williams plays

      • okxcy

        what a fag

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My dad still thinks its *JJ Watts*

  • Mark Gormley

    The Vikings new stadium is already falling apart.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Another year of saying he’s just gonna watch the packers instead of the bears too.

    • JoeNo

      I still can’t believe what they paid for a mediocre QB prospect.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        He can’t either. And i told him aboot the second pick.

      • Mark Gormley

        I like how John Fox had not been informed of the plan until a few hours before the draft.

  • JoeNo

    On the bright side the Vikings trophy case looks brand new, like its never been used!

    • Mark Gormley

      They should invest in some playoff participant banners like the Lions.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I still think the bears 2nd pick is funny.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Did you see the Damn clips of the games he played in? I couldn’t tell if they were high school games or 8th grade

    • JoeNo

      I am still trying to find a trade that was worse, RG3 trade was bad, but at least they moved up a ton of spots.

      • Mark Gormley

        And RGIII was electric in college. Trubinsky was wildly inconsistent in the few games he played.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    Vegan fag food from the Cheesecake Factory.
    http://i.imgur.com/v8EKKFZ.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t you be munching on pubes right now?

    • JoeNo

      That looks like alot of the shit I take off my real food at restaurants.

      • Pi

        I assumed like the rest of us that you ate Captain Crunch around the clock.

        • Pi

          And that the roof of your mouth is as destroyed as Gormley’s anal passage.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions will regret not trading up to pick Trubinsky.

    • JoeNo

      They still have big tits mcgee though

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. But how much longer before he retires to start his career in milf porn?

        • JoeNo

          PI might know, even though he only watches Gilf porn

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            I like some exotic German goo girls milf porn.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hello lads

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    pi you fag

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Farty mc fartson
      BURP

    • Pi

      You’re just jealous because you’re not even old enough to get into the gay bar with me.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        He looks gay enough where they would think he’s a regular tho

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          rude

        • JoeNo

          Just tell them he has an act there

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    LEaving forever

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    I see Vegas took everyone with him. What a Lanzo.

    • JoeNo

      PI mentioned gay bar and eveyone got onto a bus.

      • Mark Gormley

        And you call me a poor libtard…

        • JoeNo

          I never called you poor

          • Mark Gormley

            I finally fooled someone!

  • okxcy

    cheese farts

    • Mark Gormley

      How dare you, sir.

  • Pi

    Juice poop.

    • Mark Gormley

      That is so offensive.

      • Pi

        Your FACE is so offensive.

  • Bartz
  • Pi
    • 12alegend4ever

      I remember this being recalled for false advertising, with the FTC stating “There was a predominant amount of salt found in this product (contrary to the “No Salt Added” claim). And in the interests of public safety, we issued an order to recall the product.”

      Later reports showed one serving to be twice as salty as a super Big Mac.

    • Mr. Horse

      100 grams
      We know where this came from.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Brew_City

      “bye felicia”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is loses.

  • JoeNo

    LOLions

  • JoeNo
  • Mr. Horse

    Demetri Goodson is still a Packer.

  • 12alegend4ever

    An excerpt from Mike Freeman’s Bleacher Report article “At long last the Packers seem to understand it is evolve or die.

    The old TT = One NFC assistant general manager, in a conversation with me, recently referred to Thompson as “Tyrannosaurus Ted.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Christine Michael is out too.

  • Pi

    More like Demetri Badson.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions are a bad football team.

    • 12alegend4ever

      That is like saying the Devil is evil.

      • Mark Gormley

        Sometimes Pi needs things broken down simply for him.

  • Brew_City

    Aaron Nagler‏Verified account @AaronNagler 4m4 minutes ago

    Just what Capers needs, a green light to make things MORE complicated.

    • Mark Gormley

      You don’t want to see Clark dropping back into coverage?

      • Mr. Horse

        Fire Capers. Hire Nagler.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Sell the team to the Trump family!

    • Mr. Horse

      I’d like to see the first game or two to see how complicated it is. And if whatever it is looks promising.

  • Mark Gormley

    Poo poo. Pee pee.

  • Mr. Horse

    HHCD, 5th year option exercised

    • Mr. Horse

      “Congratulations, Ha Ha. It’s only costing you a few million bucks.”

    • JoeNo

      HAHA career is being wasted by Capers like Rodgers is being wasted by TT.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Fire capers

    • JoeNo

      TT would have to spend money getting that old dead smell out of his office, so he just keeps him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fire Henderson.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here to welcome 10 new Packers hall of famers!

  • Pi

    I like big butts and I cannot lie.

  • Pi

    You other brothers can’t deny.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fire PIzo.

    • Pi

      I’m generally against rape…. but the like button should have seen it coming.

  • Alias Number One™

    Devante Mays – 5’10” 230 lbs. Bench presses 420. Dafuq?

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit. I need go break some windows or something.

  • ikitten – colossus

    so the Giants and Raiders are in the NFCN i didnt realize

    • Mark Gormley

      Alternative facts, bruh.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fart.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Pi, help me convert my webinar

    • Alias Number One™

      *code for stretch your 4.5..

    • Mark Gormley

      He think he’s stoned out of his mind and eating lawn clippings.

  • Alias Number One™

    Jamal Williams has some good highlight reel footage.

  • Mark Gormley

    Ballsack.

    • Alias Number One™

      *What is Dinner for Gormley tonight for $1000 Alex?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        this dick

  • K.

    KC will go 13-3. SB year. I feel it

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • Mark Gormley

    You sick bastards–and Reesy.

    • okxcy

      how dare you lump me in with the rest of those fags

  • Pi

    Fuck da police.

  • hawkshaw

    guess the new peoples stadium is starting to leak

    • Mr. Horse

      Best news I’ve seen today.

    • Mark Gormley

      Killing massive amounts of birds doesn’t pay.

  • Mark Gormley

    I can’t believe the Raiders drafted Bill Cosby.

  • SDchargersofLA
  • Pi
    • okxcy

      fuckin bogarting obama

    • SDchargersofLA

      Indonesia

    • hawkshaw

      call treadeau

      • Mark Gormley

        He can’t. Dude got tired of Pi sending texts asking for dicpics and blocked his number.

  • okxcy

    I found out that 25% of my boss’s boss’s salary this year hinges on a growth project I’m running. Might as well start updating my resume.

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re doing that well?

      • okxcy

        on plan (for now)

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Mark?

    • okxcy

      Jordy?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Fag?

        • okxcy

          gif stealer!

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I have a band question he’s the only fag on the internet that admits he was in band

        • okxcy

          no, you’re not supposed to stick the mouthpiece in your ass

        • Mark Gormley

          Shoot.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Is making drum major in HS better then marching for a college ?

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. Most college marching bands take whoever signs up. Being a HS drum major means you got some skills, and you’re respected by your peers and instructors.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            So my daughter is already doing better at life then you

          • Mark Gormley

            Hell yeah. Plus, if she decides she wants to stick with it in college, drum majors actually get a stipend at the collegiate level.

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s also really fucking awesome. Especially since the band program at her high school is so good.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

    • Mark Gormley

      How many other drum majors are there? That high school has a YUUUUGE band program.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        3 and one alt

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s a pretty big deal. At my HS, one of the two drum majors was always elected homecoming royalty.

  • hawkshaw

    see the giants drafted a te ,to bad eli can’t hit the broad side of a barn

    • Matt Mosley 69

      They drafted a QB to help with that

      • hawkshaw

        which one ?

        • okxcy

          the punter

  • Mr. Horse
    • hawkshaw

      hell yea

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, if you tell your family about your degenerate internet friends, tell your daughter I say congratulations.

  • hawkshaw

    oooh davis webb lost his job to mahones so cried and transfered ,had a losing record in collage

    • Mark Gormley

      Not only that, he transferred to a different school first before transferring yet again.

    • hawkshaw

      accuracy and decesion making where a problem ,he sounds just like eli

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Mark?

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Mark!

        • Mark Gormley

          Balls!

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            Is it me you’re looking for?

          • Mark Gormley

            Were you a band kid in HS? You can tell me.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            I’m not that big of a faggot.

          • Mark Gormley

            What did you do in high school?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            Absolutely nothing. I was a loser

            fuckin mosley

          • Mark Gormley

            I was a standout musician, academic slacker, and staunchly mediocre athlete.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            where’d that get you?

          • Mark Gormley

            Turns out being an undersized, slow defensive lineman isn’t what colleges are looking for.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            so you’re fat

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m fat now. I was in shape AND slow in high school.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            my god mark. You always seemed like a non-fat person. I’m judging you so hard

          • Mark Gormley

            Your actuarial science studies are failing you then. I have also owned up to my fatness for years with you flaggots.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            straight A’s heading into finals mufucka

          • Mark Gormley

            Keep it up!

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            I should be studying. but here i am

          • Mark Gormley

            What are your finals?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            Advanced matrix theory and regression statistics next thursday, history of math next monday, and some bullshit math elective next wednesday

          • Mark Gormley

            I took a history of math course in college. It was fucking stupid.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            worst class i’ve ever taken. 70 year old dude just stands there in front of the class and rambles on for 75 minutes.

          • Mark Gormley

            That was first class after lunch during my freshman year and I smoked A LOT of pot at that time. I still remember chuckling when we learned about the history of counting.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            I remember reading that section. Like i give a shit about the history of counting. Waste of my time

  • SDchargersofLA

    Band camp stories coming next?

  • Pi
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      teach me how to convert my webinar

      • Pi

        Two in the pink. Three in the stink.

        • SDchargersofLA

          Give her the best 5 seconds of her life

  • SDchargersofLA

    Do you guys read the articles? That was a lot of shit to scroll past. Anyways happy with draft? Chargers going to sb if you haven’t heard

  • okxcy

    “read the articles”
    get a load of this guy

  • okxcy

    how is my favorite gif stealing faget doing today?

  • SDchargersofLA
  • okxcy
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

  • Mark Gormley

    Hi

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugggghhhhh

  • R8Rnation

    GOOD MORNING

  • 12alegend4ever

    The Bears still suck!

    • Pi

      Indeed they do.

      • Brew_City

        and Lions and Tigers too!

        • Brew_City

          suck it Detroit

  • Pi

    Brew is banned and we shall never speak of him/her/it again.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Anyone who has a “12” in his avatar can’t be all bad.

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      *makes motor boat noises*

    • JoeNo

      upgrade!

      • 12alegend4ever

        Upgradd! The double “D” is for a double dose of pimping. – Idiocracy

  • Pi

    Imagine what he could do if he liked women.

    • Pi

      I’m referring to JoeZo of course.

      • JoeNo

        Make a true woman out of your mother

        • Pi

          I only have two fathers.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I truly enjoy the company of women, as long as they can keep their big mouths shut.

  • 12alegend4ever

    AR dated Kelly Rohrbach in the past. Maybe they were just going through his photo album together…and relive past moments together.

  • JoeNo

    Woot lions got ebron for another year

    • Pi

      Super Bowl or bust.
      http://i.imgur.com/QRIeWTX.gif

      • 12alegend4ever

        As Mae West would say….BUST!

      • Mark Gormley

        When asked for comment, Ebron said he had hoped to catch on somewhere else. The whole room then erupted in laughter.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi,

    Was there a Lanzo sighting the other day? Or was it the usual UFO we’ve come to expect?

    • Pi

      Him and I still talk from time to time on Facebook. We’re on good terms.
      He reminds me that I’m an asshole, which I agree with.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I know a few of the old hippie-types that left the world as we know it to live in Oregon. More or less off the grid types. For Lanzo, there is no grid.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Which is exactly why for many years their governor said, “Please come visit Oregon. And then go back home.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Can I just go homo already?

  • 12alegend4ever
    • 12alegend4ever

      In the spirit of football and poop.

  • Mark Gormley

    Somali pirates paid Pi a pretty penny to leave them alone.

    • 12alegend4ever

      REminds me of the two Dutchmen who invented copper wire, fighting over a penny.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Somali I see every day. They are like mosquitoes in a swamp here in the Cities.

    • Alias Number One™

      At night it’s like teeth and eyes just floating down the street.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I’d like that twice if I could.

  • Pi

    ESPN laid off 100 people and somehow Kevin Seifert wasn’t one of them.

    • 12alegend4ever

      ESPN in their infinite wisdom started with last names beginning with “A” and then up the list until they got the 100 people, the last one started with the letter “R”.

      • 12alegend4ever

        If ESPN had used first names, Kevin would be gone. And not just because he sucks, but mostly ESPN just doesn’t care who they can.

    • Mr. Horse

      Kevin will get back to you as soon as he’s done washing John Skipper’s Rolls Royce.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    A car almost hit me. But hit a guy

  • Alias Number One™
    • 12alegend4ever

      Wins Betting Line: NE Pats @ 11, Seaturds and Steelers @ 10.5, GB and Falcons @ 10. All of these are in the running almost every year. But interestingly enough, the Titans, Raiders and Ravens are next in line @ 9.5.

      I guess the Titans are finally for real in the eyes of Vegas betting lines.

      • Alias Number One™

        How many do the Lions, Vikings, and Bears have?

        • 12alegend4ever

          Viking @ 8.5, Lions @ 8, and Bears @5. So two .500 teams and the “Still suck” Bears.

          • Alias Number One™

            They all tie for last place!

  • Pi
    • Pi

      Pi’s been stoned all day writing an ad.

  • Alias Number One™

    Don’t bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me…

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m calling the cops.

      • Alias Number One™

        Cool, I can share.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions are going to work out Matt Asiata. Is he the missing piece to the puzzle?

    • Mark Gormley

      *Farts in Pi’s direction.*

  • Alias Number One™

    Where is my 2018 mock?

    • JoeNo

      Packers draft a bunch of defense after a poor 2017 defensive showing
      Bears have a horrible draft
      Lions draft a bunch of good players who get corrupt by the shitiness of Detroit
      Vikings draft a bunch of offensive skill positions not realizing they have shit QBs.

  • Pi

    You all disgust me.

  • okxcy

    How many weeks into the season before the bears front office gets fired

  • okxcy

    4eva, titans are only getting some love because they have one of the easiest schedules next season

  • Mark Gormley

    Ass pewp.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Agreed

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi is a total Lanzo.

        • okxcy

          thats like jumping straight to triple dog dare

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m a busy man, Raekwon. Ain’t got time to play around.

  • K.

    steak w/ sauteed mushrooms, homemade mashed potatoes, aspragus

  • K.

    Going to Vegas in 15 days

  • K.

    Is BJ Raji coming out of retirement?

    • Mark Gormley

      Where’d you hear that?

      • K.

        I thought he was just taking the year off.

  • okxcy

    a large glass of water

    • Mark Gormley

      A dead Lois?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    a large glass of water

  • hawkshaw

    pi pisses in his mukluks

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      scalp him

  • K.

    When can we start back fapping?

  • Mark Gormley

    Reesy, I think Raji was supposedly taking a year off like two or three years ago. Methinks he is done.

  • Pi

    Who’s still up for a night party?

  • Pi

    By the way, you faggots got a “real football article” for once and you bitched about how long it was to scroll past. You’re welcome.

    • Mark Gormley

      Wait for it… Anus.

      • Pi

        Sun-A.

        • Pi

          That’s anus backwards.

    • okxcy

      what makes you think anyone here can read?

  • Mark Gormley

    One of my guitar strings just snapped and cut my hand. Thanks a lot, Mosley.

    • Pi

      There are few things in this world that suck as much as changing guitar strings.
      Plus there is a 50-50 chance I’ll put it on backwards.

      • Mark Gormley

        Done that before!

  • Pi

    Gorms isn’t awesome that when you learn to play guitar there are hundreds of hit songs that use the same 3-4 chords?

    • Mark Gormley

      You need to learn some music theory, bro. Basically all songs can be broken down into a progression of three chords. Most of the “fancy” chords you encounter are actually substitutions for one of the three basic ones.

      • Pi

        I’ve been playing 15 years broski. I used to have some songs of mine up on Youtube before I deleted them.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/Gxavee1.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    Classic JoeZo.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Hi

  • R8Rnation

    Hi guys. HIIIIIIIII.

    • Mark Gormley

      Good evening.

    • Pi

      Good evening dear. I’m off to bed but you get a quick Pi hug before I go.

      • R8Rnation

        *squeeeeeeeeze*

        • Pi

          Thanks for squishing your great rack into me again.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/RsjFIuQ.jpg[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    Go warriors. As I try desperately to stay awake.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO R8R

  • R8Rnation

    Ugh, hi Vegas.
    *Napoleon Dynamite voice*

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So R8R

    • R8Rnation

      Hey, Mose

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Missed you

        • R8Rnation

          Miss you too boo. We work too damn much.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I have 3 years to my last kid graduates I just need to hold on

          • R8Rnation

            Jesus

  • R8Rnation

    That was a lot of o’s

    • Matt Mosley 69

      What are you watching a porn ?

      • R8Rnation

        Yeah. I’m watching the warriors rape the jazz.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Jazz suxs

          • R8Rnation

            LOL YES

  • R8Rnation

    You know they don’t stop being needy after graduation

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I don’t have to answer my phone then

      • R8Rnation

        Actually you should move. Witness protection.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I’m getting a RV

          • R8Rnation

            I wanna come

    • Mark Gormley

      My 34th birthday is nearly upon me.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        A B conversation C your way out

      • R8Rnation

        Me too. Again.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    missed you r8r

    • R8Rnation

      Whatever

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        rude. just accept it already

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    and mosley

  • JoeNo

    Jesus your old as shit mosley

  • Brew_City

    Bob McGinn retiring

    • JoeNo

      Thank god

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pi

    How are you fine gentlemen today?

  • Pi

    I decided to have my first sober day in a few weeks.

  • Mark Gormley
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Good morning lads

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      And mark

      • Mark Gormley

        We should spend the rest of the day down-voting Pi.

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          I’m down

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t you be studying?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Heading to class right now actually

  • Mr. Horse
  • Bartz

    Hello fuckers!

    • Mark Gormley

      Language!

      • Bartz

        If you don’t like it, then change it.. Fucker fucker fucker!

        • Mark Gormley

          I can’t. Nor can I feature it. But I can ban you like you’re some sort of Lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley

    Also, to your point Bartz, vagina.

    • 12alegend4ever

      All these fancy medical terms! What ever happened to twat and dick?

  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    most trees would turn down a hug from gormely

    • Mark Gormley

      This is true, but that doesn’t make it any less hurtful.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    time for a post work coma

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t do it. Don’t watch reruns of Lions games!!!

      • JoeNo

        Lions game are fun to watch if you yackity sax playing in the backround

  • Alias Number One™

    Busy afternoon on the blog…

  • Mark Gormley

    Butt pubes.

  • okxcy

    i woke up from my coma

  • Pi

    Shut the fuck up.

    • Pi

      That’s right.

  • okxcy

    Anaheim is full of thugs

    • Pi

      Capitals are even worse.

  • Mr. Horse

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Pi, are you going?
    https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/859965516273729538

  • Mr. Horse

    FRIST TO SAY RIP PRINCE PHILIP, DUKE OF EDINBURGH, HUSBAND OF THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. HE DEAD.

  • okxcy

    princess di was found alive in a las vegas titty bar

  • Bartz
  • 12alegend4ever
  • Pi

    Happy birthday Gormzo!

    • Mark Gormley

      I wonder if Lanzo sent me any of his world-famous meth.

      • Pi

        I sent you a jar of used vegan sperm.

        • Mark Gormley

          I already poured that on Brew’s head while he was sleeping.

          • Brew_City

            muther fucker

          • Mark Gormley

            Punk rock, motherfucker.

  • Alias Number One™

    Mrs Personality, VaJayJay looking for a job in tv.. ?

  • Bartz

    When is my article going up?

  • Alias Number One™

    The more I watch the Williams highlights, the more I like.

  • Pi

    Here you go faggots. A bartzy masterpiece that I got stoned and forgot about.

    http://footballandpoop.com/nfcn/pi-is-a-dink-canadian-fag/

    First gif on there isn’t PG… so if you’re at work and want to get fired, scroll right to it.

  • Pi

    Try now. I had to update some gay ass wordpress date.
    http://footballandpoop.com/nfcn/pi-is-a-dink-canadian-fag/

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Happy birthday mark

  • JoeNo

    Its more dead in here than Dom Capers 3 times a night
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/6B2D7yL.gif[/img]