NFCN Mock Draft

I stole this from another website that does real attempts at sports journalism. Because who gives a fuck? It’s all about the comments anyway.

 

3.

Chicago Bears: Malik Hooker, FS, Ohio State

The Bears could use a difference-maker on the back end of their defense, and Hooker is one of the elite prospects in the 2017 NFL Draft. He would be a big upgrade for Chicago.

In late September, weeks before other draft media where aware of Hooker, WalterFootball.com reported that Hooker was receiving high first-round grades from teams. He was one of the breakout stars of the 2016 season. Multiple team sources have said they see Hooker as a top-10 pick. Ohio State lost both Vonn Bell and Tyvis Powell to the NFL, but the redshirt sophomore Hooker was an upgrade for the Buckeyes.

In 2016, Hooker totaled 74 tackles with 5.5 for a loss, .5 sacks, four passes broken up and seven interceptions. Three of those picks were returned for touchdowns. The 6-foot-1, 206-pounder has excellent size to go along with great speed and instincts. Hooker is tremendous as the deep center fielder with rare skills as a pass-coverage free safety who has drawn comparisons to Ed Reed. He also has the size and strength to come downhill and fill in the ground game. Hooker could be a dynamic safety in the NFL. He is the real deal.
Pi Analysis: Figures Busey would get a hooker.

 

21.

Detroit Lions: Haason Reddick, OLB, Temple

Lions could use another linebacker.

I’ve surveyed sources at teams, and they believe that Reddick will go somewhere in the late first to early second round. I personally don’t think he should go in Round 1 because he has a grand total of three practices and an exhibition game at his NFL position. I also agree with some scouting sources who believe it is a lot easier to transition by moving closer to the line of scrimmage rather than backing off of it. Still, Reddick has a great skill set and my mocks are a projection of what I think teams will do rather than what they should do.

Reddick (6-1, 237) was an edge rusher in college who has to move to outside linebacker in the NFL. He showed that he can make that switch at the Senior Bowl as he flew around the field and was constantly around the ball. Still, sources with teams say that Reddick is a real project for the NFL and will take time to develop at linebacker considering he has no game experience there. In 2016, Reddick totaled 65 tackles with 22.5 tackles for a loss, 10.5 sacks, three forced fumbles and three passes broken up. He was an excellent edge rusher, yet there were times where he got destroyed in the ground game.

Pi Analysis: Future HOF studliest of studs.

 

29.

Green Bay Packers: Jabrill Peppers, SS, Michigan

 

Walt had this pick in his trades mock, which I liked it a lot. The Packers could consider cornerback help, but they also could look at safety. Peppers would be an upgrade over what they lost in Micah Hyde. Additionally, Morgan Burnett is entering the last year of his contract. Peppers could also help Green Bay as a dime linebacker and returner.

Peppers had a good 2016 season for Michigan with 72 tackles, 16 for a loss, four sacks, one interception, zero pass breakups and one forced fumble. He was electric on special teams and especially phenomenal on punt returns, taking one for a touchdown. The 6-foot-1, 205-pounder was excellent as a sophomore in 2015, recording 45 tackles with 10 passes broken up and zero interceptions.

Sources say they see Peppers (5-11, 213) as a hybrid safety/linebacker in the NFL. He has the athletic skill set to play pass coverage, but often can be caught flat-footed. His ball skills aren’t special either, as he made just one interception in his collegiate career, which was from catching a tipped pass. Thus, some sources think Peppers would fit best as a safety in the middle of the field. That would allow him to make plays off his instincts, and he could be a weapon in pass coverage on tight ends, blitzing quarterbacks, playing zone, and defending the run. There is no doubt that Peppers has a ton of athletic upside. He could play safety and dime linebacker, similar to Deone Bucannon. Peppers should also be used on special teams as he is a dangerous weapon there.
Pi analysis: Who gives a shit who Ted drafts?

Where is the Vikings pick? It’s almost like they foolishly traded it away for a glass figurine.

  • Alias Number One™

    Nupoast and still, nothing…

  • Mark Gormley

    Who did you plagiarize the majority of this copy from?

    • Pi

      Your mother’s gaping vagina.

  • Pi

    You can all burn in Jewish hell.

    • Mark Gormley

      Answer the question!

      • Brew_City

        Yes he’s slept with a man

        • Mark Gormley

          “A man”? Come on, Brew.

  • Pi

    I stole it from walterfootball.com, which is a niche NFL website all about mock drafts.

    • Pi

      That doesn’t change anything about your Hebrew ways.

      • Mark Gormley

        It just makes you another MFA.

        • Brew_City

          ooooh that’s low

          • Brew_City

            Might as well told him his pecker isn’t even 4.5

  • Pi

    You guys know it’s been almost 10 years since you won a Super Bowl?
    That means you’re like those guys who peaked in life in high school and still talk about their glory years when they played high school football.

    • Pi

      Horse, acknowledge the fact that this is quality trolling.

      • Mark Gormley

        But what does that mean for fans of teams that haven’t even won a playoff game in 25 years?

        • Pi

          That we’re both huge fucking losers.
          *Takes massive bong rip.*

    • Brew_City

      I was fuckin good tho

  • Brew_City

    4/20 tomorrow Pi.

    Also known as Thursday for us

    • Mark Gormley

      Degenerates.

      • Brew_City

        you’re probably high right now

        • Pi

          I smoked enough weed today to experience Gormley as tolerable.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s just my allergies.

  • Brew_City

    Oh look at that. It’s bowl 30

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuck you!

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley
  • K.

    From SB to Murder. Another OJ story.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you see that, due a law that goes back to colonional days, with his death, he is now legally acquitted for the murder of Odin Lloyd?

      • K.

        but guilty for the death of Aaron Hernandez.

    • Pi

      Your boyfriend must be like.
      http://i.imgur.com/roek1Vj.gif

  • K.

    I’m hungry

    • Mark Gormley

      Me too. And I’m still at work.

      • K.

        Dude … you on the cesspool website at work? I hope you got some good security

        LOL

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m on my phone.

          • K.

            Oh. That makes sense.

  • K.

    They closed the subway near my house. It was the only subway I’ve ever gone to where I complimented the sandwhich artist for presenting my sandwich to me beautifully. It would take him 10 minutes to hook up one sammich but it was so damn good looking. Better than the commercials.

    We need people like him. Take pride in the art of sandwich building

  • okxcy

    I bet pi is listening to Darude – Sandstorm right now

  • Bartz

    Hey this isn’t my article!

    • Hooza

      Article?

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi Internet Pimp Pi • 3 hours ago
    Horse, acknowledge the fact that this is quality trolling.

    10 years ago was 2007. Lions went 7-9. Packers were 13-3.
    Being bad at math is not good trolling.

    • okxcy

      yeah, but I bet the Lions won the offseason that year

      • Hooza

        Unless that was the year the bears got cutler

        • Hooza

          I wasn’t. 2009

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi, you see that the Lions get new 10th anniversary jerseys in 2018? All uni numbers will be 0.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions aren’t even the best team to have never won a SB title.

    • Mark Gormley

      I guess that would involve getting to play in one first and that requires winning playoff games…

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Y
    O.

    • Mark Gormley

      O
      Y.

    • Hooza

      🙂

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Good night. Just wanted to make sure you all knew I was alive.
    Well I’m moving and breathing but other then that I’m brain dead and sore.
    Peace

  • Mark Gormley

    You wanna know a secret, Jordy?

  • okxcy

    gormley thinks a buttload of dildos is only one

    • Mark Gormley

      Well, please excuse my ignorance, Dr. Dildo PhD.

      • okxcy

        you’re not trying if you don’t get at least 3

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    jabrill peppers? hell to the naw

  • Mark Gormley
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      gta

      • Mark Gormley

        Probably no sexbox for me until the weekend, brotha.

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          god fucking dammit mark

          • Mark Gormley

            Pi made me do it.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            that means i actually have to be productive and study smh

            why mark why

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. I am half-assing some editing right now.

    • Hooza

      He shoulda been carrying a big stick

      • R8Rnation

        Lol

  • okxcy

    vegas just remember that e=mc^2

    • Mark Gormley

      Jesus. Stop rubbing all of your dildo-related post graduate work in our respective faces.

      • okxcy

        Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation

        • Mark Gormley

          Self-liking faget. Did you learn from Pi?

  • okxcy

    gormley I sent you a package
    http://i.imgur.com/GsmouT9.jpg

    • R8Rnation

      You’re so gentle

    • Mark Gormley

      It was very kind of you to send some lube in that package.

  • R8Rnation

    I am finalllllllly doing laundry. I hope y’all are prepared to stay up with me all night.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ll be a up for a bit longer. My coughing has been so awesome that I will likely be sleeping in the guest room again tonight!

    • okxcy

      you should get a wife

      • okxcy

        or a mosley

        • Mark Gormley

          We should all be so lucky.

  • R8Rnation

    Mose would overdo it. I don’t need everythang ironed, just warshed

    • R8Rnation

      I found my graduation robe in the basket. I graduated 4 years ago.

  • R8Rnation

    Ok. Nm. Let’s catch up on work. Obvs, oxy will crunch the numbers and gorms will do the editing. We’ll get done in no time!

    • Mark Gormley

      I learned more about the tarp business today than anyone should know.

      • R8Rnation

        Lol, I thought u said trap

        • Mark Gormley

          Same difference.

  • okxcy

    gormley is almost as big of a trap expert as admiral akbar

  • Mark Gormley

    I wish Joe would just tell me when he is visiting WA.

    https://twitter.com/KING5Seattle/status/854918812277252097

    • JoeNo

      I hate children, I also wouldn’t be caught dead in a liberal state surrounded by teen moms and homeless meth heads.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuuuuck

  • Mr. Horse

    Right now on Sirius/XM NFL: Ross Tucker on the NFL schedule that hasn’t been released yet. Lets listeners know that he’ll be explaining how the schedule works right after 6 minutes of ads for CPAP devices & companies who yearn to get the IRS to forgive everything & zero you out.
    Fuck offseason.

  • Pi
  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    Alright you sold me. I’m going to go get baked.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pubes.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse

    Bleacher Report: With just over one week before the 2017 NFL draft, ESPN’s Mel Kiper Jr. has unveiled his latest three-round Grade-A mock draft for all 32 teams. As Kiper notes, this version of his mock is different because it’s all his opinion for what teams should do to receive a perfect draft.
    Me: http://68.media.tumblr.com/0e84c58b41b294c2e6e4239569c58caf/tumblr_ooi68jC8lq1qzfebyo1_400.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m surprised that idiot doesn’t have a job in Trump’s administration.

      • Mr. Horse

        I heard he’s going to be Deputy Sec. of State.

        • Mark Gormley

          If only Donny had the time to nominate him. But, alas, watching Fox & Friends is far more important than filling out his own staff.

          • Mr. Horse

            Nope. They announced this as policy & they’re sticking to it.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/3NswybF.jpg?1[/img]

  • okxcy
  • Mr. Horse
  • Alias Number One™

    Packers open at home against the Seaderalls… Eddie “Golden Corral” Lacy back in the house for a disappointing open to his season.

  • Alias Number One™

    This holding the dates hostage is fucking stupid!

  • Brew_City

    Schedule already making me mad and it ain’t even out

    • JoeNo

      You can count on an early bye week again.

  • Brew_City

    Rob Demovsky‏Verified account @RobDemovsky 28m28 minutes ago

    Looks Packers and Bears on a Thursday night again, per veteran Chicago radio man @HeyTweetHarry

  • Mark Gormley

    Balls.

  • Pi

    4 random questions for you:
    1. Did you watch Fresh Prince growing up?
    2. MC hammer or Vanilla Ice?
    3. Is Braveheart not the best movie ever made?
    4. Have you ever played Zelda for N64?

    • Brew_City

      1. Fuck yes
      2. No
      3. it’s up there
      4. Never played a Zelda game

      • Pi

        Your life is forever incomplete until you nerd it up in Zelda.

        • Brew_City

          I didn’t get a video game till the small PS1 came out. Never really got into those games from Nintendo

    • Mark Gormley

      1. Fuck you
      2. Fuck you
      3. Fuck you
      4. Fuck you

      • Pi

        I agree with everything you said.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Yes
      Ice ice baby
      No Red Dawn
      No

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, can you get Golden Tate to talk shit about the fans again? That was really funny.

    • Pi

      Is being an industrial salesman as glamorous as we all imagine it to be?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yes

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Meet me in Detroit for the Monday night game fag

    • Pi

      Are you coming here? I’ll hang out with you and buy you a box of ginger bread cookies.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’m going to one giants game out of Texas this year

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      You have some messed up people in that state. wtf is wrong with liberals?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Everything

      • Mark Gormley

        Spokane is conservative as fuck, you pervert.

        • JoeNo

          Its the meth capital of the country

          • Mark Gormley

            Fuckin’ lazy Lanzo…

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Great article War

  • Brew_City

    @ ATL week 2 SNF

  • Brew_City

    Nice of the NFL to schedule our hard games early when we will undoubtedly be getting 12 new rookies ready for starting spots.

    Sweet

    • JoeNo

      Its ok, we’ll have a bye in week 4 or 5 too.

      • Brew_City

        apparently @ Dallas week 5, TNF week 4 @ Bears

    • Mark Gormley

      They’ll all get hurt too.

  • Brew_City

    Michael Rodney‏ @PackersNotes 35m35 minutes ago
    More
    Packers will play 4 of final 6 games on the road… So much for the Lambeau advantage.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      You can have the division won by week 11

  • Brew_City

    Pete Dougherty‏Verified account @PeteDougherty 35s36 seconds ago
    More
    Source: Packers will NOT be playing on Thanksgiving Day this year. They play at Pittsburgh in Sunday night game Nov. 26.

  • Brew_City

    http://i.imgur.com/rEGZMaw.png
    only thing nice is the Bye

    • Pi

      You secretly admitted that you won’t be playing after week 17.

      • Brew_City

        1st round bye

    • JoeNo

      3 very painful away games with Falcons, Cowboys and Steelers.Thank god the Lions are in the division for 2 free wins.

    • K.

      FINALLY we get a damn BYE past week 4.

  • Mark Gormley

    If the Packers lose to the Browns I will take an upper decker in Brew’s bathroom.

    • Brew_City

      rude

  • okxcy

    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W the bye
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W
    W the bye
    W
    W
    W

  • Hooza

    Eli Manning ripping off memorabilia dealers .

    • JoeNo

      I would use the word diabolical, but Eli isn’t that intelligent.

  • Mark Gormley

    How is Teddy B’s rehab coming along?

    • JoeNo

      I heard he was going to come back even better, so he’ll be a top 35 QB next year.

    • Alias Number One™

      He’s hobbling along just fine.

  • Alias Number One™

    Will Reuben Foster’s failed drug test at the combine drop him all the way to 29? Me thinks not, but it would be cool.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi framed him.

      • Pi

        Kids today. I was failing drug tests before it was cool.

    • okxcy

      I don’t want anyone who hangs out with lanzo

  • okxcy

    pi is singing the american national anthem in nashville

  • okxcy

    vegas on national high five day
    http://i.imgur.com/BCoisin.gif

  • Mr. Horse

    *Fills out postseason bracket*

    • Mr. Horse

      Also, I’m giving the Pack a B- for the draft.

      • Mark Gormley

        For 2017 or 2018?

  • okxcy

    gormley how was your hot pocket?

    • Mark Gormley

      Alabama.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Happy birthday adi

    • Mark Gormley

      FART

  • K.

    Got a job interview tomorrow.

    • Mr. Horse

      Shrimp w/ lobster sauce.

      • K.

        I love shrimp and I love you.

        • Mr. Horse

          Hi Reesy

          • K.

            Hey baby <3

            Long time.

  • K.

    KC will got 14-2. Bank it.

  • K.

    Also, Rodgers and a few Packers players at Bucks Game

    • Bartz

      I saw that. bucks are killing it right now

      • Mark Gormley

        NBA is loses.

  • gravy_t

    wut up fgts

  • gravy_t

    NHL is where it’s at, you fgts

  • gravy_t
    • Mark Gormley

      Roll Tide!

  • Pi
  • gravy_t

    Aanon Hepnangez?

    • Pi

      How do you doin’ Dr. Von Cock?

      • Pi

        I always picture you as one of those fake porno docs with a stellar acting performance.

  • gravy_t
    • Mark Gormley

      Looks like a decent place to dump a dead hooker.

  • gravy_t

    STFU Pi, overtime just started

  • Mark Gormley

    My bass finally got here. UPS is a bunch of Lanzos.

    • gravy_t

      just go catch one from the river

      • Mark Gormley

        +1 Dad joke.

  • gravy_t

    Fishing in the trailer park today, boyz

  • Pi

    Bitches better recognize.
    http://i.imgur.com/5jlfXtZ.jpg

    • gravy_t

      IT FINALLY HAPPENED

  • Mark Gormley

    Who is the Lanzo of the NHL?

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Are you going to have to fire yourself?

  • gravy_t

    FUUUUCCCKKKKK YEEEESSSSSS

  • gravy_t

    HNNNNGGGGGG

  • gravy_t

    Just came everywhere

    • Mark Gormley

      That explains why Pi has been so quiet.

      • R8Rnation

        Can’t breathe

  • okxcy

    lolhawks

  • gravy_t

    Yes….let’s watch the FagHawks get swept now

  • R8Rnation

    I want to go to the bar to watch the sharks, buuuuut I can’t walk or move.

    • Mark Gormley

      She needs to stop killing you.

      • R8Rnation

        We just talked

        • R8Rnation

          I can’t work out bc of my back. Tattoo is too new, limited range of motion and it’s still covered. I am dead bc of work and lobbying

          • Mark Gormley

            I remember those longs days I spent running about the capitol building. But I was 23 at the time and in relatively good shape.

          • R8Rnation

            My phone told me i had got my steps in by 10am.

          • Mark Gormley

            Nice. I finally updated my daily goals last week after weeks of easily beating them. I credit the pup for that.

  • gravy_t

    “Who is the Lanzo of the NHL?”
    Sidney Crosby, just ask Pi

  • gravy_t

    lmfao hawks going home early

  • R8Rnation

    Sharks!

    Lololol

  • gravy_t

    R8R….are you gonna hate me if I’m that guy that wants to see Edmonton do well once ever?

  • Pi

    Hi r8r.

    • Pi

      Now that we have the foreplay out of the way…
      http://i.imgur.com/NX5cNVA.gif

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t think she wants to bang those guys with you, bud.

        • R8Rnation

          Now wait just a minute

  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      Fuck this gay earth

  • gravy_t

    Glad my shit doesn’t embed…fuck me, right?

  • gravy_t

    I must not have hugged Pi the right way when we met. I’ll NEVER evaluate your asshole now.

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

  • gravy_t

    Fuckin magnificent

  • gravy_t

    Pi I have a comic for you that relates to that gif

  • gravy_t

    Fuckin Suban

  • gravy_t

    Took me a sec, Pi…but here you go.
    http://imgur.com/gallery/gyUAV

    • gravy_t

      Yes, there’s a lot of comics….don’t bish like a millennial

    • Hooza

      This is very enlightening.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Gorms, this is for you and your faggy political tastes.
    http://i.imgur.com/KgowVu6.png

    • Mark Gormley

      Thank you, Andrew Sullivan.

      (Look it up, you fuckwit.)

  • gravy_t

    Pi I found your faggit comic now go read it or make me an internet pimp

  • Mark Gormley

    You interested in some music right now, Gravy?

    • gravy_t

      gaming so probs not

      • Mark Gormley

        Ima go poop then.

  • JoeNo

    The bucks are in the playoffs and winning? What next the Brewers start playing like non mosleys?

    • Mr. Horse

      Damn. The Lions finish above .500?

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you have the power rankings to prove this, Horse?

        • Mark Gormley

          If not, hastily thrown together and pointless draft grades will suffice.

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING & NEVER COMING BACK
    http://i.imgur.com/RwRU9k5l.jpg

  • Brew_City
  • Pi
    • Mr. Horse

      ***BREAKING***
      Packers Hoping To Avoid Big Draft Mistake
      -scoop by Jason Perone, CheeseheadTV

  • JoeNo
    • JoeNo

      Warvette youre still a fag

  • Bartz

    “I have long thought Toronto to be a joke…… how anyone takes those Canadians serious mystifies me…….. just not a legit team… Lowry is simply not good (every time i watch him he can’t shoot.. I only watch playoffs and big games..)”

  • Mark Gormley

    Shouldn’t you hippies have jobs?

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • Mark Gormley

      Best gif ever.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anal shoes.

  • Mark Gormley

    This website sucks more than Pi.

  • Pi

    Good news. I ordered a surprise drug test at my company today and I won by 24 points.

  • Pi

    Packfan, how come you aren’t allowed to have a real username on Disqus?

    • Mark Gormley

      Because he’s not old enough yet.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Shouldn’t Hawk be on here drunkenly ranting already?

    • hawkshaw

      you called

  • hawkshaw

    first bloody mary

  • hawkshaw

    getting a dog tomorrow

    • Pi

      New wife?

      • hawkshaw

        thats no way to treat the irish

  • hawkshaw

    saw my piss poor uncle today at wal-mart ,he had a trump sticker on his car ,just like gorms

  • hawkshaw

    get outta my way prius drivers the suburban is back on the road

    • Mark Gormley

      You stole Lanzo’s ride? You’re doing God’s work, Hawk.

  • Pi

    Gormley would get in the car.
    http://i.imgur.com/1LmI89v.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi 8 💩

    • hawkshaw

      carmalized moose droppings

      • Mark Gormley

        🇨🇦🤡💉🥑🌈

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      So neither of them has ever watched the Lions play football?

    • hawkshaw

      american looks like a lesbian ,brit looks like a fag

  • Pi

    This nigga understands.
    http://i.imgur.com/Oci11T4.jpg

  • hawkshaw

    did they ever make a fast n furious in canukistan

    • Pi

      It’s called the Iditarod. Google it.

  • hawkshaw

    ya know pi ,ya could probally fit a couple of igloos on a flat bed trailor ,in case you want to go rv,ing

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    pi has a belly button fetish

    • hawkshaw

      also a asian transvetite fetish

      • hawkshaw

        that he learned from gormley

  • JoeNo
    • okxcy

      what is this?
      a map for ants?

  • hawkshaw

    sax on the streetrs of portland ,is not a living

    • okxcy

      gormley disagrees

  • hawkshaw

    hat on the ground ,open fly ,hebrew hammer

  • hawkshaw

    most cock hounds don’t care who you vote for

  • hawkshaw

    mosely would prostitute his wife for lobster

  • hawkshaw

    gorlmely is a account

    • hawkshaw

      cubbicle warrior

    • okxcy

      he can only count to 4

  • hawkshaw

    trump will solve yer problems

  • hawkshaw

    have gunshots going off right now ,common

    • okxcy

      drama queen

      • hawkshaw

        would you rather have yer neifghbors ,not armed

        • okxcy

          I’d rather not have neighbors

          • hawkshaw

            true ,can’t have that 800 acre section with out money nowadays

          • okxcy

            200 will be fine for me

  • hawkshaw

    i have my swanky 1.75 acres ,it is on a sucker creek thou

  • okxcy

    i’m at half mast

    • Mark Gormley

      2.25?

      • okxcy

        prepare to get violated

        • Mark Gormley

          Trump is already president. How much worse could it get?

          • okxcy

            2.25 worse

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    …..

    Wait for it

    ……

    FARRRRRRT

    • Mark Gormley

      STOOOOOOP

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    sup

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      did you get your sexbox back yet mark

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. But then I got my dick stuck in it.

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          i hate when that happens. try wiggling your penis a little bit

          • Mark Gormley

            I did. It only made things worse–and sticky.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Gay balls.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Sloppy gay balls. Fosho

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi likes those on his filthy Canadian face.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    get on mark

    • okxcy

      my 4.5

    • Mark Gormley

      My GF just put dinner on the table. Be back later.

  • okxcy

    vegas wanna netflix and chill tonight?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      sure. what are we watching

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Koln vs hoffenheim

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          you cumming too jordster? we can have a sleep over

      • okxcy

        brew’s webcam of gormley’s closet

  • okxcy

    I bet vegas wants to watch clueless

  • hawkshaw

    should have a movie on whoever makes tis dmm polish blackberry

    • Mark Gormley

      Uranus?

      • hawkshaw

        you spread your seed on trees

        • hawkshaw

          and shrubs and rose bushs

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Mark come netflix and chill with oxy, jordy, and i

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      we can watch clueless

      • Mark Gormley

        Paul Rudd is dreamy.

  • hawkshaw

    gormley is a masked antifacist

    • hawkshaw

      the mask is on his crotch

  • hawkshaw

    liberal dweeb

  • okxcy

    we’ll watch last of the mohicans and pour one out for hawk

    • hawkshaw

      good man ,pour two

  • okxcy

    gormley will probably want to watch anna karenina

  • hawkshaw

    ruger suoer redhawk ,9.5 inch barrell 44 mag ,1145 factory

    • hawkshaw

      seems a bit high

    • okxcy

      1145 fps?

      • hawkshaw

        something like that

      • hawkshaw

        1145 price

  • hawkshaw

    had a tauraus ,44mag ,8.38 barrell nice gun sold it

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      silly 3.14’s

  • hawkshaw

    left wing tree hugging hippies are usually un armed

  • hawkshaw

    left wing hollywood wiennies

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Puuuuuubbbbeeeesssss

    • hawkshaw

      on yer lip

  • okxcy

    gormley sprinkles pubes on his cereal

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I had some milk and cookies and just finished watching g soccer and am about to watch the longest day.

      • hawkshaw

        airborne

  • hawkshaw

    the longest day .last time american army has dropped a full division of airborne ,let along two divisions

  • hawkshaw

    dad was in 187 regimental combat team ,korea

    • hawkshaw

      never dropped

  • hawkshaw

    gormley ,elizabeth warren does anal

    • okxcy

      its an injun thing

    • hawkshaw

      nancy pelosi does ass to mouth

  • hawkshaw

    so gormley was outvoted by two farmers in wisconsin

    • okxcy

      gormley only votes for third party candidates

  • hawkshaw

    resist this muthafucker ,EIGHT MORE YEARS

  • okxcy

    hawk hates everyone who isn’t white

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    I have a 4/22 boner

    • Mark Gormley

      You got problems, dawg.

  • Mark Gormley

    I don’t think you trust in Pi’s self-righteous sploogleicide.

  • Mark Gormley

    I wish Gravy was here. At least he isn’t a doucher.

  • okxcy

    the cause of the Rodgers-Munn split
    http://i.imgur.com/c1P1Boj.gif

  • okxcy
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Just stood on top of my chimney and cut down this stupid big was antenna. From the 60s. Heavy as fuck.

    • R8Rnation

      Why did you need tho cut iut down?

      • okxcy

        why not?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    good morning!

    • DallasCowboysSux

      STFU

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        you motherfucker!

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • okxcy

    vegas that was a magical netflix and chill last night

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      does your ass still hurt?

      • okxcy

        nope
        does yours?

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          a little bit. Mark was rough

          • okxcy

            thats because he was using extra crunchy peanut butter for lube

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            so thats why i’m all greasy

            goddamnit

          • okxcy

            pi was whipping you with strips of bacon

  • Pi

    Shut the fuck up. All of you.

  • okxcy

    the wild have the blues

  • Pi

    Okxcy is a dirty self-liker.

    • okxcy

      a little auto-fellatio never hurt anyone

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      doesnt have my upvote to comment ratio tho

      • okxcy

        downvoted

  • Mark Gormley

    Poop.

    • okxcy

      does this look like a shithole to you?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes. Very yes.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, shouldn’t you be sitting on a rocking chair on your front porch wearing a white linen suit drinking a Sazerac and saying “I do declare..”?

    • okxcy

      I have a hood with my white suit

      • Mark Gormley

        Gross.

        • okxcy

          keeps the black folk off my lawn

  • Mark Gormley

    I just ordered a pizza because I hate Pi.

    • okxcy

      is it vegan?

      • Mark Gormley

        Hell no!

        • okxcy

          SHAME SHAME!

  • Mark Gormley

    Hands up. Don’t poop.

    • okxcy

      you know what they say…
      you are what you excrete

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy is a huge Creed fan.

    • okxcy

      my favorite band (creed) could beat up your favorite band (nickelback)

      • Mark Gormley

        Creed kicked Stapp out again. I bet that was hard for you.

        • okxcy

          he was a scrub

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t you say that!

          • okxcy

            won’t get no love from me

    • okxcy

      Creed colognes are awesome

  • okxcy

    everything about minnesota is depressing

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus queef.

    • okxcy

      your pornstar name

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s Joe’s actual name.

        • okxcy

          you named yourself after joe?
          thats weird

  • Mark Gormley
  • Matt Mosley 69

    I love nickleback

    • okxcy

      don’t try to make mark feel better about himself

      • Matt Mosley 69

        He’s pour and Jewish can’t get any worse

        • okxcy

          for a second I thought you were going to say poor and jewish but everyone knows that can’t happen

  • Pi

    This place needs some improvements.
    http://i.imgur.com/oGWT3og.jpg

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    new dog is following me around already

    • Mark Gormley

      Nice.

  • hawkshaw

    wheres the hobbit been ,he took such pride in his post count

  • Mark Gormley

    Can I borrow a feeling?

    • okxcy

      I have zero fucks to give

    • Hooza

      You can borrow some of Pi’s Creed mix tapes.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Hooza

      Feinberg? Sounds kinda jewwy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Busy working on the house still. Continuing into tomorrow.
    Probably taking off work Monday too

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I climbed on top of my chimney like a 2’×2′ section and cut apart the old antenna too.

  • okxcy

    mosley have you ever sniffed nickelback’s jockstrap?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • hawkshaw

      how many damm people you feeding

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        4 plus left overs

        • hawkshaw

          what is that eight pounds

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            I think it was 5

    • K.

      What am I looking at, bruh?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ball sacks.

    • hawkshaw

      new dog today jorditha

  • JoeNo

    5 more days till the draft

    • hawkshaw

      shhssh ,let ted sleep

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    What kind of dog hawk

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Mutt

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I like mutts

    • hawkshaw

      australian shepard ,three year old female ,has the funky colored eyey like a husky

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Nice my ex had an Aussie it was coo and lived for like 500000 years

  • Matt Mosley 69

    If we go down then we go down together

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Are you watching backdraft

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Suicide squad

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          That’s some gay shit Mosley.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Tuesday I watched red dawn a few good men and suicde squad

    • okxcy

      so 69ing?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yes

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ok my break is over brb

  • hawkshaw

    breeder down the road got overwhelmed ,had to give up 74 dogs

  • K.

    TT should be fired

  • K.

    firetedthompson.com

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a homersexual.

    • hawkshaw

      he cruises the ghettos of america for bbc not mary jane

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    hawk are you drinking wine coolers again tonight?

    • hawkshaw

      keystone and blackberry

      • hawkshaw

        sat and drank last night till one , listening to a old jj cale show

      • Mark Gormley

        So… Yes?

        • hawkshaw

          maybe ,not one to question a west coast wine expert

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Arena football is on Cleveland vs Tampa bay. Cleveland is losing.

    • Mark Gormley

      Cleveland is loses.

    • hawkshaw

      your face is losing

  • okxcy

    cleveland arena football > hockey

  • hawkshaw

    wine expert and tree diddler

  • hawkshaw

    us beer drinking middle american deploribles don’t know wine

    • okxcy

      keystone isn’t beer

      • hawkshaw

        you take that back

        • okxcy

          <5% alcohol so it is basically piss

          • hawkshaw

            that just means i have to drink gallons instead of pints

  • hawkshaw

    got my eye on a ruger super redhawk ,44 mag with a 9.5 barrel ,ya know in case i have to put a deer down after i hit it with my suburban

  • Mark Gormley

    Good thing Middle America elected Manhattan billionaire who inherited a tremendous amount of his wealthy. Only he could understand your plight, Hawk.

    • okxcy

      billionaire lives matter

      • Mark Gormley
      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/eOgZdZw.jpg[/img]

        • Mark Gormley

          Nice non sequitur, Hannity.

          • JoeNo

            [img]http://i.imgur.com/C815DM2.jpg[/img]

          • Mark Gormley

            So Hannity’s a bigot?

          • JoeNo

            He is a brain washed talk show host.

          • Mark Gormley

            Well, you regurgitate many of the same things he says. That’s why I called you Hannity. Your thoughts don’t seem to be very original–other than your disdain of organized religion.

          • JoeNo

            I have nothing in common with modern day republicans, the fact you can’t seem to wrap your head around.

          • Mark Gormley

            Give me a fucking break. Calling poor people lazy and those who seek out progressive policies socialists is part and parcel to the modern GOP.

          • JoeNo

            Poor people are lazy, getting a job is not hard. Government forced taxes for a badly designed systems that are done better in the private sector is socialist. Government should not be allowed to force people into paying for services.

          • Mark Gormley

            How is this different from the GOP?

          • JoeNo

            I’m against the military occupation of the rest of the world, I’d prefer if Israel burns, I don’t hate women and minorities. Churches should be taxed higher than any other business in the world. I am anti government with the exception of military defense and infastructure. Modern day republicans spend as much as democrats, who have no idea how to balance a budget. You pick one side and proclaim them better, and I say both are shit.

          • Mark Gormley

            Sorry, I shouldn’t speak to your thoughts. The statements and memes you post don’t seem to be very original.

  • hawkshaw

    what plight ,i’am doing just fine

    • hawkshaw

      i own a house and can afford brandy

  • gravy_t

    wut up

  • gravy_t

    omfg Gormley, we get it, you sucked Trupm’s dick in college….omg

  • okxcy

    gormley is a socialist!

    • gravy_t

      That means he worships the USSR, right?

      • okxcy

        he sucked castro’s dick
        twice

      • hawkshaw

        close ,he lusts after elizabeth warren

  • gravy_t

    I heard that Gormley thinks the U.S. dollar is too strong

    • JoeNo

      Only if its in working peoples hands, he demands it be given to those lovable welfare leeches and immigrants.

      • gravy_t

        Idk….last I heard Gorms was a BIG proponent of building the wall.

    • Mark Gormley

      I know better than to discuss economics and politics on here–but yet I still do it from time to time. I am going to poor myself another drink and, when I return, I will go back to posting gifs and making fun of Pi.

      • hawkshaw

        pussy

  • hawkshaw

    gormely has pine sap on his penis

  • okxcy

    joezo is a welfare queen who hates other poor people

    • JoeNo

      I hate lazy people, not the small group of people that actually use it correctly.

  • gravy_t

    I’m going to take your spelling of “poor” a drink as a dig at poor people who are not able to afford liquor to pour for themselves.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/V4QBfza.jpg[/img]

  • gravy_t

    Hawk probably thinks that blacks and women should have the right to vote….

    • JoeNo

      If they did, the democrats probably should have won against a guy that supposedly hates both.

  • hawkshaw

    i don’t vote ,but i tease my wife constally that i will to cancel hers out ,she is a liberal

    • JoeNo

      Sad part is, it doesn’t matter anymore. There hasn’t been anyone worth voting for in about 40 years.

      • hawkshaw

        ya got that joe

  • okxcy

    horse has voted in every election since abraham lincoln

    • JoeNo

      So he was responsible for Ford getting into office.

      • hawkshaw

        whaa ,he was the best stumbler ever

  • hawkshaw

    crybaby liberals ,fucked up rebublicans, congress can’t do shit ,guess i lean more toward rebublicans because of gun laws

    • JoeNo

      less government is better, that is why gormley thinks everyone is a republican. Since we don’t like living in 1984 that he wants.

  • gravy_t

    voting is for fags

  • Mark Gormley

    You got any pictures of the pup you’d be willing to share, Hawk?

    • hawkshaw

      would ,if i knew how ,she might be on facebook in a week or so ,got a coupon will get you info if i post her

  • gravy_t

    I’m into chubby porn again.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/jSojik8.jpg[/img]

      • gravy_t

        too chubby.

    • Mark Gormley

      You told me that camera broke…

  • gravy_t

    This is a real guy that lives in Utah and posts on our fishing page. I’m convinced he’s related to hawk.
    http://i.imgur.com/HtaUjxb.jpg

    • hawkshaw

      can’t be ,no spear holes

    • hawkshaw

      nice touch thou that he has his light on

  • Mark Gormley

    What’s your favorite track from the new Mastodon album, Gravy?

    • okxcy

      the one with that beat is very catchy

    • gravy_t

      I haven’t listened enough if I’m being honest.

      • gravy_t

        how is it so far?

        • Mark Gormley

          Like it more than Crack the Skye.

  • hawkshaw

    gormely only listens to russian marching songs

  • gravy_t

    I’ll try to give it a listen at some point tonight if I can

    • hawkshaw

      listened to a 1974 jj cale show last night

      • gravy_t

        I liked cause idk what that is

        • hawkshaw

          sheesh mormans

  • Mark Gormley

    Gravy sings soprano in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

    • gravy_t

      Literally everyone knows that.

  • gravy_t

    If you’re not watching the Rangers game your a fag like warv. the worst kind of fag.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m watching Bosch.

    • hawkshaw

      wyoming wrestling sucks

      • Mark Gormley

        Oh snap.

      • gravy_t

        Had a guy in the finals last year and semis this year, eat my average white dong

        • hawkshaw

          damm same as wisky ,and no i will not eat the dong

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a Korean Jew.

  • gravy_t

    GOD DAMNIT, HAWK….wish we could fish so you could show me how to REALLY snag a fish. Also just to get drunk with you.

    • hawkshaw

      i know bud ,you sound like a blast to fish with

      • hawkshaw

        would have to bring my bud ,a grumpy old cowboy ,that has fished the west for trout

        • hawkshaw

          be like taking a couple old uncles out

          • hawkshaw

            that can outshoot you

  • hawkshaw

    embarrising as hell when you outshoot a guy with his own rifle ,which i have done before

    • Mark Gormley

      But you can never out raccoon Lanzo.

      • hawkshaw

        he’s the best ,in a skirt besides

  • hawkshaw

    i will bring bourban

  • hawkshaw

    got a tune gorms ,besides a marching song

  • gravy_t

    Blue Shirts win.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • hawkshaw

    skins vs hairy jewish penis

    • Mark Gormley

      Isn’t Pi just the worst?

  • hawkshaw

    pi uses seal skin propolactite

    • Mark Gormley

      He wishes. His junk hasn’t worked in years.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    deranged pot addick

  • hawkshaw

    snow lilly

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    trees can not say no

    • Mr. Horse

      Yes they can. So can rocks. WTF kind of Indian are you?

      • Mark Gormley

        One who voted for Trump.

      • hawkshaw

        horse ,good to hear from you

  • gravy_t

    me when the fishing is good
    http://i.imgur.com/alocYHB.gif

    • Mr. Horse

      a bit understated, but okay

    • hawkshaw

      more like cracking a bottle of bourban

  • gravy_t

    sorry horse….here’s an Asian gurl (on the left) from my class until I find a better gif:

    http://i.imgur.com/isyb6sB.jpg

  • hawkshaw

    wher wher you anti faciasts in 1776

    • Mr. Horse

      Hadn’t been driven out by the Cossacks yet. Sorry.

  • R8Rnation

    All I did today was nap and masturbate. Finally dragged myself to the bar for Playoffs.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like a good day.

      • R8Rnation

        I had pho too

        • hawkshaw

          red rubber man ?

    • Mr. Horse

      I saw some early tweets. Were you multitasking?

      • R8Rnation

        Always

  • R8Rnation

    Sharks killing me. I never should have gotten out of bed.

  • R8Rnation

    Warriors are playing like shite too

  • hawkshaw

    how much keystone do you sell

  • hawkshaw

    lonely cat women rubs one out

    • hawkshaw

      did you make yourself a sammich

    • Mr. Horse

      is a female. One is a starter.

  • hawkshaw

    self abuse will grow witch hairs on her boobs

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, my new bass is pretty badass.

    • Mr. Horse

      Can you play it the way you want yet?

      • Mark Gormley

        Not yet. My chops are shit–particularly with my picking.

        • hawkshaw

          turn em up

        • Mr. Horse

          Probably shouldn’t listen to a lot of Les Claypool yet.

          • Mark Gormley

            Haha. I was simply trying to play some Tim Commerford riffs and my right forearm is mush.

  • hawkshaw

    my power amp is a carver 1200 ,600 watts a channel

    • Mr. Horse

      I have a 70 watt Class A toaster oven.

  • hawkshaw

    if they can’t hear you from a half mile away ,you need to upgrade

    • Mr. Horse

      U need a pair of Klipschorns.

      • hawkshaw

        you have seen the seventies with deep purple

        • Mr. Horse

          I have also blown my ears out with Klipschorns.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mr. Horse

      Confession: when I need the bass, I go to the standup acoustic. 2nd side of Free Jazz, the Charlie Haden solo.

      • Mr. Horse

        If you’re right when you hear it, it will bring tears. Overwhelmingly beautiful.

  • hawkshaw

    pioneer amps

    • hawkshaw

      and tuner combos

  • hawkshaw

    they weighed 800 lbs

    • Mr. Horse

      I cannot even estimate how much amp/speaker tonnage I’ve hauled for bands.

  • hawkshaw

    tv.s used to come in big wood consoles

    • Mr. Horse

      Duh, wtf is this? First TV we had was a Dumont.

  • hawkshaw

    five years old in 1960 , was a novelty

    • Mr. Horse

      2 or 3 channels & there was more on then that was watchable.

      • hawkshaw

        ha ,yer probally right

        • Mr. Horse

          No Knife Channel though.

          • hawkshaw

            ebay is ruining me ,new knives i want

          • Mr. Horse

            Those knives are probably different. The one I’ve used most often in the field is a Sharpfinger. They’re $17 now. When I bought mine it was aboot $8. Never got into the couture knives, but I’ve lusted after a Damascus or two.

          • hawkshaw

            just bought two rapala fillet knives ,fancy handle ,from finlland ,dam fine knives

          • Mr. Horse

            Yeah, filet knives are different.

          • hawkshaw

            i reccomend these ,fine work ,good knive .excellent sharpness

          • Mr. Horse

            I found one on Amazon for $11, tried it and ordered 3 more. You almost can’t tell fish bones are there & they slice meat almost razor thin.

  • hawkshaw

    dozier knives d2 stell out of arkansas

  • hawkshaw

    htoc excellent steel .easy to sharpen ,holds a great edge .s30v steel harder yes ,harder to sharpen ,get it sharp excellent ,d2 the hardest ,hard to sharpen ,get a edge on it ,it will last for ever thou

    • Mr. Horse

      Knife geek, right ^

  • hawkshaw

    i spend days hand sharpening, there is a certain ‘whisk’ sound when the blade is done

    • Mr. Horse

      I know that sound. But sometimes it’s good enough for what I need to do, so…

      Need sleep, out. Take care, red man.

      • hawkshaw

        take care bud

        • hawkshaw

          don’t piss in the stall ,ah ha,ha ha,ha ,indian humor

  • hawkshaw

    each knive has a sweet spot ,when you reach that sharpness ,stop

    • hawkshaw

      there is never no perfect edge

      • hawkshaw

        believe me ,i have chased it

  • hawkshaw

    gravitos,check out stone river ,jj cale,homo

  • Mr. Horse

    Only 4.7 days till we can officially condemn the Packer’s 2017 draft.

    • Pi

      Why wait? Every pick was a reach.

      • okxcy

        fire ted thompson

        • okxcy

          but rehire him so we can fire him again after the draft

          • Mr. Horse

            FIRE Eliot Wolf

  • Hooza

    4.5

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I too have some rapala filet knifes ver6 nice and take like 2 years to dull

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      14$

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus tart.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Jordy von 87.

    • Mark Gormley

      Poop.

      • Pi

        That’s the guy.

        • Mark Gormley

          Mosley kidnapped him.

          • Pi

            That’s one soon to be clean butthole.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions should draft Patrick Mahomes.

    • Pi

      You can Mahomes my balls.

      • Pi

        Pretend that makes sense and your feelings are deeply hurt.

  • Mark Gormley

    Maybe the Lions can trade up in the first to draft a punter.

    • Mark Gormley

      Or a new podium.

    • Mr. Horse

      Tight End

      • Mark Gormley

        Preferably one that can’t catch.

  • Mark Gormley

    So who else isn’t watching hockey?

  • Pi

    Putting out the Busey call.
    http://i.imgur.com/lLmm3hz.gif

  • Pi

    I found the perfect girl.
    http://i.imgur.com/mCFBlna.png

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      This was from that time the Buseys invaded France.

      • Hooza

        You misspelled Hoth

  • Pi

    Gorms, what are you up to tonight?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    sup internet pimps

  • Hooza

    Anus tacos

    • Mark Gormley

      We don’t talk like that on here.

  • Mr. Horse

    Prayers up for all the prospective draftees who don’t want to have to live in Green Bay.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lousy coastal elitists…

      • Mr. Horse

        Need moar clubs

        • Mark Gormley

          Does that involve fucking poor people?

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Lame.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    When is the draft?

    • Pi

      I mean the Trump draft for WWIII soldiers, not the NFL.

    • Mark Gormley

      Never.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a whore.

  • Pi

    Do you think humans will make it another 100 years on this planet without killing ourselves?

  • Pi

    I bet Gormley’s apartment only has candles with 7 holders.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse

    Jabril Peppers had watered down peepee.

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump should drink it.

  • Alias Number One™

    Ok then, The more diluted samples the better.

  • Alias Number One™

    Who does everyone want in the draft? Since there is no chance to get Riddick or Foster, I say go with Slap a ho Joe Mixon.

    • Pi

      Best Punter Available.

      • Mark Gormley

        Thanks, Dane Cook.

  • Pi

    Alias would draft Aaron Hernandez first overall.

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Titus Young doing?

      • Pi

        He’s just the kind of prison negro that your mother rubs one out to.

        • Pi

          I like how it went all 1960’s slavery up in this bitch real fast. I blame Mosley.

          • Pi

            Horse was only 58 back then.

  • Mark Gormley

    AP appears to be headed to the Saints. You must be devastated, Pi.

    • Pi

      Oh no! How are we going to get to 2nd and 8 now?

      • Mark Gormley

        Re-sign Joique Bell?

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    so whos’s the best white guy mccaffery ,watt

  • Mark Gormley

    Stupid Okxcy…

  • JoeNo

    I can’t wait for Dree Brees to get killed when AP is in there blocking for him.

    • Mark Gormley

      It’d be funny if he fumbled their season away.

      • JoeNo

        He only does that in playoff games I thought. Then the QB gets blamed.

        • Mark Gormley

          Stupid Burt Favor.

  • JoeNo

    Its just good news, I was scared TT was going to pick up AP. That would have been awful.

  • JoeNo

    3 more days till the draft, so close
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/10f784V.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m just sad that the Vikings won’t be able to select another backup QB with their first-round pick.

      • JoeNo

        Just remember they did, with Bradford

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gay asshole.

    • Mark Gormley

      What did Pi do now?

  • Mark Gormley
    • Hooza

      What’s he saying?

      • Mark Gormley

        Farts.

        • Hooza

          I didn’t ask what you’re eating

        • Hooza

          An internet said he’s saying “do it”

  • Pi

    Anybody still around?

  • R8Rnation

    Warrriiiioooorrrrrrrrrsssssss

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      trash

  • Mr. Horse

    ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk ===>
    How much does Adrian Peterson change Saints’ odds of winning the Super Bowl?

    *F*U*M*B*L*E*

  • Mr. Horse
    • Pi

      Horse is always good for a quality morning gif.

  • Mark Gormley

    Busy day in here.

  • Pi

    Tebow.

    • Mark Gormley

      Football Jesus who can’t play football.

      • Pi

        He’s the Michael Jordan of baseball too.

        • Mark Gormley

          At least Jordan had a gambling problem…

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions signed a punter. Off-season champs.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    This place sucks. I’m leaving and never coming back.

  • Pi
  • Alias Number One™

    What the fuck is going on in here?

  • Hooza

    Pacman Jones positioning himself for a big payday with the Bengals.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lanzo is alive and stealing cars.
    https://youtu.be/eHKHfJDZ9Mc

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Out of junk yards

    • Pi

      Hey there puddin’ pop.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I took tomorrow off because I’m getting worked like q slave.

        • Pi

          We need you around here. Without you I’ve had to sacrifice a virgin each day.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            I’m gone like 14 hours a day. Its ridiculous.

          • Pi

            Are you at least earning a fair wage for Mexicans?

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            The hours arnt worth what I’m making.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Brb driving home.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here to help set the record for posts in a day.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m finally homo.

    • Pi

      You were always there.

      • Mark Gormley

        But now I’ve finally been freed from Brew’s closet.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    This one’s for you Jordy.
    http://i.imgur.com/6RYsI5v.jpg

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yooooo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Mark Gormley

      Classic Pizo.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, today we established that Pi is a total Lanzo.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Whatd that foold do now

  • R8Rnation

    Hsjmgkdisiabbaja

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes?

      • R8Rnation

        I’m tired

        • Mark Gormley

          Sorry, I am trying to finish off a blog post where I rip on Bill O’Reilly.

  • Pi

    Breakfast by Horse.
    http://i.imgur.com/Wss6dO1.png

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mr. Horse

    CheeseheadTV with the hard-hitting analysis:
    “By the end of the night, it’ll depend on Thompson’s board.”

    • Hooza

      They really blew the lid off that cover-up.

  • Hooza

    Maybe Ed Werder will write articles for us now that Lanzos’ in prison or whatever. Could give us some real star power.

  • Mark Gormley

    Does anyone know the fate of Seafart?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Got my wife a religious sympathy bible verse card for our anniversary

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Apparently our past 2? 3? Anniversays she came home and I was trashed or in the hospital because of drugs

  • Brew_City
  • Mark Gormley

    Apparently the Vikings might draft another QB. It would be sad if wasn’t so goddamned funny.

    • Hooza

      What’s wrong with FAs like Manzeil and Leaf?

      • Mark Gormley

        But FAs don’t allow them to waste draft picks, silly.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Seifart dresses like a maroon…..

    • Mark Gormley

      He just dresses like your standard Prius driver.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brew would never be caught mixing all those colors.

    • Brew_City

      I wear Jeans every day so

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I wear women’s panties

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          So…..

        • Brew_City

          That’s hot

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I have to get my food. Then start my student loan process.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I like cock – pie.
    I like dick – lanzo.
    I like penis – Mosley.
    I like vagina – everyone else on here besides r8r and Reesy.

    • Mr. Horse

      Reesy likes that too

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I like my anus poked – pie
    I lik3 my ass pounded – Lanzo
    I like my butthole stuffed – mosley

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brb student loan shit

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Fucking women drivers.

      • Mark Gormley

        I bet Pi’s vegan ass drives a Prius.

        • JoeNo

          Hes eco friendly, he probably rides a bike with sandals.

          • Mark Gormley

            Now I want to hit him with my car.

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      It wont take 3 years to point at the lions draft as a bust

      • Mark Gormley

        The Browns can do it in just two.

  • Brew_City

    Ian Rapoport‏Verified account @RapSheet 22s23 seconds ago
    More
    Source: G Jahri Evans is signing with the #Packers.

    • Mark Gormley

      Interesting. Dude seemed to fall off a cliff after leaving NO for TB.

      • Brew_City

        he never went to TB. Was on Seattle for a cup of coffee last year but went back to Saints. Started all 16

        • Mark Gormley

          My bad. I was thinking of the other guard the Saints had.

          • Mark Gormley

            Carl Nicks.

  • Mr. Horse

    Deep Thoughts with CheeseheadTV
    Packers Should Consider Future Needs in Draft

  • Alias Number One™

    Can I get a couple more diluted samples please?

    • Mark Gormley

      Jordy can hook you up with a stool sample.

      • Alias Number One™

        That sick fucking bastard can keep it!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Isn’t jahari Evans decent? Like better then don barclay

    • Brew_City

      yes

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Waznt he a “pro bowl” guard at one point too

    • Brew_City

      5 time all pro 09-13

      • Alias Number One™

        Darren Sharper is a 5 time convicted rapist.

        • Mr. Horse

          He’s not available

  • Mr. Horse

    Just in: Jahri Evans, 15 year old stripper arrested with 1200 oxycodone tabs & an open bottle of Hennessy

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Lebron James is the best in the nba

    • Brew_City

      I like how he’s trying to act like he’s being totally normal

      • Brew_City

        “Pocket sand bitch”

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lanzo is better then don barclay

  • JoeNo

    Trent Dilfer got fired from ESPN, maybe there is a god.

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. He’s just fucking awful. Watching him lick Ray Lewis’ balls when talking about the championship they won “together” was always…murder.

  • Mr. Horse

    Thanks, Kev.
    Kevin Seifert‏ @SeifertESPN 3 minutes ago
    If you draft a first-round running back, he better be awesome.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I totally agree.

    • JoeNo

      If you draft a first round WR or LB he can be shit, its ok. Seifert is a tools tool.

  • Pi

    I’ve been saying Jahri Evans is done since this afternoon.

  • JoeNo

    Rape is a horrible crime, there is no reason to do it. Unless you want to have sex with someone and they won’t let you.

  • Mr. Horse

    Jahri Evans: “Not fit for a zone scheme.” ===>

    This is fine.

    • JoeNo

      Barclay: “Not a fit for a NFL offense”

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo goes to the beach.

  • okxcy

    I hope Steve Brock got fired today

    • Mr. Horse

      I hope he’s working for American Airlines, cleaning up the shitters and holding tanks.

  • Hooza

    I suppose talking monkeys Steven A Smith, skip bayless, and Shannon Sharpe still have jobs..

    • JoeNo

      So do all the microphone stands with boobs.
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/AEQ42bj.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    I gained 4.2 lbs today

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    If you draft a punter first round he better be amazing.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      -Matt millen

    • okxcy

      fuckin emery

  • Mark Gormley

    Ted Thompson should draft good players.

    • Mark Gormley
      • JoeNo

        This is half true.

    • okxcy

      good basketball players?
      good Division 3 players?

      • Mark Gormley

        Players that can play well in the NFL and win all of the games all of the times.

        • okxcy

          all TT drafts are ROYs and HOFers

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, I saw that ESPN laid off their Titans blogger today. I hope you are doing okay.

  • Mr. Horse

    I would love to see Adam Jones smack Goodell’s face, knock him down & shit on his chest tomorrow night.

    • JoeNo

      In the midwest we call that “giving the Jordy”

    • Mark Gormley

      Ah. The old Lanzo.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    TT should draft a plumber.
    They are good at laying the pipe.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Fuck I suck.

    • Mark Gormley

      Draft plumper?

  • okxcy

    a daft plunger

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I got so much done today.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lots of fapping?

  • Mark Gormley
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lol

    • Mr. Horse

      I have my draft grades already done.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        You graded every 2017 mock draft dating back to 2012

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    They were not very clear on my “12 months of treatment” for my dui. Apparently doing what has worked for me isn’t “the way it is accepcted”
    So now I have to go to an out patient place 3 times a month.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Individual therapy and medication isn’t considered treatment. But sitting in a room with a bunch of 18 year old yokels addicted to the weeds is acceptable

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        “I smoke the weeds and I’m addicted its ruining my life”
        Smoke the weeds and wake up in alleys then talk to me.

        • Hooza

          *than

      • Mr. Horse

        Do you still have to blow when you drive?

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Nah Jordy Jr. Was removed 2 months ago.

  • okxcy

    littering and…
    littering and…

    • Mark Gormley

      Snorting eight balls of cocaine?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Jerking f a goat

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I missed work 2 times because I smoked reefer – shit heads I deal with in treatment facilities.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I gotta be at work in like….7 hours.
    Good night y’alls.

  • Pi

    Good evening ladies. By this time tomorrow….

    • Mark Gormley

      You’ll be the king of the homersexuals?

      • Pi

        Packers draft a future reach/bust.

  • okxcy

    Lions draft picks will spend a combined 71 years in prison

  • Pi

    My trolling game is tighter than Gormley’s spending habits.

    • Mark Gormley

      I am shopping for a chef’s knife for my GF right now. I’d ask you for guidance, but I don’t think she’ll like gardening tools.

      • JoeNo

        If late night infomercals taught me anything the good ones can cut pennys

      • Mr. Horse

        Go to Amazon.
        Buy a Mercer.

  • Pi

    Can it finely slice tofu and grass clippings?

    • Mark Gormley

      Can Uranus?

    • Mr. Horse

      No, that was a chef’s knife
      For tofu you want something that looks like an Afro pick but with a lot more teeth, + a weedeater

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      That’s why those assholes get paid the big bucks, Horse.

  • okxcy

    fuck a duck

  • okxcy

    gormley how much big league chew did you eat today?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Draaaaffffttttt
    Dddaaaaayyyyy

    Whata good movie (I never saw it)

    • Mr. Horse

      Kevin Costner is
      A. a Fag
      B. a Cunt
      C. All of the above

      • Hooza

        B & C

  • Mr. Horse

    El Sancho Cacamunga Retweeted
    Tom Crabtree‏ @itsCrab 6 hours ago
    @RealSkipBayless I will cage fight you and 100% goes to charity

  • JoeNo

    Happy draft day
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/sxTzWi5.gif[/img]

  • Pi

    So help me god I hope you faggots draft a TE.

    • Pi

      I know from experience. The best part is reading all the draft hyperbole about “match up nightmares” so you can cry yourself to sleep.

      • Mr. Horse

        I’m telling Eric Ebron.

        • Pi

          Don’t bother. He’ll just drop the message.

  • Brew_City

    how is ted gonna fuck tonight up?

    • Brew_City

      He could draft a white guy that’d do it

    • JoeNo

      I’m calling a trade back or O line

      • Brew_City

        if he drafts an OL i’mma rage

        • Mr. Horse

          He’ll get back to you. He’s busy fucking up the 2018 draft.

  • Pi

    What do you hope happens tonight?

    • Brew_City

      that we pick a good defensive player for once

      • Brew_City

        asking a lot tho

        • JoeNo

          He has picked alot of good defensive players, his wiffs are on the hybrid D lineman who are expected to become LBs.

          • Brew_City

            “a lot” seems like a stretch.

          • Brew_City

            His best CB’s were UDFA’s ILBs are still bad since forever

          • JoeNo

            Burnett, hyde, hayward, haha. Most of his dbs are low picks, when he spends high he hits. Randall will be better this year as long as Capers brilliance doesn’t get in the way.

  • Pi

    I hope the Lions go all defense every round.

    • Brew_City

      QB

      • Pi

        Thank Jeebus for Cleveland. If they weren’t the Browns we would be.

  • hawkshaw

    huh , snowing out

    • Pi

      You should move out of that frozen hostile wasteland.

      • hawkshaw

        good thing it took the snow blower off and put the mower deck on

  • hawkshaw

    i blame nafta for this

    • Pi

      Natives Against Football Trolls And-sobriety

      • hawkshaw

        canadians dumping there snow on us

  • hawkshaw

    lions take williams at wr

  • hawkshaw

    america shoud just go ahead and annex mexico ,half of them are already here anyway

  • Bartz
    • hawkshaw

      tweet him back ‘ at least a winning asshole ‘

  • hawkshaw

    kevin king first .tj watt second ,gareon conley third

    • hawkshaw

      the rapist can be the asshole

  • Mr. Horse

    Minnesota Vikings ✔ @Vikings
    A 1st-round Consolation Prize giveaway on Day 1 of the #NFLDraft.
    RT for a chance to win this autographed @SuccessfulQuon jersey.
    Grand Prize: http://i.imgur.com/tCgIORIl.jpg

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewb bewb.

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi hats this.

  • Bartz
    • Hooza

      Gross

  • Mark Gormley
  • Hooza

    We should have a bewb draft.

    • R8Rnation

      LOL my vote should count twice

  • 12alegend4ever

    Fútbol y caca

  • 12alegend4ever

    Any team that can blow a commanding halftime lead in a Super Bowl deserves to have AP on its roster.

  • JoeNo

    How long until the lions draft a future bust?

    • Brew_City

      draft starts at 7 soo 9 hours from now?

    • hawkshaw

      mike williams

  • Mr. Horse
  • 12alegend4ever

    DA Bears will trade their #3 pick for 10 seventh round picks, one per year to the Boston Patriots.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Vikings could be on the hook for Bridgewater’s $6.8 million unless they officially dump him soon.

    • JoeNo

      Thats the most overpaid for work done since pi paid warvette in canadian pennies to write articles

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m just excited to see whose life the Browns will ruin tonight.

    • 12alegend4ever

      You are so thoughtful Gorm!

      • Mark Gormley

        Well, the Lions do suck at football and Pi is even suckier for liking them.

        • 12alegend4ever

          That’s why we keep him in Canada as much as possible.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Brew_City

      then they went and lost the playoff game for us. So there’s that. Just like the “top 10 2014” D

      • Mr. Horse

        Bostick. That would have ended it. End of a game, players tired, had to go right back on the field instead.

        • Brew_City

          They still gave up 180 yds rushing and 3 straight TD drives in a total of like 5 minutes

          • Brew_City

            Dropped like 4 INTs vs AZ. Missed sack, 14 missed tackles. Blew it again

        • Mark Gormley

          Don’t forget the abysmal game management either. Went uber conservative on offense and put all the pressure on the defense. MM is dumb sometimes.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Let’s just hope TT doesn’t have an aneurysm come picking time.

    • Mr. Horse

      Watch him trade up a few spots if Deshaun Watson falls into the low 20s.

    • Mr. Horse

      More likely: zillions of Packers fans stroke out.

  • Pi
  • Brew_City

    Pi gonna get ANOTHER new TE jersey tho so that’s nice

    • Mark Gormley

      He still rocks his custom Mike Tomczak jersey.

  • Mark Gormley

    I don’t think you trust in Pi’s self-righteous pubic lice.

    • Brew_City

      his pants friends?

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here for the Shiner Bock Drought..

    • Mr. Horse

      Just laid in a 6 of Torpedo.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Interview tomorrow for the lab position.

    • Mark Gormley

      Just think about what Lanzo would do, and then do the exact opposite.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    CMON JOE MIXON

    BEAT WOMEN AND THE COMPETITION

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Or Haasan Reddick YEAH

  • Alias Number One™

    I would take Mixon at 29. Reddick will be long gone.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      I’d be fine with Mixon, Reddick, Awuzie

      please not TJ Watt. Last thing we need is a OLB with injury problems

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    i fucking love Mixon though. COME ON TED

  • okxcy

    FIRE TED

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      YEAH! ELIOT WOLF TIME

      • okxcy

        they just hired Mayhew

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          jesus

  • Mark Gormley

    I can’t wait to read the draft grades.

    • Pi

      I bet you wonder how Uncle Pi is gonna grade the Packers draft.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        I hope you give us the juiciest F you’ve ever given

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Mark

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Pizo

  • okxcy

    the bears are loses
    that is all you need to know

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    i heard the Lions are taking another TE tonight

  • okxcy

    pi you’re not kidding anyone
    you want to give all these guys the D

  • Mark Gormley

    Almost time to head homo.

    • Pi

      You’ve already arrived at that destination.

      • Mark Gormley

        My house is more homersexual, though

        • JoeNo

          [img]http://i.imgur.com/0LHcMPu.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    pants off draft party

  • JoeNo

    and with the first overall pick of the 2017 draft, Cleveland just fucked up another draft.

    • okxcy

      one of these days the Browns are going to get demoted to the CFL

      • JoeNo

        I still think the week before the SB the browns and lions should play in the “maybe next year bowl”

  • Pi

    Shit talking the CFL is a bannable offense.

    • Pi

      Vince Young is the back up QB in Saskatchewan.
      Bitches.

      • okxcy

        I bet he got more cheeseburgers guaranteed in his contract than Lacy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Why is it always something….

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My whole life is always 1 step forward 2 steps back.

    • JoeNo

      Start moonwalking?

  • okxcy

    lions are trading up to get michelle trubisky

  • Brew_City

    Can’t wait to see which schmuck the Bears draft

  • okxcy

    who else is ready to celebrate cinco de chinko

  • Bartz

    Colin Kaepernick Likely Being ‘Blackballed’ by NFL Teams

  • JoeNo

    Breaking News: Lions trade first pick for ham sandwich

    • Alias Number One™

      Breaking News: Lions trade 2nd pick for mustard for ham sandwich.

  • Alias Number One™

    Can’t wait to hear the boos!

    • JoeNo

      I hope Goodell gets pelted with batteries.

  • Alias Number One™

    Have a good night fuckers. I will welcome our new player we never heard of tomorrow.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Tacoooooooo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Vikings are trying to trade for some 1st round draft picks.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Does goodell get sad when he gets booed

  • K.

    sushi

    • okxcy

      yum

      • K.

        From Whole Foods. Pretty good.

  • K.

    I think the Bucks are going to lose this game

  • K.

    I ran over a skunk today and the smell is stuck on my car

    • Mark Gormley

      You sure it wasn’t Lanzo?

  • K.

    The draft is tonight? Damn… had no idea

    • K.

      Never care about the draft. Just let me know when the season starts.

  • K.

    Where is everyone?

    • JoeNo

      getting nice and erect for the Packers pick

    • Pi

      Hey baby girl.
      *Lathers up in tofu grease.*

      • K.

        Tofu grease.
        yummmm

        • Pi

          Where have you been lately?

          • K.

            Working man. My job has consumed my life.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I disagree with the browns and that pick to be honest

    • Pi

      I watched a German porno once where a girl kept saying “Fig me oh mein arse”.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Close enough

      • K.

        I love fig newtons

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
    The bears
    Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    HahahahahhahahahahhahahahHhahahahhahahahahahhahaha

  • JoeNo

    Bears just spent like an 18 year old the first time they went to a strip club

  • Brew_City

    Bears took Mitchell… LMAO

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lolololololololololilililililililoikoililililliklik

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaband to draft a qb

  • Pi

    Bitch Poo-binsky.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lol

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Oh wow. My day went from shitty to shit.

    • K.

      What happened? Black man beat you at hockey?

      • Pi

        Even worse. Swimming.

        • K.

          LMAO

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol all the bears fans.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    More like bitch-ill pu-cuntstinky

  • JoeNo

    Why on earth would you trade up for him?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Because stupid

      • JoeNo

        Gotcha, that makes sense

  • JoeNo

    Its like giving the guy in front of you at the DMV 500 dollars to get in front of him.

  • Pi

    Bears fans be all like…
    http://i.imgur.com/BRgZmlc.gif

  • JoeNo

    First round grades so far
    Browns B
    Bears F-
    49ers A

  • okxcy
  • Brew_City
  • Pi
  • hawkshaw

    glennon 45 mil for three years 18 mil guarenteed

    • hawkshaw

      for riding the pine

    • K.

      NFL loves giving away free $

  • okxcy

    have I told you lately how much I love the bears’ front office?

    • Pi

      Me love you long time.

  • Pi

    “Jason Stanciu · Western Illinois University
    You have got to be kidding me. What in the world were the chances of SF taking him at 2? If Cleveland was really willing to move up from 12 to get him they should’ve let them. I’m not mad at the pick necessarily, I’m mad that we gave up 3 picks to move up one spot to grab a qb with one year of experience. 2 of which come in a draft that is loaded with Defensive back depth.
    Like · Reply · 2 · 12 mins · Edited”

  • hawkshaw

    cory davis still leaves mike williams for the lions

  • hawkshaw

    busey is probally doing a foot long line of coke and shooting herion about now

    • Pi

      Yes. But that has nothing to do with the draft.

  • JoeNo

    White running back, black QB? Why does this sound disastrous.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Phfew I didn’t want him.

    • JoeNo

      3 reaches so far, more defensive players will slip to TT so he can pick a guy no one ever heard of.

  • Pi

    “Chicago Bears: Mitchell Trubisky, QB, North Carolina: MILLEN TRUBISKY Grade
    I… I don’t even know anymore. WTF are the Bears doing!? They paid Mike Glennon so much money, and yet they gave up the No. 3 overall selection, two thirds and a fourth… for a mediocre quarterback prospect? Wow.

    Wow.

    This is one of the worst draft moves ever made. If the Bears just took Trubisky at No. 3, that would be bad, but not horrible. Actually, it would be horrible, but this is a franchise-ruining selection. Trubisky over Solomon Thomas echoes Blaine Gabbert over J.J. Watt and Blake Bortles over Khalil Mack. Way to pull a Jaguars, Chicago.”

    I guess he’s not a fan.

  • Pi

    Tell these faggots to do us a favor and scoop all the TE’s.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Trade us draft picks for ours

      • hawkshaw

        richard rodgers

  • okxcy

    I was planning to shit on the bears’ doorstep but they did it themselves

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Mike Glennon. Mitchell Trubisky. Mark Sanchez.
      #Bears

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Think about that for a bit.

        • okxcy

          I like what I see

        • Brew_City

          *takes off pants*

  • Pi

    “*** If the Browns pick Mitchell Trubisky: *** THE WORST DRAFT PICK EVER Grade

    There is no Millen grade that will do this justice. It’s quite simply the worst draft pick ever made.”

    What if they traded 4 picks to move up one spot?

    • Pi

      Gravy you better be watching hockey you flaming faggot.

  • gravy_t

    The best part was the camera on the clueless bears fans that were present. “omg! we did a draft pick! I’m so excites!”

  • Brew_City

    keep those D players slidin

  • Mr. Horse

    Out dicking around, flipped it on radio. I knew every time Goodell was walking to the podium ’cause of the boos.

  • Mr. Horse

    Jesus, which untested QB will be better in 5 years?
    *mutes*

  • gravy_t

    TT could draft the next Woodson and we’d still fire him.

    • Mr. Horse

      I have FIRE ELIOT WOLF signs ready

  • Pi

    The problem with the first round is that it’s too fast between picks.

    • Pi

      *24 minutes of analysis of this comment.*

      • hawkshaw

        heres two seconds ,you suck cock

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I want to know why round 1 is 3 hours n 30 minutes. Round 2 and 3 is 3 hours. And why 4 5 6 7 is like 2 hours.

  • gravy_t

    Happy early Bday, bruh

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Thanks. But its not till september

    • okxcy

      thanks man
      you’re only 323 days early

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I jerked off to some chubby porn a bit ago.

    • gravy_t

      love it

  • hawkshaw

    whered that left wing gormely ,berkly

    • okxcy

      slapping the ham

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I am so angry today I have a splitting head ache

  • Mark Gormley

    The Browns keep playing the Texans.

  • Mr. Horse

    Benny Hinn HQ raided by IRS.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_wB5E2kGE

  • gravy_t

    Im loving the desperate trade-ups for QBs in such a weak class. Gonna be some juicy picks left over.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      TT drafts someone that isn’t even in the draft….or play foot all.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Why don’t the browns use some of their draft picks

  • okxcy

    bad teams not getting any better

  • Mark Gormley

    Sorry, I just got home. What did the Bears give up to grab Jay Cutler 2.0?

    • okxcy

      the next 7 years

    • hawkshaw

      3 pick ,a 3 and 4 rounds this year and a 4 next year ,to move up one spot

      • Mark Gormley

        John Fox should just quit now.

    • Brew_City

      most of their football hopes

      • Mark Gormley

        They shouldn’t have those anyways.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    The bears should of drafted my left toe.

  • gravy_t

    Arizona just has to squeeze another couple years out of Palmer and just draft a QB in next year’s loaded draft

  • Brew_City

    only 2 hours in and we’re almost halfway to the Packers pick.

    • Brew_City

      slow the fuck down NFL

  • Pi

    “John Lynch fleeces the Chicago Bears, who curiously trade up for Mitch Trubisky”

    “Alex Gelhar ✔ @AlexGelhar
    You simply cannot pass up a chance to trade 4 picks for your QB of the future to have him learn under Mike Glennon.”

    “Michael David Smith ✔ @MichaelDavSmith
    When he was hired people compared John Lynch to Matt Millen. Lynch has already made more smart draft moves than Millen ever did.”

    http://www.mlive.com/sports/2017/04/john_lynch_fleeces_chicago_bea.html#incart_river_index

  • Mr. Horse

    Joel Corry‏ @corryjoel 4 minutes ago

    Out of Mitchell Trubisky, Patrick Mahomes & Deshaun Watson, which two are Christian Ponder & Blaine Gabbert?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes.

  • Mark Gormley

    Joe got it totally right earlier: The 49ers fleeced to the Bears and got to draft the guy they probably wanted all along anyways.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Come on packers pick I gotta be up in like 3 hours

  • Mark Gormley

    Now we just need Spielman to trade his next nine drafts for a QB.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I was a inside line backer. That would be placed at defensive end…..
    And I fucking SUCKED at end.
    There is my draft story.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Did I mention I started at end tho? While practicing at MLB all week…

      Jordy tuff

    • Pi

      You’re talking to THE former back up QB for Riverside High School.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol

  • Brew_City

    this is the Vikings pick but they got Sam Bradford lolol

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      They would of traded it for like….I dunno some how more first round draft picks

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    That guy seems nice

  • Brew_City

    only 7 picks till utter disappointment Pi

    • Pi

      If it’s a TE I’m gonna ban Mosley.

      • Brew_City

        good he deserves it

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut the fuck up, Gruden.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Remember when the Vikings some how got like 32 first round draft picks

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      And all of them sucked

  • hawkshaw

    pad level wins ,jordys where only three feet of the ground

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      My cock was a 3rd leg. They called me the tri pod

      • Mr. Horse

        Why can’t I feature ^^^^, Canadian fag

  • Mark Gormley

    Gym Shorts got a new toy.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sorry, Pi. He doesn’t need you anymore.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hm… It’s almost like mock drafts are fucking stupid, Mel!

  • hawkshaw

    oj howard still there , pi

  • gravy_t
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Its funny one of those talking heads said “I’ve been wrong on every pick BUT I THINK THIS GUY WILL GO NEXT (then names 4 other guys for the same pick)

  • Mark Gormley

    Malik Hooker tackles he is already playing for the Bears.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Me and ancient tweet at this chunky chaturbate sex film girl. And its funny.

    • Pi

      Tell ancient to come here.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    She asked what’s the min amount of people needed for a gang bang. I asked for the biggest size don’t for penis humiliation and he said she has organatnge titties….

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    The vet bill didn’t break the bank for being an emergency vet. I’m able to sleep in peace now.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      My “bonus” will be spent on the house now.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Gonna resurface my sidewalks since its good concrete just flaked and pitted really bad

  • Mark Gormley

    “Here’s a dying kid. Please don’t boo me anymore, okay?”

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Lolol

  • Mark Gormley

    OJ Howard is staring Pi directly in the face.

  • okxcy

    roger is a sick man
    trotting sick kids out with him on the stage so people stop booing him

    • okxcy

      you scooping bastard gormley

      • Pi

        It was only funny when you said it.

        • okxcy

          well I didn’t add 4732 unnecessary words

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Someone remind the packers organization I’m a “recovering addict and alcoholic” so I should announce next years

  • Ancientage

    Holy fuck you assholes are still alive

    • Ancientage

      Pi
      Lick my butthole

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Ramona flour will

    • Pi

      Speaking of tight ends…

      • Ancientage

        You got the wrong guy
        My shit is tore up

        • Ancientage

          Damnit

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Someone tell Rogy just because he has a dieing kid on stage doesn’t mean he can’t get booed.
    Its like using human shields. Just doesn’t work.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuckguys scooping asshole.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    @RamonaFlour me and @AncientAge449 masturbated to you once. And he accidently blew a load on my arm.
    So gross.

    • Ancientage

      Jesus

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        You remember that day tho

        • Ancientage

          No….you drugged me remember?

  • Mr. Horse

    Russian IBM primary targets in the US
    http://i.imgur.com/tlFRfU5.jpg

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m just 30 miles outside of Chicago…I’m good right?

      • Mr. Horse

        Maybe. Draft HQ isn’t safe though.

    • gravy_t

      Cheyenne Wyo, where all the fuckin nukes are

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I can’t even point out wy on a map
        I’m the worst nuke man ever

    • Ancientage

      Yea but who are the Russians drafting?
      I hear they need help on the o line

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    @RamonaFlour @R8Rnation81 @AncientAge449 one time I wAlked into ancients house and slipped on a pool of blood sperm and anal leakage.
    Sick

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuck I’m 2 hours behind now. Brb

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    All these picks will possibly land to us..

  • okxcy

    I bet Cleveland is regretting not taking Michelle Trubisky

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m reading g these reviews for this latex concrete coating. And all these people are posting pictures of it after a year….so they didn’t do it right and I’m gonna do it right.
    Fix 100 sq ft of side walk for 75$ or pay a 1000 for a new one.
    Me 1 them 0.
    Just wish I was good at stuff besides concrete. Me and my dad did shit to our kitchen to make it look nicer. And looks alot nicer.

    • Mr. Horse

      Go door to door selling concrete survival bunkers.

  • Mark Gormley

    O
    J

    H
    O
    W
    A
    R
    D

    • gravy_t

      well duh

  • gravy_t

    So I see Cutler is still on the board
    …anyways, 2 more teams till we FINALLY see a TE come off the board.

    • JoeNo

      Thats if the Loins don’t trade up for him.

  • Pi

    Swear to god. I’m banning every last one of you.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Installed the light the range hood re did the cabinet faces and added knobs

    • Pi

      In Canada we don’t put our cupboards on the floor.

  • Brew_City

    1 TE gone pi. only one left. Oh boy

  • gravy_t

    I guess we’re just dropping spoilers now.

    • Mark Gormley

      Goddammit, Pi.

  • Mark Gormley

    TB doesn’t even need a TE.

  • gravy_t

    I was avoiding the twitter updates…but fuck me, right?

  • okxcy

    Mitchell Trubisky ✔ @Mtrubisky10
    Hell yeah, Go Packers

  • Mark Gormley

    Well, the Lions are going to regret not getting such a great TE. They is loses.

    • okxcy

      fuckin mosley

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Tanier’s Devastatingly Accurate Quarterback Comparison: Ryan Tannehill, dressed as Cam Newton, dressed as Matt Ryan for Coachella.

    I hate this pick for a variety of reasons, starting with the fact that the Bears traded several valuable draft picks to move up one spot.

    Two things worry me about Mitchell Trubisky, and neither of them is his low number of NCAA starts. He faced lots of big-time competition in his 13 starts and made plenty of NFL throws. That’s not a huge issue.

    Trubisky tends to linger in the pocket when backed up against his own end zone, as he waits for a perfect play when he should be speeding up his process. Trubisky threw to a receiver in his own end zone for a safety once and engages in other dangerous tomfoolery when he should just get rid of the darn ball.

    Trubisky also likes to try to escape a clean pocket via the back door, dropping extra far back and looping around his right tackle and the pass-rusher he’s blocking. There have been about 10 quarterbacks in NFL history who could execute this maneuver successfully, and even they all have some 40-sack seasons on their ledgers.

    Trubisky’s mistakes are Geno Smith tendencies, which should set off some warnings. More experience should minimize them, but they underscore the fact that Trubisky isn’t some ultra-dependable pocket passer. He’s an athletic playmaker with limited experience like Newton or Tannehill, two quarterbacks who neatly define the range of possibilities for Trubisky.

    The Bears had a chance to take their pick of instant-impact defensive players. They selected a developmental quarterback, despite a weak receiving corps. By the time Trubisky develops, if he develops, the men who drafted him may be gone.

    Unless his development becomes an excuse to ask for an extra year after another weak 2017 season for the Bears.

    Grade: D

  • okxcy

    denver drafted a baby?

  • Pi

    Finally the real draft starts.

    • gravy_t

      I hope you draft Tim Tebow

  • gravy_t

    I hope TT is smart and trades back into the 1st round 3 times so he doesn’t ruin AR’s prime

  • okxcy

    Lions pick is in:
    anus

    • Pi

      First ballot HOF anus.

  • gravy_t

    Penguins won…you can’t win twice in one night

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I want jabrill peppers still….sorry

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      He is like capers wet drean

  • okxcy

    the Lions have a better chance of drafting a HOFer right now than winning a playoff game

  • gravy_t

    Meh.

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,never heard of him

  • Mark Gormley

    Good. The dog needed to take a Lions. Glad to see they haven’t picked yet,

  • Mark Gormley

    Might as well have traded up to draft Michelle Trubinksy.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Great… we got Mitch titties lovin’ Trubisky, Glennon’s house of ass, and the dirty Sanchez. WTH is going on in Chicago?!

    • Mark Gormley

      They are trying to kill John Fox.

  • Pi

    Only 4 more hours until you guys pick.

  • Mark Gormley

    I wonder if Davis can hold well enough to fit the Lions’ defense.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m still up for our pick then going to sleep.
    Whoever it is will be HOF.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    I mean, who doesn’t love kissing titties in 2011?

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        That pinko commie bastard!

    • Pi

      Jordy, Gormley, and Hawkshaw.

      • GaryBusey’sTeeth

        Those bastards are not a part of Trumps America.

  • Mark Gormley

    Why is Lanzo at that guy’s house?

  • Pi

    The way I look at it, the Browns are stockpiling future awful draft picks.

  • Brew_City

    Lions do something good. That’s stupid.

  • JoeNo

    All I know is the Packers are winning the NFCN draft so far.

    • Mark Gormley

      I wonder what Spielman is doing tonight.

      • Brew_City

        trying to uncross bradford’s eyes

        • Mark Gormley

          What an idiot.

    • GaryBusey’sTeeth

      They’ll lose right before they reach the Super Bowl part of the draft.

  • Mark Gormley

    Nobody tell Jordy about the new Loaded Taco Burrito at Taco Bell!

  • gravy_t

    I hope that GB trades out of the first so I can kill myself and go to bed so I can hopefully wake up at 430

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Alright, I hope you guys are doing well. I’m headed back to work. I hope you guys don’t have the same reaction I did early tonight. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/539257a71fc8733167eac9b618d7ba86e0103fee3157efd7a43f455b168cffc4.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      I was sitting in traffic when i got that alert on my phone and was a bit confused.

    • hawkshaw

      you have put on some weight there bud

  • gravy_t

    I always love how later in the draft the analysts get less and less hyped on the draftees.
    “Meh, this guy is good..I guess, or whatever. Kinda slow at the combine. Had an ok year. Meh.”

    • Mr. Horse

      I love muting them.

  • Pi

    Good news Busey.

    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Phone Number
    1-800-273-8255

    • Pi

      31 teams give the Bears draft an A+

  • gravy_t

    Jordy, what time you waking up these days?

    • Mark Gormley

      I wake up at 5:00 every morning, butthorn.

      • gravy_t

        Thanks, Jordy. I wake up at 4:30

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah, but, as I told Pi, my jerb is dumb. Take that!

  • gravy_t

    I have a pretty neat schedule actually. Monday 6-3, Tues 6-6:30, Wed off, Thurs 12-6:30, Fri 6-6:30

    • Brew_City

      school or work?

      • gravy_t

        Clinicals

        • gravy_t

          …so school

        • Brew_City

          ooo nice

  • ikitten – colossus

    i heard the green bay quackers are drafting cheese duck

    • Mr. Horse

      This is an 18+ blog

      • ikitten – colossus

        lets party

  • okxcy

    Raiders draft a rapist?
    Some things never change.

    • JoeNo

      Bunch of pussies
      -Patriots

  • Brew_City

    Raiders taking the guy with a rapist wit

    • Mark Gormley

      GO RAPE!!!

  • Pi

    Raiders must have had a hard time choosing between all the criminals still available.

    • Mr. Horse

      They’ll get squared away in Vegas

    • Brew_City

      I hope we get one

    • Mark Gormley

      “Is OJ Simpson available? Damn… What about Lawrence Phillips? Damn…”

  • ikitten – colossus

    at least they didnt take the ugliest dude in the draft like the Denver Broncones

    • okxcy

      broncos drafted Tom Crabtree?

  • hawkshaw

    gravy has to get in early before his patients take there morning shit

    • ikitten – colossus

      graveyards are buzzin

  • gravy_t

    how many beers can I pound between now and the packers pick (bed time)?

    • ikitten – colossus

      wtwo

    • okxcy

      even odds TT trades out of the 1st so I’d guess 82

      • gravy_t

        touché

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/1nt9ciK.gif[/img]

  • gravy_t

    What’s Bader up to, nowadays?

    • ikitten – colossus

      cancer

  • gravy_t

    LUL

    • Mr. Horse

      Turrible week for Peppers

  • gravy_t

    Peppers is like, “ima mess with my sample so I can fall in the draft to a good team”

    Cleveland’s like, “LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLOLOLLLL”

    • Mark Gormley

      Was it him or Foster that tried to blame it on drinking too much water?

      • gravy_t

        don’t remember

        • Mark Gormley

          Maybe I should drug test you!

  • Brew_City

    seattle refuses to use their 1st rd picks

    • Mark Gormley

      I called that in my mock mock draft. I should work for ESPN.

      • Brew_City

        they no longer desire accurate journalism so

  • Mr. Horse

    I bet that’s who GB was going to take

    • ikitten – colossus

      i bet u they takin some hog doin cartweels

    • Brew_City

      UCLA duh

  • gravy_t

    Why is it black people want to break the stereotype but talk like morons at there first national tv opportunity

    • gravy_t

      Ok, I’m generalizing, but it’s only because I’m racist.

  • Mr. Horse

    I’d rather trade out of the 1st than take Watt

    • ikitten – colossus

      Kevin King

  • gravy_t

    Let’s get some other nigga and Mixon tomorrow.

  • Brew_City

    been drafted for 3 minutes and got a fine. Nice

  • gravy_t

    This guy is so hard….I can see his Oakland boner from here

    • gravy_t

      Hard AF

  • ikitten – colossus

    did u guys know im bout to have a bbaby

  • Mark Gormley

    We get it. You could have been the black Lanzo.

  • Pi

    That was dangerous. I was worried his big old lips would beat himself to death.

  • Mr. Horse

    Cowboys took Taco.

    • ikitten – colossus

      what a tasty treat

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ummmmm awesome

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I can go to sleep now. Good night

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So happy about TT trading out.
    Thank god.

  • Brew_City

    traded out lmao

  • gravy_t

    LMAO

  • Mark Gormley

    I wonder how pissed MM is right now.

  • okxcy

    well gravy you have 24 hours to pound beers

    • gravy_t

      Plot twist: calculated.

  • gravy_t

    I just wanna know what we got for it

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Same idk why they won’t tell us yet

    • Mr. Horse

      33 & 108

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Tomorrow we have 1st 2nd round pick

    • Pi

      The going rate is 4 picks for each spot they moved up.

  • ikitten – colossus

    GB runnin scared

  • Mark Gormley

    This is the kind of guy that you’d never notice, but he’ll be okay, I guess.

  • gravy_t

    Fuck…now I’m not gonna be home in time tomorrow to watch it.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Same.

    • Mr. Horse

      Decent chance he trades out of 33

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    The #Packers have traded with the #Browns for Cleveland’s second-round pick (No. 33) & fourth (No. 108). #PackersDraft https://t.co/akfCMfDNgq

  • gravy_t

    I agree, wait 4 more spots to pick, plus an extra 4th rounder. Can not WAIT to see Facebook fans all lit up about it tomorrow.

    • gravy_t

      FIRE TT

    • Pi

      I scratched my balls before touching your steak.

  • gravy_t

    Night fags

    • ikitten – colossus

      the worst kind

  • okxcy
    • Mr. Horse

      This is sick.

      • Pi
      • ikitten – colossus

        is it like a fetish for you. like are you part furry

        • Mr. Horse

          You want SKA for that.

          • ikitten – colossus

            BEEP BEEP ALL ABOARD

  • JoeNo

    TT dominates the 2nd round

    • Mr. Horse

      Bet he uses 108 & 33 to pick up a 3rd 2nd round pick.

  • Pi

    I’m out. Good night gentlemen.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sorry you were unable to land a TE, bruh.

  • Mr. Horse

    Yay. Watt’s off the board.

    • ikitten – colossus

      TJ FATT

  • Brew_City

    niners taking Reuben. Slut for money

    • Mark Gormley

      Sluts!

  • Mark Gormley

    Ah yes. TJ Watt meets all of the superlatives heaped upon white players. Fantastic.

    • JoeNo

      strong motor, good character?

      • Hooza

        Responsible with money

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      He’ll have all of the 7th round picks soon

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, I bought this Fender bass amp off of Amazon for $99 and it actually sounds–decent.

  • JoeNo

    So with Lamp still avail, my O line prediction is probably gonna happen

  • JoeNo

    “Horse kept making basketball comments, so I’m tanking this draft”
    -TT

    Thanks horse

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Bartz

    I can’t open a new tab. Anybody have the direct ip address?

  • Mr. Horse

    Mr. Horse • an hour ago
    Day 2 of the draft and FAP is down hard. Blogmaster is Canadian. I’m calling for cruise missiles.

    • Bartz

      Horse its just going to be you and me. Since the site is down.

      • Bartz

        Don’t refresh!

  • Mr. Horse

    JS Comments @JSComments ===>
    Another moron move by the gay moron in charge. Here comes another wasted year.

  • Pi

    Nude poast: NFCN first round draft grades.
    http://footballandpoop.com/nfcn/nfcn-first-round-draft-grades/