NFL 2016-17 Season Predictions

A Deep Dive Into The NFL’s Top Teams

The following is a true story about the future of today’s NFL

1. Detroit Lions

Never before has there been such a team of destiny. Good football is art. The Lions are like the Mona Lisa of TD’s, the Sistine Chapel of play-making, and the ninja turtles of ground and pound (that’s 4 legendary artists for the kids keeping score at home).

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2-27. Everybody Else Except GB, Chi, Oak, NYG, Minn, and SF

Gonna take a miracle for these teams to compete with the top team in the NFL. Most of these teams have less of a chance than hawkshaw does of making it through AA. (Editors note: Do natives even go to AA?) They are that ex-girlfriend you had to tell them they were a good painter because it was the gateway into her bra strap.

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Last (Tie): Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears, Minnesota Vikings, Oakland Raiders, NY Giants, and San Francisco Fagets

Give these teams good players and they’re still Sitton a long way from competing. These teams are to art what baby Jordy is to smearing shit on the walls… and also adult Jordy too.

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Pro analysis.

You have to hand it to this kind of top notch professional journalism.

Up at ESPN HQ, they’re busy promoting the latest dipshit with a big mouth… but here at the last haven of true sports journalism, we present only the hard-hitting unbiased facts.

Now go back and read the first word of every paragraph

What kind of faggot actually READS the articles anyway?

 

 

  • Jive Lake Duck

    First

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Let’s break down this Bradford thing.
    Everyone likes to imagine the best for the future 1st round picks, but just as often it’s a bust and more often it’s just an average starter like Aj Hawk or Xavier Rhodes or someone.  Could the Vikings use a first round pick?  Sure.  But, the reality is their roster is stacked, layered, deeeeep.  When you are building a roster picks have a higher value, not so much when you have a stacked, layered, deeep roster.  This is exaggerated even more so when the position of need is a QB.  They are riskier early picks and you have more need for that piece than any other.  To a team with a good roster a 1st round pick for a serviceable starting QB is probably a bargain.  Now, I don’t wanna hear another word about it from any of you ever again, especially after the Vikings go 8-8 and they trade Bradford away for a backup assistant equipment manager after the season.

  • Scat man 87

    Mom I did not think about aids before I gave him a blow job

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 that would be a turnoff

  • Scat man 87

    Oops

  • Scat man 87

    Blah blah blah tl;dr

  • Scat man 87

    Bhial

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Bradford sucks. There I broke it down

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    pi why did the charicature artist think you look like adam corolla?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
    I told him to give me the Packfan look. Basically everyone turns into a greasy Italian caricature.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM also, nice puffyshirt. was this a rennaisance fair by chance?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I noticed det is number 1 since I didn’t read further I will just assume this is 2017 draft order

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi fuckin BB is ruthless

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck thank you for the synopsis, as nobody even noticed that.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    ALL OF THIS FOR A LAME RICKROLL??? goddamn canadans

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Jive Lake Duck
    If you refresh the page, I updated it to include the 49ers true position.

  • JoeNo1

    Something tells me this isn’t a serious post.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Yeah. Did he really have to torch the guy’s house too?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    JoeNo1
    I was too stoned to add in some diabeetus but I see you have that covered just fine.
    http://i.imgur.com/xW7srW9.jpg

  • JoeNo1

    Home Sweet Home Pi JoeNo1 Its got everything a growing body needs.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Don’t listen to these guys Pi.  This is by fart the best post I have not read.

  • Scat man 87

    In gonna start a chaturbate channel I think. You can watch me fap during packer games. Cry during packer games. Scream in b d s m agony during packer games. Or cum in joy during packer games.
    And watch me work out naked and stuff. Found all my dann weights.

  • Scat man 87
  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87  family friendly ,no hetrosexual sex

  • JoeNo1

    hawkshaw Scat man 87 Looks like I’m looking for a new place to hang out

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 wheres the beer fridge

  • Jive Lake Duck

    “To say I’m disappointed in the hiring of Skip Bayless would be an enormous understatement,” Aikman said. “Clearly, [Fox Sports president of national networks] Jamie Horowitz and I have a difference of opinion when it comes to building a successful organization. I believe success is achieved by acquiring and developing talented, respected and credible individuals, none of which applies to Skip Bayless.”

  • Scat man 87

    I have a nicely framed picture in my garage of a lady giving a vicious blowjob

  • Jive Lake Duck

    niners extended tank for 1 more season.  

    Giving him a chance to prove he can play olb since he flamed out at de in a 3/4 

    He looked pretty good in preseason and now he has 2 years to prove the first 3 years was because he was miscast

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Never trust Jed York or his cabin boy Trent. They are awful and should be banished to Warv’s bedroom.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jordy, Why is  yer recliner so far from the TV?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    He moved it back after he kept getting spunk on it.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery because now a days we have these things called remotes

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery “what the fuck is a remote?”  -Warvette

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Jive Lake Duck i cant use remotes because of a mountain and trees – warv

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery LOL!

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I scrolled down and now I assume gubby is being sarcastic.  Jesus Jordy you sit right on top of your tv.  My TV is 42 inches and I sit 1.5x further away

  • Jive Lake Duck

    i do like the recliner even thought it might be fake leather.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    unofficial niner depth chart for those interested. http://www.49ers.com/news/article-1/49ers-Release-Unofficial-Week-1-Depth-Chart/2d3e3846-ddb8-43c2-bb25-302662ab544f?sf35261609=1  Only carrying 2 TEs on game day is interesting to me. Also no FB.  2 glaring changes on the offenses approach from previous seasons where we always had 3 tes AND a fb.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Is there anyone even on their roster that would make the Viking’s 53?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck scintilating read. thanks for the link

  • JoeNo1

    Jive Lake Duck and you started a RB at the QB position for years

  • Crooked Gubbery

    W, Pi was noncommittal about going to Burning Man with me.  You wanna go?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    callahan be all “talk to the callahand!”—–>

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery jesus.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery It’s not all gay sex.  Jesus.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    some teams still do that.  some teams trade for a statue that blows.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery ponder at qb

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery Ha!

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM They stop for pineapple squares twice a day inbetween the gay sex.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    We’ll just call Callahan, Calla from now on.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    This is lamer than your AOL screen name.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Ouch!  Who you so angry?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery that’s mean

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns *spoken in Puerto rican prostitute’s voice*

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery they are both packers

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM There’s arson too!

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Jive is on fire!  LOL

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Will Callahan be moved to practice squad when Hundley is healthy?  Does Hundley have any practice squad time left?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Sorry, Warv would answer you but he’s too busy enjoying a pumpkin spice latte.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Mmmm

  • DeOkxcy

    warv what FF league are you talking about?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    DeOkxcy Can we redo the draft.  I missed it.  I was on the verge of great things last year.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I need a wingman for Burning Man. 
    Qualifications:
    Non judgmental.
    Looks good naked, but not better than me.
    Easily converses with both elite silicon valley types and homeless whore types
    Not offended by occasional “accidental” crossing of swords
    Into really cool art and shit.
    Free spirited.
    Willing to sign non-disclosure agreement and forget all the debauched and demeaning and degrading and defiling things I may do.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    DeOkxcy the fap league!

  • DeOkxcy

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM DeOkxcy
    details?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery sounds like jordy

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery Burning Man is no place for someone trying not to imbibe.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Jive Lake Duck then warv I guess is your man

  • Scat man 87

    I’m on it

  • Jive Lake Duck
  • Scat man 87

    I am burning….man

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 penicillin will clear that up

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
  • DeOkxcy

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
    wow
    I don’t think that roster can be salvaged

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Why on fucking earth would you do a draft any time sooner than right now?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery you had yer chance

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Packer talent pool has a very large wading section and not much of a deep end.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Everything is so in flux until the season is jsut about to start.  Throws so much bullshit into it.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM thats so brilliant> you and jive should have a show like bayless and sharpe

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM we drafted last week numbnuts

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby when do we start training Monday?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Exactly.  None of this should happen until today at the earliest.

  • Scat man 87

    That’s why I like it

  • Scat man 87

    Anything can happen during the season too … Bro

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 What?  Jesus.  So.  The point is to minimize the “luck factor”

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery anytime after week 3 is fine.  teddy was a freak accident.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    gubby, you obviously have never played ff. “in flux until the last week” of preseason?? nobody drafts guys on the bubble

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery warvs draft was way too early

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87 jeez do you even fantasy football bro?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 Training for what?  I get my fitness watch tomorrow.  So, the government will be all over my ass on Thursday.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM i dont think he cares about drafting bubble guys i think he cares about drafting guys that canget injured before the season starts

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery last week dummy

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM your draft was way too early

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery it wasnt last week.  it was like 3 weeks ago now.  Mine was last week with Keal.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM oh boohoo. starters don’t play week 4 of the preseason, and our draft was right before the last preseason game

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warv your draft wasnt last week.  it was like the first week of preseason go fuck yourself with your bs

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Jive Lake Duck lol your draft was after week 1 of preseason shut the fuck up

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    besides that, fuckers get hurt midseason. then you improvise and adjust. exactly like if they got hurt in the preseason. don’t be pussies

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jesus warve.  there’s a ripple effect all the way through.  Those last second bubble pickups tell you a lot.  What do you think separates winners from losers?  I feel like I’m TT trying to explain the nuances to dumping loud mouthed Sitton.  It’s complicated beyond your pay grade.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM again you still dont get the point of getting hurt before the season starts and not getting you any points

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck it was the thursday before last. ya got me. 12 days ago

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM random shit is always going to happen.  You want to minimize that if you want to maximize skill.  There are simply too many variable remaining to hold your draft as early as you do.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM so what. fuck your fucking points.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery GOOD. go drink some ripple, fred sanford

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Jive Lake Duck Jesus.  My son and his wife have already named their children and picked out a charter shool in Scottsdale.   You are way more premature than them.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    “oh boohoo someone else made the rules and now i have to live with them, waaa!” 
    when life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eatchyer damn lemons. pussies.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I agree with Gubby the reason I didnt sign up for warvs league is because the draft was so early.  I am fine with after week 3 of preseason drafts.  Prefer it to be after week 4 but 3 is fine.  I understand people have shit to do so it happens.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck well as long as you understand.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    never want to lose a high draft pick in a meaningless game.  the end of the roster doesnt matter as much.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Jive Lake Duck I dont understand why you set your draft for a shitty time.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM because i’m a cheater. fuck you and your way of doing things.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Jive Lake Duck I dont think you are a cheater I just dont think you are all that smart

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    my league. my rules. fuck you and your way of doing things. it’s not too late to start a new league, geniuses. you had your chance.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    No one is asking it to be perfect.  We are simply asking that it be something less than a complete fucking disaster.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery LOL so true

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery your FACE is a complete fucking disaster

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery My face?  My face?  Fuck my face!

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck shit happens. tough crap.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM DONE!

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    want me to start a new league just for you whiners? it can be two teams and i’ll call it “gubby and jives crybaby circlejerk”.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM I am in a league I dont need to be in another.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM No. I wouldn’t play no matter when you started it.  I only did it last year to fill out your quota and I’m not sure I ever went back after the draft.  FF is for faggoty faggots.  I’m only calling your attention to the giant flaw in your league setup because I care.  I’m generous like that, even if I do take abuse for it.

  • Scat man 87
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 Don’t go terminating fuckers.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM I also told you that you were an idiot for starting the league too early when you were doing it and you were all like
    I am warv the primadonna and I do what I want and shove things in my asshole – warv

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 safety glasses?

  • Scat man 87

    A lot of selfies coming soon.
    Gubby I’m going for a walk training for burning ma

  • Scat man 87

    You don’t get it MAN

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 i dont want to

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 You can’t go. You’re an addict.  Nothing but drink and drugs and nudity and art there.

  • Scat man 87

    I’m also a nudist.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 Yes.  I’m not even sure I am.  I got this problem keeping my penis down.

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby I just gave a problem with drinking opiates barbiturates and benzos
    I’m coo with some bike riding getting naked and doing cocaine and shrooms

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 There’s alcohol everywhere.  I could not do that to you Jordy. And, you know one thing alsways leads to another.  You can’t take the tiniest step in the wrong direction or you’ll end up all the way gone.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM then shut your hole

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87 oh my, we’re all responsible for other people’s personal behaviour? who are you, seal? fucking adopt jordy already and let him suckle at your whatever

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87 I’m not responsible for no one.  Yoyo is my motto.  But, that don’t justify reckless disregard for another human’s afflictions.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I got out of the shower and decided to put gobs of hair gel in to look like one of Trump’s kids.

  • Crooked Gubbery
  • Crooked Gubbery

    http://imgur.com/XwI7M38
    Make America’s Team Great Again!

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery sad thing is his daughter uses the least amount of hair product

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery I wonder if they haven’t adapted their hair styles so that they can age better.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    goff is going to be inactive vs SF.  LOL

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Not only is the number 1 overall pick not starting he is fucking inactive

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Whoever made this deserves to be drowned in Jordy’s toilet.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jesus.  No one deserves that.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Jerry Jones as George Washington?  They possibly deserve worse,

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Hell, they deserve to be drowned in Jordy’s toilet while someone reads one of Warv’s “articles” to them.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery I don’t think it’s meant to be flattering.  But, If Washington is your Muhammad then we can execute the artist.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Bradford had the highest QBR and highest TD/int ratio of any QB in the second half of last season.  Also, he threw for the 3rd most yards.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  The NFCE is trash though.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Chip Kelly made Folols look even better.  Now where is foles?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery Backing up Alex Smith.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery In saying that Gabbert will probably be better than Bradford this year

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery They played the Cardinals, Panthers, Seahawks  and Broncos in that period.  Not too shabby.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns how did they play az and sea when the nfcw played the nfcn last year?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  Fine.  He is the next Marino.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns I don’t make teh schedule.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Jive Lake Duck Mark Gormley Returns well your schedule is a lie

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Crooked Gubbery Jive Lake Duck Mark Gormley Returns a lie that you made

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns Are you implying that I would make up this entire topic?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    panthers beat eagles 27-16 in the first half of the season 

    eagles played just the cards from the nfcw.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  Clearly he was talking about the playoffs…

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Mark Gormley Returns Jive Lake Duck Bradford in the playoffs LOL

  • Scat man 87

    Is it football yet I got my lil section set up I’m feeling manic and I just cleaned my bathroom

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Mark Gormley Returns  I mean, his Sooners team got beat by the Tim Tebow-led Gators in the NCG.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 Do some pushups!  I’m routinely over 50 at a time now.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 you missed a hell of a game the last 2 nights

  • Scat man 87

    All these stupid players following kaep not realizing when they were in diapers a bunch of rag heads bombed the twin towers in ny

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Gubby did you watch the fsu game last night?

  • Scat man 87

    I read

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 “That was Hillary”  -Trump

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 thanks to bush

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jive Lake Duck Parts of it.

  • Scat man 87

    I have my whole regiment routine back in order. Just going to focus on a lot of cardio until Monday hits I hate starting shit mid week its pointless to me

  • Scat man 87

    It was her tampons shooting out of her snatch

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  Gubby’s teams are, in no particular order, the Vikings, Seminoles, and the Irish.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Okay. I confess.  I made up all that stuff about Bradford’s second half of the season.

  • Scat man 87

    I don’t know if this time around I want to check my monthly measurements as far as muscular areas go. I did once before then I hit a number and stopped.

  • Scat man 87

    Did he even play in a second half of season that’s like 2 games for him

  • hawkshaw

    Crooked Gubbery you speak with forked tongue

  • Scat man 87

    And the magic

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Grubster, be honest, are you Deep Throat?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 It’s the plateaus that kill ya’.  You got learn how to crash through them.  And, each time you do you will refine your methods until eventually you become a master.

  • Scat man 87

    I wanna find some tires for free on Craigslist. Chain am together and swing my sledge hammer on em

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 sounds white trashy

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Scat man 87  You can just say Warvy and save everyone some time.

  • Scat man 87

    Really good exercise I used to love swinging a sledge hammer or pick axe at work

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns I’ve tickled some tonsils.  But, just because I was a ghost writer for All The President’s Men doesn’t mean I was actually Deep Throat.

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Scat man 87

    Who’s starting for the viks hill?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 LOL

  • Scat man 87

    I hate em

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 They hard. You max out and the returns seem like you ain’t getting nowhere. But you gotta break it down and figure out what is holding you back from the next level.  This is what it is all about.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 It’s a mystery. No reason for them to let the competition know.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87  I think they already announced Hill, Deep Throat.

  • 4everalegend

    Scat man 87 Yo! The Vikes are listing Hill as the number one on their roster. Of Course, deception is part of the game…

  • 4everalegend

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87 Yeah but that could be a ploy…

  • 4everalegend

    Shit. My goofy world keeps coming back to bite my ass.
    Must be God’s will…

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Last I heard they didn’t announce it yet.  They were splitting reps with the ones.
    But Gormley the closet Viking fan would know better than I.  Get him!

  • Crooked Gubbery

    4everalegend This is what my Disney World trip is going to be like.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    4everalegend Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery Scat man 87  A ploy just like the Bradford trade?

  • 4everalegend

    Crooked Gubbery Hill is listed, but this is the big show. You go figure.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Seattle is known for three things: Passive aggressive behavior; awesome seafood; and being a hotbed of Minnesota Vikings fandom.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    4everalegend Crooked Gubbery NOt sure if a depth chart counts as being named the starter.  Almost always is.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery It’s the next broadcast region over.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery Coffee?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  Nah.  That’s some stupid bulllshit myth.  Coffee isn’t any better here than any decent-sized major American city.

  • 4everalegend

    I dunno, but maybe Callahan starts next week, just of give Rodgers a bit more time to cruise in.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Starbucks is based here, but Howard Schultz is a cheap putz that everyone up here hates.

  • 4everalegend

    Give Lacey a break too. Gotta hit that Old Country Buffet the last time, ya know.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/the-nfls-most-hated-list-32-teams-32-villains-you-love-to-loathe/

    This is some funny shit.
    Vikings most hated:  The Football Gods
    Bears most hated:  Jay Cutler

  • 4everalegend

    Crooked Gubbery This is new???

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Fuck, my favorite coffee house is in Portland.

  • 4everalegend

    Mark Gormley Returns Does she know Warv??
    Maybe that’s why…

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns FAG

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns bridge city?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Mark Gormley Returns  Can’t remember the exact name.  It’s in the part of town with the Keep Portland Weird mural.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    when i first moved here a friend got something like a double chi tea machiato mocha twist spritzer coffee or whatever shit you fuckers around here drink, and when i made fun of him he said “yeah, welcome to the pacific northwest, motherfucker!”
    i just don’t understand your fascination with coffee up here. have a cup, black, in the morning and shut the fuck up about it.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM once you went black you never went back

  • Scat man 87

    All coffee tastes the same to me but I tell people I like dunk in donuts the best….

  • Scat man 87

    I’m a tea kinda guy

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM not sure. i avoid portland at all costs.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  I agree.  Depending on if I like the roast, I might get an espresso.  But, generally I just drink earl grey tea when I am feeling typically faggy or black coffee.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scat man 87  Me too!

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    instant coffee is just fine. fuckers in the pacific nw think they invented coffe n shit

  • Crooked Gubbery

    ESPN’s Britt McHenry reports Sam Bradford has “done really well” picking up the playbook, and “all options [are] still available” at quarterback for the Vikings’ Week 1 opener against the Titans.

    8:11 pm

  • Scat man 87

    Gorm you get on that yogi tea shit??

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  I tune anyone out who tries to tell me about the Seattle coffee culture.”  And I know a shitload about coffee.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scat man 87  What’s that?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    i was reading today about Citizen Kane, and Orson Welles was so addicted to coffe during the making of the film, he was drinking 30 cups a day and had caffeine poisoning! so he switched to tea, and drank so much his skin turned a different color. goddamm

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM gay, gay and more gay

  • Scat man 87

    Its for gays?

  • Scat man 87

    A brand of tea

  • Scat man 87

    Coffee beans were first found in Seattle in 1776

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery all their options are sucking tho

  • Scat man 87

    What is caffeine poisoning? At one point I was drinking 8 monsters a day

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery You realize the Vikings may not give up any points this year don’t you?

  • Scat man 87

    By Christopher Columbus rodam

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Scat man 87 well, i don’t know but that’s what it said. http://mentalfloss.com/article/78802/13-classic-facts-about-citizen-kane

  • Scat man 87

    Eh if other stuff didn’t kill me coffee sure as shit wont

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    “His habit of consuming more than 30 cups of coffee each day led him to succumb to caffeine poisoning. He switched to tea, believing that the time it took to make each cup would slow him down, but having an assistant make it for him meant that he drank so much his skin changed color.”

  • Crooked Gubbery

    We had some straight caffeine in one of the labs I worked in and some folks would spike their beverages.  It’s very risky.  This is also during that Fen-phen phase with power and diet drinks.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Slow down bitch you trying to kill me.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery i remember that shit. little bb’s of pure uppers

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM That kind of Citizen Kane genius is often manic.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    There is a self-aggrandizing, conservative pandering asshat windbag of a radio host in Seattle who also does the Seahawks pre-game shows for the radio broadcasts.  Dude claims to drink at least a 12 pack of Diet Coke a day, but calls out people who occasionally smoke weed as loser drug addicts.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM he’s from wisconsin

  • Scat man 87

    Who is citizen kane

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scat man 87  Charles Foster Kane.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns oh shit is he the guy with the weird voice inflection? black guy talking about “russeil weealssoahn”

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery There was a gym next to a burriot place in Mesa and we’d get power drink they mixed at the gym to go with our lunches.  Jesus fuck our hearts would race and shit and we had no clue.

  • Scat man 87

    Yes….

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Scat man 87 google best movie ever made

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Scat man 87 Roger Ebert used to joke that Citizen Kane is http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/whats-your-favorite-movie to the question “What’s the greatest film of all time?”—and it’s easy to see why. In the nearly eight decades (it turns 75 years old today) since its release,Citizen Kane has remained one of the clearest expressions of creative freedom and artistic innovation ever put on film.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Mark Gormley Returns LOL!

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 He’s the Third Man dumbass.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Mark Gormley Returns yeah remember avery johnson? kinda like that but gayer

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scat man 87  He was a powerful business tycoon with an insatiable desire to be loved yet was incapable of loving anyone other than himself.  His addiction to attention eventually destroyed him and those closest to him.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    patterned after william randolph hearst (who himself was responsible for marijuana being illegal in the u.s., btw),

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns Lil Avery Johnson.  That’s funny.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    check this out: Hearst’s vast newspaper empire banned all advertising of Citizen Kane, and numerous theater chains refused to show it, contributing to its eventual financial failure at the box office. Welles once claimed that the retribution grew so vicious that he was warned by a policeman that “an underage girl, undressed, and photographers” were waiting for him in his hotel room, so he simply abandoned the room and left town.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  Sounds like Vegas’ hero Sheldon Adelson.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    yah hearst villified Panco Villa who was liberating land hearst owned and cut trees to make his newspapers, and said mexicans were coming to america to make reefer addicts of your children. BOOM pot illegal. fucking evil bastard waas powerful tho

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  We think our political system is corrupt now, but it was much worse in the late 19th and early 20th centures.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Reality is excpet for rich white fucks life has gotten better for most everyone.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  And, to be clear, it still is bad right now.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM oh shit. WR hearst was so powerful, his only equivalent now would be bill gates, but even MORE evil

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Mark Gormley Returns  To Gates’ credit, he has largely cashed out his stock so that is philanthropy is largely guided by actual philanthropic interests and not his financial ones.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    yeah, but the Gates Foundation woks with the Clinton Foundation so it’s all bad.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Wait. Pancho Villa was not Mexican?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  The Clinton Foundation has done overwhelmingly good things–even if Bill is sleazy as fuck.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery i mean microsoft is evil

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery ??

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery  Good point.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery You made it sound like the white guy was bad, but that’s gotta be a mistake?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    We need to assign porno nicknames to everyone on here, but for that we will need Gravy.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    pancho villa’s a hero of the people. not only did he liberate hearst’s land and give it back to the peasants so everyone joined his army, he’s one of the few fuckers to attack the united states successfully. like nogales arizona or something. hears ran all these stories inhis papers that villa’s armies were crazed on “marihuana” and were going to rape american girls and make everyone pot addicts. that led to the AMA being founded

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Any of you butt queefs want a copy of Profiles in Courage?

  • Scat man 87

    Pablo Gormabar

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    i fought fires in the mountains witha cunch of mexicans, and through the smoke i would yell ‘PANCHO VILLA!!!’ and ‘A RASSA!!!”. they knew it was me though they couldn’t see me. just lookit this glorious bastard

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    jordy this guy’s your hero

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns no. want a brent favre autographed football?

  • Scat man 87

    Fuckin Italians

  • лошадь
  • Crooked Gubbery

    take your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery King Paynes. his name was king, but we called him booger so booger paynes

  • Scat man 87

    Slimer agatite

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Bandit Polk

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    Crooked Gubbery Wait, I forget my pajamas.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    лошадь Crooked Gubbery You made up porn names when you were a child?  Jesus.

  • лошадь

    Crooked Gubbery лошадь Is there enough popcorn?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    лошадь Crooked Gubbery We got plenty, but no reason to get fatter.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Haha.  Steve Easter.  But it’s funnier if it’s first dog and street name: Salsa Easter.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery Can easter fall on cinco de mayo?

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Scat man 87

    Horse I found the red glasses

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    Crooked Gubbery лошадь I regret to inform you that I won’t be able to attend.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  It’s the celebration of a fictional event so… Sure?

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    Scat man 87 It’s iconic. Never lose them again.

  • DeOkxcy

    Slim River

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    DeOkxcy Stinky Valley

  • Crooked Gubbery

    лошадь DeOkxcy LOL

  • Crooked Gubbery

    лошадь DeOkxcy I dated her.

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    Crooked Gubbery лошадь DeOkxcy You too?

  • DeOkxcy

    Crooked Gubbery лошадь DeOkxcy
    isn’t that hawk’s sister?

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    DeOkxcy Crooked Gubbery лошадь Their roads don’t have names.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Stinky valley sounds like something Mosley would be into.

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    Mark Gormley Returns Pretty sure we’ve all been into that.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь Mark Gormley Returns  You motherfucker!  Are you implying that I am into women?!!!!

  • лошадь

    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь I prefer to not even think about your sexuality.

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь But I picture inventory printouts.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь Mark Gormley Returns  You fucking fuck.  You’re calling me straight and have the tech savvy of Warv?  You really know how to hurt a person.

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    If AR gets sacked and pressured a lot by the Jags the shit is going to hit the fan, especially if he gets hurt.
    Even the Browns wouldn’t have cut a player like Sitton unless they had to. This game could impact a lot of shit for a long time.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь  The Jags had a horrendous pass rush last year. How are they at bring pressure from the interior?

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь Don’t know. No one knows yet, not even the Jags.

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь But you can bet they’ll double up there is they have to.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь Mark Gormley Returns  I know they are hoping that Fowler will be a beast on the outside.

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь

    Myles Jack will get sent. If he messes up AR Packers Twitter will explode.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь Mark Gormley Returns  Dude is a freaky athlete.

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь

    I’m brushing off my FIRE TT banners.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь Mark Gormley Returns  The guy who shares an office with me is 25 and played some college football.  He showed me clips of Myles Jack and I was blown away.  Then again, my coworker showed me clips of himself playing running back and I was blown away.

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    Mark Gormley Returns лошадь Myles Jack will be a star, and TT passed.  Then TT fired Sitton.  There’s your dialog if it goes to shit.

  • Scat man 87

    How did lane taylor score on PFF

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    In reply to https://twitter.com/CoryJennerjohnhttps://twitter.com/scudworx https://twitter.com/scudworx/status/773355893652066304
    https://twitter.com/CoryJennerjohn This is exactly how we know that there was an incident that made keeping him intolerable.

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  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    лошадь it’s a nonstop parade of people who think they know better how to run a team. shit, all of us do it. “THAT WAS A TERRIBLE CALL!!” but shit, next time they go to hire an executive or coach, they don’t first look at the blogs and tweets for who’s got the best ideas.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    certainly the jaguars will gameplan to exploit lane taylor’s lack of experience. that’s nothing new. rest assured there’s a plan. fuck, i sound like goddam vic ketchman without the deep sardonic wit.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  Let me be, Warv.  I am burying my head in the sand and trusting that the Packers and TT know what they are doing.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM christ, the packers would have sand as a base, then some kind of fine gravel strata, a layer of drainage/rootbinding material, then a composite kentucky bluegrass/Nike® blend. try shoving your head in THAT!

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    Mark Gormley Returns warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM They didn’t have a choice.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Grubster should feel reassured: Skip Bayless thinks Bradford is an improvement of Bridgewater.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Bradford:  Round 1, Pick 1
    Stafford:    Round 1, Pick 1
    Cutler:       Round 1, Pick 11
    Rodgers   Round 1,  Pick 24

    Rodgers is loses.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Exactly, see above.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  As a show of his credibility, Bayless mentioned that he has called Bradford “Sam Badford” in the past.  Bayless should be drowned to death in Jordy’s toilet after our boy consumes a Grande Meal at Taco Bell.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery He was all over that Aikman is gay story though.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  He was also all over Jerruh’s crank back in the day.  He fucking argued that Jerruh was more vital to the Cowboys success than Johnson.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    The Titans and Jaguars are as interchangeable and indistinguishable to me as Switzerland and Sweden.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    *possibly plausible scenario, given the rumors: 
    Sitton: “they’re gonna give Lacy a big extension what, cuz he lost 10 pounds?? it’s us blocking and especially ME that made him!” 
    Lacy listening in: “Man, I did what I had to do, so just worry about yourself.” 
    Sitton: “…..grumble…. whatever………pssh…………..
    nigger.”

    everyone in the lockerroom would hate Sitton for something like that. That’s just one possibly plausible scenario.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery you need to expanderate your boundiferous, bruh

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Is this just made up?  Where is this from?  I think they saw trouble on the horizon, disruptivity, from Sitton and a rather mild terrain for the season to get youth up to speed and a chance to send a contract message to the rest of the ingrates.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM it’s from the scheme factory. something happened that was kinda sudden and definitive.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery WTF is the scheme factory?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM  Warv’s Twitter existence.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Ball control offense only works if you have a defense that can keep you in games.  The Cowboys defense could really sucky suck at a high level of suckiness.  Damn right Ezekiel Elliot could break out as a RB in Dallas, but they ain’t gonna be able to feed him the ball down 3 scores with ten minutes to go.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM my brain

  • R8Rnation81

    I like the fancy headings

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    R8Rnation81  Pervert.

  • Scat man 87

    Yo

  • Scat man 87

    Be funny if lane taylor had an awesome season

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    Scat man 87 Might take a few games to get there.

  • Scat man 87

    🙁

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    Scat man 87 Combo blocks, not enough practice for the Dbak/Taylor pairing.

  • Scat man 87

    Yikes bruh

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    Scat man 87 Could be the most important game of the season on Sunday.

  • Scat man 87

    Ducking humidity again its 90 but with the humidity feels like 900

  • Scat man 87

    No joke

  • Scat man 87

    I saw a boss from a company I used to work for. His arms are about as big as my legs (I have abnormally muscular legs) dann has a big son of a bitch

  • Scat man 87

    Hawkkshaw do a rain dance for me faget taylor lane what a gay name

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  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    The NFL and their obsession with predictions is like JoeNo and his obsession with mustache gay sex.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Then they mix it up with the usual “top 10 QB rankings”.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    This is confusing because I know none of you are actually working hard.

  • Scat man 87

    I’m sitting in group learning why I’m a piece of shit?

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    Coach Caldwell is now at the podium.

  • Scat man 87

    Someone TORE up the bathroom I went to pee in. Dear god. And someone walked in right when I walked out.

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    The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Packers?src=hash have signed TE Devon Cajuste to their practice squad

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    You’re the king. Don’t let those self-hating jews tell you otherwise.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    лошадь
    That man is more conservative than Gormley’s voting history.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    I have never actually liked any of the Lions coaches they hired. Is that wrong?

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    Home Sweet Home Pi лошадь It must be excruciating to have to sit through one of those

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Actually I take that back. I actually liked Steve Mariucci.

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    Home Sweet Home Pi I liked all of them

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    Home Sweet Home Pi and the GMs

  • Scat man 87

    You stink

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    I guess it would be too embarrassing if thy let him keep the WR tag.

  • Scat man 87

    The mooch

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Lovie Smith. Now there’s a nigga we could all get behind.

  • Scat man 87

    Fucking faget doctor is taking forever with this disability paper work.
    I wanna get a PT jerb for fucks sakes

  • Scat man 87

    You’d love to fuck that fat ass

  • Scat man 87

    Idk why I can get one with disability but not unemployment like id contributing tax money…come on faget

  • Scat man 87

    Seems so ass backwards

  • Scat man 87

    Hail hail

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    You need to get rich selling those glasses online. Just put them on a gorgeous Calvin Klein underwear model like this guy.
    http://i.imgur.com/rUHR79l.jpg

  • Scat man 87 Do you have a laser level?

  • Scat man 87

    I did.

  • Scat man 87 I have similar glasses for my laser level.

  • Scat man 87

    Idk why people use em

  • Scat man 87 They do help if the room is bright.

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    Scat man 87 I used some like that for hunting in rain and fog. Couldn’t stand yellow lenses.

  • Scat man 87

    I feel like a robot

  • лошадь Home Sweet Home Pi The Lions GMs were the best!

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    Scat man 87 They were more like red-orange, but the color’s pretty close.

  • mooch was a decent coach, that just came to the Lions at the wrong time.

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    Bartz118 You mean after 1929.

  • So Peter King picks the Packers to go to the superbowl again..

  • лошадь Bartz118 Yes

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Bartz118
    That’s worked out well for you guys.
    http://i.imgur.com/S532iiQ.png?1

  • Scat man 87

    Lol robo cop motha

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    Bartz118 This probably means that GB won’t get there but if they do they’ll win, since PK picked the Steelers as champs.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi Bartz118 Thats what Jason Wilde said.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    I was taking a mosley

  • JoeNo1

    dont knock mustache rides until you try it pi

  • Since Favre fan isn’t here.

    http://i.imgur.com/U94rAqV.gif

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I imagine that Oxy will be voting for Trump now that The Donald has announced he will ramp up military spending. That would be a boon for Oxy and others in the weaponized dildo industry.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    Did anyone else here during the early 90s think it was cool to wear clothes backwards

  • Scat man 87

    Mac daddy make you hump hump

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    I don’t love you but I need you
    Would you rather have me lie
    Take a piece of your pie and say bye
    Or be honest and rub your thighs
    http://imgur.com/a7rkt3t

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    The 90s were so fucking gayly awesome. I can’t take it

  • Scat man 87

    The sawazzzz

  • Scat man 87

    Maybe why this blog is so gay too. Everything a lot of us grew up with was gay but society said it was cool.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Pi is gay for guys in their 90s.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    http://i.imgur.com/ltphORI.jpg

  • Crooked Gubbery

    When the Ezekiel Elliot story came out, weren’t there like 3 other people in the car who said they didn’t see Elliot do anything to the accuser who was in the car?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mike Zimmer waiting until Sunday to name starting QB

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Remember when Greg Hardy got into an altercation with a coach on the sidelines and Jerruh said he was displaying great leadership.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Crooked Gubbery Mosley feels his pain.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Ya’ know athletic people tend to be more extroverted and dominant.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery you rang?

  • Crooked Gubbery
  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Lesbian softball, though loaded with testosterone levels you rarely experience, is not a sport.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Anyone get my Rock Lobster joke.
    Mosley-B52’s

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I’m sure it’s not the case for this Vikings team, but it’s rarely a good thing to be announcing your QB starter on the day of the game.

  • Scat man 87

    Omgggg

  • Crooked Gubbery

    “We’ll figures something out. You’ll know when we know.”

  • Scat man 87

    Wtffffff

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 Is your keyboard stickyyyyyyy?

  • Scat man 87

    I wish the German people in the east would not be under Russia. Rule anymore and the Berlin wall ripped down.
    *wind of change* scorpions

  • Scat man 87

    No

  • hawkshaw

    moritz krautburger did make the vikes practice squad

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    hawkshaw yah but they cut their 4th round pick. oops

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM hawkshaw It’s like you don’t even pay attention.  Half the starters on other teams in the league wouldn’t make the Vikings roster.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM hawkshaw yah so why did they pick the guy? why not trade the pick if they have too many guys?

  • hawkshaw

    vikes bring back fond memories of ‘ loin fever ‘

  • Crooked Gubbery

    They have to shoot for the sky to get people talented enough to get on the roster.  Jaylon Kearse, Mackenzie Alexander, Laquon Treadwell all appear to be impact rookies and long term NFL starters.  Speilman has been crushing it for the past several years.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    hawkshaw Loins Fever?  LOL.  Hard to recall that with the fresh memories of losing at home to every team in the NFCNorth and a desperation heave to not lose in Detroit.

  • hawkshaw

    Crooked Gubbery hawkshaw flukes

  • Crooked Gubbery

    More often than not, the more physical team wins playoff games.  I’d say that can not be determined at this time for the Packers.  It’s an unknown on both sides of the ball.  We’ll see.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery like the one and done vikings. gotchya

  • Crooked Gubbery

    The thing about Ezekiel Elliot though is his name is continually dragged through the mud in headlines and it’s pretty fucking obvious he didn’t do nothing.  The media is fucking sick.

  • hawkshaw

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery  vikes should pick up robbie gould

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Good lord.  You must have a crystal meth ball.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Pi is the media.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Online Media Tycoon.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Tycoon is a seemingly really racist word.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    http://imgur.com/rD4Dkqq.gif
    Makes me think of the Mothman Prophecies.

  • Thank Football Gods.. Ezekiel Elliot is my running back..  I paid 60 bucks for him.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Bartz118 Not real money?

  • Crooked Gubbery Bartz118 no fantasy money

  • Crooked Gubbery

    OMG I gotta shit.  Right now.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery you misspelled *AM. you AM shit

  • Scat man 87

    I gotta go to the dentist in a bit pie is gay
    http://imgur.com/rD4Dkqq.gif

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Maybe you should try just a little bit harder.  I know you see imaginary obstacles any time it might require effort.  But, maybe just try a little bit harder and see how things go.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    That was a complete lower bowel evacuation.
    My legs are still trembling.

  • …And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver

    Crooked Gubbery tay kit e z vruh

  • Crooked Gubbery
  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    hey dickhead, you can join the pickem league since you were too dumb to figure out the ff one
    http://games.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2016/en/group?groupID=78041

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Sunday afternoon broadcast.  The red is Dallas/Giants game. The other game is… oh who cares.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM No thanks.  My trophy room is full and another addition is not in the plans.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I’m in the grey.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns WTF?  Why?  Seattle blackout?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I think it means Canada is invading.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Well looks like I gotta setup my sunday ticket or gamepass thingy again.  Local broadcast is gonna be Bears/Houston.  Fuck, Bears fans don’t even wanna watch that shit. All six of them.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Aren’t we gay enough yet?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM then why were you crying yesterday about missing out on the ff league? you and jive are such babies.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery Whoa?  What?  I told you.  I’m not interested in FF.  To me that stand for faggoty faggots.  I like pick-em, but to put it nicely you all suck and it’s too easy in that group.   The reason I was on you about the FF draft is because I care about you and want to help.  It’s my nature.  I’m a giver.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM you misspelled *faget

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby what’s that fucking map you posted I hate maps

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Scat man 87 That’s america dude.  Ever been there?

  • Scat man 87

    Only 3 fillings. I might have wonder teeth.
    Since I smoke. Drank. Barely brush never floss and was told my teeth look good.

  • Scat man 87

    WhT coverage you shit

  • лошадь

    Wonder how the media can bury this one. 

    http://charlesortel.com

  • Scat man 87

    Well. An Asia. Just walked past me playing guitar.

  • Scat man 87

    http://abc7chicago.com/realestate/construction-begins-on-chicagos-3rd-tallest-building/1501361/
    Activist Bob Israel crashed the groundbreaking event Wednesday, complaining that African American workers are not getting their share of construction jobs on downtown projects.
    “My concern is minority participation in a billion dollar project. I don’t know why, that’s why I’m down here to see. That’s why I’ve been meeting with these developers, going to city planning commission meetings. That’s the question I’m asking. Why is there no minority participation?” Israel said.

  • Scat man 87

    I swear to god to god the shines are so irritating. Don’t they know Mexicans are fucking minorities

  • Scat man 87

    Makes me litterly sick to my stomach. You can’t just work on a high rise with some random people. You can’t. Its almost impossible.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Are you going to join Warv’s pick ’em league?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    I am one bad ass mofo… in case you homos didn’t already know.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    as of right now we’re getting the gb game. ha eugene has to watch minnesota/ tennessee cuz mariota was a duck.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi whatever dolemite

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns he’s already got two brackets. you?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Home Sweet Home Pi
    The new edited version of your comment is much more accurate.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM faget

  • Scat man 87

    Omg that black guy is so annoying. I was the only white guy on my crew

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    pi join the pickem league like a coolguy! gromley, join it like a nerd!
    http://games.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2016/en/group?groupID=78041

  • Scat man 87

    I have the Kramer lip going right now

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Scat man 87 that anything like jimmylegs? my ol lady has that

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
    There is no button to join on that link. Only pictures of gay hipsters in Oregon getting it on.
    …but for real I can’t join from that link.

  • Scat man 87

    When the guy in the taxi thinks he’s mentally ill.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Eat my anus, you Rangoon.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns i’ll put habanero sauce on it first and wait…

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jordy, say something insulting about Warv.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Even baby Jordy had the Kramer lip.
    http://i.imgur.com/IfCnKVW.jpg

  • Scat man 87

    That’s not Kramer lip you asshole

  • Scat man 87

    He eats red meat

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gormley, here is some porn for you…
    http://i.imgur.com/hRTGKF0.png

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Possums are red meat?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Trump would orgasm instantly if you showed him this.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Warvette, pretend we do this to your articles.
    http://i.imgur.com/7sVDI.gif

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi yeah like, pretend you don’t do that

  • Scat man 87

    I like in narcos one guys nickname is blackie

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM liar

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    pi you dickhead are you logged in to espn when you go to the group? of course you can’t join if you haven’t created an entry yet. duh

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Shouldn’t you be monitoring your meth lab?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Mark Gormley Returns oh shit thanks for reminding me

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Mark Gormley Returns
    Yeah you never know when droog will rob you.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Droog is a faggot. No joke.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Always. Droog will always rob you.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    1st log in. then go to my entries. create an entry. then join groups will come up. do search for groups: Football and Derp. then join the fucker. jesus.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    What? Did you guys bang again and he still hasn’t called or texted you?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
    There is zero chance I’m going to be able to do that while this baked on your weed. Can’t you just get me the join link URL?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM you have to create a fucking entry first

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    the thing in the lower right corner that says join group? that’s what you couldn’t find??

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    jordy i just realized why you would hate our middle floor bathroom. care to guess why?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM you have a pole sticking out of the toilet so it goes in your ass whenever you sit

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM pretty sure he’d like that almost as much as you would

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    This is all I get.
    http://i.imgur.com/1WwOpYB.png

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Home Sweet Home Pi 1st log in. then go to my entries. create an entry. then join groups will come up. do search for groups: Football and Derp. then join the fucker. jesus. everyone else fingered it out

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Home Sweet Home Pi still more than warv gets

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Home Sweet Home Pi
    I am logged in ya fuck. This is everything I see.

  • DeOkxcy

    pi just call warv a fag and be done with it

  • Scat man 87

    Why would I hate a U0001f6bb

  • Scat man 87

    How the duck are the Seahawks power ranked 1 in espn where do they come up with this shit

  • Scat man 87

    And the panthers are 5th?
    I just like to looks at that shit n laugh and get angry about how gay espn is

  • Scat man 87

    Bears 29. Sf 32 lol

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 well our internet media mogul owner picked the lions first

  • Scat man 87

    Fuck him

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 send him to the netherlands

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I saw a unisex bathroom the other day.  It was the only bathroom at the establishment.  I wonder if conservatives felt like some transgender person would molest their child in it

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    jordy, i took a crap in one of our bathrooms and immediately thought of why you’d hat it. guess why?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    this is why

  • Jive Lake Duck

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM I just time traveled to the 1970s

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM yah, it’s a dome house built in 1979

  • Scat man 87

    Presidential debate tonight whaaag

  • Scat man 87

    Is there I mean

  • Scat man 87

    I like your bathroom but if have to scoop it out into a diff toilet inguess

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 i dont think there is one until the end of sept

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 crap in the tub

  • Scat man 87

    Nvm it was just a stupid article. Fuck.

  • Scat man 87

    I just ate a salad that even pie would indulge in.
    I threw garbanzo beans and corn in there for a nice poop

  • hawkshaw

    and here i thought sasquatchs shit in the woods

  • Jive Lake Duck

    hawkshaw that bathroom is just for warvs human guests.  he still goes outside

  • Jive Lake Duck
  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Jive Lake Duck she sees whatchyer doing… and what someone else is doing to

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    hawkshaw Scat man 87 the lizards crap  there

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    That’s warvegs nanny for his goats

  • Scat man 87

    Is this place dea

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    Yes.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • лошадь
  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Holy fuck. Trump is a disaster of unprecedented scale.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  I couldn’t believe what I was reading on Twitter from people covering the event.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  I kept wondering if those were coming from satirical accounts.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I honestly don’t know how anyone could vote for him.  There’s never been anything like this.  It’s absurd.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I got a buddy is retired Navy.  Was a submariner.  He is the most anal, straight arrow, conservative you’ve can possibly imagine.
    He sent out a message, “If you are voting for Trump, tell me now so I can get you out of my life.”

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  I understand the frustration of some of his supporters.  He’s a “plain-spoken” rich guy who is selling a populist message of white grief.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Navy huh? Sounds gay.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery They’re all gay on those submarines.  Why else would anyone sign up for that?

  • Mark Gormley Returns
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns No thank you.  I’m doing all I can to avoid this election.  There will always be another.  We are talking about the weaknesses of humanity.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    My wife is into it though.  Her and my daughter are big time for Hillary.  But, if I come into a room and she’s got cnn on or something I make her turn it off.  But, I can tell by the emails we get that she’s donated money.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns  “Schilling’s biggest political crime isn’t his ranting about subjects he knows nothing about, his insistence on arguing science with scientists, or his pathological touchiness about being labeled a racist even as he makes endless unprovoked sorties into explosive racial/ethnic controversies.
    No, the baffling thing is how miserable he is in the face of great fortune.”

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Do you think there’s more of a hidden women’s vote that may show up for Hillary in the anonymity of the voting booth?
    Or, do you think there is more of a racist/sexist vote that will show up?

    I have a feeling the exit polling may not match up with the actual vote counts.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Crooked Gubbery I love Bill Maaher, but when he talks science I wanna vomit.  It’s like these people who think their conservative talk show host has some insight access to information the multi-million dollar investigation doesn’t have.  It’s absurd.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Crooked Gubbery 1.  Why does this exist?  2.  Why do you have it?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM because internet

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Rodgers is being paid like a second tier QB now.  IMHO he should always be the top paid.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery so should pi

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    What kind of phat hoe gives money to Hilary ?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Matt Mosley 4.1  Donald Trump.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 Melinda Gates?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Matt Mosley 4.1

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Gubs ice cream loving wife would be the right answer

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Here is my dilemma.  We gave to Obama.  Twice.  He’s a half black guy.
    How do I tell my wife, we can’t give to the overweight, bossy woman?

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Crooked Gubbery TELL HER TO

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM Matt Mosley 4.1 So we can pick our gender, but we can’t pick our race?  WTF is this bullshit?

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    This country is loaded with stupid people I need a exit plan

  • Mark Gormley Returns
  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    My mother is a German citizen I should be able to get a green card there

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 And live with all the Muslims?

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Better then living with Hilary

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Mosley! Donald Trump is so big league that Texas could potentially go for Hillary Clinton.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 Good lord.  She’s brilliant and highly capable, probably more so than 85% of the men who’ve held the office.  Who gives a fuck if she’s unlikable.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    I saw a hot milf at Buc-cess last week wearing a Trump t shirt

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Texas women like the crazy

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    That’s why my second wife was from PA

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    She’s trash and lies and is a lesbian

  • Crooked Gubbery

    8 years later all the similar lies that went on and on about Obama and all we got was one super fucking fantastic president.
    We’re supposed to listen to the same folks that sold us all that shit and sold us Iraq, 911, trickle down economics, austerity, it just goes on and on.
    Republicans have not gotten anything right in 40 fucking years.  Where are the ideas?  Anyone but Trump probably could have handled HIllary easy, but they can’t even get that right.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 You been married before?  What?

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Obama was a failure

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  Shut up.  Rich morons born into immense wealth are fucking gods.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 Lies?  Grow up.  She ain’t told one hundredth the lies all the men tell and Trump is a total fraud.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    He ruined Ben Carson’s chance

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    Matt Mosley 4.1

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Matt Mosley 4.1  The party of personal responsibility.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Yes

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Bradford is the 23 highest paid player in the NFL.

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    hillary vs trump

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    From what I have gathered, Mosley and R8R were once a married couple.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    She’s not from Texas

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    I’ve married 2 hot women to your none

  • Crooked Gubbery

    You scroll down the highest paid players list and you come to Suh’s name and I hear McCarthy’s voice talking about contracts being proportional to impacts on wins and losses.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    I’ll be back have to iron before my wife goes to bed

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 You’re a good man.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Matt Mosley 4.1 You lil bitch.

  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    Got to work at 7 and left at 10 and still iron

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Fuck you, Mosley!  I’ve dated some smokin’ hot dudes.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    What do you iron?  I just make sure to take my shit out of the dryer immediately and fold/hang it immediately.  Sounds like Mosley irons socks and underwear.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Holy shit.  I’m reading a news story and this guy’s name is Dan Gubbins.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Mosley is loses.

  • Crooked Gubbery
  • Matt Mosley 4.1

    I iron underwear t shirts. Any thing you wear

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Crooked Gubbery  “What is this thing in my right hands?”
    “That’s an iron, Tom.”
    “Ironman?”
    “No, Tom.  It’s standard-issue clothing iron anyone can buy at Target.”
    “Ah… I see.  So it’s a gun.”
    “[Sights.] No… Tom, it’s seriously a standard household appliance people use to get the wrinkles out of their clothing.”
    “Wow.  I feel like such in idiot. Like this? [Lifts iron up and starts to press it towards his face.]”
    ‘NOOOOO!!! Tom, just set this blue shirt down on the ironing board in front of, hold it down with your right hand and pantomime pressing it with your left hand.”
    “Come one, guys.  I was just playing around. {Attempts to lick the bottom of the hot iron.]”
    “Will someone please unplug the fucking iron?!”

  • R8Rnation81

    Heyyyyy bitches. You can drink outside here. Or in your car. Basically anywhere. Adios muchachos

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    R8Rnation81  But you are surrounded by Saints fans.

  • JoeNo1

    R8Rnation81 I don’t condone drinking and driving.

  • R8Rnation81

    Well clearly I’m not driving

  • warvette, claimed off waivers by YOUR MOM

    you iron? clothes!?? shit, you’re a complete faggot unless you either use the washer as your hamper, and the dryer as your clothes dresser/closet. with the exception Being a corner or weight bench or exercise bike subbing for both.

  • Scat man 87

    Yo

  • Scat man 87

    Is it Sunday yet

  • Scat man 87

    Bartz uses q pool table

  • Scat man 87 No, but there is football tonight!!

  • Scat man 87

    Yeaaaa it’ll have to settle. Whas happen in bartzy. How’s your fish

  • Jive Lake Duck

    hi fags bi fags

  • Scat man 87

    Sup gringo

  • Scat man 87

    Chink

  • Scat man 87

    Thai boy girl

  • Scat man 87 He is doing well.

  • Scat man 87

    Pive is a duck fucker

  • R8Rnation81

    Like, specifically ducks? Or birds in general.

  • Scat man 87

    Ducks cuz he’s a dumb shovel head. How r u

  • Scat man 87

    I’m in a crowded ass train station trying to get down stairs

  • R8Rnation81

    Why, where you going?

  • R8Rnation81

    I’m good. Vacation going well. I like it here.

  • R8Rnation81
  • Scat man 87

    Ewwww

  • R8Rnation81

    I had more oysters for dinner. Today I’m going on a cemetery tour and to an absinthe bar and a voodoo museum and a haunted house and more shit i forgot.

  • Scat man 87

    My mom said NO was creepy but coo

  • R8Rnation81

    I’ll report back later

  • Scat man 87

    I have my 30 day rehab assessment and I feel like nothing has changed.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gormley is loses.

  • Scat man 87

    You are a poopie pie :)~ *mUaH*

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    Jordy is jesus.

  • Scat man 87

    Pie is fungus

  • Scat man 87

    Pie quit dickin me around are you gonna fuck me or not – mosley

  • Scat man 87

    Sorry I’m fucking bored.

  • Scat man 87

    The square root of aids is gays

  • Scat man 87

    Ass piss

  • Mark Gormley Returns
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    We’re all Jags fans now anyways.

  • лошадь

    Coach Caldwell is now at the podium.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    And everyone in the room is now asleep.

  • JoeNo1

    whores

  • Scat man 87

    Donkey boner.
    I’m different because I like burger king 🙂

  • Scat man 87

    Yum yum yum yummy son 🙂

  • Scat man 87

    Hummer on a toilet U0001f6bd ummmm

  • Scat man 87

    Pie rooted for the gay guy in Brokeback mountain

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 pi was stunt double for sex scenes

  • Scat man 87

    #Packers INJ report:
    DNP – S Chris Banjo
    LB Jayrone Elliott
    CB Josh Hawkins
    TE Justin Perillo
    Limited – WR Trevor Davis
    Full – WR Jeff Janis

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Scat man 87

    This was awesome

  • Scat man 87

    Pie can’t quit you.

  • hawkshaw

    cleaning house of old shit ,christ i feel like a hoarder ,amazing how much shit ya collect over the years

  • hawkshaw

    baby crib in basement ,my youngest son is 24

  • fuck this ban

    hawkshaw have another baby

  • hawkshaw

    fuck this ban hawkshaw my wife gets pregnant ,shes getting thrown out ,i have had my nuts cut off

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    So Warv’s not he only eunuch on here…

  • hawkshaw

    my wife goes nuts when i tell people that , ‘ it was just a vasectomy ‘ ha

  • лошадь

    Nigga who blew off half his hand with fireworks:
    “We’re going to bring everything we got and go 110 percent.”

  • fuck this ban

    hawkshaw i like how you worked the word “nuts” into that

  • fuck this ban

    лошадь why don’t those idiots just go all in and say 200%?

  • Scat man 87

    All about that Yolo dog

  • I just banned “Fuck this ban” because.. well just because

  • fuck this ban

    Bartz118 fuck you

  • fuck this ban

    Bartz118 and your  ban

  • Scat man 87

    Hawk I have a problem with keeping receipts for the longest time in case I needed an alibi.

  • fuck this ban Bartz118 Thanks!

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 don’t kill people. problem solved

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    fuck this ban Scat man 87 he lives in chicago. he’s required to kill at least one person quarterly.

  • Scat man 87

    There is so many you never know when you’d be in question

  • Scat man 87

    Wrong place wrong time

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87

  • I’m feeling a whole lot o luv from Fuck this ban!

  • Scat man 87

    Funny some guy is complaining black people don’t get construction jobs. Just walked past one and a black person was flagging. But leaning on the sign not even doing i5 right.

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 racist

  • Scat man 87

    There’s two options stop and slow. What is so hard about that

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 kind hard as watching concrete dry

  • hawkshaw

    Scat man 87 was gonna be nice to jordy ,just could,nt help myself

  • fuck this ban

    i heard many concrete workers do side jobs for the mafia

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    my cousin is bragging she’s going to be on something called Master CHef, so i googled it and it’s the one with the britain guy yelling at everyone. why the fuck would anyone want to do that?

  • fuck this ban

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason fame.  all 15 minutes of it

  • Scat man 87

    You do realize it has to be covered when it’s q certain temp out right??

  • Scat man 87

    Finishers and laborers used to be mob ran here.

  • Scat man 87

    And foot prints don’t look good in it. Shaking my noggin

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 finishers of what

  • Scat man 87

    Warveg thinks he should be on masterbater chef

  • Scat man 87

    Concrete….

  • Scat man 87

    Boom baby

  • Scat man 87

    U0001f6bc

  • hawkshaw

    warv she have a beard also

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 that is a specialty?  watching it dry?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    U0001f4a9

  • Scat man 87

    Jesus Christ you are dumb

  • fuck this ban

    did Josh Sitton call someone a nigger and get cut for it?

  • Scat man 87

    Gormley is scat

  • Scat man 87

    Ny giants Twitter lost its mind
    “I’m excited to see this defense play for 60 minutes.” – @BigDame900 #GiantsPride

  • Scat man 87

    Why does Hawkshaw collect everyone shit from his outhouse

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 it’s called fuel up on the rez

  • Brew_City

    https://twitter.com/BradBiggs https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/773951871434235904https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/773951871434235904
    https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bears?src=hash WR Kevin White was limited in practice today with a hamstring injury. That’s a new addition to injury report.4 retweets3 likesReply Retweet 4 Like 3 More

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Brew_City glass hoe.

  • Scat man 87

    Do you really have to sniff a babies ass to see if they shit

  • Scat man 87

    Thank god I planned on NOT starting that bitCH ass nigga

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 you can lick it instead

  • Scat man 87

    You are an odd bird.

  • Scat man 87

    I don’t like you.

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 i luv u

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 and Bartz

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    fuck this ban is loses.

  • лошадь

    Mark Gormley Returns Maybe he can dab

  • лошадь

    fuck this ban Scat man 87 http://i.imgur.com/KsoWYQ9.gif

  • Scat man 87

    IOP 3 days a week now.
    Meeting lawyer tomorrow.
    Court wensday i hope its the last one.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Lol it won’t be

  • Scat man 87

    Why I wanna pled guilty

  • Jive Lake Duck

    How else will they fuck you with fees

  • Scat man 87

    Im not trying to get out of anything.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Ya then will come sentencing at A later time

  • Scat man 87

    Well I’m telling the lawyer tomorrow I just wanna
    Pleed guilty and put the stamp on the book.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Does that matter

  • Scat man 87

    Ya continuances and crap some people will keep getti g them until the other side gives up.

  • Scat man 87

    And those people are usually idiots. Plus they don’t want it on their record. I really don’t care

  • Jive Lake Duck

    They just playing the game

  • Jive Lake Duck

    You in Jew world now

  • Scat man 87

    I would just like the whole classes and crap to be minimized. They can suspend my licence. Put me on probation. And put it on my record. Thatd all fine with me.

  • Scat man 87

    My lawyer is Italian

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    You could always call the judge a dirty spic and demand that the case be dismissed.

  • Scat man 87

    He looks like a biker

  • Scat man 87

    Probation might be a bad idea doe

  • Jive Lake Duck

    You gotta get a plea deal

  • Jive Lake Duck

    But that means you have to bluff you will fight it

  • Scat man 87

    Would be nice since I’ve done all this treatment shit. Buuuut then that’d be another court date

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Flash him the hand tats

  • Scat man 87

    Errr nvm the lawyer said last time they give supervision not probation. And its a one time thing the county will do.

  • Scat man 87

    Jive lets talk on the phone cam tonight during the game.
    Brb

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Lol no

  • Scat man 87

    Not even my wife will…

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Smart woman

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    A biker like Grubby?

  • JoeNo1

    Its almost football season again. Now I can stop pretending to be PI and Calla’s friend again.

  • Scat man 87

    I love you joey

  • Scat man 87

    You are my little baby kangaroo

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 I think I”m older than you

  • Scat man 87

    Are you 30

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 Over

  • Scat man 87

    Dann

  • Alias Number One ©

    It makes me sick to pull for a team I hate. Fuckin Broncos!

  • Brew_City

    https://twitter.com/Michael_Cohen13 https://twitter.com/Michael_Cohen13/status/773969691329040384https://twitter.com/Michael_Cohen13/status/773969691329040384
    There’s a guy wearing an Adrian Peterson jersey pushing his broken-down car along Lombardi Ave outside Lambeau Field. There’s a joke here…

  • Brew_City He must be pushing it east.  Pushing West is up hill

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Joe’s old enough to be my dad.

  • Scat man 87

    Joe is my dad

  • JoeNo is my age..  I don’t think he is horses age.

  • Scat man 87

    Bartz goldfish is my homie

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I think I am slightly older than Joe.

  • Scat man 87

    Pies daughter is like horses age

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Pive is actually 15.

  • Pi has a daughter?

  • That he knows about?

  • Scat man 87

    She’s36

  • JoeNo1

    Bartz118 Who is going to want an answer from that goon?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Other Prius-driving losers.

  • Brew_City

    Am I the youngest here besides Droog?

  • Brew_City Probably.  I’m in my 30’s

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I’m pushing 80 at this point.

  • Alright.  Poop break time.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Make it a great one!

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    lions wouldnt even have scored without all the personal fouls

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason
  • JoeNo1

    Brew_City Horse is like Al Bundys car, he rolled past max age and is back at 50

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Youth is a state of mind.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Old people are awful, young people are stupid, 28-35 is just right.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Teddy survived his knee surgery!

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Heard they had to do it at a children’s hospital.

  • Brew_City

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery yes.. I get to be just right this year

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Only cuz he’s such a celebrity.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Early 30’s is pretty good.  Finally get your money situation comfortable and no longer chasing every pussy that passes within a mile.  Get comfortable with who you are.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Its also the age you realize Democrats are trying to take your money and give it to the lazy leeches of society

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Only if you are a corporation or wealthy.  Republicans take money from the middle class and poor and give it to the wealthy.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery and the democrats take money from the middle class and waste it instead of giving it to the poor.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    You really can’t argue with the results of GOP policies.  They are nothing but a prop to funnel wealth up.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery Like on what?  Trillion dollar wars?  Vaccines?  Health care?  Food?  Education?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Can we change the subject.  It’s game day.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery JoeNo1 Democrats voted for those wars too, and stayed long after they were declared unnecessary.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery  Lets get back to that 20 year old pussy you were talking about.

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby I just rode my bike 4 miles I’m practicing for burning angel

  • Scat man 87

    We WILL win

  • Scat man 87

    I’m 29 but mentally 80.
    Like were you are really old but that stage where your mind is mush so you act like a kid.

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 And you have a horrible fantasy football team.

  • Scat man 87

    Poor people and middle class people do not provide jobs. Rich people do.
    Smh.

  • So my mom works with a bunch of women that are younger than I am.  One of them is on living assistance and just asked to be put on 3 days a week instead of 4.  About a year ago she asked to go from 5 to 4.

  • seriously wtf???

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    This is not necessarily correct.

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 George Carlin said it best “The rich have all the money, pay none of the taxes, the middle class does all the work, pays all of the taxes, the poor are just there to keep the middle class going to those jobs.

  • JoeNo1

    Bartz118 You get penalized by trying to work hard in the welfare system. Democrats gotta keep em poor so they keep relying on those pennies.

  • fuck this ban

    JoeNo1 Bartz118 Helps secure an entire voter base.  Those leaked emails kinda showed their strategy.

  • Scat man 87

    Dude so many people in rehab were on assisted living and crap. With no jobs. I’m on unemployment and I want to work something but can’t. But I can if I’m on disability through my insurance….

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Perhaps demonizing poor people isn’t the best idea.

  • Scat man 87

    Its the people that abuse it.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    True. But there are plenty of people that are rich that abuse the system too–and for a lot more money.

  • Scat man 87

    Stop this isn’t the point

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Trump got a fucking tax subsidy that was meant for people living in Manhattan and making less than $250k a year.

  • Scat man 87

    I smell U0001f443 like a toilet U0001f6bd and sweat U0001f613

  • Scat man 87

    Illegal immigrants also were caught working on his Chicago tower. Doesn’t make him a hypocrite or anythng

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns i bet there is more to this story.  u think he does his taxes or his accountant?

  • fuck this ban

    when rich people hand over their tax stuff to their accountants, it’s the accountants that find the legal tax loopholes.   fix the loopholes, not the taxpayers.

  • Mark Gormley Returns How do you know?  He hasn’t released his taxes yet 😛

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Ah. Eau de Toillette.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    As with poor people, I am not saying that all rich people are bad. There are just skeevy assholes in every tax bracket.

  • Scat man 87

    Exepct in the middle class

  • Scat man 87

    Bahaha you asshole

  • Scat man 87

    Gormley you are so much better then the businessman in my treatment.

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns poor people make conscious decisions to abuse the system illegally.  most rich people have accountants that abuse the system legally.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I worked with a chick that nearly got our boss fired because she made TOO MUCH money during the prior year for her mom to get some tax credit from claiming her daughter as a dependent–she was 37 at the time–and called up corporate and suggested she may have accidentally falsified her time sheets.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Sure…

  • Gary Johnson for Prez!!

  • fuck this ban

    Scat man 87 what a compliment

  • You can never go wrong with a Johnson!!

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    These people exist. But they aren’t emblematic of poor people as a whole.

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns how do you know?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I like my friends on Facebook that support Johnson and Stein.

  • fuck this ban Mark Gormley Returns He lives it!

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jews.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    It’s like supporting Ralph Nader and Ayn Rand.

  • fuck this ban

    just once i would like to follow someone out of the grocery store after using a welfare card go to a car that is not nicer than mine.

  • Grom – My mom who makes about 15 dollars an hour ( she has worked there for 20 years so she is at max pay ) Sees people who are abusing the system all the time.  Its way more than you think.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Maxes out at $15? What does she do?

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns hooker

  • Mark Gormley Returns works for a clinic

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Bartz isn’t Vegas, bruh.

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns there are whores everywhere

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    That’s ridiculous. My part-timers–most of whom have been idiots–start at $12.50 right.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Do all welfare queens drive Nissan Cubes?

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns A lot of escalades actually.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    You fuck off.

  • fuck this ban

    Mark Gormley Returns i don’t do charity work

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Fair enough.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Do you live in Greeley, CO? Because when I lived there the “Mexican Walmart” as it was known locally had parking lot filled with Escalades.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Where is Henry He? Now there was a likable Asian.

  • I should move to Mississippi
    Mississippi
    Median income: $37,963
    Lower middle class: $25,309
    Upper middle class: $75,926

  • I’d be a king!

  • Crooked Gubbery

    The total cost of lowlifes scamming foodstamps or whatever is nothing compared to fleecing of our nation’s wealth by the top tier assholes.  You’re worried about a pea rolling off your plate while they are taking your steak.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    One of the poorest states in the nation.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Stick to sports. U0001f4a9

  • Crooked Gubbery

    They exploit your basic human fears, racism, sexism, populism, fear communism, fear terrorism and on and on and on and meanwhile they are siphoning it all up.

  • Brew_City

    Crooked Gubbery Not like it will change… They pay the people who make the tax laws so

  • Brew_City

    Crooked Gubbery cocaine and hoors is a hell of a drug

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Stick it in your ass.  Let me know if you need an assistance.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Gubberment assistance?
    I’ll see myself out.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    There is really no reason to think Cam Newton is not going to actually get better.  I don’t think he’s peaked.

  • Crooked Gubbery I’m not saying they shouldn’t fix the tax code.  I do think it is crazy that somebody that makes more than I do can also get deductions that makes their effective tax rate less than mine.

  • Brew_City

    If I could move back towards GB with the same salary… I’d be set

  • Brew_City

    Can get a nice ass house there for a low grade 2 bedroom apartment in Milwaukee

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns I need to change my screen name, but i’ve been uninspired.

  • Brew_City Isn’t it cheaper to live in the suburbs?

  • Brew_City

    Bartz118 Brew_City depends on the Suburbs I would assume

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I think we can all agree that Warv is a mooch who is living high on the hog off of our hard-earned tax dollars.

  • My house payment is 730 a month not including my 3400 a year tax payment or house insurance.

  • Brew_City

    Bartz118 Brew_City You wanna live in Fox Point north of Mil you better be stackin

  • Brew_City

    Bartz118 My rent for a 2 bedroom apartment is 1400

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    $730? Nice. I pay $775 to share a two bedroom basement apartment.

  • Brew_City

    Bartz118 It’s not that nice either

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Brew_City  Bartz118 Even where I live rental costs are crazy.

  • Brew_City

    Bartz118 As Gormley

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    And it’s a steal for King County.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I am going to become a slum lord.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Closets are surprisingly roomie.

  • I know people that pay more in rent than I do for my house in GB.  Maybe not 1400, but 1000 dollars isn’t out of the question.

  • Brew_City

    Mark Gormley Returns I do have a nice Closet

  • Brew_City

    I’d probably live in Howard/Suamico somewhere Bart

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Brew_City Wasn’t there a commenter named Suamico?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Gronk is hurt an awful lot.

  • Brew_City
  • Brew_City

    Crooked Gubbery that’s cuz they only way to get him on the ground is take his knees out

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Brew_City  Crooked Gubbery Tis true.  And, NE style exposes him to a lot of those.

  • Brew_City

    Crooked Gubbery Brew_City well yea… He’s their best weapon

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Or to be Bibi Noelle (sp?).

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Brew_City  Crooked Gubbery The couldn’t even block for Brady last year.  Everything was quick.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Brew_City  Crooked Gubbery And when they lost their RB’s it only got worse.

  • Brew_City

    Crooked Gubbery Brew_City well that’s their scheme. They also go in the middle of hte field a lot cuz Brady don’t exactly have a cannon no more

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Who is backing up Garrapolo?  BTW, he’s quite good looking.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Janeane Garofalo?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns I’d fuck Garappolo before I’d fuck her.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    They had some highlights from the SB on and Carolina got robbed on a few critical calls.  Game could have been way different.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    You can’t blame the refs for Mike Shula’s terrible play calling and failure to make adjustments.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Newton is average at best.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    This take could have been hotter, Joe. This was too mild.

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns I got nothing against him, running qbs have great highlights and alot of lowlights.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns I’m not even blaming the refs.  Just saying it wasn’t really a one sided game.  Can’t ever make calls perfect, but Carolina got the short end.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I need you to dance around calling him an uppity n—– without ever actually saying it.

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns black has nothing to do with it. Warren Moon is a top 3 QB in my eyes.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Black QB’s are held to a different standard, just like female politicians.

    Damn, why can’t I stay off this shit?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Dammit, Joe. If you want to be Skip Bayless’ replacement at ESPN you’re going to need to do better.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery This is unacceptable for any QB
    http://imgur.com/v4WISrb

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns Self awareness not required.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    It looks bad, but he was playing the carom.

  • JoeNo1

    Once again race has nothing to do with this. I blasted Tebow worse than any of the QBs you list. Why? Because he was the shittiest of the shitty.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    This is how I catch so many foul balls at ballgames and t-shirts at concerts…position yourself for where it will go after the first person/group fuck it up.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Cam is one of the better QBs in the NFL. But, despite what “the media” would have you believe, most of the QBs in the NFL aren’t very good. #HotTake

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I was just kidding around.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Saying that race has nothing to do with it proves that race has everything to do with it.  You’re the first person ever to not have any biases?  You need to be aware of that shit to compensate appropriately.  Not acknowledging it is a big part of the problem.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Oh fuck, Jaworski is crowning Bradford as the present and future starting QB of the Vikings, even after TB comes back.  Jaws is never wrong.

  • JoeNo1

    He is a gimmick, like Tebow, like Kaepernick. Without the defense they crumble with the team on their back. You have to win from the pocket in the NFL.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery I used to say Bradford never had a team around him. I no longer think thats the case.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Same. I thought he would flourish in a spread offense. I was wrong.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Jesus.  No one called me out on my race rant.  Now I seem like a nut job.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery R8R told me racism can only be from white people, unless you live in Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago or another slum city.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery I’ve never met a racist minority person.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Is it just me, or there actually a lot more hot women reporters covering the NFL this year?

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery JoeNo1 You’ve never met an asian in the south then. They really hate non asians, and tolerate white people.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Gross.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery Asian women hate me.  They don’t even let me out of the dugout, much less get up to bat or round a base.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns I even thought Sam Ponder looked pretty good the other night.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns She has sex with a down syndrome dude.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery Mark Gormley Returns Sh’es cheating on Christian with Stafford?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gormley is a woman reporter.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Cam is maybe the best athlete to ever play QB in the NFL.
    He’s become a good enough passer to maybe put up some crazy numbers in the next few years.
    It might be unconventional, but you reach certain numbers and/or efficiency and you are not a gimmick you are revolutionary.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi speaking of slum lords

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Crooked Gubbery Not even close you racist fuck.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Crooked Gubbery Home Sweet Home Pi
    You’re racist if you don’t think all black people look like Spike Lee.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Crooked Gubbery Hair, not close.  Ears, not close.  Brow ridge, not close.  Chin, not close.  Cheek bones, not close.  NOse, not close.  Teeth, hard to tell.  Color of their skin?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Someone mentions Down syndrome and Pi shows up almost immediately. Coincidence?

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Mark Gormley Returns It’s not often we discuss the Lions and “down syndrome” is an alert word for Pi.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Crooked Gubbery Home Sweet Home Pi
    Gerry curl pubic hair on head? Yes.
    Monkey ears? Yes.
    Forehead you could land a jet on? Yes.
    Who gives a fuck about chins.
    Wide nose? Yes.
    Chicklets? Yes.
    Color of their skin? Well that’s the only thing that’s slightly different.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Pi would horde an extra chromosome like sort of glib Jew.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    It’s my safe word.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Crooked Gubbery nigger hair, nigger lips, nigger nose, nigger skin?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gubby is too racist for the rest of us.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Pi is the Trump of the NOrth

  • JoeNo1

    Gubby, and Kaep was the next big thing, and Vick, and RG3. Running QBs are a gimmick. There have been about 4 in the history in the NFL who made it work.

  • JoeNo1

    Some highlights, alot of lowlights and numerous teams.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Crooked Gubbery Home Sweet Home Pi
    Making Canada great again.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    JaMarcus Russell couldn’t run for shit. Your argument is invalid.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Crooked Gubbery again?

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns He wasn’t a running back pretending to be a QB. He was just a fat lazy guy

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    Jordy runs for shit.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Are you saying I could be an NFL QB?

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns No Jews allowed

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    But I’m fat and lazy–just like JaMarcus Russell!

  • JoeNo1

    Except for this guy
    http://imgur.com/FU07iXv

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    JoeNo1
    Gormley, he plays for your alma matter.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    The Lions have apparently had lots of gimmick QBs them. Because, my god, have they picked a lot of bad QBs.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Wait, do you want a mobile QB or not?  So, a QB can be too mobile?  I’m not sure if the NFL has mutated into a league where the prototypical 6-4 big armed pocket passer is not still the ideal for longevity and long term consistent winning, but it certainly has changed enough for guys like Newton and Wilson, and Taylor to succeed.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    http://i.imgur.com/6PDRRIz.gif

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi JoeNo1 Jew U

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scott Mitchell was the greatest mobile quarterback to ever play in the NFL.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    First honest post you’ve ever made.

  • JoeNo1

    Crooked Gubbery defenses allow those guys to win. rw isnt a top tier qb. top tier qbs dont throw 4 int the playoffs and win

  • Crooked Gubbery

    Home Sweet Home Pi Mark Gormley Returns Can we take a moment and acknowledge his tremendous streak.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Rex Grossman resembles this remark.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    JoeNo1 Crooked Gubbery Huh?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Do you not speak Hebrew?

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns exactly. the team are winning those games. remove rodgers, rapeistberger or brees amd they are 4 win teams. remove rw and they still win 9 games

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns i do $$$$$$$

  • Crooked Gubbery

    The reason NFL QB’s have not ran the ball historically is not because it doesn’t win games short term.  It’s because it gets them killed.
    QB’s hardly get hit anymore.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    just saw joey harrington pumping gas at a chevron on east lombard

  • Crooked Gubbery

    I gotta get some food.  BBFG

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason
    I know you’re lying because if it was really him he would have had happy feet and then sprayed the gas on the ground 3 yards away.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Did he give you any change?

  • лошадь

    Cam Newton’s combination of size and athletic abilities are unique.  The Panthers’ offense takes advantage of that.  That’s not revolutionary. No other NFL QB has that same combination as of now.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Crooked Gubbery warvette is the real MVP of the offseason he was actually begging for change

  • Crooked Gubbery

    лошадь Do you know what revolutionary means?  It’s not a narrow term.  Please don’t be a flaming asshole today.

  • Crooked Gubbery

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Crooked Gubbery Did you have a turf war?

  • лошадь

    Crooked Gubbery лошадь Yes, I do, which is why I took exception to the usage.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Crooked Gubbery лошадь jeez here we go…

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Crooked Gubbery warvette is the real MVP of the offseason like over grass vs turf?

  • JoeNo1

    Everyone in the NFL is athletic. Except P Manning. Top Tier QBs win from the pocket and always will.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    oh wait right, the offseason’s officially over! i’d like to be the first one to take this moment and declare war on all of you once again! i was getting tired of being so nice all the time…. yech!

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    tamn tom crabtree killing it on twatter——>

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason
  • JoeNo1

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Do they realize, police departments aren’t part of the federal government?

  • лошадь

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Guess who’s playing home games in China next season.

  • JoeNo1

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason From now on I am going to protest every KFC, Popeyes and watermelon shop I see.

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby I’m out of iron man.
    http://imgur.com/aRYzTYz
    Both back and front breaks went out on my way there. Then going down a hill the handle bars went out

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 Its easier to peddle if the wheel is straight.

  • Scat man 87

    You ain’t kiddin

  • Scat man 87

    Lets start doing Syria’s national anthem at games

  • JoeNo1

    I wish all police departments would just set up perimeters around ghettos, just let the thugs take everyone else out.

  • Scat man 87

    And beheading people for not being the sharia law…
    Maybe let some cartels start doin they thannnng
    Maybe lets not even wear jerseys to the game. That’ll show goodell

  • Scat man 87

    That’s kinda what’s happening in Chicago.Jesse Jackson blames the cops you know not the gang bangers shooting each other…

  • Scat man 87

    All of this blacks don’t get shit stuff is really starting to get irritating. Its like adding fuel to an already lit fire that well was still burning but not completely on fire.

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 Muslims aren’t suppose to handle pigs. Kaep should retire immediately.

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 He is a criminal, making money off poor black people for decades.

  • Scat man 87

    Lets hire only black police officers

  • Scat man 87

    I could get away with driving with out a licence they’d be asleep all the time

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 Its not about race, they hate cops because they tell them to not break the law. Doesn’t matter what color they are.

  • Scat man 87

    That’s what my dad said.

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    hi niggers

  • Scat man 87

    The vice lords (big fucking Chicago gang) actually used to try to make the neighborhoods nicer now them and 2 other factions are supplying guns to kill cops

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    i heard a 71 year old man in chicago was shot while watering his lawn

    way to go chicago

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 I say block of those districts and let them Escape from New York it for a few months.

  • Alias Number One ©

    JoeNo1 Scat man 87 Nig Pliskin

  • JoeNo1

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Its a democrat city, like all ghetto cities. They were probably worried about the grass’ feelings.

  • MHB™ loaded

    In San Francisco, 71 year old men just get punched in the face repeatedly by 49er players.  Pussies.

  • Scat man 87

    L9l yeah

  • Scat man 87

    I wonder if the black NFL players are gonna start saying they don’t make enough money like white players.

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    JoeNo1 Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas the grass is oppressed

  • JoeNo1

    MHB™ loaded Buzz Aldrin would knock those fuckers out
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k

  • Alias Number One ©

    We have a serial killer in Phoenix right now that has killed 7 people. He rolls up on them getting out of their cars and shit.

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    go broncos

  • Scat man 87

    Chris keal is on an acid trip he thinks they are rattlesnakes

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    Alias Number One © Keal?

  • MHB™ loaded

    Classic Keal

  • Scat man 87

    A world with out cops would be sweet.
    Id just rob the dollar tree all the time.

  • JoeNo1

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Have they picked a starting QB yet?

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    JoeNo1 Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas i heard some white guy that sucks

  • JoeNo1

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas JoeNo1 Fucking Mosley

  • JoeNo1

    Scat man 87 People with poor aim would go first.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    You have another derivative sock puppet stuck in your rectum?

  • Scat man 87

    I wonder if steroids would hurt my piss tests in treatment

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    My branch won some stupid contest and now I have to go to Kansas City for a NASCAR race in October. Thanks a lot, Mosley.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Way to pull Keal out of his SKA bus and throw him under it!

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns Is that the one where they drive left for 3 hours?

  • Alias Number One ©

    I can see Gorms in his Dale Jr shirt with the sleeves cut off and a can of Busch light in his hand now.

  • JoeNo1

    Alias Number One © I never realized those existed
    http://imgur.com/Ld95ney

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Yes. And I will be spending those three hours with my boss.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jordy, have an idea for your next FAP handle.

  • лошадь

    Mark Gormley Returns I hpe the wind is right and you won;t have to smell the death and poop from the stockyards.

  • MHB™ loaded

    Mark Gormley, vacuum my house at once.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I’m Mexican now?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    My fitness watch makes me feel like Captain Spock Skywalker.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Vladimir Poopin

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns Open door policy.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    We leave bathroom doors open in my house?

  • DeOkxcy

    Gubbileo Gubbilei
    I bet warv’s dome doesn’t have doors

  • Jive Lake Duck
  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    DeOkxcy Gubbileo Gubbilei He had a photo of a bathroom.  The angles are fucked up.  I’d get lost and piss and shit in one the non-right angled corners.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Jive Lake Duck You realize we are getting really close to the actual season and we are well past the point we will graciously forget this type of crazy shit.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    A buddy on facebook posted a link the other day drooling over Wilsons leadership about not protesting the anthem.  Today I heard the whole Seattle teams plans to protest the anthem sunday. 

    Yes I linked him the article and asked him how much of a leader wilson is now

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby I’m out of iron man.
    http://imgur.com/aRYzTYz
    Both back and front breaks went out on my way there. Then going down a hill the handle bars went

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Jive Lake Duck I hope you hold it against Streater.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Burning man.  It’s a hippy orgy thing.  Not iron man.  That’s a swimming, biking running thing.  Niggas don’t swim.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Jive Lake Duck Gubbileo Gubbilei You own it now.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Scat man 87 niggas dont go to burning man either

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Jive Lake Duck nope I post links with funny headlines its my thing

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Jive Lake Duck Gubbileo Gubbilei Scat man 87 So

  • Alias Number One ©

    Jive Lake Duck Gubbileo Gubbilei Scat man 87 niggas get burned man

  • Scat man 87

    Hello. Jive fuck the Seahawks. Fucking dumb bunch of shines. Isn’t RW a military boy too? They should go to Syria

  • Scat man 87

    Is this shit laggi g again

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Don’t know.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    How’d you fuck up yer bike Jordy?
    Just get a used one garage sale or soemthing.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 oh ya he made this huge speech about what the flag means to him and why he stands for the anthem.  Now the whole gay team is gonna protest LOL

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    It’s faggin.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Gubbileo Gubbilei looks like he drove his bike into something when the breaks went out instead of just stopping with his foot

  • Scat man 87

    Lol on my way to psych. My front break pad wore out some how. Then I felt the handle bar loosening. Then on my way home like a mile from home the handle bar just completely went to shit it was funny

  • Scat man 87

    I just have to read the instructions and tighten everything instructions are for people with no common sense. Football now. Please U0001f3c8

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Get a better bike.

  • Scat man 87

    I’m not too worried

  • DeOkxcy

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Scat man 87
    or just tighten everything

  • Alias Number One ©

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Or steal one of the ones Gubby stole.

  • Scat man 87

    Oxcy knows the score

  • Scat man 87

    My psych looks like r8r

  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87
    maybe she is

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    What did gubby get for Christmas?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    My bike.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    just remember jordy built that bike he got from wal mart.  It was bound to fall apart

  • Scat man 87

    Your lawn mower. Asshole

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi
    your rims

  • Jive Lake Duck

    the brake pads wearing out is beyond my comprehension for a week old bike tho

  • Scat man 87

    This is true. I read the reviews people hated it.

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    come to SKA

  • Scat man 87

    Fuck gay off

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    except you jive

  • DeOkxcy

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas
    why would I choose to be a fag?

  • Scat man 87

    The pads are like pladtic

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    DeOkxcy Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas why wouldn’t you

  • DeOkxcy

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas DeOkxcy http://i.imgur.com/TTWueJD.gif

  • Scat man 87

    I picked the panthers to win.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    only 2 reasons to go to ska

    troll loyal and rams fans about Goff and his crappiness

    Troll all the right wing seahawks fans about their team protesting the anthem.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 i wasnt invited to the pickem because warv is afraid of me

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    That asshole stole my American rims too.
    http://i.imgur.com/FQJIAhD.jpg

  • Scat man 87

    Those are pretty cool

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Home Sweet Home Pi 1985 fucking millenial

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Home Sweet Home Pi probably also a bears fan

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    I hate when these faux entrepreneurial faggots tell people just to do what you love.
    I fapped 3 times today and nobody handed me a check.

  • Scat man 87

    Who the duck are these shifty bands

  • Scat man 87

    Yeaaaaa I agree 100% with you. My grandparents sound like that (a lot to explain)

  • Scat man 87

    Act like things you like are easy to do as a job.

  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi
    you’re doing it wrong

  • Scat man 87

    Is it cheaper to have these bands play really bad music instead of having really bad announcers talk about oh you know….the game the start of the season…. –

  • Scat man 87

    You can tell with her hand motion she usually has really long dicks

  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87
    the slanty eyes make everything look long

  • Scat man 87

    Pie set up a camera to fap you can make coin

  • Scat man 87

    Any one have anybidra what dungy was trying to show on the tablet?

  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16714929/ moderator8 minutes ago
    Aaron Rogers was voted most likely to put 50 dollars in the juke box and only play creed

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16720780/9 minutes ago
    Ancientage
    When he sings his mouth’s not open.
    http://i.imgur.com/LrylQCB.jpg

  • Scat man 87

    Fun fact espn has the Seahawks power ranked at #1…..

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    Fun fact: Gormley is secretly behind all of the world’s problems.

  • Scat man 87

    No wonder we all have small schwantz

  • DeOkxcy
  • Scat man 87

    Fuck Terrell davis

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Best QB of all time.
    http://i.imgur.com/rbHDniQ.jpg

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi
    still less potato looking than eli

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Scat man 87

    Why is. Black singing the national anthem

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I hear than anthem and I bet you are all sitting

  • DeOkxcy

    Jive Lake Duck
    I’m fapping furiously

  • Scat man 87

    I just lit a cross on fire

  • Jive Lake Duck

    damn someone needed to tell that bitch she looked like a clown

  • Scat man 87

    I didn’t that start that Brandon Marshall no wonder he was kneeling

  • DeOkxcy

    have you preordered yet?
    http://i.imgur.com/vt9KZWi.jpg

  • MHB™ loaded

    yoink

  • Scat man 87

    Bank of America is offering 18month 0%interest if you get a loan for the newest apple producta

  • MHB™ loaded

    Jesus, Oxky.  My idea to steal your gif and post it on SKA earned 10 likes in a feature in about 3 seconds.  I’m a fuckin’ rock star.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    MHB™ loaded or those people are simpletons

  • MHB™ loaded

    It’s not an “or” situation.

  • DeOkxcy

    MHB™ loaded
    which one?

  • MHB™ loaded

    The iAssPlug.

  • DeOkxcy

    Serena lost to a white girl

  • DeOkxcy

    MHB™ loaded
    figures they’d be excited for that

  • Scat man 87

    Aqib talib looks like a penis bird

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy  White’s win!

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Scat man 87  Mosley is a penis bird.

  • Scat man 87

    Nice first drive by Trevor Siemen, had to beat out some real talents for the Denver QB1 job..
    #CARvsDEN https://t.co/qmFuxMOpqb

  • Scat man 87

    That was. Good catch

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Oxy, I posted this earlier for you, but you were likely in a top secret dildo meeting:
    https://www.facebook.com/itsdougthepug/videos/1148067711944720/

  • Scat man 87

    Racist

  • DeOkxcy

    Mark Gormley Returns
    how did you know my name is doug?

  • Scat man 87

    Black people have it hard these days
    … I wonder how the tusgeekee airmen would think about that

  • DeOkxcy

    I wonder if this is the first NFL start for a Northwestern QB

  • Scat man 87

    Oxcy I posted this for you earlier
    Faget

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy Mark Gormley Returns  You got drunk and told me one night.

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • DeOkxcy

    jordy I’m posting this for you now
    http://i.imgur.com/eJOjGZL.gif

  • Scat man 87
  • Scat man 87

    Hah Fuckin mosley

  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87
    kaep?

  • Scat man 87

    Squib talib

  • Scat man 87
  • DeOkxcy

    Scat man 87
    right click
    open in incognito window

  • Scat man 87
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Watching this game is like watching Warv attempting to use modern technology.

  • лошадь
  • Scat man 87

    That’s pretty funny

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    лошадь  Fuckin’ welfare queens.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Pi is the worst.  Football is finally on and he is off seeing a stupid Canadian movie that tells the harrowing tell of a young woman that bumps into an old man whilst leaving a Tim Horton’s and spends the rest of her life wracked with crippling guilt over not apologizing to him more profusely.

  • Scat man 87

    There’s Lot of good hits so far

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Cam Newton is clearly a fan of Andy Reid’s clock management.

  • DeOkxcy
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Oxy, are there any new innovations in the dildo game that you can share with us?

  • 4everalegend

    Shit! I am embarrassed  with youse guys.
    All I see is back-biting, hateful comments.

    For Christ sake, you can do better than that!

  • DeOkxcy

    Mark Gormley Returns
    I don’t know if you can handle it
    http://i.imgur.com/yT61U4j.gif

  • 4everalegend

    First game of the season and nobody even says poop about it?
    Am I living in a vacuum?

  • Mark Gormley Returns
  • 4everalegend

    Mark Gormley Returns 4everalegend She seems smarter than the rest of you…

  • DeOkxcy
  • Jive Lake Duck

    4everalegend game has been kinda mediocre so far.   or as some would say some great defense is being played on both sides

  • 4everalegend

    The big return, grudge match between the two SB finalists!
    I don’t even hear an opinion???

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    4everalegend Mark Gormley Returns  That is more than likely accurate.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    4everalegend simian sucks

  • 4everalegend

    Thanks Okxcy for those moving comments. 
    I now know I can die a happy man since I heard them.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck 4everalegend  He looks better than Yo Gabba Gabba.

  • 4everalegend

    I guess Manning is eating a pizza somewhere right now.

  • DeOkxcy

    Jive Lake Duck 4everalegend
    you take that back!

  • DeOkxcy

    4eva a gif is worth at least 1001 words

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Serious question, Jive: If the 49ers win as many or fewer games as they did last year, is Chip Kelly one-and-done?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy  You are saying a gif is better than the average word count of one of my comments?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Maybe not.  They have Chips guy as assistant GM so Baalke could be scapegoated and they promote from within and give chip some time.  They obviously dont care about paying coaches for not coaching though

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  Why not scapegoat the owner? Oh yeah… That doesn’t happen.

  • DeOkxcy

    Mark Gormley Returns DeOkxcy

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Mark Gormley Returns Jive Lake Duck we tried – cowboys, raiders, and redskins fans

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Mark Gormley Returns  Don’t forget all of the Packers owners.  We fucking suck.

  • 4everalegend

    Mark Gormley Returns I too think if they can overcome the QB issue, the chances are good they stay on the plan.

  • 4everalegend

    Damn!
    I can’t type and peel my grapes at the same time.
    I need a wench like the Romans had to help me out!

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I dont think Chip will get fired or SF loses more games than last year.  I think Gabbert or whoever is qb wlll be fine because it is a such a simplified offense to run.  Fuck even Folols and Bradford looked good in it. So I think Gabbert will be just fine.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I dont think Chip is a SB winning caliber coach though

  • Jive Lake Duck

    he is like a fringe playoff coach.

  • 4everalegend

    Jive Lake Duck Gabbert has a lot of baggage from the old days. He could blossom under ideal conditions.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    4everalegend Jive Lake Duck our line is way better this year.  Probably be a top unit in the NFC

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  As odd as this sounds, I think the Eagless had a lot more talent on both sides of the ball during Kelly’s tenure in Philly as the 49ers have right now.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck I say this with the unfortunate and regrettable assumption that Hyde won’t be able to stay healthy.

  • 4everalegend

    I am patiently waiting for my stuffed cabbage rolls to come out of the oven. My great aunt’s “Old World” recipe, so I know it with be a big deal when I bring in extras to work tomorrow.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    4everalegend not a cabbage fan

  • 4everalegend

    Jive Lake Duck 4everalegend Upper Europeans are big on cabbage, from sauerkraut to cabbage rols, it’s a big thing to the heritage.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    4everalegend Jive Lake Duck ya they like nasty shit.

  • 4everalegend

    Jive Lake Duck 4everalegend Yea of little faith! Dost thou cast aside a good piece of meat, just because it is rolled in some greens?

  • DeOkxcy

    4everalegend Jive Lake Duck

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy 4everalegend Jive Lake Duck http://i.imgur.com/TTWueJD.gif

  • DeOkxcy

    Mark Gormley Returns DeOkxcy 4everalegend Jive Lake Duck
    this is what cabbage makes me do

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Ohm.

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi
    watts this?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    DeOkxcy Home Sweet Home Pi
    I see watt you did there.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    the good thing about this game is that jonathan stewart will get carries with this lead

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    The National flag for illegal contact and car commercial league.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Home Sweet Home Pi  How was the movie?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns Home Sweet Home Pi
    I got stoned out of my mind tonight.

  • DeOkxcy

    why didn’t I become a chemist?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy  You didn’t want to jeopardize the enthusiasm you have for your true calling.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns DeOkxcy
    You meant that as a chemistry joke of course…
    http://i.imgur.com/mXE3EB5.jpg

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi Mark Gormley Returns DeOkxcy
    you science joke stealing fag

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Crabtree on point:
    https://twitter.com/itsCrab
    Cam is hurt and NBC goes to commercial with ‘Kryptonite’. Brutal.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Science jokes are for Canadian fagets of possibly Armenian ancestry.

  • DeOkxcy

    Mark Gormley Returns

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns
    http://i.imgur.com/XIjc2kM.jpg

  • Jive Lake Duck

    my season is now complete.  I heard peyton say omaha

  • DeOkxcy

    tomorrow is friday
    fucking finally

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Jive Lake Duck
    You live by the Nebraska you die by the Nebraska son.
    http://i.imgur.com/0neN2rG.jpg

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy  This looks like one of my roommates from college.  He masturbated a lot.  Dude’s a cop now.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    fucking panthers run it with fucking stewart you piece of shits

  • Jive Lake Duck

    11 point lead and 3 staright passes

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Pi’s editing my comments.  You should ban him.

  • DeOkxcy

    Jive Lake Duck
    they hat you

  • Jive Lake Duck

    DeOkxcy Jive Lake Duck yep then the refs screw me

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck DeOkxcy  Are you a Lions fan now?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Home Sweet Home Pi http://i.imgur.com/A1iu8o3.gif

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gormley did you see the ninja edit of your comment below? My how two words make a big difference.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Home Sweet Home Pi  Go back to Armenia.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Home Sweet Home Pi  Oddly enough, Jordy needs both of these.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns Home Sweet Home Pi
    Is that in Jerusalem?

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Home Sweet Home Pi Mark Gormley Returns http://i.imgur.com/3v9bENX.gif

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Home Sweet Home Pi Mark Gormley Returns  Armenia is to Turkey as El Salvador is to the US.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Mark Gormley Returns Home Sweet Home Pi
    I knew you would know the answer to any Jerusalem question.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    And of course I know where other countries are on a map. I didn’t go to school in America.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/seeking-escape-home-kansas-man-robs-bank-goes-211543291.html
    A Kansas man robbed a bank last week in order to go to jail and avoid his wife, court documents showed.
    Lawrence John Ripple, 70, told his wife following a fight on Friday that “he’d rather be in jail than at home.”

    I think this is why jordy got a dui

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Home Sweet Home Pi Mark Gormley Returns  Jerusalem has the most economically priced gay clubs in the world.

  • JoeNo1

    Home Sweet Home Pi Its common sense, ‘Merica is on top, Mexico is on the bottom, and every where else is  inbetween.

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Jive Lake Duck for real though, women suck. After 50, when you dont’ even want that poon? Yeah, i’ll go to jail too. Or fake my death and go to Australia or something cool like that.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    carolina is gonna lose because they gave up running

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  You’re doing it wrong.  Carolina is loses.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    Iwould like a sanders td here

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • Jive Lake Duck

    throw it to sanders you prick

  • Jive Lake Duck

    im lucky he ddnt get hurt there

  • JoeNo1

    I don’t have my glasses on, is the Broncos white QB named Semen?

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • JoeNo1

    Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin JoeNo1 How is your sister?

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    JoeNo1 why can’t I like my own comment … this shit is rigged.

  • JoeNo1

    So the MVP has 120 yards in the 4th quarter?

  • Jive Lake Duck

    they need to put sanders back in and throw to him

  • Jive Lake Duck

    JoeNo1 you arent making sense

  • JoeNo1

    Cam is suppose to be this ultimate weapon and the Panthers are winning with him doing very little. Just confused.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck Heh.  I have him in too.

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    JoeNo1 not winning.

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    JoeNo1 Also, Broncos O is making major costly mistakes.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    I’d bang Jill Stein

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Jive Lake Duck I’d stein Jill Stein

  • Jive Lake Duck

    jill Stein is fine

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  Now you truly have become Pive.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    id do that silver fox doggy style

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin  Whose face is this?

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Mark Gormley Returns Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin your mom’s

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin Mark Gormley Returns  Bullshit.  My mom is old as fuck.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    you fags whine about no football all week and now there is football and where the fuck are you faggots?

  • DeOkxcy

    Jive Lake Duck
    watching the fucking game

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Jive Lake Duck  You can go and fuck right off.  I’ve been here the whole time.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    bout time you cockroaches came out of the woodwork

  • DeOkxcy

    what’s your excuse jive?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    DeOkxcy  Arrogance.

  • Jive Lake Duck

    DeOkxcy i been here talking and I also wasnt whining about football to start

  • DeOkxcy

    I guess we’ve been the 3 fagmigos tonight

  • Jive Lake Duck

    lol oh wow the freeze worked

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    my cock is all hot right now

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin  You have a pet rooster just like Warv?

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Mark Gormley Returns Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin yep, and I have him wrapped up in an electric blanket

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin Mark Gormley Returns Electric blankets are far too futuristic for our man Warv.  Motherfucker is still using dialup.

  • Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin

    Mark Gormley Returns Kevin’s Cousin Kregg Lumpkin
    yeah, he must be on the phone right now.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Clearly, Cam proved Joe completely wrong tonight.

  • JoeNo1

    Mark Gormley Returns The headlines on nfl.com are about his dance…

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    go packers

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    JoeNo1 Mark Gormley Returns  The NFL should be banned from football.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Go your mom!

  • Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas

    Mark Gormley Returns Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas wheres she going? she’s dead

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Derivative Sock Puppet In Vegas Mark Gormley Returns  Trump has identified her as a Mexican and she will deported on his first day in office.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Go Packfan’s mom.

  • DeOkxcy

    Home Sweet Home Pi
    are you sure you want to do that?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Jive Lake Duck

    Jim Caldwell Sucks
    Definitely bottom 5 coach in the nfl

  • Jive Lake Duck

    ray lewis offers advice to Colin Kaepernick

    Next time Colin just stab a nigga if they are oppressingyou and throw him in your trunk – Ray Lewis

  • Scat man 87

    Yo

  • Scat man 87

    I passed the duck out last night during the game

  • лошадь

    Scat man 87 Q4 was a nailbiter

  • лошадь
  • Jive Lake Duck

    Scat man 87 you spent a week whining about wanting football and then dont watch it sMH

  • Jive Lake Duck

    лошадь now do a cankle for wisconsin

  • CallaSeal

    ankle monitor or gun holster? could go either way

  • CallaSeal
  • Scat man 87

    Yo

  • MHB™ loaded

    Congratulations to North Korea on their 20 kiloton nuclear test.  You are now technological peers of the USA circa 1945.
    Good luck on mastering the Teller-Ulam multi-stage design when you decide to go thermonuclear.   See you guys in 2087.

  • R8Rnation81

    Good LORD. where am i.

  • Scat man 87

    My psych looks like you

  • Scat man 87

    They are still using morse code with light towers

  • Scat man 87

    And occasionally kim Jung illa will do hand puppets in the sky

  • лошадь

    MHB™ loaded They make soldiers carry “miniaturized nuclear weapons” that consist of radioactive waste.

  • R8Rnation81

    Your psych is a cat?! This is bad.

  • R8Rnation81

    Lol, tell her she looks like your friend you have never met and lives in a city you’ve never been to. That oughta confuse her.

  • лошадь

    Coach Caldwell is now at the podium.

  • Scat man 87

    Lol

  • Scat man 87

    You can tell some of the players that were in NY are a little pissed about the players not standing and crap sunday

  • Scat man 87

    He carrys that thing with him don’t he

  • Scat man 87

    This is embarrassing guys. I can only curl 70lbs

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    My dick weighs more than that.

  • Scat man 87

    Thanks to stem cell research

  • Scat man 87

    I like how cam was saying he wasn’t getting calls. They showed all of the hits maybe one was slightly questionable. If it was Rodgers I still woulda agreed one was maaaaybe questionable

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    Thanks to a tumor.

  • Scat man 87

    If a qb goes to run no one should be aloud to hit them

  • Scat man 87

    Make sacks no longer a stat

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Boobs.

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby strong people is back in full effect.

  • Scat man 87

    My wife said I can go. And there is a bus that will take me

  • Scat man 87 Your wife loves you again?

  • Scat man 87 Does your wife have a nose ring?

  • Scat man 87

    Idk YET I have court wensday

  • Scat man 87

    Nope why

  • Scat man 87 Just curious

  • Scat man 87

    Are you lurking me again? Cuz I had an ex that did and I hated hers. I liked min3e tho

  • Scat man 87

    She had the stupid bull ring. I had a nice diamond stud in my nostril like tupac

  • Scat man 87

    Oh bartzz are you looking at a pic of me with a blonde girl bent over in front of me? And I have blonde and black hair?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Tom Brady killed Cam Newton and Goodell just stood there and watched.  It was on TV.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    It’s not always easy being a functional drug addict FYI.

  • Scat man 87

    It is pretty hard.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Yeah, but you’re white.

  • Scat man 87

    Where the fudge did Bart go I wanna know what he’s talking about cuz if its this one girl dear god no she’s Russian and has a hammer and sickle tattoo

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Brady or Rodgers gets hit like that with no calls and there would be a congressional hearing today.
    Cam being a proud nigger, well, he brought it on himself.

  • Scat man 87

    Maybe one of em was questionable

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Fuck you.  You can’t fart on the same field as Brady without a flag.

  • Scat man 87

    I’m slowly loosing clothes as I ride my bike too gubby. I’m getting prepped

  • Scat man 87

    He also stays in the pocket.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 *this is what killed your chances at a pro career*

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    You’re unpatriotic ingrate who supports ISIS if you think blacks don’t get treated fairly in America.

  • Scat man 87

    I wasn’t going anywhere in football

  • Scat man 87

    I’m gonna piss on you

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    But for real gubby, you should try this being white. It’s the shit.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Scat man 87
    I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.
    Is it okay if I give a thank you speech?

  • Scat man 87

    Anything you do is racist

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Home Sweet Home Pi Tried it.  Didn’t get laid as much.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Home Sweet Home Pi
    But it is also keeps you out of prison.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    The game announcers did not even suggest that Cam should come out of the game or be evaluated.
    Yer watching Cam’s eyes roll around in his head like a cartoon and no one says, “where’s the head trauma evaluation?”

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gubby, did you know that this area I live in was a big part of the underground railroad?

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Free niggas runnin’ by Pi’s house twice an hour.

  • Scat man 87

    Ron Rivera just said its football

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 I respect men who don’t whine and bitch.  But, the league shouldn’t reward faggots like Brady with more calls for less because he’s a fucking girly whiner faggot cheater fancy pants bitch cheater.

  • Scat man 87

    Football is d becoming q bitch sport

  • Scat man 87

    Stop.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    It defies explanation.  
    Unless, there was a broad conspiracy to destroy Cam’s career.
    They beat that poor black man to death right in front of America.
    It was a lynching of a black QB for being too proud, too good and too black.
    And they gonna get away with it too.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi
  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Okay.  That’s not the point though.  That’s a different issue.  This about consistent officiating.

  • Home Sweet Home Pi

    Gubbileo Gubbilei
    Cam was all like…
    http://i.imgur.com/j8Hu5SR.jpg

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Not yet. I got more.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Home Sweet Home Pi You want a cookie?

  • Scat man 87

    Nicr

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Four is bigger than three you fucking retards.

  • Scat man 87

    Maybe they shouldn’t run these children fake plays and he wouldn’t get hit as much

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Dak is fucking cocky for a guy hasn’t played one NFL game yet.

  • Scat man 87

    What is he dojng

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 He’s already said he’s the smartest QB.  Now, he’s saying everyone will regret not drafting him.

  • Scat man 87

    Giants Twitter yesterday said they can’t wait for 60 minutes of defense Mosley must be upset he won’t see Eli

  • Scat man 87

    Lol link?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 It’s in the twitter feed you twit.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Shut up, Deept Throat. That was just some old school footbaw last night.

  • Scat man 87

    I’m on my pho e

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns I’m good with that as long as everyone gets to go old school on everyone. But, something tells me no one gets to go old school on Brady.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Okay. I’m done.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Don’t even joke about Tom Terrific getting hit.

  • Scat man 87

    Why wouldn’t Peyton let kubiak get a full back? Then they get one and he made big plays

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    He didn’t like playing from under center.

  • Scat man 87

    Someone asked when the last time a northwestern qb started
    1979

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns I’m sorry.

  • Scat man 87

    Why are all full backs polish

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    The Giants should put Eli and his mouth-breathing face at MLB.

  • Scat man 87

    Well Peyton should of stoped being a butthole

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 There’s no nice way of putting this.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Go ahead.

  • Scat man 87

    I had a calling. Would of had to change my last name tho

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Problem with the Panthers though is a lack of sophistication on offense.  They are a big physical team and they lack top speed and finesse.  Did they throw it over the top even once?

    That said, they make the FG and it’s a different story.  Fun game to watch and those two teams are damn physical.  There were big hits all over.  WE need to find some toughness we wanna contend with that shit.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Jordy Buttshitsky

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    [Yawn.] Either call Cam a spoiled brat or gtfo. I like my football analysis to be overtly racist.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns I’m doing my best to play the NAACP/Sharpton/Cochran role, but I’m afraid I come across as more the  Kaepernick/Dolezal character.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    More like an Uncle Tom.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns Turn around.  See that line behind you?  You crossed it.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I like tossing the Uncle Tom insult out there in arguments with white people that have nothing to do with race. They get really confused.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Remember all the times Carolina just chucked it deep on the Packers?
    I understand they didn’t think Cam would have much time back there, but don’t you gotta push at least a couple times?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Doubt he would have had time.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    The Panthers just hate drafting and signing linemen to protect him.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns He took a beating anyway.  I think you have to force the D to play honest.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    My D is never honest. It lies worse than that lyin’ Hillary!

  • Scat man 87

    Gubby so do I need to bring food with to burnt man

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 You can’t go.  You have an affliction.  I will not undermine your rehabilitation.

  • Scat man 87

    You need a partner to win it tho

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 But, everyone has to bring their own stuff.  Food, water, shelter, etc.  There is no money at Burning Man.  It’s a gifting economy, but one of the mantras is self reliance.

  • Scat man 87

    I saw a deer on my bike ride earlier right In front of me

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 I need a wingman to keep me from getting anal raped by guys like Pi.

  • Scat man 87
  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Fucking city folk.  The deer  walk through my yard.  I’ve almost hit them on my bike numerous times.  Had one wouldn’t get out of the way.  Something must’ve been wrong with it.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Things I’ve seen on local bike trail.
    Deer, fox, badger, woodchuck, snakes, mink, raccoons, squirrels, owls, eagles, hawks, herons, topless lady, cow, turtles, bobcat, and more.

  • Where did Dak say he was the smartest.  Was it in the wall of text in the bleacher report?  I didn’t see it there.

  • лошадь

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Ha. Yesterday it was “revolutionary”

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei
  • Scat man 87

    I’ve seen heroin users too

  • Scat man 87

    Batyz this nose ring thing. Explain

  • R8Rnation81

    BARTZY HAS A NOSE RING?? i am so confused

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 great blue herons.  Not heroin.  there is no heroin where I live.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    R8R you wanna accompany me to Burning Man next year?  I’m looking for a wingperson.

  • Scat man 87

    No he was asking if my wife does. And I said no but my ex did and I still have my nostril hole from when I had one

  • Scat man 87

    Dude.

  • Scat man 87

    Are you nervous because I’m white

  • R8Rnation81

    Ya, I’m down. Figured i would go once in my lifetime.

  • R8Rnation81

    Why is he stalking your wife?

  • Scat man 87

    Idk where this burning man nonsense is. I like burning angel porn site

  • Scat man 87

    He always does

  • R8Rnation81

    It’s the desert in CA for having sex outside and doing drugs and cross dressing.

  • ChrisKeal

    Cam Newton: 194 yards, 2 TDS, 32 points. Nice scoring system Warvette you weirdo.

  • R8Rnation81

    I’m driving to this alligator boat thing

  • R8Rnation81

    Oh yeah, it’s a scam.

  • ChrisKeal

    R8Rnation81 I don;t understand how that even adds up.

  • ChrisKeal

    R8Rnation81 I have Cam Newton BTW.

  • ChrisKeal

    R8Rnation81 I think it’s in Nevada actually.

  • Scat man 87

    Few years ago is be awesome there. I loved wearing girls clothes and banging girls occasionally

  • Scat man 87

    Nothing better then a drunk guy walking around a patty in a girls clothes

  • R8Rnation81

    Well, whatever. Close enough.

  • R8Rnation81

    I’m gonna steal a baby

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Check out the big brain on Keal!  Nevada? California?  It’s all the same.

  • Scat man 87

    I love Warvette FF Leauge its kokokie

  • R8Rnation81

    Hawt

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    R8Rnation81 Why?

  • R8Rnation81

    I need a new purse

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    R8Rnation81 Huh?

  • Scat man 87

    I like the big ordeal Chris collinsworth made of spam flossing his teeth. .

  • R8Rnation81

    A baby ALLIGATOR

  • R8Rnation81

    I’m going on a swamp tour

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Is he supposed to play the whole game with some pubic hair stuck between his molars?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    R8Rnation81 Lemme me know if they play any CCR

  • R8Rnation81

    If it’s banjo music I’m outta there

  • Scat man 87

    Warvdttes FF is the qbr

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Classic goat fucker stuff.

  • R8Rnation81

    Brb

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    R8Rnation81 CCR, credence clearwater revival, fogherty, Fortunate Son, Up Around teh Bend, Down on the Bayou…

  • I’m just curious on what the lead singer of Beck’s wife looks like..  That is all!!!

  • Scat man 87

    Jive is really mad I fell asleep during the game last night

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Bartz118 They look like brother and sister.  But, hey, I won’t judge.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Collinsworth glows about Simian’s underneath passes.  Says, “it’s just not that easy.”
    Bull fucking shit.  Those are the easiest fucking throws in the sport.  Don’t let low expectations make a completed outlet pass become something special.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Asians get mad for the dumbest reasons.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Why are you ripping on your boy Teddy?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns Yer the human version of a staph infection.  Let Teddy heal.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Will that improve his arm strength?

  • MHB™ loaded

    Gormley with a solid right.

    http://i.imgur.com/gnckyaz.gif

  • MHB™ loaded

    R8R, how fast do you need a baby?

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Be honest. You keep sealed pill bottles filled with semen in your refrigerator at all times, don’t you?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    MHB™ loaded The darker man wins.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns Jesus god.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei
  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Fucking Pineapple.

  • Scat man 87

    Ok gubby my wife is gonna drive me to the greyhound ill call you when I’m clos3

  • Scat man 87

    I even got one of those gay water back pack things

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 LOL   Burning man is next august.

  • Scat man 87

    Ummm

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I assumed you guys were going to Oregon set Warv on fire.

  • R8Rnation81
  • Scat man 87

    WATCH OUT

  • Scat man 87

    We can if you wanna join and if you have a bike

  • Scat man 87

    Kill it. Me and Gormley wanna eat alligator over Warvdttes flaming body

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Hell yes!

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    keal’s a fucking reject. 1 point for every ten yards=19 points, plus 10 yards rushing=1 point, plus 6 points for each of his two touchdowns=12. what’s that add up to? YOU BEING A DICK!

  • Scat man 87

    Shut up and lay in the bbq

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 NO

  • лошадь

    Gubbileo Gubbilei First play of the game he made that opportunity possible.  Like a smart pro with experience.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Warv is loses.

  • лошадь

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Ever watch Rodgers? He sucks at that.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Mark Gormley Returns

  • лошадь

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Mark Gormley Returns

    My perseption after this is you’re halfway through a Miller Lite 30 pack.

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I wish.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    лошадь warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Mark Gormley Returns gross

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Warvette, we just got 3 inches of rain in under an hour.  Nothing washed away. Still got internet.  You flaming faggot.

  • лошадь

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason лошадь Mark Gormley Returns

    Yeah, I know. Hawkshaw’s people do that except it’s Milwaukee’s Best Light.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Gubbileo Gubbilei you don’t have mountains, and clay soil. you’re blind.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    лошадь warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Mark Gormley Returns and anything “Ice”

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    Packers injury report:
    Questionable: Janis, Perillo
    Doubtful: Banjo, Davis, Elliott.   
    Out: Hawkins

  • Scat man 87

    I picture warveg rolling around in his dirty white tighteys just hang in out

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 nailed it

  • Scat man 87

    Singing smash mouth

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 NO

  • Scat man 87

    Eating cold chicken wings

  • Scat man 87

    No one has mountains in the world expect warveg.

  • Scat man 87

    Even bin Laden had internet w. And he lived in a desert

  • Brew_City

    Clay soil is for the gheys

  • Scat man 87

    It only exists like 50000+ feet underground but he has mountains I don’t get it

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    “The trade is going to help them,” an AFC executive in personnel said. “I always thought Minnesota was going to be really good this year. Sam Bradford is going to make some of these throws Teddy Bridgewater can’t and will fit Norv Turner’s offense better.”
    That AFC personnel man was the only one of four scouts Thursday who forecast a repeat divisional championship for Minnesota. Three others picked the Green Bay Packers, whose streak of four titles was ended by the Vikings, 20-13, on the final day of the regular season at Lambeau Field.
    Each scout was asked to predict the order of finish, and assign a final record. The Packers received an average of 11.3 victories compared to 10 for the Vikings, eight for the Detroit Lions and 5.8 for the Chicago Bears.
    “If healthy, which Green Bay is and Minnesota is not, then I think Green Bay dominates that division, and I seriously do mean dominate,” a personnel man for an AFC club said. “I think things get back to the norm this year in the NFC North.”

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  • Scat man 87

    Sam Bradford. Is like a a plant.
    It breaks and heals and breaks and grows. Jesus Christ.

  • MHB™ loaded

    I was amazed to just learn this, so I thought I’d pass it on.  BTW my eggs were bad.

    http://i.imgur.com/UG38iKu.jpg

  • Scat man 87

    You know how to tel if an egg is hard boiled or not? Spin it

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    MHB™ loaded that’s all true.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 all the soil i’ve encountered throughout oregon is clay. dick.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 yah, a raw egg will spin good once, then slow noticeably. a hardboiled egg will just spin and spin.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei
  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Gubbileo Gubbilei yes, it should be noticeably sweet

  • Scat man 87

    Me and Warvette know our eggs

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Scat man 87 i didn’t realize fresh eggs don’t peel until i started raising chickens. no matter what you do, if they’re not at least a week or two old, they won’t peel good.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Jesus

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Scat man 87 chicken fucker

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    The Vikings are much better positioned to win the division this year than last year.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    No matter what happens in the Patriots/Cardinals game the over reaction is going to be just fucking awesome.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    I wonder if they’ll hold Garopollo to the same lofty standards they hold for Treveor Semenman

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    fucking dickhead is wearing kanye west cleats now. what a maroon

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason Is he gonna wear them?  Who manufactures them?  Are they up to quality standards?  I would think a late change in your cleats would be fucking stupid.

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Gubbileo Gubbilei warvette is the real MVP of the offseason adidas Yeezy™ specials. he’s getting paid to be stupid. and a slave.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    It’s all a marketing ploy.  These guys are all Adidas peddlers getting Adidas products made just for them.

    Don’t yer wife do shit for Adidas?  You better get on board moocher.

  • Brew_City

    i’mma laugh pretty hard when the Vikings lose to the Titans

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Brew_City Did you laugh when they lost to the Niners?

  • Brew_City

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Brew_City yup

  • Brew_City

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Brew_City They’re easy to laugh at

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Brew_City  Gubbileo Gubbilei Did you laugh when Teddy died?

  • Brew_City

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Brew_City that’s just cruel

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    Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei
  • Brew_City

    Gubbileo Gubbilei Her dicks bigger tham Jimmy’s

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    You need to stop stealing jokes that I stole from someone else.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Mark Gormley Returns Circle of life mother fucker.

  • лошадь

    cRapReport says Hill is starting

  • Scat man 87

    Jemel?

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Scat man 87 Jonah

  • лошадь

    WTF is with the Panthers lost but Cam won bullshit meme from white rebloggers?

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    buncha liars. i went to their damn sale and overheard the lady say “hmm, not sure. i’ll have to ask my husband about that.” so i totally called them on it, and they admitted it was a ploy to get people to their garage sale! i got an old drillpress for $50, but i didn’t feel as good about it..

  • hawkshaw

    so you clean  houses when the bank forecloses ,and now your working the misery of divorces , true white american ,good job

  • hawkshaw

    you related to bernie mader

  • hawkshaw

    pi is loses

  • hawkshaw

    and a weak bladder

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    a goddamn kestrel hawk was just terrorizing the chickens. couple years ago one of our roosters killed one that jumped on a hen. i’m just waiting and listening for the shreak

  • hawkshaw

    warvette is the real MVP of the offseason  chickens are dirty goddamm birds

  • hawkshaw

    waving a fried chicken around ,will get you laid in panama thou ,according to my army budy

  • hawkshaw

    probally holds tru for chicago also

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Warv fell for a con. What an idiot.
    Any of you folks interested in becoming your own boss?

  • hawkshaw

    Mark Gormley Returns trump acedemy

  • hawkshaw

    gormley acedemy , LEARN HOW TO BLOW ,female students only

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    If Cam Newton were a white quarterback, he’d be alive today.

  • hawkshaw

    learn sax (sex) from a expert

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    I can sort of understand not affording him the same protections when he is running outside the pocket. But he also got murdered inside the pocket.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    What’s on the menu tonight Hawk?  Appletinis?

  • hawkshaw

    Gubbileo Gubbilei he,s half female ,big ben would not take that

  • hawkshaw

    Gubbileo Gubbilei keystone and blackberry

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    His own coaches didn’t give a fuck.  Where was everybody?

  • hawkshaw

    was gonna do margaritas ,naybe tomorrow

  • Mark Gormley Returns

    Um… Netflix and Chill?

  • Alias Number One ©

    I’m here to wave my fried chicken around!

  • hawkshaw

    that was some head hunting thou last night ,dirty denver

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Saw some guy on Charlie Rose says Obama is going to recognize Pakistan after the election.

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    hawkshaw The NFL’s version of a lynching.  They don’t want a black guy doing QB stuff better than white guys.

  • Mark Gormley Returns
  • hawkshaw

    Gubbileo Gubbilei hawkshaw nothing from his coach is what got me

  • Gubbileo Gubbilei

    Good god.  My truck is under recall too?  Jesus.  Can’t take my new phone on the plane.

  • hawkshaw

    Gubbileo Gubbilei la de da welcome to the white world

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason

    Gubbileo Gubbilei you need a financial planner. and a life coach. jordy’s available..

  • hawkshaw

    cam want to act like a fullback no wonder he gets hit ,tebow with a arm

  • Alias Number One ©

    Fuck Cam, that punk ass bitch!

  • warvette is the real MVP of the offseason
  • Newly crowned Miss America® warvette