Oh Gubby We Hardly Knew Ye…

I cum bearing sad news.

Remain strong my flock.

Other news from around the watercooler.

  • MHB is still alive, posting non-stop MFA memes from a Finnish insane asylum.
  • Packfag is still alive and unmodded
  • Lions are still slated to be preseason champions
  • Mr. Horse

    Reason #1, Why To Not Move To Canada
    http://i.imgur.com/wmEmvr7l.png

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Pi
  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      tredeauis a power bottom

  • hawkshaw

    i wiil not call you overlord until after the draft

  • hawkshaw

    when the packers draft a injured d-lineman and a couple fat rb’s they could jump to the top of the powerboard

    • Joe No

      I cant wait to see which defensive players he drafts that sit on the bench for 3 years

  • Pi
    • Joe No

      I hope your first born looks like wavette and acts like mosley

  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      People dont like trump because he calls people names, so they call him names.

      • Mark Gormley

        Shut up, you dirty Muslim.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Alias Number One™

    Happy Monday Fuckers, all two of you!

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t you be building the wall?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m going to sleep as soon as I get home. Homo.

    • Mark Gormley

      No homo?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Can’t spell lanzo with out homo.

        • Mark Gormley

          Is he still off Lanzoing?

  • Alias Number One™

    Is Warv still off filling his goat feed buckets with tears?

    • Mark Gormley

      That seems highly likely. Mosley smells like butthole and lobster.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      You’re liking Atlanta too much. Canada might refuse to take you back.

      • Pi

        Got back last night fag breath.
        Should I go to Dallas this weekend?

        • Mark Gormley

          Only if you bring Mosley a pegboard.

          • Pi

            I have free flights. So the Jew in you should like that part.

          • Mark Gormley

            Save that money.

  • Pi

    How’s my Jordache?

  • JoeNo

    PI is still trying to sell people on how great disgust is.
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/djOkQwS.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      The fruitcakes over on CNN seem to like it, so old Pizo thought “what the heck, eh?”

      • JoeNo

        I’ve had enough of you Matt
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/Pgt39gP.gif[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I show pictures of pie at work and say he’s my husband

    • okxcy

      are you trolling for a hate crime so you can retire and buy this shithole?

      • JoeNo

        Someone just threw down
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/uhJJImP.gif[/img]

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I would love to loose a limb at this place. Its really starting to irritate me.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Hard to explain but I’m still digging it

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      anoose

      • Mark Gormley

        #alternativespelling

  • R8Rnation

    Whoa whoa whoa, don’t everyone talk at once

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I just had popcorn. Tho.

      • R8Rnation

        I just ordered a pizza. Fuck it.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I’m in one of those moods also.

          • R8Rnation

            My pizza called royal blue from east side pies. I want a beer but i can’t move.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Ummm link

          • R8Rnation
          • R8Rnation

            No bacon tho. Sausage is enough.

  • Mark Gormley

    Found out today via FB that a guy I went to high school with went missing while on a skiing trip in Japan.

  • R8Rnation

    My next day off is march 11 so i asked for a personal day during the week. I am literally going to stay in bed w a sippy cup full of wine and have every meal delivered.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I have next Tuesday off

      • Pussyfooting 87

        To get my licence back. Go to the new therapist.

        • R8Rnation

          I’m gonna do jack shit

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Looks like ill be bothering you alot gotta wait at the dmv ^_^

      • R8Rnation

        That’s the same day!

    • Mark Gormley

      Because of when I was originally promoted from part-time to full-time, I don’t an extra week of vacation until next year despite being with the company for over three years. Thanks Obama.

      • R8Rnation

        You’re getting hosed

        • R8Rnation

          When i went from 35 hrs to 40 hrs i got an extra week of vacation.

  • R8Rnation

    Not like i have to work 8 hrs every day, but still. This Saturday i have to mc a fundraiser from 6pm-9pm. Which means i have to stay sober ALL DAY.

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump never drinks.

  • okxcy

    get your fake news out of here

    • Mr. Horse
      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lanzo first rv

        • Mr. Horse

          U can tell by the duct tape

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Haha didn’t even notice.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    You love that pizza place I remember it from long time ago

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Trump says lanzo is the enemy
    Oxcy is right.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So in the past week I’ve had 4 “night mares” about drinking. And I wake up in the middle of the night sweating and need something sweet. And I feel incredibly guilty.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I wake up feeling guilty*

    • Mark Gormley

      Do you want me to ask my Dad if he has experienced similar dreams to if he has any advice?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Might be worth it if you could. I’m going on 8 months in 3 weeks. And I’m on the naltrexone which is supposed to help but maybe I just need higher dose idk

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Thanks dog.

          • Mark Gormley

            No problem. Just fired off a text to him and he is already responding.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Thank you kind sir.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lanzo is a dirty pussy fart.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    R8r will you jiggle my weiner 3 times for me after I pee

    • Mark Gormley

      Moron. That’s what Mosley is far.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Well anymore then 3 times is playing with it.

      • Mark Gormley

        Stupid autocorrect.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Maroon?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Why don’t you go wash yo feet stanky ass.

  • Mark Gormley

    Here is my Dad’s response:

    “It happens to many of us. I can say at least for those I know who give themselves to the AA program of recovery they get farther apart. They are dreams and they are not reality. I am happy to talk with him. He may not need this but some chance I can find a wise hand in Seattle if he is there.”

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Thanks foo.

      • Mark Gormley

        No problem. He’s a big believer in AA.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Whatever works is the best thing
          Just me…
          Science is what has helped me the best.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Gormley it would take a tower crane to jiggle you weiner.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Do you really have a toilet that has pipes connected straight to the ocean so nothing over flows

      • okxcy

        warv just poops in the ocean

        • Mark Gormley

          Can raccoons even swim?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Lanzo just poops.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lanzo tried out to be tupac in a tupac biography movie. But was rejected because he smelled like ass and weed.

  • R8Rnation

    I don’t love it, just not much else delivers in the hood made out of actual food ingredients

    • JoeNo

      crack is all natural

      • R8Rnation

        Either you don’t know what crack is or you don’t know what natural means

        • R8Rnation

          Either way, explains a lot

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Crack has baking soda baking soda is natural no?

          • R8Rnation

            That’s not the only ingredient. All the ingredients have to be natural for it to actually be natural. And technically there shouldnt even be ingredients. Natural is just a state.

          • R8Rnation

            Sorry. I’m too tired to make sense.

          • okxcy

            he also denies his cereal cuts the roof of your mouth

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So r8r about jiggling my weiner for me.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I gotta piss like a race horse. So I might go to the backyard.

      • R8Rnation

        Jesus

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Shorter walk

      • Pussyfooting 87

        .

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • R8Rnation

    Also idk what baking soda is

    • okxcy

      you need to spend more time in the kitchen

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Omg I almost got walked up on taking my piss by w 2 people walking they dog.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I just got done. And I heard voices

      • okxcy

        what did they say?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          They were telling their dog to hurry up

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So if your cocaine is stepped on with vitamin b and NaHCO3, aka sodium bicarbonate, aka baking soda.
    Boiled in water its natural crack

    • Pussyfooting 87

      But there’s gasoline in cocaine
      But that’s natural petrol

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lets just agree to disagree please. As long as the baking soda is bought at whole foods its safe and natural

  • okxcy

    i only do organic vegan coke

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lanzo used to. Gmo free

  • R8Rnation

    I don’t like to bake. Or sweet stuff. I like to make food.

    • Pussyfooting 87
  • Mark Gormley

    The pupster took a part of the GF’s thumbnail off this morning while they were playing with his rope toy.

    • Mark Gormley

      Bro is strong as fuck.

    • R8Rnation

      Ew

      • Mark Gormley

        We had a dog when I was a kid that looked so much like this pup and you had to be careful when playing tug of war with her too. She was gentle as could be, but tug of war took no prisoners.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I need sleep.
    Peace. Out. Homes.

  • R8Rnation

    Ive made special k before

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Did you get trapped in the k hole

      • R8Rnation

        No.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Don’t you like microwave it?

      • R8Rnation

        Yes or oven

  • R8Rnation

    Making crack seems so easy

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo would know.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/dw8anHN.jpg[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s nice, Jim.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I can’t sleep I’m gonna watch heavy weights

    • R8Rnation

      Hey, my friend is in that

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Really???? Who??? Lol a bouncer at a bar by my friends house is in it too. Salami Sam. HE kicked me out of the bar once.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ok r8r and Joe

    Stop seducing me I gotta sleep.

    • JoeNo

      I wonder what Gubby is doing right now?
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/4e6Tp1M.gif[/img]

  • JoeNo

    R8R I was kidding about the drugs
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/ahWGoBx.jpg[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooo

  • Mr. Horse

    Somebody tell Pi to get @scudworx out of the Twitter feed. Need moar Tony Romo ===>

    • Pi

      I heard @scudworx is an old Jew.

  • Pi
  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Would be the perfect FAP Command Center. Buy it for us, Pi.

      • JoeNo

        Mafs are generally full of lice. FYI, bring your own sleeping bag.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Yawn…
    How long have I been sleeping. What day is it?

  • Pi

    You slept so long that Idiocracy became true.

  • Mark Gormley

    Free anus.

  • 12alegend4ever

    But the child that’s born on the Sabbath day,
    Is fair and wise and good and gaye.

    Didn’t realize how many of you were born on Saturday…

  • Pi

    What do you guys think of Texas? Should I stay or should I go?

    • Pi
    • 12alegend4ever

      I’d stay in San Antonio as long as I had the time. Maybe stay a while at Galveston, Corpus Christi or Brownsville.

      Not Houston, Dallas or Austin though. Too much big city.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Where are you at Pi?

    • Pi

      Got back to Canadian late Sunday night. I may only stay here until Thursday. Deciding that now.

      • Joe No

        Dont blame you,I’d try to get out of that hellhole fast too.

  • 12alegend4ever
  • Pi
  • Alias Number One™

    So, Vegas, Gubby, and Seal, walk into a gay bar…

    • 12alegend4ever

      To meet their dates…

  • Pi
    • Alias Number One™

      Mr Geoff? Dafuq!

      • Alias Number One™

        Geoff tends bar where Gubby and Seal hang out.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I must praise the Bears for their fine strategy of losing consistently in order to move up to the 3rd pick in the draft. Sheer genius!

    • JoeNo

      Lions have been doing that for 50 years, all to make the playoffs last year.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Yet you forget to mark their most prestigious accomplishment, winning the NFC Central in 1991. And they did make the playoffs in 1983. Must be an aberration.

  • Mark Gormley

    I look forward to the Bears firing John Fox after next season and then hiring another Marc Trestman-type coach.

    • Pi

      I fail to see how that makes you any less thrifty.

      • Mark Gormley

        Shouldn’t you be shooting Mexicans in Texas right now?

  • Pi

    My buddy just described his breakfast burrito like this…
    “It was filled with eggs, bacon, ham and the tears of fear from the Mexican immigrants that Trump is gone toss over the wall.”

    • hawkshaw

      huh ,breakfast with a guy ,how unsurprising

  • 12alegend4ever

    Rumor has it Pi, that you are travelling to Texas to interview for an ICE patrol-guard position. Either that or digging post-holes for the new Wall. How’s your Spanish?

    • 12alegend4ever

      ?Como esta usted?

  • Mark Gormley

    Bunch of overly sensitive snowflakes on here.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

  • Alias Number One™

    Wayer ayerbody ayat?

    • Mark Gormley

      Brew’s closet.

    • Brew_City

      I’ve worked most of the last two days. It’s a bit much

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you like bewbs?

        • Brew_City

          I love bewbs

          • Mark Gormley

            Me too. Pi hats them.

          • Brew_City

            Yea… Pi enjoys cock meat sammichs tho

          • Mark Gormley

            It’s a Canadian staple.

  • Brew_City

    tis bowl 30

  • Pi

    Alright Texas it is for next week.

  • Alias Number One™

    I’m here to counsel on Canadia staples…

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m here for Uranus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Donkey cock

    • Alias Number One™

      Another Canadia staple…

  • Pi

    R8R and Pi are hanging out in Houston.

    • okxcy

      banging out

      • JoeNo

        PIs gonna get pegged
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/gDSO6RQ.jpg[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Bears looking to trade jay Cutler. I got some used cue tips in my locker at work
    ..

    • Matt Mosley 69

      for Rodgers

      • Pussyfooting 87

        For jpp

        • Matt Mosley 69

          You know me I’m down with opp

    • JoeNo

      bears would be lucky to get a seventh round conditional pick in 2030 for Cutler.

  • okxcy

    freedom isn’t free

    • Pi

      I’ll take “stupid American sayings” for $2000 Alex.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZXdu31Z.jpg[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Poop

    • Pussyfooting 87

      A lewp

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi is loses.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I talked to my doctor. She said its possible I’m going through post acute withdrawal symptoms

          • Pussyfooting 87

            My wife also said to say thank you to you ese

          • Mark Gormley

            My pleasure.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Today on camera at work I’m on film acting like I’m humping a coworker…while someone else was acting like they were getting a bj from them….

          • Mark Gormley

            Nice.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Lol we keep all saying we have to remember there is 100000 cameras in the building.
            My friend and my other friend at work were acting like they were doing karate.

    • okxcy

      poop ba-doops

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING 4EVER & NEVER COMING BACK
    http://i.imgur.com/gobfCeFl.png

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Is that you?

      • Mr. Horse

        I’m a horse.

    • Mark Gormley

      I doubt this guy has ever fucked a goat…

      • Mr. Horse

        Could be a bottom.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Todyay I was called a devil worshipers because I said I want to join the church of Satan.
    However you don’t praise the devil you worship yourself.

    • R8Rnation

      Too many rules already

      • Mr. Horse

        + dues

        • Pussyfooting 87

          That’s what sucks the most

          • Pussyfooting 87

            200$?!?!ya right

          • Mr. Horse

            So u can worship urself.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            All you get is a stinking piece of paper.

          • Mr. Horse

            This sounds a lot like Trump U. only way cheaper.

          • Mark Gormley

            We are paying a fortune for Trump to do just that.

  • R8Rnation

    $200?!

    • Pussyfooting 87

      *208$ to be exact lol

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ll give you $2.

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/RbN28Zt.gif[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Good night

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi eats black truffles all the time.

    • okxcy

      aka crusty v

  • R8Rnation

    I’m going to Bob’s Burgers trivia night tomorrow. Better brush up on my factoids.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve seen like one episode. Do you want my help?

      • R8Rnation

        It’s so funny though

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m not arguing with you. Enjoyed the one show I watched, just never got into it.

  • K.

    It’s dead in here.

  • K.

    <—- Whoa…. this is super old. How in the hell did it link to this account/pic?

  • K.

    Now… it’s updated. WTF?

  • K.

    Steak, mac n cheese from whole foods, salad.

    • okxcy

      lobster
      -mosley

    • Mark Gormley

      The Whole Foods hot food bar is dangerous.

      • K.

        i was gonna get that but opted for the day old mac from the refrigerator section. Not bad.

  • K.

    This layout sucks. It requires me to click on things.

  • K.

    Mark my words, Romo will be in Chicago.

  • K.

    Gonna go walk and get mail.

  • Mark Gormley

    Sorry, Reesy. Lanzo demanded a change and Pi sucked him off.

    • JoeNo

      Those 2 things aren’t necessarily connected.

      • Mark Gormley

        Good point. Just Pi being Pi.

  • R8Rnation

    Hey. Wheres gubby

    • JoeNo

      Bookies are trying to get him to pay up his Vikings bets
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/4e6Tp1M.gif[/img]

  • Pack Fan In Vegas

    Hey. Wheres vegas

    • Mark Gormley

      Snowflake faget.

  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy

    Vikings QB situation
    http://i.imgur.com/YhWHdJK.gif

  • Pi
  • Pi

    Women’s health article from Cosmopolitan magazine on “How To Give Your Partner a Rusty Trombone the Right Way”…
    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8948576/rusty-trombone-hand-job-rimming-sex-tips/

    • Brew_City

      I know you printed this out and left it in your ol lady’s car

      • Pi

        What kind of man would I be if I didn’t freely share scientific research?

        • Brew_City

          a republican

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • okxcy

      bill gates?

  • Mr. Horse

    SO EXCITED
    Jason WildeVerified account‏@jasonjwilde 12 minutes ago
    #Packers announce that both head coach Mike McCarthy and GM Ted Thompson will speak next Wednesday, March 1, at #NFLCombine in Indianapolis.

    • JoeNo

      Can’t we just read what they have said the last 8 years?

      • Brew_City

        every year about this time on sports radio they plan random Ted clips and have listeners try and guess which year it’s from. Always the same stuff

  • Pi

    “Ted which free agents should we sign?”

  • Brew_City
  • Alias Number One™

    That is one skippin, can stomping Ginge down there. Good job Mosely.

  • Mr. Horse

    BREAKING
    HC Jim Caldwell arrested for break-in at Ford Field; found sleeping next to Podium.
    http://i.imgur.com/Xm1tCJKl.png

  • Mark Gormley

    Breaking: Anus.

    • Joe No

      I heard that is mosleys reality tv shows name

      • Mark Gormley

        I thought it was Cuck Dynasty.

  • Pi

    You can’t trust the Jews.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sure you can. Just let me hold your wallet for a bit.

      • Brew_City

        with interest? sure

        • Mark Gormley

          I should work for free?

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      Remember when the bears were going to have a top tier defense and the Jags were going to the title game?

      • Mr. Horse

        But the Giants spent $100 million and made the Wild Card round.

        • JoeNo

          Not sure if their team got a whole lot better though. Eli is always a .500 QB.

  • Brew_City

    Remember when the Packers had a good defense that one year?

    • JoeNo

      1996?

      • Brew_City

        hey we cracked the top 10 in rush D this year tho for the first time since 2009. Which is nice.

        • Brew_City

          It’s really all we can hope for defensively

        • JoeNo

          Probably because everyone throws for 400 yards against capers

    • Mark Gormley

      Erik Kramer was the last Lions QB to win a playoff game.

  • Brew_City

    Don’t worry guys. Kyler Fackrell will save us

    • JoeNo

      Does it really matter, we either get a sack or a huge completion.

      • Brew_City

        no it really doesn’t. Our defense is gonna suck cock and we’re just gonna have to live with it

        • Mark Gormley

          A read a mock draft–while taking a shit–that had the Pack taking a CB from Washington. Apparently that’s a position of need.

          • Brew_City

            Packers position of need: All Defense

          • Mark Gormley

            Hooray…

          • Brew_City

            We’re gonna pick an ex tennis player in rd one to play MLB

          • JoeNo

            I read one where TT picks a white rb.

          • Brew_City

            That’s Kiper. He’s on top of it per usual

  • JoeNo

    Im calling a trade back and offensive lineman in the 2nd

    • Brew_City

      Ya know who went after Jason Spriggs… Deon Jones.

      • Brew_City

        wouldn’t it be magical if we had a LB who wasn’t white/and or slow

        • JoeNo

          Doesn’t really matter, they aren’t on the field for out 2DL, 36 DB lineup on 2nd and 1

          • Brew_City

            Are you saying Capers ISN’T a genius?

          • JoeNo

            I’m saying I trust a blind 10 year old playing madden calling plays over him in the 4th quarter.

  • Alias Number One™

    You fuckers are a breath of stale air!

    • JoeNo

      Besides taunting bear fans, there isn’t much else to do

      • JoeNo

        Some of them want to keep Cutler lol

        • Brew_City

          *raises hand*

  • JoeNo

    I guess we can talk about what hospital Tony Romo is going to spend the season in.

    • Mark Gormley

      I saw someone make the case for Kansas City.

      • JoeNo

        A half broken Romo is still better than A Smith I guess

        • Mark Gormley

          I think it’s negligible at this point. Both of them have the arm strength of a fetus.

  • Mr. Horse

    Keep same wankers that made it through the last game last season, hire new DC, hoist Lombardi Trophy.
    http://i.imgur.com/FTsoSFBl.jpg

    • Brew_City

      How bout this…. Keep same wankers. Keep DC. Draft some more rookies. Continue.

      • Brew_City

        2-1 odds on this bad boy

    • JoeNo

      Defense gives up 50 points in the playoffs, Capers becomes genius, Same group of guys set historic records for being a bad defense. Then cheer on Capers after 7 years of mediocrity.

      • Brew_City

        Mediocrity is a bit generous

  • Mark Gormley

    Some of my Denver fans want Romo to be a Bronco–and that leads me to believe they are a bunch of Lanzos.

  • Mark Gormley

    Now where will Cutler end up smoking in 2017?

    • Mark Gormley

      He’d probably be a Viking if they still had that 1st round pick they used to get Bradford.

  • Brew_City

    Tis half past bowl

  • Brew_City

    When you trolling hard but still being honest
    https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/834537458310213633

    • Mark Gormley

      Fourth best Packer QB ever.

  • Mr. Horse

    *Team gets to conference championship game with 3rd string M*A*S*H patients* on D
    Packers fans: http://i.imgur.com/gUQvekhl.png

    • JoeNo

      1 CB doesn’t make a mash unit

      • Mr. Horse

        I don’t play your religion game.

        • JoeNo

          Your opinion isn’t based on anything aka faith, I have stats to back mine up.

          • Mr. Horse

            You have shit except your religion. You aren’t getting over on me.

          • Mr. Horse

            You want to prove the pass D was bad with stats? Don’t bother. That’s all your stats show. The WHY is your religion.

          • JoeNo

            With what group of personal? He has been bad at his job with multiple groups of people, but of course, you say nuh uh.

          • Mr. Horse

            I don’t subscribe to your religious beliefs. He has a fucking ring. You have animus.

  • K.

    Salad topped with Blackened chicken breast

    cup of soup

    • Mr. Horse

      NY strip, baked potatoes, frizzled/scorched asparagus

      • Mr. Horse

        I’d grill some mushrooms if you were here.

      • K.

        I’ve missed you, Horsey

  • Pi

    What’s up ladies?

    • Pi

      And reesy.

      • K.

        Sup’ my friend.

        • Pi

          I’m flying to Dallas tomorrow. Let’s have some bbq-ed tofu and gluten free sex.

          • K.

            Love gluten free sex.

            how long you gonna be in town?

          • Pi

            Dallas until Sunday. Then Houston for another half week.

          • K.

            Damn dude. I was trying to go to Houston to see R Kelly but will be in WI.

          • Pi

            I’ll pee on you if you want the full R Kelly experience.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is almost as chinky as Okxcy.

    • Pi

      I will pee on you too. No charge.

    • okxcy

      it’s not even close

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Today was fudged up.
    Woke up tire was flat had to get a ride to work. Etc etc.

    • JoeNo

      real man would have drove on the rim.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I did that once before. I’m not doing it again.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Plus my work is 20ish miles away

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Goo night peace out

  • okxcy

    Hohoho motherfuckers

    • Mark Gormley

      Happy Holidays.

  • Mark Gormley

    It took me three times as long to get home from work tonight because Okxcy’s people suck at driving.

    • JoeNo

      Gormley on his way home
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/qjVdorF.gif[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        No way. Traffic wasn’t moving nearly that fast. Also, fuck that guy in the white car. People pull that shit all time the up here and feel they are entitled to drive all the way to the end of an exit only lane and get over at the last second. They need to be pegged worse than a billion Mosleys.

      • okxcy

        that volvo doesn’t give a fuck

        • Mark Gormley

          I do that shit sometimes. Fuck entitled fuckers in their fucking anoooses.

          • JoeNo

            ” Fuck entitled fuckers in their fucking anoooses” Are you sure you’re a liberal?

          • Mark Gormley

            I would vote GOP down the ticket if fagets like that were stripped of their driving privileges and forced to take the bus.

          • okxcy

            I drive a shitbox so I do that too

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ve noticed that entitled assholes in luxury cars are usually the ones who think they deserve to cut in line.

          • okxcy

            F150/250/350’s around me

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah, that’s how it was in CO.

  • Mark Gormley

    The pup is being so damn cute right now. It makes me sick that Okxcy wants to eat him.

    • Mark Gormley

      He got an A+ from the vet today. But she said the dude is probably going to be like 60 pounds eventually.

      • okxcy

        that would feed my starving relatives for 2 months

        • Mark Gormley

          He was just chewing on the curtains. If he keeps that up, the GF will probably let you have him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz is signed into Xbox Live right now. Perhaps I shall send him the following message: “Anus.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Now I am hate-eating chicken pad thai just to piss off Okxcy.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Going to court (as a juror) is interesting. Hanging around known felons, rip-off lawyers, and crooked judges.

    Sorta reminds me of youse guys.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yoooooo

    • Pi

      Good morning butt pirate.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I can just hear the butt slapping that is going on in the background

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING FOREVER & NEVER COMING BACK
    http://i.imgur.com/K71q8G5l.png

    • okxcy

      goodbye kaepernick

  • 12alegend4ever

    If you are a homo, take a bromo, and wake up feeling yourself.

    Who among us knew at the time it (Bromo-Seltzer) contained poison?

  • Brew_City

    ICYMI: Bears QB Jay Cutler is considering the possibility of early retirement

    NOOO

    • Mr. Horse

      Wants to get a jump on induction into Packers HoF.

  • Pi

    Rodgers is getting near retirement age, isn’t he?

    • okxcy

      “getting cut and signed by the Vikings” age

  • Bartz

    Pi – Matthew Stafford will retire before Rodgers does!!

    • Pi

      I was wondering where the fuck you were.
      I was beginning to think you went above ground and became too good for us.

      • Bartz

        I was in Arizona, Plus FU for not making me a diq mod!! You anal loving fag!! Arizona rejuvenated me!! I’m going to fap on the world!!

  • Bartz

    Oh gawd!!

  • Pi

    This upvoting your own comment is the shit.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fag.

      • Pi

        Down-voted.

        • Bartz

          Faggier!

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • Pi

      How are you doing over there fuck knuckles?

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m tired. Methinks I need some crack.

        • Pi

          Me too. I can’t even get meth right now because warvette is being a pansy.

  • Joe No

    “All my young boys, stand up. The ladies, sit down,” Winston said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “But all my boys, stand up. We strong, right?
    New fap man of the year

    • Mark Gormley

      IRavens would be so proud.

  • Brew_City

    Rick Spielman: We’re probably gonna suck again it’s in our DNA”

    Interesting

  • Bartz

    I didn’t realize that there is a group of people out there that believe the world is flat.

    • Brew_City

      way too big of a group, actually.

      • Bartz

        I agree. I was reading some tweets on twitter.. Crazy ass shit. Any time you try to prove them wrong they say it is some sort of trick. Wish I could bitch slap them into space so they could see for themselves.

        • Brew_City

          Can’t fix stupid bartz

    • Joe No

      You guys obviously live on a different side of cube earth from us rational people

  • Pi

    “Hey kid. I got your flat Earth right here.”
    http://i.imgur.com/Tk1vM.gif

    • JoeNo

      Don’t play dodgeball against softball players
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/tL81t6j.gif[/img]

  • Brew_City

    Pi you gotta get one of these
    http://imgur.com/wCjh0Tc

    • Pi

      That’s my twin brother Apologetic Aaron.

  • Bartz

    Since we are talking about globes

    http://i.imgur.com/2B2DFeq.gif

  • Pi

    I will never understand how America cranks out the smartest people and the dumbest.

    • JoeNo

      Because we watch things like “How Canadians are born”
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/raNkjwn.gif[/img]

      • Pi

        You misspelled “hatched”.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/hV5ntl9.png[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Breaking News: Vagina

  • Pi

    I’m heading to the airport to go to Dallas in about 30 minutes. Is America great again yet?

    • Mr. Horse

      Try to not get deported to Mexico.

      • Mr. Horse

        Customs Agents Checked IDs Of Domestic Flight Passengers At JFK

        All of them.

      • Mr. Horse

        On an arriving flight. Ja, ja, how were the Customs agents supposed to know that all of the passengers had to produce ID to get on the plane?

  • Pi
  • Pi

    Gormzo, this one’s for you.
    http://i.imgur.com/pm5cc00.jpg

  • JoeNo

    Fucking Schultz
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/tBbgxvA.png[/img]

  • JoeNo

    Reminded me of R8R
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/60keooJ.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Homos.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Mo hos

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzos.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Mosley….likes cherrieos

        • Mark Gormley

          And anus.

  • K.

    Going bowling tonight

    Trying to beat my high score of 27

  • R8Rnation

    I like how joe really gets me

  • R8Rnation

    I have my personal trainer tonight. Uhhh. She doesn’t get me AT ALL.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lucky

      • R8Rnation

        Esqueeze me? She is ruining my life.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Brb dinner

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Chicken shawarma coconut rice

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve got chicken pad Thai waiting for me at home. Hopefully that makes Okxcy sad.

      • okxcy

        skinny noodles are for fags
        I’m all about the pad see ew

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I love that shit pad see ew

  • Pi

    What up Jordy?
    Greetings from Detroit airport.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Eating dinner you

      • Pi

        Waiting for these faggots to board so I can fly to Mosley-ville.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          You gonna eat his ass????

          • okxcy

            twice on sunday

          • Pi

            I’ll do anything for lobster and whataburger.

          • Pi

            ANYTHING.

          • okxcy

            will you do that?

          • Pi

            I would do anything for butt love but I won’t do that.

  • okxcy

    pi meat me in denver instead

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ugh

    • Mark Gormley

      You sense Pi’s presence on American soul too?

  • okxcy

    my company talked about record earnings/profitability/roic/etc in an annual review today
    I need to get in on that action
    http://i.imgur.com/R5RbGZF.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you one of Trump’s children?

      • okxcy

        yes I am Barron

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/IlX55nF.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    the matrix is mosley’s favorite movie
    http://i.imgur.com/6gJDmFw.gif

  • okxcy

    bartz is a die hard star wars fan
    http://i.imgur.com/srDcmFL.gif

  • R8Rnation

    ANGELA is trying to kill me

    • Mark Gormley

      You should probably make sure you’ve got a gun with you at all times.

      • R8Rnation

        I forgot about my gun!

    • JoeNo

      You shouldn’t pay people to make you miserable. That is why I refuse to get married.

      • Mark Gormley

        Steve King says you can marry your lawn mower.

        • JoeNo

          I understand every word you said, but the order makes no sense.

          • Mark Gormley

            Classic Steve King. He’s pretty fucking potato.

  • okxcy

    R8R shot first

  • R8Rnation

    I can’t feel my legs

    • JoeNo

      Will you mind if I do?

      • R8Rnation

        Don’t get fresh with me, cap’n

        • JoeNo

          Everytime you mention trainer I think of Burgess Meredith making Rocky chase the chicken.

          • R8Rnation

            She made me throw this heavy ass ball around, i wanted to kill her

  • hawkshaw

    so r8r when do you start the kegle exerzises

    • R8Rnation

      Oh hush you

      • JoeNo

        Stretching is important
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/1tBOcCw.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      You don’t?

  • R8Rnation

    I want some wine but I’m scared of ANGELA

  • Mark Gormley

    This is what I imagine will happen when Pi and Okxcy finally meet–just picture one of them being Asian.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yoooo

    • 12alegend4ever

      Going back to court today. Time to wrap up the trial.

  • Pi

    Greetings from Dallas, Texas.

    • Bartz

      Are you going to find R8r in Texas and have a red head threesome?

  • Brew_City

    You’d think Dallas can’t get anymore gay but then Pi shows up

  • Brew_City
  • Bartz

    I wonder if Pi had some cowboy caviar yet

    • Brew_City

      some rocky mountain oysters?

      • Alias Number One™

        Rest assured, he swallowed it all!

  • hawkshaw

    brokeback canuck

    • Alias Number One™

      Yeee haw!
      >Pi

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Cowboy caviar isn’t that just hick sperm??

    • Bartz

      Bull testies

  • Brew_City

    Jordy you ever had authentic Spaetzle?

  • Brew_City
    • Bartz

      And in the fifth round the Packers take a starting ( For Green Bay ) corner.

  • Bartz

    Warv from fuckbook – “omfg you can’t even people-watch in Houston’s airport cuz there’s only one set of DNA, they’re just too ugly to look at! i tellyouwut tho ima fight every motherfucker in here if they don’t stop staring at ME”

    • Bartz

      Also what are Warv and Pi doing in Texas??

      • Alias Number One™

        It’s that backdoor love affair…

  • hawkshaw

    third manhatten ,safe space liberal queers

    • Alias Number One™

      Is that Injun code for bottom shelf whiskey?

      • hawkshaw

        canadian club ,i feel dirty

  • hawkshaw

    hell ,gormley got a puppy to feel safe

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Dogs hate lanzo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yes brew only 1 German restaurant makes authentic and my Madre has so good. And pan fried with chives and butter ummm

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I tried but its a fucking pain in the ass you need your constitancy to be perfect. I had flour all over my kitchen

      • hawkshaw

        suck american cock nazi

        • Pussyfooting 87

          You are a dumb mick

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Claims to be an native American but is just a paki gook mick mix.

  • hawkshaw

    pacific plate ,california falls in the ocean and takes oregon and washington with it ,problem solved

    • Pussyfooting 87

      #savegormley

      • hawkshaw

        tuba lipps float

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brb driving home

    • hawkshaw

      kraut

  • Brew_City

    Jordy my friend Gma from germany made it for us the other weekend. Ate it with like venison tips almost like Beef stroganoff. It was amazing

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Oma

      • Brew_City

        Ya that’s what he calls her

  • hawkshaw

    bad river is the name of our rezervation,floods maybe or bad boys

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Aaron and Jordy stand8by up in Dobbs wedding

  • hawkshaw

    r8r is taller then jordy

    • JoeNo

      So are most todlers

  • hawkshaw

    three footed horse

  • hawkshaw

    common accurananse gelding

  • hawkshaw

    most people ,ride a horse

  • hawkshaw

    lets get this parade started

  • hawkshaw

    the horse rides pi

  • hawkshaw

    did you ever meet a native american doctor ,white men probe anus

  • hawkshaw

    unless yer in canada ,thens it a somali

  • hawkshaw

    whitemen fuck fat wimen

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is homos.

  • hawkshaw

    liberals suck cock

  • hawkshaw

    gormley wants to hump lizae warren

  • hawkshaw

    horse turds in the street

    • hawkshaw

      democrats

  • hawkshaw

    no power .no sense , no base

    • Mark Gormley

      No Jews. No blacks. No women.

  • hawkshaw

    losers ,gormely

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes. Trump is losers.

  • hawkshaw

    whine and cry democrats

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s all Trump does. He’s the most fucking democrat of all the fucking democrats.

      • Mark Gormley

        Except he doesn’t do any fucking.

  • hawkshaw

    he,he who won whiners

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re the won who’s actually whining. I’m just talking about anus and saying mean things to Pi.

  • hawkshaw

    trump won

  • hawkshaw

    clean yer panties gorms

    • Mark Gormley

      Okay. But only if you wash all of Trump’s shit and splooge out of your mouth. BOOM!

  • hawkshaw

    what do i care ,white man ,

  • hawkshaw

    oh ,what the fuck a conserituce red man

    • Mark Gormley

      One word: Chalupa.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Bainbridge island

    • Mark Gormley

      Land of free and home of the gays.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Why did i get a phone call from there

        • Mark Gormley

          I have no idea…

  • hawkshaw

    so you white shitheads give a litte promise ,

    • Matt Mosley 69

      We gave you beads and blankets tea coffee whiskey and shoes

      • Mark Gormley

        And shitty land! Don’t forget about that shitty land!

  • hawkshaw

    goddamm same for 200 yeARS

  • hawkshaw

    SHIT HEAD WHITE MAN ,WON’T CHANGE

    • Matt Mosley 69

      and we gave you guns

      • hawkshaw

        hole in the day

  • hawkshaw

    chemical dump on the rez that no one hunts

  • Mark Gormley

    Trump paid a shitload of money to lobbyists to keep Indian casinos far away from Atlantic City. He also told congress that Hawk’s people are greedy, shiftless drunks who would allow organized crime to permeate throughout their casinos.

  • hawkshaw

    i would fuck you first ,over yer women

    • Mark Gormley

      What if I’m a tranny?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Your wife is white

      • Mr. Horse

        It’s no wonder he hates them.

  • Mr. Horse

    WOOOOOOOOOOOO
    It’s a Hawkshaw Friday night.

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, if you’re heading to Merced Island, I suggest you take the toll bridge. I-90 over the lake fucked up.

  • hawkshaw

    gormely is a whale watcher

  • hawkshaw

    ah ,ah,ah haa horse

  • hawkshaw

    thats the stuff fools

  • hawkshaw

    mosely?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Yes

      • hawkshaw

        r88 needa a kegle help

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s stuck on a ferry headed for Bainbridge Island.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’m on a boat bitch

  • hawkshaw

    kegle thrusts

  • hawkshaw

    mosely ?

  • hawkshaw

    enormi peni two legged horse

  • hawkshaw

    throw us a tune short leg

  • hawkshaw

    mosely, don’t float

  • hawkshaw

    lobsters are red

  • Bartz

    Hawkshaw so horny he loves fat white women

    • hawkshaw

      i would do adele

  • Bartz
    • Pussyfooting 87

      My wife always sings this song.

  • hawkshaw

    i draw the line at fat black women ,not like bartz

    • hawkshaw

      or .pi .jordy .horse gormely ,vegas

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Hey. I never even kissed a black girl.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m so fucking tired my loves

    • hawkshaw

      sat is fy a black girl ghetto

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Why does Hawkshaw act like he’s 100% native American?
    I bet he’s more pale then pie.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Nigga you half white. Bitch.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    You are the Obama of natives. Nigro.

  • hawkshaw

    white ghetto ,or cracker in mississippi

  • hawkshaw

    nazi ghetto man

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Have an idea on how to build the border wall? The Department of Homeland Security wants to hear from you.

    Customs and Border Protection gave notice Friday that it will soon collect proposals to design and build “prototype wall structures” near the US-Mexico border, setting a mid-April timeline for awarding contracts.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m on it.

    • hawkshaw

      include a 30-06 in the the design

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Why so they could shoot one bullet in 5 seconds ?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          If anything I’m putting m60s or whatever they use these days

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,i can shoot one bullit in five seconds

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Yeah well an m60 can fire 500+ in a minute. Can you?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Or an m240 which can fire 750+ rounds per minute.

  • hawkshaw

    best rate ,maybe three bullits in five seconds

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Well I want more than that so you are fired.

      • hawkshaw

        you hard taskmaster ,for a single shot

  • hawkshaw

    deer do not shoot back

  • hawkshaw

    liberals have short penii

  • hawkshaw

    save zone snowflakes

  • hawkshaw

    run to canada quitters

  • hawkshaw

    crybabies ,with no sense for the furure

    • Mr. Horse

      Jesus, shut the fuck up. Drunk reds on politics = no bueno.

  • hawkshaw

    eight more years twinkies

  • hawkshaw

    states right ,you can squat in the girls bathroom gormely

  • Mr. Horse

    I love being oppressed and having a mental dictator.
    -Hawkshaw.

    Don’t fuck with me, son.

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    typical white response ,bad music

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    white power

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Masturbates

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Today I took 100 mg of ephedra and was able to still take a nap.

    • Mr. Horse

      I took one after 48 oz of coffee.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        A shit?

        • Mr. Horse

          A nap. When you got to sleep, you sleep.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I love naps.

          • Mr. Horse

            I don’t care when I wake up after crashing for the night.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Nah that always sucks wake up at like 2am and you’re wide awake

          • Mr. Horse

            Fuck it. Get up and do, then crash.

    • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87
    • Mr. Horse

      Are those the chicken flavored crackas?

  • hawkshaw

    so neither one of you had has a erection all week

    • Mr. Horse

      Send $10 to Horse.

    • JoeNo

      I have erections all week, I’m easily aroused

  • hawkshaw

    funny $ 10 is the same price as a visgra pill

    • Mr. Horse

      I wouldn’t know.

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you a fucking pharmacist?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Garlic bread. Buffalo chicken smackers. 2 Nathan’s hot dogs

    • Mr. Horse

      Roasted pork butt, scorched broccoli w/ fresh lemon juice and rendered butter, wild rice.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Just went through the cabinets and organized and put away all my rices and pastas I had.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    300$ is on the line. For who loses the most body percentage weight. At work. And thisnnigga is broke.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should be a douche and do crossfit.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m too lazy for that.

    • Mr. Horse

      Who wants to do that?

  • hawkshaw

    pcp is a horse tranquizer

    • Pussyfooting 87

      So……

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I bet I’m a better horse back rider then Hawkshaw.

    • hawkshaw

      bareback rodeo ,yes you are

  • Pussyfooting 87

    My competition is 420lbs. 290lbs. 210lbs. 265lbs. 230lbs. And 190lbs.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fat guys are the toughest. We can lose weight crazy fast if we just stop eating junk.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        That’s why we are doing body percentage loss. To make it fare.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Pussyfooting 87

      LOL

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So like if I loose 10lbs at 236 and the guy that is 420lbs loses 15lbs I would win. Because I lost more perctange

    • Mr. Horse

      You’d use it to gorge on Twinkies.

    • Mark Gormley

      But it’s still going to be much easier for that 420 lb guy to lose 20 pounds than it will be for you to lose five.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        We shall see.

      • JoeNo

        He will lose 10 pounds just standing up. Fat bastard

  • Pussyfooting 87

    The two up i have on them all.
    1) I don’t drink alcohol
    2) I do 95% of the cooking here
    The downers
    1) I’m on medications that make it hard to loose weight
    2) I’m trying to quit smoking the same at we weigh in.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fucking alcohol…

    • Mr. Horse

      Tip: fuck that shit, don’t play.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m in it to win it. We are a very tight knit crew.

  • hawkshaw

    # 3 faggot

    • Mark Gormley

      Okay, but who’s #1?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Am I #1 faget or is pie.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brb gotta go through my freezer.

    • Mark Gormley

      I may have accidentally pooped in there.

  • hawkshaw

    dont’t worry if you missed fuck the indian day , you white people celebrate 365 days a year

  • hawkshaw

    his own fault ,no red dot

  • Mark Gormley

    NEW YORK (AP) — Denver, Cleveland, Cincinnati and Kansas City each will get four compensatory picks in April’s NFL draft while Seattle will have two additional selections in the third round.

    The NFL announced the distribution of the 32 compensatory picks Friday.

    Teams losing more or better free agents than they acquire the previous year are eligible to receive additional picks, based on a formula that factors salary, playing time and postseason honors. The choices are distributed at the end of the third through the seventh round.

    Rule changes also allow the picks to be traded this year for the first time.

    Miami received two compensatory selections while Los Angeles and the Seahawks received two each. Arizona, Baltimore, Carolina, Green Bay, Indianapolis, New England, Pittsburgh, San Francisco and the New York Jets also received a compensatory selection.

    This year’s draft begins April 27 in Philadelphia.

    ___

    AP NFL website: http://www.pro32.ap.org and http://www.twitter.com/AP_NFL

    • Mark Gormley

      TT fails again.

      • hawkshaw

        you no plan out ,mathews ,lacy peppers gone next year

        • Mark Gormley

          Lacy is a FA this year.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Who did we get a comp for?

    • Mark Gormley

      Capers.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Hayward?

  • hawkshaw

    and it seems hayward had a good year

  • Pussyfooting 87

    TT will trade for 2 7th round picks

  • Pussyfooting 87

    TT will trade for a UDFA signing on someone he has an eye on. Not possibru but I’m making light of the situation

  • Pussyfooting 87

    The NFL awarded its compensatory draft selections a bit early this year, and we now know the Packers will have an additional 5th rounder, specifically the 39th pick of the 5th round, which is the 184th overall pick in the 2017 NFL Draft.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m gonna fap the fuck out of my weinus tonight

    • hawkshaw

      why is tonight different

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I haven’t in like a week

        • hawkshaw

          common for a guy thats only married a year and a half

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Almost 3 years….

  • Mark Gormley

    TT must have been hoping that Shields would last the whole season and one of the young guys would emerge.

    • Mr. Horse

      FIRE CAPERS

  • hawkshaw

    get married sex stops, you engaged gormely

    • Mark Gormley

      Not yet. I am waiting for the best rusty trombone.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • Mark Gormley

    I fapped whilst looking at a mock draft last night.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Did you cum on Mel kipers hair

    • hawkshaw

      seattle

      • Mark Gormley

        I think every mock draft has them taking an offensive lineman.

  • hawkshaw

    white men fap ,a lot, like every day

    • hawkshaw

      bouncy boys.com

    • Mark Gormley

      Bartz never stops fapping.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    mockforqueers.com

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ummm…..

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie never stops truck in

  • hawkshaw

    McConaughey plays sax

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I wonder if r8r would give me a rusty trombone.

  • hawkshaw

    pi ,raises gerbils

  • Pussyfooting 87

    15-yr-old boy caught listening to western music is beheaded in Iraq https://t.co/auFjrV3eOz Executioners get job interviews w/ Starbucks.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Get caught listening to bieber I don’t blame them.

    • Mark Gormley

      No. Even if those scumbags made it through the lengthy, rigorous vetting process that was already in place, they would never want to work at Starbucks. Those cowardly shitbags that join ISIS would never get an actual job. They are the kind of fagets that would steal your hubcaps and sell drugs to kids.

  • hawkshaw

    kegle thrusts

  • Pussyfooting 87

    #justinbieberkills

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Takes a strong person to work at Starbucks

    • Pussyfooting 87

      But the cascara coffee….so Damn good.

  • hawkshaw

    pi,comwindser ,contact me ,anally trained gerbils

    • hawkshaw

      retreat on command ,key word ,armeggedon

  • Mark Gormley

    Customer service requires patience and politeness in the face assholes and idiocy. ISIS members are fagets with no work ethic and delusions of grandeur.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Isis are…..stupid Muslims.

      • Mark Gormley

        They are Muslim as that soulless ghoul that shot up that church in Charleston is Christian.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          And killed the bowling green Jewish community

          • Mark Gormley

            Yeah. Just like Trump claiming to be a Christian.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    ?coffee cherry? So good. I’m sorry.

  • hawkshaw

    keystone light ,fags

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus.

  • hawkshaw

    deplorables favotite beer well besides bush light

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ya lanzo drinks key stone too.

      • Mark Gormley

        When he can afford it. Usually he sticks to his fermented piss and yard waste drink.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Lol

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Claims to be a macho native American.
    Drinks like a frat girl.

    • hawkshaw

      funny from someone that can’t drink

      • R8Rnation

        Mind your manners

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I choose not to. But I never drank frat girl beer.

  • R8Rnation

    Where’s pi

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Budweiser is for hicks

    • Mark Gormley

      He mentioned something about meeting someone for dinner and a rusty trombone.

  • R8Rnation

    Pi’s ghosting me

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I told you why. Yeesh ma

      • R8Rnation

        I forgot tho.

  • hawkshaw

    well toned and trim raiderette

  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz is watching TV again.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Whata queer noggin

    • hawkshaw

      alaskan bush people

  • Pussyfooting 87

    At least drink old Milwaukee you queer.

  • R8Rnation

    If Jordy gets divorced and me and him get married and I ever get to meet Starlord then I get to cheat with zero consequences.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Well if I meet Taylor swift then….

      • R8Rnation

        Yeah. That’s totally cool.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Key stone LIGHT tastes like water

    • hawkshaw

      yea thats the concept ,pour it down like water

      • Pussyfooting 87

        ….

  • hawkshaw

    four foot tall children ,with tattoes

  • Pussyfooting 87

    There is a Taylor swift look alike and her name is *april Gloria*

    • R8Rnation

      Omg then I get another one too.

  • hawkshaw

    so whats the cost for this personel trainer

    • R8Rnation

      $55/hr

      • JoeNo

        Fuck I could yell at people for that much.

        • R8Rnation

          She makes me do squats with barbells and it’s horrid

          • JoeNo

            I’d make you do squats too, just with no weights. While I yell up

      • hawkshaw

        yeesh ya can’t barter with the lezbo

  • R8Rnation

    Ugh should I pick Ryan Phillipe or Vince Vaughn

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Who ever has the smAller penis because I’m like north Korean small.

      • R8Rnation

        Don’t worry boo.

  • R8Rnation

    (Ryan Phillipe)

  • R8Rnation

    Brb I’m going home soon

    • hawkshaw

      rub the cat

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie is getting his ass plundered by lanzo

    • hawkshaw

      yea so ,your wife wears the pants ,you will soon be ironing undewear like mosely

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Huh

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Gormley please

  • hawkshaw

    i have a dog

  • Mark Gormley

    What? Sorry, I was on the phone with your mothers.

    • hawkshaw

      old lady fetish like pi

    • hawkshaw

      me and 4eva traded naked pics of yer mom

  • hawkshaw

    another glorious day of trump

  • hawkshaw

    our president

  • hawkshaw

    left wing twinks

  • hawkshaw

    bathhouse liberals

  • hawkshaw

    pussy grabbing lezbos

  • hawkshaw

    cross dresing queers

  • hawkshaw

    tree hugging homos

  • hawkshaw

    hippie bi-sexuals

  • hawkshaw

    peta ,a frog has more human feelings then a somali

  • Mark Gormley

    Puppy just got home.

    • Mark Gormley

      And he just called Hawk a filthy liberal.

  • hawkshaw

    this day 200 years ago ,white men where selling black men ,women and children in america and killing red men ,women and children

    • Mr. Horse

      On this day today, a red man is pretending to be a “conservative” which used to mean something but now means kleptocrat.

      • hawkshaw

        who cares ,long as it fires up your asses

        • Mr. Horse

          Don’t fire mine, grasshopper

  • Pi

    Good evening gentleman.

    • Pi

      And hawkshaw.

    • hawkshaw

      howdy cowboy

  • hawkshaw

    oh ,wait your immigrant relitives only came 100 years ago

    • Mr. Horse

      Pi is a bot.

  • hawkshaw

    pi ,the female s have no horns

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, why you ghosting the R8R?

    • Pi

      Just because I’m white doesn’t mean you Jews can call me a ghost.

      • Mark Gormley

        Armenians aren’t white. I consulted the Book of Trump.

        • Pi

          Good on you for finally admitting your political allegiance.

          • hawkshaw

            he’s as jumpy as gubby

  • hawkshaw

    find any bales on the border yet ,ghost

  • hawkshaw

    ya know pi if the wall gets built that will triple your pot prices

    • hawkshaw

      kinda sure it;s not coming in from the arctic circle

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi will get thrown into one of Jeff Sessions’ yuuuuuuge private prisons.

    • hawkshaw

      and anally abused daily

      • Mark Gormley

        By a white Christian Trump voter.

        • hawkshaw

          bible must ok it ,somewhere

    • hawkshaw

      gitmo ,sex starved jihadis

  • hawkshaw

    bible lets you kill countless number of people cornholing should be a minor sin after that

  • hawkshaw

    eat my blood and body easy to kill people after cannibbalism

  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      nice tan for a day and a half in texas

  • hawkshaw

    hell the catholic church last year made a saint ot of some 17th century shit head monk in california that was famous for beating the natives into the church

  • Pi

    Texas is colder than Canada was.
    WTF is this tomfooler?

    • hawkshaw

      take that ,captain of the albertta clipper

  • hawkshaw

    ten inchs of snow here

  • hawkshaw

    aboot to kick yer ass funny talking gringo

  • hawkshaw

    went thru texas once 8 pick ups to every car

  • hawkshaw

    mid seventies went to a little resteurant lunch was 2 dolla ;buddy gave a twenty dolla tip to waitress and her mom the cook ,funny ,they waved as we went back to plant, black pair ,south american buddy that gave the tip

    • hawkshaw

      louisanna

  • hawkshaw

    worked in canada once

    • hawkshaw

      met a great guy

      • hawkshaw

        and pi’s mom one magical evening

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a gigantic homos.

  • Pi

    I just took a shit so smelly it could have gagged Jordy.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Impressive! Smoothie attack?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup

    • 12alegend4ever

      Court is done. I was made the jury fore-person. Didn’t know it, but the guy had multiple DWI’s and we got him on another. May go back to jail for another 4-5 years.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Same old, same old. Driving after bar closing, with a defective headlight. Cop pulls him over and he had no ID and gave the name of another person. Had a gun in the front seat too.

        • Joe No

          Id rather drive with a drunk than a 16 year old or asian

          • 12alegend4ever

            The dude operated under a couple aliases as well. Not sure about riding with a drunk who packs a loaded gun.

          • Joe No

            Everyone should pack a gun. What if a bear attacks your car?!?!

  • 12alegend4ever

    Back to work as usual, including my hobby job today. Thought about going to WI for an Eagle get together, but why drive through blowing and drifting snow to get there. Eagles will still be there after this weekend.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      They will ALWAYS BE THERE

  • Pi

    Pi’s off for the day.
    *Blows kisses.*

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • R8Rnation

    Herro

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Bae.

      • R8Rnation

        Whatcha doing

    • JoeNo

      This is what FAP.com feels like right now
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/5WaVbXx.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Herro

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Herro

    • Mark Gormley

      We should ban Mosley.

  • Mark Gormley

    Don’t know if Horse is around or not, but the Dems just did a dumb thing.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Noooonan noonan

    • Mark Gormley

      Jewnan?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Bro you don’t get it do you

  • Pussyfooting 87

    What did the dems do

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Besides something stupid.

    • Mark Gormley

      Elected a Clinton Dem to lead the DNC.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Idk what that means but nice!!!

        • Mark Gormley

          They basically elected Lanzo.

          • Mr. Horse

            “So Ellison now gets leadership in in the DNC without giving up his House seat? And he and Perez get along? I don’t see this as a bad thing.”

          • Mr. Horse

            Yet.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fucking Chinese people.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Listen I’m trying to take a nice shit. I don’t need YOU interrupTING IT.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      But if you’re a good boy and get to go to a white collar country club they might let you watch it on the TV in your holding cell.

      *Takes massive dump*

    • Mark Gormley

      What a little snowflake faget.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Hyenas are so coo. Such assholes.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      The females have 7 inch flaccid pseudo weiners. That are just gigantic clits.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    Rusty‏@Rusty123B 16 hours ago
    Places where the BBC has been banned:

    North Korea
    Iran
    Rwanda
    Zimbabwe
    Myanmar
    Uzbekistan
    Rwanda
    China
    The White House.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooo

  • hawkshaw

    new dnc leader looks like trestmann

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Balls

  • hawkshaw

    electronics today ,cheaper to buy a new one then fix anything

    • Mr. Horse

      I have a tube amp. So, nah.

      • hawkshaw

        well yea that ,the one i want was on ebay for 1700 ,they hold there price

        • Mr. Horse

          Tubes getting tough to get, still working on a supply I bought from a guy in Russia in the early 90s.

          • hawkshaw

            check ebay

          • Mr. Horse

            I’m good.

  • hawkshaw

    what i had go bad was a fancy printer ,copy and make pictures ,that i never used ,100 bucks to fix ,60 for a print ,scan ,copy,fax at wally world

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I haven’t owned a printer in over 10 years.

      • hawkshaw

        with all the different foods you eat never printed out a new recepe

        • Pussyfooting 87

          No I use pen and paper.

          • hawkshaw

            21st century kraut

  • hawkshaw

    have a carver tube cd player ,sounds come out sweet

  • hawkshaw

    me and wife get paid for watching son ,have to copy and fax time sheets

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Crazy

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I just watched something on tattooed people in law Vegas. They are all very ugly.
    The host could be very pretty but…
    Yes Hawkshaw I find some of her *body modifications* to be a little weird.

    • hawkshaw

      ha

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Tattooed eye balls?
        Split tounge?
        Belly button removed?!?
        Huge holes in nostrils?

        Icky.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          And her tattoos were super stupid.

        • hawkshaw

          good lord

          • Pussyfooting 87

            But could of been very pretty

  • hawkshaw

    go watch seven year old grandson play hockey ,damm i’am an old lecher ther are some fine hockey moms there

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Fart
      On
      Them.
      Spray your old man fairy dust.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    done babysitting this young dog tomorrow for a little while ,damm thing is wearing me out

  • hawkshaw

    got two magnet stickers for fridge ,da bears suck ,vikings suck, lions are so pitiful no sticker was made

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Where did you get such things

      • hawkshaw

        found at a little ups store ,any dollar store ?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So if you don’t consider yourself male or female can you piss and shit where ever you want??

    • hawkshaw

      hard to tell a ewoks sex

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I told my wife if I have to piss bad enough ill consider myself a female and go take a leak in the woman bathroom.
    She said I’m ignorant and stupid.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Hard to pop a squat in a urinal

      • hawkshaw

        you could shit in a hat in a hurricane

  • hawkshaw

    follow your grandma after her bathroom break ,gotta imagine a wal mart bathroom is ten times worse

  • hawkshaw

    harbor pub disclaimer ,we do not filter our bath house water

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    grape jelly sucks

    • Mr. Horse

      It’s not mandatory.

      • JoeNo

        You didn’t make a bacon smiley face for me. *flips table over

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Lolol

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Hawk loves anal beads.

    • JoeNo

      only because of the taste after use.

  • Pi

    I’m here for the late night Nickelback.

    • Mark Gormley

      Get out.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup

  • Pi

    Jordache.

    • Pi

      Uncle Jessie > Uncle Joey.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sorry pie busy watching documentaries on African wild dogs and hyenas.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    The African wild dog lost its family. And then became friends with a hyena (they don’t like each other) but the hyena brought the wild dog to its gathering and everyone accepted the dog. Then the dog and hyena became friends with jackals.
    This is something out of a cartoon…but this is real shit. So coo.

    • Pi

      Animal documentaries are the shit.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Dude start watching animal fight night.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I like how fucking wild animals have more common sense then people.

    • Pi

      True story. In the big tsunami in Indonesia a few years ago, all the animals abandoned the coast. It was only humans who died.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lol I believe it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    The church of Satan believes humans are the worst of all animals.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Satan represents man as just another animal who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development”, has become the most vicious animal of all.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol pie. This lost wild dog wants a family of her own so bad on her adventures she stopped by a family of jackals and was protecting the den with the babies. And the dad jackal came and barked at the dog and it walked away then the jackals took their pups out of The den and ran away

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Now its chasing the parents of The jackals away lol

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Whata cunt

    Hello Timothy,

    I have been unsuccessful in contacting you regarding your recent interest in 2008 Chevrolet Colorado. Is there a better way to contact you?

    Text Message?
    Skype?
    Facetime?
    Google Hangouts?
    Facebook Messenger?
    Telegram?
    Carrier Pigeon?

    • Pi

      Text dick pics to Jordy for prompt and fast response.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    How is texass guyo

    • Pi

      People here that I’m hanging with are awesome. Weather sucks. It’s colder than Canada was when I left.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Its in the 30s here now tho. Talking Midwest and shit so you might be better off as of MEOW

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie I’m starting a heavy diet wensday. One day I’m making garlicbsauce chinese egg plant and salmon :/
    For my lunches I’m making *cheeseburger casserole* which is really just cauliflower cheese and ground turkey

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie you chasing around r8r or what

    • Pi

      Her and I are hanging out tomorrow.

  • Pi

    Jordy I gotta check out of this hotel now. Stay white.

    • JoeNo

      Seems about right
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/1X4LbrJ.jpg[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Idk why pie thinks I’m white.
    Its hard to *stay white* when I’m not white to begin with…

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie is gonna try to sell implants to r8r I bet.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Elam caught with oxcy and weed. Dang and everyone wanted the packers to sign him.

  • Mark Gormley

    You are all horrible people who didn’t vote for Trump.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ummmm

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie is looking at pictures of dicks right now including mine

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Soup guys

  • Bartz

    I voted for trump.. Yeah supreme court!!

    • Mr. Horse

      U r dumb

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Whatever I was able to turn it into an audio book. Suck it.

  • Pi

    Greetings from Houston, Texas.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fag.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Bartz

    Its only 4 years ( maybe less ). You will survive Mr. Horse

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Greetings from Houston Texas

  • Pi

    R8R is coming to Houston tomorrow.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Your penis is so small

  • Pi

    Horse, you gonna come join the party?

    • Mr. Horse

      No.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fart.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie and me are in a hot tub

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Looking at picture of my dick?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Yes

  • Pi

    Mosley if you want to come party with r8r and me you’re welcome to.
    We need someone to call a fag.

  • Pi
  • Pi
    • JoeNo

      Its so cute you and the girlfriend still play games.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m sorry that you’re all so Chinese.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yoooo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    In regards to horses picture I remember when my friend (rip) got out of prison we were behind some black girls and he made sniffing noises and said you smell that? Mmmm coco butter

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sauerkraut for breakfast
    #pimpnation

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi, get Scudbot out of the feed. It’s crowding out Peter King.

    • Pi

      Scudbot is the only one I actually like on the feed.

  • Pi

    I’m about to go hang out with a Jewish account before R8R gets here. So you know what’s going down…
    http://i.imgur.com/Co7M7Pm.png

    • Brew_City

      you rich bastard

      • Pi

        It’s $10 Canadian. He’d be better off if I mailed him Monopoly money.

        • Brew_City

          10 Rubles?

  • Mr. Horse

    Packers picks: 29, 61, 93, 134, 172, 182, 212, 247.

    • Brew_City

      1 top 50 pick.

      • Brew_City

        Don’t worry he’ll be the savior of the defense

        • Mr. Horse

          I tried to get #TANK4TED trending but it didn’t work.

          • Brew_City

            He pretty much blows at drafting defense where ever he is in the draft so. Nick Collins/Clay prolly the only guy he’s drafted close to All-Pro on D ever.

          • Mr. Horse

            Did okay when he moved up for Matthews and Raji.

          • Brew_City

            like I said. 2 players outta how many. Raji was never close to an All-pro. Ever.

          • Brew_City

            He’s just not great at drafting defensive talent. He can find pro bowl OL in round 4, can’t get decent MLB to save his life

          • Brew_City

            there are guys who are crazy athletes who he could take chances on but they have character concerns and he doesn’t.

            Justin Houston was a 3rd round pick

          • Mr. Horse

            I’ll take playmakers, All Pro or not. You aren’t getting a Von Miller unless the team tanks severely.

  • Alias Number One™

    Ted will trade that 93rd pick for an additional 4th & 5th rounder.

    • Brew_City

      and pick a white guy pass rusher with a “high motor”

      • Joe No

        Aka hard worker

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Wait is that 134th pick the compensatory???

    • Mr. Horse

      182 I think

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      FIRE TIM MCGARIGLE

    • Brew_City

      Offensive perimeter coach?

      Now they’re just making shit up

      • Mr. Horse

        “Offensive perimeter coach” is a new position on Mike McCarthy’s staff

        • Brew_City

          the first ever of all time

          • Mr. Horse

            There were two of them in college football aboot 1971.

          • Mr. Horse

            I bet MM can trademark it.

          • Mr. Horse

            Jason WildeVerified @jasonjwilde 34 seconds ago
            #Packers didn’t outline what Raih’s responsibilities will be as “offensive perimeter coach.” Expect McCarthy to explain at #NFLCombine.

  • Joe No

    TT hasnt hit on many top tier defenders? His bad record had mainly been drafting hybrids to play pass rush linebackers. You arent going to get top tier guys picking at 30. College doesnt put out a whole lot of 240 pound guys. If he was pucking pass rushing 4-3 ends it would be alot easier to get a hit with number 30 picks.

    • Brew_City

      you can get occasionally lucky. We haven’t had a decent ILB in 10 years

      • Brew_City

        His two best CB’s have been UDFA’s not draft picks.

        • Mr. Horse

          There’s a reason teams with good W-L don’t get to pick where the obvious studs are.

          • Brew_City

            Helps when you got the best player on the planet covering the rest of the crap up

          • Brew_City

            I truly finds it remarkable for Packer fans to defend any part of our defense anymore. It’s sucked for years and it needs to change. Either how you get players or the types of ones your picking

            *Cough, pac 12, cough*

          • Mr. Horse

            Last season’s pass D was awful, for a number of reasons.

          • Brew_City

            the collective defense has been bad or average AT BEST in one way or another for 5 years

          • Brew_City

            and it’s clearly not good enough to win the SB

          • Mr. Horse

            MM said that before last season. You can’t apparently make it championship caliber when #1 CB goes down and the secondary falls apart.

          • Brew_City

            Your #1 CB went down week 1 after a history of concussions and the GM did NOTHING the rest of the season to replace him with a veteran. Not two guys new to the CB position. He had 17 weeks and just let it ride.

          • Mr. Horse

            and? There weren’t any good CBs left. Not reinforcing the CBs before the season started is on Ted.

          • Brew_City

            I’m sure there would have been a team willing to trade a CB for the right price. OR at the least bring in veteran CB’s for try outs.

          • Brew_City

            But instead he kept Josh Hawkins on the roster for the entire season after the coaching staff showed they have 0 confidence in letting him touch the field

          • Mr. Horse

            2016 trade deadline was Nov. 1. They didn’t know Shields would miss the rest of the season before then.

          • Brew_City

            Com’n. He missed over a month the year before after a concussion. Plenty of people said before the year started that 1 more and he could be done for good

          • Mr. Horse

            and there’s no way for us to know if they tried to obtain one or not.

          • Brew_City

            I’d have taken a garbage antonio cromartie over Josh Hawkins.

          • Mr. Horse

            Too much “faith” in the 2nd year guys, too much risk if they got hurt. Reinforcing the CB squad should have been a priority before week 1.

  • Brew_City

    Demitri Goodson… Sucked from day 1 yet is still on the roster some how. They even brought him back after his suspension. Dude should have been no where near the Packers roster

  • Brew_City

    Also Horse.. he spent those years trying to rebuild and failed and now your elite player is no longer elite. Meaning Clay

    • Mr. Horse

      Yup. Had some bad luck (like Collins and Bishop), but… Maybe point guards aren’t a great idea as a general strategy. Since it takes a few years to find out if they might be really good at football.

  • Alias Number One™

    Wow!

    • Brew_City

      yes It’s bigger than you’d think

  • Mr. Horse

    JPP, Melvin Ingram, Chandler Jones, Kawann Short: off the market. ===>

  • Brew_City

    this is gonna be a disaster. We’re gonna pay fucking Nick Perry 10+ million per year

    • Mr. Horse

      If they don’t and they lose his pass rush you’re going to blame who?

      • Brew_City

        He’s gonna get paid and go back to what he was before last year. 4 sacks a season and miss half the year.

        Just watch

        • Mr. Horse

          Some do, some don’t. I’ll wait before diving into the hole.

          • Brew_City

            I’ve already told you I’ve lost faith in Ted’s defensive picks. They gotta prove me wrong of the field from now on

          • Mr. Horse

            They found the right role for Perry. We’ll see.

          • Brew_City

            He disappeared into that hole as soon as clay got hurt. Which is gonna happen again as well

          • Mr. Horse

            It’s a complex team sport. When the parts change it matters. This is mostly why we disagree about Capers.

  • Alias Number One™

    NIck Perry could buy two clubs with that scratch!

    • Brew_City

      and he’s probably gonna need em!

      • Alias Number One™

        It’s sad how fucked the defense is. Thanks mosely!

        • Brew_City

          In Ebonics:

          We be fucked

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I know Tim mcgargle…

    • Pussyfooting 87

      He lived a few blocks from me and went to the grsmmer school nd high school I went to.

      • Mark Gormley

        Did you guys do it?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Nah he is 3 years older then me

          • Mark Gormley

            Gotcha. He’s more Pi’s type.

          • Alias Number One™

            How come he knows how to type and spell?

          • Pussyfooting 87

            He went to northwestern

  • Mark Gormley

    A tanker rolled over on the interstate this morning and all lanes going both directions have been closed ever since. Not sure if I should take the alternate route that will be packed or just sit in my office watching YouTube videos and reading about how awesome MY president is.

    • Mr. Horse

      You should have bought a personal chopper.

      • Alias Number One™

        Happy Hour is the answer…

  • Mark Gormley

    And it’s snowing again. Fuckin’ Jews.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ball sacks.

  • R8Rnation

    Pi is sexier than Jordy with a Hitler mustache

    • Alias Number One™

      Lol, in a hebrew sort of way?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ugh

      • R8Rnation

        That was pi fyi

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Why do faget democrats always protest if their person doesn’t win ??? Like bush with *Florida*

    • Mark Gormley

      Remember how cool the repubs were after Obama won?

    • JoeNo

      They are usually slow and can’t comprehend someone thinking differently, aka thinking logically instead of emotionally.

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes. That must be it.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • K.

    So Pineapple no longer loves us?

    • Mark Gormley

      He just loves trolling SKA more.

      • K.

        That’s OK. I prefer watermelon anyway

        • Mark Gormley

          I prefer lube.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Joe its cartel videos

  • R8Rnation

    This is pi and you are all faggots except me.

    • JoeNo

      Let us know how good at pegging R8R is.

      • R8Rnation

        Her strapon feels like captain crunch on the roof of my colon.

        • JoeNo

          I assume wonderful

    • Mr. Horse

      Shove it.

  • R8Rnation

    Jesus Christ

    • R8Rnation

      -r8r

  • hawkshaw

    pi pays top dollar for used womens underwear

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Hi

  • Mark Gormley

    That sucked more than Pi at a cosplay convention.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I got my prescription for nicotine inhaler.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Do you like Matt Taibbi’s writing, Horse?

    • Mr. Horse

      some

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve been listening to the audible recording of “Insane Clown President” and I’ve found it to be pretty good so far.

        • Mr. Horse

          I’m too busy attacking Congressional collaborators.

          • Mark Gormley

            I like audiobooks because my commute sucks and I get tired of the radio.

          • Mark Gormley

            Also, I am trying to get people to refer to them as “spineless sycophants.”

          • Mr. Horse

            Worse. Collaborators.

          • Mark Gormley

            Taibbi refers to most politicians as crack addicts who will do anything to get whatever is in your pocket.

          • Mr. Horse

            It’s worse than that this time.

          • Mark Gormley

            I agree.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Meh I’m more into mark carroll

  • Pussyfooting 87

    That website is nuttttssss

    • Mark Gormley

      Twitter?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m no longer atheist.

    • Mark Gormley

      Gravy converted you to Mormonism?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Nah ojibwa

    • Mr. Horse

      Did u go Mormon?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Jewish.

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m sorry!!!!

        • Mr. Horse

          Not a great time to pick that.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I just want a new hat.

          • Mr. Horse
          • Mark Gormley

            Would it hurt the value to have someone embroider “Make America Great Again” on it?

          • Mr. Horse

            Under the Donald Trump
            Made in China
            label.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I have that in white. Fyi.

  • Mark Gormley

    The puppy is underneath his bed chewing on one of his toys right now.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I can hear my hounds of the night chewing on their bones upstairz

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I do have that ss officer visor in white. I kid you not.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I just enjoyed pissing people off. By a Damn hat.

    • Mr. Horse

      You’re going to need 228 more of them.
      229 House Republicans just voted to keep Trump’s tax returns secret

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Well. Can I hang out with them

      • Mark Gormley

        They think they’ve got a golden (shower) ticket.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Gormley why does my wife not talk to me?
    Seriously the past 3? Weeks she barely has.

    • Mr. Horse

      u should probably axt her.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I try and nothing. So I just think about my world of possibilities if it were to ever end.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I’m gonna just live in the woods in Tennessee.

          • Mark Gormley

            Okxcy tried that and ended up being a slave to BIG DILDO.

          • Mr. Horse

            Women who do that need to get knocked up and have a kid they can turn into a school shooter.

        • Mr. Horse

          Yeah, putting up with “you’re invisible” abuse is no bueno.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So. Gormley if a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood wooluld a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck lanzo.

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    I took more gay glasses from work horse.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Those are my bono of u2 glasses.

      • Mr. Horse

        The red ones are all u need

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I need a re find them

      • Pussyfooting 87

        The silver frames and slight blue tint are pretty cool. Ya dig.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Id be a good ss officer. Clearly.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Horse!!!!

    • Mr. Horse

      Saved.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’ve had secks quite a few times in that hat

    • Mr. Horse

      Did u wipe it out?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Oh no no.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    “I’m half polish this hat doesn’t offend me”
    My answer to snowflakes

    • Mr. Horse

      I’d prefer just shooting them but none of them ever come around me.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Snowflakes ?

        • Mr. Horse

          Yeah

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Cuz you muy caliente amigo. Por favor

          • Mr. Horse

            verdad

    • Mark Gormley

      Our president is the biggest snowflake of them all, Jordy. Show some goddamned respect.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Horse… If there is anyone who is in touch with real America it is a multi-millionaire who gets paid by billionaires to hock their talking points.

      • Mr. Horse

        SRSLY, Hannity is a retard.

        • Mark Gormley

          He doesn’t even seem to a whore like most of his ilk; he seems to actually believe this shit.

          • Mr. Horse

            When he is rewarded by the Russkies, he’ll spend what’s left of his life on his knees at a glory hole in Makhachkala

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Horse is funny on the tweeter

    • Mr. Horse

      Dannie LaChance and 4 others liked your Tweet
      20m: @FoxNews @seanhannity My message to you is that you should be grateful that FOX NEWS believes in mainstreaming short bus graduates.

  • K.

    87 Imma be in Chicago this weekend

  • K.

    Lemon- garlic shrimp penne

    • Mr. Horse

      Linguine with mussels, salad w/ homemade balsamic dressing, toasted garlic bread, lemon meringue pie

      • K.

        I love you.

  • K.

    LMFAO – Yo ass ain’t Jewis

  • Mark Gormley

    How dare you, Reesy. I am more of a fake Jew than you’ll ever be.

    • K.

      Sleeping with one makes me semi-jew

      So I am a semi black jew

      • Mark Gormley

        Gross. 😉

  • Pi

    Alright I survived r8r’s constant sexual advances.

    • Mark Gormley

      So… She refused to peg you?

      • Pi

        Practically insisted.

    • JoeNo

      How long do you have to wear
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/XKmekAP.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    I demand free anus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Woo on my way to the DMV.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Wonder what will go wrong.

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Fuck You! @disqus_EqOiD9p2YD:disqus

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ok so I’m the 4th person in line but 5 people have went ahead of me. Womp womp womp

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I gotta shit SO fucking bad. Bro.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Some Mexican just coughed by me. He didn’t have any id besides a….MEXICAN PASSPORT. Thanks Obama.
    Now I’m gonna get some disease and die.
    Say bye bye to my tax dollars bitch.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Southern swine flu.

    • JoeNo

      That guy has every right to be illegally in the country next to you. Even after he steals a car and kills a bunch of people with it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    See Joe. Why is it some people cannot get a licence because they can’t afford their tickets.
    But someone here *illegally* can LEGALLY get a licence ?

    Fuck my life. It makes no sense.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    And don’t say its so they can get insured. If they arnt here legally they shouldn’t be driving *legally*

    Fart. Box. Punch. It.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    And they should wait in line while the legals get their shit first. Its not fare

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Me and Joe and Mosley are gonna start a cool club for cool guys *El terrorist hunters*

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So I guess my wife is sick of my *right wing views*
    Thanks Obama.

    • Mr. Horse

      They don’t make much sense unless you’re a politician in it for the money.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I don’t see the point in liberal views unless you are here ILLEGALLY.

  • Pussyfooting 87
    • Mr. Horse

      I see wienerschnitzel

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I had turkey tacos last night muchacho

  • Joe No

    I dont hate people because of culture or skin color. I just hate poor people.

  • Pi

    Hola amigos.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Yo

      • Pi

        Como estas senor?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Hmmmm just tired. You

          • Pi

            Overworked. R8R pegged me hard last night.

  • Brew_City

    Overworked… pffft. That implies you did something Pi

    • Brew_City

      other than getting viciously pegged by r8r obviously.

  • Mark Gormley

    Greetings from Bree’s closet. I will not be taking questions at this time as Brew says I have been making too much noise lately and has threatened to beat me to death with a pool cue if I don’t shut the fuck up.

    • Mark Gormley

      Stupid autocorrect.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fuckin pie.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    R8r told me her and pie want to take turns pegging me…Ugggh brew

    • Brew_City

      you’ll enjoy it

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So my promotion has now reached the #1 boss of our plant.

    • Brew_City

      you’re the new boss?

      • Joe No

        I thought that was tony danza

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi loves Houston.

    • Brew_City

      Whitney?

  • Brew_City

    Ian Rapoport‏Verified account @RapSheet 59s60 seconds ago
    More
    Sources: The #Chiefs & S Eric Berry are finalizing a 6-year deal worth $78M. It makes him the highest paid safety in the @NFL. Well-deserved

  • Brew_City

    RIP SKA

    • Pi

      What happened?

      • Brew_City

        idk… There’s no more comment section all of a sudden. Unless it’s just me

        • Brew_City

          Keal didn’t pay the electric again

        • Pi

          Probably means LiveFyre shit the bed and Keal is out banging hookers.

          • Brew_City

            How was it still working anyways?

  • Brew_City

    Brian McNally‏Verified account @bmcnally14 1m1 minute ago
    More
    #Redskins go with the exclusive franchise tag on Kirk Cousins, says agent Mike McCartney.

  • Pi

    I’m pretty sure today is LiveFyre’s last day so that’s probably why.

    • Pi

      Muddledstate comments are down too.
      For once, Pi was ahead of the game.

      • Brew_City

        The Rapture came

    • Brew_City

      figures my last SKA comment was about hearing George Michael and thinking of another man because of the Pineapple

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Eddie lacy expects to be back in GB.
    Ian rapport gives the worst interviews.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Adrian Peterson to the packers – brew

    • Brew_City

      nah

      • Brew_City

        scoring points ain’t the issue

  • Brew_City

    ok I can’t look at this gormley comment with this chicks tongue in this guys butthole anymore

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t blame me. I was simply trying to promote Mosley’s work.

      • Brew_City

        Did I say you could get outta the closet and open your mouth?

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m still in the closet.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I don’t see it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fuck cocks!!

  • Brew_City

    every time I refresh the first comment is mine and Jordy’s conversation about Spaetzel

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Because I love you.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Today I’m gonna do nothing but eat what I want and smoker cigs tomorrow its time to get on the grind.
    Diet and smoking cessation. Fuuuuuck.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should hit up Whataburger with Mosley.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Don’t exist here.

        • Mark Gormley

          Make that buttlord Pi bring you some in his way back to Canada.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol the alpha male of a hyena clan is lower then the lowest female… Hyenas are funny.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo is a lady hyena?

  • Pi

    The alpha male of the FAP clan is pegged by the lowest female.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Seriously.
      I would of let it happen too. If I got to see a boob.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Trump likes his steak well done and with ketchup….
    Gasp!

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s fucking disgusting.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lol only steak to be cooked *well done* is shitty steak with no fat.

        • Mark Gormley

          A lot of places refuse to cook steaks anything past medium.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Steak is to be served blue. With a potato skin to mop up the blood…
    Fuck.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Its funny steak places will offer you your choice of cook…but won’t do what you ask for anyways

    Like Gormley said some won’t go past medium.
    I’ve had some places tell me they won’t do blue.
    Like. Fuck off its my steak bitch.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie did you get to see nipple.

    • Pi

      She has one big nipple that overlaps in the middle of her chest.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Ooooo

  • Mark Gormley

    Where has that chink Okxcy been hiding?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Utah

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s weird place for an Asian to hide.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Nap time 2nd

  • DGdub

    Livefyre finally died…. The end of SKA is near… 😩

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Uranus?

      • DGdub

        Not good…. I’m in a sad place right now..

        • Joe No

          Sad like the first week of the playoffs as a browns fan or PI after his pegging is finished?

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s not sadness, Joe. Pi is a fucking addict.

          • Joe No

            Thats why i said after r8r was finished

          • Mark Gormley

            But it’s not sadness. He just starts jonesing for his next fix.

          • Joe No

            We both agree pi constantly needs butt stimulation

          • Mark Gormley

            Is there a treatment to help with his addiction like methodone helps opiod addiction?

  • DGdub

    This place is like a ghost town… My expectations for SKA survival is extremely low right now..

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s the off-season.

      • DGdub

        This format is gonna BLOW with heavy traffic on a football Sunday..

        • Mark Gormley

          We get like five or six more posters during games. It’s insane!

          • DGdub

            Haha… So it’ll work for FAP

  • Mr. Horse

    We sign Peterson yet?

    • Alias Number One™

      I’d give him a year to run angry against Gub’s purple fags!

      • Mr. Horse

        I’d rather shoot him out of a cannon at halftime of game 1, no helmet.

        • Alias Number One™

          I’d be good with that if we were shooting him at Randy Moss.

  • Alias Number One™

    Where da yeyo at Chichi?

  • Joe No

    If we sign an old injury prone rb. Id prefer jamaal charles

  • Mark Gormley

    AP is going to whip Bartz’s scrotum with a tree branch when he gets to GB.

    • Alias Number One™

      Pi’s lip prints are going to look even funnier with the branch welts.

      • Mr. Horse

        I hope the Lions sign him. Packers need a div rival RB good for 2.5 yards a carry.

        • Mark Gormley

          Why did those assholes release Joique Bell? That was his specialty.

          • Alias Number One™

            He is going to the Giants.

  • Hooza

    Why is it not spelled football and pewp?

    • Alias Number One™

      Good question.

  • Nothin’ to Disqus aka MB3

    this place is gonna need to get about 90% more gay to be a proper replacement for SKA

    • Mark Gormley

      More gay? Not possible.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Its so weird not having a breathalyzer

    • Mark Gormley

      Did Windy steal it?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        The state said *bye felica*

        • Mark Gormley

          Fuckin’ Felicia.

        • R8Rnation

          So fast. Good boy.

  • R8Rnation

    I’m so sleepy

    • Brew_City

      Pegging Pi that hard is exhausting eh?

      • R8Rnation

        Also the driving home at 1am

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Daaaaaammmnnn

          • R8Rnation

            Actually 1:THIRTY

  • Mark Gormley

    You all should search #seattletanker on Twitter and see how much fun Seattle was yesterday.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    See r8r I blew so only 6 months of suspension

    • R8Rnation

      Ya, but I got innocent when I didn’t blow

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I was completely wasted so I was assuming there was no getting out of it. I could barely walk.

        • R8Rnation

          It just depends on what the can *prove*

  • R8Rnation

    I think my contacts are in the wrong eyes. Or I’m having a stroke.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie looks real Italian
    Real greasy

    • R8Rnation

      He smelled like pizza

  • R8Rnation

    Oh ya. I got a ticket yesterday for going 20 MPH over the speed limit. You can bet your sweet ass I’m taking that to court.

    • Mark Gormley

      My ass is pretty sweet.

    • 12alegend4ever

      You think you were driving faster?

  • R8Rnation

    Ooh yordy, edenborough price reduced under 200k

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Ooooo *cums* it can be a pegging palace

      • R8Rnation

        Floors are VERY easy to clean

    • Mark Gormley

      That wouldn’t buy a trailer up here.

      • Mark Gormley

        Goddamn Lanzo.

      • R8Rnation

        That’s why I would never live there

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Woah up to 3 inches of hail

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I have a new therapist I’m going to now I’m nervous

    • 12alegend4ever

      He’s the one who should be nervous, not you.

    • R8Rnation

      Tell her that you ALREADY have a spiritual advisor (me)

      • R8Rnation

        Or am I your legal counsel?

  • Mark Gormley

    Can one of you cover for me if I skip out on work a bit early?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      No. I’m gay

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I don’t go to male doctors. They are fagets

    • Joe No

      PI likes the larger fingers for the prostate check, hed have a gorrila do it if he could

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Pie is a little cunt who’re

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi’s not a fucking doctor.

  • Joe No

    R8r does pi have a tramp stamp?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      She said he smelled like pizza

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I really do have a deep hatred for male doctors.

    • Mark Gormley

      And Mexicans.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    And his crotch smelled like poo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fartfanugen

  • Alias Number One™

    I am feeling very Olympic today!

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Greeks invented gays fyi.

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo is Greek?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          He’s still Mia hub

    • Mark Gormley

      Is this your way of telling us that you’re roided up?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Social media is for dickheads. Some asshole in the waiting room is taking selfies. Whata faget.
    *heyyyt guysssss just me at a doctor office haaaayyy*

    • Mark Gormley

      You should slap him across the face with your scrotum.

  • Alias Number One™

    I would say that is a slight upgrade from taking a shit pic and posting that.

  • Bartz

    Was MHB made a disq mod? I’m going to file a lawsuit!

    • Mark Gormley

      One word: anus.

      • Bartz

        Fuck you!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Just paid 20$ towards my fines womp womp womp

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I am trying to show good faith

  • Pussyfooting 87

    300$ of some stupid shit I paid for evulation and crap must of went towards my court fines.
    Cuz it was like 300$ lower and I haven’t been able to pay a penny.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Tj Lang is a faget expected to test free agency….

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Despite talks with packers.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Davon house expected to hit FA also.
    Wouldnt mind him back.

  • K.

    These old ass people who reside below us just knocked on our door and asked up to stop stomping so loud at 2am. WTF?!

    Lucky Mike answered the door . . .

  • K.

    Fish tacos

    • K.

      Yes… with Tilapia

  • okxcy

    A tall glass of water

    • K.

      I’ll cook xtra for you

      • okxcy

        <3

  • Bartz

    Were you stomping around at 2 am?

    • okxcy

      horizontally

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Horizontal bop

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m back.
    Sup.
    Suppy sup.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I had Korean bbq chicken and mushrooms with a chicken soup.

    Tomorrow I attempt to eat less then 30g of carb a day and such etc etc blah blah

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I got a whole weekly menu ready so I’m down.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Atkins diet (fuck that noise playboy) but they have 20g of carb or less a day. That means you can’t even have a big ass salad. That’s like 12g of carb lol

    • Mr. Horse

      Scam diet

  • okxcy

    gormley is all about the anus diet

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Mosley gets a steady diet of lobster and ass himself

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus cuisine is the best cuisine.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Gormley are you gin a watch president trumps speach

    • Mark Gormley

      No. Not interested in watching him masturbate in front of Congress.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m gonna masturbate and eat a taco bowl

  • JoeNo

    Remember when packers fans wanted TT to break the bank and sign Byrd. Instead he drafted HaHa

    Report: Saints will absorb cap hit, release Jairus Byrd

    • Pussyfooting 87

      You hate TT

      • JoeNo

        Not true, only 2 incompetent people on the Packers and MM isn’t going anywhere

  • Bartz

    They tagged cousins for a second year???

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Poo poo

      • Mark Gormley

        A bunch of Skins fans on PFT were complaining that Cousins isn’t taking what he is actually worth–$15 to $16 million, by their estimates–a season. They want to keep him but say he’s not good enough to get paid top QB money.

        • JoeNo

          The Andy Dalton conundrum.

          • Mark Gormley

            Some of them are dumb enough to suggest that the Skins could get two first round picks from the 49ers for him.

  • Mark Gormley

    So… Lang to the Vikings is inevitable, right?

  • hawkshaw

    trump should deport liberals

    • Mr. Horse

      You should offer to buy it all back in exchange for unlimited casino licenses.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I wanna be very very happy indeed too!

  • Mark Gormley

    TT can re-sign Davon House!

    • JoeNo

      I made that joke and horse yelled at me.

      • Mr. Horse

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • JoeNo

          kinda like that

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I said I wouldn’t mind house back.

  • Mark Gormley

    Did TT even try to sign Antonio Brown or Eric Berry? Sad!

    • JoeNo

      I heard he offered min contracts

      • Mark Gormley

        That’d be pretty Jewy of him.

        • JoeNo

          jewy or chewy?
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/kP1NyJL.jpg[/img]

          • Mark Gormley

            What about Chuy Garcia?

  • okxcy

    do you even anus bro?

    • Mark Gormley

      Thief!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Mr trump Gormley hates you.
    Deport him to Detroit please.

  • JoeNo

    I’m enjoying Okxcy new catch phase, can’t believe you fags never thought of it.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’d do a sad face emoji, but Disqus blows.

  • Mr. Horse

    Joint Chiefs of Staff tonight.
    http://i.imgur.com/e71IeBHl.jpg

    • JoeNo

      Why does Bernie Sanders always look like hes disappointed he’s not at some free lunch

      • Mark Gormley

        Wouldn’t you always look disappointed if you had to deal with sycophantic politicians all the time?

        • JoeNo

          Not at all, I like talking to out of touch people. Its fun to watch them try and defend non defendable positions.

          • Mark Gormley

            Have you talked to many politicians? I’ve only dealt with city or state level lawmakers, but a lot of them are nearly synthetic beings. It’s like having a conversation with a Twitter bot.

          • Mark Gormley

            Think of the pushiest, least self-aware salesmen you’ve dealt with.

          • JoeNo

            They are the nicest, lieing thru their teeth people you’ll ever meet.

          • Mark Gormley

            I interviewed a state senator once that got comfortable enough with me to admit that he purposely killed an anti-abortion bill he co-sponsored in a a committee that he chaired.

          • JoeNo

            I’ll never understand anti abortion. We don’t need more poor ass people raising kids, haven’t we learned from the inner cities yet/

          • Mark Gormley

            He laughed after I asked him about why he used a procedural move to effectively kill the bill. While he didn’t say it directly, I came away from the interview thinking he understood the political expediency of touting his “pro-life” accolades in the conservative district he represented.

          • JoeNo

            I’ll never understand how one party refuses to kill fetus, and the other refuses to kill criminals.

  • okxcy

    boobs

    • Mark Gormley

      Sign me up!

      • okxcy

        you’re scheduled to get implants on 3/14 courtesy of matthew stafford

        • Mark Gormley

          Is that covered under Obamacare? I want to make sure I get all of my medical operations done for the GOP’s “Fuck the Poor Act” goes into effect.

          • okxcy

            yes, after you pay your $25,000 deductible

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s still a huge upgrade over Paul Ryan’s plan.

          • okxcy

            he has a plan?

          • Mark Gormley

            Quiet, you!

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    obamacare ,can’t afford the plan and then get fined for not buying in

    • JoeNo

      Its only fair that people with work healthcare pay for people who live off the system.

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes. It is the poor people who are the problem. Let’s keep blaming them. Remember when poor people cratered the economy?

        • JoeNo

          With their 0% input, they didn’t help

          • Mark Gormley

            The vast majority of this nation got fucked in the ass by the mortgage bubble–which was a fucking windfall for investor class–and then got to foot the bill for to bail out the very people that created it. And this isn’t a shot at the GOP alone. Leaders from both major parties lined up to go all Mosley on Wall Street bankers.

  • okxcy

    we need to build a wall to keep poor people out

  • Mr. Horse

    In summary, the poor deserve to die early so the 1%ers can have their taxes reduced.

    • JoeNo

      so the 60% can have their taxes reduced. The 1% don’t pay taxes.

    • Mark Gormley

      Not just reduced, bro. They also deserve to make money off of the health care expenditures of the poor.

  • Pi

    Is America great yet again? Because I’m leaving in the morning tomorrow back to Canadia.

    • okxcy

      it will be great tomorrow afternoon

    • Mark Gormley

      [Farts.]

  • okxcy

    damn pi
    how many more times are you going to get deported before you learn

    • Mark Gormley

      [Prolonged, screeching fart.]

    • Pi

      You fine gentleman taught me that learning is un-American.

  • Pi

    Who on team FAP wants a Pi visit next?

  • Pi

    FB conversation:
    R8R: “I told gorms we’re planning a trip to visit him”
    Pi: “i hope you like synagogues”

    • Mark Gormley

      I told her she can totally utilize the guest room at my place. We also have a couch you can use, Pi.

      • Pi

        Will you build me an igloo fort out of the pork remains you throw away?

        • Mark Gormley

          No. But you can sleep in my car or in the crate with our puppy.

      • JoeNo

        PI strikes me as someone who has spent alot of time on someone elses couch.

        • JoeNo

          [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZVNhEXL.png[/img]

          • Mark Gormley

            We had a dude like this in our house in college. But he wasn’t chill. During the height of the disaster in Iraq the army TURNED HIM DOWN when he tried to enlist and ended up getting arrested for punching a chick in the face.

          • okxcy

            what a lanzo

          • Mark Gormley

            He is a bald psychopath.

        • Pi

          I only need a place until Friday… 3 years from now.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Oh my … Like 4 hours of sleep

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mr. Horse
  • Bartz

    How is the combine looking?

    • JoeNo

      Looks like TT will draft a bunch of white guys and physically gifted players.

  • Bartz

    Where the fuck is everybody… JoeNo being the exception.

  • Bartz

    Still dead

  • Brew_City

    Ted successfully said not a god damn thing. As is tradition

    • Bartz

      He didn’t even say Gronk??

  • Hooza
    • Bartz

      “Maybe some more protestors can show up and rappel off the glass until they cough up the money.”

      • Hooza

        The birds?

  • Brew_City

    Zach Kruse‏Verified account @zachkruse2 14m14 minutes ago
    More
    Mike McCarthy said he has “a lot of love” for Nick Perry. Wants him back. Called him a “hell of a football player.”

    • Brew_City

      Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    • Hooza

      Shoulda called him “a jew.”

  • Mr. Horse

    JS Comments‏ @JSComments 6 hours ago

    Lacy will never accept a Franchise Tag only a French Fries Tag will do.

  • Brew_City

    What we learned from the Combine:

    Nothing

  • Pi

    Good afternoon butt pirates. Pi is at DFW airport in Dallas.

    • Brew_City

      How sick of Airports are you? I can handle being in an airport about once per year

      • Pi

        I love listening to the same 12 safety announcements 100,000 times in a row.
        What are you talking about?

        • Brew_City

          not to mention being around that many people.
          I hate people

          • hawkshaw

            pi wears a habeb

  • Bartz

    Pi – did you stop by George W Bush’s house and leave a brown paper bag on fire?

    • Pi

      I left pictures of Trudeau for him to fap to.

    • Joe No

      He called the shit poop!

  • okxcy

    I touch myself

  • Joe No

    “That’s our intention, and it’s our intention every year,” Thompson said. “I stand on this podium, I think, every year and say the same thing. Our best intention will be to sign as many of our own players as we can, and keep it together.”

    I hope someone told him his defensive players are some of the worst in the league

    • Brew_City

      He doesn’t care. He’d still sign them back

  • Mr. Horse

    RotoUnderworld‏ @rotounderworld 1 hour ago
    Are the Seahawks squandering Russell Wilson’s prime?

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • JoeNo

      Stop stealing Okxcy catch phase!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi called me a heretic and threatened to excommunicate me.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        He’s a snowflake….from Canada I don’t know…

  • Mark Gormley

    Chuy Garcia?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Boooo

      • Mark Gormley

        Whatever happened to him?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Mia after mayor loss

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Rahms put the city in shambles

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Chuy only cared about education. Rahm wants to lower teachers pay and such etc etc

          • Mark Gormley

            What? A corporatist democrat isn’t doing a good job?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Rahm closed down some schools and sold the buildings and property for millions lol

    • Pussyfooting 87

      So kids have to go through bad neighborhoods and shit to go to school etc etc etc

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s a total Lanzo.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Public schools were over crowded as is when I left my new class was gonna be in a fucking trailer.

    • JoeNo

      Public schools are pretty much day cares

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brb driving

    • Mark Gormley

      With yer pants off?

  • okxcy

    gormley is basically a corndog with legs

    • Mark Gormley

      I am vanquished.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

  • okxcy

    I shouldn’t have had that hot sauce with lunch
    My anus burns with the fire of 7 supernovas

    • Mark Gormley

      At least you have an anus.

    • R8Rnation

      Pussy

      • okxcy

        my anus is a special snowflake

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, make me a sammich.

    • okxcy

      r8r, make gormley a sandwich

      • Mark Gormley

        Mosley, make R8R a sammich.

        • okxcy

          if he gets whataburger, I’m stealing it

          • Mark Gormley

            I think he would eat it himself. Selfish prick.

  • R8Rnation

    Zombie

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Garlic eggplant and broccoli …. And a big ass bowl of sauerkraut https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6340ed61ed89d4b572e5d51324b97db6a583963c1d38b4c0f57e5bfe0370b23d.jpg. of s

    • Mark Gormley

      Why did you steal Pi’s dinner?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I had a chicken sausage.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is threatening to out me as a non-Jew if I don’t offer him a pound of flesh.

    • JoeNo

      Does that mean PI wants a Ron Jeremy sized penis?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Good night

    • Mark Gormley

      Watch out for Chuy Garcia.

    • okxcy

      Good anus to you

      • Mark Gormley

        Bewbs.

        • okxcy

          what is this, a site for fags?

          • Mark Gormley

            If you have to ask that question, then you are probably a Lanzo.

  • okxcy

    I’ve got a chubby

    • Mark Gormley

      I am chubby.

  • K.

    There is no reason for AP to go to Dallas. Zeke doesn’t want to share.

  • K.

    Does Hawk come on here anymore? I miss that dude.

    • okxcy

      he posts between 11pm and 3am

      • K.

        LOL!

        Yeah, typical Hawk.

  • Mr. Horse

    Make Green Bay Great Again.
    Adrian Peterson posts a video to prove he’s ‘not on a decline’ ====>

  • Mr. Horse

    Oh, the AG perjured himself under oath, and it’s on tape?

    • Brew_City

      good. That guys a cuck

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooo

  • Brew_City

    Every day it greets me Jordy…lmao

    http://imgur.com/a/DrB5O

  • Bartz

    “We’re never going to look for excuses on what happened.” – GM Rick Spielman

    Everybody is fired except for me!!

    • Joe No

      Dont blame the man for throwing away 3 first round picks on a kick returner and 2 qbs who struggle throwing more than 7 yards down field.

  • Pi

    Greetings from Canadia.

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      rude

    • Pi

      You monster!!!

  • Bartz
    • Pi

      There’s muh nigga.

  • Bartz

    Please pull my hair and smack my ass [f] (i.imgur.com)

  • Mark Gormley

    Vagina.

    • Bartz

      Fuck you and your modding ways!

      • Mark Gormley

        Yuuuuuuge anus.

  • Bartz

    I feel like I have been castrated since the move to disqsucks.

    • Mark Gormley

      Nah. You’re just envious of Mosley’s Whataburger.

  • Bartz

    Pi – Why do we care about some canuck 2 years ago???

    https://twitter.com/NFLCanada/status/837354270601142272

  • Alias Number One™

    Warv still off the reservation eh…

    • Joe No

      Some native american probably hawk threw a water fountain thru the window and he escaped

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo needs more time in his safe space.

  • Bartz

    NSFW

    Hopefully doesn’t embed

    https://eroshare.com/bnbrl75w

  • Alias Number One™

    Good news, Jacob Schum is back for 2017.

    • Mark Gormley

      I love his mediocre punting ability.

  • DGdub

    What in the fuck did Keal do to SKA??

    • Bartz

      Put an anal plug in it

      • DGdub

        It’s horrible… Take it back out, and don’t ever put it back in without LOTS of lube..

  • Mark Gormley

    I just pooped in Bartz’s dishwasher.

    • Bartz

      I fapped in your milk

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi stole my milk anyways.

  • Mark Gormley

    Isn’t SKA run by call center tycoon MFA?

  • Mark Gormley

    Jews.

    • Bartz

      Lutherans

      • Joe No

        Anyone with an imaginary friend is dangerous

  • Joe No

    Colon kaepernick has stopped protesting the flag now that he is a fa. Guess money is more important than equality now.

  • Pi