OUR BIG SUPERBIGGAME COVERAGE OF BIGNESS AND BIGOTRY

YOUR MEGACORRESPONDENT WARVETTE GOTCHYER SUPERGAME COVERAGE COVERED!

As usual per my annual trek, I put my belongings in a bandana tied around a stick, then rollerbladed, hitchhiked, hang-glided, and crawled the rest of the way to the big game, this time in the mistake of the south: Houston. Good thing I remembered to take a left turn at Albuqueerque! I tried getting ahold of R8Rfan to grab a beer when I was in Austin, but she said she was too busy hanging out with Seal. Anyway, fuck them bitches,  Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY is here! Just look:


And Busey didn’t even know there was a football game this weekend!

This place is a fucking shithole of monumental proportions. It’s so far away from the real world, there’s actual Mexicans everywhere. I’m trying to blend in by getting a spray tan and doing yardwork, but they still know I’m white, as I’ve been offered free shrimp and mojitos everywhere I go. Don’t these people know I work for a living? (kinda..)

I’m supposed to be covering a game, but fuck this shit, I’ve really been shmoozing with the uppercrust like the hoi-poloi I am, and that’s cool with me as long as the shrimps and liquors keep coming. Oh shit there’s Drew “Cool” Brees! Hey dude, you got something on your face right there… on your cheek right.. oh ok never mind.

To satisfy my press credential requirement, I had to take part in a couple meet-n-greets with players but that didn’t turn out so good. When I asked one player from the Cheatriots how my hair looked, he just said “The League screwed us”. I assume he meant he was there to appreciate my stellar facial hair, but alas, so is everyone else! But all ass, I’ve been keeping focused on why I’m really here: doing lines of blow off young skanks’ tits and butts. Goddamn Busey has ALL the hookups.

There are a couple famous Falcons fans here like Ludacris but he was too busy spinning his shirt above his head like a helicopter, and I think he’s a Packers fan but something was a little off.. other than that, it seems NOBODY cares about this shitfest.

I mean FUCK these teams, right? What kind of piece of shit cares who wins this game as long as the loser is humiliated and/or loses by cheating or act of god or Trump, or the entire stadium gets sucked into a sinkhole or giant vortex of justice like we all pray for? We’re all rooting for something. Just not for anyone to win.

I asked some randoms why they were here, and I got a pretty universal response: “To see carnage on the field and to be in awe of your heavenly, manly, and timeless bearded good looks, Warvette!” That’s to be expected I guess. Wherever I go, there I am taking the spotlight away from whatever. It’s a curse more than a blessing.. Keal knows what I’m talking aboot.

So just in cast this act of Trump happens and the shitty warehouse of a stadium gets hit by lightning-tornad0-earthquakes, I’m heading out the night before the game, but not before I’ve done enough blow off enough young skanks’ supple flesh to clog my nose forever so I don’t have to ever witness the Packers coming so close to WHY GOD, FUCKIN WHY YOU SONOFABITCH THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!! Alls I know is the Packers had better fire everyone and sign all the free agents this offseason.

I’m rooting for the Falcons, but if I was betting I’d put my money on the Patriots. 4 rookies starting for the Falcons defense? Fuggetaboutit.

Fuckit, I’m outta here. GO NOBODY!

Also, is this lifewyre thing going to last much longer…..??

  • Pi

    The end is near.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fuckin’ hoser.

  • Pi

    Okxcy’s traumatic childhood.
    http://i.imgur.com/SlTGHrP.jpg

  • R8Rnation

    Whaaaaa noooooo

  • R8Rnation

    So this is my new life

  • R8Rnation

    HOLDING IT DOWN

  • Jordy87_87

    Hi boi

  • Jordy87_87

    Testing

  • Jordy87_87

    Someone help me.

  • Jordy87_87
  • R8Rnation

    Ok, well me and yordy figured it out

  • R8Rnation

    This isn’t working out Pi

    • Jordy87_87

      Why

      • R8Rnation

        I don’t like the collapsible messages

  • Jordy87_87

    I need a nap

  • Jordy87_87

    And to watch this movie we are young we are strong

  • Jordy87_87

    People from different walks of life in the German city of Rostock intersect when a rampaging mob besieges a residential building occupied by Vietnamese immigrants.

  • Jordy87_87

    I look like nelly with a bandaid underneath my eye. Had something get in my face at work and scratched the fuck out of a zit type thing it became

  • Jordy87_87

    Whatever if discus is disgusting we can find a new one right pie pie

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol *are you left or right* +I’m normal+ *so you are a Nazi*
    Typical leftist scum

    • R8Rnation

      No one said that

      • Jordy87_87

        In this movie they did !!!

  • R8Rnation

    I have a black eye

    • Jordy87_87

      Who did it

      • R8Rnation

        I think my kitty

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m going to aldis today because I want to buy some of their nurenberger bratwurst

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

  • Jordy87_87

    This is weird.

  • R8Rnation

    What

  • Jordy87_87

    Hi

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi, maybe u should get the Maharajah to look at FYS to see that u can actually show the images instead of View links.

    • Mr. Horse

      PS: Zotz Taydolf Swifter’s spambot

  • JoeNo

    Just when I thought this site couldn’t get more ghetto, we get Disqus. I wish PI was as rich as those SKA guys.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie figure out how to make this not as…shitty??

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie just make it were its like a phone conference call

  • Jordy87_87

    If you click your avatar you can click o. Display media it will show images not have to click link 🙂

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    Dak OROY faget joey bosa DROY

  • Jordy87_87

    MATTY ICE! ❄️

    The 2016 Offensive Player of the Year: Matt Ryan. 🏆 #NFLHonors https://t.co/SELzrS8DoJ

  • Jordy87_87

    So A a ron Rodgers mvp…. Or no zeke elliot

  • Jordy87_87

    Zeke should of won OROY

  • Jordy87_87

    JORDY WON COME BLACK PLAYER OF YEAR WOOOOO

  • Jordy87_87

    Zeke rookie of year.
    So….Rodgers mvp right?!?!

    • JoeNo

      Brady, analysts love his penis

      • Jordy87_87

        I’m gonna shit a brick if he does.

        • JoeNo

          better get your toilet ready

  • R8Rnation

    But i do like disliking things

    • JoeNo

      With that in mind I forget if you are in favor of sexual harassment or not.

  • R8Rnation

    I can’t work under these conditions

  • Jordy87_87

    I have ptsd from 2014 playoffs still

  • Jordy87_87

    Do you think I should bring that up to my new therapist

    • R8Rnation

      Obvi, duh

  • R8Rnation

    Do y’all say disqus as in “disk-iss” or as in “discuss”

    • Jordy87_87

      I say disgus

  • Mark Gormley

    I apparently already had a Disqus account. How queer of Pi.

  • Mark Gormley

    I got a haircut today, went to a play, and then had some Thai food. How you like me now, Jordy?

    • Mr. Horse

      “Ladyboy Special”

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t want to steal Pi’s haircut.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    .@dallascowboys HC Jason Garrett is the 2016 Coach of the Year! #NFLHonors pic.twitter.com/xzSx10fNvo— NFL (@NFL) February 5, 2017

    • Mark Gormley

      Jerruh must think they spelled his name wrong.

    • Mr. Horse

      Year Of The Ginger Bottom

      • Mark Gormley

        Finally! Mosley’s been waiting forever.

  • JoeNo

    Jason Garrett is coach of the year for calling Elliot 30 times a game and mismanaging the clock over and over again.

    • Mr. Horse

      … and swallowing

    • Mark Gormley

      But he’ll never be as bad at clock management as Andy Reid. He’s the goddamn master.

  • Mark Gormley

    I am looking forward to Jive visiting so that we can all give him downvotes.

    • JoeNo

      Remember at the beginning of the year when he said the 9ers were one of the best teams in the league after they beat the rams?

      • Mark Gormley

        Or how he was still talking shit about how bad the Packers were even after they beat the Cowboys?

        • JoeNo

          Packers shouldn’t have won that game, that was purely Rodgers over coming a better team and his defense again.

          • Mark Gormley

            Indeed. But he shouldn’t be talking shit when his team only beat the Rams last season.

  • Jordy87_87

    Jive is currently in Madagascar

    • Mark Gormley

      Good. Can he stay there and get raped to death by a lemur?

  • Jordy87_87

    Jordy had a quick preach

  • Jordy87_87

    Omg Matt Ryan won mvp too?!?!?!?!

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s not like he had a Julio Jones to throw to or anything…

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    Wtf. Fuck muffins.

  • Jordy87_87

    Ill be back I’m too upset

    • Mr. Horse

      Nigga, it’s like the Espys. Chill.

  • Jordy87_87

    Alex smith talks from the side of his mouth. Whata dick head

  • Mr. Horse

    It’s nice the NFL picked a Differently Abled winner for Walter Payton MOY.

    • Jordy87_87

      Frank gore is coo now that he’s on the colts tho

  • Jordy87_87

    Rodgers keeps getting snubbed. Not even clutch performer of year either omg.

    • Mr. Horse

      He’s banging Munn and making $zillions. Not too worried aboot him.

      • Jordy87_87

        I like a good resume.

  • Jordy87_87

    The better Rodgers does the more I find that half breed chink attractive. .

    • Mr. Horse

      She pegged the dick meter at the top for me a long time ago.

      • Jordy87_87

        Destiny newton was hot. Munn is cool at least she’s *kookie* she’s got spunk.

  • Jordy87_87

    Horse you see the new couch the packers hired is from my neighborhood

  • Jordy87_87

    My wife just yelled holy shit look how big Jordy nelsoons feet are.
    Then I reminded. Looked like it took a whole cow to make those shoes.

  • JoeNo

    I sure hope boob gifs still work here
    http://i.imgur.com/96njIRM.gif

    • Jordy87_87

      Ya they do

  • Jordy87_87

    I feel like Larry fitz is alllllllways up for Walter Payton man of year .

  • Pi

    How do you guys like the new terrible comment system?

    • Pi

      Greetings from Miami.

    • Jordy87_87

      We will get used to it.

  • Pi

    You have to click a button to show new comments. How gay is that?

    • JoeNo

      Its as gay as warvettes face

      • Mark Gormley

        Whoa. It’s not THAT bad, Joe.

  • Jordy87_87

    I never realized how tall Eli gaynning is.

  • Jordy87_87

    Jamis Winston gf wife looks like a hood rat she’s kinda thick too. Suprised. Don’t see that often.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a mod? Get him!

    PS I am a fag.

  • Jordy87_87

    When’s the last time a loins player was nominated for anything ?

    • JoeNo

      Lots of em get nominated for reduced sentencing.

    • Pi

      Fuck you that’s when.

      • Jordy87_87

        Nasty bitch

  • R8Rnation

    Ohhhhhhh you have to choose “newest”

    • JoeNo

      Ya otherwise you’ll just see my posts.

      • Mark Gormley

        Check this out!

  • R8Rnation

    Ok, i guess this will work

    • JoeNo

      -Mosleys wife after their wedding

  • R8Rnation

    Whaaaa EMOJIS DON’T WORK?!

  • R8Rnation

    Nevermind, fuck this shit. PI!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

    • Mark Gormley

      Hanging with the ladyboys of Miami.

  • Jordy87_87

    I have the house alone. Pie.

  • Jordy87_87

    Wonky winky

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m watching *everything must go*

  • Mark Gormley

    I just made some popcorn because Pi is a snowflake faget.

    • JoeNo

      You must have made this much then
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/kSIco0r.gif[/img]

  • Jordy87_87

    I hope there is some good chaturbaters out there tonight

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi and his ladyboys.

  • Matt

    Helo

  • Matt

    Give me all your votes

    • Mark Gormley

      Matt who? I went to school with a guy named Matt Wall. He was a little bitch.

  • Matt

    Livefyre still works for another month dumbass

  • Matt

    I’m not even on the FAP site I’m on the disqus site

    • Matt

      How will I get paid for selling the ads now ?

  • Mark Gormley

    The Jews have really ruined this place.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jordy87_87

    Yooooooo

  • Jordy87_87
  • Pi

    Jordy loves the Jews.

    • Jordy87_87

      I just realized I’ve never been to a “high school party”

      • Jordy87_87

        I’m watching super bad and realized that.

  • Jordy87_87

    McMosley

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie how is Miami mi amore

    • Pi

      I’m in the conference right now. Wish me luck on my speech.

  • Jordy87_87

    Pie there are rumors that donald trump is slowly trying to become a dictator.
    Correct me if I’m wrong but I’ve always wanted to live under a new government regime live a little bit ya know

  • Jordy87_87

    Testing

  • JoeNo

    Who else remembers the Bud Bowl?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47SMBrviAO8

  • R8Rnation

    Helllooooooo

    • JoeNo

      How much are you drinking today?
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/a866eNZ.gif[/img]

      • R8Rnation

        Lol. I haven’t started yet. Fixed the sides and now i have a committee meeting. I won’t get started till 5 or so. 🙁

  • Jordy87_87

    Howdy

  • Mr. Horse

    A two week long pregame suck and blow show.
    http://i.imgur.com/BA4w3Fp.gif

    • Mr. Horse

      ESPN should do a “Who swallowed the most?” poll.

      • JoeNo

        I don’t wanna see Warvette on my TV

  • Mark Gormley

    This Super Bowl is going to suck more than Lanzo and Pi combined.

  • Jordy87_87

    The Superbowl is a….faget

    • Mark Gormley

      Snowflake faget?

      • Jordy87_87

        I called my friend a snowflake and he got really pissed and hasn’t talked to me in like 4 days

        • Jordy87_87

          Aka he’s a snowflake

  • Jordy87_87

    I love when I buy a new soap and it smells so good I just sit there sniffing my arm

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m most excited for lady gaga half time show.

    • JoeNo

      I can’t wait for her equality and help the poor speech before she goes back to her mansion and servants who cook her food and wipe her ass daily.

      • Mark Gormley

        Thanks, Fox News.

  • hawkshaw

    go lions , oh wait

  • Jordy87_87

    Go pro bowl pre game tale gate show wooo

  • sociosquatch

    wow, i didn’t think anything could be shittier than lifewyre. thanks for ruining everything.

    • Jordy87_87

      Shut up we will get used to it
      Or buy time to find another thingy

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo’s just being a biggity bitch.

    • warvette

      how the fuck did you assholes become twice as mean? oh i know: BECAUSE DICKSQUCKS SUCKS

  • Mr. Horse
  • warvette

    i used to only use this account to troll swedgin and the other no life-having dooshers on the packers website. i feel dirty using it for reals

  • Pi

    What time is the Packers game today?

    • warvette

      i would like to take this time to invite you to go and have sex with yourself

      • Pi

        Way ahead of you there.

    • Mark Gormley

      The same time as your appointment to get your mangina waxed.

  • warvette

    the over/under on supergame ads featuring talking/and/or animated or otherwise humanized animals or innanimate objects is 6.5 this year. It’s been the same in recent years, and it would have been lower, but i just heard there’s a new Spuds Mackenzie Party animal ad. so, to be clear: a horse being a horse doesn’t count, but if it kicks a field goal or is standing at a bar with a beer in front of it yes.

    • Pi

      Horse isn’t animated. He’s really a horse.

      • warvette

        spuds was a female dog that fucked supermodels. figure that one out

  • JoeNo

    Best case scenario for this SB is, some Syrian refugees blow up the stadium. Killing everyone there who paid more than 5k for tickets and this is the only game they watched all year.

    • warvette

      i like your style. may i subscribe to your newsletter?

  • warvette

    i’m just hoping someone on the falcons defense removes brady’s head completely off his torso and throws it into the stands on their first posession

    • Mr. Horse

      I hope it’s a Syrian refugee.

      • warvette

        did they sign a syrian refugee off their “practice beheading” squad?

  • Mark Gormley

    How many buttons do you have riding on this game, Lanzo? Or did you go big time by betting some bits of string?

    • warvette

      have you lost your marbles? if you did, i have some to sell you

      • Mark Gormley

        Answer the question, you shifty hobo.

        • warvette

          “ARE” did I not bet. you should’ve taken more english classes and less blowing your music teacher ones

  • warvette

    PI YOU FUCKING FAGET UPVOTING YOUR OWN COMMENT. jesuschrist what have we done..

    • Pi

      Upvoting your own comment is for the gays.

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo invented homosexuality.

  • Jordy87_87

    Lanzo seems angry. He needs to be taken out back to the outhouse and shit on..

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s what he wants you to do.

      • Jordy87_87

        Well it might not happen then.

      • Mark Gormley

        We should keep downvoting him until he calms down.

  • 4everalegend

    Jesus! What happened?

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo threw a fit and threatened to leave forever if Pi didn’t change over to Disqus.

      • 4everalegend

        And your point?

    • Pi

      Trump got in.

      • 4everalegend

        If this is progress, please don’t show me failure.

        • 4everalegend

          By definition, if someone progresses, someone else regresses.

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      I agree

    • 4everalegend

      It’s like kissing the mirror.

      • Hooza

        Slowly licking it up and down

  • Pi

    My comments are the only ones worth upvoting.

    • Mark Gormley

      Joe said the same thing last night and I downvoted it too.

      • Pi

        As the only mod, I’ll edit his comment so he copied me.

        • Mr. Horse

          I’m ready to build the northern wall.

  • 4everalegend

    I should have know something like this would happen. I was attacked by a severe bout of flatulence all day. The walls have since turned brown.

    • 4everalegend

      Time to fetch my barbequed pork ribs.
      Later, I guess.

  • Jordy87_87

    I upvote myself because I think I’m so awesome.

  • Jordy87_87

    Why is Shannon Sharpe soooooo fucking lanzo

    • JoeNo

      Same reason Arnold got all the muscles and Devito got all the goblin quality in twins. Sterling got all the talent and ability to speak like a normal human being and Shannon got what was left.

      • Jordy87_87

        LOL

  • Jordy87_87

    Let me rephrase that since we all know Shannon Sharpe has fucked Lanzo
    But why does he act so lanzo

  • JoeNo

    Tom Brady makes out with his mother, that is fucking lanzo.

  • R8Rnation

    Go Falcons!

    • Jordy87_87

      Fo sho

  • Jordy87_87

    Damn good run

    • Mark Gormley

      We should start calling Lanzo Queef Latifah.

  • Jordy87_87

    There’s your nfl mvp….scoffs

  • Jordy87_87

    Omg. He just said he ment amendola but said Edelman again

  • R8Rnation

    Woohooooo!

  • R8Rnation

    There’s a guy here who i HATE. things might get dicey!

    • Jordy87_87

      Who?!

      • R8Rnation

        He’s the guy who is alwayyyyyys right. Even when he’s wrong.

        • Jordy87_87

          Lanzo

          • Mark Gormley

            Trump voters.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should buy him a Zima.

  • Jordy87_87

    There is a lanzo looking into my window every night I sleep.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should call the police and tell them there is a black guy outside your window.

  • Jordy87_87

    Damn boi.

  • R8Rnation

    Yaaaaaa!!

  • R8Rnation

    I told dude to shut his trap. So far it’s working. (And threatened him with bodily harm).

    • JoeNo

      Are you talking about me?

      • R8Rnation

        No darling. (Not yet)

  • Jordy87_87

    Gormley you think our country is so innocent we have a lot of killers too you know

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah, Remember all of those times our presidents had their opposition murdered and journalists disappeared?

      • Jordy87_87

        Yes. Back in 1941

        • Mark Gormley

          Are you talking about the internment camps?

          • Jordy87_87

            I’m talking about THE INTERNET CAMPS were our fathers started fap

          • Mark Gormley

            Pi’s mangina is disgusting.

    • Jordy87_87

      ❄.

  • Jordy87_87

    Good run

  • Jordy87_87

    George Bush senior did a good coin toss.

  • Jordy87_87

    If it wasn’t for the Japanese bombing pearl harbor fap might not exist
    Think aboot it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Gonna run to the store since there will be no one out. Catch you Queef Latifahs in a bit.

    • R8Rnation

      U-N-I-T-Y

  • Jordy87_87

    Tom Brady lost more super bowels then Aaron Rodgers.

  • R8Rnation

    I ain’t a bitch or a ho

  • R8Rnation

    Except really I’m a bitch AND a ho

    • Jordy87_87

      Oh my

  • Hooza

    Teste, teste, one two.

  • Hooza

    This is ghey

  • Hooza

    I can only self like once per comment?

  • Jordy87_87

    Really….

  • JoeNo

    Brady throwing behind his WRs is a strange strategy from the goat

    • Jordy87_87

      Did you hear buck and aikman say how good Brady was when he gets out of the pocket

      • JoeNo

        Same way a model T is great on the highway

  • Jordy87_87

    Even tho flag was by the receiver I thought it was gonna be a hitting the receiver type faget penalty as well as Brady’s hit. But it wasn’t phfew

    • R8Rnation

      Refs doing ok

      • Jordy87_87

        Can’t complain no pro Brady penalties…YET

  • Jordy87_87

    God yamit man!

  • JoeNo

    I’m glad they are calling those falcons holds now

    • JoeNo

      would have been nice 2 weeks ago

  • R8Rnation

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Jordy87_87

    LOL

  • JoeNo

    G O A T

  • Jordy87_87

    Tom Brady is very athletic…..
    It was hard to say that with out laughing

  • Jordy87_87

    That attempted tackle was hilarious

    • Jordy87_87

      What the he’ll was that for real

  • Jordy87_87

    L
    o
    L

  • Hooza

    My comments got deleted?

    • R8Rnation

      I can see them.

  • R8Rnation

    My friend said gucci mane is there

  • JoeNo

    GOAT Throw there

  • Jordy87_87

    Time for my girl.

    • JoeNo

      Mister GaGa is bringing his girlfriend?

      • Jordy87_87

        Stop

  • Mr. Horse
  • Jordy87_87

    Best half time ever she jumped from the frigging roof!!!!

    • JoeNo

      He has a really high pitched voice

  • Jordy87_87

    She’s nuts

  • Jordy87_87

    This song is the theme song for all lanzos

  • R8Rnation

    U ok, yordy?

    • Jordy87_87

      Oh my. Not really.

      • R8Rnation

        Take breaks if you have to

  • Jordy87_87

    She’s the only trump hater I wouldn’t think less of.
    And I like this song .

    • JoeNo

      You’re listening to an audio copy of an auto tuned singer though….

  • Jordy87_87

    She’s so talented. Unlike all these auto tune fagets and crap

    • JoeNo

      She could have a heart attack on stage and the show would continue. I miss live bands when they actually played live.

      • Jordy87_87

        She is right now

    • R8Rnation

      Plus she can fly!

      • Jordy87_87

        That was intense. Id be nervous jumping like that.

    • R8Rnation

      @joe You can thank garth brooks for THAT, grandpa

      • Jordy87_87

        Lady gaga has a dog named grandpa

  • R8Rnation

    Slow down yordy

    • Jordy87_87

      I’m trying to get used to disgus

  • JoeNo

    She is no chubbs
    http://imgur.com/U7U14gT

    • Jordy87_87

      Lol

  • Mr. Horse

    Somebody let me know when that halftime abomination is over.

    • Jordy87_87

      I wish it would never end.

      • JoeNo

        I fear your wish came true

  • Jordy87_87

    God I love her.

  • JoeNo

    Remember when Owen Hart fell from the rafters in the wwf. Wish we could trade.

  • Pack Fan In Vegas

    Id fuck her

    • hawkshaw

      him

      • Pack Fan In Vegas

        shut up you brown asshole

    • Jordy87_87

      I would just because she’s amazing.

  • Jordy87_87

    Best Superbowl performances.
    Lady gaga
    Rolling stones
    Bruno mars

  • Jordy87_87

    Bruno mars loves drugs that’s why I added him.

  • Mr. Horse

    Zach Rapport ‏@ZachRapport 12 minutes ago
    So the #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow is cirque du soleil?

  • Mark Gormley

    What’s the score?

    • hawkshaw

      lady gaga has a bigger penis then you

      • Pack Fan In Vegas

        than*

        • hawkshaw

          sorry , fag

          • JoeNo

            Gaga must buy magnum condoms for that penis of his.

  • Jordy87_87
  • JoeNo

    Why did Mr. Gaga dress like the chick from thundercats?
    http://imgur.com/zWGlyfo

  • Pi

    This game sucks.

    • Mark Gormley

      Why is there no mod badge next to your name? Is this some sort of Lanzo nonsense?

      • Pi

        Because there’s only one Mountie sheriff in this town.

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m watching you, Lanzo.

  • Pi
  • Jordy87_87

    Pie I hope you get stuck in an airport

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol 3 of my other coworkers and myself have a group text we text nonsense all day every day kinda like on here. They all are Mexican and I sent them that trump card lol

    • Jordy87_87

      Instead of talking we text each other during break

  • Jordy87_87

    Anyone else see that guy picking his nose next to kraft

    • Pi

      If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

      • Jordy87_87

        I picked one that was nothing more then a scab covering a booger earlier very dry in here

        • Jordy87_87

          And I have 2 humidifiers near my coach

  • Jordy87_87

    Lol

  • Jordy87_87
  • Jordy87_87

    Lol

  • Jordy87_87

    How did that hook like that

    • Pi

      That ball curved more than your penis.

      • Jordy87_87

        How do you know…

  • Mark Gormley

    Fake Pi is pathetic. He’s nearly as bad the actual Pi.

  • Jordy87_87

    Watching kickers try to hit someone is hilarious

  • Jordy87_87

    Patrick Chung still plays???

    • Pi
      • Mark Gormley

        Did this guy touch your penis, Fake Pi?

      • JoeNo

        So is that man hard working or not?

        • Pi

          He steals cars and then can’t drive them.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fake Pi is also a self-liker.

    • Pi

      I downvoted you for not writing in Hebrew.

      • Jordy87_87

        I liked it because I’m supposed to.

      • Mark Gormley

        Sorry. Bagels, shekels, Woody Allen… Is that better?

        • Pi

          Pi: “What’s the point of football?”
          Gormley: “To get the quarterback.”

          • Mark Gormley

            Take my wife, please.

  • Jordy87_87

    Echo why is lanzo a faget

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Splooge.

  • hawkshaw

    interesting game now

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s what the Jews said…

      • hawkshaw

        all right who farted in the shower smells like gas in here

  • Bartz

    So livefyre gave up the ghost

    • hawkshaw

      long gone ,like pi,s anal virginity

  • Bartz

    If GB had a defense, we could have been in the Super BOWL!!!!!!!!!

    • JoeNo

      Are you talking about 2009, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 or 2016?

      • Bartz

        All the above!!

  • R8Rnation

    THIS IS NO BUENO

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m not watching the game because Bartz broke my TV.

      • Bartz

        Thats why you have that spare grand in the bank!

  • Bartz

    I bet that old man Art shat his pants.

    • Bartz

      he is a dirty bird..

  • Bartz

    Pi, can I get my coolio mod status in diqus???

  • JoeNo

    I’m super jealous of a defense that allows 28 points =(

  • JoeNo

    R8R gonna need boob pics to make this more tolerable.

  • hawkshaw

    old badger james white had a helluva game

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    Trump Takes Credit for Pats OT Win,
    White House Burns To Ground

    • 12alegend4ever

      Word on the street VP Pence was in attendance to meet with the Falcons at half-time to “persuade” them to lose or have the entire team deported as threats to national security.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Please note the revised avatar handle. Favre is in the HOF so We will have to wait for AR next.

  • Jordy87_87

    Ugggggggjjjhhhhhhh

  • Jordy87_87
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    ============>
    Pro Football Focus ✔ @PFF
    How the #Patriots engineered the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history

    Falcons could have run 3 times and tried a FG or punted, or taken 3 knees and punted, and this greatest comeback wouldn’t have been completed.

    • JoeNo

      2 days ago
      Giants SBs are crap, 2 super lucky catches and the Patriots win
      Today
      Did you see that amazing catch, Tom Bradys penis is delicious.

      -Patriot fans.

  • JoeNo

    3 more weeks of Tom Brady fellatio until Free agency.

    • Mr. Horse

      Kyle Shanahan the Super Genius seems to be over though.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Tom who?

  • 12alegend4ever

    A little Auld Lang Syne from the FaceBook NFCN account…

    NFC North Discussion
    July 29, 2013 ·
    Coach Leslie Frazier has been impressed with first-round WR Cordarrelle Patterson through the early days of Vikings camp.
    “If you were going to put together a receiver, he would look like Cordarrelle,” Frazier said. “He has the vertical speed to get behind defensive backs. That won’t be an issue. That’s going to give us a dimension we didn’t have a year ago.” Frazier also believes Patterson is “hungry” and “maturing” after questions about his character and on-the-field maturity dogged him in the run up to the draft. A raw prospect, Patterson’s touches may have to be manufactured as a rookie, but we don’t doubt he’ll make something of them.
    Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune Jul 29 – 10:47 AM

    • 12alegend4ever

      That’s why Leslie is now a defensive coordinator with the Bills.

      • Mr. Horse

        But Rick Spielman, who moved up into the 1st round to take him, is still a Super Genius.

    • Bartz

      What you want is a guy with the body of Randy Moss, but the brain of Jerry Rice.

  • Bartz
  • 12alegend4ever

    I guess that extra “footage” BB got showing lips being read came in real handy in the second half, eh?

    • 12alegend4ever

      And don’t even try to convince me that BB wouldn’t be above such tactics.

  • URANIDIOT

    Disqus is dope

    • 12alegend4ever

      Your comment did not even show up until I did a refresh by “newest”. These sorts are out of sort.

      • Mr. Horse

        Leave it set at Newest, setting is remembered, problem is gone.

        • 12alegend4ever

          I did and when I refreshed it, your reply appeared. There must be something else I am missing. Sorry…

          • Mr. Horse

            Try using a different browser? Because this isn’t happening for me.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Lanzo just likes that he can “not like” a comment. Taking bets at this window.

    At least edits can happen after five minutes.

  • Mr. Horse
    • 12alegend4ever

      While I can admire that politics can be as equally disgusting as a topic, I don’t want this blog to degenerate into what happens at SKA all the time between the bleeding heart liberals and the Nazi conservatives.

      • Mr. Horse

        I don’t think that’s happening here. Sorry you missed the humor.

        • 12alegend4ever

          I just know Ancient bemoans the fact that SKA is loaded full of politics, and wishes their bloggers would save the politics for the news sites. I did figure out your point and saw it was good. :>)

          • Mr. Horse

            SKA is loaded with mom’s basement types who want to play
            A >>>>>>>>>>>> B which is why I go there almost never.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Win $500 in Packers gear!

    https://wyng.com/campaign/822591

  • Brew_City

    Fucking New England

  • R8Rnation

    Football is dead to me

  • R8Rnation

    How do you guys feel about golf?

    • Brew_City

      it’s the god damned devil

      • R8Rnation

        I love golf!

    • 12alegend4ever

      Golf is a great game! When I play, I use the whole course, left and right as well as front and back. I figure that’s how I can get my money’s worth.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Take long walks through the woods. Get bit by all sorts of bugs. Find free balls. It’s all good.

  • 12alegend4ever

    And the very best part of golf is telling all the lies you can, while sipping on an adult beverage at the 19th hole.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I’ve been known to ask before a golf round: “I don’t care about how long it is. How wide is it?

    • Brew_City

      That’s what she said

      • R8Rnation

        This is accurate

  • warvette

    golf is for faggots. pi loves golf/

    • 12alegend4ever

      Wearing purple knickers, striped socks and a green cardigan sweater does not make you gaye. It just announces that you are so.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Still upset over how the Fal-coons pissed away a SB win?

      • warvette

        failclowns. no, I’m more upset i missed everything after the two minute warning. damn dvr, the patriots were down by 8, next thing i know “well, that was a comeback for the ages!!”

        • 12alegend4ever

          I have learned the hard way myself. Often the game is re-aired later on in the wee hours. Then I record again and tack on an hour and a half, “just to be sure”.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Ironic the Lions march to the bottom of the NFCN begins on SB Sunday with Brandon Pettigrew getting nailed for disorderly conduct. Perhaps this is the year Detroit will lead the league in crimes and misdemeanors?
    Well, everyone has to be good at something, right?

  • warvette

    jordy voted for McCain/Palin

    • Bartz

      So?

      • warvette

        you came here to say “so”? nice to see you again.

        • Bartz

          Same!

      • R8Rnation

        It would be nice if working class people prioritized elected officials who have their best interests in mind

        • warvette

          no shit. but when they only got their grade 10, it’s easy to trick them

  • Pi

    Timmy Brady is the greatest eva!

    • R8Rnation

      Shut your trap

    • warvette

      NO. greatest ever means best at quarterbacking, not how many times you can cheat your way to titles

  • Bartz

    I golf R8r, I’m just not good at it.

  • warvette

    pi, you’re the only mod? i can’t wait for gravy to come here so i can tell him to go impregnate his own butthole without him banning me

    • Pi

      I’m punch drunk on maple power.

      • 12alegend4ever

        So that’s why everything’s a mess. I should have known.

    • Mark Gormley

      Or maybe you could just layoff your fake tough guy schtick for a bit?

  • warvette
  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, I hear golf tees are 3.14 inches long. Coincidence? I don’t think so!

    • warvette

      it’s so golfers aren’t self conscious about the tee being bigger than their little weewees

  • Mr. Horse

    I found 87’s missing handheld.
    http://i.imgur.com/0clxvwWl.png

    • 12alegend4ever

      DOH

  • warvette

    anybody want first crack at a Super Bowl game-worn jersey from the winning qb? if nobody here wants it, it’s going on ebay tomorrow..

  • Jordy87_87

    Yes I voted McCain.
    And what did Obama do for me…
    Oh ya nothing.
    So frigg off.

  • warvette

    John Fox has instead stumbled to a worse record (.281 win percentage) than predecessor Marc Trestman (.406).

    • Jordy87_87

      Fuck I had to upvote you.

      • Mark Gormley

        Should I downvote him to offset?

      • Mr. Horse

        Take it back.

    • Mr. Horse

      A John Fox team has been to the Super Bowl more recently than a Mike McCarthy coached team, you knob.

      • warvette

        and lost.

        • Mr. Horse

          So. How did Trestman’s SB team do?

          • warvette

            ? they’re both fucking losers

          • Mr. Horse

            Fox has taken 2 teams to SBs. Your comment, comparing Trestman and Fox’s winning percentage as HC of the Bears only is a perfect illustration of the height of fan lunacy. Maybe you could get away with the pompoms better at SKA.

  • Mark Gormley

    Wow. Disqus is even worse on my phone. Thanks again, Lanzo.

  • JoeNo

    People were attacking lady gaga for her gut. Those people disgust me, if you’re going to attack her, attack her for her shitty music.

  • Brew_City
  • Mark Gormley

    Lanzo upvoting his own comments.

  • warvette

    do you former mods feel naked, weak, and vulnerable without your superpowers? kind’ve like when Superman gave up being Superman for that painted skullbone bitch and got his ass kicked in the diner? HA HA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ruZfBMowQ

    • Mark Gormley

      This is some weak shit, Lanzo. I’m embarrassed for you.

  • Mr. Horse

    Waiver period: Feb 6-Feb 11.
    February 28-March 6: Combine
    March 1: Last day for designating franchise & transition tags.
    March 7-March 9: UFA cheating period
    March 9: 1st day of the 2017 NFL year. Free agency starts at 4pm EST.

  • Jordy87_87

    Yo

  • Jordy87_87

    Wtf is wrong with people calling lady gaga fat?!?!?!

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pi

    Gormley, how do your Jew caps not fall off?

    • Mark Gormley

      I could tell you, but then I’d have to charge you a consultation fee.

      • Pi

        Why does your post have fine print?

        • Mark Gormley

          I would tell you, but it’ll be in additional fine print.

  • Pi

    Why aren’t you lowly faggots self-liking?

  • Bartz

    I think disqus took a shit

  • Jordy87_87

    Alec Baldwin has gone from funny to mean.

  • Jordy87_87

    Since 2006 the AFCE has only had 3 teams ( 2 jets 1 dolphins ) go to a play off game.
    What a sad division how are they so good

    • Mark Gormley

      With the exception of Kraft in NE, the AFCE suffers from bad ownership.

    • warvette

      fucking patriots get at least 6 guaranteed division wins every year. they’ve parlayed that into home field advantage a lot of times.

      • warvette

  • warvette

    ok, since 2001 when they realigned the divisions, the patriots have a division record of 77-22, and have won the division 14 of the 16 years. that’s fucking stupid. way to go, Jillphins. (jets, bills, dolphins)

  • Mark Gormley

    Want to see an even sadder stat?
    http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4409923/byteam2.png

    • warvette

      SIGN ALL THE FREE AGENTS!!!

      • Mark Gormley

        They’ve had the most success when trading for former 49ers QBs.

        • warvette

          this only goes up to 2013, so the chefs are still at 2 probably, and seattle has gone up

  • Jordy87_87

    Fart

  • warvette

    jordy’s favorite sex act is called the Columbine High. he and a friend go into a school, shoot their loads into a bunch of kids, and then finish each other off.

    • JoeNo

      That was distasteful.

      • warvette

        and redundant. if they’ve shot their loads already, how do they finish each other off?

  • warvette
    • JoeNo

      Don’t let Gormley see this, he sees Islam as a religion of peace

      • Mark Gormley

        Judging an entire group of people off of a few bad actors would be like someone coming on here and assuming we’re all a bunch of Lanzos.

  • R8Rnation

    Wow. I might be getting too old to drink till 2am on a school night. Wtffff my life is OVER.

    • Mark Gormley

      You could always follow Pi’s lead by doing a shit ton of drugs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Now we know why Trump hates Mexicans…
    https://twitter.com/PimpBillClinton/status/828809157310570497

    • JoeNo

      Looks like PI is going to Mexico

  • warvette

    I’m going down to Florida. gonna bowl me a perfect game. but not before spending a week in Texas for some reason. fuckin A

    • Mark Gormley

      Just because Pi goes to Florida to hook up with ladyboys doesn’t mean you need to do the same.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, The main reason why people are self-liking themselves is because they didn’t read the instructions that weren’t supplied.

  • Pi

    The Lions were jobbed of another Super Bowl.

    • Mr. Horse

      50 Year Special Achievement Quest: Completed

      • Pi

        You’re a mod again now that I figured it out.

  • Pi

    Disqus has restricted words. I’m gonna add “NFCN” for old time sake.

    • Pi

      And “Packers” and “Green Bay” to improve the quality of comments.

  • Pi

    The conference I just spoke at had Joe Montana as the keynote speaker.

  • Jordy87_87

    I need a like.

    • Pi

      You’re a mod now too. You may have to log out and back in to see it.

  • Pi

    I’m only doing 4 mods for now – Me, Horse, Jordy, and that Jew Fag.

  • Mark Gormley

    That was Joe Mantegna, Pi.

  • 12alegend4ever

    A mod by any other name would still smell as bad.

    • Mark Gormley

      We must remain vigilant against the ever present threat posed by Lanzo.

  • Mr. Horse

    Get the spambot out of the damn feed, Pi.
    Taydolf Swiftler Retweeted
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    Our charcoal masks remove blackheads for smooth skin! 😇

    FREE SHIPPING & 50% off sale ends soon! 🔥

    Get yours here:
    http://i.imgur.com/Xr6TTyEl.png

    • Pi

      What’s the @ handle or profile URL?

      • Mr. Horse

        @TaydoIfSwiftIer

        • Pi

          Bitch is deader than a Packers defense.

  • Pi

    Horse I’m all for you making the Twitter feed cool as fuck. If I give you the password, do you want to manage it?

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Does it work on Lanzo spam?

      • Mark Gormley

        Excellent question.

    • Mr. Horse

      No. I’d rather pick on you.

      • 12alegend4ever

        So you are not the cook but ever ready to stir the pot?

      • Pi

        We’re on the same page.
        *Hoof pound.*

        • 12alegend4ever

          I thought you did that to count???

  • Brew_City

    boats n hoes

  • Alias Number One™

    Go away for a few days and come back to this?

    • Brew_City

      this is your fault

    • JoeNo

      Mosley complained it wasn’t gay enough in here

  • Alias Number One™

    Dafuq?

  • warvette

    i quit. fuck you pi.

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you leaving forever again?

      Edit: My phone originally corrected to “leaning”.

      • warvette

        yep!

  • hawkshaw

    studies show three out of four moderators are gay

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s some bullshit science. We all know that it’s 100%.

      • hawkshaw

        studies also show horses cannot be gay

        • Mark Gormley

          Mr. Ed was a Hollywood liberal, bro. Do I have to spell it out for you?

    • Pi

      I told you I was the only hetero here.

  • warvette
  • Mark Gormley

    Don’t go to the new post. It’s just Lanzo throwing a tantrum because his Jags sucked last season.

    • warvette

      don’t be a mod.

  • Alias Number One™

    Fuck!

    • warvette

      yeah shit kinda died in here when pi made mods, huh?

    • Mark Gormley

      Maybe later?

  • 12alegend4ever

    You’ll never guess who showed up scratching SKA’s back door.

    • Mark Gormley

      The Jews?

      • warvette

        hey gormley edit my comment for me, will ya?

        • Mark Gormley

          I don’t think I can from my phone. But I haven’t tried either.

          • Brew_City

            yet

  • Mark Gormley

    So who is actually the biggest pothead on here?

    • 12alegend4ever

      I used to be, but that was years ago.

      • 12alegend4ever

        My slogan was “A day without pot is like a day without sunshine”.

    • Brew_City

      How dare you

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m a bomb thrower.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I think I now understand why Warv lives in Oregon and away from society.

    • 12alegend4ever

      He seems to gravitate to the foulest behavior, worst language and sexual depravity he can find. So it is partly our fault for being so appealing.

      • warvette

        this is true. it’s especially sweet when i can manage piss off everyone at the same time.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Warv, you don’t piss me off. I studied Psychology for 2.5 years and almost became one. I look at you as a specimen. LOL

  • Pi

    Jesus fuck you all smell like scum to me.

    • Joe No

      Mosley sure does, o you said (s)cum

    • 12alegend4ever

      Maybe it was my specimen comment I made to Warv.

    • Mark Gormley

      Do you kiss Celine Dion with that mouth?

  • 12alegend4ever

    Warv and Pineapple are having a ball kissing each other’s arses. It’s like a reunion at rehab.

  • Brew_City

    Field Yates ‏@FieldYates 10s10 seconds ago
    More
    Source: the Packers have cut RB James Starks (non-football injury designation).

    • 12alegend4ever

      Sounds like TT will add a couple RBs to his shopping list, what with Starks cut and Lacy a FA.

  • Mark Gormley

    Poop.

  • Brew_City

    Adam SchefterVerified account
    ‏@AdamSchefter

    Following
    More
    Former Packers RB James Starks was scheduled to make $3 million in 2017. Wouldn’t be a surprise to see GB bring him back at lower number.

    • Brew_City

      I’d be salty to say the least

      • Mark Gormley

        I really don’t understand how he’s lasted as long as he has.

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s worse than the Kellen Moore-Detroit Lions situation.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Has only played in 76 game over 11 years. That’s a lot of bench time.

  • Jordy87_87

    Starks gone

    • 12alegend4ever

      Yeah he heard Warv was leaving so it was time.

      • Mark Gormley

        Classic Lanzo…

  • 12alegend4ever

    Elliott rushed 322 times last year. Starks rushed 618 times in his whole career.

    • Joe No

      Starks would be in a full body cast with that many attempts

  • 12alegend4ever

    What’s with Pi and Brew dangling their dicks over at SKA?

  • Pi
    • 12alegend4ever

      Is that cuts you hair or cuts your mare?

    • Mark Gormley

      Jewdas?

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pi, Did you hop over to SKA to slow down Warv? Did I read that right?

    • Mark Gormley

      What are they talking about?

  • Jordy87_87

    The Browns have released QB Josh McCown and CB Tramon Williams.

    • JoeNo

      Theres a veteran corner for Gormley and Horse to get excited about

      • Mark Gormley

        Because Tramon Williams and Charles Woodson are totally the same.

        • JoeNo

          What Woodson quality FA are you expecting? Or I should say who.

          • Mark Gormley

            Not sure there is a Woodson out there right now, but he certainly had a lot left in the tank when the Packers signed him. Tramon looked like he was falling off during his final season as a Packer.

          • Jordy87_87

            Agreed should of kept woodson. Nice to have a vet around

  • 12alegend4ever

    Patriot fans trolling Goodell with clown-faced T-shirts.
    As in the manner of Teddy Roosevelt…Bully!

    • JoeNo

      All he did was make an example out of a cheater, whats the big deal?

  • Jordy87_87

    Since kurt warner was on the packers PSquad. Can we include him in packers in the HOF so the bears go away

  • Jordy87_87

    Ok either way kurt warner is in HOF.
    And Rodgers still has gas in his tank AND has better stats already then kurt…..pee pee poo poo

  • Mark Gormley

    I don’t think Kurt Warner should be in the HoF.

    • Jordy87_87

      Cinderella story go figure

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. The flipside of the coin as to why TO isn’t in.

        • Jordy87_87

          I don’t care about him. He is a weiner face and I hope he never gets in.

          • Mark Gormley

            It’s not the Hall of Fame for choir boy football players. Just look at OJ Simpson.

            [Rimshot.]

          • Jordy87_87

            I just don’t like TO at all.
            It would be like if jay Cutler was good…I wouldn’t want him in there still.

          • Mark Gormley

            TO is a prime example of what happens to someone who has lots of money and a personality disorder: People around him don’t get him the help he needs because he’s giving them money just to be around him because he needs to feel loved and valued. Then they bolt after they have leached the last dollar he has and he is left to ponder how he fucked everything up. But one of the best WRs ever to play the game. Just a headcase who couldn’t get out of his own way.

          • Jordy87_87

            Jordy is better.

  • Jordy87_87

    I’m gonna rub rotten crotch on lanzos face

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Are you trying to make the Massholes mad, Horse?

      • Mr. Horse
        • Mark Gormley

          You’re not supposed to bring up the fact that Mark Wahlberg once beat the shit out of an Asian guy.

  • Jordy87_87

    PEN15 CLUB

  • Matt

    Hi?

    • Mark Gormley

      Matt who? I’m going to need to see your license and registration, please.

      • Matt

        Fucking jews

        • Mark Gormley

          My mistake. Right this way, Mr. Bannon.

  • Matt

    Took me two day to find this

    • JoeNo

      Took you 10 years for other things
      -Mrs Mosley

  • Jordy87_87

    Just want to say my credit went from very poor to poor.
    So I’m getting better and closer to Gormley

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Why won’t it save my avatar

    • Mark Gormley

      Fucking Jews.

  • Jordy87_87

    Went from shit 330s 5 years ago to the higher 500s as of today I’ve never been out of the *very poor* credit numbee lines. Until today

    • Mr. Horse

      My credit is “Very Good” after being No Report, lower than cumstained shit, and nonexistent (a motherfucker told a cc company that I was deceased).
      All it gets me is more credit cards.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s why Trump wants to repeal Dodd-Frank. You need several high interest rate mortgages.

  • Mark Gormley

    Convention-Goer Removes Name Tag, Vanishes Back Into World Of Anonymous Hilton Orlando Guests https://t.co/FkEGN2SP1N pic.twitter.com/Lf04TbQ3QY— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 8, 2017

    • Mark Gormley

      This must be about Pi.

  • Jordy87_87

    On chaturbate.
    Thought that’s a big dil…..oh god that’s a weiner hanging down.

  • Mark Gormley

    “Mr. Horse,

    Congratulations! Our records show that you are prequalified for up to 13 offers for up to $45,000 of auto financing.”

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      The national anthem will be officially changed to Fuck Donald Trump on Presidents’ Day, 2017.

  • hawkshaw

    make me a mod ,how much trouble can a drunk indian start anyway

    • Mark Gormley

      Mods can’t really do shit on Disqus.

      • hawkshaw

        what, you guys can,t edit posts

        • Mr. Horse

          No, and we can’t feature anything either. Pi is a fascist.

          • Mark Gormley

            But it still made Lanzo lose his mind.

          • hawkshaw

            can you make fake mod tags

          • Mr. Horse
          • hawkshaw

            what the hell is it

          • Mr. Horse

            Mediterranean oregano. But don’t tell Pi.

  • Pi