Packers Season Preview

The following is a true story.

This is the timeline for the future Packers upcoming season.

Offseason begins:

  • Packers get a B+ in free agency for resigning one player.
  • New players are for gays and Jews. Ted is like Gormley, too smart to waste money.
  • Fans rejoice and koolaid drinking begins.

NFL Draft:

  • Media analysis: “Ted Thompson is one of the greatest for a reason. The players he drafts fart magic sprinkles and don’t take smelly shits.” Overall grade A+++++.
  • Koolaid more potent.

Preseason:

  • First power rankings are released. Packers are somewhere in the top 3. Even before rosters are finalized.
  • Koolaid reaches dangerous levels.

Regular season begins:

  • Winning streak happens. “We’re the greatest ever.” Super Bowl planning begins.
  • Lose two in a row. “Fire all the players, coaches, and everyone not named Aaron.”
  • Injuries happen. “We’re the only team that gets injured every year.”

Results:

  • Limp into playoffs with deeply flawed team.
  • Super Bowl planning at full speed ahead.
  • Koolaid is fermented gold.

Playoffs:

  • Win one game. “I can’t see how we can lose to [list of other teams in playoffs]. Maybe New England might be able to keep it within two scores.”
  • Koolaid reaches peak levels.
  • One week later, Packers are loses. Fucken’ Mosley.
  • Apparently you need to stop the other team to win games in the playoffs. Who knew?

Blame Game Ensues:

  • Brew has spent weeks writing checks his ass can’t cash.
  • Pitchfork and torches are used to decide which players and coaches are to burn first.
  • Pi consoles for a few weeks with boob gifs.
  • Packers fans eventually come to terms with their gayness.
  • Pi begins trolling again.

Repeat next year from the top.

  • Joe No

    This smells of a warvette post. And by that i mean i didnt read anything

  • Mark Gormley

    Abdul’s Canoes might miss all of 2017.

    • Brew_City

      english mother fucker

  • Pi

    Greatest article ever. I’m glad you didn’t read it.

  • Bartz

    My favorite part “Pi consoles for a few weeks with boob gifs.”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s going to move to Houston so that he can hang out with Lance Beckmann.

  • R8Rnation

    What’s up bitches

    • Bartz

      Me up your whoha ( Sorry just really felt like saying that. I apologize for the sexual harassment )

    • Mark Gormley

      Hey! That’s very insensitive.

  • R8Rnation

    Bartzy!

  • R8Rnation

    I’m at the nail salon

  • R8Rnation

    It’s freaking packed. Don’t people work?

    • Mark Gormley

      According to Trump, unemployment is at something like 50%.

      • Bartz

        You are listening to fake news

        • R8Rnation

          Trump says whatever he wants. Reality is a non issue.

  • Bartz

    The people doing your nails are working!

    • R8Rnation

      That’s a good point.

    • Mark Gormley

      A lot of nail salon employees don’t even make minimum wage. Fun fact!

      • Bartz

        99% of facts are made up on the spot.

        • Bartz

          Besides r8r tips well

          • R8Rnation

            Who knows who keeps the tip though

          • Mark Gormley

            Therein lies the rub.

          • Bartz

            Stick it in her pocket

          • Mark Gormley

            They often time get fleeced on the cost of “renting” a chair.

          • R8Rnation

            It’s a him and i only have a card

  • R8Rnation

    I’m just taking a break. I am going bacl to work after.

  • R8Rnation

    Pi came to visit me Bartzy. When are you comimg?

    • Mark Gormley

      You should take him to Whataburger.

    • Bartz

      I do have 30,000 frequent flyer miles. That’s probably a free trip if you pick me up at the airport!

      • R8Rnation

        Ok!

  • Mark Gormley

    I’ve got a hair appointment tomorrow and then I’m meeting with my tattoo artist to brainstorm ideas for my next sleeve project.

  • Bartz

    I read in New York that they cleaned up the nail salon industry.

    • Mark Gormley

      Fucking libtards.

      • Mark Gormley

        But I would imagine the “problem” still persists in such wonderful states as Florida.

        • Bartz

          Florida cleaned up as well.

  • Alias Number One™

    >Lions Season Preview<
    *Preseason Champs
    *Go Red Wings

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      I’m happy to be wrong then.

  • K.

    French toast sounds good, bruh

  • K.

    I’m gonna be in Chicago this weekend and 87 turned me down.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pubes.

    • K.

      i like pubes too

  • K.

    Do people own toasters these days? i don’t but probably will get one

    • Bartz

      yes, I like BLTs

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I own a toaster not a microwave

      • K.

        We barely use our microwave to be honest.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ill be in community service. Reesy peeces.

    • K.

      For what? You on probation or something?

      • Pi

        Indecent exposure.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I … Got a DUI…..

  • Pi

    Community service in Chicago is cleaning up bodies.

  • Pi

    Horse, come troll my “article”.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Rabbit. Carrots and onions…mashed turnip and cauliflower…and barvarian mustard

    • Pi

      Looks like slop.

    • JoeNo

      Why do all of your pictures look like they are from the camera that recorded JFK’s assassination?

    • Mr. Horse

      What was the bunny’s name?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Cuz joe I’m not a girl and care about my camera on my PHONE

    • JoeNo

      You were the 2nd shooter weren’t you?

  • Mark Gormley

    Good evening, you poor fucks.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fart

    • Mark Gormley

      In Pi’s mouth?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        As long as it won’t get into the ozone layer. Ya dig.

        • Mark Gormley

          I do indeed dig. Also, it’s wise because Canada actual cares about greenhouse gas emissions and the faggy environment, so maybe they’ll have a way to absorb the methane if Pi accidentally burps or something.

    • R8Rnation

      Omg hi

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Yo yo

        • R8Rnation

          Where have you been all day? I still have to go to the gym *cries*

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Just pussy footing around.

          • R8Rnation

            I like that

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Gym it up nigga

  • R8Rnation

    Everyone give me money for my fundraiser

    • Pussyfooting 87

      To…buy a ring to propose to pie

      • R8Rnation

        I don’t think he’s the traditional type

    • Mark Gormley

      Do I need to select “yes” for the fees thing? I am using a CC.

      • R8Rnation

        No, you don’t and you are my favorite

  • R8Rnation

    Yordy, you can donate low fat recipes instead of cash money. EVERYONE ELSE THO. *side eye*

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol

      • Pussyfooting 87

        And I got al9t of em

        • R8Rnation

          Keep em coming. I’ll do the grocery on Sunday

  • Mark Gormley

    Done! It’s so stupid that sites like these have to explicitly state that there are no refunds.

    • Mark Gormley

      I got an email from the crowd sourcing site a classmate of mine had used to help raise money to cover the costs of a search and rescue effort in Japan for another classmate of mine had gone missing while skiing where he explained that there were no refunds.

    • R8Rnation

      YOU ARE SO GREAT!!!

      • Mark Gormley

        I believe in your cause. Protecting workers is a great thing.

        • R8Rnation

          *blushes*

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Donate money to my cause
    Its to loose weight. And get a gym membership.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol even tho we weighed in yesterday…we all wanted to double check again today. And as of now I’m in the lead. I weighed in 3lbs less.
    Everyone else’s was the same

    • JoeNo

      Probably due to your morning poop

      • R8Rnation

        I am accepting donations for my fundraiser. Please send me your bank account number.

        • JoeNo

          All of my money goes to cigarettes and hookers, let me know if you wanna deal.

    • R8Rnation

      Wtf in two weeks I’ve only lost 3 oz

      • JoeNo

        I stopped drinking soda like 3 weeks ago and lost 10 pounds. Even eating more.

        • R8Rnation

          I HAVEN’T HAD SODA IN 3 YEARS

          • JoeNo

            I could drink a 2 liter with lunch.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I could swim in a bath tub of coca cola.
            But only on special occasions will I have a bottle of coke.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        My ephedra apparently is working. I barely even have an appitete.
        Since I’ve started taking em I went fro. 1900 calories a day….to I’m full at almost 1200

        • Pussyfooting 87

          I eat half my lunch now at work and its more of forcing myself to even eat

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m watching the heartbreak kid.
    Idk why but I found out its a *Rom com* so it sounds like something pie would like.

    • R8Rnation

      Worst kind of movie ever

  • R8Rnation

    OH EXCEPT MUSICALS

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Grease is gay

    • JoeNo

      My favorite musicals are the ones where no one sings and Arnold tries to kill the predator.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        ****owns several copies of gone with the wind ^^^^

        • JoeNo

          Is that the one with the nazis?

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I’m not sure.

    • Mark Gormley

      Hahaha.

      • Mark Gormley

        But, you are right: Movie adaptations of musicals are generally lousy–even for those of us that don’t mind musicals.

  • R8Rnation

    Hmm better series: alien or mad max?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Death

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/7lCKT2O.gif[/img]

    • JoeNo

      Old aliens> old mad max
      New mad max > new aliens

      • R8Rnation

        You have to PICK

        • JoeNo

          I did, new mad max was amazing, but Aliens is one of the best scifi movies ever made

          • R8Rnation

            That’s not picking. A series is a series. You have to weigh the good and the bad from both old and new.

          • JoeNo

            You don’t own me!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I like balls.

    • Mark Gormley

      Who doesn’t?

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

  • JoeNo

    Mad Max really had no plot, but it was amazing to watch. Plus I have a thing for Charlize Theron
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/V0t37FR.gif[/img]

  • Hooza

    Who else is excited for Romowatch 2017?

    • Hooza

      Where will he go? Denver, Minnesota, fuck himself?

      • JoeNo

        I’m guessing an intensive care unit.

        • Mark Gormley

          Winner.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

  • Brew_City

    Friday high day

  • Pi

    Good morning fuck butts.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Friday community service woo

    • Pi

      What do you have to do?

      • Bartz

        Lick clean politician asses.

  • Pi

    Community service by Jordy.
    http://i.imgur.com/ZmkRqI9.jpg?1

  • Mr. Horse

    I’ll take Sports Beat Writers Who Are White for $1,000, Alex
    http://deadspin.com/columnist-suggests-adrian-peterson-hit-his-kid-because-1792924747

    • Mr. Horse

      Not a good look, Pete.

      • Brew_City

        how did that get past the editor?

        • Mr. Horse

          Guessing the ed is also white

  • Pi
  • hawkshaw

    just logged in to say ,this is my only sober post of the day

    • Pi

      Sorry to hear that. No one should have to go through life sober.

    • Joe No

      Theres a first time for everything

  • Bartz

    Was that an oreo with white or chocolate filling?

    • Alias Number One™

      Couscous

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Maaaaaaan

  • Pi

    Nam.

    • Pi

      aste

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I got tacos and didn’t eat the tortillas.

  • Joe No

    Waiting for the draft is more boring than reading r8rs twilight fan fiction

    • Mark Gormley

      Do you like Huey Lewis & The News, Joe?

      • Joe No

        Only when christian bale is american pshycoing around.

        • Mark Gormley

          I watched that film with the GF last weekend and she did not like it.

          • Joe No

            She has poor taste. First she dislikes a great dark comedy and then she dates you =0

          • Mark Gormley

            Damn…

          • Joe No

            I wanted to insult PI but i didnt have a lead in

  • Mark Gormley

    It’s hip to hate Pi.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse

    Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter ===>
    North Carolina QB Mitch Trubisky has asked to be referred to as Mitchell.

    http://i.imgur.com/41xxWmKl.png

    • Brew_City

      Also he would prefer you not make harsh comments about his man scarf collection

    • Mark Gormley

      We need a new mock to see how this affects his stock.

  • Brew_City

    anyone else see Dougherty’s slave shit about AP. Lmao

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew, make work go faster. This is lamer than Trump’s brain.

    • Brew_City

      It’s bowl 30 in T-minus 3 minutes

    • hawkshaw

      just gonna go make my third bloody mary

      • Mr. Horse

        Warpath Friday Night

        • hawkshaw

          you betcha

  • Mark Gormley

    Anyone have a book suggestion? Need a new crop of audiobooks for my awful commutes.

    • Mr. Horse

      Moby Dick

    • hawkshaw

      fifty shades of homo

    • Pussyfooting 87

      The satanic bible.

  • hawkshaw

    buddy gave me some perch ,not enuf ,so i went bought some more ,yikes 13 dolla for ten ounces of lake perch

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Jesus Christ. Its like 5.99lb here..

      • hawkshaw

        that might be ocean perch ,lot different then lake perch

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Pretty sure lake perch. Ill check tomorrow.

    • Mr. Horse

      WTF. A: never liked it all that much B: WTF????

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Nigga perch is dope.

        • Mr. Horse

          Your reference must be McFish.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Used to catch alot of perch from lake Michigan and eat it

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup

  • Mark Gormley

    Buncha philistines on here.

    • Mr. Horse

      I’m calling Jesus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I like orange roughy.
    But fresh wAter fish > ocean fish

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Catfish. Walleye. Perch. Salmon. Rock bass. Crappie. Mmmmmmmmmm

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m watching wolves hunt.
    This one wolf just bit some elks asshole. And latched on.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Foo a mcfish is Pollack and well poop

    • Mr. Horse

      and close to tasteless, like 3 day old lake perch u buy at a market

      • hawkshaw

        hey

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I like just gutting them and stuffing with butter and seasonings wrap in tin foil throw in fire for a bit.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Hawkshaw is it ok if I shower bro

    • hawkshaw

      sure ,but wash yer asshole this time

  • Mr. Horse

    Ocean fish you buy at Dominick’s in Chicago at is like pussy you eat after 3 days with no shower.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I don’t go to Dominick they closed down OK

      • Mr. Horse

        Dominick’s was probably better.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    just scored a new fillet knive of ebay

  • hawkshaw

    good fillet knive works great foe deboning deer also

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Yo hoho

    • Mark Gormley

      How does it work on Lanzos?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Yo7being wanna eat that

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m asking for Pi.

  • Pi

    Vegan chili with roasted beet salad. Come at me bros.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Balls. With more balls.

    • Mr. Horse

      What in the fuck is vegan chili? A faggot term for no meat?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Its some soy beans in water.

      • Mark Gormley

        Beans, beans, and more beans served with a mushroom and tomato sauce.

        • Mr. Horse

          So, meatless chili unless you need confirmation that you’re a morally superior faggot.

          • Mark Gormley

            It comes with a side of his own farts.

    • hawkshaw

      are you at least man enuf to have a moosehead with that forage

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I like *deangelo Henderson*

    • hawkshaw

      homo

  • hawkshaw

    keystone and blackberry you oddly pale people

  • hawkshaw

    vintage buck 123 lakemate fillet knife , new never used 25 bucks

    • hawkshaw

      a steal

  • Mr. Horse

    This is Donald Trump and his daughter.
    http://i.imgur.com/XRaMSNDl.png

  • hawkshaw

    race war ,deplorables vs the tree hugging left

    • hawkshaw

      gun toting middle america vs the anti gun coastlines

      • Mr. Horse

        Drunkness Quest: ACHIEVED

        • hawkshaw

          don’t you live on a coastline state horse

          • Mr. Horse

            Yeah. Also KY and WI. Georgia, South Carolina and Virginia are not “anti gun”. Virginia stretches farther west than Detroit. Keep drinking.

          • hawkshaw

            stomps hoof

  • Pi

    But I am a morally superior faggot.

  • hawkshaw

    pi outbid me for ivankas used panties

  • hawkshaw

    pi come to central wisky ,can teach you how to dress road kill deer

    • Pi

      Sounds a bit rapey. I’m in.

      • hawkshaw

        you would fit right in at the local meth ,herion rock n roll bar

        • hawkshaw

          might want to lose the pink sweaters and strerch pants thou

  • hawkshaw

    invite jordy up ,nobody speaks ghetto around here

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Holy fuck.
    I didn’t know steve smith was 5 foot 9…and HIS HANDS are abnormally big. THEY ARE LIKE THR SIZE OF HIS THIGH.

    • hawkshaw

      homo

  • hawkshaw

    earl cambell had 38 in thights

    • hawkshaw

      i have a 32 in waist

  • hawkshaw

    enchiladas

  • hawkshaw

    WTF, does gormly have a two hour drive home

    • Pussyfooting 87

      He lives in Seattle and works in suckapoos

      • hawkshaw

        with a stop at harbor house bathouse in between

  • hawkshaw

    canadians have protruding buttocks

  • hawkshaw

    armenian bathhouse

    • hawkshaw

      till hair clogs every drain

  • hawkshaw

    would think a steam room would melt the igloo

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    lions preview is easy saggy breasts ,draft losers , hype train ,preseason champs ,back to normal

  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      our man of style

      • hawkshaw

        james bond of fap

        • Pussyfooting 87

          LOL

  • Pussyfooting 87

    American citizen has duis and such – criminal.
    Illegall immigrant gets deported because of dui- its wrong

    Fucking snow flakes.

    • Mr. Horse

      STFU, Trumpster.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lol if you are in another country illegally and break a law. They clown on your ass.
        So I’m not surprised or *feel remorse*
        Laws are laws hombre.

        • Mr. Horse

          Ja wohl, the refuge of an authoritarian simpleton tool. U better than this.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Negatory coolio. Its the truth hombre.

          • Mr. Horse

            I don’t believe it. U better than this.

  • hawkshaw

    where has that morman six wife gravy been

    • Pi

      Gravy on Facebook.
      “on my way…”

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Other. News.
    A woman reapplying for legal status is now detained. Her arrest came moments after she gave an immigration speech. CNN’s Nick Valencia reports.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Give a speech about breaking a law.
    And are arrested no one cares and or is happy.
    Give a speech about being here illegally.
    Get arrested. The country is in arms.

    Suck it.

  • gravy_t

    STFU Hawk or I’ll scalp your balls

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie stay out of here.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I hope pie gets detained next time he comes here

  • Pi

    Who doesn’t enjoy a freshly shaved scrotum?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Me it chafs

      • hawkshaw

        fucking hobbits

  • gravy_t

    Mother-in-law is in town so I’m gonna make them some dinner and let them watch whatever they want on tv so that they leave me the fuck alone while I drink

    • hawkshaw

      bourban

      • gravy_t

        Yup, Even Williams

    • Pi

      I’d hit it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Suck my nipple GRAVY

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    would hate to hear a pubic hair affected yer eyesight squint

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Nice purple backpack. Friend.

  • hawkshaw

    i let my women debone der

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      Choose the lesser of the evil people, and the devil still gon’ win
      It could all be over tomorrow, kill our masters and start again
      But we know we all afraid, so we just simply cry and march again

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I wish someone would of banned the harry potter books…

  • hawkshaw

    campfire ,bourban ,hairy morman woman

    • hawkshaw

      native herb ,mushroom ,second hairy morman women

      • hawkshaw

        native mushrooms and onions wild caught trout ,third hairy morman women

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Bird poo. Is cool.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie don’t die
    Soy nut butter recalled; 6 hospitalized

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Costco membership fees are going up

    • hawkshaw

      homo

  • hawkshaw

    gravy also likes buck tooth amish

  • hawkshaw

    pale people have no values ,unless it is abusing other people

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s called conservatism, you communist injun.

  • hawkshaw

    white people have been conditioned for this for 2,00 years

    • Mark Gormley

      The earth is only 7,000 years old, Hawk. And it’s flat.

  • hawkshaw

    white people just can’t understand that there are intelligent brown races

    • Mark Gormley

      We’re not all like Rep. Steve King.

  • hawkshaw

    i would not invite a ms6 gang member into ny house ,a stupid liberal might

  • hawkshaw

    talk is cheap invite a illlegal to share your food and wife

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Jets GM willing to trade every draft pick lol

  • hawkshaw

    now you shit heads may ask ,my son married a legal mexican immigrant ,i have two grandsons that are part mexican ,and a lovely daughter in law

    • Pussyfooting 87

      That sucks. They are not that native.

      • hawkshaw

        why ,they are two beatiful boys

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Native blood is running low.

    • Mr. Horse

      Well, then. If something had gone haywire when they were trying to get legal, or whatever, and they were still the same people, you’d throw them the fuck out. A goddamned native progeny of survivors of a genocide, whose people still have their treaties shit on by the US Government, who would kick out your daughter in law, and you fucking pretend to support that. You aren’t fooling me, Hawkshaw.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Just trying to get as many draft picks as possibru

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I mAde cauliflower hash browns….with green onions … Not too bad.

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus.

  • hawkshaw

    so it’s the pale race and well niggers

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I would be mad if my kid racially mixed. I need my last name to remain for many many many moons

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Don’t need any poncho villas running around ya dig?

      • Mark Gormley

        You sound like Tony Soprano.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Why

          • Mark Gormley

            Have you never watched that show?

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Nope

          • Mark Gormley

            Jesus. Well you should. You can stream it for free using AmazonPrime. Let me see if I can find one of the scenes I’m referring to though.

  • hawkshaw

    he ,he red tint

  • Pussyfooting 87

    At least hawks daughter in law is legal

    • hawkshaw

      speaks inglish better then you do ,intelligent girl

    • Mr. Horse

      and would be the same person if she wasn’t

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Not really. A law breaker.

        • Mr. Horse

          The same person with a label you put on her to justify lockstepping with an authoritarian regime. You’re better than this. Tired of the bullshit trolling.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brb

  • hawkshaw

    never gonna change ,shite vs sunni ojibwa vs sioux

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump vs. Stairs.

  • hawkshaw

    kill the natives inport slaves i get the white race

    • hawkshaw

      you havent’t changed

  • okxcy

    what are you fagets up to this fine evening?

    • Mr. Horse

      I’m oiling my flintlock.

      • okxcy

        is it time for the tree of liberty to be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants?

        • Mark Gormley

          No, moron. Only liberals can be tyrants.

          • okxcy

            still plenty of liberals around

        • Mr. Horse

          Yeah, but in this case it’s thieves,fascists and their fan clubs.

    • Mark Gormley

      Ordering Chinese food.

      • okxcy

        I bet you get general tso’s

  • hawkshaw

    and to be actual ,democratics thtu history have done the same

    • Mr. Horse

      Indians fuck pigs.
      You aren’t the only nigga here who can go incendiary.

  • hawkshaw

    always come back to pale face

  • hawkshaw

    suppressing the red race ,importiing the black race,blocking the brown race

    • Mark Gormley

      This is a bipartisan tradition. What’s your point?

    • Mr. Horse

      And you pretend to back the white nationalists because law & order. It doesn’t even rise to the level of trolling.

      • Mark Gormley

        To be fair, the leader of white nationalism is a pretty awful troll.

        • Mr. Horse

          Ssh. I’m trying to get through to a drunk Indian.

          • Mark Gormley

            And you called me naive…. Heh.

  • Mark Gormley

    Lincoln freed the slaves by allowing the states to choose and slashing taxes on the wealthy…

  • okxcy

    pale face
    is the master race

    • Mark Gormley

      But no slanted eyes, bub.

  • gravy_t

    steak night in America

    • Mark Gormley

      Where are the Jews?

      • Mr. Horse

        eating Christian babies

        • Mark Gormley

          So, the reverse George W. Bush?

    • okxcy

      tube steak night

    • Mark Gormley

      I actually have a friend who is a chef that works for Culinary Center at the National Cattleman’s Beef Association.

  • hawkshaw

    well pale face

    did stART LGBT

    • okxcy

      don’t you have 12 genders?

  • Joe No

    I plan on going redface on halloween.

    • Mark Gormley

      Why wait until October?

      • Joe No

        I dont plan on buyong a casino until then

  • hawkshaw

    mulitpe orgasms ,squirt yer face ,the wall ,ceiling , anything

    • Mr. Horse

      This makes sense.

  • hawkshaw

    common tradition ,lift yer scalp ,have yer women

    • Mr. Horse

      No wonder you love Trump

      • Joe No

        Greatest presidents andrew jackson, donald trump amd everyone but obama

        • Mark Gormley

          Jackson adopted an Indian baby–after his troops most likely slaughtered his parents.

          • Mr. Horse

            That was mighty white of him.

          • Mark Gormley

            The kid did die fairly young though. I guess Jackson put him on Obamacare.

          • Mark Gormley

            Wow. That joke was Leno-esque. Excuse me while I go kill myself.

  • hawkshaw

    see joe no ,is a fool ,middle america

    • Mark Gormley

      I was born in Wisconsin and lived in Colorado for 23 years before moving to Seattle FOR work.

  • gravy_t

    No matter how much I drink I’ll never catch up to Hawk’s lifetime marathon drunk

    • hawkshaw

      got that buddy|

    • Mark Gormley

      Acceptance is the first step, my friend. The second is chugging pure gasoline.

  • Mark Gormley

    What are you drinking tonight, Gravy?

  • hawkshaw

    second step is none of you fools will ever be able to shoot like me

    • Mark Gormley

      Gravy is pretty good with both his rifle AND his gun.

      • hawkshaw

        we would see

    • Mr. Horse

      I don’t have enough blackberry brandy. Not fair.

  • hawkshaw

    third step in a one on one fight ,i would kick your asses

    • Mark Gormley

      No. You’d wear yourself out punching me in my stupid fucking face and I’d lull you to sleep with my long-winded reasoning for why you shouldn’t be doing that.

      • hawkshaw

        ore a sax to the face ,and a long rendition would knock me out

        • Mark Gormley

          I am actually getting one of my horns out to see how the pup responds to it.

  • okxcy

    hawk is a lilliputian

  • hawkshaw

    gravy is the only man here ,outdoors ,thats wyy i kid him

  • hawkshaw

    i like you all ,but you are city folk

    • hawkshaw

      even you horse

      • Mr. Horse

        I am now. But I’ve lived places that make where you live now look like Manhattan.

        • hawkshaw

          i know bud

  • Mark Gormley

    Haha. The alto sax has sent him under the bed.

    • hawkshaw

      more practice needed

      • Mr. Horse

        Could drive every cat within earshot to split forever. He could make a fortune with this.

  • JoeNo

    Andrew Jackson was my kind of president
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SupNaQeJrq0

    • Mark Gormley

      I wrote a 15 page paper on him during college. He was a very, very complex man.

      • JoeNo

        He sounds like he was a lunatic, I like him

        • Mark Gormley

          He could be, but he was also very sensitive and extremely caring towards his family.

  • hawkshaw

    being a office squirrel does not help playing a sax

    • Mr. Horse

      I want to feature this but Pi is a fag.

      • Mark Gormley

        You can feature it. To the right of his comment, click click on the triangle and feature it.

        • Mr. Horse

          I don’t have a triangle because Pi hates meat eaters.

    • Mark Gormley

      I mainly work at a steel plant that was built during WWII.

  • gravy_t

    Don’t think I bought enough bourbon to last the weekend

    • Mr. Horse

      Go to the Latter Day Saints wine store.

  • gravy_t

    I used to be able to feature stuff but Pi is a fag

    • Mark Gormley

      I told him to make you a mod just to fuck with Lanzo.

      • gravy_t

        I told him that same thing but he blew me off….fuckin canadians

  • Pussyfooting 87

    What pick do these fool mock draft guys have jabrill peppers going at

    • JoeNo

      All I can tell you is, Packers will not select a DB, LB or RB in round 1.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        No doubt joey no doubt

    • gravy_t

      5th round to GB

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Christian mccaffery looked like a Damn WR at combine.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      *he’s a rb that is as good at WR* – on caffery
      *he’s a wr that’s a running back* – ty mo

  • hawkshaw

    so ortopedic ,i sprained my ankle ,fucking a morman girl ,would you look at my ankle .or the morman girl

    • Pussyfooting 87

      ????

      • gravy_t

        you need to learn to speak cherokee

    • gravy_t

      I’d look at the hot blonde Mormon girl….fucking duh

      • gravy_t

        ‘n I’d let you hop around on that shit

  • hawkshaw

    so is it doctor graviotoes yet

    • gravy_t

      This December, brah.

      • hawkshaw

        good man

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Grats foo

  • hawkshaw

    doctor gravisoto , yes i checked your daughter ,she was a virgin yesterday

  • Mr. Horse
  • gravy_t

    I’ll take the on e in the pink bikini. I like ’em thick.

    • Mr. Horse

      I knew you would

  • gravy_t

    It’s like I’m a black guy…except with a very, extraordinarily, average penis

    • JoeNo

      and a job

    • hawkshaw

      you have a extroidently large pond to fish in

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Good.
    Friggin.
    Night.

    • hawkshaw

      eat re meat

  • Mark Gormley

    Back in a bit, bitches. I am going to put together and set up a new desk I bought.

    • hawkshaw

      homo

      • hawkshaw

        she told you to set it up

  • hawkshaw

    kosher baby wipes

  • hawkshaw

    white man minority

  • hawkshaw

    11 million spanish snowflakes

  • hawkshaw

    should toss 11 million liberal snowflakes

  • hawkshaw

    mormans came to my door

  • hawkshaw

    lets import slaves ,what could happen

  • hawkshaw

    look at your history with natves then and now canuck

  • Mark Gormley

    This new desk is awesome. It’s the size of a goddamned door.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where’d everyone go?

    • Hooza

      To the whites only page.

      • Mark Gormley

        Fox News?

  • hawkshaw

    liberal left pussies

    • Mark Gormley

      There he is.

      • hawkshaw

        crybababy left

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      ooh

    • hawkshaw

      good stuff

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    un salted peanuts

    • Hooza

      Commod style

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Mr. Horse

    Early morning tweetstorm entertainment.
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837996746236182529

  • Pi

    Hola mandingos.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup daaawg

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Community service on 3 woop

  • Mark Gormley

    Lousy Jews…

  • Mark Gormley

    Is big baby suggesting that he had compromising calls with Russian officials?

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Gluten is the devil!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I got in an argument with that faget at community service today. Dick almost ran me over in the fork lift.

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/M6fjelq.gif[/img]

  • JoeNo

    In protest of PI eating rabbit food, I have a whole bunch of fried chicken.

    • okxcy
      • JoeNo

        That is how I currently feel. How do black guys do this and stay crack like skinny?

        • JoeNo

          Its probably the crack…

        • hawkshaw

          looks like pi after a blubber binge

  • hawkshaw

    with all that forage ,pi lays cow patties

  • Mark Gormley

    Pubes.

    • hawkshaw

      on the reed

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup.

    • Pi

      How’s my honky?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m chillin you

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Faget.

  • Pi

    Just made some homemade ravioli. Delicious.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I’m making sweet and Sauer Napa cabbage. And chicken. I’ve lost 5lbs this week lol

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Ephedra is working wonders. I barely eat and have no sweet tooth

        • hawkshaw

          phat boy

  • hawkshaw

    perch came out great ,hebrews

  • Pi

    Jordy I lost 5 lbs too.
    Never mind. I had my dick on the towel rack.

    • hawkshaw

      should have hung your protruding kardishan buttocks on that rack

  • hawkshaw

    italian white wine ,in a wine glass ,hobos

    • Pi

      Living the dream.

      • hawkshaw

        looked for armenian red ,closest i could find was md2020

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Balls

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Wild Irish rose is the best hobo wine. Faget muchacho

    • hawkshaw

      ha

  • hawkshaw

    never challange a indian about cheap wine

    • hawkshaw

      or snake head whiskey

  • Pi

    Weed is the best wine.

    • hawkshaw

      drug of choice for panty waist liberals

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Md2020 is fucking nothing more then wine coolers. Fag.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      And trust me. I’m from the city. So I’m gonna assume my hobo wine knowledge is a tad bit more better then yours.

      • hawkshaw

        eat red meat ,cocksucker

        • Pussyfooting 87

          You’ve probably never even seen a homeless person in your life.

          • hawkshaw

            maybe ,but i have seen a 300lb indian drunk on wine

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brb fag I’m cooking dinner.

    • hawkshaw

      don;t burn it

      • Mark Gormley

        Is he cooking Jews?

  • hawkshaw

    jordy takes a two minute shower ,who the fuck does that

    • Mark Gormley

      Jews.

      • Pi

        Jews don’t shower.

        • hawkshaw

          ooh burn

        • Mark Gormley

          Ah. A holocaust denier just like POTUS.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I get dressed and shower in exactly 6 minutes.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Clearly you did not grow up at one point with no hot water. Or a dad in the military

      • hawkshaw

        takes me six mins to get one sock on

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Cuz you have a sore buttholes.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Plus at one point we had 7 people living in our house. Hot water was a commodity.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I work with someone that was in the military and he says I shower and get dressed like they would in boot camp.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Cuz we have to shower at work.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    HawkshAw when’s the last time your wife rubbed her balls on your face.

    • hawkshaw

      i am taller then my wife ,unlike you

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Ima taller then mine by 4 inches.

        • hawkshaw

          you married a munchkin

  • hawkshaw

    just what i do ,other people have noticed ,one sock wait ten mins ,other sock ,then a shoe

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I bet you do sock shoe sock shoe

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Polock

  • Mark Gormley

    BRB. I’ve gotta take a huge Detroit Lions over the last six decades.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      That’s heavy.

    • Pi

      Nobody here is surprised that your butthole has been abused harder than a Matt Millen roster.

  • hawkshaw

    suburban ghetto nazi

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol

  • hawkshaw

    skin on lake perch ,the skin did add a lot of flavor

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Oh hey it was lake trout. Ocean perch.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I love to crisp up salmon skin and eat thst

      • hawkshaw

        see at six bucks a pound thought so

      • Pussyfooting 87

        4.99 lb trout. 5.99 perch

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I hope when I’m reincarnated iam able to join the military.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should join the Canadian Navy–if they have one.

      • Mr. Horse

        He should command a U-boat
        http://i.imgur.com/O5fEFODl.png

        • Mark Gormley

          I think the Canadians don’t have anything bigger than two canoes tethered together.

    • hawkshaw

      east german army

  • hawkshaw

    buddha ,says you should move upwards at reincarnation ,trouble is jordy would move back to sludge state

    • hawkshaw

      reincarnate to a better life , gormley comes back as trump

      • Mr. Horse

        Is this before or after he goes to Leavenworth?

        • hawkshaw

          who cares ,rich ,model wife

          • Mr. Horse

            Don’t think they have those kind of days at Leavenworth.

          • hawkshaw

            oh i bet they do at medium /no security prison

  • hawkshaw

    pipe dream ,maybe come out and vote next time liberals

  • hawkshaw

    what does it matter ,if mother terassa got voted in as a rebublican thet liberal left would hate her

  • hawkshaw

    whiney ,slacker ,crybabies

  • hawkshaw

    socalist shitheads

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    How about I just run YOUR FACE

  • hawkshaw

    schnapps sucks

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Williams pear and affelflem is good.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Apfel flem was my favorite schnapps. And plum.

    • hawkshaw

      never heard of it

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Because its real schnapps you get at German resturaunts.

    • hawkshaw

      and learn between horizontal and vertical plane

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • hawkshaw

    germans fart a lot ,saurktaut

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I got sauerkraut and red cabbage saladntoday.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Need to get regular. Take nice shits so far I’m leading the crew in weight loss too.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Already down 2% of my body weight everyone else is dead even or higher and 2 guys are gonna start coming over to work out.

  • hawkshaw

    your covered in skin boils ,er tattoes ,may as well get a FAP one

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I already have poop might as well get a football above it.

      • hawkshaw

        gonna have to start calling you queeg,queeg

  • hawkshaw

    gormaskly ,seioux eat dogs

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sauerkraut is good.

    • hawkshaw

      cabbage you related to pi

  • hawkshaw

    seoux is a ojibwa word meaning snake

  • hawkshaw

    polish blackberry

  • hawkshaw

    was gonna engrave honor on my #1 in ojibwa ,ha ,turns out honor is a thirteen letter word in ojibwa

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Balls.

    • Mark Gormley

      Titties.

  • hawkshaw

    diana krall outpreforms the band

  • hawkshaw

    google ,portland street muscians

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo isn’t a street musician. He is a whore who sucks dick for money.

      • hawkshaw

        oops sorry seattle ,googles sax players

        • Mark Gormley

          I suck dick for free.

          • hawkshaw

            ha

  • hawkshaw

    play some diana krall ,you singer hating horn boy

  • hawkshaw

    ha , i ended up drunker then hell watching utube videos of american and british bands doing flashmobs last night

    • hawkshaw

      army bands

  • Pi
  • Pi

    All hail lord Jordy!

    • Mark Gormley

      Nazi stealing faget.

    • Pi

      The sultan of shit. The king of kaka. The dictator of doodoo. The prime minister of poop.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        LOL

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I can’t feature this

  • Pussyfooting 87
    • Pussyfooting 87

      For pie

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is like a vagina and an anus wrapped into one.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      And stinks like one.

      • Mark Gormley

        Oh. It’s worse because he’s a vegan biatch.

  • Mr. Horse
  • JoeNo

    John Ross is faster than Gormley skipping out on a check

    • Mark Gormley

      I never skip out on a check, douche. But I tip like shit.

      • JoeNo

        Ya I’m sure PI is straight too

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    I like how it takes an arrest to make them get off their asses and try to make it legal.
    Boo fucking hoo.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m done following laws. Because ill just say I’m here illegally and people will feel bad for me.
    And raise money for me.
    💰 💰 💰

  • gravy_t

    Found this today. This looks EXACTLY like my hot sister in law. Obviously if she were wearing sunglasses.

    http://i.imgur.com/QMcFtsN.NSFWNSFWjpg

    • gravy_t

      Take out the NSFW in the link

      • Mr. Horse

        Thanks. I thought she looked like a dwarf giraffe in a tophat.

        • JoeNo

          ???
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/zlndPDH.png[/img]

  • gravy_t

    I mean…if you follow the link and take the NSFWNSFW out you’d have got it but I can straight up post it if you want

    • gravy_t

      you archaic fucks

      • Mr. Horse

        *gets out seer stones*

  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      Thought it would embed. Either way, enjoy.

      • gravy_t

        oops never mind

  • gravy_t

    Honestly if my sister-in-law was riding you naked with sunglasses on you wouldn’t know the difference between her and this chick.

    • Mr. Horse

      I wouldn’t know or give a shit since she’d be reverse cowgirl.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        What if she farted

        • JoeNo

          Thats how the donkey punch was invented.

          • gravy_t

            jesus

        • Mr. Horse

          That’s a desperate plea to put it in her ass.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Maaaaaaan. You crazy

    • Mark Gormley

      I am no man.

  • gravy_t

    Those titties tho

    • gravy_t

      If god could figure out how to put them on the back then life would be perfect

  • JoeNo
    • gravy_t

      I literally lol’d

      • Pussyfooting 87

        LOL

  • Pussyfooting 87

    My wife asked me why it was so funny. I then explained and she said WHAT FHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. like I made it up.. YEESH

    • Mr. Horse

      87, Trump & his anti-American shit are going down. You’re wife gon’ kill your ass with it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Gay bunghole snatchers

      • Mark Gormley

        Is Joe even here?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a homersexual.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Bears sign Stephen Gilmore 3year 30 mil deal. Unless someone is lieing yo me.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m sorry but I would really prefer jabrill peppers….despite saying he’s a safety.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Pack on some pounds move to the inside.

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING & NEVER COMING BACK
    http://i.imgur.com/LK5LPCPl.png

    • Pussyfooting 87

      He probably owned a van like that too.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Horse my nigga keeps bringing up trumps ties with Russia and saying if that doesn’t make me mad he doesn’t know what to say anymore (because I don’t like russia) andddd I’m just pretending its not happening.

    • Mr. Horse

      ????? Nah. I’m a data junkie by constitution, training & career. Just about every claim they make about how these brown people and those brown people are so dangerous is complete bullshit. The WH is a propaganda mill for Bannon’s apocalyptic white Christian future. Just trying to get you to see it.

      • Mr. Horse

        and I’m in favor of US sovereignty, not enriching 1%ers by trading it away to Putin’s mobsters.

  • Mr. Horse

    Anyway, there’s a nigga named Taco at the combine.
    http://i.imgur.com/GfZjsoIl.png

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol ya from Michigan

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Idk why every time I turn on combine its the 40.
    There is only so much I can watch do they show any of the other shit?

    • Mr. Horse

      I don’t watch it. You tell me which ones will be Packers and I would.

      • JoeNo

        All the ones with 5 or greater 40 times will be packers

        • JoeNo

          aka white guys

        • Mr. Horse

          Not if they’re over 6′.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            ^true this^

  • Pussyfooting 87

    We’ve had …. 2 starting DBs over 6 ft correct in the past 3? Years

    • Pussyfooting 87

      And one wasn’t even technally a starter he just was next man up

      • Mr. Horse

        1. Draft fast point guards from Division X.
        2. Teach them football.
        3. Assess in 3 or 4 years.

        • JoeNo

          Sam Shields was a WR and besides concussions he turned out well.

          • Mr. Horse

            He wasn’t drafted.

          • JoeNo

            wasn’t he a sixth?

          • Mr. Horse

            UDFA

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Udfa

  • Pussyfooting 87

    LOL division X

  • okxcy

    TT is going to pull the trigger on AP

    • Mr. Horse

      I hope it’s a double barrel and he pulls both triggers

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Do you wanna slap APs nuts

        • Mr. Horse

          Fuck naw Keep that shit away from me

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m wAtching intervention and one guys sister has a problem and told him she prostitutes for money.
    So being an only child.

    I know punching your brother is fine for when he ducks up.
    Hitting women is wrong…but if its your sister can you slap her?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Intervention pisses me off.
    These asshole get like celebrations for going to treatment and their treatment centers are like fucking resorts.
    I hate them.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    In community service they hired some people from the treatment center by it. And those people have open kitchens TVS in their rooms activities and a real bed
    Woe is me.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    TT better sign jarrius Byrd.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Or Patrick Peterson

    • JoeNo

      We’ve time traveled to 3 years ago

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Sign Harold remus

    • okxcy

      Teddy Bilgewater

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol fucking everyone on intervention is in Canada.
    Canada must be full of drug addicts

    • Pi

      I’m doing my part.

  • JoeNo

    Any DB worth signing wil price himself out of GB.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Joe wanna come over smoke some crack and play guitar hero it looks like fun. So much fun it makes you drool

    • JoeNo

      I discourage drugs, my greatest asset is my mind. I wouldn’t want to damage a national treasure.

  • okxcy

    pi’s greatest asset is his pet indian

    • Mr. Horse

      + the crack hoes

  • Pi

    I’m thinking of buying property in Michigan.

    • Mr. Horse

      Buy it in the UP for when they secede.

    • JoeNo

      I heard you can buy Detroit for less than 100k

      • JoeNo

        Only problem is you inherit the Lions as well, may not be worth it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pie my best friend is moving to Michigan in July.

    • Pi

      I thought I was your best friend?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        You are my SECOND best friend

        • JoeNo

          He says that now, but when boobs with a raiders tattoo shows up, you’ll be third

          • Pussyfooting 87

            No Joe. You are my third

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Canadians need to learn to say simple words like “out”

  • Pi

    Jordy, when I was in college my best friends bought us custom shirts that said “be fri” and “st ends”.
    When we stood together it said “best friends” across the two of them.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I got one of those ghetto spray painted shirts with my friends face on it.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          He was confused when I showed up to the bar wearing it.

    • JoeNo

      I wear a led zeppelin shirt, because I’m not a fag.

      • Pi

        Nobody who listens to led zeppelin sober has any semblance left of heterosexuality.

        • JoeNo

          drugs ruin all of your receptors in your brain. Everything is better sober, cept sex with fat chicks.

  • Pi

    I want to party with Joe and Mosley.
    Everyone sits there sober for 4 hours playing a game of Tiddly Winks.

    • JoeNo

      I prefer monopoly

      • Pi

        You monster!
        Monopoly ruins families.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Led zepplin is for gay wads
    Also pie I prefer connect four or life.

    • JoeNo

      Greatest bands
      1960 Beattles
      1970s Zeppelin
      1980s Metallica
      1990s music died and turned to shit.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lol wow

        • JoeNo

          You can try to dispute it, but its not even close

      • Pussyfooting 87

        You like belong in a gay bar. Or need to stop listening to the radio

        • Pi

          Radio is for the real gays.
          Hawkshaw and me drum in a circle.

      • R8Rnation

        You are really unclear on this “greatest” thing, huh

        • JoeNo

          Beattles had a number 1 record for like half a year, 20 years after Lennon died, like em or not they are the biggest band in the history of music.

  • Pi

    Speaking about women who pegged me…
    Hi r8r.

    • R8Rnation

      Heyyy. Still sore?

      • Pi

        Up through my stomach.
        I rubbed maple syrup on the wound. It helped.

  • R8Rnation

    Lololol @ metallica. Jesus, you need to get out more.

    • JoeNo

      During the 80s? They were massive, not talking about what they turned into.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        So because they were popular they were the best?

        • JoeNo

          Their first 4 records are amazing, they like all other bands turned to shit in the 90s.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            So they arnt that good then if they cannot keep producing good music.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Well for one the rolling stones were better then all of those bands in every century or whatever decade?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Everyone that listens to the radio and gets their music from the radio says all 3 of those bands.
    Because its really all the radio plays.

  • Pi

    Bieber > all.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Most popular doesn’t mean best. Or greatest
    Justin bieber sold more albums in a year then all those bands combined in their best year.
    So….

    • R8Rnation

      She’s so cute tho

    • Pi

      Downvoted for filthy hooring lies.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Their first 4 albums out of 12 were awesome. They are the best.
    That my friend is why main stream music is 90% of the time complete shit.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Aka can’t be that great

    • JoeNo

      in the 80s.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        And why didn’t they remain *so good*

        • JoeNo

          Same reason no bands stay good, they got old

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Must not be that good then.

          • JoeNo

            Name a single band that stayed popular till the end, minus Zeppelin or the Beattles.

  • Pi

    Speaking of popularity being a measure of public stupidity, did you guys know the Packers are statistically the NFL’s most popular franchise?

    • Mr. Horse

      Only a Lions, Bears or Vikings fan would know this

  • R8Rnation

    The first 4 metallica albums weren’t that great

    • JoeNo

      No sex for you tonight

  • R8Rnation

    Oh shit imma be late. Brb.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I can shit on a plate and someone might like it. But its still shit.
    I must go to lunch

  • Pi

    Jordy lied. This shit isn’t vegan or gluten free.

  • JoeNo

    Jordy when you think of the 80s, its 90% one hit wonders, Michael Jackson, Madonna. Metallica pretty much is competing against Rush, Def Leppard, Aerosmith and Van Halen. They are easily the better band of the 80s.

    • R8Rnation

      You could branch out from the whitey mcwhiterson radio stations you listen to. Jeex louise.

      • JoeNo

        Michael Jackson was also great in the 80s, before he turned white

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol Michael Jackson a one hit wonder???

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I know when I think 80s metallica is not close to being in my mind

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      top of the anus to you

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Its hot.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is loses.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Pie is a stinky poo man

      • Mark Gormley

        That vegan diet makes his intestines smell like death.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    This guy is my hero naked rolls around then looks like he throws poop at white people
    “That’s when things got out of hand.” @rezaaslan’s spiritual curiosity takes him to some unusual places. New series #Believer starts tonight https://t.co/aQ3SnPdoaF

  • Mark Gormley

    I think we can all agree that Canadia is filled with hookers and Armenians.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      And apparently drug addicts

      • Mark Gormley

        And French people.

        • Mark Gormley

          Who fuck french poodles.

          • okxcy

            while eating baguettes

  • Mr. Horse

    “It’s the best corner and safety class I’ve seen in 10 years.” ===>
    – @MikeMayock

    Dear God. I was actually hoping they’d be good. Now this.
    *weeps*

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Mike mayock has us drafting a TE named OJ

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Six days pass without any homicides in Chicago for first time in 4 years

    • JoeNo

      KFC and Popeyes must have sales going on.

    • JoeNo

      Also Trump is probably responsible for this. Thank you Trump

      • Pussyfooting 87

        That’s my thought to be honest.

        • Mr. Horse

          He’s popular in the hoods

    • Mr. Horse

      ran out of ammo?

  • Pi

    Chicago without murders is like life without meat.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    There pie.
    Shrimp Alfredo ish. With asparagus and spinage

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    CNN- believer I highly suggest recording or watching it tonight.
    He is sitting on the beach with a tribal member of a religious sect of budism and the fool just starts peeing in his hand drinking it.

    • Mr. Horse

      Lazy fuck.

  • Mark Gormley

    Why was Lanzo hanging out with Ted Cruz?

    • Mr. Horse

      Because Cruz is a lesbo.

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you think those are actually his children? How could anyone fuck that man?

        • Pussyfooting 87

          He got fatter since loosing

          • Pussyfooting 87

            He must hate his life.

          • Mark Gormley

            John Boehner said he is one miserable son of a bitch.

    • okxcy

      anus

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mr. Horse

      I got pallets of bombs to drop. Don’t get me started.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Gormley why is lanzo shooting Sikhs telling them to go to their own country ??

    • Mark Gormley

      Because he’s Lanzo.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I thought he was a god loving man.

        • Mr. Horse

          Not buying it, unless he found the ammo and it fit a gun he stole.

          • Mark Gormley

            He strikes me as more of a board with a nail in it kind of guy.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Why did they remove the k? Cuck isn’t a curse word.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Another “fun” story is that a woman is facing ten years in prison after she was arrested while trying to file a protection order against her abuser.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    How the fuck does someone not here legally get in the military but I fucking couldn’t.

    • Mark Gormley

      You think the military is going to turn down qualified candidates even if their immigration status is up in the air?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Yeah

        • Pussyfooting 87

          You need a HS of GED. Jesus

          • Mark Gormley

            I’m sure he has a diploma–might even have some college under his belt.

    • Mr. Horse

      Perez represents thousands of green card veterans who face deportation

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Oh well I got enough problems then to worry aboot that.

  • Mr. Horse

    Deployed US troops have returned to find out their families have been deported even though there’s a military justice program that prevents it.

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s almost like doing things haphazardly isn’t a good idea…

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ball sacks.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Meh you go to any other country and break a law. They are deporting you.

    • Mark Gormley

      How is he breaking the law?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        He was arrested for something didn’t you read the article

        • Mark Gormley

          Should we deport you?

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Deport me back to chicago.

          • Mark Gormley

            A non-violent drug offense–IE he had weed on him–is extremely banal.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Laws are laws.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Since most countries just don’t make up laws not to follow em.

    • Mr. Horse

      This is your country, nigga. Stand up for it.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I get punished if I break a law. Others should get punished too.
        Potato potahtoe

        • Mr. Horse

          Enjoy your authoritarian hellhole. When they come for you you can tell them but but but but.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Come for me for what I’m not getting deported anywhere.

          • Mr. Horse

            Maybe to a private prison ’cause they need the labor cheap. You have no clue about what you’re supporting.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            They have enough criminals to have for that

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Weed isn’t legalized here. There for its illegal.
    There are laws against it.
    Break em. Deal with the concenquiences

    • Mark Gormley

      That is un-American. The green card give him legal status in this country and everyone on our soil is entitled to due process.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        However there are *rules* when you have a green card.
        Break a law get sent back.
        Jesus.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s overly simplistic, arcane, and, again, un-American.

          • Mark Gormley

            Dude’s done more for his country than either of us have.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            So…..am I supposed to feel the laws should be bent for him?

        • Mr. Horse

          He didn’t break a law. The deported families of deployed vets are covered by military justice, obliterated by Trump.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            It said he was arrested.
            They just don’t arrest people for nothing.

          • Mr. Horse

            Right, there you go. Arrest = guilt. Sieg Heil.

          • Mr. Horse

            Nigga in small town Illinois got 2 DUIs 20 years ago, model citizen since, contributes to his community, only brown nigga in town and the people love him. He contributes his time and $$$ to helping his community. He’s getting deported.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Penis.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Like I said go anywhere else they have laws and rules you are to follow during or before citizenship.
    Its not like Americas some crazy country enforcing laws.

    • Mr. Horse

      It’s crazy now.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Not really.
        They are just not pussy footing around rules.

        • Mr. Horse

          It’s crazy now. Take your law & order and shove it. Don’t you fucking dare tell me that you haven’t done shit you got away with. According to you, you should be in prison for it.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            But I wasn’t caught.

    • Mark Gormley

      So, you and I, by simply having the extreme good fortune to be born in the US, are allowed to break the law and stay in this country, but people with legal status in the country are not simply because they were not born here?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        And if we break a law we are dealt with….

        • Mark Gormley

          Yes. But being expelled from the country is completely different than doing some community service and paying a fine.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Not necessarily. To be a citizen you have guidelines to follow.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Mosley fought in the war and got 2 duis
    Should they be thrown out because of what he did also?

    • Mark Gormley

      Nope. But he also shouldn’t be tossed out of the country that is his home.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Home = citizenship.

        That mans citizenship is in Mexico.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Think before your actions.
    Its not like deportation is not mentioned in the documents when here…illegally and or trying to get citizenship.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fuck it, I’m done till you get the authoritarian plug out. Trump’s going to be gone soon anyway.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So Gormley when is the last time you got arrested for something?

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve never been arrested. Never even had a traffic ticket.

      • Mark Gormley

        But I’ve certainly broken the law before and possessed weeeeeeed.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          And you wernt caught. So it doesn’t matter but if you were caught you would of been dealt with.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        So why can’t someone trying to be come a citizen here do the same?

        • Mark Gormley

          Because I don’t believe that I should serve as an example for other people.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            So you think if someone doesn’t follow protocol in becoming a citizen rules should be bent so they can be come a citizen?

          • Mark Gormley

            I think our criminal justice system is capable of following due process and then deportation should be assessed later.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Why should tax payers pay for someone not even here legally to sit in prison. Not like jails are free.

          • Mark Gormley

            We need less people in jail–not more. And don’t be fooled for a second; this administration is going to be phenomenal for the already out of control prison industrial complex.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Exactly SO SEND TJEM BACK TO WERE THEY ARE CITIZENS.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Typical snowflakes.
    Living in la la land.
    If you know you are here ILLEGALLY or trying to become a citizen I guarantee you’ll do your damnest to not break a law.
    Im pretty much on probation and I think before alot of my actions now.
    Aka.
    They should be thinking before they are doing.

    • Mr. Horse

      Green card is not illegal. Being covered by military parole is not illegal.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        But there are still protocols that must be followed until you swear in and are officially official.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Pedophelia is technically a *mental illness* should someone that does something along that nature not get in trouble and get help? Then if they do it again go to jail

  • Mark Gormley

    We spend far more an incarcerating people than we do on educating them.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      FREE MURDERS AND RAPISTS!!!!
      They were just raised bad!!!! They are all good people tho!!!

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Laws.
        Are.
        Laws

        • Mr. Horse

          Due process, nigga. Either that or you get an authoritarian dictatorship. No other choice.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Ill still have to wake up and go to work every day

          • Mr. Horse

            Till a neighbor rats you out over some made up bullshit and you get arrested.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            My neighbor likes me.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Liked for calling me nigga. You racist ass.

    • Mark Gormley

      So, don’t give me the tax dollars trope.

    • Mr. Horse

      But the private prison companies’ stocks are going through the roof. Because they get slave labor and government payments. US has by far the largest prison population in the world. I don’t want this. But the GOP does because they get campaign contributions for backing it.

      • Mark Gormley

        But Horse… How else can we keep the modern plantation economy alive?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m gonna go to Mexico and break some laws.
    I bet they’ll send me back here.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      But why would they do such a thing???

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Possession of weed is related to cartels.
    If you buy weed you are supporting non law abiding people.

    • Mr. Horse

      Unless you buy it where it’s legal

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Trust me its chicago.
        We are like the 2nd stop for almost every major cartel.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    In Thailand they chop your cock off for rape. Chop a hand off for stealing.
    Womp womp womp.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Speaking of work.
    I have to be up soon.
    That nap earlier fucked me up niggas.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I was reading something actually how alot of drugs come from Mexico straight to chicago then are distributed through out the country.
    Kinda silly it comes up north to go back south and east.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      We get that good good shit. Were you occasionally buy a bag and its still a rock.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I can taste it now ^_^

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Hey snow flake Gormley
    Since weed is legal by you. And it also stays in your system for like 4 weeks.
    How does the DUIs work for weed. There now? (Serious question always wondered how that’d work since some people hit someone and get man slaughter cuz the weed is still in their system)

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Goo night brothas of the snow flake era.

    • Mr. Horse

      Locked and loaded. Goo night.

  • Mr. Horse

    We got Geronimo Allison locked, Exclusive Rights Tender

    • Mark Gormley

      He looked promising at times last year.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Nicccceee

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooo

  • Brew_City

    GB’s type of WRs:
    Chad Hansen
    Zay Jones
    Chris Godwin
    Josh Reynolds
    Josh Malone
    Kenny Gollday
    AET
    Shelton Gibson
    Jehu Chesson
    Gabe Marks

    • Brew_City

      Of the 58 receivers at the combine, those are the only nine who fulfilled thresholds that 11 of 12 WRs drafted by GB since 2007 have

  • Brew_City

    Jason La Canfora‏Verified account @JasonLaCanfora 17s18 seconds ago
    More
    Bears have expressed to Brian Hoyer than they want him back. Will be plenty of other interest. Bears in Glennon market too

    • Joe No

      Bears have expressed interest in a jugs machine at this point. Finally figured out you cant win with cuntler

  • VWCAU

    Helloooooooo……..is there anybody out there???????????? Just nod if you can hear me.

  • Brew_City

    lol Davon House gets cut so everyone’s like “Sign him Packers!” Cuz more average at best CB’s is what we need

    • Mr. Horse

      one more average CB last season would have been a good thing

      • Brew_City

        I’m striving for better than average here

        • Brew_City

          A place a Packer D hasn’t been in years

          • Mr. Horse

            You need depth; see 2016

          • Brew_City

            we need A LOT of things

  • Brew_City
  • VWCAU

    Horse- what was that special thai sauce you were talking about? I’m trying to remember.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Pi’s Koolaid above…

    • Mr. Horse

      Context, please.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where the hell have you been, Choke? Did Lanzo kidnap you?

    • 12alegend4ever

      Two jobs and home PC acting up. Gotta take it to the PC vet, but my time is limited. Thinking about going back to being an executive and doing nothing all the time.

    • VWCAU

      hello gormley- busy with work and stuff like that. had to be productive. plus football season was over so I took a hiatus for awhile.

  • 12alegend4ever

    VWCAU
    I always chuckle every time I run across Brewer Secret Stadium sauce. It’s made from just two things, french dressing and ketsup.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Bud Selig could always take a sow’s ear and turn it into a purse.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Chad Greenway retiring. He’ll have a nice pension after being a player 11 years.

    • 12alegend4ever

      But no one will remember him because he was a Viking for 11 years.

  • Mr. Horse

    FOX Sports: NFL ✔ @NFLonFOX
    The play-it-safe #Packers don’t sound ready to change their offseason strategy ===>

    I’m sure that FOX Sports would be first to know about what they’re considering

    • 12alegend4ever

      Shifty Adam has that corner.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Of course, Mike and Mike don’t even have a clue what you are talking about.

  • Pi

    Good afternoon mandingos.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I knew I had indigestion for a reason.

    • Brew_City

      more like boydingos

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Yer-anus

      • 12alegend4ever

        is

        • 12alegend4ever

          not

          • 12alegend4ever

            a planet

  • Brew_City

    Top CBs who ran/jumped and meet what seems to be GB’s minimums (sans agility):
    Lattimore
    S Jones
    Conley
    Sutton
    Awuzie
    K King
    Douglas
    Moreau

  • 12alegend4ever

    Spotrac says Lacy’s market value is $2.8 million a year on a two year deal.

    I wonder if that includes his food allowance?

    • JoeNo

      He was averaging 5 yards a carry before he hurt his ankle.

      • Pi

        *cankle.

    • Brew_City

      I’ll take Eddie on that deal for sure. As long as it’s incentive laden as well

      • 12alegend4ever

        I agree on the incentives. Lacy’s a guy that has to have a carrot ahead of him.

        • Brew_City

          Please… he hates carrots

          • 12alegend4ever

            Someone gets my inuendo!

  • JoeNo

    I for one would like to see him back
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/KrXMi0c.gif[/img]

    • 12alegend4ever

      Sure. Take a play late in a blow-out game against a titan like Philadelphia (7-9). Not the best measure of talent.

      I have my doubts.

      • JoeNo

        He is a hard runner, something packers haven’t had since Ahman Green
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/lwt9h7x.gif[/img]

        • Brew_City

          He brings some toughness to a team that has minimal of it

  • JoeNo

    I love Montgomery but he doesn’t deliver like this
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/Kl7z1jh.gif[/img]

    • 12alegend4ever

      If GB keeps him let’s hope he runs for the hole like he runs for the buffet line.

      • 12alegend4ever

        BTW 49er’s were even a worse example of talent.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Lacy could be like Taylor and Montgomery like Hornung if TT can sustain a line.

  • Brew_City

    Watt’s #’s are almost identical to Clay Matthews

    • JoeNo

      TT has picked for need like 3 times ever, I’m expecting an O lineman in round one.

      • Brew_City

        not need if he belongs in that spot

        • Brew_City

          and if he picks an OL i’mma straight lose my shit

          • Mark Gormley

            Especially since a tackle the best tackles will already be gone when the Packers draft, so that would leave them with a tackle who will probably be moved to guard or just a guard.

          • Brew_City

            you mean like the one we traded up for last year?

            you don’t say

          • Mark Gormley

            Do make me come out of this closet and slap you, bro!

  • Pi

    I hope you guys draft a TE in the first round just to know how it feels.

    • Mark Gormley

      I hope you draft Uranus.

    • 12alegend4ever

      We still remember passing on a puny running back Barry Sanders for the “Incredible Hulk”.

      • 12alegend4ever

        1989 – 26 years ago and it still hurts. Forrest Gregg was the Matt Millen of his day.

  • Brew_City

    Lions gonna go QB in rd 1

    • 12alegend4ever

      I’m still hoping they trade for Cutler with the Bears.

  • Brew_City

    Justis Mosqueda‏ @JuMosq 1m1 minute ago
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    GB’s drafted 10 CBs under Thompson/Capers. 5/7 had a 6.87 shuttle. Only 10 DBs at the combine hit that market. Not an accident.

    • Brew_City

      Rule breakers were Rollins (enforcing type, safety rumors) and Underwood (safety rumors) who was a 6th rounder in 2009.

    • JoeNo

      Should they draft speed, size or agility. Won’t get all 3 with the 30th pick.

      • Brew_City

        I’ll keep posting some stuff. They have specific traits they stick to. As of right now there are 4 CB’s who hit them all in the top projected 4 rounds

  • Brew_City

    Failed to hit 3 cone of 6.87:
    S Jones
    White
    Tankerlsey
    Douglas
    Moreau
    Witherspoon

    NA: Lattimore, Tabor, D King, Lewis, Wilson, Jackson, Kazee

    • Brew_City

      Other DQs:
      HT: Tabor, Lewis, Jackson, Kazee
      WT: S Jones, Lewis, Sutton, Jackson, H Wilson, Kazee
      Vert: Tabor, White, Tankersley, Q Wilson

      • Brew_City

        40: Tabor
        Shuttle: Jones, White, Tankersley, Douglas
        (meant 3 cone in first tweet)
        GB is very specific at the CB position

  • Brew_City

    GB CBs under capers
    1-Randall
    2-Hayward, Rollins
    4-House
    5-Hyde

    All but Rollins were special athletes. GB shown blueprint for their drafts.

    • Brew_City

      Need more data: Lattimore (SS/3C), Humphry (SS)
      GB types 1st-4th round on CBS:
      Gareon Conley tOSU
      Chidobe Awuzie CO
      Kevin King WA

  • Brew_City

    0 WR/CBs with 1st round grades per NFLDS. Only 1 who is a 2nd round lock. GB not weak at WR/CB because they draft poorly, but specifically.

    • JoeNo

      I know, TT once mentioned he doesn’t draft CBs taller than 5’11”

      • Brew_City

        That’s straight outta the Ron Wolf book.

        • Brew_City

          Pretty sure he went to that after the T-Buck incident

      • Brew_City

        think you meant shorter

    • Mr. Horse

      They need to replace Shields’ talent with Shields-like talent for the 2017 season. Won’t happen by picking a rookie in the draft.

      • JoeNo

        Not really any FA available at that level, and I don’t expect TT to make a trade.

      • Brew_City

        Well it’s gonna have to. Cuz you know he’s not signing one

        • Mr. Horse

          Unless there’s a surprise cut. Otherwise, better hope that Randall does an Adams-like reboot.

          • Brew_City

            Translation: We be fucked

  • Mark Gormley

    The ghost of Darrelle Revis is available.

    • JoeNo

      Nope, we need the best corners in the league to make this defense work.

      • Mark Gormley

        Davon House?

        • JoeNo

          60M a year guaranteed

          • Mark Gormley

            Whoa there, buddy. He’s no Brock Osweiler.

  • Mark Gormley

    Calais Campbell is available. Can he play corner?

    • JoeNo

      If our corners are expected to shadow number 1 like Julio with no help, it doesn’t matter if we get Deion Sanders clone from 1989.

      • Mark Gormley

        So, you’re saying they should sign me to play corner?

        • JoeNo

          Theres no Jews in football!

          • JoeNo

            except the owners.

          • Mark Gormley

            Filthy scum.

      • Brew_City

        isn’t that what #1 CB’s do?

        • JoeNo

          Richard Sherman did that for teh first time last year.

          • Brew_City

            We left Shields on an island a lot.

            Of course our D isn’t good so.
            Carry on.

          • JoeNo

            Can’t afford to have safety back up with so many exotic blitzes that don’t get home.

          • Brew_City

            You mean having a defense completely based off specific roles that requires them to be healthy the majority of the year is wrong?

            Interesting

          • JoeNo

            No defense is healthy majority of the year

          • Brew_City

            I know… which is why our defense sucks

          • JoeNo

            Somewhat, the fact that we play the same defense regardless of who is out without trying to help out the backups. That and we never have a consistent pass rush.

          • Brew_City

            Plus our one elite player no longer elite

          • JoeNo

            CM3 was pretty invisible last year

          • Mr. Horse

            This is complete bullshit

          • JoeNo

            The inconsistent pass rush or the undrafted rookie who was asked to cover top WRs with no safety help?

  • Pi

    Gormley’s all time favorite player is Hiam Heebow.
    http://i.imgur.com/wYDJSB0.jpg

  • Bartz

    Grom – Why do you care about the conservatism mindset in 2017?

    • Mark Gormley

      Because I’m curious.

      • Mr. Horse

        The few who are left want an independent counsel. Those other ones using the label who want to subvert the Constitution they claim to love are something else.

  • JoeNo

    R8R?
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/vf9zjI4.jpg[/img]

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I haven’t shit today I’m nervous. And I’m down more weight

    • Mr. Horse

      Thought you wanted to lose weight.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is loses.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Horse I just don’t NOT shit….ya dig?

    • Mr. Horse

      I feel sorry for your toilet tomorrow.

  • JoeNo
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Boooobiiieeeeesssss

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Almost time to leave Brew’s closet for the day.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I was throwing up this morning at work my sinus are so bad.

  • JoeNo

    The real reason PI comes to America and not China all the time.
    http://i.imgur.com/lyKFoNo.jpg

  • okxcy

    brew has been begging gormley to get out of his closet for weeks now

    • Pi

      Nice note below asshore.

  • Mark Gormley

    I was brought to Brew’s closet as a poor immigrant in the bottom of a slave ship.

    • okxcy

      this is why you don’t bet your anus in a poker game

  • K.

    Subway

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Chicken soup.
    Egg whites and asparagus

    • K.

      egg whites and aspragus? You dieting?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Ya hard core style again. Past week.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Even when I’m not I eat egg whites.

        • K.

          i can do hard boiled eggs but not egg whites. Just doesn’t taste right to me

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’ve consumed 822 calories today.
    I’m aboot to die. Sinus infections SUCK.

  • K.

    Trying to go see The Backstreet Boys in Vegas this May.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Go with pack fan?

      • JoeNo

        He hangs out with the alley boys.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          He takes it in the back street.

  • Mr. Horse

    Around The NFL ✔ @AroundTheNFL
    Cowboys in no rush to trade or release Tony Romo ===>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxUt9UM0nc

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Fleetwood mac sold more albums than led zepplin .

  • Mark Gormley

    Where is that snowflake Vegas anyways?

    • Pi

      Being a french faggot.

      • Mark Gormley

        So, you two are dating again?

    • okxcy

      campaigning for fag of the week

  • Pi

    Don’t make me use my jedi powers.
    http://i.imgur.com/tv9BjWN.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      It didn’t embed because God hates you.

      • Pi

        Remember that time Jewish god helped the Jews out in crisis?
        Me neither.

        • Mark Gormley

          Woody Allen is just busy.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Sup donkey dicks.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I just farted and it sounded like a piece of paper 40ft long ripping.

    • Mark Gormley

      Maybe it was.

  • Pi

    I bet Jordy’s farts have some real bass to them.

    • Mark Gormley

      People often mistake his farts for Barry White songs.

      • Mark Gormley

        And then he rapes them.

    • Pi

      Like a band of tubas yelling at an army of Michael Clarke Duncans.

  • Bartz

    I feel like Gorm tries to trap conservatives on fuckbook

    • Pussyfooting 87

      He got so mad at me last night

      • Mark Gormley

        I wasn’t mad. Just disappointed. [Makes stern dad face.]

    • Mark Gormley

      I was worried people were going to feel that way, but I am honestly curious. My friend and I who have fairly similar political beliefs were asking “what is conservatism anymore?”, and I wanted to opinions from actual conservatives. Please feel free to share! I haven’t had to yet, but I will delete antagonistic comments if anyone posts them.

      • Bartz

        Smaller government. murica. nuff said

        • Mark Gormley

          Can you post a link on FB like I requested too? Pleeeeeease. When I have asked people in the past, they send me a list of authors I should check out, but I don’t got time for that. Just want a piece that speaks to you as a conservative.

      • Mark Gormley

        Even emailed my GF’s cantankerous uncle who holds a shit load of degrees from prestigious schools and has been on the faculty of most of the best universities in the US to ask him about it. He is a staunch conservative and has taught political science for three decades.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m the …. Conservative anti conservative.
    I believe in legalizing drugs and allowing abortions.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      But I’m really just against illegal immigration and have been for so long.

      • Bartz

        But you came from immigrants!!

        • Pussyfooting 87

          *LEGAL* immigrants.

          • Bartz

            I know right!

          • Pussyfooting 87

            That learned the language and were treated like shit. They had to abandon their last name and such.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            They had to change to be apart of society here. So I don’t see the big deal.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m all aboot legalizing drugs. However. Being we are such a big country and well lets be real we are also so big we have even more fuck heads then most.
    That’s why it is a catch 22 on legalizing drugs.

  • Bartz

    Ok on to more important matters. I have to poop.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lucky *sigh*

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m working on one too.

  • Pi

    Things idiots believe.
    My life will get better because of the politician I elect.

    • Pi

      Oh hey Gormley. I almost didn’t see you there Jewing in a circle.

      • Mark Gormley

        You are misrepresenting my beliefs, sir. I demand that you bite your pinky.

  • Bartz
    • Bartz

      Its magical

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Author that speaks to me as a conservative?

    • Mark Gormley

      Something you’ve read–or maybe a video you’ve watched–that you really identified with and feels is representative of your position to a certain extent.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Oh boy give me a few days

  • Mark Gormley

    Though I doubt he will respond to my email. When he sent me an email thanking me for the gifts I gave for Christmas, he addressed the body of the email to someone named Nate.

  • Pussyfooting 87
    • Mark Gormley

      I’m scared…

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Just the satanic bible lol

  • Pi

    Bartz has the uncanny ability to know exactly when my gf is standing behind me.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Fart

      • Pussyfooting 87

        On her.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I forgot her name. Damnit.

        • Mark Gormley

          Her name is Steve, dumbass.

        • Pi

          Odor eaters insoles.

  • Pi

    I tried fucking Steve Dumbass an hour ago on a weed cookie and my dick went softer than a Caper defense. True story.

    • Mark Gormley

      My word. Just hopefully it didn’t go softer than Trump’s brain. [Rimshot!]

    • Mr. Horse

      Y r u so obsessed with homo sex?

      • Pi

        We need Yahoo Answers for this.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Trisha

    • Mark Gormley

      Steve “Trisha” Dumbass.

    • Pi

      Old lady vagina has its familiar charm. It’s like antique furniture that somehow must be worth a lot of money.

      • Pi

        And you wouldn’t believe how handy that pension is.

  • Bartz
    • Bartz

      She has an outtie asshole

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      There you go, Pi.

  • Bartz

    Do naked ladies get your GF horny Pi? You can thank me later.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi has defective junk.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Weed is a gateway drug.

        • Pi

          Hopefully to Viagra.

  • Pi
  • Bartz

    Here is that chicks outtie asshole
    https://eroshare.com/wkobzcdt

  • Bartz

    I would tap melania pre donald. who am i kidding I would do her post donald.

    • Mark Gormley

      They’ve probably only had secks two or three times.

      • Bartz

        I would do Ivanka and Melania at the same time!!

        • Mark Gormley

          So would Donald!

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions could use some depth at the quarterback position.

    http://deadspin.com/wait-mike-glennon-might-make-how-much-1793009997

  • Pi

    Good night Jews and gentiles.
    http://i.imgur.com/V6UV3np.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      Who are the other Jews?

      • Pi

        My lawyer, accountant, and financial planner.

        • Pi

          Oh wait never mind. All 3 of those are you.

        • Mark Gormley

          Tell them to show themselves!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Good night

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t let your wife die after you fart on her.

      • Mark Gormley

        That is the saying, right?

  • VWCAU

    Join the discussion

    • Mark Gormley

      We just took the pup for a walk and our neighbor nearly killed us.

      • VWCAU

        LOL How?

        • Mark Gormley

          Turned into the alley at breakneck speed in his work van.

          • VWCAU

            You should go slash his tires in the middle of the night. That’ll learn him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Choke, have you seen pictures of the new pup?

    • VWCAU

      No. You got a new one? What happened to the old one? Hope it’s still ok.

      • Mark Gormley

        We put him down shortly after the new year. His dementia had gotten out of control and the vet also said, despite losing a lot of muscle mass, he had gained a some weight. They said it was time.

        • Hooza

          That sucks, sorry to hear that

        • VWCAU

          Sorry Gorms. That really sucks to hear that. My wife’s dog had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor on her liver. Now we wait to see if it was curative or not.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
    • Hooza

      Soup dog

      • Mark Gormley

        He’s going to town on a bullystick right now. Both he and Pi love bull penis.

  • VWCAU

    Cute looking pup Gormley! What kind is it?

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s a mutt, but the vet thinks there is definitely a lot of rottweiler in him.

      • VWCAU

        Yeah. I can see the Rot. But…a lot of times people get DNA tests and are surprised based on the looks. I did the DNA test on my dog and it was pretty cool. I’d say it’s worth the 80 bucks.

        • Mark Gormley

          I’d be down for that. A family flew him up here from a high-kill shelter in Texas to adopt him, but their kid ended up being allergic to him.

          • VWCAU

            I was a foster fail for my dog and couldn’t let him go. I thought it was interesting to do the DNA test which gives you a lot of info of what kind of behaviors you will see based on the results. It’s pretty comprehensive and kinda cool.

          • Mark Gormley

            I’ll run it by the GF. We originally wanted a French Bulldog because they are known for being pretty docile and lazy–my last pooch was a fucking ball of energy. But we weren’t about to shell out $3k for buy one from a breeder–rescue dogs all the way.

          • VWCAU

            Yeah. That’s cool. Mixed breeds tend to have fewer health issues as well compared to those inbred breeds.

  • VWCAU

    Why is bull penis so damn expensive?

    • Mark Gormley

      Because the demand from Pi alone is astronomical.

      • VWCAU

        Cheapest I can find is on Amazon. The Cadet brand. The pet stores fucking RAPE you by comparison.

  • okxcy

    looks tasty

  • R8Rnation

    Why is it sideways

    • okxcy

      because dog

    • Mark Gormley

      Because I am not smart.

  • R8Rnation

    If it was a cat it would have adjusted itself

    • VWCAU

      cats are pussies

      • R8Rnation

        Pussies are pretty tough compared to the alternative

        • VWCAU

          the joke went right over you R8R

          • R8Rnation

            You call that a joke?

          • VWCAU

            well it’s kind of a joke wrapped up in an intelligence test. sorry R8R. 🙁

          • R8Rnation

            Ha!

    • Mark Gormley

      Zee cat is asserting herself more now and it’s awesome. They both slept on the couch with me yesterday while I read for two hours.

  • R8Rnation

    I’m back out. More work. 🙁
    I can’t wait for this week to be over.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooo

  • Pi
  • Mr. Horse
  • R8Rnation

    Good morning

  • Brew_City

    Ian Rapoport‏Verified account @RapSheet 2h2 hours ago
    More
    When the tampering period begins, expect the #Bears to make a major push for FA QB Mike Glennon, and I’m told Chicago is his preferred spot

    • Brew_City

      “When the tampering begins”

      we already know what team will go after him…hmmm

      • Brew_City

        also…LOL

        • Mr. Horse

          “I’m told” = I read it on someone’s blog.

          • Brew_City

            I want his job

          • Brew_City

            basically what we’re doing is what he does all day but with contacts…. and gets paid for it.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Thought the bucs offered glennon 15mil?

  • Pi

    The Bears should trade for Dan Orlovsky.

  • Pi

    I just ate a bowl of cereal like a ravenous animal.

    • JoeNo

      Good man

  • Mark Gormley

    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse

    We sign Adrian Peterson yet?

    • Mark Gormley

      I saw a comment of PFT suggesting that TT should release TJ Lang and sign DJ Fluker. 🤔

      • Mr. Horse

        They would know.

  • Mark Gormley

    It’ll be fun to watch Spielman attempt to once again rebuild the Vikings offensive line.

  • Mr. Horse

    The Packers have contacted CB Davon House about a return to Green Bay, according to a source, and there is mutual interest. -Demovsky

    • Brew_City

      yay

      • Mr. Horse

        Depth, knows the system, probably pretty cheap.

        • Brew_City

          Ted is so predictable it’s laughable

          • Mr. Horse

            Reaching a bit there. Depth, knows the system, cheap. If last season proved anything it proved they didn’t have enough depth at CB.

          • Mr. Horse

            Besides, if he sucks ass he’ll get cut.

          • Brew_City

            NOT GOOD

          • Brew_City

            The same fucking reason he just got cut from JVILLE

  • Pi

    House in coverage.
    http://i.imgur.com/A0d0QQ9.jpg

    • Mr. Horse

      Jesus, could you please enroll in trolling school?

      • Pi

        My trolling game is tighter than Brew’s closet leash.

        • Mr. Horse

          Here’s a tip: the scoreboard is a dead giveaway you were lazy.

          • Pi

            If you think that’s the only indication I’m lazy…

  • Brew_City
    • Mr. Horse

      Chill. He hasn’t made the 53 yet, long way to go.

  • Pi

    Horse is so old that he remembers when trolling was invented by the writers of the bible.

  • Pi

    True story. R8R told me she has a genetic disorder where she can’t remember people’s faces easily.

    • Mr. Horse

      Is it called adult alcohol syndrome?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo has a genetic disorder that somehow explains his Lions fandom.

    • Mark Gormley

      And his defective genitals.

  • Mark Gormley

    💩💩💩💩💩

  • Brew_City

    Report: Bears still suck

    • Mark Gormley

      Emery really shouldn’t have traded away Olsen.

  • Brew_City

    We tendered Christian Ringo.
    Makin moves

    • Mr. Horse

      I like that move

      • Joe No

        His name angers me

        • Joe No

          We need to draft that taco guy

          • Brew_City

            meh.. another 3-4 DE

  • Mark Gormley

    🇨🇦💰💉🌮⚰

  • Joe No

    Why sign house, gunter is pretty much the same guy. Do the packers need 2 tall corners who cant run?

    • Brew_City

      Because our GM has an unhealthy obsession with his own picks and no other player in the NFL could possibly as good as someone he picked

    • Brew_City

      I think Gunter is better anyways

      • Joe No

        If capers ever bothers with press coverage maybe. Since all of his corners play 15 yards back all the time.

        • Brew_City

          What’s even funnier is when they do “press” the CB’s just walk up to the line and then get juked the fuck out. they don’t even touch the WR’s

          • Brew_City

            It’s like they’re trying to run “press-bail” technique they’re just really really bad at it

    • Mark Gormley

      Gotta make sure he signs them before the Bears do.

  • Brew_City

    The god damn cardinals gave Gresham 7 mil per year.

    Fuckin crack whores

    • JoeNo

      I really wished they would have waited for Cook to resign.

  • Brew_City

    Field Yates‏Verified account @FieldYates 2m2 minutes ago
    More
    Source: Packers DT Letroy Guion has been suspended for the first four games of the 2017 season.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fuckin ONION

  • Brew_City

    Cut Guion sign Campbell.
    done

    • JoeNo

      I wish black guys didn’t have such drug problems. They are ruining my NFL experience.

      • Brew_City

        Ya but Guion is one of the only guys who wasn’t a pussy

        • Brew_City

          Not a great football player… but also not a pussy

  • JoeNo

    But seriously, I don’t care about any of their health. I wish they could do whatever they wanted. I would love to see WRs jumping 15 feet in the air. I say dope them out as much as they want.

    • Mr. Horse

      I’d like someone to shoot a tube of bath salts in vodka up Goodell’s ass

  • Alias Number One™

    Campbell wants more than TT will give.

    • Brew_City

      no shit

      • Brew_City

        Also he’s not a street FA.
        I highly highly doubt TT signs a UFA

  • Alias Number One™

    The locals think Campbell is going to get $17mil per…

    • Pi

      That’s the going rate for a professional sports blog if anyone’s interested.

  • Pi

    I bet you I could get a few grams of weed for selling this site.

    • Pi

      Just from warvette so he could make himself a mod.

  • Pi

    I’m flying to Fort Lauderdale tomorrow and my assistant quit. I feel so naked in the cold.

    • okxcy

      jordy will work for toilet paper

      • Pi

        I have a hard time believing that Jordy wipes.

  • Mark Gormley

    Almost quitting time. Brew gets mad if I leave even a minute early.

    • okxcy

      what an anus

      • Mark Gormley

        Urine anus.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Mike McCarthy stated that the Packers will continue to use Morgan Burnett as a hybrid linebacker and slot cornerback #GoPackGo https://t.co/4aUf7HVOuT

  • okxcy

    we are so fucked

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Really? Why what happened?

      • okxcy

        capers hasn’t been fired yet

        • JoeNo

          I assume he is holding MM attractive daughter in his basement

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Man hands

          • Mark Gormley

            Goat penis.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    TT‏ @Ted_ThompsonGM Mar 5
    Those paying attention will have noticed if you love Jesus I’m far more likely to draft you.

  • Mr. Horse

    TT‏ @Ted_ThompsonGM Feb 12
    Beyoncé looking like Aladdin tearing her ass up.

  • Mr. Horse

    Ted Thompson’s Mind‏ @ThompsonsMind Feb 8
    I’ve got the perfect couch to stuff this extra cap money into.

    • JoeNo

      Agreed he should totally pay for Revis Island

  • Mark Gormley

    Traffic was nearly as fucked up as Hawk at 5:00pm on a Friday.

  • Mr. Horse

    ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
    Adrian Peterson seems to be having a hard time coming to terms with the limited interest in his services ====>

    Adrian Peterson couldn’t read this tweet.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did it mention peanuts?

      • JoeNo

        Whats the price range on over the hill, over paid, injury prone and fumble prone running backs these days?

        • Mark Gormley

          Joe… Don’t be such an asshole. He also a gigantic liability in the passing game with his stone hands and shitty blocking.

          • JoeNo

            Thats true, he also tortures chidren

          • Mark Gormley

            +1 bloody scrotum.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooo

  • Mr. Horse
  • Brew_City

    Adam Schefter‏Verified account
    @AdamSchefter

    With Harvard graduates in their front office, Browns very interested in Baltimore’s Pro-Bowl Harvard FB Kyle Juszczyk, per sources.

    • Brew_City

      This is how you suck for eternity

      • 12alegend4ever

        The Browns have a reputation they must live down to.

  • 12alegend4ever

    AP considering Oakland or Seattle as possible destinations. Oakland has the line he needs. Seattle does not.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Somewhere R8R’s head is hurting and she doesn’t know why.

  • Brew_City

    Aaron Rodgers is on ESPN radio in Madison. He reiterates the “all-in” comment and says #Packers could add players in/outside of the season.

    • Brew_City

      Rodgers says the difference between winning the Super Bowl or losing in the NFC championship game comes down to “a few plays or players.”

      • 12alegend4ever

        TT just shut off his radio.

        • Brew_City

          he doesn’t even have a radio

          • 12alegend4ever

            Then he shut off Capers’ radio.

      • Mr. Horse

        He’s right, of course. If Shields hadn’t gone down we could be polishing a trophy.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Indeed.

        • JoeNo

          Atlanta could have scored 70 on the packers if they wanted. One player wasn’t changing that.

          • Mr. Horse

            No one, including you, has any idea about how the season would have been different for the secondary, except that it would have been better. You picked the worst case game at the end of the season, 18 games after Shields went down.

          • Joe No

            Not even LT could have made that defense mediocre. Not when dbs play 10 yards back

  • 12alegend4ever

    Sam Shields got concussed during game one and you’d think TT would have dug someone up with all that time.

    • Mr. Horse

      Who? Should have brought in an okay vet before the season.

    • Brew_City

      One would think your GM knew your top CB has concussion issues after he missed over a month with one less than a year prior

  • Brew_City

    lmao… Rodgers loves trolling Florio

    • 12alegend4ever

      It’s in his nature.

      • 12alegend4ever

        A defining characteristic.

        • Brew_City

          Florio is such a little bitch he deserves it

  • hawkshaw

    so, trade mathews or move him inside

    • Joe No

      No one is going to trade for an injury prone white guy approaching the wrong side of 30

  • Brew_City
  • Pi

    Right now you’ve got your beady little eyes locked onto the toughest SOB on FAP.

    • Pi

      Greetings from Detroit airport. En route to Fort Lauderdale.

      • Mark Gormley

        Land of queefs and home of the gays.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Hope you packed your Hawaiian shirts and shorts. Upper 70’s today, 80’s Thur and Fri

  • Pi
  • 12alegend4ever

    Brandon Marshall becomes a NY Giant. I guess he doesn’t much like moving.

    • Bartz

      He has that showtime gig

  • 12alegend4ever

    And the 49er’s are showing off their FA acquisition skills grabbing a mediocre Brian Hoyer in exchange for a mediocre Kaepernick.

    Shrewd move boys.

  • Pi

    Those SKA fuckbutts can argue about the same thing for months.

  • Joe No

    No one expected shields Marijuana soaked brain would be so easily concussed.

    • Brew_City

      I did

      • Joe No

        Cant say i remember seeing a single person ever mention Shields concussions before the season

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Heading for my hobby job!

    Later gaters

  • Alias Number One™

    Is Brian Hoyer even mediocre?

    • Joe No

      He is better than cutler. So we know he is better than fucking awful

  • Bartz

    “Nice… peeps be hatin on Nickelback but I say they jam…” – Alias

    • Mark Gormley

      Do I have to permaban him now?

      • Joe No

        Can i permaban him now?

        Is the real question

        • Mark Gormley

          Despite what whiny Lanzo has cried about, mods can’t do shit on Disqus.

          • JoeNo

            Why is PI dulling out fake power, who does he think he is? Trump?

  • JoeNo

    Nick Perry will become an unrestricted free agent on Thursday, but by the looks of things he won’t be on the market for long.

    According to Tim Silverstein of the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel (via NFL Trade Rumors), the Indianapolis Colts are “very interested” in signing Perry. The Colts are on the verge of losing outside linebacker Erik Walden who oddly enough spent a few seasons with the Packers before joining the Colts.

    Silverstein mentions the Packers could re-sign Perry and still have enough money to sign their players and new free agents this offseason. However, there will be a bidding war for Perry, and the Packers will have to back out if the price gets too high.

    But the Colts aren’t the only team making a push for Perry.

    According to Bill Huber of Scout, the Jets may offer Perry a contract today. The Jets are in need of a pass rusher as they recorded only 27 sacks last year.

    Perry’s market value is around $8 million per season. But with him being a high-demand player, Perry could land a contract, which pays him $11 million per year. That’s a little too much for the Packers as they are looking to re-sign players like T.J. Lang, Eddie Lacy, Micah Hyde, Julius Peppers and Jared Cook.

    In 2016, Perry led the Packers with 11 sacks to go along with his 52 tackles, four passes defended and one interception. Pro Football Focus had Perry ranked as the 13th best pass rusher out of 109 players.

  • Bartz

    I still want to be a mod.. You fuckers (Pi) took it away from me!!

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t say that. Pi will never make you a mod if he knows you want to be one. I told him to make Gravy a mod and not me.

      • Bartz

        But Gravy is a mod!

        • Mark Gormley

          He isn’t. You would know that if you hung out with us at night during the weekend. But you’re always watching TV on Xbox live.

          • Bartz

            Is too

          • Mark Gormley

            Your face!

  • Bartz
  • Bartz

    Gorm – If you would play Destiny motherfucker!!

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been addicted to Skyrim recently and it’s subsuming my life.

  • Bartz

    I’m going to finally buy the protoss campaign for StarCraft 2

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m going to play less video games and get back to reading more.

  • K.

    IDK what’s for dinner yet.

    • Bartz

      My dick.. Oh yeah giggity giggity goo

  • Pi

    Greetings from my layover in Charlotte.

    • Mark Gormley

      Greetings from a parking lot in Seattle–the fucking interstate.

  • Mr. Horse

    The I AM FUCKING SUPERMAN part of offseason has arrived.
    “I Feel Stronger. I Feel More Driven.”

    – @derekcarrqb

    • JoeNo

      Isn’t he still in a wheel chair?

      • Mark Gormley

        I like he how compares himself to Brett Favre.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Watch out. I sense the presence of a shifty chink.

  • Pussyfooting 87
    • Mr. Horse

      I hope this asshole was beaten to death

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Lol

  • Mr. Horse

    @RobDemovsky
    It appears Micah Hyde will hit the open market tomorrow. The versatile defensive back does not have an offer.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    S Micah Hyde is said to be “aggressively pursuing other options” out of the #Packers. Looks like he’s out the door. 2 other strong offers

    • Mr. Horse

      Why pay him? Draft a junior college point guard in the 7th.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Because I like him.

        • Mr. Horse

          I do too. Had my TT hat on.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Gay sausages.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    At least Jordy and mike Daniels will be around

    • Pussyfooting 87

      *sigh….and schum*

  • Pussyfooting 87

    John lynch lost it I think…every FA he has signed.

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      I’m sure TT will draft more hybrids who can’t cover or pass rush

      • Mark Gormley

        If he drafts Christian McCaffrey I’m going to set Brew’s closet ablaze.

        • JoeNo

          He does love white people

  • Mr. Horse

    Calais Campbell s expected to sign with the Jaguars

    • Mark Gormley

      Goodell just needs to stop that franchise from signing players and then ruining them.

      • Mark Gormley

        They’re basically the Lions of the South.

  • Mr. Horse

    Packer Free Agency HQ
    http://i.imgur.com/rMi6uYW.gifv

    • JoeNo

      There isn’t much to sign, if Perry leaves there a few other mediocre players to fill his spot. Can’t really see any FA signings unless they lose Lacy and Lang as well.

  • Mark Gormley

    So, you’re telling me that the defense could be worse than last year?

    • JoeNo

      1 spot worse, yes.

      • Mark Gormley

        Maybe I’ll join Hawk for a few pints of gasoline.

      • Mr. Horse

        All we need is 11 D players signed.

  • Mark Gormley

    So, another year of hoping AR’s magic can rule the day.

    • JoeNo

      Its like watching Marinos career all over again.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fire the owners!

  • JoeNo

    According to Ian Rapoport of the NFL Network, Hyde is “aggressively pursuing other options” and he’s likely not going to re-sign with the Packers. Rapoport mentioned two teams have made strong offers to Hyde.
    This would be a big blow to the Packers if Hyde does sign with another team. This past season, Hyde had to play cornerback as well as strong safety and finished the year with 56 tackles, one sack, nine passes defended and three interceptions. In the playoffs, Hyde was just as effective, recording 14 tackles, one sack, three passes defended and one interception in three games.
    Hyde has been with the Packers since being drafted by the team in the fifth round in 2013. The Iowa alum has missed only one game during that span and has recorded at least three interceptions the last two seasons.

    • JoeNo

      Looks like another year of losing a underutilized CB.

      • Mark Gormley

        More than that, he was a hybrid player that actually panned out.

        • Mr. Horse

          More than that, multiple role iron man

          • Mr. Horse

            Exactly the kind of player TT wants, or used to.

  • Mark Gormley

    Wait. So the Jaguars kept their defensive coordinator who runs Gus Bradley’s system he made famous in Seattle, and in consecutive years they will have signed two high-priced FAs who are 3-4 DEs?

    • Mark Gormley

      I say this with some disappointment that Campbell will not land in GB. He is from Denver and I watched him play a bit when he was in HS.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooooooo

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So weird the sicker iam the more I smoke.

    • Bartz

      And the more you smoke the sicker you will get… Its a sad circle.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I think I’m gonna leave at noon today

  • Bartz

    I’m going to fap 5 times today.

  • Bartz
  • Mr. Horse

    TONYROMOTONYROMOTONYROMOTONYROMOTONYROMOTONYROMO.

  • Mr. Horse

    So, Nick Perry maybe getting signed by GB, TJ Lang on a home improvement mission.
    @TJLang70 26 minutes ago
    Nice little Thursday planned.. Home Depot, get some flooring, maybe some wallpaper. Bed bath and beyond..

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I often wonder how some people managed to make it through life being dumb as a fucking rock.
    And that’s coming from me

    • Brew_City

      magical isn’t it?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Like how many jobs or how long have they worked I don’t get it.

        • 12alegend4ever

          The world is filled with material handlers, box loaders and gofers.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Government and laws are taking all the fun out of killing people.

  • JoeNo

    I hope everyone has a happy Tony Romo day.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Nick Perry is reported to be resigning with GB says Ian Rapoport.

  • 12alegend4ever

    SEA is reportedly NOT INTERESTED in Adrian Beaterson.

  • Mr. Horse

    WTF. Eagles released Connor Barwin. 5 sacks, 20 tackles, 1 forced fumble.

    • Mr. Horse

      He was amenable to a pay cut. ???

      • 12alegend4ever

        They were trying to shop him but age (30) may have been a problem. Philly hasn’t been the swiftest in the personnel dept either.

        • Joe No

          You cant blame chip kellys incompetence on dougy

        • Mr. Horse

          Played in all 16 games. Did better in 3/4 than last season’s 4/3. He’s white. I could see TT taking a flyer on him.

          • Joe No

            Mainly because the white part

  • Joe No

    Is datone a ufa or fa?

    • Brew_City

      he’s unrestricted

      • 12alegend4ever

        Free as a bird.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Has there been any word on Julius Peppers?

    • Joe No

      If im going to use 1 word “old”

      • 12alegend4ever

        3 batted passes, 2 forced fumbles and 7.5 sacks does not define old to me. Besides, he could come at a basement bargain price.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Bears signed Glennon. It’s fucking over.

  • Alias Number One™

    WTF! I want more mock drafts!!!

    • Mark Gormley

      Mosley continues to fail us.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Nag, nag, nag.

  • Mr. Horse

    Browns are going to overpay Tretter.

    • Mark Gormley

      Yet they won’t pay Pryor.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Pete Dougherty of Packer News puts in a claim that GB should pursue AP.

    Interesting to note Packer News has a foreword stating they pulled out a reference to AP beating his child saying “it was poorly reasoned and insensitive”.

    That basically defines the entire article. Dougherty can’t see things very well with his head stuffed up his butt.

    • Joe No

      Packers offense is built to have low turnovers. AP doesnt fit that mold

      • 12alegend4ever

        Not being able to block or catch doesn’t help matters much.

  • Alias Number One™

    Would you take Joe Mixon?

    • Brew_City

      probably

  • Mark Gormley

    Kirk Cousins has asked Snyder to trade him.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Yeah, and Houston is drooling at the prospect of Kirk becoming a Texan.

      • 12alegend4ever

        KFAN topic during my morning ride into work today.

      • Mark Gormley

        Are they going to use all of their cap space on backup QBs?

        • 12alegend4ever

          With all the QB injuries they usually get, that might be sound logic for them.

  • Mark Gormley

    I demand some boob gifs.

  • Joe No

    TT is going to get down to business real soon. First he is going to have lunch and then take a nap.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I hear he is up to his 251st mock draft.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Draft board scenarios all over the place.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Jc tretter to browns por que

    • 12alegend4ever

      Thomas will not feel so lonesome now. That makes two good players on that team.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Guys I’m going home I made sure some shit was done no2 I’m going home to die

    • 12alegend4ever

      How can a young guy like you get sick???

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Sinus infection

      • Bartz

        Sticking his dick where it doesn’t belong.

  • Mark Gormley

    But, Joe, I don’t want any Chinese people here either.

  • Brew_City

    *sigh*

    • Mark Gormley

      Sorry about pooping in your wallet.

  • Alias Number One™

    Nick Perry – $60 mil…

    • Mr. Horse

      NEVER believe what you read about $$$ when deals are announced on blogs.

  • Alias Number One™

    Would you take Revis at $8 mil?

    • Mr. Horse

      over 8 years with $500 guaranteed

    • Brew_City

      helllllllllll no

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Alias Number One™

    These contracts where they pay players for what they did are one thing, but what they might do, is fucking nuts!

  • Alias Number One™

    Horse? How much cap space we got?

    • Mr. Horse

      Don’t know, have to wait for contract details to come out.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I think last I saw at the time last week as 38 mil?

    • Mr. Horse

      Means nothing now.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        That’s why I said last week NIGGA

  • Mr. Horse

    Cutler released. Packers should sign him to throw in practice, to build confidence in the defense.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol noooo

    • 12alegend4ever

      I’m hoping the Lions pick him up.

  • Brew_City

    Perry’s cap hit will be like 5.7 this year

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lol Cutler asked to be released

  • Alias Number One™

    Dang, the 4th best QB in Packers history has been released.

    • 12alegend4ever

      That’s sad. You could always count on Cutty when the chips were down.

  • Mr. Horse

    Perry’s deal with Green Bay is basically a 2 year deal with three one year options on the end.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m huffing eucluptuis oil right now I’m getting FUUUUUUUUUUCKED up. YA DIG?

  • Mark Gormley

    Poor Jay… How will he afford his smokes now?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Gotta lay off the diabetes meds

      • Mark Gormley

        They are already saving money on vaccines.

  • Brew_City

    Here’s a breakdown of Nick Perry’s contract with the Packers: Five years, $60 million. Includes an $18.5 million signing bonus (the only guaranteed money). It also includes roster bonuses of $4.3 million in 2018 (payable the third day of the league year) and $4.8 million in 2019 (third day of the league year). Base salaries are: $1.3 million (2017), $1.9 million (2018), $5.2 million in 2019, $9.6 million in 2020, $9.4 million in 2021. There’s another $5 million in per-game roster bonuses and workout bonuses.

    • Mr. Horse

      Seems reasonable.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I’m coo with it

    • Alias Number One™

      That ain’t so bad broken down. I smell him getting cut in two years.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I checked Cutler’s bio in Wikipedia to see if his wife Kristin is still working. Ya know, to be sure they can still make ends meet. She’s doing stuff she doesn’t get paid for like supporting PETA.

    She is also in favor of gay marriages, which totally explains her relationship with Jay.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Perry just has to break his hand again to be worth more then 50$

    • Pussyfooting 87

      The club….gave me a chub that boy sure could play with a club

  • Bartz

    18.5 mill after taxes and agent cut leaves him with 100 dollars

    • 12alegend4ever

      Words from an optimist.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brew has 5 types of genital warts

    • 12alegend4ever

      I think it is interesting for you to be so familiar with Brew’s genitalia.

      • 12alegend4ever

        You shower together too?

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Here’s something to consider: #Packers have $25M / year tied up in their two OLBs. They combined for 18 sacks in 19 games last season.

    • Mr. Horse

      You been reading ESPN again?

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Silverstein

        • Mr. Horse

          Well, it’s dumb. Then again, he wants GB to sign AP, so he is.

          • 12alegend4ever

            Silverstein too!? It sounds like the WI sportswriters have mad cow disease and its affecting their brains.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Horse, I’ve warned Jordy about going to strange websites.

  • 12alegend4ever

    PFT announces “Chargers lock up back up QB Kellen Clemens”. It almost sounds like Clemens had done something wrong.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Uuuugvvgvvvvvghhhhhh
    Horse
    Can confirm @RobDemovsky report #Packers didn’t tender Jayrone Elliott. Still mutual interest, but Elliott weighing other offers.

    • Mr. Horse

      Test the market, I guess.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Nick Fairley (you may remember him as the drunken Lion) is “nearing a long term deal with the New Orleans Saints”. I wonder if he has negotiated a suite on Bourbon St during Mardi Gras as part of the deal?

  • Brew_City

    Tyler Dunne‏Verified account @TyDunne 52s52 seconds ago
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    The Bears acquired Jay Cutler to beat Green Bay. Here’s how he faired: 187/433 for 2,961 yards, 16 TD, 23 INT (56.7 rating). Chi went 2-12.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Lol

      • 12alegend4ever

        And the decline was steady and sure, with the last years as the worst.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Shades of Blaine Gabbert.

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Pussyfooting 87

    Brew remember trestman promised to beat the packers

    • Brew_City

      So did Lovie

      • 12alegend4ever

        And Greene (oops! That was the Vikings).

  • Alias Number One™

    Vince Young is a Roughrider..

    • Brew_City

      giggity

    • 12alegend4ever

      That’s the Saskatchewan Roughriders, if you please.

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Bartz, hook me up with some bewbs.

  • gravy_t

    Fuck, the bad news is the Bears cut Cutler. But the good news is they signed Mike Glennon to be their starter.

    • Mark Gormley

      SB or bust.

      • gravy_t

        You’re hot when you talk about busts.

        • Mark Gormley

          You leave Stafford out of this!

    • gravy_t

      azbearsfan says:

      Mar 9, 2017 1:39 PM

      I remember how excited I was when the Bears traded for him. What a let down.

  • gravy_t

    Cutler to the Browns. At least he’ll have an offensive line now.

  • gravy_t

    And now the Cowboys are NOT cutting Romo, but the Texans and Broncos want to trade for him. That has to be a strategic media fabrication designed to create a nonexistent bidding war.

  • gravy_t

    Now it’s all about the Christian Ponder derby. Where will he end up?

  • gravy_t

    How come this place is so dead anymore? Only other person here is a jew? That hardly counts as a real person.

  • gravy_t

    Alright whatever. I don’t need to take this abuse. I’ll be back later.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Sucks to be Brock Osweiler.

    • gravy_t

      Um, have you been to Houston lately? Much worse than Cleveland.

      • Mark Gormley

        The Browns organization is soooooooo bad though.

  • gravy_t

    The Browns are retarded. Trading for Osweiller’s contract.

    • Mark Gormley

      At least they get a second round pick out of it…

    • JoeNo

      Maybe we can get them to eat CM3

  • Mark Gormley

    “We need a quarterback, but we have a history of destroying them. What should we do?”

    “Sir, we could always trade for a quarterback that is already broken.”

    “Make it happen!”

  • JoeNo

    Nothing would make me happier than if Brock takes the browns to the playoffs and beats a Romo led Texans now.

    • JoeNo

      Scratch that, banging Scarlett Johanson would make me happier.

      • Mark Gormley

        And more likely to happen than your first comment.

  • Brew_City

    Fat Alshon to the iggles

    • Brew_City

      Bears gonna be damn bad

      • Hooza

        You mean still suck?

    • Mark Gormley

      Oh Asslawn…

    • JoeNo

      They have a stud RB, an improving offensive line and will have a better defense than the Packers next year

  • Alias Number One™

    Wait, Romo is a Texan & Osweiller is a Brown?

  • Mr. Horse

    FUCK. Hyde’s a Bill.

    • Brew_City

      Silverstien said they weren’t even trying to sign him. Didn’t even contact him

      • Mr. Horse

        WTF.

        • Brew_City

          Don’t worry we have Rollins and Randall

  • Brew_City

    Field Yates‏Verified account @FieldYates 45s46 seconds ago
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    The Bills have signed former Packers DB Micah Hyde.

  • Mr. Horse

    Browns already got a 2nd for Osweiler, making 26 picks the next two drafts. Now they’re going to trade him to someone else and get another pick.

    • JoeNo

      No one will take on that contract, he’ll ride the bench and get cut next year.

  • Brew_City

    Adam Caplan‏Verified account
    @caplannfl

    New #Browns C/G J.C. Tretter gets 3 years, $16.75m, $10m guaranteed, source said.

    • JoeNo

      TT will be getting all the comp picks next year.

      • Brew_City

        that’s kind of a weak deal. Compared to what I thought he’d get

  • JoeNo

    Dear god Hyde got paid.

  • Brew_City

    Ian Rapoport‏Verified account @RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
    More
    The #Bills are giving Micah Hyde $30M over 5 years, source said. $32.5M max. $14M guaranteed

    • JoeNo

      Stupid Bills, don’t they realize Packers defenders are terrible.

  • Mark Gormley

    Aldon Smiff is back in the news!

    • JoeNo

      Thug life players make me smile. Follow the law and make millions, still cannot figure it out.

  • okxcy

    the Browns actually won a trade?
    the end is nigh

  • JoeNo

    Totally feeling a Packers Revis deal coming

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Hello.

    • JoeNo

      Every team is getting better but the packers!!!

      • Mr. Horse

        WHERE ARE THE FA TEAM GRADES?

        • JoeNo

          We get nothing till ROMO SIGNS!@

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I always thought draft and develop ment keeping the guys.
    Letting Hyde go is no bueno. Should of offered him something before.
    Now we can rely on kentrell Brice I guess.

    • JoeNo

      Worse of all our first round pick probably won’t play at all, like every year.

    • Mr. Horse

      Too much $$$ for a team that needs more secondary speed.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Well I bet if we bit first he wouldn’t be a bill.

        • Mr. Horse

          Yeah, he would. That’s 2x what TT would have offered and way more guaranteed.

          • JoeNo

            He’ll also probably be a starter on the bills, won’t be stuck as a number 4.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    The packers are gonna sign some no name guy that was like on a practice squad I bet.

  • Mr. Horse

    Eddie Lacy will visit the #Seahawks and #Vikings. #Packers still interested.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • Mr. Horse

      AR’s going to get his new players but they’re going to be junior college point guards.

  • Mark Gormley

    Horse, I’m going to need to see your FA grade for each team.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    #GreenBayPackers #GBPackers #Packers T.J. Lang sets up visits with Lions, Seahawks #GoPackGo https://t.co/jewLb3izL9

    • Mr. Horse

      Got a shot at re-signing Cook, who actually isn’t all that good.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Por que amigo?

        • Mr. Horse

          He’s okay, not really great but it’s in a big package GB didn’t have.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Lets see what tennis players are not gonna be at the combine.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Were not*

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m out of it.

  • Alias Number One™

    For fuck’s sake, TT is going to let everyone go but Perry?

    • Mr. Horse

      and the punter

    • JoeNo

      Lacy is gone, Seattle has really good food.

      • Mr. Horse

        They’re all gone as of 4 pm EST, headed for better restaurants.

      • Mark Gormley

        Could be a good scheme fit for him too. Although offensive line is trash.

  • okxcy

    we already know the lions will win the offseason
    so what are you all arguing about

  • Brew_City

    Makes sense Eddie is visiting the Vikings. He’s put several of their defenders into the hospital

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s the only that destroyed Teddy’s leg?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      They are gonna jump him when he gets there

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/eJiiTkj.jpg[/img]

    • Mr. Horse

      They’re sifting through the bag of cut shag balls.

  • Mark Gormley

    I wonder how Jim and his podium are feeling so far.

  • JoeNo

    Alex‏ @Schultz1712 1m1 minute ago
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    The only thing worse then the packers offseason is the packers playoff defense
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    Reply Retweet

    lol

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ayyyy @micah_hyde oh my gawddd…go head bruhh!!! #thebrodie

    -Jeff *wigger* Janis

  • Pussyfooting 87

    So….now that lacy will probably be gone.
    Any word on Christine Michael

    • Mr. Horse

      Yes. He sucks.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Jesus lawwwwd. Give him time to practice

        • Mr. Horse

          He’s had 3,4 teams to practice wif.

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Go head Brodie n ayyyyyy him…..

          ?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Ahhhhhhwwww gaaaawdddd I finna start spittin my verses like Jeff Janis

  • Pussyfooting 87

    You guys are Bolsheviks.

    • Mark Gormley

      English, please.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Yoooooooo yewwwww brodiesssss is Bolsheviks

        • Mark Gormley

          Just say anus and move on, Brodie.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            Oghhhhhhhh no yew isn’t!!!!!! Braaaaawdie

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Report: Aldon Smith detained by San Francisco police for public intoxication on Thursday morning. #NFL https://t.co/0doi94IEMe https://t.co/dhQGPNkpFA

    • Brew_City

      lmao

  • Brew_City

    Micah Hyde‏Verified account @micah_hyde 13s14 seconds ago
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    A HUGE thank you to Packernation for the last 4 years. Although GB didn’t make an offer, I’m so EXCITED to become a Bill. Thank you Buffalo!

    • Alias Number One™

      This one pisses me off!

  • JoeNo

    Adam Hoge‏Verified account @AdamHoge 2h2 hours ago
    More
    With Alshon moving on, the #Bears still have only given contract extensions to 4 of their own draft picks since 2007, which is stunning.

  • JoeNo

    I bet when TT plays checkers he’s one of those assholes who never moves the back row

  • Pi

    What up my honkies?

  • Pussyfooting 87

    @micah_hyde unfollowed.

  • Pi

    Jordy I miss you like TT misses his own draft picks.

    • Pi

      But I found weed in Fort Lauderdale so I’m coping okay.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        Why are you always coming to America

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Stay out of here

        • Pi

          Travelling to third world countries has always been a hobby of mine.

  • Pi

    That moment when Pi shows up on your blog…
    http://i.imgur.com/rE51W35.gif

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Oh! You’re unbelievable

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi

    • Pussyfooting 87

      My nigga

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I, alive

        • Pussyfooting 87

          Work in too much?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            eight days striaght

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, where the fuck is that mock draft you promised?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Its almost done will be in by the dead line

    • Matt Mosley 69

      you sound like my AD now

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley, did you see that your team re-signed Orleans Darkwa?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      The a signed white guy named Rhetta

      • Pussyfooting 87

        €oo

  • Mark Gormley

    💩💩💩

  • Bartz

    Mos, the deadline was 3 days ago the punishment is pegging

    • JoeNo

      Also the reward would have been pegging

      • hawkshaw

        from queen latifah

  • Wafflehouse Meth Head in Vegas
    • Mark Gormley

      Are TT and Barclay fucking each other?

  • gravy_t

    How many free agents did we sign so far?

    • gravy_t

      Warv^^^^^ it’s been a while since I put it in your poon.

    • Mr. Horse

      2, Both ours.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Tj Lang to Seahawks? Or is “packer nation” being a bish

    • Mr. Horse

      He was in DET today. Bish.

  • gravy_t

    I’ll be in and out tonight drinking, but watch out for that faggot imposter

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Good bye darling

  • Pussyfooting 87
  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      Not me

  • gravy_t
  • Pussyfooting 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Wow. Lanzo never ceases to amaze.

    • JoeNo

      Cept in the bedroom, just ask the goats

    • gravy_t

      That’s not what his wife said.

      • Mark Gormley

        Change your name, Lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley

    Are you feeling any better, Jordy?

    • Pussyfooting 87

      Nah

      • Mark Gormley

        Mosley has that effect on people.

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING & NEVAR COMING BACCCK
    http://i.imgur.com/jzF1hS8l.png

    • Mark Gormley

      Well, he’ll come back and pretend to be one the more well-liked posters on here. You need to care more about Lanzo’s feelings, Horse. This place is his safespace.

      • Mr. Horse

        Circlejerker.

    • Pussyfooting 87

      I had that same blankey

  • Pussyfooting 87

    IM GOING GO SLEEP AND ILL BE BACK AT 445AM !!!

    • Mark Gormley

      Feel better, Brodie!

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      As long as you aren’t Lanzo pretending to be Bartz.

      • Bartz

        I’m bartz. If you made me a mod ( PI I’m looking at you ) you would know for sure!

        • Mark Gormley

          You need to play hard to get, bro. It’s the only way.

          • Bartz

            Fuck that. I’ll just bitch for eternity!

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t go all Lanzo on us.

          • Bartz

            I won’t fuck a goat complain.

  • Pi

    Just so you all know, I flagged all of your comments.

    • Mark Gormley

      Down voted.

    • Mr. Horse

      Have you found any big boy shoes your woman will allow you to have yet?

  • Mark Gormley

    I DEMAND BEWB GIFS!!!

  • Mr. Horse

    Perry’s contract is $18.5M over 2 years. If he proves he exceeds it, he’ll get moar. It’s a fair deal for both sides, and one he didn’t have to accept. He called AR, CMIII and Peppers after he’d signed. It’s the only fair deal in the NFL on day 1 of free agency.

  • Mr. Horse
  • gravy_t

    Got some bulleit bourbon tonight

  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      Me and buddy watching movies tonight

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Yooo

  • Pi

    Good morning gypsies.

  • Pi

    Horse never sleeps.

  • Bartz

    Pi never removes his butt plug 😛

    • Pi

      That’s called “efficiency” son.

  • Brew_City

    Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter

    Contract talks between the Packers and free-agent TE Jared Cook have broken off, per source. Cook expected to visit other teams.

    • Brew_City
    • Bartz

      You don’t say. Rodgers saying he wants him back, probably drove the price up some. But I had a feeling he would want a pretty penny anyway.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Jared Cook shopping himself huh?

    There aren’t many other QBs in this league who will be as good for him as AR would be. Perhaps he is unsettled to see half the GB team go AWOL.

    • Brew_City

      perhaps our GM is just a fucking tight wad

      • 12alegend4ever

        Can I assume that is a statement and not a question?

      • Mr. Horse

        Probably got his eye on a couple Division D forwards

  • JoeNo

    How much money does Cook think he is worth? I assumed like a 5M a year deal for 2

    • JoeNo

      IF he is asking for 10M a year, may as well try to get bennett

  • 12alegend4ever

    Spotrac calculates Cook’s market contract to be $3,375,712 per year with a four year contract.

  • Brew_City

    No it’s OK guys. We’ll draft a TE and he’ll be ready to contribute right away.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Yes Mr. Quarles!

  • Pussyfooting 87

    What did I miss

    • Brew_City

      Packers and Cook have broken off talks. Going to visit other teams

  • Pussyfooting 87

    TT needs to get out of the casket…
    Wtf
    Contract talks between the Packers and free-agent TE Jared Cook have broken off, per source. Cook expected to visit other teams.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Rodgers is gonna go ape shit.

  • 12alegend4ever

    From my morning crossword puzzle, no lie….

    Clue: Who has shown up for all the Detroit Lions Super Bowls?
    Ans: Noone

  • 12alegend4ever

    So Eddie Lacy. Are you going down the rabbit hole just like several other former GB Packers and sign with the ViQueens?

    • Joe No

      It will have to be a pretty wide hole

      • 12alegend4ever

        He’ll make it if he sees a buffet table down there.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Looks like GB is taking the “wait and see” approach to Guion, pushing his roster bonuses out to Weeks 9 and 15 @ $300,000 a piece. Slap the hand and say “Naughty, naughty!”

  • Mr. Horse

    Pi, buy Hawkshaw a plane ticket with your frequent flyer miles, so he can liveblog.
    American Indians to march on White House in rally for rights ===>

    • 12alegend4ever

      Saw that. Hawk will be there if they provide free wine.

      • Mr. Horse

        You misspelled blackberry brandy

        • 12alegend4ever

          Got me on that! LOL

    • Joe No

      With all tgese rallies why do they never say what rights they are looking for. Its always a generic were not happy march.

      • 12alegend4ever

        I dunno. The pipeline protest was pretty specific.

        • Joe No

          Im mostly refering to the gender and race rallies. We have a bill of rights, they have legal routes with those so why march. If they want more they can fuck off.

          • 12alegend4ever

            If you think Obama is taking long naps and writing his memoirs these days, you are sadly mistaken. He has set up his own “war room” in DC and is getting these rallies organized to spite Trump for pulling all his favorite regulations out of circulation.

          • Joe No

            Ok, but what do the indians want in this specific rally? They never mention what they want

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Panthers finalising contract with peppers?!?! Kicks self in balls

    • 12alegend4ever

      They are singing kumbaya In NC as we speak. It’s a coming home party for Peppers. GB may have already known about Peppers’ wishes.

      * proper spelling (translates to “come by here”, a spiritual song)

  • Pussyfooting 87

    I’m sorry but I really did like peppers.

    • 12alegend4ever

      Me too. But I am happy for him. He gets a chance to play for his old team again and likely made a ton of money with the move.

      Some things are just “right” and meant to be. This is one.

      • Pussyfooting 87

        I’m gonna fart in your filthy mouth brother.

        • 12alegend4ever

          Panthers have been begging for him to return the last two years.

          • Pussyfooting 87

            I’m taking a yuuuuuuuuuuge sewer smelling shit don’t fuck with me bro.

    • Joe No

      They are the reason mexican food is delicious

      • 12alegend4ever

        And Thai cuisine too.

  • Pussyfooting 87

    Omg this poo smells like……
    The rivers in India were they all bathe and let dead bodies rot

    • 12alegend4ever

      They don’t put the dead bodies in the river. They put them on a raft filled with flowers and cremate them in the river. Just like the Vikings did 1500 years ago.

  • Wafflehouse Meth Head in Vegas
  • 12alegend4ever

    I haven’t seen a Packer fan happy about free agency since Reggie White signed with GB….

    • Joe No

      Im not unhappy

  • gravy_t

    Hyde: “Can I come back?”
    Peppers: “Can I come back?”
    Cook: “Can I come back?”

    TT:
    http://i.imgur.com/Vg7VyaI.jpg

    • gravy_t

      Maybe he’s sick of everyone’s shit and he’s going to sign the entire Dallas Cowboys roster once everyone is gone.

  • 12alegend4ever

    I wonder which remaining Bear QB will be the starter in 2017, Fales or Shaw? Neither has a career QB rating over 60.0 so it’s going to be a mad dash to see which one is the most “impressive”.

    I kinda like to see Fales play, mostly because his name rhymes with “fails”.

    • Mr. Horse

      Rodgers is going to demand he be traded to Chicago because they’re going all-in. TT will release him.

      • 12alegend4ever

        Well, the Bears should know a lot about being committed. They talk about it every year.

      • Joe No

        So do the jags, and about 3 other shit teams. Doesnt seem to work for them well

  • Mark Gormley

    Change your name, Lanzo. Stop being a biggity bitch.

    • Wafflehouse Meth Head in Vegas

      shut the fuck up gormley

      • Mark Gormley

        Ima grab you by the pussy.

        • Wafflehouse Meth Head in Vegas

          dont threaten me with good time

  • gravy_t

    That was me gorms…I think

    • Mark Gormley

      Nope!

  • 12alegend4ever

    What’s the saying about Gormley and Vegas?

    “Gotta keep ’em separated!”

  • Mark Gormley

    That actually is Gravy. My bad!

    • Mark Gormley

      That shiftless Vegas tricked me.

    • Joe No

      You can tell its gravy by the overwhelming smell of bad fish

  • 12alegend4ever

    “On this day 50 years ago, Bud Grant was named head coach of the Vikings.” ====>>>>

    What is scary is the guy is still alive and runs a rummage sale out of his garage every year since he retired.

    What is even more scary is I remember when he became head coach.

    • Mark Gormley

      Great. Now Lanzo is going to break into Bud Grant’s house.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Associated Press ====>>>>
    Posts QB Cousins picture with a title saying Peppers is headed back to the Panthers.

    What a bunch of Maroons!

  • Brew_City

    waiting for ted to do something like
    http://i.imgur.com/gcpFlRu.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      He re-signed Schum and Barclay!

      • Brew_City

        something useful*

      • 12alegend4ever

        Barclay can be inserted into most spots on the line and play. The down side is he usually doesn’t play all the positions well.

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s not a turnstile–but isn’t much better than one.

  • Brew_City

    Adam Schefter‏Verified account
    @AdamSchefter

    Carolina trading DE Kony Ealy and a third-round pick to Patriots in exchange for New England’s second-round pick, league sources tell ESPN.

    • Brew_City

      Look at the Super Bowl champions making their team better

      • Mark Gormley

        But think of all of the projects TT will draft. He’ll draft a guy who played both OT and TE at Slippery Rock College in the third round in the hopes of converting a guard who can replace Lang.

        • Mr. Horse

          Basketball forward from Coastal Carolina

          • Mark Gormley

            To be Rodger’s heir-apparent?

          • Mr. Horse

            Tight end, ready in 2019 midseason

  • Mark Gormley

    T. Pryor to the Skins.

  • Mark Gormley

    It could be much, much worse: Marvin Lewis reportedly had to beg Mike Brown for a scouting department.

  • hawkshaw

    first manhatten ,ass sniffers

    • Mark Gormley

      Dootch.

    • Bartz

      I started drinking at 12:00:01 this morning!

  • hawkshaw

    so can spriggs play guard

    • Mr. Horse

      NO

    • Brew_City

      No but he’s probably gonna have to

  • Brew_City

    Lose 2 all-pro level G’s in 1 year.
    “We’re doing everything we can to win the SB”

    OK

  • hawkshaw

    bullaga played great last year don’t want to move him inside

  • hawkshaw

    well fuck ,experts are saying it’s a down year on o-lineman

  • hawkshaw

    losing tretter hurts but lane taylor beat him out for a guard spot

    • Brew_City

      Tretter isn’t a G anyways. Gets his ass kicked

  • hawkshaw

    tt = tightwad ted

  • Alias Number One™

    Not sure why I bother giving two shits about free agency. For fuck’s sake!

    • hawkshaw

      gives ya a reason to drink

    • Brew_City

      because we all have this small hope inside that the Packers might actually wanna be better next year.

  • Mark Gormley

    As a Jew, I respect TT’s thriftiness.

    • hawkshaw

      ha

  • hawkshaw

    resign lacy draft ogunbawle out of wisky ,in the seventh ,good third down back with some shiftiness

    • Brew_City

      We already have Ty money

      • hawkshaw

        flyer in the seventh ,how many of them guys stick anyway

        • Brew_City

          should probably pick as many defenders as you can.

          Seeing as how the ones we have aren’t very good

          • hawkshaw

            hope for a udfa like shields

  • Mark Gormley

    TT will have to keep drafting DBs because his last crop hasn’t really panned out, which means other positions are going to be neglected and start to suck too.

    • Brew_City

      as the Packer world turns

  • hawkshaw

    ya know what sucks ,we will end up 40 mil under the cap space