Pi is a dink canadian fag

That is all. peace out motherfuckers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • okxcy

    I award this a poolitzer prize

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • okxcy

    where is that rat fink

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Bartz
    • Hooza

      I like her earrings

  • Pi

    A summary of Bartzy’s post below.
    http://i.imgur.com/4Bz8txv.gif

  • Pi

    Are you faggots here?

  • Alias Number One™

    I have to say, it is a little funky being the only ungay fucker on this blog.

    • Mark Gormley

      Which makes you the gayest of all.

      • Alias Number One™

        It just doesn’t feel like it.

    • Brew_City

      pfffft

  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz
  • Bartz

    Green Bay Packers: Inside linebacker
    Blake Martinez and Jake Ryan are likely to be the starting inside linebackers in 2017, and that duo had its issues last season. The Packers could use a rangy playmaker in the middle of the defense, but they’ll rely on their edge rushers to take pressure off of Martinez and Ryan in the passing game, hoping to limit the amount of time quarterbacks have in the pocket.

    USA TODAY Sports Dan Powers

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    this is a fucking masterpiece of an article
    gormley you should take notes

  • okxcy

    it’s gorm’s bday?
    http://i.imgur.com/bGxNPy9.gif

  • Pi

    I bet Horse is secretly judging us.

    • okxcy

      when has he ever been secret about judging anything?

  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      I didn’t think she was topheavy enough for you

      • Bartz

        I like a nice ass

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      meh. 5/10

      • okxcy

        I’d give her a 4.5

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          you and i both know you’re not that big

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    happy birthday okxcy

    • okxcy

      thanks man!
      that means a lot coming from you

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        sarcastic ass

        • okxcy
          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            i havent seen this one before

          • okxcy

            I just made it

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            WHATS IN HIS BAG THOUGH?

  • okxcy

    vegas

    • okxcy

      get me cheaper insurance

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t worry. The GOP’s got your back. Unless you get sick or something. Then you’re fucked.

        • okxcy

          I’m young so I’ll be fine

  • Mark Gormley

    It’s Henderson’s birthday?

  • Bartz
    • Brew_City

      hnnnnnng

    • okxcy

      jordy photoshops better than that

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m just glad Pi keeps his Thai ladyboy porn off of here.

    • okxcy

      he posts it in the members only room

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    it is my birthday

  • okxcy

    happy birthday bartz!

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Horse, i heard its your birthday

    happy 85th my man

  • hawkshaw

    great article bartz

  • Mark Gormley

    Happy Birthday, Hawk.

  • okxcy

    May the 4th be with you

  • Pi

    Okxcy be all like…
    http://i.imgur.com/TVv6dex.jpg

  • okxcy

    tomorrow is busey’s birthday

  • Chris Keal

    I love the Silver Spoons theme song. It’s pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it.

  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    pi yo website is broken

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxczo broke the internet.

    • okxcy

      the internet couldn’t handle my 4.5

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi can handle 4.5*8.

        • okxcy

          ^3

          • Mark Gormley

            Wow. He must have been practicing a lot.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where the hell has Jordy been? Explain yourself, Pizo.

    • okxcy

      he pulled a lanzo

      • Mark Gormley

        Ima ban Pizo until Jordy comes back.

        • Mark Gormley

          Then Ima ban myself until Lanzo comes back.

          • Mark Gormley

            And maybe, just maybe, Jeff Schulz will finally return to us.

          • okxcy

            you would be real hero

          • Mark Gormley

            I miss Jeff Schulz. He was a tolerable Vikings fan.

  • Pi

    Jordy’s been working like a Mexican.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hi

  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    jordy are you excited for Liverpool vs Southampton

  • Mark Gormley

    Well now that I see Jordy is still alive, I guess I should unban Pizo.

    • Pi

      Fuck that guy.

  • okxcy

    Gormley I didn’t know you were running the Kentucky Derby

    • okxcy

      is Jordy your jockey?

      • Pi

        He’s not tall enough to be a jockey.

  • okxcy

    LOL USA chants at a NHL game

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, you might want to think twice about smoking that meth Lanzo sent you.

    https://twitter.com/NathanRandallC1/status/860233490671038464

  • okxcy

    every woman vegas has met
    http://i.imgur.com/bSQV4Fh.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      He is still young. So he should be careful: older chicks start carrying guns in lieu of mace.

  • Pi

    This nigga gets it.
    http://i.imgur.com/UiqA3pF.jpg

    • Mark Gormley

      My new (to me) strat won’t be here until next week. Why Pizo?

      • Pi

        Birthday faggotry.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Hell, Pizo. I even bought a sick Marshall amp and pedal that are already here. Why would you do this to me?

  • Mr. Horse
    • Brew_City

      lmao

  • Pi

    The OJ Simpson trial was so big that they stopped class in my elementary school to announce the verdict.

  • Pi

    And Jay Cutler is going to be TV analyst if the feed is not intercepted.

  • Pi

    As much as Cutler sucks, I’m still surprised nobody would take a flyer on him as a back up.

    • Bartz

      I agree, unless he wanted to be a starter.

    • Brew_City

      maybe teams have and he just doesn’t wanna

    • Mr. Horse

      No one wants measles & smallpox running through their locker room.

    • JoeNo

      Im surprised lions didnt take a flier on him to be the starter

  • Pi
  • JoeNo

    I cant wait for cutler to criticize a real qb

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s just jealous. He’s always wanted to be an analist on TV.

  • Bartz
  • VWCAU

    Is this thing on? Helllloooooooooooooooooo………Echooooooooooooo……..Echooooooooo

  • Alias Number One™

    Friday bitches!

    • Mark Gormley

      Hello Aliaszo.

  • Bartz
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Too many pixels

  • Alias Number One™

    Bill Michaels just read my tweet on the air about Eddie Lacy. lol

    • JoeNo

      Who is Bill MIchaels?

      • Alias Number One™

        Nobody, clearly. He is Milwaukee sports radio dude.

  • Pi

    Good afternoon inferior beings.

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    Bartzy must be furiously masturbating for at least 15 hours per day.

    • Pi

      Which frankly speaking is a little low compared to the rest of us.

  • Pi

    I hope that Cutller commentates Packers games.

  • Brew_City

    Albert Breer‏Verified account @AlbertBreer 12m12 minutes ago
    More
    Jay Cutler on critiquing Bears OC Dowell Loggains in his new job: “I already told him I’m gonna crush all his play calls.”

    • JoeNo

      I’m scared I might actually like him as an announcer

      • Brew_City

        I think he’s gonna be awesome. Especially if he brings his fuck it attitude to the booth

        • JoeNo

          Thats the attitude I embrace

  • Pi
  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    I love that this shows up with I search for jay cutler gifs
    http://i.imgur.com/ewgQqDu.gif

  • okxcy

    gormley wishes he was a watermelon
    http://i.imgur.com/mlEbiVv.gif

  • Mr. Horse
  • Brew_City

    I wonder if Pineapple has seen that gnarly footage of his cousin down there

  • hawkshaw

    2nd blody mary ,teetotalers

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve already downed two gallons of gasoline. Come at me, bro.

      • hawkshaw

        at work ?

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. No alcohol here. So I’ve just been siphoning gas out of people’s cars.

          • hawkshaw

            yer a tough tree hugger probally wipe with pine cones also

          • Mark Gormley

            I wipe with Pi’s ugly face.

  • hawkshaw

    3rd bloddy ,pot smoking hippietes

  • okxcy

    bloody injuns

  • hawkshaw

    love ebay ,new fillet knive a two sharpeners arrived in mail today

  • hawkshaw

    trump is right, the new buck fillet knive had china stamped on it ,hire american ,buy american

    • Mr. Horse

      and have your clothing line & MAGA hats made in Asia.

  • Alias Number One™

    Fuck!

    • okxcy

      Pi!

    • hawkshaw

      did you read about the tackling sled tacking out biegel

  • hawkshaw

    didn’t the tackling sled take out a packer a few years back

  • hawkshaw

    so french candidate has a wife 25 years older then him ,his teacher in high school ,sound familiar pi

  • K.

    This is my favorite article of the year.

  • hawkshaw

    boilermakers ,bitchs

  • hawkshaw

    new aussie shepard has bonded to me like a magnet

  • hawkshaw

    i could put a edge on a railroad tie ,whitemen just go buy a new knive

  • hawkshaw

    got a bombing range 30 miles away ,guy made a sonic boom yesterday ,whole town heard it ,dog went nuts

  • Alias Number One™

    I did see that about Biegel Hawk. Funny shit! He is going to be a good player!

  • Alias Number One™

    Peace pipe out fuckers!

    • okxcy

      hawk resembles this

  • hawkshaw

    liberal mofos

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus wang sauce.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hey Hawk. You wanna know a secret about Pi?

    • hawkshaw

      shoot

      • Mark Gormley

        Dude can deepthroat an entire flagpole.

        • hawkshaw

          i believe ,canuck

          • Mark Gormley

            And he thinks Trudeau is a better leader than Reagan.

  • hawkshaw

    pi would make the perfect prison bitch

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s been his dream ever since he was a little creepy Canadian kid.

  • okxcy

    he bleaches his anus and uses chloroform as cologne

    • Mark Gormley

      R8R says he uses Axe Body Spray.

      • okxcy

        some men just want to watch the world burn

      • hawkshaw

        on his butt crack

  • okxcy

    alright ladies it’s time for this chinko to cinco de drinko

  • hawkshaw

    i like tequila sometimes and ,brandy ,whiskey ,vodka ,rum

    • hawkshaw

      krrosene and your wifes pussy

  • hawkshaw

    lungs of a blow fish sax playing fish

  • hawkshaw

    gravy diddles mormans ,gormely diddles trees ,pi diddles grandmas

  • hawkshaw

    horse eats blue pills in his oats

  • Pi

    Good evening drunken natives and honkies.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo is a homozo.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo just got home. Ate chicken wings.

    • Mr. Horse

      Just got a batch of meth ready

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Nice.

    • hawkshaw

      with red sauce

  • hawkshaw

    white men are loses

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I was with a bunch of spics at a place for cinco de mayo and because one is leaving our work and going to another company.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And yes I do call them wetbacks taco benders border jumpers and spics.

    • Mr. Horse

      Fuckin kraut

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And they call me a sausage eating tranny german prick

  • hawkshaw

    they also call you the best cocksucker on the job site

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      No because I’m practilly their boss exepct one

      • hawkshaw

        so you make them suck your cock ,homo

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          No

          • hawkshaw

            anus

  • hawkshaw

    hitler bombed pearl harbor

    • hawkshaw

      jordy bombs his shorts

  • hawkshaw

    alien invasion ,you honkies will sleep thru it

  • hawkshaw

    nation of snowflakes ,thanks obamo

  • hawkshaw

    why are all navy seals white ,blacks can’t swim?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie come to Texas I have a special brick for you

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hey Hawk my fruend

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I going to steal your home

      • hawkshaw

        bring a big gun

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Don’t make it like little big horn

          • hawkshaw

            nope ,one shot and i will notify your widow

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Thanks

          • hawkshaw

            you died bravely

          • hawkshaw

            i was aiming at the lobster in your hand

    • hawkshaw

      whats up lobster man

  • Mark Gormley

    Sorry, I am trying to figure out how to a podcast that none of you cucks get to listen to.

    • hawkshaw

      edit the squikey voice

      • Mark Gormley

        Um… Dude… Have you heard me on the FAPcasts?

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Yes

        • hawkshaw

          ha ,yes i have ,for about ,two minutes ,you have a awesome voice

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hey hey Mark

  • Mark Gormley

    And, yes, while I have been told I have a voice for radio more times than I count, I have been told that i have a FACE for radio at least twice as many times.

  • hawkshaw

    THE hebrew hammer speaks

    • hawkshaw

      ninja

      • Mark Gormley

        Ninjew*

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Romo and Cutler doing games kill my hearing now

  • hawkshaw

    old eli again ,remind me when giants last made playoffs

  • hawkshaw

    got a short tune gorms

  • hawkshaw

    what is that pruunnohp sound

    • hawkshaw

      when armstrong plays

  • Mr. Horse

    Horse doesn’t like niggas double posting tweets.
    http://i.imgur.com/NGYRLwAl.jpg
    You will no longer see Tweets from @SeifertESPN in your timeline Learn more Undo

  • Pi

    We made Seifert. ESPN thinks he’s a good reporter because his articles got so many comments.

  • okxcy

    happy morning after
    http://i.imgur.com/1YTBLbc.gif

  • Pi
  • Mr. Horse
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Mark Gormley

    Horse just killed Seafart’s career.

  • okxcy

    shut the fuck up donny!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugh”gggghhhh

    • Mark Gormley

      Isn’t Okxzo just the worst?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        the worst of th worst

      • okxcy

        I hat that guy

        • Mark Gormley

          I hope Jeff Sessions throws his ass in prison.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I hope for a new penis.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      whats wrong with your currently peenis? too big?

      • okxcy

        it’s a chubby chaser

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Pretty much its sad.

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          i have that same problem. Can’t wear shorts

  • okxcy

    I got my mint julep game started early

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      faggot

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you wearing a white linen or searsucker suit today?

      • okxcy

        baby blue searsucker

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m going to a wedding soon

    • R8Rnation

      Why. Lemme see your fit

  • R8Rnation
    • okxcy

      I picked Gormley, Gormley, Gormley

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      The horses that loose get killed.

      • R8Rnation

        NO THEY DON’T

        • okxcy

          STRAIGHT TO THE GLUE FACTORY

  • R8Rnation

    My hat is called a “fastener”

    • okxcy

      are those the things that look like an octopus on your forehead?

      • R8Rnation

        Kinda, with a net

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Huh

      • R8Rnation

        I’ll tweet a photo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    The hat I didn’t use with r8r is called a “jimmy”

    • R8Rnation

      Is that why I’m so hangry

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Oooooo

  • R8Rnation

    I hate waiting

    • okxcy

      just do it

  • R8Rnation

    The Princess went to the bar for mimosas today.

  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      Colt Lyerla’s back at it!

      • Mark Gormley

        Lanzo framed him.

      • R8Rnation

        Heroin will get you erry time

  • R8Rnation

    ODing in a gas station bathroom is not exaaaaaactly the same thing as state troopers locating their man

  • okxcy

    what time is the derby?

    • Mark Gormley

      What time is your face?

      • okxcy

        tomorrow

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s what Debbie Sue said…

    • R8Rnation

      5:30. Just enough time to throw your suit on, chip some ice for a mint jump, and turn ya tv on

  • JoeNo

    Horse racing is barbaric, especially since horse is like 114 years old.

    • R8Rnation

      Ok dad joke

      • JoeNo

        You’re older than I am

        • R8Rnation

          I don’t make dad jokes!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I once took a shit in a gas station bathroom and didn’t flush in Michigan….

    • okxcy

      I don’t think they have working plumbing in MI

    • K.

      lol

  • Pi

    Hey somebody didn’t flush this toilet before me…

  • R8Rnation

    WHAT WEDDING

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Our wedding r8r

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    There’s a horse named Gormley!!!!!

    • okxcy

      getting ridden by a mexican (named busey)

    • R8Rnation

      Oh em gee, late

  • Pi

    What I tell people about about Jordy…
    http://i.imgur.com/kM93teQ.gif

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    GORMLEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

  • okxcy
  • R8Rnation

    Our day will come

  • Mark Gormley

    I did it!

    • okxcy

      you had one shot
      one opportunity
      to seize everything you ever wanted
      in one moment
      and you let it slip

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      This is Pi’s jam.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi spent all of his savings on rare pubes.

  • okxcy

    I am only going to eat bacon tomorrow to show my displeasure with gormley

    • Mark Gormley

      😥😥😥😥

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Stop looking at me PIGS.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Every wedding I’ve been to exepct my own I’m always the only person there that looks like I just left a penatentry but dressed slick

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Black snakeskin boots. Black dress pants. Black tie. Black suit vest. Big 1970s side burns.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gormley dear God man.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Do you ever win anything GOD

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Jews can’t say god.
    God God God God god.
    Ywh. Yawheh

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuck forgot this is a Jewish Catholic wedding toon

    • Mr. Horse

      Cops rough you up yet?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        No. My dads cousin is a cop. So hopefully they leave me alone.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          One of those days im happy I don’t drink plus I’m in my old neighborhood kind of. Yeesh

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Punch him, kid!

  • Mr. Horse
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      That picture is just missing me.

      • Mark Gormley

        But I wouldn’t want it firebombed if you were there.

  • okxcy

    show me the money

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    mosley licks socks

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Maybe

  • okxcy

    gormley how often do you play this?
    https://youtu.be/8ZcmTl_1ER8

  • Pi

    Congrats Horse on winning the Derby.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    pi uses airhorns to blowdry his hair

    • Pi

      Why do Asians all have the same hair?

      • okxcy

        bowls are plentiful

      • Mr. Horse

        They came from the same insect
        *no charge*

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    gravy does chubby asian porn ,kim jung-un

    • gravy_t

      yes please

  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • okxcy

    hawk likes it when you butter his biscuit

  • gravy_t

    faaaaaggggggggggsssuuhhhh

  • okxcy
  • Pi

    When you stick a pinky in her butt.
    http://i.imgur.com/XrbRRHB.gif

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse
  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Mark Gormley
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    this site sux

    worse than a ghost town

  • Pi

    Yeah. Who would make such a terrible website?

    • okxcy

      bader
      mzinga
      the canadian who shall not be named

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo.

  • R8Rnation
  • Pi

    It’s a joke because your father is *more* than proud of you.

    • Mark Gormley

      Your site for Canadian twinks isn’t very popular today.

  • okxcy

    fuck the ducks

    • Pi

      Your fetish is a bit weird but not worse than Gormley’s love of discarded foreskins.

  • Pi
  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    pi you would be proud
    i’m rooting for canada today

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Today in that church they were talking about hell and how it is real and then a biggie smalls song came in my head.
    When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
    Cause I’m a piece of shit, it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tell
    It don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven with the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
    God’ll prolly have me on some real strict shit
    No sleepin’ all day, no gettin’ my dick licked
    Hangin’ with the goodie-goodies loungin’ in paradise
    Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
    All my life I been considered as the worst

    • Mark Gormley

      What’s wrong with Uranus?

  • Pi

    Rooting for Canada in hockey is like cheering for Batman in a movie about him.

    • okxcy

      so I can root for the predators to steamroll them next week

      • Pi

        I heard that only super gay Chinese warlords live in Nashville.

        • okxcy

          super gay Chinese warlord country music singers

  • JoeNo

    I wonder how Warvette is doing?
    http://i.imgur.com/QAnVt.gif

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    r888888888888888r

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I let a ripper fart go.

  • JoeNo

    I am so glad PI isn’t a super hero
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/iwLwhW0.gif[/img]

  • Mr. Horse

    Killing in the name of

    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

    Killing in the name of
    Killing in the name of

    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    But now you do what they told ya
    Well now you do what they told ya

    Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites

    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
    Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

    Killing in the name of
    Killing in the name of

    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control
    And now you do what they told ya

    Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
    Come on!

    Come on!

    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
    Motherfucker
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PjrF-dDtj0

    • Mark Gormley

      This is the first song I learned to play when I get my new bass. Took me a second to figure out that little run part during the second verse.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo knows nothing about hockey.

    • okxcy

      He likes it when the guys hug aggressively

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah, I know. Dude loves the Lions’ pass defense.

  • R8Rnation

    I’m going to try something different called “going to bed early”

  • Pi

    Gormley is dead to me now.

    • Mark Gormley

      I bring the heat. What do you do, snowflake?

    • okxcy

      just say the word to brew and it will be reality too

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi and I are going to form a band over the internet. Any of you douchers play drums?

    • Pi

      I know a guy. Your bff.
      http://i.imgur.com/eCLdH4J.gif

      • Mark Gormley

        Does he actually play drums though? I know he plays those guitars he makes himself that absolutely howl.

        • Pi

          Yeah because facts have ever mattered here on this website…

          • Mark Gormley

            Drums would actually be nearly impossible unless we found a richer with the a proper drum mic setup.

          • Mark Gormley

            Basically, Pi, this is my way of telling you that that you need to become a sick drummer since you have all of that internet money to afford the requisite equipment.

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    good fapping gents

    • okxcy

      until next time

  • warvette

    There’s never anyone hear

    • Mr. Horse

      *here*

  • Bartz

    So with Trent Dilnuts canned are we still going to get QBR updates?

    • Mr. Horse

      Pi should offer a small stipend to attract a user with an INsider account.

      • 12alegend4ever

        AAAAARRGGGHHHH!

  • 12alegend4ever

    Another masterful Bartz dessertation!

  • 12alegend4ever

    On my ride into the Cities today, I listened to ESPN 1500 AM as they rated Cutler’s chances to be a successful “third-wheel” announcer for FOX. Based on what they were saying, he has a great chance of “hanging in there”.

    That’s because he is being placed on FOX’s 2nd team of announcers, described to be excellent. Cutter does not need to know how to use a tellestrator, do color work nor do any play-by-play. His number one job is to explain what the QB is thinking and giving the play-by-play a couple seconds to set up the next play.

    If we are lucky, QBs will all adopt the speed up play-calling popularized by AR and we won’t have to hear him at all.

  • Mr. Horse

    What’d he do, get a takeout pizza home without crashing?
    Detroit Lions ✔ @Lions ====>
    Congrats @Nate13Burleson!

    • 12alegend4ever

      It’s the Detroit Lions. Meaning an explanation of dumbness is not required.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So the lab boss talked to me. Everyone that has applied the past 2 weeks didn’t come close to being able to compete with me. He’s gonna start pushing for me to start next week

  • Pi
  • Bartz
    • 12alegend4ever

      Is this meant to be educational?

      • Bartz

        Exactly!

  • Pi

    Jews run the NFL.

    • Mr. Horse
      • 12alegend4ever

        This was taken posthumously, right?

        • 12alegend4ever

          Looking more like Al Davis every day, wrinkle for wrinkle.

  • Alias Number One™

    I just read this article for the 27th time. Good stuff!

    • 12alegend4ever

      Did you just scan it or did you use extra time to take it all in, word for word?

      • Alias Number One™

        Oh no, I savored the masterpiece the entire way.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • hawkshaw

    internet band i can run the sound board , give pi a worse lisp then he has already

  • Bartz
  • Alias Number One™

    Colin Sackorpick considering leaving football. Which is convenient since football left him.

    • Bartz

      Why are we even talking about him

      • 12alegend4ever

        Even Cutler is more interesting than Yapernick. And that’s hard to do!

  • Alias Number One™

    Cutler’s 1st game is a Bears preseason game. “Sure looked like Glennon just said fuck it, and threw that pick” >VaJay

  • R8Rnation

    Kaep is chill. Y’all are haters.

    • Alias Number One™

      You should have him sign and play in Carr’s place.

      • R8Rnation

        That makes zero sense. All QBs are not interchangable. He is a perfectly fine back up.

        • Alias Number One™

          He doesn’t think he is a back up./

    • Mark Gormley

      The 49ers threw him off of a cliff and killed whatever confidence he had left. Not sure he can ever recover from that. He should sue Jed York and Trent Baalke.

      • R8Rnation

        I mean practically everyone in the bay area has a reason to sue York.

  • Mark Gormley

    “Cornerback Raysean Pringle is making a position change after playing running back and wide receiver at Southern Utah…”

  • JoeNo

    Kaep cant read defenses. Kaep cant consistently make throws. The only time he looked like a qb is when he was playing a dom capers defense. Of course a blind guy could put up 400 yards on a capers defense.

    • Mark Gormley

      He needed more time with Harbaugh. As you said, raw as hell with inconsistent mechanics. But the talent is there if he can get a lot of coaching. Might be too late at this point, though. Still better than anyone the Jets have.

      • JoeNo

        I doubt the jets want to scrap their offense and run a gimmick offense. Running qbs do not last in the nfl.

        • R8Rnation

          He never should have been cast as a running qb. It’s fine to take off when there’s a hole. That threat keeps defenses on their toes. But no one worked with him to improve his mechanics when his instincts started out good. He was a solid prospect for development and the niners ruined him.

  • R8Rnation

    Just like we did with Pryor. You coach what isn’t intuitive and develop skills. Not see that they can do one thing well and throw up your hands and be like. Oh, I’m.done here! Esp when a recruit shows talent and drive.

    • JoeNo

      You could say the same thing about Ryan Leaf, some people just can’t make it at a top level.

      • R8Rnation

        You missed the part about drive. He clearly was uninterested in being coached. And while I think a talented coach can coach through mental disorders, a coach can’t cure one. Leaf needed psychiatric help.

  • R8Rnation

    Y’all know what would be nifty to have? A shaved ice machine.

  • Alias Number One™

    All I saw down there was that Kaep can’t read.

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    congrats jordy

    • Alias Number One™

      Did he finally come out of the closet? I mean cupboard?

      • okxcy

        the sex change operation was a success

  • okxcy
  • Pi
    • okxcy

      back dat ass up

      • Pi

        My team is playing shittier than a Jordy outhouse.

        • okxcy

          Kolkata Knight Riders cricket team

    • Mr. Horse

      Canadian porn.

  • Pi

    Real Canadian porn.
    http://i.imgur.com/qJTCPYI.gif

    • okxcy

      everyone knows there are no black people in canada

  • K.

    Whats for dinner?

  • Pi
  • K.

    Michael Douglas looks awful. Damn

    • Pi

      Tell us what you ate.

      • K.

        little debbie snack and a bag of hot cheetos.

  • K.

    Pi – would you ever go see Justin Beiber in concert?

    • Pi

      It’s how I spend every day.

  • Mr. Horse
    • K.

      Dude in shorts looks like weird al yacavich or whatever his name is.

      • Mr. Horse

        Scorpions, early 70s.

    • JoeNo

      Whats wrong with it?

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi still has this posted on his wall.

  • Mark Gormley

    This shit deserves a Pulitzer.

  • VWCAU

    Hello

    • Mark Gormley

      What up, Choke? How goes the pimp game?

      • VWCAU

        Pimpin’ ain’t easy. What’s up with you Gormley?

        • Mark Gormley

          Not a whole lot. My shitty car needs a new starter.

          • VWCAU

            My car needs more than a starter. LOL. I think I blew my head gasket.

          • R8Rnation

            Is it worth replacing

          • Mark Gormley

            It’s not going to be very much. And the car, other than looking like shit–the paint job is awful–, has actually been very reliable. This is the first time it let me down.

          • VWCAU

            Did i tell ya that I’m getting a motorcyle?

          • Mark Gormley

            Nope. What are you getting?

          • VWCAU

            2017 Indian Chieftain Dark Horse Motorcycle

          • Mark Gormley

            Got a pic?

          • VWCAU
          • R8Rnation

            That sounds dangerous

          • Mark Gormley

            Sick.

          • VWCAU

            Wife works for Polaris and they own Indian. She gets 4 free vehicles.

  • R8Rnation

    Did y’all know if you don’t pay your registration bc of a civil protest for years and then you get caught you have to pay a fee but only for *one year* and it’s only $9.00 (U.S.)

    • Mark Gormley

      What registration? For your car?

      • R8Rnation

        Yep

        • Mark Gormley

          How is that possible? New car tabs up here cost like $160.

          • R8Rnation

            The late fee was $9

          • R8Rnation

            But total for everything incldg a bonus year bc she didn’t think I would come back was $145

          • R8Rnation

            And she was right!

          • VWCAU

            But you don’t have the sticker. Doesn’t that get u pulled over a lot? Or tickets when parked on the srreet?

          • R8Rnation

            Nope

  • R8Rnation

    It’s more of an optional kinda thing imo

    • VWCAU

      Good luck with that. I get pulled over when my tabs are expired for 2 days

      • R8Rnation

        I got pulled over bc I was speeding which I practically never do. Plus it wasn’t my fault, they had the wrong speed limit posted.

        • Mark Gormley

          I speed all the time–but within reason–and the one time I got pulled over for speeding it was because the cop didn’t know what the speed limit was.

          • R8Rnation

            Ya. Fuck the police.

          • Mark Gormley

            Dude was nice to me.

            “Do you know how fast you were going back there?”

            “I was still speeding up so maybe 62 or 63.”

            [Looks at me for second.]

            “Yeah…”

            “So what’s the problem?”

          • Mark Gormley

            I explained to him that I drove that stretch of road frequently at the time and that the speed limit had changed to 65 a few hundred back. Dude told me to hang tight and flipped a u-ey. Came back a few minutes later and told me I was right. He also explained to me that had I not been so polite, he wouldn’t have done that for me.

  • R8Rnation

    Actually, come to think about it, I never did put the new sticker on

    • R8Rnation

      I hope I didn’t lose the dang thing

      • Mark Gormley

        I drove around with expired CO plates for nearly six months because the bank kept fucking up sending out a copy of the title. But, a few months back, I saw a creepy looking van with CO plates that had expired in February of 2012.

        • R8Rnation

          It helps I don’t drive much

          • Mark Gormley

            I drive all the time. I go through downtown Seattle at least 10 times every week!

  • Mark Gormley

    My new guitar gets here on Wednesday.

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      What a Lanzo.

  • Pi

    Do you guys think Jordy will hang out with me in Chicago? I’m there on the 18th.

    • Mr. Horse

      Better reserve a table.

    • Mark Gormley

      Not if you reek of Axe Body Spray.

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      How dare you link bleacher. Your status on this site has been downgraded to Mosley.

      • Mr. Horse

        Ty Dunne, bitch. He could write on toilet paper & I’d probably read it.

        • JoeNo

          Anyone else leave notes in public restrooms? I like to write “I have herpes, and you do too now”

      • Pi

        Horse is cooler than the other side of my pillow.
        A geriatric with an attitude that cuts a mean rug.
        http://i.imgur.com/HjdSgiq.jpg

  • Mark Gormley
    • Pi

      Holy fuck that’s *not* Lanzo. I had to do a double take.
      His dad obviously fucked Randy Quaid’s mom.

  • Pi

    This is what happens when your parents are swingers who don’t believe in condoms.

    • Mark Gormley

      Your parents were swingers?

      • Pi

        Nah both my dads were into monogamy.

        • Mark Gormley

          Brew was hatched from an egg.

          • Pi

            JoeZo’s mom took massive amounts of dong from Cap’n Crunch.

    • 12alegend4ever

      I understand. My parents took the “Be fruitful and multiply” line seriously. Six kids in 10 years.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi should be wearing a condom at all times.

    • Mr. Horse

      He’s a vegan, shoots blanks.

  • Alias Number One™

    Fuck!

    • Mark Gormley

      I think Pi’s busy.

  • JoeNo

    So aaron hernadez was innocent the whole time.

    • Mr. Horse

      It’s as if he had his hymen restored and time collapsed.

      • JoeNo

        Im surprised gormley isnt marching on washington about minority rights after the government caused a innocent man to commit suicide

        • Mark Gormley

          I like how, in theory, his estate can now ask for his signing bonus back and his pension. It’s like life insurance for murderers!

          • Mark Gormley

            Too bad OJ is too much of a narcissist to ever kill himself. But I’m sure he’d take out a life insurance policy on AC and then murder him in a way that makes it look like he committed suicide.

  • Pi

    OJ was innocent. Aaron Hernandez did that shit.

    • Pi

      And the Naked Gun movies prove it.

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re just another insolent flapper. Get back in the kitchen!

    • Mark Gormley

      I know OJ was innocent. You framed him.

  • JoeNo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwM7NgPE5lwt#t=1m27s
    He almost spiked the baby but he didn’t. OJ wasn’t so bad.

    • Mark Gormley

      He was a tremendously bad broadcaster.

  • okxcy

    I bet gormley cheered when he heard Comey got canned

    • Bartz

      He is never happy.

    • Mark Gormley

      No… Unless cheering is a sense of unnerve.

  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      fuckin japs

  • Mark Gormley

    So Pi breaks my car and now one of you fucksticks got my dog sick again. I’d blame Lanzo, but even he wouldn’t stoop that low. So, I’m going to blame… Hooza?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Buy American and make it great Mary

    • Mark Gormley

      But, in Trump’s case, do as he says and not as he does.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Just kneel and pray to the east 100 times a day

        • Matt Mosley 69

          And you will hey a 100 Arron Hernadez at night

  • Matt Mosley 69

    A can full of gas and a hand full of matches

    • Mark Gormley

      And still weren’t found out!

      • Matt Mosley 69

        All day people gona talk like they got something they forgot about me

  • JoeNo

    29 year old Ansah has only about 3 years left of top tier play, why did the lions draft such an old player?

    • Mr. Horse

      Ask them if he’s 49.

      • Mark Gormley

        You beat me to it!

  • Pi

    In walks big daddy Pi.
    *Crowd goes crazy.*

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Limp Bizkit still sucks

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      and then the lovemaking begins

  • okxcy

    I always felt Bill Cosby tried to be too subtle
    Women like a man who is direct

    • Mark Gormley

      Like Ben Roethlisberger?

      • okxcy

        an excellent role model

  • Pi

    How famous do you have to be to keep numerous women quiet about rape for 3 decades?

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/UrUZ947.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Or were you thinking super direct like Gary Ridgway, Okxcy?

    • Mark Gormley

      Or, as he’s known here, the Seattle Droog.

  • Mark Gormley

    I see. One mention of Droog’s name and you all run away.

  • okxcy

    for marks listening pleasure
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8m6IbItrgk

    • Mark Gormley

      What does Derek Carr have to do with this?

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Yay! The Lions made Ansah younger.

  • VWCAU

    The Vikings are going to be so goddamned good this year.

  • VWCAU

    Face it, Donald Trump is looking more and more like a genius every day, snowflakes.

  • VWCAU
    • Pi

      Cow had it coming. Shouldn’t have been dressed so provocatively..

      • VWCAU

        My work is done here.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Vikings signed Michael Floyd. Another weapon speedster that noodle-armed Bradford can’t get the ball to.

    • Mark Gormley

      Might as well just hand them the Lombardi right now. It’s over.

  • Mr. Horse

    FOX Sports: NFL ✔ @NFLonFOX
    You can now own Cam Newton’s signature cleats.

    Why the fuck would I want his cleats. I’m not a gay pervert like you, I guess.

    • Mark Gormley

      Rex Ryan resembles this remark.

    • JoeNo

      His signatures will be worth alot less once the average fan realizes he sucks

  • Alias Number One™

    That is a quality moose costume Pi!

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t be nice to him. It makes him think he’s people.

  • Pi

    I’m here for dat booty.

  • JoeNo

    I don’t think anyone is happier than Gormley to get out of work
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/zkEb1ey.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    And, wait just a second: Did JoeZo just say that I actually do have a job?

    • JoeNo

      I’m sure you work at a coffee shop or something, or somewhere else where hippies hang out.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve worked at four different coffee shops, smart guy.

        • Mark Gormley

          One was in a public library that was right next to a retirement facility. Regulars would just all of a sudden never come in again. That shit was depressing.

          • JoeNo

            Maybe you made crap coffee and they went somewhere else?

          • Mark Gormley

            Those old bastards didn’t have any choice! Were they going to walk two miles to the nearest competitor?

  • okxcy
  • Mark Gormley

    I also worked at a coffee shop at a light rail station. Met me a lot of Lanzos there. I’d have to kick them out around closing time.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • okxcy
  • okxcy

    shame on my bosses for actually expecting me to do work

  • okxcy

    gormley makes killer coffee

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m finally homo.

  • Pi

    Go Penguins.

  • Pi

    How Okxcy’s mom knew he was going to be born.
    http://i.imgur.com/cpNo87J.jpg

    • okxcy

      I needed 45 seconds

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re a disgrace.

      • Pi

        Your dad finished in your mom in less than 30 seconds.

        • Mark Gormley

          Now that’s fucking stamina.

          • Pi

            Making the rest of us look bad.

          • Mark Gormley

            You should frame him for murder just like you did with OJ.

  • Pi

    How many god damn times do I have to tell you that OJ is innocent?

    • okxcy

      of course Okxcy Jordan is innocent

      • Mark Gormley

        Is that Orenthal James Okxcy?

  • okxcy

    time for another sazerac

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve never had one. But I have never really been to any place anyone would really consider “the South”.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Brew_City

      Pi is solely responsible for all those Capri pants

  • Pi

    It’s worth stating again that OJ didn’t do it.

    • Pi

      Sure his blood was all over the scene. Sure he ran from the cops. Sure there were piles of “evidence”. But that nigga ran for 2000 yards in 14 games AND helped lieutenant Frank Drebin solve hilarious crimes.

      • JoeNo

        You only think he’s guilty cause he is black.

  • Pi

    Where are you guys going for the summer?

    • JoeNo

      Wisconsin is only nice from May till beginning of July, why would we leave? It becomes a humid nightmare around 4th of July

    • hawkshaw

      windsor ,ont email me your travel schedule again

    • Mr. Horse

      Ransacking homes in Montreal. They all go to Myrtle Beach in the summer.

  • Alias Number One™

    I am going to the Snake River in August.

  • Bartz
  • okxcy

    gormley is your refrigerator running?

  • Mark Gormley

    Where is everyone?

    • okxcy

      they accepted jesus christ as their lord and savior

      • Mark Gormley

        Classic Lanzo bullshit.

      • JoeNo

        Like any of us would follow a jew who didn’t have a job.

        • Mark Gormley

          He was a part-time handyman–just like Lanzo!

        • okxcy

          you follow muhammad so your opinion is void

  • Mark Gormley

    Pizo is a Scientologist.

    • JoeNo

      Keep saying stuff like that and your bank account will mysteriously wiped out.

    • okxcy

      jordy is a scatologist

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    that fuckin guy

  • Mark Gormley

    JoeZo, honest question: Who amongst the crop of 15 hopefuls were you hoping would win the GOP nomination?

    • JoeNo

      None of them, the only true republican left is a nutball, the rest are democrats who want to control womens uterus’. There are no small government politicians left.

  • R8Rnation

    I smell Mosely

    • JoeNo

      Maybe your cat has a spraying problem?

      • R8Rnation

        The princess would die before he made a mess. Plus I’m at the Dallas airport.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Jesus I’m coming for you

  • okxcy

    I voted for ted nugent

    • R8Rnation

      Jesus

  • R8Rnation

    Someone go get me some water

    • JoeNo

      I have a gallon jug with some lemon slices in it if you want to share.

      • R8Rnation

        That sounds lovely, thank you for the spa water.

  • Mark Gormley

    Is there anybody–politician or not–that you would like to see elected to the Presidency, Joe?

    • JoeNo

      An economist, scientist, or any person who would take the office as what it should be, a public service. Someone who wouldn’t line their pockets. AKA not a politician.

      • JoeNo

        Republicans keep the rich, rich. Democrats keep the poor, poor. Both parties fuck the working middle class.

        • Mark Gormley

          I would argue that both parties keep the poor poor and the rich rich–but I think the Republicans are just more brazen about it.

          • JoeNo

            I’d say more honest, everyone knows they don’t give a shit about most Americans. Democrats pretend to care

          • Mark Gormley

            I can see that argument, depending on whether you look at rhetoric or actual actions.

          • R8Rnation

            Worker rights, access to healthcare, reproductive rights, and environmental justice are all championed by democrats. I would say you are full of shit.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I voted for the male because women can’t lead

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Amirite Joe ?

      • JoeNo

        I’d vote 90% of college educated women into office before any of the candidates this last election.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          So all black women ?

    • R8Rnation

      *sigh*

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Stop teasing me

  • Mark Gormley

    You buttholes wanna see my new toys? (And, no, I am not talking about the toys I shove up my butthole, unfortunately.)

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Enjoy them till the kids cum

  • Mark Gormley
  • R8Rnation

    All of these photos are of the same item?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Two different guitars

      • R8Rnation

        What does one need with TWO guitars?

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Small penis

          • R8Rnation

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Make sure you can keep them in the divorce first thing she will want

  • Mark Gormley

    R8R… Not only are those two different guitars, but one is a bass guitar.

    • R8Rnation

      Can you play them both at the same time

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes, but only in the sense that I can also play my two saxophones at the same time: It’s a fun novelty act, but I can’t do either one justice and it doesn’t really sound good.

        • JoeNo

          You can blow on 2 things at once? You could make a fortune at those clubs PI goes to.

          • Mark Gormley

            That bastard never tips.

  • R8Rnation

    Brb, taking off

    • JoeNo

      clothes?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      now this i can get behind

  • R8Rnation

    Ok, I get it. It’s like needing BOTH a round brush and a flat brush to blow dry your hair.

  • okxcy

    gormley wants to be a rockstar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

  • okxcy

    mosley loves his icecream
    https://i.imgur.com/BZcZEV8.jpg

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    It’s Friday muthafuckas.

  • Pi

    I said it’s Friday muthafuckas.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    its more dead than Chris Berman’s wife in here

    • Pi

      Deader than a diseased prostitute in the trunk of a Prius parked in front of a Denny’s in Henderson, Nevada.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp pewbs.

    • Pi

      That’s your best political lecture yet.

  • Pi

    Where do you think Pineapple is now?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    r8r

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      come to vegas

    • Brew_City

      desperation is a stinky cologne

      • Brew_City

        From Lisa to R8R

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          SHHHHHH you’re blowing my cover you ass

  • Pi

    You guys will have a hard time believing this but r8r and I didn’t actually bang in Houston.

    • Pi

      Which is saying something because I’m charming like a bowl of Lucky Charms.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      her and i did

      • Pi

        Best 18.5 seconds of her life.

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          you’re just being generous

  • Joe No

    We all know if r8r had her choice of anyone on this site it would be jordy. She must have a thing for dirty mustache rides

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      vegas*

      • Mark Gormley

        *Henderson

  • hawkshaw

    in honor of trumps wall , i’am drinking margaritas tonight

  • hawkshaw

    ought to build that wall at the rockies ,west coast tree huggers love them some illegal immegrants

    • hawkshaw

      come here illegally you get sent west

    • Mark Gormley

      You need me on that wall!

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a pube magnate.

    • okxcy

      he also goes by the baron of ballsack

  • hawkshaw

    pi-face

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Y.o.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m alive. Fell asleep during work today while cutting. The hours have officially taken a toll on me.

    • hawkshaw

      did you cut off any body parts ?

    • hawkshaw

      try meth

  • hawkshaw

    new dog is goofy

  • hawkshaw

    pi-directional .homo

  • Mark Gormley

    Good evening, Pizos.

    • hawkshaw

      howdy ,bark boy

  • okxcy

    heyo

  • okxcy

    duck’s arena is like 1/3 full

    • okxcy

      LA doesn’t deserve professional sports

      • Mark Gormley

        And now they have two NFL franchises again. What could go wrong?

        • okxcy

          god willing stan kroenke will die poor

          • Mark Gormley

            Never. Billionaire assholes will always win.

  • hawkshaw

    la socialites

    • Mark Gormley

      Between the fact that the LA traffic requires days of planning to do anything and the fact that there are so many other things to do in LA, it makes for the most fair weather fans in the country.

      • hawkshaw

        guess thers always swimming with great whites

        • Mark Gormley

          I saw that story today. What a bunch of Lanzos.

  • hawkshaw

    arent’ hockey arenas always a third full

    • hawkshaw

      much like ford field

  • hawkshaw

    ok ,told the boy we would do a day trip to watch a packer practice this year ,he is a biegel boy

  • okxcy

    i knew one of the koch grandkids
    was surprisingly down to earth for someday inheriting like $20 billion

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you tell them that their Grandpa is an evil, craven douchebag?

      • okxcy

        this was like 10-15 years ago before I gave a shit about politics

  • hawkshaw

    well koch is not being sued by mutible countries like soros

  • Mark Gormley

    Gravy is on Facebook right now. He must be avoiding Okxcy.

  • Mark Gormley

    The Koch brothers’ father made a fortune selling his services to Nazi Germany.

    • hawkshaw

      so

      • Mark Gormley

        The German war effort was largely fueled by the refineries Fred Koch built for them.

        • hawkshaw

          who cares

          • okxcy

            Jews

          • Mark Gormley

            So you are a fan of the deadliest war in the history of mankind?

  • hawkshaw

    jap battleships where made with american steel

  • hawkshaw

    we get metals from china

    • Mark Gormley

      China is the reason the steel industry in America is basically dead. They are sitting on a glut of it and selling it below cost.

      • Mark Gormley

        Thanks a lot, Okxcy.

  • hawkshaw

    did this deadliest war kill any reds ,yes a few that inlisted

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t worry. Fred Koch also worked for the Soviets.

      • hawkshaw

        good ,nice arena

        • Mark Gormley

          But I don’t so much have a problem with Fred. Much like Trump’s father, coincidentally also named Fred, he was an asshole, but hard-working asshole who made his fortune mainly on his own. My problem is with his two sons who–like Soros–use weaponized philanthropy to avoid paying taxes while still promoting their ideals.

          • Mark Gormley

            Sorry everyone, I got home pretty late tonight and am not even closed to buzzed yet.

          • hawkshaw

            blackberry brandy cures that

  • hawkshaw

    maybe you should worry about your liberal state more then koch in wisconsin

  • hawkshaw

    oregon and washington senators are like non factors , what the hell are there names even

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t know about Oregon, but WA has Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell. I wrote them both letters about how shitty TPP was because they both supported it.

      • hawkshaw

        see ,never heard of them ,and there are only 60 senators

        • hawkshaw

          your house must be even worse

          • Mark Gormley

            Are you talking US or state?

          • hawkshaw

            us ,house of reps

        • okxcy

          what?

          • hawkshaw

            he ,he ,your the only one that caught that

          • Mark Gormley

            That’s why I asked if you were talking about US or state level, because state senates are always smaller.

          • Mark Gormley

            This confused me too.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    gta gormle y

    • Mark Gormley

      Ha! I just fired up the old Xbox. Was gonna play some Madden and chat with my friends as they play something else. So, if you are cool trying to play while we don’t talk to each other…

  • okxcy

    I guess we gave 20 states to canada

    • Mark Gormley

      *Russia [Wink emoji.]

      • okxcy

        russia got the other 30

        • Mark Gormley

          #AlternativeMath

          • Mark Gormley

            or #AlternativeMeth

  • hawkshaw

    maybe russians won’t kill reds

    • Mark Gormley

      Jeff Sessions wants to toss all of you non-whites–and a lot of whites–into prison. And he too suckles at the Russian teat.

    • hawkshaw

      what am i thinking ,whites always kill reds

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    im cool gormley. let me get on

    • hawkshaw

      homo

    • okxcy

      ice cold

  • hawkshaw

    throw a tune ,gormastic

  • hawkshaw

    pi sucks maple trees

  • hawkshaw

    keystone and blackberry ,faggetoes

  • gravy_t

    bourbon in my veins, nigs

    • Mark Gormley

      Bourbon and pepper steak, biotch.

      • gravy_t

        Hot pockets and Wings for me

        • Mark Gormley

          Alabama hot pockets?

  • gravy_t

    Watching a reply of The Players Tourny today

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      jesus

  • okxcy

    I just ate a stack of babybels

    • gravy_t

      gg, your bowel movements.

      • okxcy

        a cup of coffee and I’ll be right as rain

  • okxcy

    who are you rooting for gravy?

    • Mark Gormley

      Johnny Quest.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      tiger woods

  • Mark Gormley

    I can almost play this guitar solo now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA

  • okxcy

    I bet gravy is rooting for John Daly

    • Mark Gormley

      You aren’t?

      • okxcy

        go sean spicer!

  • okxcy

    LETS GO PREDS!

  • Pi

    Only one more round until Okxcy and I finally become enemies.

  • okxcy

    shouldn’t you be a winnipeg jets fan?
    they’re the lions of the NHL

  • Mark Gormley

    Just so you all know, I got a hold of Pi’s yearbook from his senior year of HS. Did you guys know that he was voted most likely to rape Weeb Ewbank?

    • okxcy

      is that a thing or a person?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Go 🐧

    • okxcy

      🐧 = fuck yourself?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I will

        • okxcy

          🐧.

  • okxcy

    off to sell my gf’s underwear on ebay japan

  • okxcy

    you should be up cooking breakfast for somebody
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXow3d3-b0

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Good morning fappers

  • Pi

    Good afternoon fuckbutts.

  • Pi

    Trashy broads turn me on.

  • hawkshaw

    ribeyes on the grill

  • hawkshaw

    funny how internet hackers even ignore canada

  • Pi
  • hawkshaw

    thamks thou italiano ,for the cheap white wine

  • hawkshaw

    berenger pinot grigio , middle of the road wine

  • hawkshaw

    99 countries hacked with the new virus ,canada was not one of them

  • hawkshaw

    fap world headquarters is save

  • okxcy

    gravy has been fapping nonstop watching the players

  • Mr. Horse

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
    WHERE ARE THE CRUISE MISSILES WHEN WE NEED THEM?
    https://twitter.com/bbceurovision/status/863516343852646401

  • hawkshaw

    google: do the french grill horse meat ?

    • Pi

      You’ve got it backwards. Horse serves his meat to French girls.

      • okxcy

        I force feed my meat to vegans

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      Cracker.

      • Mark Gormley

        Did you know that Pi was voted Most Likely to Rape Weeb Ewbank?

        • hawkshaw

          i heard he succeded

        • Pi

          I’m the Bill Cosby of raping.

  • hawkshaw

    queens underwear ,check rape weeb ewbank ,check suck off a live moose ,check

  • okxcy

    pi tried to rape vegas once

    • okxcy

      but you can’t rape the willing

  • hawkshaw

    canadians have strange bucket lists

  • hawkshaw

    pi .fondle beibs junk ,un-checked yet

  • okxcy

    bewbs

  • okxcy

    my condolences pi

    • hawkshaw

      you have seen his penis

  • hawkshaw

    saturday night ,gorms street musician for dimes

  • hawkshaw

    gorms will polish your brass

    • Mark Gormley

      And Mosley will polish your ass.

      • hawkshaw

        mosely is a anus buffer

  • hawkshaw

    guilty pleasure , corn beef and hash in a can ,tommorrow for breakfast

    • okxcy

      copycat

      • hawkshaw

        couple over easy eggs on top ,for some reason that shits addicking

  • Mark Gormley

    I bet Hawk is still rocking a Flock of Seagulls haircut.

    • hawkshaw

      naw old now ,short and bald

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    post a selfie hawkshaw

    • hawkshaw

      can’t , my arms would fill the screen

      • hawkshaw

        5′ 10′ 180

        • hawkshaw

          ok naybe 185

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          i dont believe you

  • okxcy

    i thought hawk was like 5’2″ 135

    • hawkshaw

      150 lb defensive end in high school

      • okxcy

        fatty

      • Mr. Horse

        Don’t make me post the Glory Days video.

        • hawkshaw

          he

  • hawkshaw

    wrestled at 145 as a freshmen ,wrestled at 145 as a senior

    • Mark Gormley

      You shouldn’t wrestle seniors. I mean, who do you think you are? Pi?

  • hawkshaw

    i blame retirerment and sitting at this computer talking to you bastards for putting on 20 lbs

    • Mr. Horse

      I blame your wealth, no need to run 30 miles after a prairie dog.

      • hawkshaw

        muskrats bro

  • hawkshaw

    new dog is doing ok gorms .sorta

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Horse, will you marry me?

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson is a philandering twink–just like his lover Pi.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      pi is like me in 20 years

  • gravy_t

    niggahs

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      fag

    • Mark Gormley

      Sturgis.

    • hawkshaw

      white bass season on the river

  • hawkshaw

    fed commodities ,they had a thing called lunchion meat ,in a can ,was like a lower grade spam

    • Mr. Horse

      Used to go get those in KY when I was dirt poor.
      Canned “meat”, canned chicken, had to take a box along. Powdered eggs. Real butter, cheese & peanut butter.
      Then they cut off the program and I started killing anything that looked like protein that might be edible.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    horse i refused to be friendzoned

    this is the end

    • Mr. Horse

      LEAVING & NEVAR COMING BACK

    • Mr. Horse

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Snowflake

  • hawkshaw

    got 44 fish on ice in cooler i have to fillet tommorow

  • hawkshaw

    when in the middle of run 200 fish a day

  • hawkshaw

    whers the pewp wagon

  • hawkshaw

    vegas ,where do you get your horse condoms

    • Mr. Horse

      They have them in vending machines next to the buffet at Binions.

  • hawkshaw

    queens panties ,soiled

  • hawkshaw

    wannacry virus has missed fap and there millions of slush money

  • hawkshaw

    and another week has passed that gorms does not play

    • hawkshaw

      office clone

      • hawkshaw

        give us a vid , he-man

  • gravy_t
    • hawkshaw

      dead men ? and so is there music

  • gravy_t

    Eat my ass

    • VWCAU

      Nah. Just had dinner

    • hawkshaw

      wyoming is 20 years behind the times

  • hawkshaw

    ok squint eye

    • hawkshaw

      grizzly bait

  • hawkshaw

    morman sting finger

  • okxcy

    gormley braids his ass hair

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Sup.

    • hawkshaw

      yer alive

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Partially

  • hawkshaw

    gravy herds sheep

  • Mr. Horse
    • hawkshaw

      yea man

      • hawkshaw

        one of the best albums ever made

  • gravy_t
    • hawkshaw

      good stuff ,wait yer turn cowboy

      • gravy_t

        Sorry, I only saw wish you were here…didn’t know Shine On was next on that vid

  • hawkshaw

    crank this at 500 watts a channel

  • gravy_t

    Hawk you et cranky when I’m not around, hoe

    • hawkshaw

      i miss you , squint

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Go suck a big black cock Gravy

  • hawkshaw

    city boys here mostly

    • Matt Mosley 69

      City living is the life for me

      • hawkshaw

        and womens underwear

        • Matt Mosley 69

          And

  • gravy_t
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Dude

    • hawkshaw

      oldie but goodie

  • Mr. Horse
  • hawkshaw

    reo speedwagon

  • gravy_t
    • Matt Mosley 69

      They still look the same

  • hawkshaw

    good tunes ,still catching up

  • hawkshaw

    mosely saw lala land 20 tiomes

  • hawkshaw

    bet those english bitchs don’t drink blackberry

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I bet the gay men do

      • hawkshaw

        you iron panties and then wear them ,you tell me

  • hawkshaw

    dozier knives .replica of a 1943 commonda knive .10 inchs of d2

  • Pi
    • hawkshaw

      no way .ice boy

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    game of thrones ,we build a ice wall ,dirty canucks

    • Matt Mosley 69

      They learn how to make a recurve bow unlike your people

      • hawkshaw

        personelly white people are weak ,just have to get over the numbers ,war tomahawk

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Go 🐧

  • hawkshaw

    old guy ,but could probbaly still stick a knive in your skull mosely

    • hawkshaw

      i collect knives

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You can puncher any organ with a 2 inch knife

        • hawkshaw

          ah ,he he, don;t aim for your crotch

  • gravy_t
  • Pi
  • hawkshaw

    gravy shoots gophers

  • hawkshaw

    i will bang your lilly white ass

    • hawkshaw

      rump ranger

  • hawkshaw

    good thing pi is not playing music .ceion and biebs

  • hawkshaw

    contrary to most believes ,there are skinny redskins

    • okxcy

      it’s the meth

    • Matt Mosley 69

      The men are skinny the women are far

  • hawkshaw

    i fully expect to live till 110 and outlive all you white boys

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m living every day like it’s my last day

    • gravy_t

      Well I expect to live one more year so yo might not make it

    • Mr. Horse

      Got a head start on your red grasshopper ass.

  • gravy_t
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Play some toadies

    • hawkshaw

      awesome gravy

      • hawkshaw

        seven screaming diz busters

  • okxcy
    • hawkshaw

      homo

  • hawkshaw

    last days of may .blue oyster

  • okxcy

    That is all. peace out motherfuckers!

    • hawkshaw

      go udfa’s

      • Mr. Horse

        They’re easy & grateful & fuck like it might be their last time.

        • hawkshaw

          ha .like colt ,airborne to throw out a knee

  • gravy_t
    • hawkshaw

      you fucking homo

  • hawkshaw

    brokeback morman

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    gophers ,with a 30-06 .iv you need it ,and don’ have it

  • hawkshaw

    338 for prairie dogs

    • okxcy

      fine pink mist

  • hawkshaw

    two dolla a round for the good stuff .bite my ass

  • hawkshaw

    don’t trust remington ammo in the field

    • Mr. Horse

      I can witness.

  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley

    Anoos pewp.

  • hawkshaw

    flaming

  • okxcy

    homo

  • Mark Gormley

    You guys need to be nicer to Pizo.

  • hawkshaw

    finguring anoos all day might make you hink abouut yer manhood

  • gravy_t
  • hawkshaw

    two timing tramp

  • hawkshaw

    do cocaine gravy

  • gravy_t
    • Mark Gormley

      I am having a shitload of fun playing my new strat right now. Just threw the whammy bar on too.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Mr. Horse

    I am an American patriot. My old peeps are Russian. I grew up in America’s cradle. I’ve stood exactly where Patrick Henry stood in the pulpit of little St John’s Church in Richmond, when he delivered the Liberty or Death speech. I went to Mr Jefferson’s University in Charlottesville, and his marks are all over it. He authored the Declaration of Independence. I have been to his home. My woman is native. I loathe what happened to them. I want America to honor its treaties with native tribes.

    I live in Atlanta, a predominantly black but very metropolitan city, by choice. People from all over the world gravitate here, get jobs, start businesses, raise families. Clerks, cab drivers, surgeons, professors. Atlanta’s diversity makes life richer and happier. I get free stuff without asking from a certain Ethiopian black chick at the nearby KFC, just because. My local package store in owned by a Cambodian family & I’m friends with a severely cool older black guy who works there & his Peruvian sidekick. America is still a melting pot. It’s on full display here. Like awesome Cajun food from a Vietnamese restaurant.

    Tonight some Trump Nazi fucks desecrated Charlottesville with torches and declarations of affinity for Putin’s Russia.

    I’m not going down without a final fight for what America is supposed to be. I’m sorry that my shit is in the feed, but that’s Pi’s choice.

  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley
  • gravy_t

    Hawk tapped out.

  • gravy_t

    I’m mean…if we’re gonna go hipster then I’ll just drop this here….”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D8L40-WuIM

  • Mark Gormley

    Alice in Chains is hipster? Explain yourself, Gravy.

    • gravy_t

      Explain why you didn’t’ insta-like my dope song, faggot

      • Mark Gormley

        Because Pi’s hosting service bans all of your link posts. I just made you a “trusted user.”

        • gravy_t

          What a fag…that guy

  • gravy_t

    Also it’s cause you’re inherently a hipster being from Seattle…..so embrace it and listen/like my shit

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m not FROM Seattle. I was born in Wisco, grew up outside of Denver, and lived Greeley, CO for nearly 10 years.

      • gravy_t

        Hipster as FK

  • gravy_t
  • gravy_t

    I’m from Wyo and I like this shit. Just accept our fate.

    • Mark Gormley

      BRB. Gonna pour myself a another drink that will push me over the top from exhausted and drunk to simply drunk.

  • gravy_t

    Tonight’s about us, Groms.

  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley

    Gravy, I have been BEYOND obsessed with Mastodon’s new album.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a12EW1CXKFk

    • gravy_t

      I guess just skip line…that’s fine…everything’s fine….

  • gravy_t
    • Mark Gormley

      Probably my favorite Blues Traveler tune.

      • Mark Gormley

        I forget that dude’s name who played on this, but he was fucking awesome. RIP.

  • gravy_t
    • Mark Gormley

      What the hell?

      • gravy_t

        Listen and enjoy, damnit

        • gravy_t

          Milky Chance is awesome. I’m way more hipster than you.

  • gravy_t
  • gravy_t
  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy
    • Joe No

      Must have been a day where he took money from the middle class and gave it to lazy jobless breeders

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Yo

  • okxcy

    No

  • okxcy

    brewbs

  • Pi

    I banged all of your mothers today. Especially the dead ones.

  • R8Rnation

    A/c is freezing. I hate that.

  • Mr. Horse

    87 got sent to the ER for his back.

    • Joe No

      He spends so much time at hospitals, Packers may as well sign him to play on the defense.

      • okxcy

        packers training staff must work in chicago during the offseason

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      you are so full of shit

      • Mark Gormley

        Balls.

  • okxcy

    what are you tarts up to tonight?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      anus

      • okxcy

        24/7/365 for you

  • Pi

    Anus.

    • Pi

      That joke was clearly too smart for you guys.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        yeah, i dont get it

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      my nigga

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    make me an mod pi

    Keal and MFA did

    • Pi

      MFA’s site is pretty awesome though.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        have you seen the playlists? rad as fuck, you can learn a thing or two

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Link

        • Pi

          Besides Bieber and Backstreet Boys, what was your jam growing up?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            A Milli by Lil Wayne

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pie did you like my fat rhymes?
    Apparently the doctor at the immediate care clinic didn’t like when i dribbled piss when he pushed my leg down…

    • Pi

      I’m in Chicago next weekend. What are you up to?

      • Pi

        Besides wheeling yourself around like an old man.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Touching your cock. Hanging out with you.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            lucky

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      *does this hurt*
      ~yes and I leaked a little bit~
      *bowel or bladder*
      [laughs in head….bowel….]
      ~bladder~

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    • okxcy

      another site for fags?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        hey! im a moderator at that site. be respeckful

        • okxcy

          ew worse
          a site for gif stealing fags

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      post some jazz

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        just kidding. i’d like to keep my heterosexuality

        • Mark Gormley

          Whatever you say, twink. Do you want some shitty EDM instead?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            skrillex?

          • Mark Gormley

            I don’t know what that is.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            wow mark, wow

          • okxcy

            unce unce unce

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m holding off going to the ER because the wait time was so long.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      whatd you do

      • Mark Gormley

        Those gigantic pewps finally caught up with him.

      • Pi

        Rectal trauma.

      • Joe No

        Bust into a vet clinic, they are almost doctors.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gormley how is that big cock of yours doing

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      pic?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Google big cock tranny

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          brb

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Some are like huuuuuge

    • Joe No

      He got a penis reduction to help with his back problems.

    • Mark Gormley

      Unused and limp…

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    • Mark Gormley

      Dammit, Okxcy.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        fuckin okxcy

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        and mosley

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lemme find this funny one I found vegas

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      oh boy

  • okxcy

    damn vegas
    you’re dating up with your boyfriend

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      LMAO

  • Mark Gormley

    Gross. You guys should stay off of Mosley’s Instagram account.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Man some of those meat slingers are huuuuuuuyge

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I missed you guys 🙁

    • Pi

      How come you’re working so much and not hanging with your internet friends?

      • okxcy

        he’s the first adult on fap

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Because gay

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Mark Gormley

    My puppy just bit my nose. Thanks a lot, Henderson.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lanzos up to it again
    A homeless man sexually assaulted another homeless man at a La Grange homeless shelter after a shelter in Oak Park sent them there together, prosecutors said Saturday. Corey Robinson, 47, whose last permanent address was in Oak Park, appeared in bond court Saturday at the Leighton Criminal Court…

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    jesus

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewbs.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hi

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Pi

    What’s up butt nuts?

  • Pi

    Around The NFL ✔ @AroundTheNFL
    End Around: Eddie Lacy meets first weight target with Seahawks
    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000808862/article/eddie-lacy-meets-first-weight-target-with-seahawks?campaign=Twitter_atn

    • Pi

      Heavy E is loading up.

      • Joe No

        He has gained 9 pounds since his weigh in.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      He is fitting in so far so good.

    • Brew_City

      what do you fucking know.
      jesus mother fucking christ

  • Mark Gormley

    A Jew, a Muslim, and a Buddhist all walk into a bar and splooge on Pi’s face.

  • Mark Gormley

    This place is more disgusting than Pi’s face.

  • Pi

    Gormley smells like he’s never had bacon.

  • Joe No

    PI smells of back bacon, and axe body spray

    • Mark Gormley

      And semen.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Hello fans of the wrong teams. I would like to invite you all to a party this Thursday.

  • Joe No

    Mitch Trubisky is the Mosley of the NFL

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m having a party everyone is invited

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Except fans of the NFCN

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Even me??

        • Matt Mosley 69

          You are always welcome

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hello

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Yo

    • Matt Mosley 69

      You’re still alive wow

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Sadly enough yes. How u do

  • Mark Gormley

    Hello. Anus. Bacon.

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Pi sucks donkey dick.

  • Pi
    • Joe No

      Fucked if you do, fucked if you don’t
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/LA99rJA.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    smoked anus

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/f8IlxHr.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    Literally every single time growing up I peed in the pool.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      The igloo?

      • Joe No

        In America we call them bathtubs

  • Mark Gormley

    I see you two are engaged in meme warfare. Please proceed.

  • Mark Gormley

    JoeZo, you’ll be happy to know that my Mom and Stepdad had opted to pay the tax penalty for not having insurance because they apparently just figured “what the fuck?” and never really get sick. That was until my Mom to contact the CO state exchange office to see what their options were. Turns out, because they are both in their sixties and own their own business, that they were able to find a plan that didn’t them too much and they actually like.

    Now, my Mom, a once proud Libertarian, is sounding more and more like Bernie Sanders.

    • Mark Gormley

      Thanks Obama. Fuckin’ Mosley. Dammit Lanzo.

    • Joe No

      Its going to be scary when Bernie takes office in 2020.

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t be silly, JoeZo. There is no way Trump isn’t reelected in 2020.

        • Mark Gormley

          And I am not being sarcastic. Dude is fucking indestructible.

        • Joe No

          I have a feeling he might be gone before the election.

  • Pi

    When you fags talk about politics, Pi does this…
    http://i.imgur.com/pRIRpIc.jpg

    • Joe No

      What ever happened to that drunk Chris Farley impostor you had running Canada?

      • Mark Gormley

        He dead.

  • Joe No

    Shame we never got any David Spade movies with this guy
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/aPL9PjZ.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      He was a national treasure. Pi shouldn’t have let him die from brain cancer.

      • Joe No

        Is that what happened? I would have thought it was the cocaine.

        • Mark Gormley

          Brain cancer is a bitch. Took him right quick.

          • Joe No

            Better than colon or kidney, that shit takes forever

          • Mark Gormley

            A former music instructor survived pancreatic cancer somehow.

          • Mark Gormley

            Wait. Nevermind. Shit was in his bladder.

  • Pi
    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/0VkIn8Y.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi, what’s your take on Epiphone guitars?

    • Pi

      I own one so I dig ’em.
      Also…
      http://i.imgur.com/dOa83Fq.jpg

      • Mark Gormley

        Since we have decided not to buy into the housing market out here during what appears to be a boom, I am looking to buy guitars I always wanted as a kid. But even used Gibson’s are fucking expensive and I really want to see what all of the Les Paul noise is about.

        • Mark Gormley

          I had an Epiphone Dot for a while. But that was during the time when I played almost no guitar at all–just saxamaphone.

  • Pi

    Dunkaroos were the shit.

  • okxcy

    jordy and pi are going to scissor under the bean

  • Mr. Horse
  • okxcy
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Pi

    Shut the fuck up. Big daddy Pi is here.

    • Mark Gormley

      Someone may have ordered an Epiphone Les Paul last night. I think Henderson has a problem.

      • Pi

        Who are we going to get to play bass in the FAP band?

        • Mark Gormley

          I still own that Fender Jazz Bass, Lanzo.

  • Pi

    I’m worried Gorms. As a Packers fan, I just assume you’re going to get injured before our set is finished.

    • Mark Gormley

      I don’t have a comeback for this.

      • Pi

        Break your own ankle.

        • Mark Gormley

          Brake Uranus.

          • Pi

            I thought you were more into this planet…
            http://i.imgur.com/fhnID52.jpg

          • Mark Gormley

            This shit used to be funnier when there weren’t any Nazis in the White House…

  • Pi

    Politicians lie. Water is wet. Jews love money. Jordy poops sperm.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Politicans are wet. Water is a lie. Jews love poop sperm. I have no money

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Because I’m not jewish

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Sup.

    • Pi

      Hitler had it right.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Was that ever a debate

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie where r u staying this week Rosemont again?

    • okxcy

      is he sleeping in the o’hare airport?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Worse….midway

        • okxcy

          isn’t rosemont right near ohare?

          • Fun Boy 87

            Yeah but you know Canadians

    • Pi

      I leave on Thursday I think?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Where….
        Are. .
        You…..
        Staying….

        • Fun Boy 87

          Ducking stoners Jesus Christ.

          • Pi

            Um some Holiday Inn near O’Hare.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Ok cool you will be like 15 minutes from me if I take 294 or 290 (highways)

  • Fun Boy 87

    Also pie you ducking flamer. I might not even be working Friday I don’t know

  • Fun Boy 87

    Where are you staying?
    *I think I leave Thursday*
    -how to answer a question when you are a worthless canadian dink stoner fun boy- by pie.
    Please send 9.99€ to Pie Fihn for a power point presentation.

    • okxcy

      I’ll wait for the audio book

    • Pi

      I’ll email you tonight gaybo when I have it in front of me. I travel 25-50 times a year. I don’t memorize all the hotels and dates along the way.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Well you should maybe…start.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie remember I drive again. So we are good. No 3 hour bus ride to go 10 minutes by car. Or ride a bike on a highway

    • Fun Boy 87

      However no weed on you if we are in a car together cuz I’m on probation.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Suburb cops are weird. If you have weed in your pocket. They arrest both of us.

        • Fun Boy 87

          My car got impounded because my dad had like 10$ worth of coke on him and we got pulled over

  • Fun Boy 87

    So like in a year I wanna get another Rottweiler and take him for schutzhund classes….but all these places only have Belgian malious and German shepherds. .wtf

    • Brew_City

      because they’re more popular

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I’m staying at some holiday inn by O’Hare this week

  • okxcy

    I had a reservation at some holiday inn by O’Hare this week, but I changed it due to all the degenerates who would be there

  • Fun Boy 87

    I had a reservation and I lost it – hawkshaw

  • Alias Number One™

    This is still the best article I have seen in a long time.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I just sent in my application for school.

    • Mark Gormley

      School’s for fools.

      • Mark Gormley

        I mean, just look at that twink over in Henderson. He’s in school and even Lanzo makes fun of him.

        • okxcy

          this is the only reason you won’t to law school

  • Fun Boy 87

    Dear Timothy,

    Welcome to the College of DuPage! It is my pleasure to inform you that we have processed your application and you have been accepted to the College. You will receive your acceptance letter in the mail in approximately one week.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Wooo

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you warned the maintenance department of their impending plumbing emergency?

  • Alias Number One™

    There’s an application for 7th grade?

  • okxcy

    angus

    • Pi

      Too much “g”.

      • okxcy

        I’m the first one here to find the g

        • Pi

          The g spot is a myth, like a Dom Capers defense.

  • okxcy

    gormley is a bro’s broey bro

  • Mark Gormley

    I bet alias doesn’t even have his grade 10.

    • okxcy

      I’ve never had a bad grade

  • okxcy

    putting up the gravy signal
    http://i.imgur.com/o1bQxdT.jpeg

  • Pi

    Putting out the Okxcy signal.
    http://i.imgur.com/4K8DIm7.jpg

    • okxcy

      translates to “Never trust a Jew”

  • Mark Gormley

    piblowsdudesatthemall.com

    • okxcy

      is that our new blog?

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s Pi’s new lifestyle blog.

        • Mark Gormley

          Even though it’s mostly just videos of him felicitating men in a restroom at the Eaton Centre.

        • okxcy

          explains why he travels so much
          the security guards start to recognize him after a little while

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie what are we doing Friday ? Swimming?

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s going to need to spend some time at your local mall to do some “blogging.”

  • Fun Boy 87

    My wife asked if I can sleep over at your hotel she might have her boyfriend over.
    Aka lanzo.
    Ughhh
    I don’t like being here when he is anyways

  • Fun Boy 87

    I guess lanzo *confiscated* some car from an old lady and sold it so he said he would pay for my hotel room

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Putting up the signal for gays

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re listening to Nickelback again?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Look at this photograph

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Every time it makes me laugh

  • Matt Mosley 69

    A can full of gas and a a hand full of matches

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Blink 182 today Mark….

  • okxcy

    This is how you remind me

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Don’t go chasing waterfalls

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      this is how you remind me of what i really am

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    mosley

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Bye bye bye

    • okxcy

      No, I don’t want no scrub

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    hey i just met you

    • okxcy
      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        awwwwwww such a cutie pie

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Gif stealing fag

  • Matt Mosley 69

    You be the Prince and I’ll be the princess

  • okxcy

    you got blood on yo face
    you big disgrace

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Where are the champions of the world

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    with eyes wide open

  • Matt Mosley 69

    It’s raining men

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    my anaconda dont

  • okxcy

    i’ve got all my love to give

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Me and my home boys like to play this game some call Amtrak but we just call it the train

  • okxcy

    oops I did it again

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Like a Vegas for the very first time

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I call virgins Vegas

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        rightfully so

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    in the end it doesnt even matter

  • okxcy

    if you wanna be my lover
    you gotta get with my friends

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I got friends in low places

  • okxcy

    oh say can you see

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I get drunk in the morning a get stoned in the afternoon

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m a joker I’m a smoker I’m a mid night smoker

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    mom’s spaghetti

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Sitting on the dock of the bay

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    can the real slim shady please stand up

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    when im gone just carry on

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I wook up late at about noon though I had to be in Compton soon

  • okxcy

    at first I was afraid
    I was petrified

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    dope man can i please have another hit

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I want to sex you up

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    i was gonna go to work but then i got high

  • okxcy

    I’m too sexy for my shirt

    • Matt Mosley 69

      BOOM we found the gay guy

  • Matt Mosley 69

    John at the bar is a friend of mine he gives me my drinks for free

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    oh baby you got what i neeeeeed

  • Fun Boy 87

    Now everybody say wayo

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      jesus

  • Fun Boy 87

    Boom boom boom….

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Okx wins fag of the day

    • okxcy

      suck it vegas!

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    biggie biggie biggie cant you see

  • okxcy

    this shit is bananas

    • Matt Mosley 69

      She’s hot

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      bananas

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Sweet cherry Pie

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Money for nothing and the chicks for free

  • okxcy

    you got what I need
    but you say he’s just a friend

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I hear the whistle blowing

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    i once knew a nigga whos real name was william, his primary concern was making a million

  • okxcy

    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

  • Fun Boy 87

    What is a juggalo?
    Let me think for a second
    Oh, he gets butt-naked
    And then he walks through the streets
    Winking at the freaks
    With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
    What is a juggalo?
    He just don’t care
    He might try to put a weave
    In his nut hair
    ’cause he could give a fuck less
    What a bitch thinks
    He tell her that her butt stinks
    And all that

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Your ruining the blog

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    pi fuck you

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Did pie take all your money to?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I said a hip hop to the hippie hop

  • okxcy

    blame Canada! blame Canada!

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Who is funboy87?

    • Fun Boy 87

      J dizzo aka jordy

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ugh I wanna get like 2 or 3 certificates.
    Construction management and add an pre architecture/ architecture technology.
    Ugfffhhhh

  • okxcy

    happy birthday mr president

    • Matt Mosley 69

      She had a gapping asshole

      • okxcy

        jfk had a fat cock

        • Matt Mosley 69

          It was from the black butler

  • Fun Boy 87
    • Matt Mosley 69

      I had frozen pizza six times this week

      • okxcy

        your asshole must be like shredded mozzarella

  • Mark Gormley

    How many shirts have you ironed so far today, Mosley?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      2 more

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I don’t have a day off till next Tuesday

    • Matt Mosley 69

      And I did snacks for the new band parents tonight

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I can’t figure out how to post pictures on this new shit

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s how Pi wants it.

  • Matt Mosley 69
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Delete that mark

  • okxcy

    i took 2 shits before 11am

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I took 2 before 7

  • Fun Boy 87

    I shit like once every 2 e days
    Man miss Mosley is attractive.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      She’s 40

      • okxcy

        then you don’t have to worry about pi seducing her

      • Fun Boy 87

        I’m 30

  • Matt Mosley 69

    My daughter made me some corndogs

    • okxcy

      itmtbs?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pie will shove them in his corn hole

  • Fun Boy 87

    Mosleys that dorky dad with the hot wife.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      We are super models off band parents

      • Fun Boy 87

        I wouldn t doubt it. Espixallt in texas

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m down to 10 hour days now.
    But its time for me to sleep
    Good night.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Goo naxht

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ll make fun of Pi for you.

  • okxcy

    hit me baby one more time

    • Mark Gormley

      “Okay!”–Greg Hardy

  • Hooza

    I went hunting for morels but all I got was a hike through the woods on a beautiful day. Fuck you nature.

    • Mark Gormley

      Better watch out for Lanzos out there. He’s been known to rape guys like you.

      • Hooza

        I want him to think I don’t know that.

  • Hooza

    Whatever happened to lanzo anyway?

    • okxcy

      he’s NEVAR CUMING BAK!

    • Mark Gormley

      He got tired of you stealing his thunder and left forever.

      • Hooza

        His butt thunder

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuckin’ Hoozazo.

  • Pi

    Hooza is an enigma.

    • Pi

      With extra emphasis on the “nig” part.

    • Hooza

      Wrapped in a mystery wrapped in bacon wrapped in Lanzo

  • Hooza

    I just figured he had 3 to 5 or something like that.

  • Hooza

    At least the articles are a lot better lately

    • Pi

      Articles?

  • okxcy
    • Hooza

      I can do that.
      *I mean shove my face in my ass.

      • okxcy

        autofellate?

        • Hooza

          If done while gay isn’t it homoautofellate?

  • okxcy

    pi will you come to nashville for the preds senators final?

    • Pi

      You’re dead to me now.

      • okxcy

        where is your canadian spirit?
        the queen will have your head

        • Pi

          It’s right next to my Nashville spirit, where I get pissed on moonshine and bang my sister.

          • okxcy

            now you’re talkin

          • Mark Gormley

            Easy there, Pi. You’re not a Trump voter yet.

  • Mark Gormley

    Fuckin’ Hoozazo.

  • okxcy

    gooey night fagets

    • Mark Gormley

      Too much moonshine?

      • okxcy

        drunk on victory

        • Mark Gormley

          The South shall rise again!

  • Mark Gormley

    You all suck Pi-level dick.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      no i do not

      • Mark Gormley

        Oh Henderson…

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          oh marky poo

          • Mark Gormley

            You leave my poo out of this.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yoooo

  • Fun Boy 87

    The gypsys warned of the danger you can laugh and joke with friends but don’t you ever talk to strangers

  • Mr. Horse

    So Lions.
    ESPN NFL Nation @ESPN_NFLNation ===>
    Eric Ebron starts Pilates to try to stay healthy, keep his body ‘sexy’
    http://i.imgur.com/NlKqpR8l.jpg

  • Pi

    Meanwhile at Packers practice…
    http://i.imgur.com/mtOF5BI.jpg

    • Joe No

      Not great resolution, but I’d bang the middle one.

      • Hooza

        You’ll bang the ginger on the right and be happy about it.

  • DallasCowboysSux

    Mosley is Loses

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is Mosley.

  • Mark Gormley

    💩💩💩💩💩

  • Brew_City

    the Vikings will literally take any NFCN teams scraps

    • Joe No

      When you draft a WR in round 1 and he has 15 yards at the end of the season, the GM may not have an eye for talent.

      • Mr. Horse

        That one was supposed to make Teddy look better by reducing the need for accuracy.

        • Joe No

          Black Ponder 2.0 can’t throw farther than 15 yards, why bother drafting any WRs.

          • Mr. Horse

            I’ve seen him launch 30 yard moonshots that come down somewhere near where they’re supposed to.

  • Alias Number One™

    Can’t wait to hear VaJay say “the bears still suck” while doing color commentary on his 1st game.

  • Mark Gormley

    A slow receiver who drops contested balls. What could go wrong?

    • Joe No

      I miss Robert Ferguson

      • Mark Gormley

        I miss Ferg Robertson.

    • Pi

      Your mother never drops contested balls.

      • Mark Gormley

        As where Enron can’t stop dropping all the balls.

        • Mark Gormley

          Enron? Stupid autocorrect. Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • Pi

    Almost Chicago time bitches.

    • Joe No

      Get your bullet proof vest yet? Its a liberal city.

      • Pi

        If I get shot I have free healthcare.

        • Joe No

          But its only free because the doctors are part time bowlers/doctors

      • Mark Gormley

        I doubt Pi is going to any parts of the city that aren’t white. He’ll be fine.

        • Joe No

          There are still white parts of Chicago?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s Dear Leader is visiting Seattle soon.

  • Mark Gormley

    Jesus Christ. That LaVar Ball guy is a fucking lunatic.

    • Joe No

      I find him enjoyable, can’t tell if hes a liar or retarded.

      • Mark Gormley

        Probably a bit of both. He’s perfect for those talking head shows where they incoherently yell at each other about nothing.

      • Mark Gormley

        Have you seen the video of him playing basketball very shittily?

  • okxcy

    black people
    am i right?

    • Pi

      Your humor is dark.

      • hawkshaw

        your anus is dank

        • okxcy

          like brew’s memes

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/lvowAeb.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy

    You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Jesus Christ. That Mark Gormley guy is a fucking lunatic.

  • okxcy

    my condolences pi

  • okxcy

    penguins are kill

  • Mark Gormley

    Check out LaVar’s ballin’ skills.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai4eqHsMP3A

    • okxcy

      how many BBB shoes have you bought?

      • Mark Gormley

        400-500 pairs.

  • okxcy

    how the hell am I supposed to know which fag he is?

    • Mark Gormley

      I think he’s number eight. He’s the one that tries to pass the ball to himself using the backboard.

      • okxcy

        what a baller

        • Mark Gormley

          He claims he could have beaten Jordan in both of their primes.

          • okxcy

            I believe it

          • Mark Gormley

            Typical Trump voter…

          • okxcy

            reported as fake news

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, one of the department managers at my main account is an excessively dickish moron–and he hates me. I feel like he is going to be the reason we are going to lose the account and that might lead to me either being demoted or laid off in a few months. It’d be one thing I fucked up and deserved it, but his expectations and understanding of his own business are so fucking out of whack that he is actually probably going to end up fucking his own company over.

    • okxcy

      fuckin lanzo

    • Mr. Horse

      Cut his brake lines.

  • Pi

    Just finished packing for Shitcago. I hope they let my bullet proof vest through customs.

  • Pi

    Have any of you dickfucks ever left America?

    • okxcy

      I’ve had sex on 5 continents

      • okxcy

        with your mom

        • Pi

          I have two dads.

          • okxcy

            this is why you have 2 dads

    • Mr. Horse

      I visited Canadia a few times, and Mexico. Which is why I’m heading south when the time comes.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’ve been to Guatemala , Europe and 2 shit holes Turkey and Iraq

  • okxcy

    Travel, I’ve had my share, man
    I’ve been everywhere

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Stop with the songs

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    Greetings from Detroit airport.

    • Pi

      Where’s my nigga Brew at?

      • Brew_City

        I’m here fag

        • Brew_City

          I’ve had to work more lately.

          It’s garbage

  • Brew_City

    Yes Pi I’ve left America. I’ve been to your filthy country, Mexico and also Florida.

    • Brew_City

      I gotta go to Nam in August. it’s gonna suck

    • Joe No

      I like how you mention filthy canada, but Mexico is A OK.

      • Brew_City

        I mean what would you call a place that produced Pi

        • Joe No

          A bunch of Mosleys.

  • Pi

    Greetings from a third world country… Chicago.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    i just got to some holiday inn by O’hare

    • Mr. Horse

      How much are the whores?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        free if you have chloroform

  • Joe No

    Chris cornell dies in detroit then pi magically shows up in detroit. Coincidence?

    • Mr. Horse

      Pi lives in a Detroit suburb.

  • DallasCowboysSux
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      fuck off

  • Mark Gormley

    Which one of you assholes fucked Roger Ailes to death?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Brew_City

      The Windsor Jewburners?

      • Pi

        No. That’s just my family reunion photo.

  • Hooza

    Does one actually live in Detroit, or is it more like survive moment to moment in Detroit?

  • Pi

    Jordy where should I go eat around here?

    • Mark Gormley

      Is this your way of asking him for his lawn clippings?

    • okxcy

      barvette’s or evanston chicken shack

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Get a NY style pizza

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      mcdonalds

  • okxcy

    pi the offer still stands to sit in my lap while the predators destroy the senators in the finals

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      Who watches hockeyball?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Nobody that’s who

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is Mosley’s.

    • okxcy

      anus

      • Mark Gormley

        How dare you, sir. I am going to report you to the internet police.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yooo

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you raped Pi yet?

  • okxcy

    ass n titties

    • Mark Gormley

      Typical….

  • Mark Gormley

    Whores.

    • okxcy

      thats not a nice way to talk about pi’s two moms

      • Mark Gormley

        I wasn’t denigrating them.

  • R8Rnation

    HI GUYS

    • okxcy

      HI LADY

    • Mark Gormley

      Where the hell have you been?

      • okxcy

        balls deep in droog

      • R8Rnation

        Werk

      • R8Rnation

        Plus I found a kitten

  • Pi

    Jordy we went to Gibson’s again. Motherfuckers be bringing a vegetarian to a $100 a plate steakhouse.

  • Brew_City

    Friday high day

  • Brew_City

    I see you’re all busy again

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus pants pewbs bewbs penis queef Lanzo fart Pi.

    • okxcy

      Twice

  • Brew_City

    you pre-order Destiny 2 yet Okxcy?

    • okxcy

      not yet, but probably will just for the beta and then should still have time to cancel

      haven’t watched yesterday’s show, have you?

      • Brew_City

        No not yet.

      • Brew_City

        cancel what the pre-order?

        • okxcy

          yes, but that would take a serious fuckup from bungie

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you pre-ordered Destiny 3 yet?

      • okxcy

        I hear the collectors edition includes your uranus

  • Joe No

    Pi comes to america and weather turns to shit. Coincidence?

  • Brew_City

    I have to move this weekend. You are free Gormley. Fly fly

    • okxcy

      he’ll show up in 3 days like a lost dog

      • Mark Gormley

        Pfft. Don’t be ridiculous. Three days…

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew is making me clean his closet before we move.

    • Brew_City

      well no shit

  • okxcy

    how is the glory hole today gormley?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      I’ve came 3 times this morning

      • Hooza

        Hopefully things will pick up this afternoon.

      • okxcy

        gormley probably didn’t even break a sweat then

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ugggghhhhh

    • okxcy

      is that the sound pi made?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Not yet later 😉

  • Mark Gormley

    Slow day at the glory hole.

    • hawkshaw

      sax lips

    • hawkshaw

      did trump visit your glory hole

      • Mark Gormley

        No babies are allowed at the glory hole.

  • Mark Gormley

    I see Pi can’t stop killing people.

    • hawkshaw

      or his constant shits

  • hawkshaw

    bloody mary with a keystone chaser

    • okxcy

      chasing mary with a bloody keystone

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie said he’s wearing a monkey suit. I’m not sure what he needs me to do to him.

    • okxcy

      he wants to see how many bananas he can fit in his holes

      • Fun Boy 87

        Should I bring him a custom American gift or something.

        • okxcy

          how about a bullet wound?

          • Fun Boy 87

            The proper Chicago way

  • Pi

    I’ve been in Chicago a full 24 hours and nobody has murdered me. I feel like I’m not getting the full experience here…

    • Fun Boy 87

      We can’t kiss tonight I have a cold sore.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I drove downtown earlier to pick up my GED transcripts.
    And apparently only 17% of people did worse then me in my English and language arts sections

  • Fun Boy 87

    Average score is 500.
    I had 430 and 420 🙁

    • hawkshaw

      so below average

  • Fun Boy 87

    Oh pie I plan on sending r8r a lot of pictures of our crotches

    • hawkshaw

      touching

      • Fun Boy 87

        Maybe bathing together.

  • hawkshaw

    c- still passes

    • Pi

      D is for degree.

  • Mark Gormley

    I wonder how many hookers Bartz has murdered so far this week.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie my wife said for me to leave at least by 6 cuz she said traffic is bad atm. And well what do you wanna do go to McDonald’s?

    • okxcy

      I bet he wants to go to navy pier

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol you know how Friday raining traffic is around here.

        • okxcy

          LSD would be fun

  • okxcy

    pi and jordy are going to reenact brokeback mountain in a live video fapcast

    • Fun Boy 87

      Pie doesn’t own a computer

      • Pi

        We don’t have that kind of advanced technology in Canadia yet.

  • hawkshaw

    one wears lacy underwear the other has a g-string

    • okxcy

      I bet pi’s g-string is lacy

  • okxcy

    take him to lou’s

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie doesn’t like Chicago pizza.

    • okxcy

      well fuck him them

      • hawkshaw

        die whitey

      • Pi

        It’s doughier than an Eddie Lacy sit up.

        • okxcy

          what?
          chicago style should a pretty thin flaky crust

          • okxcy

            and then about 8 pounds of cheese on top

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie wanna go to a traditional American restaurant since you are in America

    • Fun Boy 87

      Burger king.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb I’m gonna smoke a cig and shower.
    Pie think of where you want to go and or meet. Because you are in Rosemont and I’m in heaven.

  • hawkshaw

    di gornio and cheap liquor in jordys mancave ,then sex

    • hawkshaw

      on the leather divan

  • Mark Gormley

    Deep dish isn’t bad if you think about it more like a casserole and not pizza.

    • Pi

      Shut your pretentious Jew mouth.

      • Mark Gormley

        Pewp.

    • okxcy

      you can’t reason with pi
      he hats all things american

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie think of it as a business meeting. We need to go over the blog.

  • Fun Boy 87

    What hotel r u at again you flaming dick cheese sniffer

  • Fun Boy 87

    You are 23 minutes from me

  • Fun Boy 87

    Are we meeting at hairy carreys butthole

    • Pi

      We can. Let’s do that.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ok I’m leaving in 15 minutes

  • hawkshaw

    pi ,wakes up with a tattoo

    • okxcy

      thats just where jordy took a dump on pi’s back

  • Hooza

    And like lanzo, pi was never heard from again.

  • hawkshaw

    dirty sex in a cheap chicago motel room

    • Hooza

      Dumpster

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’ve never met a real canadian before.

    • Hooza

      I always thought they were fairy tales, like unicorns and Eskimos.

  • Fun Boy 87

    This is gonna be new.

  • Hooza
    • Hooza

      When pi confesses that he is the real LKP

  • Mark Gormley

    Alright, penis touchers. I’m headed homo. Catch you freaks later.

    • Hooza

      Pull it one time for me

    • hawkshaw

      keep it i your pants

  • okxcy

    gormley is embarking on a quest to find his long lost foreskin

    • Hooza

      But he’ll settle for any foreskin.

  • Pi

    Alright I have to go meet a deranged American for some buttsecks and foosball talk.

    • Hooza

      You’re just here because of trump

    • hawkshaw

      munchkin land

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m really gassy

  • hawkshaw

    bet they post piuctures of each otheres buttocks

  • okxcy

    don’t forget the roofies

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m passing a strip club. Maybe pie wants to see me dance

  • hawkshaw

    pickled asperigus ,pickled canuck

  • hawkshaw

    wish i was there ,would slap both when they got kissy face

    • Fun Boy 87

      Slap my cock

  • Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      I’m 2 minutes away honey

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie has like 30 hookers hanging out of his window.

  • hawkshaw

    where is our senior statesman . we need a hoof stomp for this date

  • Fun Boy 87

    How to Canadians greet each other

    • hawkshaw

      crotch grab

    • okxcy

      with an apology

  • hawkshaw

    most canadians drop trowsher and show anus

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie is like touching docks

  • hawkshaw

    so hooser ,what beer

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie is short.

    • hawkshaw

      youre 5’2′

  • hawkshaw

    pi is a ballarena

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hawkshaw is a giant fag

    • hawkshaw

      die whitey

      • hawkshaw

        asphysation by large penis

    • Fun Boy 87

      And I spelled it right so you know who wrote it.

  • hawkshaw

    guten en tag

    • hawkshaw

      noun

  • okxcy

    jordy is pi talking french at you?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Oddly enough we are talking about it

      • hawkshaw

        french kisses

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hockey is on

  • hawkshaw

    krauts and italians where buddies in the big one

    • Mr. Horse

      The krauts knew the Italians would run south till they hit the sea, leaving the hot women & their lasagna to the krauts.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Horse is my nigga

    • Fun Boy 87

      This is the dark lord Pi

      • Fun Boy 87

        Jordy looks like he escaped from cell block C

  • hawkshaw

    pi is chibbering hockey ,jordy is singing rap

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie smells like patchouli

  • hawkshaw

    canadian club whiskey and a glass of milk , please

    • Mr. Horse

      Not vegan, redman

      • hawkshaw

        seal milk

        • Mr. Horse

          Still not vegan. CC + soy milk. The call it the Doucher.

    • hawkshaw

      noun.s

  • Fun Boy 87

    We miss you lowly faggots

  • hawkshaw

    gay paree ,or homo club tour in chcago

  • hawkshaw

    google is great , noun means homo in german

    • hawkshaw

      of course jordy knows this

  • Fun Boy 87

    Time to steal Buffalo Gut Eater’s land

    • hawkshaw

      i will take your hair short dutch man

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pie is rubbing my thigh

    • hawkshaw

      does he have a hairy back

  • Mark Gormley

    I hate all of you. Except for you. You’re cool.

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/T1bCR6U.jpg[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    any one take you two for hobbits yet

    • hawkshaw

      movie stars

      • Mark Gormley

        Pi’s not short. He’s just a homersexual.

  • hawkshaw

    threes a crowd ,but did you invite busey or mhb

    • Mark Gormley

      Busey lives in LA and MHB is MIA.

      • hawkshaw

        dang

        • Mark Gormley

          Okxcy offended MHB and he hasn’t been back since.