The Truth About The Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Crappers

The Green Bay Attackers

The Green Bay Bushwhackers

Green Bay Antimatter

The Green Bay Backers

The Green Bay Family Matters

The Green Bay Bladders

The Green Bay Crackers

The Green Bay Drag Her

Green Bay Grammar

Green Bay is blacker

The Green Bay Jaggars

Green Bay Lacquer

Green Bay ladders

Green Bay sacher

Green Bay short stature

The Green Bay slackers (and Brew)

The Green Bay no slackers

The Green Bay slap her

Green Bay Smackerz

The Green Bay smack-lovers

The Green Bay stacker

Green Bay swagger

Jordy’s wife, the Green Bay crapper

Green Bay der baecker

Green Bay tractors

 

Editor’s note: Only faggots read articles. Please comment below with the rest of us degenerate scumbags.

*Proceeds of this article go to help the Gormley foundation, which helps troubled out of work lousy Jewish comedians to survive the atrocities of bacon.

  • Mark Gormley

    Nice article, Warvette.

    • Pi

      I’m glad you took the time to not read it.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’m glad Uranus.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Who still has CDs?

      • Pi

        I’ll take “things only faggots will notice” for $800 Alex.

        • Mark Gormley

          And that’s our first Daily Double! How much would you care to wager?

  • Pi

    So even you lowly scumbags have to admit that this one is a masterpiece.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’d give it 👍👍–if I had actually read it.

  • Mark Gormley

    💩🇨🇳🗜🎃🐷🥑🎭🎡

  • okxcy

    I’d give it a 4/4.5

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Did you all go to Bartz’s malware room?

    • JoeNo

      I assume it looks like Buffalo Bills basement with the well

    • Bartz

      I worked hard on that post!

  • Alias Number One™

    We need to work on the %age of boobs here.

  • Bartz
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yo

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Filling out my FAFSA shit.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lucky you!

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        But the irs site is closed due to maintenance and Idk or want to get my 2015 tax return. Thank god in 2014 I barely made any money

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Wait. 2014 I made alot of money….ugggghhhh

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            This is too confusing Gormley

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Well mandingos i have to work 70ish hours next week so I’m gonna be MIA

  • Bartz
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m gonna rip your skin off

      • Bartz

        go to it now!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    So I need to maintain a C average and my company will pay off my loans.
    And the classes ill be taking (not taking gen eds I’m just gonna get 2 certification *degrees*) if I get less than a C I should of never been in construction to begin wit.

  • Mark Gormley

    I would have stayed longer, but I ran out of bewbs to look at. You’re really letting me down, Bartz.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where the hell is Mosley? I want him to tell me how Geno will be the next great Giant.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Good night

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Why didn’t this embed? Shall I threaten to leave forever?

      • JoeNo
        • Mark Gormley

          “Oh hi!”

          • Mark Gormley

            My buddy actually met that Lanzo at a bar on the strip in Vegas once. He said Tommy must have noticed looking at him and came over and said “I’m Tommy Wiseau!”

          • JoeNo

            He should have won an oscar

          • Mark Gormley

            My buddy sent me a picture of the two of them. Mr. Wiseau was wearing THREE belts.

  • Bartz

    THe bewbs are in the new post Gormley!!!

    • Mark Gormley

      Not enough, though.

      • Bartz

        I have to keep it faggy enough for Pi

        • Mark Gormley

          It’s excuses like this that keep you from becoming a mod…

          • JoeNo

            We all know PI only selects communists as mods.

  • Mark Gormley

    Free anus!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pewp

  • Bartz

    Click this link you id 10 ts! ——————————————————-^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Huh

      • Bartz

        The one that says Pi is a dink canadian fag

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    If my boss was my dad I would kill myself.
    Hearing him talk about his kids. Jesus Christ.

  • Pi

    Jordy I just took a big fibrous dump.

  • Bartz

    Pi – did you remove my article??? Shame on you and your Canadian censorship!

    • Bartz

      You put it back in draft status.. No boobs for you!

      • Bartz

        “Last edited by Admin Pi on March 30, 2017 at 12:01 pm”

      • Pi

        Yes. Your “article” can go back up in a few days.

        • Bartz

          But its my birthmonth!

  • Bartz

    Pi – Talk to me!!

  • JoeNo

    Justin McCray is the newest member of the Green Bay Packers.

    On Wednesday, the Packers announced they have signed McCray who recently spent time with the Tennessee Titans. He was originally signed by the Titans as a undrafted free agent back in 2014 from Central Florida.

    McCray spent the entire 2014 season on the practice squad and he also spent time in the Arena Football League, playing for the Orlando Predators. He also has a twin brother, Jordan McCray, who has spent time with the Packers back in 2014.

    Justin McCray will wear No. 64 for the Packers.

    • JoeNo

      I have no idea who this guy is.

      • Bartz

        Or what position he plays?

  • Bartz

    Pi, whats going on my friend?

  • Bartz

    Pi – Was father Pi a Packer fan?

    • Pi

      Neither of my dads were that gay.

  • Brew_City

    the warv picture at the end is the best

    • Brew_City

      quality photoshop It actually looks like him

      • Joe No

        No photoshop was needed

      • Bartz

        I agree, it was good work.

      • Pi

        It is him. If you’ll notice, my Photoshop skills are so terrible that his beard just makes the handle bars disappear.

  • Pi

    Green Bay short stature has nothing to do with height.

  • Mark Gormley

    You guys need to stop making fun of Pi’s defunct genitals. He has feelings too–just not in his genitals.

    • Brew_City

      he got a broke dick?

      • Mark Gormley

        We’re not supposed to talk about that.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      But what about Jordy’s farts?

      • Brew_City

        4.5

    • Brew_City

      mine go at least 9

      • Pi

        And they’re all silent because you have no shutter speed.

  • Bartz

    Pi – you lie, at least one of your fathers was a Packer fan! I saw it!! Plus one of your sisters is might fine.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Admitting you’re a Packers fan is the first step towards recovery.

    • Mark Gormley

      Admitting you’re a Lions fan is the first step towards accepting your lunacy.

      • Pi

        I pee in the back of your toilet so that when you flush more pee comes out.

        • Brew_City

          savage

          • Mark Gormley

            What does this have to do with Hawk?

    • Brew_City
  • Bartz

    So if one of your dads is a Packer fan.. How did he fail you?

    • Bartz

      Pi Should be a Packer fan

  • Pi

    You all should be Lions fans.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi framed OJ Simpson.

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Where’d everyone go?

    • Bartz

      Well Pi’s hot sister distracted everybody

      • Bartz

        She has a nice picture where she is wearing a see through top

        • Bartz

          god bless canadia

        • Mark Gormley

          Wat?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pies hot sister likes bbc

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I got a wsc

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Wtc

        White tint cock

  • Mr. Horse

    He’s back.
    Brian Carriveau @BrianCarriveau
    It’s so comforting knowing the head coach of the Packers holds domestic violence offenders in such high esteem & will publicly defend them.

    • Joe No

      She was asking for it

  • Pi

    Thank fuck Horse is here. The rest of you make me sick.

    • Joe No

      Screw you i rooted for the lions in their playoff game. And of course they let me down

  • Mr. Horse

    Cory Jennerjohn @CoryJennerjohn
    Richard Sherman was No. 1 CB in 2016 and is great in press man, which #Packers like. They make that move and the Super Bowl is a reality.

    • Mr. Horse

      because D. Randall is on his shit list
      Cory Jennerjohn @CoryJennerjohn
      Packers Need A Resurgence from Damarious Randall in 2017 http://dlvr.it/Nm9zyH #Packers

      • Mr. Horse

        Cory riding high after the Packers refused to make an offer to Lacy per his recommendation except for the offer they made to Lacy.

    • Joe No

      He is a product of top tier safeties and strong pass rush. Capers would just put him a ilb or something

  • Bartz

    This chick kind of looks like one of Pi’s sistas
    http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll41/joc_92/gfo9uqgxl6x.gif

    • Brew_City

      then I’d like to bang Pi’s sisters

      • Joe No

        Its very enjoyable

  • Mark Gormley

    Malik Hooker an “intriguing prospect” who turned down a D-1 basketball scholarship in order to focus on football.

    • Mr. Horse

      TT will trade up to get him in the first round

  • Alias Number One™

    Jesus, the thought of Dick Sherm in a Packers jersey makes me want to hurl!

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi has a weird collection of books.

      • Pi

        I found it in Lanzo’s porn collection.

        • Mark Gormley

          I wonder what dumpster he dug this out of.

  • Brew_City

    MFA • 10 minutes ago
    If you plan on cheating on your other that day.. dont have sex with her afterwards. You won’t last long.. no stamina dead give away

    • Brew_City

      MFAisms

      • Mark Gormley

        #callcenterproblems

  • Pi

    Is Brew the blackest one here?

    • Alias Number One™

      Like a pair of eyes just floating in mid air

    • Brew_City

      below the waist… most likely

      • Brew_City

        Other than Horse of course. No ones competing with that

    • Mark Gormley

      Is that why Joe hates him so much?

  • Alias Number One™

    Speaking of teeth and eyes, what happened to Grubby?

  • Pi

    cam4.com/Brew_City
    http://i.imgur.com/wirCO1W.gif

  • Brew_City
  • Brew_City

    http://i.imgur.com/FIQE8RJ.jpg
    Proof Brew is white AF

    • Bartz

      I don’t see any weed

    • Pi

      That’s all the moisture leaking from your vagina.

  • Mark Gormley

    “Luckily for OJ, lawyers forgot to ask if he ever cut her head off.”

    • Alias Number One™

      Plus his line of Nicole Brown Simpson Pez Dispensers didn’t do so well.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Woooooo
    The upper command of the company is bypassing some rules and letting me interview for that other position officially now.

  • Hooza

    The frog has a shirt that says “heroine” on it.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m gonna shoot up your anus with man juice

      • Hooza

        Hot&Creamy, or Chunky Choad?

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Chunky. Look up big dick trannys one has a dick like 20 inches wide 12 inches long

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            I send the pics to my co workers

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My boss seems pissed espically since my crew I’m running has been doing more then the other one has been doing.

    • Hooza

      *more than

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        This ain’t school fish

    • Brew_City

      Why would that make him mad?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Because I’m leaving

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    When my boss told me I’m being interviewed for that position i was like listen…you guys arnt paying me more money fast enough and ill make more with them.

    • Hooza

      Tell them to go butt fuck themselves in the ass

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        That’s what I’m doing by leaving

    • Mark Gormley

      What a bunch of Joezos.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Jordy 1. Big business 0.

    • Hooza

      White Power!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Now production is gonna go down wooo

    • Hooza

      That ain’t all that’s going down
      *wink wink

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Like why am I a *boss* but being paid the same as everyone *under* me

    • Hooza

      Follow the money. It leads to a jew.

  • Bartz

    So where are you going to work now mr beck?

    • Mark Gormley

      Uranus.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Moving from fabrication to lab technician … Ill be drilling holes in concrete all day and putting them in machines to tests strengths and shit of stuff

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Basicly just doing concrete adhesive and dowel strengths … Testing epoxies and tap cons and bolts and anchors and idk all sorts of weird shit.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brew looks like a little girl…wtf

    • Mark Gormley

      Would iRavens do him?

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here for the charade

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re here to watch Pi claim to be heterosexual?

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp

  • Bartz

    Hopefully Pi doesn’t kill me
    http://i.imgur.com/ZPYJv9r.png

    • Bartz

      That is a small bathroom!

    • gravy_t

      Who dis

      • Bartz

        Pi’s sista

        • gravy_t

          Nicceeeee

          • gravy_t

            If her but it as firm as his is when I met him in real life…then it’s out of this world

          • Bartz

            His sisters are good looking.

          • Bartz

            You are the real gravy correct?

          • gravy_t

            My profile isn’t private like that imposter faggot Warv

          • Bartz

            Yes it is. It says deal with it!

          • gravy_t

            I don’t know what this means but I liked it

          • Bartz

            Your profile is marked as private silly

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yup that’s pies sister I can tell by her bangin body

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You can tell her bewbs arnt saggy and are probably perfect.

  • Bartz

    Now I just need a picture of Jordy’s wife

  • Bartz
  • gravy_t

    haha wtf

  • gravy_t
  • gravy_t

    Anyways, if you really don’t know it’s me you can confirm on facebook, homie

    • Bartz

      What about your hacked skype account?

      • gravy_t

        I think I took care of that a while back lol

  • okxcy

    it is a shame that gormley’s boob allergy is preventing us from moving on to the next post

    • Bartz

      I think Pi was jealous to be honest. So I posted a pic of one of his hot sisters

      • okxcy

        I already fapped to it

  • okxcy

    pi’s secret to success is banging the boss’ mother

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Banging the daughter worked for me.

      • okxcy

        me too
        once

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pie was probably adopted. No way HE and that fine piece of human specimen came out of the same booTY

    • okxcy

      she came out the normal way
      he came out the booty

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Too bad his hot sister likes black weiner. And Mosley hot sister likes Asian weiner.

    • okxcy

      so you’re telling me I have a shot

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Mister Mosley yes

        • okxcy

          I have a blasian penis

          • okxcy

            which coincidentally averages out to a white guy

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Canadian or American

          • okxcy

            murica

          • okxcy

            fuck yeah

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Good night

  • Mark Gormley

    Good anus.

    • Bartz

      angus?

      • Bartz

        Did you prepare it?

  • Mark Gormley

    And that is Gravy, Bartz. I checked the mod thingy.

  • Mark Gormley

    My dog is out of control right now.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo must have slipped him some of his shitty meth.

  • Pi

    Hello you incompetent boobs.

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s life in America’s Hat?

      • Pi

        Honestly it’s nice to be home for more than 2 days in a row.

        • Mark Gormley

          You could always become a hermit like Lanzo.

          • Mark Gormley

            Spend your days foraging through your neighbor’s trash and jacking off in outhouses.

          • Pi

            Sounds too fancy for me.

          • Mark Gormley

            #raccoonlife

  • Mark Gormley

    MFA and Lanzo should do a podcast together.

    • Mark Gormley

      They will just have to stay away from schools and such.

      • okxcy

        5001 ft

        • Mark Gormley

          Those two anus slappers would have an…entertaining conversation.

  • okxcy

    where is loses?

  • gravy_t

    #JusticeForBartz

    • Mark Gormley

      Did he murder someone again?

  • R8Rnation

    This takes too long to scroll through. Where do I register my complaint.

    • Mark Gormley

      Just threaten to leave forever.

      • R8Rnation

        I like it here tho. Pi just needs to learn how to make it mobile friendly. Not everyone hides out in a hotel room like a weirdo.

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. I use mobile during the day too.

          • Mark Gormley

            Having to refresh so often isn’t good for the battery.

  • Mr. Horse

    LEAVING & NEVAR COMING BACK
    http://i.imgur.com/PJHGs5p.mp4

  • okxcy

    pi wipes his ass with your donations

    • Mark Gormley

      Trump buys six-foot-tall murals of himself with the donations his foundation receives.

      • okxcy

        stop it gormley
        i can only be gravely offended by one thing at a time

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s how that shitlord avoids consequences.

          • okxcy

            fuckin obama

  • JoeNo

    PI is your sister looking for a man to disappoint her in and out of the bedroom? Hook a brother up.

  • okxcy

    i’m going to send warv a going away present
    http://i.imgur.com/JTo5jJJ.gif

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    I’m not gonna lie. This is probably the greatest football article ever written.

    • Bartz

      Yeah mine is pretty good.

    • JoeNo

      Its right up there with “bears stil sux” i saw on written on a gas station ice machine

  • Pi

    What are you guys doing on this fine Friday?

  • Pi
  • Pi

    My woman wants us to go for a Starbucks and books date tonight.

  • Bartz

    This should be in every article
    http://i.imgur.com/W3PCMfg.gif

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Public hair.

    • hawkshaw

      on a tree

  • hawkshaw

    pi uses a anus fleshlight

  • Mark Gormley

    Free anus!

    • hawkshaw

      west coast used anus

  • hawkshaw

    liberals run in packs ,inspecting anus

    • Mark Gormley

      Anus inspection can be dangerous. Are you familiar with Jordy?

      • hawkshaw

        my bad ,i forgot the kraut

        • Mark Gormley

          Or that filthy Canadian Pi?

  • hawkshaw

    pi makes a frozen poop pile

  • hawkshaw

    pi baths once a year ,canadian summer of august

  • hawkshaw

    liberal females big hairy cunts deal with it ,machismos

  • hawkshaw

    true liberal should be against women shaving any body hair

  • hawkshaw

    liberals don’t bathe

  • hawkshaw

    the nasty socliast liberals wipe with there hands

  • hawkshaw

    liberlism is like joining the borg ,i big hive mentality

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    What the…

  • hawkshaw

    most liberals would rather touch feces then a gun

  • hawkshaw

    liberals have no problem with fondling each others balls

  • hawkshaw

    a true liberal would have no problem with seal fucking his ass

  • hawkshaw

    liberal elite,any tent cities on there lawns

  • hawkshaw

    obamo plays SAX

    • Mark Gormley

      That was Clinton. Obama sings.

      • hawkshaw

        who cares ,both losers

  • Bartz
    • hawkshaw

      hollwood liberal

  • hawkshaw

    fane fonda and meryl streep run ther minds ,thats sick shit there

  • hawkshaw

    west coast bath houses

  • hawkshaw

    i have seen a italian women naked , had to vacuum the bedroom afterwards

  • okxcy
  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      Fake bewbs.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Balls

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Balls.

  • okxcy

    keep em coming bartz
    https://i.imgur.com/lgCezXt.gifv

  • hawkshaw

    tits on a pug

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    r8r wears a sports bra

  • JoeNo

    The only illegal immigrants should be the weather reporters imo.
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/LBaNPUF.gif[/img]

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • JoeNo

    I was serious, Mexicans are more sexist than Americans
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/LPKsoeD.gif[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    put yer eye out nipples ,bartz

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Bartz
  • okxcy

    another day in paradise
    https://i.imgur.com/LVxyxHC.gif

  • Bartz
  • hawkshaw

    trump re elected

  • hawkshaw

    warv comes back

  • hawkshaw

    pi is caught in a sex triangle with treadeau

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    mosely grows boobs

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    gormly moves to isriel and becomes head of the alt left

  • hawkshaw

    of course the right wing kraut would fly

  • Mark Gormley

    Hawk, you should write a mock draft to replace this Lanzo-style bullshit.

    • hawkshaw

      e-gads i have come to realize mocks suck

      • Mark Gormley

        Of course they do.

    • okxcy

      Bears: shit
      Lions: shit
      Vikings: shit
      Packers: HOFer

      • Mark Gormley

        But what about robotic anus, Oxkcy?

  • hawkshaw

    packers any way ,who knows

  • hawkshaw

    no what ,i bet ted takes that lamply guy guard / tackle guy in the first

  • hawkshaw

    back to back bulaga and sherrod ,we need a linterior linemen

    • hawkshaw

      so forrest lampley in the first

      • Mark Gormley

        With the notable exception of Linsley, doesn’t TT generally avoid drafting guys who played on the interior in college?

        • hawkshaw

          he was a tackle this year

          • hawkshaw

            plus he’e white

  • okxcy

    T&A

    • Mark Gormley

      Bartz is watching TV on Xbox Live right now.

      • okxcy

        showgirls

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s probably watching reruns of King of Queens.

  • hawkshaw

    puppy poop in sax

    • Mark Gormley

      He did?!!!

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hey HAWK!!!!@

    • hawkshaw

      hey texas tornado

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You are so funny

  • Matt Mosley 69

    hi Mark:-

    • Mark Gormley

      What’s up, Uncle Tom?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’m not black

        • Mark Gormley

          How’s the ass licking game?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            I’ve been making more and she spends more less ase

  • hawkshaw

    who is 69

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Vegas and Mark

  • hawkshaw

    queer and a steer

    • hawkshaw

      69

  • hawkshaw

    early enuf for a tune gormaski

    • Mark Gormley
      • hawkshaw

        good stuff

        • hawkshaw

          pearl white piano

        • Mark Gormley

          We played a transcription of that piece when I was in college and I got to play Webster’s part. It was fucking fun.

  • hawkshaw

    my experience collage boys have glass jaws

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m not a collage liberal

      • hawkshaw

        just gay

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Bi

          • hawkshaw

            disgusting prevert

          • hawkshaw

            duke ellington would kick yer ass

  • hawkshaw

    huh duke eliinton band was all black ,big thing in the forties

  • hawkshaw

    sax and a puppy might make some change on the streets of portland

    • hawkshaw

      as a starving artist

  • hawkshaw

    pi rents his igloo on airnib

  • hawkshaw

    maple syrup season in cahodia

  • hawkshaw

    road apple season i north carolina

  • Mark Gormley

    I don’t have a glass jaw. My fat face is big plenty capable of being punched.

    • hawkshaw

      he ,glass igo then

  • hawkshaw

    gormly ,have you ever punched anybody in your lifetime

    • Mark Gormley

      I have. But I was probably 14 or 15 the last time that happened.

      • hawkshaw

        i have punched a 100 ,my sons maybe two ,it is how we teach

        • Mark Gormley

          I’ve found that I am big enough that most people don’t mess with me–it’s mostly short fagets who go looking for fights. For the most part I am almost always able to intimidate, bluff, or cajole my way out of fights. It doesn’t hurt that I am also very even-tempered.

          • hawkshaw

            sound like my sons ,but i sent to boxing classes

          • Mark Gormley

            My Dad taught me how to box when I was a kid.

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    i learned to fight the old fashioned way ,get beat up by bigger older guys

    • hawkshaw

      soph year of hifgschool i realized i was the scary guy

      • JoeNo

        Its easier now, you can just scream your native american and hate crime, even if you started the fight. White people are becoming poosies

        • hawkshaw

          on ,no pussy joe ,i can bring it

          • JoeNo

            Thats what this guy thought
            [img]http://i.imgur.com/9NdfPDV.gif[/img]

          • hawkshaw

            ha ,whats thar got to do with a drunk crazy redskin

          • JoeNo

            neither probably has a job?

          • hawkshaw

            cowards in a car

  • hawkshaw

    just for the fuck of ,speared our fancy ass senior running back in practice ,did he come back later ,no

  • hawkshaw

    sent the big sons to boxing classes ,they have never had to use it

  • hawkshaw

    6’2’280 other one 6’5 310

    • hawkshaw

      ya don’i want to be punched downhill with that

    • okxcy

      fatties

      • hawkshaw

        tell them that

  • hawkshaw

    i’am the fatty

    • hawkshaw

      to much time lurking here

    • gravy_t

      yea you are

      • hawkshaw

        thats it cowboy

  • gravy_t
    • hawkshaw

      caugt one legal walleye ,all day ,39 degrees

  • gravy_t
    • gravy_t

      East Canyon Reservoir was our first contingency plan

  • hawkshaw

    wheres yer trot line ?

    • Mr. Horse

      Next to the blasting caps

  • gravy_t
  • gravy_t
    • hawkshaw

      planted ?

      • gravy_t

        I think last year….he was chunky

    • Mr. Horse

      Closest I got to fishing today was bringing catfish and cold smoked Arctic char home from the market.

      • gravy_t

        Yes…hope that turns out good

  • hawkshaw

    morman women clean fish

    • gravy_t

      That’s why I release my fish….don’t want my woman getting any ideas.

  • hawkshaw

    put the fancy pro-line on three reels today

    • hawkshaw

      guess try it next week

  • hawkshaw

    it’s good stuff ,harder then hell to tie a knot thou

  • gravy_t

    What line you got on? I have 4 lb flurocarbon today

  • hawkshaw

    dr ,gravy ,i see the problem ,ankle ,ok miss maybe knee ,this might be worse ,take of all your cloths ,semms upper thigh problem ,this needs a upper massage

  • hawkshaw

    i have this jar ,fish oil ,my own ingrediants ,rub it on ,only 100 bucks a jar

    • hawkshaw

      hell it already smells like fish anyways

  • hawkshaw

    gravy ,will you inform us when the suckers are running ,ah ,ha,ha,ha,ha

    • gravy_t

      I’m not shitting, the white-fish are prominent in some of the rivers here

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Never trust a man with 2 first names.

  • gravy_t

    Not gonna lie…8 minutes is too long to wait…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qi8hhiYEQA

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Uggggghjjjj

  • Pi
  • Mr. Horse
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol my boss didn’t put enough catalyst in the resin so the shit took too long to harden up…and fell off the mold.
    Making today pointless.
    Now2 he’s back to knit picking everything and blaming other people

    • JoeNo

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/4MvoWd9.gif[/img]

  • okxcy

    so this is what happened to mhb
    http://i.imgur.com/Zy5rjyS.gif

  • Mr. Horse
    • JoeNo

      brb going to the dealership

  • okxcy

    yumbo for lunch

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi’s breath always smells like farts.

    • okxcy

      mosley gave him mouth-to-mouth earlier

      • Mark Gormley

        Hm… I just assumed it was because he is always consuming jars of farts.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where is everyone? Mosley’s basement?

    • okxcy

      I thought you had everyone in your trunk

      • Mark Gormley

        No. I’m still locked in Brew’s closet.

        • okxcy

          brew has been gone for ages
          you’re just afraid to come out of the closet

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • hawkshaw

    ribeyes on the grill

    • okxcy

      pi doesn’t like this

      • hawkshaw

        fuck that vegan

  • hawkshaw

    kinda miss not having a dog around

  • hawkshaw

    beutiful out today hit 67 in central wisky today sunny with no wind

  • hawkshaw

    good day to hug a tree ,and piss and moan about trump

  • hawkshaw

    almost wants to make ya go out and snag some suckers

  • hawkshaw

    seems our fearless leader is out tapping his maple trees ,sap is flowing

    • okxcy

      more likely someone is planting their sapling in his fertile mud hole

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Oh no I just got off work

  • Mark Gormley

    Pubes.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Bought 4 bags of lawn repair. A bunch of packets of flower seeds and turnips. I’m good to go.

    • hawkshaw

      homo

  • Mark Gormley

    Do you guys like anal?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I smell like leakage

      • Mark Gormley

        #mosleyproblems

    • okxcy

      fissures?
      hemorrhoids?
      bleaching?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes.

  • hawkshaw

    hairy jewish

  • hawkshaw

    saurerkraut leakage

  • hawkshaw

    anal jew ,no wonder the krauts turned the oven temp up

  • hawkshaw

    obamoo as a muslim socialist hated jews

  • hawkshaw

    hey jordy ,eat red meat

    • okxcy

      cannibal

  • hawkshaw

    ribeyes on the grill,you cheap kraut

    • okxcy

      they must be well done by now

      • JoeNo

        You haven’t eaten until you’ve eaten at Hawks
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/AYb468T.jpg[/img]

    • K.

      IDK what we are having yet

  • K.

    87 lookin’ fresh in the pick above.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Wedding.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Grabbing cock

      • JoeNo

        Hope you mentioned to the groom what a colossal mistake he was making. Unless she is rich.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          That would of been me.

  • okxcy

    i’m going to go pick up some bbq because I am too lazy to cook

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Just pick up Reesy underwear and smell it

      • okxcy

        wouldn’t that be fried chicken?

      • K.

        LOL

  • JoeNo

    I need to find a sugar mama. I could totally be a stay at home dad, my golf game would become amazing.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Ya I always thought I was gonna marry a rich girl because I’m such a piece of shit.

  • Mark Gormley

    I am going to beat up Okxcy and steal his BBQ because I am a lazy psychopath.

    • okxcy

      I know kung fu

  • hawkshaw

    portobello mushrooms ,cheap white wine ,ribeyes ,great day to be red

    • Mark Gormley

      With your face?

  • hawkshaw

    cheap democrats can always grill on ther second floor apartments

    • okxcy

      a real democrat would use your grill

  • hawkshaw

    democrats like anal rape

    • hawkshaw

      look at pelosi

    • okxcy

      to a democrat all sex is rape

  • hawkshaw

    gormely would insert the jewish hammer into nancy pelosisis asshole

  • hawkshaw

    ah krist , that was tastyt

  • hawkshaw

    beats ,moose pubes and pine cone salad ,pi

  • okxcy

    fuck the zags

    • Mark Gormley

      Did they touch your special area?

      • okxcy

        zig4life

      • hawkshaw

        i will touch your area ,tuba player

        • hawkshaw

          with a chainsaw

          • hawkshaw

            bruce cambell style

          • Mark Gormley

            Lanzo is jealous of your power tools.

  • hawkshaw

    kinda miss him

    • okxcy

      you shut your whore mouth

      • hawkshaw

        he did bring drama

  • hawkshaw

    miss seal also

    • okxcy

      see a doctor if your callaboner lasts more than 4 hours

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • Mark Gormley

    Lanzo is free to post whenever–he just can’t be an imposter faget.

  • hawkshaw

    i do not want to be the only ranting asshole here

    • hawkshaw

      time for more cheap wine

      • R8Rnation

        Omg

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    hawkshaw

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      alright, ill go fuck myself

  • R8Rnation

    What’s up bitches

    • hawkshaw

      hey squirt

      • R8Rnation

        Yo

        • hawkshaw

          she squirted four times ,the borrowed bed was a disiaster

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            jesus

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      are you cumming to stay in my basement with me?

      • R8Rnation

        No. I’m sitting Shiva

  • R8Rnation

    I’m at my favorite dive bar and there are OTHER PEOPLE HERE. I am legitimately perturbed.

    • okxcy

      if you wanted to be alone just drink at home

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      be there in a second

    • hawkshaw

      lesbian drive bys

  • hawkshaw

    short people

    • hawkshaw

      with huge nipples

  • hawkshaw

    harbor pub

  • hawkshaw

    eddie lacy thighs

    • hawkshaw

      gormely ?

  • hawkshaw

    gormley plays the flute

    • okxcy

      the skin piccolo

  • okxcy

    boobies

    • hawkshaw

      on a tree

  • hawkshaw

    abseentee owner ,that bought lions season tickets

    • hawkshaw

      this site sucks

  • hawkshaw

    gormely muff dives hillary

    • hawkshaw

      twice

  • JoeNo

    I’m so bored
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/aOagc45.gif[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    V for vagina.

    • okxcy

      the horror!

      • Mark Gormley

        Can you guess what A stands for?

        • okxcy

          arm?

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            mosleh?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Why does HawkshAw want to touch gormleys elephant trunk cock?

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s secretly attracted to West Coast liberals.

  • hawkshaw

    i used to drink johnny walker red

    • hawkshaw

      red and water ,slut boys

  • okxcy

    hawk luvs the caulk

    • hawkshaw

      and yer girls anus

  • hawkshaw

    cross dressing queeny boys

  • hawkshaw

    panty waist son sa bitchs

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      You wear old women underwear

      • hawkshaw

        midget ,you shop in the girls section

  • hawkshaw

    moar wine

  • Mark Gormley

    I know Horse isn’t a fan, but do any of you other flucks enjoy Mastodon?

    • hawkshaw

      who

      • okxcy

        Nodotsam

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      if i were a gay man

      • Mark Gormley

        Go back to Henderson!

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          ok bye

          • Mark Gormley

            What’s the best place to grab a bite to eat in Henderson?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            at the gay bar

          • okxcy

            Hooters

      • okxcy

        what do you mean IF?

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          true

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s only gay for Mosley though.

  • hawkshaw

    elephant anus

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you a poacher?

      • hawkshaw

        you bet ,tons of elephants running around wisconsin

        • Mark Gormley

          I was just asking because I know Pi is collector of rare anuses.

        • okxcy

          AKA walrus, land manatees, beached whales

          • hawkshaw

            dairy fed women

          • Mark Gormley

            What is Andy Reid doing in Wisconsin?

  • Mark Gormley
    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      i live like 35 seconds away from #11

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you eat there often?

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,mimi is from ten miles away

    • hawkshaw

      lanzo from four miles away

    • Mark Gormley

      You are referring to Lanzo, correct?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gormley I’m watching schindlers list.
    And I’m gonna masturbate to the shooting scenes

  • hawkshaw

    street musician ,gormely

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Why can you not even name one artist

      • hawkshaw

        i know no fags

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gormley your new name is
    Chaim davidowich

  • hawkshaw

    irrelevent suburanite

  • Mark Gormley

    Jesus Christ, Vegas. I need to move to Henderson. The estimated mortgage payment is less than we pay to rent out a two bedroom apartment in a cul de sac behind a burned out house.

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1313-Robbers-Roost-Ave-Henderson-NV-89012/79872200_zpid/

    • hawkshaw

      you rent

      • Mark Gormley

        Yeah. Because of the Amazon bros out here, it’s nearly impossible to buy a house unless you are willing to pay over market value–and in fucking cash!

      • hawkshaw

        so much for the liberal elite

  • hawkshaw

    put a mask on ,steal tv’s during liberal riots

    • Mark Gormley

      Nah. I don’t want to live like Lanzo.

  • hawkshaw

    what theres no money to be made in goat ranching

  • hawkshaw

    even jordithea is a home owner

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve been a homeowner, but Seattle is fucking nuts.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Pot meet kettle

      • hawkshaw

        cranking you ,plug away at it bud ,you will get there

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I owned you Hawk

    • hawkshaw

      you owned my dick

      • hawkshaw

        little less teeth next time thou ,cocksucker

      • Matt Mosley 69

        With your asshole

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley… You goddamned anus.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Fucking Mark

      • Mark Gormley

        I did last night.

  • hawkshaw

    have a 1974 seattle story

    • Matt Mosley 69

      They let you off the reservation ?

  • hawkshaw

    mosely shaves his buttocks

    • Matt Mosley 69

      And my armpits and balls

  • okxcy

    hawk

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Is War stile alive ?

    • Mark Gormley

      Maybe. He threw a stupid fit and is probably too embarrassed to come back.

  • okxcy

    mosley what are you up to tonight?
    http://i.imgur.com/V23UcYH.gif

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m drinking PBR tall boys Gordon’s vodka and ironing a shirt for work and eating caned cheese and crackers

      • hawkshaw

        plus the broom stick up my ass

  • hawkshaw

    mosely has a side job ,ironing eli’s jock straps ,no startch

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I wish

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • hawkshaw

    finally found 22 stingers

  • okxcy

    i’m off to disappoint the lady
    have a nice night gents
    https://i.imgur.com/92y3uh4.gif

    • hawkshaw

      yer black ?

  • hawkshaw

    moar wine

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      no audio

  • hawkshaw

    may as well play best of cion delione

  • hawkshaw

    once again last man standing is red

  • hawkshaw

    lets see .one brandy old fashioned at the bar ,one double shot manhatten at home ,oh and i guess these two bottles of white wine

  • hawkshaw

    off to you tube ,have a good night gormalicious

  • gravy_t

    Hawk, you drunk bitch

    • Mark Gormley

      I bought the new Mastodon album. It’s awesome sauce.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy
  • Pi

    You’re all terrible people except me.

    • okxcy

      only because you’re not a person

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      well yeah, cause yer canadian. theres no bad canadians

      • JoeNo

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/klcwMPf.jpg[/img]

  • okxcy
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m taking a shit in the handicap stall

    • okxcy

      they’re so spacious in comparison

      • JoeNo

        toilets finally befitting the name throne

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Exactly I never use normal person toilets

        • okxcy

          same
          handicapped people get really angry when you walk out of one

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            i just kick them in their disabled little legs

  • R8Rnation

    Ok I got my tattoo consult done. First session is the 15th. Oy vey.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      tramp stamp?

      • R8Rnation

        Full back

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          jesus, thats a lot of area to cover

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            im sorry r8r. that was rude

          • R8Rnation

            I wouldn’t expect anything less from you

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            i love you

          • R8Rnation

            Lol

    • JoeNo

      I suggest the sports section of the MJS, so I have something to read

  • okxcy

    you’ll have to forgive vegas
    he was raised in a trashcan by a gander of wild geese

    • Pi

      Vegas looks like a 10 year old’ pedo.

      • okxcy

        he needs to watch out for iravens

  • Mark Gormley

    Hello anus.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I got new shoes and new cologne. The thought of paying 60$ for converse made me sick to my stomach tho

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      But I needed another pair of “going out” shoes

    • Mark Gormley

      Just demand that Pi reimburse you.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I just haven’t had a pair in a few years and wanted all black I’m sorry Gormley

  • Mark Gormley

    Do they make shoes specifically for Canadian twinks?

    • Hooza

      Don’t they wear wooden dug-out clogs or something?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Converse are for massive fags

    • Mark Gormley

      What shoes best fit smallish fags like yourself?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        He wears boating shoes.
        Despite Nevada having 0 water.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pack fan gets his eye brows done.

  • Mark Gormley

    Are you still singing with that accapella group, Vegas?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I have a yuppie friend that wears boating shoes. I make fun of him for them.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I like the actor that plays amon goeth in schindlers list. He plays the part of an asshole SS officer almost perfectly how I would expect them to act.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      If history is correct most of the SS officers came from usually rich families so they were stuck up weirdos.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Where as alot of SS soldiers came from poor families. So it was a lose lose for the Jews.
        The rich that lost what they had and the poor that well were offered everything they didn’t have.

  • Mark Gormley
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Lol jordy, dont make fun of my boating shoes

  • Mark Gormley

    My internet just went out. Thanks Vegas.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      all that gay porn you’re downloading

      • Mark Gormley

        You told me it took up less bandwidth than straight porn!!!

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          it does, i promise

          • Mark Gormley

            Okay. I’ll take your word for it–just like I did with the boat shoes.

  • Mark Gormley

    Internet’s working again. Vegas was right: I just needed to stop downloading straight porn.

    • Pi

      Hetero porn is for gays.

      • Mark Gormley

        Penis.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I…pardon you.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • Matt Mosley 69

    I just bought some boat shoes

    • Mark Gormley

      Welcome to the club, Mosley.

  • okxcy

    I bought some Doc Martins

    • Mark Gormley

      To go with your Abercrombie & Fitch outfit?

      • okxcy

        I can’t afford Abercrombie on my slave wages so I got American Eagle instead

        • Mark Gormley

          Bloody peasant!

          • okxcy

            I save all my money for mint julips and derby hats

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m at the GAP

    • Mark Gormley

      Is that a gay bar?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Poo balls

    • Mark Gormley

      Vagina anus.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I just told my wife “they have really good looking dogs in schindlers list”

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      And she said I’m disgusting for laughing at even one part in this movie.
      I think its funny when amon göth says that Jewish women cast spells on men. And they get infected they should be treated not punished its as serious as thypus the spell they cast

  • Mark Gormley

    Mosley loves splooge.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      On his stupid face. And his sister god damnit…loves soy splooge

  • okxcy

    vegas wears sex panther

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Just had one of those farts you have to squeeze out and slowly let it stop and go.

    • Mark Gormley

      Did it smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I ate some of it so ya kinda

        • Mark Gormley

          Your farts must smell like rolos a lot.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I might shit myself by the end of the night ugggghhhh

    • Mark Gormley

      Too many rolos again?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Another diet change
        So yea ill shit non stop for a few days then not shit unless I eat laxative rolos

  • okxcy

    gormley how many pairs of JNCO’s do you have?

    • Mark Gormley

      What a stupid fucking question. Do you think I can even keep track of that shit?

      • okxcy

        you’re right
        easier to ask how many pairs of pants are not JNCOs

        • Mark Gormley

          Zero, muthafucka.

          • Mark Gormley

            I think my bowl cut also answers that question.

  • Mark Gormley

    How many rolos can you fit in Uranus, Okxcy?

    • okxcy

      2 rolls of rolos

      • Mark Gormley

        Amateur.

    • okxcy

      17 marshmallows

  • okxcy

    pi wears mom jeans

    • Mark Gormley

      I am wearing your mom’s jeans. Just kidding, I am far too fat for that to work.

      • okxcy

        36-24-36

  • okxcy

    I bet gormley thinks tomatoes are vegetables

    • Mark Gormley

      Whoa. I know we have our fun on here, but now you’re taking it too far.

      • okxcy

        I keep trying to explain to you that uranus doesn’t orbit around earth and that jordy’s farts contribute to global warming but you just won’t accept science

        • Mark Gormley

          Trump is our president, bruh. Science is dead. Get over it.

  • Mark Gormley

    Alright, Okxcy… Let’s say I buy a PS4, are there any good games that I can’t already get on Xbox One?

    • okxcy

      I am such a huge slut for destiny
      whatever gave you the thought I play other games?

      • Mark Gormley

        I stopped playing Destiny a couple of years ago.

        • okxcy

          like a normal, sane human being

    • okxcy

      I didn’t think console exclusive games were a thing anymore

  • okxcy

    mhb unfriended me

    • Mark Gormley

      What a flaggot.

    • okxcy

      or maybe I unfriended him in a drunken stupor but he hasn’t re-accepted my friendship

  • okxcy

    gormley research shows it only takes 12 minutes of happy music to put you in a good mood

  • Mark Gormley

    Also, there is no way you can’t like this tune:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0B8axdvU

    • okxcy

      Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

      • Mark Gormley

        Why are the copies of the style section all over the floor? Do you have a dog? Like a little chow or something?

  • Bartz

    I’m going to shot you all
    http://i.imgur.com/0ZIDXfp.gif

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • okxcy

    dammit bartz
    now you’ve scared away gormley

    • Mark Gormley

      He actually has because my GF is now back in my office with me.

      • okxcy

        what is she doing out of the kitchen?

      • JoeNo

        Gormley bangs 17 year old girls whenever he leaves town!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Yoooi

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
  • Pi

    I hope you fine gentleman have a good morning.

  • Bartz
  • Bartz
    • Mr. Horse

      Best thing I’ve seen in weeks.

    • Joe No

      LeBron has been working on his free throws i see

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions better sign that chimp.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a shiftless hippie.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where the hell is everyone?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Some one post the picture of me in my coyote pelt.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should post a picture of you beating Lanzo with a plunger.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi didn’t use his computer this weekend and thinks that meant he was “off the grid” for a few days. What a JoeZo.

    • Pi

      I’m cool like that.

  • Pi

    Why are Packers fans so insufferable?

    • Bartz

      Because your dad was one!

      • Bartz

        May his soul rest in peace

    • Joe No

      Its probably the large penis’

  • Alias Number One™

    I am here to perpetuate the insufferable endeavor.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pi is an insufferable anus.

  • Bartz
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pies sisters anus can pack my meat any time

    • Mark Gormley

      Pewp

  • Mark Gormley

    Queef.

  • Alias Number One™

    What are you spooks up to?

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Day drinking

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m making wings it’s like it’s Saturday night

      • Matt Mosley 69

        And I am playing KC and the sunshine band

    • Mark Gormley

      Being Boo Radley. You?

  • Bartz

    We got another bear?

    • Mark Gormley

      Panda?

  • Bartz
    • Mark Gormley

      This is the guy that Dominic Raiola stomped on.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Start working 12 hours a day tomorrow wtf. Gay ass shit.

    • Mark Gormley

      Does that mean you at least get three day weekends?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        2 but possibly only Sunday off.

        • Mark Gormley

          Fuck that. Tell them to go Lanzo themselves.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I just worked 8 days straight

      • Mark Gormley

        Lazy bitch.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Like 90 hours with no day off I’m slacking

          • Mark Gormley

            You millenials lack a work ethic.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Normal people would of had 4 days off for those hours

          • Mark Gormley

            Pi has more days off than on.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Still in the warehouse Jurdy?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Ya supposed to get interviewed as a lab technician this week

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Well I’m fabricating right now I should say making concrete forms out of fiber glass.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Got promoted but no extra pay so I’m switching divisions

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brb

    • okxcy

      fap or poo?

      • Mark Gormley

        Yes.

  • Mark Gormley

    In less than 15 minutes I can go fap and pewp in my car while I sit in traffic.

    • okxcy

      sounds like you have time for at least 5 goes at the office

      • Mark Gormley

        I tried. But then one of the machinists came back here and walked in on me mid fap.

        • okxcy

          and didn’t even offer to help?
          what an asshole

          • Mark Gormley

            I didn’t want his help. I’m a bit of a control freak.

  • okxcy

    I buzz my hair because more often than not I’m too lazy to shave it
    Today my clippers died mid-cut so I have a very tiny mullet

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I, trashed

    • okxcy

      u loses

  • Alias Number One™

    Drunk ass ginger head banging to KC & the Sunshine Band…

  • okxcy

    all rainbows lead to mosley’s anus

  • hawkshaw

    mosely ?

  • Pi

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      if you’re not with us, you’re anus

  • okxcy

    being an adult has its advantages
    ICE CREAM FOR DINNER

    • okxcy

      mostly so I can dutch oven my lady tonight

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • okxcy

      scooped

      • Mark Gormley

        Pooped.

        • okxcy

          spooked

          • Mark Gormley

            Poked.

  • Mark Gormley

    Do you guys have questions for this Cro-Magnon?

    https://twitter.com/PFF/status/849082311421374465

    • okxcy

      how much anus do you have?

      • Mark Gormley

        Never enough.

  • Mark Gormley

    Where’s Horse? I want to tell him about the new addition to my musical family.

    • JoeNo

      No one wants to hear about your rusty trombone

      • Mark Gormley

        This is worse than a Leno joke. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • okxcy

      is that a tuba shaped buttplug?

  • okxcy

    boobs

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah. Bartz is really slacking.

  • Mark Gormley

    How’s your bracket, Okxcy?

    • okxcy

      my pearl necklace?

      • Mark Gormley

        Good lord!

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuuuuuck

  • Pi

    I just took a good morning poop.

  • Pi

    When you get a dick pic from Jordy.
    http://i.imgur.com/DxVZNW7.gif

  • Mark Gormley

    Lock Okxcy up!

  • Mr. Horse

    Case Keenum ✔ @casekeenum7
    Really excited to officially be a Viking!! #SKOL
    http://68.media.tumblr.com/768bec811a74c14854dca3d502ff8b0b/tumblr_ond452EPps1t95h1uo1_400.gif

    • Joe No

      Greatest roster of shit qbs assembled since the 49ers last year

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you even Browns, bro?

  • Mark Gormley

    Boner.

  • Pi

    What’s up pretty ladies?

    • Brew_City

      Not nice to make fun of Gormley’s lady parts like that

  • Pi

    I assume you’re all busy shedding tears over Tony’s retirement.

    • Brew_City

      I bet Phil Simms fucking hates Tony

      • Pi

        Everybody hates Italians, even other Italians.

        • Brew_City

          so Italians are like women?

          • Brew_City

            I’ve watched them play soccer this actually checks out

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    “You going to let them go through with this, JEEEEEEEEEEM?”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi loves Phil Seeeeemms.

  • Mark Gormley

    Saw a mock draft that had the Lions drafting TJ Watt. Could be a good fit for Trump voters in Michigan.

    • Brew_City

      That’d be unfortunate for his career

  • Mark Gormley

    Brew, can I have some water?

    • Brew_City

      you’ll get nothing and you’ll like it

      • Mark Gormley

        Will you at least get me something to treat these sores?

        • Brew_City

          Here’s a used towel

  • Mark Gormley

    This towel is sticky, Brew.

  • Alias Number One™

    Sick fucks!

    • Mark Gormley

      You say that. But you haven’t done shit to get me out of Brew’s closet.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugggggghhhhhhh

    • Mark Gormley

      Yuuuuuuge?

  • Joe No

    I saw a mock lions draft where they botched it. O wait that was their draft history page.

    • Alias Number One™

      Did you google Matt Millen – GM?

  • okxcy

    gormley
    how is the anus?

  • Pi

    Tony Romo > Erin Rodgers

    • Mark Gormley

      Matthew Stafford>Dan Orlovsky

      • Mark Gormley

        Dan Orlovsky>A Tree Stump

  • okxcy

    lick my lily white anus

    • Mark Gormley

      Someone’s been using Crest white strips!

  • Mark Gormley

    Now that the Cowboys have released Romo from his contract, I think it’s time for Spielman to give him a jingle jangle.

  • Mark Gormley

    Tim Tebow has more playoff wins than the any Lions QB in the last 25 years.

  • Mark Gormley

    I saw another mock draft that said Mosley is loses.

    • Mark Gormley

      Todd McShay can be a bit petty.

  • okxcy

    your mom is loses

    • Mark Gormley

      You must have seen Kiper’s latest mock draft.

      • Mark Gormley

        Sponsored by Brylcreem.

        • Mark Gormley

          “Brylcreem: It’s not just for your pubes anymore.”

  • okxcy

    where are you hussies hiding?

  • okxcy

    when pi is traveling hawk sneaks into his house and wears pi’s thongs

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Ugggggghhhh

  • Mr. Horse
  • Bartz
  • Mr. Horse

    Louis Delmas mugshot.
    http://i.imgur.com/BqyUzq2l.png

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    Morning hipsters.

  • Bartz
  • Pi

    What’s everybody up to today?

  • Pi
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Pi you ass

    • Pi

      I messaged your teenie bopper FB profile. Reply to me.

  • Brew_City

    one of the former Packers on the radio just said Davante is better than DeAndre Hopkins and Martavis Bryant

    L..O..L

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      So? He is.

      • Brew_City

        no he’s not

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          Ya ok downvoted

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is an ass.

  • Mark Gormley

    Marshawn Lynch is coming out of retirement. Sucks to be you, Pi.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m having heart palpultations

      • Mark Gormley

        Did you go to the hospital?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Brew don’t you ever say someone else is better then a packer player. I bet you think Brady is better then Rodgers too.
    Fucking stoolie

    • Mark Gormley

      Sam Bradford is better than Tim Tebow. There. I said it.

      • Joe No

        Someone missing both arms is better than tebow

    • Brew_City

      Most teams defense players are better than all the Packers defensive players

      • Mark Gormley

        Ego “Turd” Furgeson has HOF written all over him.

        • Brew_City

          he failed his physical and was cut already
          lol

          • Mark Gormley

            Damn.

          • Mark Gormley

            Well, what about that French guy TT signed?

          • Brew_City

            he’s a good depth guy… early down defender. He’s Letroy’s replacement

  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions are a historically inept football franchise.

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m just expecting TT to draft a bunch of DBs that won’t pan out.

  • Mark Gormley

    F A R T

    • Pi

      Finally something you said that makes sense.

      • Mark Gormley

        Did Vegas tell you to say that?

  • Pi

    Check out this pass on 3rd and 10.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJQellJjVw

    • Mark Gormley

      Scooped and pooped.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lions just signed ego fergerson

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Because jumbo Caldwell said he has a cool first name. Lego my ego

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    LOL
    Best of friends, love him, no romance. @mailonline: Anne Coulter is dating star of Good Times Jimmie Walker https://t.co/0Wh6YU6WGM

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Pi > Jordy > Gormley > Packfan > MFA > Natives > Blacks > Jews

    • Mark Gormley

      Seems overly harsh.

    • Mark Gormley

      And I think you are giving MFA far too much credit.

  • Brew_City

    I think I literally did nothing at work today. Impressive

    • Pi

      About time you owned what you’re good at.

  • Mark Gormley

    Oh great. Now Brew is gonna throw his laptop at me when he gets home and threaten to beat me if I don’t do his work for him.

  • hawkshaw

    pi took his girlfriend to the zoo

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      I have a feeling our resident Klan member will find this objectionable.

  • Pi
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m getting sick of my wife.

    • Pi

      Want to wife swap?

      • Mark Gormley

        Vegas hoodwinked you; he’s not married.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        No. I think I would just like to stay single and die single.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          I could get a rottweiler or 2 and be happy.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I’m not even gonna eat dinner I’m so irritated.
    I was like…..5 seconds from going to the bar.

    • Mark Gormley

      Good on you for not succumbing to that urge.

  • Pi
  • okxcy

    gormley we need a cleanup on aisle 3
    moron 1 ran his tow motor into a shelving support
    moron 2 wrecked a die on one of our big presses

    • okxcy

      moron 3 hired these lanzos

      • Mark Gormley

        Sounds like a bunch of Joezos.

    • Mark Gormley

      #bigdildoproblems

  • okxcy

    gormley quiere tu anus

    • Mark Gormley

      *Checks to see what progress has been made on the border wall.*

      Fuck…

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Elwood is famous!

  • okxcy

    I fuckin love Elwood

    • Mark Gormley

      Does he work at your dildo factory?

      • okxcy

        no I work with a bunch of lanzos

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Hi

    • okxcy

      Hi disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Hey fag

        • okxcy

          why the hostility disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Henderson?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Slow and boring

        • Mark Gormley

          Any good whores?

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            If you like ugly women with stds

          • Mark Gormley

            Gross. Sounds like a bunch of Lanzos.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Sure. Idk what a lanzo is

          • Mark Gormley

            Warvette.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        How’s, err, Washington

        • Mark Gormley

          Expensive and rainy.

  • okxcy

    disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ is loses

  • okxcy

    I want to ride my bicycle

    • Mark Gormley

      You want to ride your bike?

  • Pi
    • okxcy

      only poor people write their own letterz

      • Pi

        Google motherfucken docs… unless you’re old.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Pi you Facebook stalking maple syrup drinking Canadian fag

    • Pi

      2 other peeps messaged me your gay pride profile…
      Are we gonna friend it up?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        who are these 2 peeps???

        • Pi

          I’ll tell you on FB once you friend me.

          • JoeNo

            Thats how alot of “How to catch a predator” episodes start.

  • okxcy

    I’m surrounded by assholes

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi framed Mark Fuhrman for framing OJ Simpson for murder.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Gaaaaaaaay

  • Pi

    Michael Irvin and Bill Cosby would make quite the tag team.

    • Pi

      With Roethlisberger throwing them the ball.

  • Mr. Horse

    Adam Schein ✔ @AdamSchein
    That time I worked Carly Rae Jepsen, Peter Gabriel, and Richard Sherman into the same topic. You’re welcome
    https://68.media.tumblr.com/dae3432836b29045e3195a160722b337/tumblr_o9m9meJcGV1v1j08xo1_500.gif

    • Brew_City

      Okxcy is a world renowned pug trainer

  • Bartz
  • Mark Gormley

    Bewbs.

  • Joe No

    Woot lynch may be coming back for the raiders. He is the one guy off the seahawks who wasnt a pos.

  • Pi

    Good news. Packfag and I have become FB friends.
    Horse is next.

    • Brew_City

      Pineapple deleted me off Playstation. That wasn’t nice

      • Mark Gormley

        He deleted Okxcy too.

        • Brew_City

          Hasn’t commented on SKA either. Apparently he’s moved on from his fruit life

          • Brew_City

            *pours out colt 45 for Fireteam FAP*

  • Bartz
  • Bartz

    So Pineapples wife laid the smackdown.. what a shmuck

    • Brew_City

      well he wasn’t married as far as I knew. He had a cat and like 12 parakeets

      • Bartz

        really?

      • Bartz

        Okay, maybe he found a girlfriend

  • Mark Gormley

    I just hope that crazy SOB is okay. Seem to remember him saying he’d had some health problems after he returned from the last time he went MIA.

    • Brew_City

      He can’t be that young cuz his nephew would play PS with us and he was like 3 years younger than me

  • Bartz

    AH fuck, facebook is shutting down my fake account. Now I need to mock up some IDs

    • Joe No

      It sucks, shifty sanders no longer exists

  • Alias Number One™

    I thought Piney and Packfag ran off to the woods?

  • Mark Gormley

    Call 1-800-PUBE-NOW

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    packfag is offensive

    • Brew_City

      so are you so. It’ works

  • Mark Gormley
  • Bartz

    Brewers going to split the series

    • Alias Number One™

      With 159 to go, the DBacks are in 1st place in the west.

    • Brew_City

      way to jinx it

  • Alias Number One™

    Don Rickles – Dead at 90. This dude was brutal!

  • Pi
    • Pi

      Also, Gormley says Packfag is a twink.
      And he would know.

  • Mark Gormley

    Whatever, Pi. Hook me up with some bewbs, Bartz.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    pi, now that we’re facebook official, make me a mod

    • Mark Gormley

      That probably won’t sit well with MFA.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Fuck em

        • Mark Gormley

          He would probably like that, though.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            hes too loose to feel anything

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            i mean, i wouldnt know

  • JoeNo

    Gormleys girlfriend called him a pedophile. I thought that was a pretty big word for a 14 year old.

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m Daz now? I guess that’s fair considering you are the new Lanzo, JoeZo.

      • JoeNo

        I tell a funny little story and you respond with angry insults. I’m disappointed in you.

        • Mark Gormley

          I’m not angry. Just petty.

          • JoeNo

            [img]http://i.imgur.com/EZcwRMc.gif[/img]

  • Alias Number One™

    Gormley’s girlfriend’s middle name is 14psi.

    • Mark Gormley

      I call for an investigation!

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      I call for an investigation!

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Alias

    • Mark Gormley

      Is a homersexual.

      • Alias Number One™

        Sup my nigga?

  • Alias Number One™

    Where you been Vegas, Vegas?

    • Mark Gormley

      Henderson.

      • Alias Number One™

        Packfan in Henderson?

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. He’s a lying sack of shit.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      Pi’s basement

      • Alias Number One™

        I hear there are stranger goings on there than at Neverland Valley Ranch.

      • Mark Gormley

        Sounds nicer than Brew’s closet.

        • Alias Number One™

          I hear there’s a bunch a dead animal pelts and hydroponics in that closet.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi faps to pictures of Alan Dershowitz.

    • Alias Number One™

      and uses his sister’s facial mask cream to lube.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Jesus

  • okxcy

    o mhb, mhb, wherefore art thou mhb?

    • Alias Number One™

      Some basement in Chitcago making LSD.

  • Bartz
    • okxcy

      inthecrack.com

  • okxcy

    mhb and detroitsteve eloped to lakeview

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Fuuuuuuuck. They rich

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Working 12 hours a day is making me smoke way more.

    • JoeNo

      Probably poop less too.

      • okxcy

        nothing can stop jordy from pooping

        • JoeNo

          Mosleys fine collection of anal beads?

          • okxcy

            maybe all of them at once
            but never underestimate jordy’s anus

    • Pi

      I smoke more dope too.

  • Pi

    Never forget Jordy’s work.
    http://i.imgur.com/TsnXmP0.png

  • okxcy

    FAP LIVES MATTER!

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Frankie fihn

    • Bartz

      where?

    • Pi

      Oh that’s gonna Costa you.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Haha, I get it.

        Make me a mod since we’re Facebook official

        • Bartz

          Thats not how it works.. because if it is I would be pissed.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Shut your pihole

            Get it

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        I’ll give you a bj

  • Pi

    Being a Disqus mod isn’t like the wild, wild west of old days. You can’t even edit other people’s comments.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      I just want the mod tag to feel important

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Where’s horse?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    R8r will finally love me if i have a mod badge

    • Pi

      She pegs like a wildebeest.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        thats ok

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    r8r kinda needs a treadmill though

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      jesus. rude

  • Pi

    How come you look like next week is your 10th birthday?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Should i grow a beard pi

    • Pi

      Greasy mustache.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Will do. ima twirl it

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Pi, i actually found out im part italian, part german

    • Pi

      That means you get to invade your own family bbq’s like a wise guy.

  • okxcy

    stop jewing me

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ
  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ
  • Pi

    This guy even looks like Packfan.
    http://i.imgur.com/prWs4WT.jpg

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      not greasy enough

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      you never touch another man’s yamaka

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    what did president turnip do today

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m taking a rare night time shit and just remembered this place

    • okxcy

      pics or gtfo

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I can’t my wife is looking at me

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Which is a little weird

      • Matt Mosley 69

        It looks just like packfan

    • Mark Gormley

      As is the custom.

  • R8Rnation

    Your wife is watching you take a shit?

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s the Mosley way.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I’ve been trying to replace the door for 8 years now

        • Mark Gormley

          Fuckin’ Obama.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            That’s pretty much the time he started stealing from the white middle class

          • Mark Gormley

            Um… That’s the only thing both parties do well, Mosley.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Liberals hate kids and breeders

    • Matt Mosley 69

      We don’t have a door on the bathroom in the master bedroom

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Yes

  • Matt Mosley 69

    R8R

    • Matt Mosley 69

      I’m going to be in Houston night of the 20th

      • okxcy

        bow chicka wow wow

      • R8Rnation

        You know I don’t live in Houston

        • Matt Mosley 69

          But you can get there

    • Matt Mosley 69

      She’s probably rubbing one out thinking of me taking a shit

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Jesus

    • R8Rnation

      Yes, Mose?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Just watched a music video of Nickel Back singing Sharped dress men

  • R8Rnation

    What are “music videos”?

    • okxcy

      what killed the radio star

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Video killed it

      • JoeNo

        napster

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I just recorded cassettes off my highfi

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I have 8 track recorded stuff still

    • Matt Mosley 69

      We can make a rock you music video

  • JoeNo

    Hi R8R
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/VveIuRx.gif[/img]

    • Matt Mosley 69

      My ex wife

    • R8Rnation

      What is happening here

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    R8r I’m ready

    • okxcy

      i didn’t know you like to get pegged
      you and mosley should start a club

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Pegging is my cup of tea

        • okxcy

          british faget

          • Mark Gormley

            Henderson is full of teetotalers.

          • okxcy

            teetotaler fagets

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Westworld better be as good as people say it is

    • okxcy

      are you a faget for robots?

      • Mark Gormley

        How yes can his answer be?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        They’re always hard amirite

  • Mark Gormley

    Vegas, you should get an Xbox One so that we can both not play Destiny with Bartz.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      I have one. Never on though

      • Mark Gormley

        Too busy studying your actuarial sciences shit?

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          24/7

          • Mark Gormley

            I looked at going into insurance sales. But that game is for fagets.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Fagets and math geniuses

          • Mark Gormley

            Well, the sales part is far fagets.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            You’d be a good match

          • Mark Gormley

            I would have gone to work for Aflac, but they made you pay for your own licenses and shit.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Jesus

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          Damn, you stalking me too

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Do you have GTA mark

    • Mark Gormley

      Playing it right now, broseph.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        I’ll get on in like 30 when I finish this episode

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Gamertag: NathanC0

        • Mark Gormley

          Just sent you added you as a friend on Xbox Live. Might not be able to talk much tonight because my dog is being a Lanzo.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            I don’t have my mic. My friend borrowed it and hasn’t given it back yet

          • Mark Gormley

            What a Lanzo.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Bigger fag than lanzo

          • Mark Gormley

            Not possible.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Tell your dog to fuck off

          • Mark Gormley

            He pissed on the floor a minute after my GF said he probably didn’t need to go out for a while.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            Sounds like you need a new GF

  • okxcy

    vegas is an insurance faget?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      Faget for short

  • okxcy

    vegas is a faget’s faget

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fuuuuuuck

  • Bartz
  • Hooza

    https://www.google.com/amp/people.com/celebrity/olivia-munn-aaron-rodgers-split/amp/

    Aaron Rodgers is single, I think w can all fap to that.

    • JoeNo

      Rodgers must have seen hew new x man movie.

      • Hooza

        Is it bad? Or did he see her naked?

        • 12alegend4ever

          No she finally found out he is gaye.

  • Pi

    Now that you guys will finally agree with me…
    Munn never did it for me. I found her just okay.

    • 12alegend4ever

      AR could do better. Sounds like he and his family are going in different directions, which doesn’t help.

      • Pi

        He deserves a nice boy to love him for who he is.

        • Pi

          Just like Packfan.

    • JoeNo

      If I said this Gormley would call me a racist because Munn is a slanty eyed she devil who helped tank the 2015 season with her vagina.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s because you are a racist, bud.

    • Brew_City

      I mean… I’d hit it any way she’d let me so

  • Bartz
  • 12alegend4ever

    I can imagine what she’d call Shabooty.

  • 12alegend4ever

    Going back in my “rabbit hole” for a while.
    Later.

    • Mark Gormley

      Later, masturbator.

  • Pi

    There are different tiers of masturbating to bitches.
    There is level one. “I’d fuck her.”
    There is level two. “I’d watch her celebrity sex tape for a few seconds to see if I should finish to it.”
    There is level three. “She’s worthy of a fap fantasy.”
    There is level four. “Super hot porno chick I can always finish to.”

    • Pi

      Olivia Munn is a level 2 for me.

      • Brew_City

        If she was naked in front of you, you wouldn’t hit it?

        • Brew_City
        • Pi

          There are totally different standards for “what I’d fuck in real life” and “what I would enjoy fapping to”. You’d know that if you were a heterosexual.

          • Brew_City

            that’s fair.

          • Pi

            I apologize for not hitting Gormley with a zinger in that last burn.

  • Brew_City
  • Pi

    I bet that right now JoeZo is busy robbing a cereal factory at gun point.

  • Pi

    Christian McCaffrey waiting on draft day, sitting in the green room with the other RB’s.
    http://i.imgur.com/A4NL5Pu.jpg

  • Mark Gormley
  • JoeNo

    When did McDonalds start making fucking delicious shakes? This thing is almost as good as that time I visited canada and I banged PIs sister while we watched the 1978 Stanley Cup. Apparently Canada tv only plays hockey 24/7.

  • Alias Number One™

    A single Rodgers will throw for 52 TDs and 6 picks this season and lose in the 1st round.

    • JoeNo

      Dom Capers defense will allow 54 points to some rookie QB and then players will once again be blamed.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pants.

  • Brew_City

    Bears throwin lots of shade at 12… The annual chicago raping will be great this year

    • Mark Gormley

      But it won’t be the same without Cutler throwing a heartbreaking pick just when Bears fans think their team has a chance.

      • Mark Gormley

        As MHB used to say “Fuck it, I’m going deep.”

  • hawkshaw

    evening ,europeon refugees

  • hawkshaw

    trump did not go far enough ,should have launched some tomahawks on the west coast

    • JoeNo

      tomahawks? California needs to be nuked to get rid of the communism.

      • hawkshaw

        plus those couple of states north of there

      • Mark Gormley

        Cool story, Breitbart.

  • hawkshaw

    democrats are twinks ,a few less might help the country

    • Pi

      Packfan is a twink with no political affiliation. Now I don’t know what to believe.

      • hawkshaw

        monarchy sucks ,believe that

  • JoeNo

    I like capitalism, I want a tv in the bathroom. I don’t want all of money to go to lazy people so that I can’t afford toilet paper like the average Canadian.

  • hawkshaw

    moaarchy is called a dictator nowadays

  • hawkshaw

    half of canada is refugees ,wipe with hand like native canucks

    • Mark Gormley

      Cucks.

    • JoeNo

      I’ll never understand why PI wipes with both hands.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • Pi

    Canada > America
    I finally said what we’re all thinkin’.

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t you want to get raped when you need medical attention and/or prescription drugs?

    • hawkshaw

      detroit is the asshole of america and you live across the river

      • Mark Gormley

        So he lives in Detroit’s balls?

      • Pi

        Clearly you’ve never been to Cleveland or St. Louis.
        Detroit is a 5 star resort compared to Cleveland.

  • JoeNo
    • JoeNo

      This is what happens when liberals rule for awhile and working people leave the city.

      • Mark Gormley

        Good work, Breitbart.

    • Pi

      You can almost see the smoke clouds above my igloo in the background.

  • hawkshaw

    why yo so cold bitch ,er igloo

  • hawkshaw

    colder then a witchs tit

  • Pi

    One time I was at a Teppanyaki grill in Detroit. While Okxcy the Asian was doing a couple flips and tricks with his spatula before handing me a stir fry, I chatted up the couple next to me.
    The dude sitting next to me was a roofer from Detroit.
    #1 thing he has to fix?
    Bullet holes in the roofs at Detroit area schools.
    Can’t make that shit up.

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/8Hbemjt.jpg[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    show us windsor

  • JoeNo

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/XKWYf8n.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    I live near the bottom left of this pic.
    http://i.imgur.com/QbNcQj3.jpg

  • JoeNo
  • Mark Gormley

    I was on the phone with someone in London, Ontario this afternoon.

    • Pi

      I fail to see how that makes you any less of a thieving Jew.

      • Mark Gormley

        The gal accused you of being a heterosexual.

    • JoeNo

      Eww a canadian sex operator?

  • hawkshaw

    detroit needs a poop cannon ,just shoot there garbage across the river ,like canada will do anything

  • hawkshaw

    a jew and a canuck walk into a bar

    • Pi

      Was is it the Harbor Pub?

    • Alias Number One™

      …everyone shouts yo Frankie!

    • Mark Gormley

      And a good time was had by all.

  • Alias Number One™

    74 minutes…

    • hawkshaw

      4th bloodymary

      • Alias Number One™

        I’m thinkin vodka & soda with a splash of tonic.

        • hawkshaw

          wife went with bacardi lemon and sprite ,one

          • Alias Number One™

            Olivia Mung went bye bye…

          • hawkshaw

            hear that ,aaron will have to hire his personel secratary back

          • Alias Number One™

            and throw 55 tds with 6 picks.

  • Pi

    We should double down as a venue for online AA meetings.

    • hawkshaw

      fuck AA

      • Alias Number One™

        AA is for quitters.

        • hawkshaw

          or canadians

      • Pi

        Fuck AA-ron Rodgers.

        • hawkshaw

          i got your number bub

    • JoeNo

      Will you supply the booze or should we bring our own?

  • Alias Number One™

    FAP.com, a site where you learn what not to do…

    • hawkshaw

      heard something about texas or somewhere passing a masturbation law

      • Alias Number One™

        Oddly enough, this happened just after Pi’s visit to the Lone Star State.

  • hawkshaw

    pickled asperigus is awesome

    • Pi

      That asparagus won’t be the only thing pickled tonight.

      • hawkshaw

        he ,got that right

  • hawkshaw

    i get drunker then a skunk one night a week ,pi hippies all week long

    • Pi

      I was stoned before you even went to the refrigerator you keep on your lawn

  • Alias Number One™

    Pickled Injun

    • Mark Gormley

      How’s Whorizona?

  • hawkshaw

    canadian mule ,holds up to three pounds up his anus

  • hawkshaw

    good thing the red nations took in all of you pilgrims

    • Mark Gormley

      My people brought them potatoes.

      • hawkshaw

        and syphhlisus

        • Mark Gormley

          That was Pi.

          • hawkshaw

            damm italians

  • hawkshaw

    keystone and blackberry now girls

  • hawkshaw

    there is a difference in lighter fluid zippo works best

    • Mark Gormley

      You shouldn’t drink that shit, man.

      • hawkshaw

        four packs a day

        • Mark Gormley

          Gross. I prefer heating oil.

  • hawkshaw

    i remember my uncle saying he smoked three packs a day of pall mall straights

  • Mark Gormley

    Almost time to head home.

  • hawkshaw

    my uncle could’ t hit shitin the woods ,but he got me and my brother out

    • Mark Gormley

      He outed you and your brother? That’s not cool.

      • hawkshaw

        i shot a tree once ,not a friend of yours i hope

  • hawkshaw

    gormley if the sun comes up ,thats east

    • okxcy

      unless you’re in the southern hemisphere

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Unless you are in north Korea.

  • hawkshaw

    tuba playing left wing talking the woods is funny

  • hawkshaw

    kraut poop in a circle

  • hawkshaw

    tattoed german imp

  • hawkshaw

    midget sausage eating kraut

  • hawkshaw

    circus nazi

  • hawkshaw

    maybe pi can snag a syrian refugee girlfriend under 80 years old

  • Mark Gormley

    Anoooooos.

    • hawkshaw

      looose as a tuba

  • hawkshaw

    gormly sniffs trees and drinks wine

  • hawkshaw

    pi sniffs old women

  • okxcy

    hawk your thong is too tight
    it is making you grouchy

    • hawkshaw

      indians are always groucy ,thong doesn’t matter

  • hawkshaw

    gravy snags

  • hawkshaw

    stop staring at my ass ,canuck

  • hawkshaw

    filthy italian

  • hawkshaw

    filty kraut

  • hawkshaw

    filtybritish

  • Mark Gormley

    “Duuuuude looks like an anus!”

    • hawkshaw

      anus inspector to the queen

      • Mark Gormley

        That is Pi’s dream job…

  • hawkshaw

    lightweight mofos, lets get drunk

    • hawkshaw

      gormaski

  • hawkshaw

    gorm is polish

    • hawkshaw

      street band mofo

      • Mark Gormley

        Anal.

  • hawkshaw

    he sells his anus

    • hawkshaw

      for the democrstic party

  • hawkshaw

    he sells his ass ….

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    northwest sex

  • hawkshaw

    liberas and anal sex .the study

    • Mark Gormley

      Was this the title of your doctoral dissertation?

  • hawkshaw

    lgbt and anal sex liberals

  • hawkshaw

    per cnn most tuba players like anal sex

  • hawkshaw

    don’t fish ,dom’t hunt ,don’t gather , just west coast liberal and you guys don’t matter

    • okxcy

      I buy my meat from the store so no animals are harmed

  • hawkshaw

    pretty sad when a guy has to hang his hat on nancy pelosi

    • Mark Gormley

      She’s fucking awful. Truthfully, I was registered as a Dem until 2007. But Pelosi’s big talk and lack of action persuaded me to switch to independent. I even sent a letter to her office saying as much and I got a form letter thanking me for my support.

      • hawkshaw

        ha ,switch to elizabeth warren

  • hawkshaw

    pi would eat nancy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I haven’t talked to my wife more then 5 words in like 3 days

    • hawkshaw

      get off the pot

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Why don’t you just eat shit

        • hawkshaw

          call her boyfriends phone if ya wanna talk

    • okxcy

      lucky

    • Hooza

      *more than

  • okxcy

    gormley needs some saxual healing

    • hawkshaw

      willow tree

  • hawkshaw

    cuckholded

    • hawkshaw

      jorditha

  • Hooza

    I learned today the Jimmy “the mouth of the south” Hart did vocals for The Gentrys. Cray cray.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I learned today Gormley actually wrote a letter to a politician to say he’s no longer a democrap

      • Hooza

        Meh, it’s a one party system.

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    seen stumps taller thern jordy

    • hawkshaw

      by the way ,yer wife gives a good BJ

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Is that so…she’s younger then. Your kids perv.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    You are 2 inches taller then me faget

  • okxcy

    jordy just tell your wife you want to suck a fart out of her butthole
    ladies love that stuff

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I got a bunch of people on chaturbate now at work we talk shit to the girls lol

  • hawkshaw

    AMERICAN MEAT ,she ate it up

    • hawkshaw

      suburban sex club

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hawkshaw was 20 dating a 12 year old

  • Pi

    Isn’t Jordy’s wife eye-talian?
    http://i.imgur.com/KcWm8XW.png

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Anytime I use salt she says that

  • Pi

    Jordy when you’re banging her doggy style, do you braid her back hair?

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m not fraunch bruh

  • hawkshaw

    gormly is on the road three hours a day ,only takes me a hour visit

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I’m busy.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Behold the magic of hipsters, Hawk.

  • Pi

    Do you guys remember what a ripe cunt npmcauliffe was?

    • Mark Gormley

      Jesus.

  • hawkshaw

    pi did i tell you you’re a asshole and disgus sucks

    • Pi

      I already know both of those things.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Npmcaullif used to ask if I ever slept. Whata clown

    • hawkshaw

      you crap 24/7 what was wrong with his question

  • okxcy

    gormley’s all time favorite band is Eiffel 65

  • hawkshaw

    kraut anus ,open all day

  • hawkshaw

    hebrew hammer don’t touch pork

  • Mark Gormley

    Where’s the Gravy? He’s usually good for a Friday night drunk fest?

    (I left him in the lurch last week when I told him I was going to take a piss and, after I was done, fucking passed out.)

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      Passed out on the toilet???

      • Mark Gormley

        Unfortunately, I was able to make it to my bed.

        • okxcy

          which happens to be the toilet

          • Mark Gormley

            On occasion.

          • okxcy

            which happens to be every night

          • Mark Gormley

            Nights are occasions.

    • hawkshaw

      cross-eyed snagger is probally adjusting morman vaginas

  • hawkshaw

    bunch of pussies

  • Mark Gormley

    Gotta take a shit. And I’m bringing my phone, so you’re all coming with me.

    • Mark Gormley

      Greetings from the shitter–and I’m not at Ford Field.

      • hawkshaw

        use a pine cone city boy

        • Mark Gormley

          My poop sensei Jordy told me to use flushable toilet wipes.

  • hawkshaw

    12 ounces of keystone .girly boys

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Lol keystone light.

    • hawkshaw

      hey hamms

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Never met a man that bragged about smoking light cigs and drinking light beer.

    • hawkshaw

      or drinking polish brandy

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Its like bragging your dick is bigger than a trannys. You still are gay.

    • hawkshaw

      brandy son ,yer mom was fine

      • hawkshaw

        apperanty i pulled out in time

  • hawkshaw

    jorditha yer a slut ,my sons are good MEN

  • hawkshaw

    my boy,jorditha ,come back

  • hawkshaw

    steal white women, well maybe not pi’s she kinda old

  • okxcy

    hawk you need to check your red privilege

    • hawkshaw

      why,because of city boy democrats

      • hawkshaw

        what red privilege ,

        • hawkshaw

          no land left

          • okxcy

            cry me a trail of tears

  • hawkshaw

    only reason i fuck white women is because i am good looking ,teeth might have trr same problrem

    • hawkshaw

      fat polacks

  • hawkshaw

    i have no problem ,i can hunt ,fish and gather the northern two thids of wisconsin ,treaty

  • hawkshaw

    you whites signrd the treaty

    • okxcy

      manhattan for anal beads

      • hawkshaw

        who the fuck cares ,ojibwa vs feds

        • hawkshaw

          for wisconsin

          • Mark Gormley

            I dunno, Hawk. All of those people who own Packers stock are pretty fucking powerful.

          • hawkshaw

            could same the same for anybody that owns a skyseat at any stadium

  • hawkshaw

    a treaty is between nations

    • hawkshaw

      mostly to stop wars

      • hawkshaw

        us goverment used it to acquire land

        • okxcy

          white devil

          • hawkshaw

            and looking at history democrats did this mostly

          • hawkshaw

            ok i threw the democrat in there for gormely ,all whites did this

  • Mark Gormley

    Jesus Christ, Hawk. You sound like fucking bleeding heart liberal. Grow some balls.

    • hawkshaw

      you do not want to see ny balls city boy

  • hawkshaw

    come at me fancy pants ,see a man

  • hawkshaw

    gormley my son ,i have seen a lot more then you of live and death

  • hawkshaw

    ya know what i do to calm down ,i sharpen knives ,hand ground edge is calming

    • JoeNo

      I build popsicle forts with elmers glue.

      • hawkshaw

        ha

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Basically every jazz sax player wishes they could do this shit. This shit is fucking insane.

      • hawkshaw

        to bad it’s not commercial ,sounds like he’s taking a shit at the start

        • Mark Gormley

          Dude. That shit is basically impossible to play.

  • hawkshaw

    got any joe bosassommio

  • hawkshaw

    trump will ban inglish pubs

  • Mark Gormley

    Played this shit with a big band at a jazz camp when I was 17. Come at me, bro!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD0cOucnibs

  • hawkshaw

    music good ,homo at band camp i will say nothing

    • Mark Gormley

      You do realize that, apart from perhaps yourself and Gravy, there are few on this site that can match my skill at the shooting range?

      • hawkshaw

        you can shoot ?

        • Mark Gormley

          Indeed.

      • JoeNo

        <—10 year vet fyi

        • Mark Gormley

          Assuming JoeZo isn’t full of shit, let’s say he’s better than me at the range too.

          • JoeNo

            I’m never full of shit. I’m dead on accurate with every statement cept my hatred for Tom Brady.

  • hawkshaw

    oh ,this goes from of the bag to freestanding

  • hawkshaw

    nancy left arms

  • Mark Gormley
  • hawkshaw

    got my 22 sighted at 50 yards

    • hawkshaw

      stingers

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Lol a .22

      • hawkshaw

        i have hit a squirrel at 100 ,laugh at that

  • hawkshaw

    1′ high at 100 270

  • Mark Gormley
    • Matt Mosley 69

      Ever seen a grown man naked ?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m a better shot then you Mark just ask a couple of Iraqies

    • JoeNo

      The fucked up thing is, those were tourists on vacation…

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Not my problem

        • JoeNo

          Did you need to mount their heads in your den though?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Yes

      • Matt Mosley 69

        You where in the air force weren’t you

        • JoeNo

          Not really, I worked underground and usually had a 5 o clock shadow

          • JoeNo

            I also only wore my blues like 6 times in 10 years.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Nukes ?

          • JoeNo

            Ya, was a 2m0x1

    • hawkshaw

      nice shot asshole

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Is Rodgers really single ?

    • hawkshaw

      as your women

  • hawkshaw

    left hand shooters

    • JoeNo

      Its great when they get a hot case down the shirt.

  • hawkshaw

    ran across enough of you expert shooters

    • hawkshaw

      and a poliuce dept once

  • Mark Gormley
    • hawkshaw

      picked of first bass

  • hawkshaw

    he ,gorms can you play bass

  • hawkshaw

    ah ,ha,ha,ha,ah

  • hawkshaw

    ya know ,when you go bald gorms

  • Mark Gormley

    I can play bass

    • hawkshaw

      like a monkey

  • hawkshaw

    can you do blues thou

    • Mark Gormley

      Can you play the blues?

      • hawkshaw

        i can listen ,and run the board ,oh and set

        • hawkshaw

          so fancy pants ,you would need someone like me to help set up the show

  • Mr. Horse

    *Last horse down*

  • okxcy

    morning fap

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Hello.

  • okxcy

    gormley secretly loves fox news
    http://i.imgur.com/1UQ3Svt.gif

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    At my nephews soccer game waiting for something and some kid scored 3 goals in like 5 minutes.

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      These kids suck.

  • Pi

    What up mandingos?

  • okxcy

    are you fagets all watching golf?

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m watching you pewp.

      • okxcy

        I haven’t pooped all day 🙁

        • Mark Gormley

          Have you tried Taco Bell?

          • okxcy

            I’m looking more for a torpedo than a flak cannon

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy

    what the fuck gormley?

    • Mark Gormley

      What do you have against BIG ANUS?

      • okxcy

        it has to be at least 1/2 pound
        none of this 1/3 pound crap

        • Mark Gormley

          Well the minimum order is 12.

          • okxcy

            *their

          • okxcy

            since this is about assholes

          • Mark Gormley

            Ninja edit, motherfucker.

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      I hope that was beyond my 500 ft restraining order

      • Mark Gormley

        I planted a microwave in your backyard.

        • okxcy

          do I need to water it?

          • Mark Gormley

            No. It looks good.

    • okxcy

      I bet he stopped to apologize

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy

      nobody fucks with the okxcy

  • Mark Gormley

    Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

    http://i.imgur.com/Q5mzW.gif

  • Matt Mosley 69

    This is lite

  • Pi

    Life without Mosley sucks.
    I’ve had to blame my problems on Gormley. He ends up writing a 2 hour political sermon on why he’s a fag.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pi is a raging homersexual.

  • okxcy

    I gave back that corn
    if you know what I mean

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
  • Mark Gormley

    Don’t fuck with my anus.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      but but but

      • Mark Gormley

        Sorry I had to bail on you in GTA the other night.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy
  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Mark Gormley

      You look DTF.

    • okxcy

      someone needs to charge their phone

  • okxcy

    I want pizza

    jordy send me some lous

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      I wish friend

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    That was a whole suit but I’m a piece of shit and cut it all to make it more comfortable …. The safety people never gave a in-depth way to wear them. So I cut the arms and legs off…

  • Mark Gormley

    I have enough points for two free Pizza’s from Domino’s that you can’t have, Okxcy.

    • okxcy

      probably for the best

  • Mark Gormley
    • JoeNo

      Those kids should have been imprisoned for animal cruelty. Serial Killers start off starving and killing animals.

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s rich coming from a fraudulent captain whose cereal cuts people’s gums to ribbons.

        • JoeNo
          • Mark Gormley

            Well, I do brush my teeth with cake frosting.

          • JoeNo

            I knew a guy who brushed with icy hot when he drunk. Heard him screaming like 20 min later

          • Mark Gormley

            Please tell me it was you that put him up to it.

          • JoeNo

            No it was all him

          • JoeNo

            He was notorious for drinking his spit bottle too.

          • Mark Gormley

            Sounds like a young Hawk.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      Horse. I broke down and bought a Fender Jazz Bass.

  • Pi

    Bitches I’m high.
    http://i.imgur.com/F8HFOKs.gif

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      Pi, if you’re really high, put on some headphones and crank this shit.

  • Mr. Horse

    El Sancho Cacamunga‏ @ElHefeSancho87 46 seconds ago
    Replying to @scudworx
    I’m in Wal-Mart and cannot stop farting but almost pooping

    • Mark Gormley

      My stomach was bugging me throughout most of the day and I sweated out holding in a massive fart while getting my haircut this afternoon.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    My stomach idk what I ate. Worst bubble guts ever.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    And I’m wearing gray pants with no underwear. No room for accidents.

    • Mark Gormley
      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Lol didn’t he only play 1 of those 2

        • Mark Gormley

          He actually played in almost all of those games–just don’t pay attention to the W-L record.

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Thought he got hurt 2 years ago… SORRRRRRY

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Now I’m really sick to my stomach thanks PFF and gormley

  • Mr. Horse
    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      LOL what the fuck

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Since I’ve been dieting I barely shit and when I do they are not huge and just feel so heavy.
    Too much fiber? But I’m eating alot of vegs.
    I bet pie shits once a month

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Vikings > Gormley
    There I said it

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Its do weird when I eat ice cream ill be like *ugh this tastes like alcohol*
    Ill look and one of the last ingredients will be some sort of sugar alcohol type shit.

    • Mr. Horse

      Dat cheap shit got Chinese petrochem runoff in it.

  • Pi

    Jordy my god where have you been?

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Working 12 hour days pie.

    • Pi

      Uh why?

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Because we got to do a 250 order by like 2 weeks

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          250 concrete jackets for bridge repair. This bridge must be fucked

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87
    • Pi

      That can’t be in Chicago. I don’t see any floating bodies.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        Nah they go all over the world.

        • Jeffy Dahmer 87

          They keep feeding me shit they want to send me out on a jobsite installing some with a company(due to my concrete repair expierence) to maybe see how they can be made differently

          • Jeffy Dahmer 87

            Because supposedly I’m important to the new division

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Pie tonight I hope I dream about you and me drinking pina coladas in the bahamas

    • Pi

      Let’s do mushrooms and singing instead.

      • Jeffy Dahmer 87

        I’m down.
        Now time to watch some chubby porn and go to sleep.

  • Pi

    My buddy just took this photo in Florida. LOL.
    http://i.imgur.com/0UCxCUY.jpg

    • okxcy

      ‘murica!

  • okxcy

    pi why do you hate FREEDOM?

  • okxcy

    I bought bacon last night and then forgot to include it in my breakfast
    this day is ruined

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    I heard we had some anti-freedom advocators in here

    • okxcy

      busey said mexico>america

    • Mark Gormley

      I just pewped.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    play GTA with me mark

    • okxcy

      gormley loves playing grand theft anus

  • okxcy
    • JoeNo

      Fucking white people

  • okxcy

    fuckin sergio

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      over the wall with him

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Fags

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      yes

  • okxcy

    he hats you

    • Jeffy Dahmer 87

      But he hate me….

  • Pi

    I hate all of you. But especially you…

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      tell me how you really feel

      • Pi

        Are you really only 21?
        Does that mean you first start talking to us when you weren’t even old enough to drive a car?

        • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

          depends on how long ago we started talking

  • Mark Gormley

    I hate all of you. But especially Pi.

  • Pi

    You’ll be happy to know that I updated the mod badges. Refresh the page to see it.

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    I don’t see SHIT

    • Pi

      That’s because you’re not an internet pimp like me.

  • Mark Gormley

    Finally some recognition. Turning out Okxcy wasn’t as easy as you all might think.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    fucking pi, make me a mod already

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    mark get on GTA

    • Mark Gormley

      Maybe in 30 minutes or so. I’m doing some editing for a blog that isn’t total bullshit!

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        what blog is this????????

        • Mark Gormley

          A political blog that some of my friends run. They are nearly as wordy as me–but not quite.

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            oh god. id rather do nothing than read that shit

  • okxcy

    mark get on FAP

    • Mark Gormley

      I did that this morning.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        jesus

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Mark, should i take number theory or real analysis next semester

    • Mark Gormley

      They both sound like bullshit. What’s the difference?

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        Hold on, lemme pull up the description

        • Matt Mosley 69

          Hold on to my cock

          • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

            i like when you talk dirty to me

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Take a second langue class

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        spanish

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Number Theory:

    Topics include divisibility, arithmetic functions, congruences, quadratic residues, primitive roots, Diophantine equations, continued fractions, algebraic numbers, partitions.

    Real Analysis:

    Topics include finite and infinite sets, axiomatic study of real numbers, topology of Cartesian spaces, sequences of functions, continuous functions, differentiation of functions of one variable.

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    fuck, gotta take Differential Equations too

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Real analysis is basically proof-based calculus

    Reddit says its one of the hardest classes an undergraduate can take

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      hold me mark

    • JoeNo

      You could always just vote liberal then you won’t need a job.

      • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

        done deal. time to latch onto the government

      • Mark Gormley

        Again, thank you for the insight, Breitbart.

        • JoeNo

          No problem Stalin

          • Mark Gormley

            That doesn’t even make sense. Stalin wasn’t an actual communist.

          • JoeNo

            But it rhymes better than Marx, and liberals are as ruthless as Stalin was nowadays.

          • Mark Gormley

            Sick burn, Breitbart.

          • JoeNo

            Don’t be mad you didn’t hop on the Bernie Sanders train fast enough to make a difference in the election.

          • Mark Gormley

            This is actually wasn’t too bad. Maybe there is hope you yet, JoeZo.

          • JoeNo

            Whoever wants to spend the most money and not balance budgets is usually the liberals best bet. It also helps if they promote enemies of the country over its own citizens.

          • Mark Gormley

            Now you’ve gone Breitbart/Fox News again.

          • JoeNo
  • Mark Gormley

    Based on those definitions, I would do Real Analysis, Vegas. One of the things that drove me nuts during economics courses were the morons who suggested things should happen a certain because of the economic theory, as opposed to what the actual data showed.

    • okxcy

      isn’t one of the core tenants of economics that people will act rationally?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    real analysis it is. Going with:

    Real Analysis
    Differential Equations
    Math Statistics
    Corporate risk management

    As i said, hold me mark.

  • Bartz

    FU PI.. I want to be an internet pimp…

  • Pi
  • Pi
  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mr. Horse
    • 12alegend4ever

      I wonder…Who taught who?

  • 12alegend4ever

    Packers off season dealing is about the same as being the Maytag repair man, just with a different uniform.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewbs.

    • 12alegend4ever

      If you fags are going to be “internet pimps”, I suggest you update your avatars to fit the part, like maybe a maroon ’57 Cadillac convertible, with leopard skin seats.

      Look the part for Christ sake!

      • 12alegend4ever

        Perhaps a Fedora (with a pheasant feather in it) and leather trench coat.

    • okxcy

      bewps

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    horse my brother

  • Pi

    Packfan always smells like meatball subs.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      subway meatball subs

      • Mark Gormley

        You dirty motherfucker.

  • Bartz

    Its cold in my basement

    • Mr. Horse

      Buy some basement goats.

    • 12alegend4ever

      The day started out near 50 degrees and will drop to freezing tonight. Typical MN spring weather. I sure miss not having Lake Michigan to moderate our climate like when I lived in SE WI.

    • Mark Gormley

      Have you tried fapping?

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    Horse, call me a derivative sock puppet so i know its real

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    Sorry I’m late. I flew United to get here.

    • okxcy

      luckily you’re not an asian doctor

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    pi make me an internet pimp

  • Pi

    The laws of United States of America dictate that you must a white, white man to be an internet pimp. No Italians or any of those other fake whites.

    • Pi

      Home of the brave. Land of the free to get the Godfather treatment in your seat because we overbooked.

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      i hope you choke on your aunt jemima’s maple syrup

  • Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Joe should probably turn himself in.

    https://twitter.com/ap/status/851564213789220864

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    United Airlines is proud to present their new club class

    http://i.imgur.com/TKLs9lo.jpg

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ
  • Matt Mosley 69

    Hi?

    • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

      heyyy

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Hi

  • okxcy

    whats up shit fucks?

    • Pi

      Just fucking shit. You?

      • okxcy

        same

  • Jeffy Dahmer 87

    Fart ass niggas

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy’s Dad should have known better than to fuck with glorified security guards.

  • K.

    i need another job.

  • K.

    I wanna become a professional internet pimpette

  • K.

    I am applying to like 5 jobs a day.

    • Mark Gormley

      You sticking with the HR game?

      • K.

        Yeah. I enjoy HR just don’t care for the type of industry I wok in (manufacturing). I would like to focus more on recruitment.

        • Mark Gormley

          I work in the manufacturing sector and I wouldn’t want to do HR with the cretons I deal with everyday. They say extremely offensive things and then immediately complain about HR.

          • K.

            The plant is actually very nice as well as the people. My issue is, I am the youngest person there. Avg age is 55. It’s just a “boring” company.

  • okxcy

    I’d take a job with fewer morons

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m lucky that I don’t have a ton of interaction with people who work for my company the more I do, the more I realize how dumb a lot of them are.

      • Mark Gormley

        But the people who work for my three biggest accounts are absolute dolts.

      • okxcy

        yeah but you’re in sales so you work for moronic customers

        • Mark Gormley

          Indeed.

          • Mark Gormley

            During my last review, my boss took out some customer surveys and they gave me generally glowing marks. But he said I should focus on coming across as less condescending.

          • okxcy

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • Mark Gormley

            Though his words were more like “some of the feedback is that you use big words in emails and occasionally over explain things.”

          • K.

            So in other words, you speak correct English. Gotcha.

            There is a petition or some sort going around UW Madison to allow people to speak Ebonics.

  • Mark Gormley

    Again, the cro magnon is available to answer any of your questions.

    https://twitter.com/PFF/status/851605432934256640

  • JoeNo

    Did I miss Reesy?
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/Kli7HYX.gif[/img]

    • K.

      LOL

  • disqus_3kBFzXSxyJ

    You guys should become actuaries

    • Mark Gormley

      Some of us don’t want to make money, bro.

    • okxcy

      you’re better off becoming a vagina

  • okxcy
    • Mark Gormley

      You’re a silly boy, Okxcy.