Unveiling The Dolphins New $10,000,000 QB

β€œOn game days, there’s nobody in the league who’s going to throw it harder than I am.”

“The more you put in your body, the more you have to regulate it with insulin. So later kickoffs, you’re talking about breakfast, lunch and a pregame meal, so that’s more food you’ve got to be aware of and what you put in your body. A noon game, light breakfast, a little fruit and some insulin, and I’m good to go.”

-Diabeetus QB Jay Cutler

  • Pi

    The Patriots are guaranteed at least a bye week into the second round again.

  • Joe No

    Jay Cutler would be a great Packer, dude would have like a 90% completion rating throwing to Packers on purpose.

  • Mark Gormley

    Are there enough cigs in Miami to satiate Jay?

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu, how many gallons of moose semen have you consumed today?

    • Joe No

      PI uses liters of moose semen, metric system man.

      • Mark Gormley

        What did I tell you about encouraging him, Joe?

        • Joe No

          I am a proponent of science, ‘Merica needs to go metric.

          • Mark Gormley

            Get out!

  • Pi

    Gormley, what’s the general vibe by overconfident Seahawks fans?

    • Mark Gormley

      That the division blows.

      • Joe No

        Also that Russell Wilson is Jesus and the awful offensive performances are everyone elses fault.

        • Mark Gormley

          They think that Schneider blows at drafting offensive linemen and that Darrell Bevell sucks.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Where’s his cig?

      • Joe No

        He just put it out on a handicapped minority child

        • Mark Gormley

          Donald Trump might be orange, but that doesn’t make him a minority.

          • Joe No

            He is one of kind, not in a good way. I’d call him a minority

  • Mark Gormley

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAART.

  • Fun Boy 87

    i got a computer. its like a 18 inch screen, you know what they say bigger screen bigger dick….right? ya dig? i can actually type kind of fast suprisingly since i havent typed on a lap top in a hella long time. either way ill do some MS paints on this and shit but its strictly school, blogging, internet (no porn or streaming games) and you know “being safe”

    so use a condom next time please.

    • Mark Gormley

      Sounds like the ultimate machine to view scat porn on.

    • Mr. Horse

      O FUCK. I NEED THE MS PAINTS.

  • Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      They do a mangina good.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Computer. Printer. 4 months of free ink. Microsoft works? For like 550 thanks to discounts

    • Mark Gormley

      You socialist weenie.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Its like a bird shit on pies plate.

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s Pu’s favorite!

  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, wanna know a secret?

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Raw Balls

    • Mark Gormley

      Jesus, Mosley. This is a family friendly site.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Is this a safe place blog ?

        • Mark Gormley

          No. This isn’t Fox News.

          • Matt Mosley 69

            You wish you could taste the blood of a enemy being splattered all over you

          • Joe No

            Safe places are a liberal term. Republicans don’t care what you say about them.

          • Mark Gormley

            Check out Fox News sometime, bruh.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Mark don’t cry

  • Mark Gormley

    Not saying that college students demanding that their campuses be “safe spaces” isn’t complete bullshit.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

    • Joe No

      I agree Dolphins QB situation is terrible

  • Joe No

    Horse and Jordy aren’t a great team
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/eETWZhH.gif[/img]

  • Fun Boy 87

    Why did the dolphins sign cutler over kaepernick – media is eating this up but ill assume gases hard on over Cutler and more like rannehill then keep is

  • Brew_City
    • Bartz

      Just what I needed to wake me up in the morning. Some moon

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewp.

    • Bartz

      poo

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan’s Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      “Why can’t I smoke in here?”

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Clearly makes Miami the team to win the AFC

    • Mark Gormley

      I can’t wait for Suh to donkey punch him in practice.

  • Brew_City

    Sounds like the Packers D is right on track

    • Brew_City

      to suck again

      • Mark Gormley

        You tricky bastard.

        • Brew_City

          Rodgers was wrecking the 1st team D with Montey Crockett

  • Hooza
    • Joe No

      Why isn’t that trash can on fire?

      • Hooza

        Because the season hasn’t started yet?

  • Joe No

    Conor Orr βœ” @ConorOrr
    “The good thing is I play quarterback, so I don’t have to be in that great of cardiovascular shape,” — Jay Cutler.

    I think I like Cutler now that I don’t have to see him smoking on the sidelines as often.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu loves Fart Brothers Pizza.

  • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas
  • okxcy 2.0

    I regret to inform you that okxcy died during a high stakes underground dildo fight

    • Joe No

      Thats like saying Bruce Lee loses a kung foo fight.

    • okxcy 2.0

      he died doing what he loved
      pour one out for ya dog

  • okxcy 2.0

    I don’t even have the first idea of where to find dolphins fans to troll

    • Pi

      Cuba.

    • Joe No

      Retirement homes wearing Marino jerseys

  • Joe No

    Where have all the great photographers gone?
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/E8L7WAx.jpg[/img]

    • Joe No

      I guess there are some left
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/fLy6YFL.jpg[/img]

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/1FMqPp3.jpg[/img]

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/kfvY03a.jpg[/img]

  • Fun Boy 87

    windows updated their paint and made it 3d….god oh god. wait for this weekend…..friends

    • Joe No

      So many 3 dimensional penis

      • Fun Boy 87

        yes sir

        • Hooza

          I thought his pubic hair was gonna poke me in the eye.

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/djFhNAX.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    Good evening amigos.

  • Brew_City

    Reports out of camp is the Lions are not good

    • Hooza

      Is it because of suck?

      • Brew_City

        severe suckage

        • Brew_City

          QB suffering back pain from large breasts

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi

    Report out of Brew’s house is that he’s a dead man walking.

    • Pi

      You live by the Lions trash talk you die by the Lions trash talk.

    • Mark Gormley

      Dude. It’s not normal for dentists to fart in the patients mouths.

      • Pi

        That’s what the government wants you to think.

        • Mark Gormley

          Alex Jones is your dentist?

  • Joe No

    Im surprised pi isnt a denver fan with all of those donkey balls he has licked

    • Mark Gormley

      He still prefers moose.

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      Looks like the D is ready to fuckin go.

      WOO

      • Mark Gormley

        Observe and report.

    • Joe No

      Dom capers is amazing before 3pm. After that he starts napping. Hopefully we dont get many night games.

      • Mark Gormley

        He needs some of Lanzo’s artisanal meth.

  • Mark Gormley

    No more Onion.

  • Brew_City
    • Brew_City

      wat

    • Hooza

      Gross

  • Pi

    Canadian actor thread.
    http://i.imgur.com/UybGsAb.jpg

  • Brew_City

    Why are you pushing down that glorious behind fag?

    • Pi

      Don’t you have some work to not do?

      • Brew_City

        no

        • Brew_City

          wait yes

  • Mark Gormley

    Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

  • Mark Gormley

    Quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef.

  • Hooza

    Who will a suck more, cutlet or the bears?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes.

    • Joe No

      Bears own the patent of sucking since 1987

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu plays the fart bugle.

  • okxcy 2.0

    oops gormley did it again

  • Joe No

    Mario is the best of us
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/RGT0blN.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    The new version of okxcy really has his shit together.

    • Mark Gormley

      Shut up, you fart bugler.

  • okxcy 2.0
    • Mark Gormley

      I hope he’s okay. I know how much Onion meant to him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, who would you say is the Aaron Rodgers of dildo design and engineering?

    • okxcy 2.0

      bart milford

      • okxcy 2.0

        pretty good but can’t quite get it done

        • Mark Gormley

          Do you guys have a trade magazine? If so, who’s the Skip Bayless of the dildo trade media?

          • okxcy 2.0

            sammi cole has the hottest takes

  • okxcy 2.0
    • Mark Gormley

      Only losers and Lanzos wear pants.

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley lives to take off his pants
    https://i.imgur.com/AtHsLUR.gif

    • Mark Gormley

      One of the first things I do when I get home from work is shed my pants.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pewbs.

  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit, Okcxy. That dude actually looks a bit like me.

  • gravy_t

    Guion HOF. You heard it here first.

  • gravy_t

    The earth is flat. I’m out.

    • Hooza

      Your mom is flat

  • Pi

    *Walks in.*
    *Gives everybody a Stone Cold Stunner.*
    *Leaves.*
    http://i.imgur.com/DpMdDEG.gif

  • Pi

    And now I will celebrate my victory in style. With drugs.
    http://i.imgur.com/h2UtmaE.jpg

  • Brew_City

    Gotta pick up my puppy today. Gormley you are officially free

    • Pi

      Fuck no.

    • Mark Gormley

      I have squatters rights up in this bitch!

      • Brew_City

        I knew it

        • Brew_City

          fucking Jin Yang

  • Mark Gormley

    You guys need to be nicer to Pu. He’s been dealing with infected blisters on his anus and he could really use some support.

    • Brew_City

      why do you know this?

      • Mark Gormley

        Because he keeps posting about it on Facebook.

        • Brew_City

          with pictures?

          • Mark Gormley

            And memes…

  • Mark Gormley
  • Mark Gormley

    Jesus. I guess the Lions want Stafford dead.

    https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/895309612651511808

  • Joe No

    Loins are in big trouble

    • Mark Gormley

      Don’t worry. I’m sure Dom won’t test Robinson at all. That would be too easy.

  • Bartz

    I have to toot and poop

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/SXt7Foz.jpg[/img]

      • Bartz

        Not in that thing

        • Mark Gormley

          You could always pewp on Pu.

        • Joe No

          I need one of these
          [img]http://i.imgur.com/Z6EdGR5.jpg[/img]

          • Bartz

            I could use that one!

  • Mark Gormley

    Make me a sammich.

    • Bartz

      fuck off!

      • Mark Gormley

        πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

  • Hooza
  • Mark Gormley

    πŸ’©πŸŽΆπŸŽ‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ€‘πŸ—œπŸŒˆ

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • Mark Gormley

    This is boring.

    • Joe No

      Your face is boring

      • Mark Gormley

        It is.

  • K.

    Did Cutler get the job with the Dolpins because of white privilege?

    • Bartz

      No

    • Mark Gormley

      No. He’s familiar with Gase’s system.

      Edit: Well, maybe. But he’s certainly got a leg up being that he’s familiar with Gase’s system.

      • Bartz

        Exactly

    • K.

      Stephen A smith said so

    • Joe No

      I think its because Kaep is a division 3 quality starter.

  • K.

    Not sure what I am doing for dinner

  • okxcy 2.0

    a fat burger

  • K.

    tilapia with rice and stir fried veggies

  • okxcy 2.0

    FOOTBALL

  • okxcy 2.0

    mosley will kiss your butthole and make it better

  • Mark Gormley
  • Fun Boy 87

    Sup

    • okxcy 2.0

      yo yo

  • R8Rnation

    I’m dyinggggggg

  • R8Rnation

    Hi guys

  • R8Rnation

    I can’t fucking believe my dolphins picked up Downs. FML

  • okxcy 2.0

    r8r has dolphins with down syndrome?

    • R8Rnation

      Dolphins are my new team BRO

      • okxcy 2.0

        ah so your quarterback has down syndrome

        • R8Rnation

          Correctamungo

  • R8Rnation

    How do people deal w this unbearable pain

    • okxcy 2.0

      this is why droog went insane, gubby went native, and busey works too hard

      • R8Rnation

        Heartburn?

  • R8Rnation

    Jay Cutler is NOT my quarterback

    • Joe No

      R8R is getting a lady boner
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/5Mqp24T.jpg[/img]

    • okxcy 2.0

      don’t fight it
      just let it happen

  • R8Rnation

    I still have 2-3 more years with the Raidahs anyways. Downs should be dead by then.

  • R8Rnation

    Brb

  • okxcy 2.0

    r8r i’m sure there is space on the lions bandwagon

    • Joe No

      I heard their wagon had its wheels stolen by the Detroit citizens.

      • Joe No

        Lions fans are a bunch of criminals.

    • R8Rnation

      No thank you. Miami or bust.

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/TJuyf5J.png[/img]

  • okxcy 2.0

    r8r knows the raiders are going to lose to the titans in week 1

    • Joe No

      I still support raider fans
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ngd4PGn.jpg[/img]

  • Pi

    Hello ladies.

    • Joe No

      We’re 2 games into preseason and the Lions have just been eliminated from the playoffs.

      • Pi

        I am going to pee on your tombstone in a zee pattern.

        • Joe No

          Trump will have us protected with a northern wall by the time I die.

  • Hooza

    You’re all banned

    • Pi

      About time somebody started cleaning up this mess.

      • Joe No

        Is that what happened to that lawn gnome who fornicated with the goats? Now I sound high.
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/iZdGQtN.gif[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      Is this because of my bulging dick?

  • Mark Gormley

    I banned Hooza for not banning us.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yooo

  • Mark Gormley

    Balls.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    200 comments in 5 days? hAHahahAHA two articles in a month!!L? Oh my god FAG!

    • Joe No

      To be fair this sites articles have always been trash and only update for refresh values.

    • Mark Gormley

      Hi Lanzo. Thanks for stopping by.

  • Pi

    Let’s fight.

  • Mark Gormley

    Yet another Lions offensive lineman is hurt. TJ Lang must have taught them a few things he learned while in GB.

  • Mark Gormley

    Phart.

  • DisqusIsGreat

    Fuck the Packers and fuck Aron Rodgers right is his loose butthole.

    • Mark Gormley

      That seems a bit aggressive. But I respect your opinion.

      • Pi

        Shut up Jew.

        • DisqusIsGreat

          Oh he’s a jew? In that case nevermind what I wrote below.

      • DisqusIsGreat

        Sorry if I offended you in any way.

  • DisqusIsGreat

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/6MrWcFG.jpg[/img]

  • Fun Boy 87

    Someone email me a link to stream game.
    Sanchowins87@gmail.com

  • Mark Gormley

    What’s going on in here?

  • K.

    Watching Aaron Rodgers clips on Youtube makes my nipples rock hard

  • K.

    Damn. I am making braised Denver cut steaks. Been cooking for 3 hours in the dutch oven. Entire house smells amazing.

    • Pi

      I have something hot brewing for you in my kitchen.

      • Pi

        And by kitchen I mean testicles.

        • K.

          Lucky for you, I do not like well done testicles.

        • Mark Gormley

          Too bad your testicles are actually prosthetics.

    • Hooza

      The ladies love a good old-fashion Dutch oven

  • K.

    Makin’ a lemon curd fruit tart for dessert

  • K.

    Imma post game day recipes this season

  • Pi

    Reesy do you want to come work for me as my secretary?

    • K.

      Only if I can wear nipple clamps

      • Hooza

        Pics?

  • Mark Gormley

    You’ll all have to forgive Pu. He’s been listening to Creed even more than usual and it’s made him very emotional.

  • gravy_t

    Must be watching too much pron, my cable company says my internet is running slow

    • Hooza

      Tell your cable company to go fuck themselves

      • gravy_t

        I’ll just play tranny porn at full volume while the guy is here fixing it tomorrow. “You see that! It’s not buffering, and it’s too hard to time my release with the money shot! LOOK!”

        • Hooza

          Just be sure it’s inter-racial tranny porn. You don’t wanna look like an asshat

  • Hooza
    • Hooza

      How they condensed this to under 10 mins I’ll never know

    • Joe No

      Jay Cutler is the mosley of the nfl

  • Mark Gormley

    Too much pron? Now I’ve heard everything…

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/kEaQn0b.gif[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        You follow Plxcy on Instagram too?

  • Joe No

    Gormley are you excited for WW3 after we nuke North Korea?

    • Mark Gormley

      My main account manufacturers shit for the navy. So it would be a big payday for me–assuming the world doesn’t end.

      • Joe No

        We can hope for a fallout 4 world, I always wanted a power suit.

        • Mark Gormley

          I still have yet to play that game. I still waste too much of my life playing Skyrim and I’ve heard Fallout 4 is even more addicting.

          • Joe No

            Both are good

          • Mark Gormley

            I downloaded a punch of patches and my dude is nearly a level 160.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ror

  • Fun Boy 87

    You gonna feel my wrath of my ass – trump to kimmy Jung illa

  • gravy_t

    link me up, fgts

  • gravy_t

    nvm I’m good

  • okxcy 2.0

    why does r8r have such a lady boner for cutler?

    • Joe No

      raging lady boner

      • okxcy 2.0

        a gormley sized lady boner

  • gravy_t

    ox, is that stream HD?

    • okxcy 2.0

      i think 720p
      pretty good for a random stream

  • Fun Boy 87

    Omg tackles

  • okxcy 2.0

    burnett you little bitch

  • Fun Boy 87

    My link sucks someone post

  • Fun Boy 87

    Brb

    • okxcy 2.0

      poo fast

  • Fun Boy 87

    Omg rralllyuy

  • gravy_t

    oh wow, this link is way better than the one I had

  • Fun Boy 87

    post link again

  • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

    YEAH! first drive of preaseason and Randall’s already hurt

    • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

      ALL ABOARD THE INJURY EXPRESS

  • Fun Boy 87

    post link damint

  • gravy_t

    jesus

  • Joe No

    Packers defense is in post season form

  • gravy_t

    Guess Saturday’s practice will be a tackling fundamentals practice….just like every year.

  • okxcy 2.0

    say it together now
    FIRE CAPERS!

  • gravy_t

    King=bust

  • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

    King’s fitting right in. Welcome to GB’s secondary.

  • gravy_t

    I can’t get over how nice this stream is

    • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

      thats what im saying. perfect HD

  • Fun Boy 87

    I fucking hate my lifr. All yhrse olates fell and I have no sound on my computer and our secondary looks like asshole

  • Fun Boy 87

    At least it’ll be replayed Saturday or Friday

  • okxcy 2.0

    i want a 4k stream

  • gravy_t

    Was honestly hoping Janis would fumble so they could cut his ass and sign Max instead

  • gravy_t

    Jesus Bennett

  • Fun Boy 87

    Price of NFL gamw day for per season went yup 75$

    • Fun Boy 87

      99$ for fucking pre season

  • gravy_t

    kill myself.

    • Fun Boy 87

      What happrned I’m pouting outside smoking

      • okxcy 2.0

        tymo fumbled

  • gravy_t

    McCarthy is gonna gain about 50 more pounds from all the ass he is going to eat at halftime

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol WHAT???

      • gravy_t

        He’s gonna be chewin suckas out

        • Fun Boy 87

          Interesting

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m not happy. My wife wont let me get a dog and I start school in 2 weeks

  • gravy_t

    Where’s horse, I need him to calm me down. It’s first preseason game and I’m pissed.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Same. I threw a plate (no joke either)

      • Fun Boy 87

        I threw a plate at broken plates

  • gravy_t

    I’m excited about Lowry tho

    • Fun Boy 87

      I ever tell you how much i hate the name dean

  • gravy_t

    King might be raw, but he moves around well

  • Fun Boy 87

    I called in late to work tomorrow

  • gravy_t

    Also, my boner for this season goes out to Jones

    • Fun Boy 87

      Same

  • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

    Kenny Clark is feasting

  • gravy_t

    This Doctor nig…smdh

  • Fun Boy 87

    I can never fucking relax and enjoy the first game or preseason game fucking ever

  • Fun Boy 87

    Going to county for a week might be like a vacation for me. Snd ill fuck niggas up for the tv to watch thr packers.

    • gravy_t

      lol what?

      • gravy_t

        you goin to jail, nigga?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Oh uh I didnt complete some of my punishment properly I might still get out of it cuz I was getting treatment still….but if not I have to go to jail for a week

        • gravy_t

          gotcha

          • Fun Boy 87

            Its rrally fucked up. I was doing individual therapy not group lol

  • gravy_t

    Is that still the starting o-line?

  • gravy_t

    There’s marty

    • Josh Jones Fan In Vegas

      big dick bennett

  • gravy_t

    he’s such a flaming douche, but I’ve never been so happy to have a douche of his caliber on our team

  • gravy_t

    JAMALLLLLLLLLLLL

  • gravy_t

    Kill yourself, Janis.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Idk what’s going on mt stream froze

    • gravy_t

      muffed punt catch but Philly recovered

      • Fun Boy 87

        Wow

  • Fun Boy 87

    This is too frustrating

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lol glennon was intercepted 1 minutr into the game. Then a bears fumble and brincos scored.

  • gravy_t

    DAVIS HOF

  • gravy_t

    Holy shit that was nice

  • gravy_t

    YUUUSSSSS

  • gravy_t

    Ima start getting drunk at halftime

  • gravy_t

    where tf did everyone go

    • Fun Boy 87

      Dying.

    • Mr. Horse

      J.O. 4 JANIS

  • gravy_t

    FUCK, why did it have to be Janis?

  • Fun Boy 87

    I like Jamal williams.

    • Fun Boy 87

      How did GB first score? Ans cuz janis ran route good

  • Fun Boy 87

    Hundley has a very weak arm I noticed.

  • okxcy 2.0

    b00b5

  • Fun Boy 87

    54377017

    • Fun Boy 87

      Shell oil

  • gravy_t

    WOOOoooOO

  • Fun Boy 87

    Wooooo

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m calm now

  • gravy_t

    Jordy, Davis had a punt return TD

    • Fun Boy 87

      No shit….and he just saif he wants to be PR

      • Fun Boy 87

        Goo for him. (Seriously

  • gravy_t

    lol Spriggs just got schooled

  • Fun Boy 87

    Thought Crosby missed Tim

    • Fun Boy 87

      It

      • Fun Boy 87

        And tim

  • Fun Boy 87

    So me and some Swede have the same great great great grandpa. And he said I actially have a huge family in sweden.

    • Mr. Horse

      Are they muslims?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Idk probably Satan worshipers

  • okxcy 2.0

    8675309

    • Fun Boy 87

      Jenny jenny

  • gravy_t

    oooooooooo

    • gravy_t

      King laying wood

      • Fun Boy 87

        Yes he is

  • okxcy 2.0

    bert sucks

  • gravy_t

    THERE’s mah boy

  • K.

    My cooking is too damn good. IT’s a shame.

  • K.

    Fire the Strength and Conditioning coaches

  • Fun Boy 87

    my shit froze again my frustration levels were too high will watch tomorrow.

  • K.

    Used kiwi on my steak as a tenderizer. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDEEEEE… SOOOOOO DAMN GOOD.

    • okxcy 2.0

      pineapple is better

      • K.

        I am actually gonna try that next. I just so happened to have bought kiwi out of the blue. usually don’t buy it

    • K.

      Marinated it with a lil bit of apple juice and some nice spices. It’s pathetic how good it is.

  • gravy_t

    King torched

    • Pi

      I snuck some veggies into your food today.

  • K.

    What;s for dinner?

    • Fun Boy 87

      made a torta. and ate glass.

    • okxcy 2.0

      salmon and caesar salad

      • Hooza

        Having your period?

    • gravy_t

      Tonight’s just frozen Za….but last night was jambalaya

  • Fun Boy 87

    i keep fruit and fruits away from my red meat.

    • K.

      Bro. You gotta try it. Just rub the fruit on your meat.

      giggity.

  • Pi

    Jordy, reesy, okxcy and gravy.
    Fuck me if it isn’t the old crew.
    It’s awesome seeing all you beautiful fucks together again.

    • gravy_t

      Fuck this shit, I’m out

  • okxcy 2.0

    pi are the lions going 4-0 in the preseason this year?

  • gravy_t

    lmfao…what a slop-fest

  • okxcy 2.0

    then it is confirmed
    lions 0-16 this season again

  • gravy_t

    GBT already conceded the division to us per our last convo so might as well put your money on it.

  • Pi

    Jordy I brought you a gif(t).
    http://i.imgur.com/ZBgyXJr.gif

  • gravy_t

    Sturgis suuuucks. Time to get drunk

  • okxcy 2.0

    gym shorts

  • K.

    Hi Horse <3

  • Mark Gormley

    How’s the game going?

  • okxcy 2.0

    glennon is done

    • Mr. Horse

      0.0 PR quest: achieved

  • Mark Gormley

    Mike Mayock. Gross.

  • gravy_t

    I just want to take a moment again to point out how top-notch this stream is

    • gravy_t

      tight as a butthole

      • Mark Gormley

        Thank god it’s not Pu’s butthole.

        • gravy_t

          that would be such a loose stream

          • Mark Gormley

            And overflowing with viruses.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pat MaGroin is the best QB in the league.

  • gravy_t

    crap-a-lamp

  • K.

    What was for dinner horse?

    • Mr. Horse

      Ordered out, Thai basil catfish

      • gravy_t

        Fucking Hell, I miss the south

        • gravy_t

          But only the food part

        • Mark Gormley

          I ordered dungeness lobster pad thai from this awesome Thai restaurant when we were in Port Angeles a few weeks ago. It was fucking awesome.

      • K.

        I love thai basi and catfish so I would love thai basil catfish

        • Mr. Horse

          Best thing ever, great nearby Thai place.

  • gravy_t

    I bet Horse just walks out off his porch to the beach, into the ocean, and free-dives for fresh lobster. Then bangs young sluts after feeding them fresh lobster dinners. I hear he even pays for half of their Uber ride home.

  • okxcy 2.0

    michelle is the next stafford

    • Mark Gormley

      I watched a documentary about the Dixie Mafia. I’m onto you.

  • gravy_t

    Jesus God

  • gravy_t

    He’s dead

  • Mark Gormley

    No. That’s helmet-to-helmet, Mayock. You fucking potato.

    • Mark Gormley

      The receiver was a runner, but that’s still illegal.

    • gravy_t

      mmmmm

      • gravy_t

        open field though?

        • Mark Gormley

          He still led with his fucking head.

        • gravy_t

          and I;ll have to see the replay but looked like helmet to shoulder?

  • gravy_t

    Im not saying it’s good strategy, but I believe if it’s an open field tackle on a runner you can do it

  • gravy_t

    PI

  • K.

    I feel like baking a pie

    • gravy_t

      Why would anyone feel like banging a Pi?

  • K.

    mainly crust so I can use the rest of my pastry lemon curd

    • Hooza

      Itmtbs?

  • K.

    So guys don’t pee standing up?

    • gravy_t

      That’s too much work

  • okxcy 2.0

    I’ll take a slice of strawberry rhubarb

  • gravy_t

    Gotta see how Hill does for my Morman bros

    • gravy_t

      Welp

  • Mark Gormley

    Hill looks good.

  • gravy_t

    Hill HOF

  • okxcy 2.0

    Packers undefeated
    life is good

  • Mark Gormley

    I’m surprised Gym Shorts didn’t demand that his players carry him off of the field.

  • Joe No

    36 Pass attempts, 14 rush attempts. Looks like MM is already working in his more rushing game plan.

  • Joe No

    Bears are paying alot of money to their back up QB.

    • Mark Gormley

      #beardown

      • Joe No

        Glennon looked like a bear QB.

        • okxcy 2.0

          the future is bright
          (for packers fans)

  • Joe No

    Kizer looked good, I hope the Browns can actually put a pro team on the field.

  • Pi

    Packers cheated. Still 3 games away from the prestigious preseason championship.

    • Mark Gormley

      Jim Caldwell is at the podium.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Zeke elliot suspended 6 ganes LOL

    • Mr. Horse

      Don’t worry. Jerry can find another criminal right quick.

  • Joe No

    Elliot just got f’d in the a

  • Joe No

    How will the rebels win the battle of endor without zeke?!?!

  • Joe No

    Forget about elliot the real victims are the fantasy football owners that drafted him

    • Mark Gormley

      The real victim here is Mosley.

  • Mr. Horse
  • Pi

    if the next jabroni up runs for 600 yards behind that line…

  • Fun Boy 87

    cocks

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Any word on Dupree? That was a gnarly fucking hit!

    • Mark Gormley

      Mike Mayock loved that hit. Textbook E. Honda technique.

  • Pi
    • Fun Boy 87

      omg

  • Fun Boy 87

    its like shes getting ready for me.

  • Fun Boy 87

    sorry guys no MS PAINT drawings until monday … this mousepad on the lap top suckkkkkks

  • Fun Boy 87

    lanzo is cyber stalking us, according to this rape stalking and such thingy i have to watch for school.
    “does the person often show up when not invited”

  • Fun Boy 87

    “a cyber stalker may use fake social media aCCOUNTS or make up rumors about you”

  • Fun Boy 87

    dont get me wrong. i fucking hate rapists and want to hurt them horribly. they are one of the lowest things in life along with thiefs and rats…..and well child molestors. but dear god. these rape videos are funny as fuck.
    “please get off you have beer breath”

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut the fuck up, Pu.

    • Pi

      Sorry aboot that eh.

    • Joe No

      He has a point pi

  • Fun Boy 87

    FUCK OFF PU!PI!

    • Mark Gormley

      Yeah.

  • Mark Gormley

    Lanzo just wants to be loved–or rape us.

    • Mark Gormley

      Or both.

      • Fun Boy 87

        i need to eat lutefisk since im a dirty faget swede.

  • Fun Boy 87

    im going to loot and fist your ass pie.
    lootfist.

    • Mark Gormley

      But he’d like that.

  • Pi

    For a guy who left this site a long time ago, Lanzo alts sure come visit us a lot.

    • Joe No

      Its nature after the normal birds kick the faggot out of the nest, it keeps coming back hoping for scraps

  • Joe No

    Cowboys need a rb thankfully kaep is still on the open market

    • Mark Gormley

      The city of Dallas would implode.

      • Alias Number Oneβ„’

        Bring on Sackorpick then…

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    I wish they would have whispered the suhspension in Jerra’s ear right when he was making his HOF speech!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Omg. Vogel sucks

  • Fun Boy 87

    At least Burnett looks goo so fars

  • okxcy 2.0

    Skip went to Vanderbilt
    that explains so much

  • hawkshaw

    has gubby alt come back

    • okxcy 2.0

      he drank Jim Jones’ purple koolaid

  • hawkshaw

    hope jordy alt is over 5′ 3′

  • hawkshaw

    ha ,three martinis gorms and yer still at work

    • hawkshaw

      pounding one out in the cubicle

  • hawkshaw

    well pack looked sloppy ,max is a player thou

  • okxcy 2.0
    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/6m3Ecbg.jpg[/img]

  • hawkshaw

    no breakfast,no lunch ,shot and a beer

    • hawkshaw

      well and those three vodka martinis

  • okxcy 2.0

    stafford is about to get fucked
    https://i.imgur.com/vx1Rc75.png

  • hawkshaw

    mathews better practice on the tackling dummy

  • Fun Boy 87

    suppppp

  • hawkshaw

    shaken not srirred .kraut

    • Fun Boy 87

      who cares if their drink is shaken or stired. gayyyy

      • hawkshaw

        schnapps boy

  • Fun Boy 87

    james bond ass motha fucka

  • hawkshaw

    james bond would never live in the suburbs

  • hawkshaw

    so jordy ,maybe pi can help you gey a dog mushing team

    • hawkshaw

      put them lazy house dogs to work

  • hawkshaw

    frozen brandy ,on a stick

  • Fun Boy 87

    James bond would never live on an Indian reservation

    • hawkshaw

      what would you know about a rez city boy

      • hawkshaw

        probally could regonize a rat

  • hawkshaw

    james bond sneers at rap music

    • hawkshaw

      basically your whole collection

      • Fun Boy 87

        Neg its hip hop, country, punk rock, Beethoven and some other fools, and rolling stones.

  • hawkshaw

    new shocks all the way around ,she don’t look like much but a 400 horse 88 suburban

    • hawkshaw

      pull your nova outta the ditch all day long

  • hawkshaw

    put some stones out .kraut

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls.

    • okxcy 2.0

      blu

      • hawkshaw

        three balls ,kraut

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley is working on a 72,000 word exposΓ© in which he reveals the shocking story of why mosley started to wear used womens underwear he bought out of a vending machine in Japan while in the military

    • Fun Boy 87

      All while I’m busy eating dairy

      • okxcy 2.0

        toot toot

        • Fun Boy 87

          Pretty much babe.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ill fart on your faget face

  • Fun Boy 87

    Idk why my wife said I’ve been annoying her all day shes only been home for like 2 n a half hours and said maybe…10 words total to her.

    • hawkshaw

      did you pass gas

      • Fun Boy 87

        Nah not yet

  • Fun Boy 87

    Women would kill to have me be their husband shes nuts.

  • hawkshaw

    yea hobbits are sexy

    • Fun Boy 87

      Iam

  • hawkshaw

    women ,sheesh

    • Fun Boy 87

      U aint kiddin

  • okxcy 2.0

    did those 10 words include “make me a porkchop sammich”

    • Fun Boy 87

      Nah

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fucking pi.

    • Mark Gormley

      He’s the worst.

      • okxcy 2.0

        literally wurst

  • Mark Gormley

    Good evening, anus ferrets.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I knew it.

      • Mark Gormley

        I just got homo a few minutes ago.

        • hawkshaw

          feed thr gerbil

          • Mark Gormley

            The rotti mix was hungry. But he’s a bit larger than a gerbil.

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley how is the exposΓ© coming along?

    • hawkshaw

      expose his junk in public ,quite well

      • Mark Gormley

        Indeed!

  • hawkshaw

    seattle prevert and street muscian

    • Mark Gormley

      And tree lover.

  • hawkshaw

    ran into the original seattle yuppie,hippies in 1975

    • Mark Gormley

      Lanzo?

      • hawkshaw

        naw ,rich ,and hippie

        • Mark Gormley

          Steve Jobs?

          • hawkshaw

            before him ,nice couple with money

          • hawkshaw

            young

          • Mark Gormley

            Lanzo’s dad?

  • Mark Gormley

    I just got a confusing, ominous message from Pu: “fart cum”

    • okxcy 2.0

      why would he find that confusing or ominous?

      • Mark Gormley

        Because you usually he would include heart and smiley emojis.

  • okxcy 2.0

    it is a little suspicious that you call pi by the same pet name as his woman does

    • okxcy 2.0

      it was actually pretty popular in 1906

      • hawkshaw

        pi,s women was born in 1906

        • okxcy 2.0

          nah 1891

  • okxcy 2.0

    mark knopfler or eric clapton

    • hawkshaw

      clapton and jj kale

      • okxcy 2.0

        wrong

        • hawkshaw

          any way the wind blows

  • hawkshaw

    clapton is getting old

    • Joe No

      getting? He has been old since the mid 90s

  • Pi

    This is my boy right here.
    http://i.imgur.com/re4khJH.jpg

  • okxcy 2.0

    pi(nis)

    • Pi

      Cockxcy.

  • okxcy 2.0

    trubisky is going to kiss stafford on november 19th
    book it

  • Pi

    Okxcy are you a gaymer?

    • okxcy 2.0

      i have raided uranus more times than you would believe

    • Joe No

      If by gaymer you mean does he have unprotected sex with wondering vagrants. Then absolutely.

      • okxcy 2.0

        more specifically unprotected sex with wandering vagrant mermen

  • okxcy 2.0

    i gayme so that my woman drinks

  • Pi

    My woman is the world’s biggest lightweight. She’s hammered off 2 drinks.

    • okxcy 2.0

      it’s the osteoporosis

      • Pi

        The liquor goes right to her artificial hip.

    • Joe No

      Ruffies tend to knock them down quicker

      • okxcy 2.0

        thanks for the tip cosby

  • Pi
  • okxcy 2.0

    5318008

  • Mark Gormley

    Guess who just installed two portable air conditioning units?

    • Mark Gormley

      Answer me, fart bugler.

      • Gubby

        Portable? Do you just plug them in?

        • Mark Gormley

          No. You have to hook up exhaust hoses to those frames that you jam in your window.

    • okxcy 2.0

      a real fart gargler

  • okxcy 2.0

    I ordered you a XXXXXL
    https://i.imgur.com/eSkF707.jpeg

    • Pi

      That won’t even touch his sides.

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re referring to yourself in third person now?

      • okxcy 2.0

        way to be ungrateful

        • Mark Gormley

          Pay is an ungrateful bitch. It’s very Lanzo of him.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pretty Pu is going to start using the royal we when talking about himself.

    • Pi

      Okxcy’s soul mate.
      http://i.imgur.com/swyW1dr.jpg

      • Mark Gormley

        You would have enjoyed some racism a nice Cambodian gentleman spewed at work yesterday. I was commenting on the $100,000 Mercedes he had driven into work that day.

        “It’s my wife’s car.”

        “That is an awesome car.”

        “Yeah, but we live in Burien (shitty neighborhood) and three of our children still live with us (who are all 30 years or older with kids of their own).”

        “Wow. Aren’t you worried someone’s gonna steal it?”

        “No. Almost all of our neighbors are from Southeast Asia. If any of you–any meth heads start coming around everyone notices.”

        I started laughing hysterically because I know exactly what he meant.

  • Pi
  • Gubby

    Pi, why are you awake. Isn’t it November in Canadia right now?

    • okxcy 2.0

      he’s probably in nigeria or kuala lampur

      • Gubby

        elitist jet setter

      • okxcy 2.0

        there are only so many lawyers in north america he can jew before he has to find new territory

    • Pi

      I found Okxcy’s father tonight.
      http://i.imgur.com/G8zFsd5.png

      • Mark Gormley

        This looks like a teacher I had in high school.

        • Mark Gormley

          But he wasn’t Asian. He was also an assistant football coach.

          • okxcy 2.0

            show us on droog’s doll where he touched you

          • Mark Gormley

            He coached the defensive backs. I was backup defensive lineman. But he did molest droog.

  • Gubby

    I just want to be up front and honest and tell you that I’ve been spending some time at SKA lately.

    • Mark Gormley

      Meh. I spend some time there in the evenings–especially during the weekends–because there are a bunch of left coast fagets like myself on there.

      • Gubby

        YOu bastard. How can you betray us like that?

        • Mark Gormley

          Because I am an amoral Seattle hipster who is sexually attracted to trees.

    • okxcy 2.0

      my condolences

  • Pi

    SKA sucks because Gormley visits there.

    • Gubby

      But Warve hangs there too so two negatives make a positive. Right?

      • okxcy 2.0

        bader is there which makes it a triple negative

    • Pi

      Goodnight gents.

      • okxcy 2.0

        don’t get slapped by a moose cock in your sleep

      • Mark Gormley

        You can’t drop an epic truth-bomb and then leave.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s unbecoming–even for a Canadian.

  • okxcy 2.0

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec consectetur id orci vel auctor. Suspendisse erat purus, consequat quis urna id, eleifend elementum nunc.

    • Mark Gormley

      Hehehe. You tricky bastard.

      • okxcy 2.0

        Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est

  • okxcy 2.0

    raise your hand if you haven’t molested droog

    • okxcy 2.0

      imagine that
      no raised hands

    • Mark Gormley

      I only have two hands, man. I can’t drop all of them.

  • Fun Boy 87

    sup

  • Pi
  • okxcy 2.0

    pi is it true that whenever jordy hugs someone he whispers “everytime I poop I think of you” in their ear?

  • okxcy 2.0

    time to get excited!
    https://i.imgur.com/xvNboOl.jpg

  • okxcy 2.0

    who else is stoked for some titans football tonight

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I’m watching the DCI from the Colts stadium

    • okxcy 2.0

      droog colonoscopy inspection?

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Shut up jive

        • okxcy 2.0

          kiss my butthole

    • Mark Gormley

      Drum Corps International. Mosley is fancy.

      • okxcy 2.0

        so he’s watching Stomp the Yard live?

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s watching a live action version of Drumline…but with less black people.

          • okxcy 2.0

            so no rhythm either

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Black people are overrated

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I know your gay ass would know what i was talking about Mark

    • Mark Gormley

      I’ve never actually been to one of those things, but, yes, I know what they are.

  • okxcy 2.0

    you should go visit jordy tonight

    • Mark Gormley

      You should stop leaving fiery crosses in people’s yards.

      • Mark Gormley

        Doesn’t feel so good being told what to do, does it?

        • okxcy 2.0

          you’ll regret this when the south rises again

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Jive suck Marks dick

    • okxcy 2.0

      jesus
      my condolences on your duck getting aids mark

    • Mark Gormley

      The people on SKA said that Jive was violently raped to death by a conspiracy of lemurs.

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I believe you

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Jive why are you back here ?

    • okxcy 2.0

      where is that turkey?

  • Mark Gormley

    BRB. I’ve gotta go take a massive Chicago Bears.

  • Pi

    Lions are always better.
    http://i.imgur.com/Qh0SFTt.jpg

  • okxcy 2.0

    pi your argument depends on someone named sabdino
    you might want to reconsider

    • Pi

      Your argument depends on your FACE.

      • okxcy 2.0

        100/100 would choose my face over sabdino

  • okxcy 2.0

    I am looking forward to the zeke butthurt tonight

    • Joe No

      I thought he punched that lady in the face not the buttock

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Pie?

    • Pi
      • Matt Mosley 69

        Chris is making me a kid on a new SKA NFCN board

        • okxcy 2.0

          is he making it with your wife?

          • Matt Mosley 69

            Who isn’t

          • okxcy 2.0

            πŸ™
            i’m sure my invite just got lost in the mail

  • okxcy 2.0

    pi is going to get rocked by Scott Tolzien tomorrow

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Already hired Warv to report on the north

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Mark gets a podcast with Vegas every week

      • okxcy 2.0

        it’s pretty clear that he doesn’t want the new site to be successful

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I’m going to make it great again

      • Matt Mosley 69

        Gubs can do a why Trump is great article every 5 minutes

      • Mark Gormley

        He looks like he is still going through puberty.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          You have to deal with him not me

  • Mark Gormley

    Oh Pu…

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Every year we will meet in North city and all the coke and hookers are on me

  • Pi

    Have him call me. I can teach him to do it badly.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Or you can pay me one hundred dollars to stay here

      • Pi

        I can pay you in Canadian money or Monopoly money.

        • Matt Mosley 69

          I don’t even see Canadian coins any more do they still make them ?

  • Gubby

    I’ve come to pay my respects.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      How is the wife and daughter ?

      • Gubby

        You sick fucker.

      • Gubby

        I kid. They are all good. Everyone is good. Life is boring as all fuck.

    • Mark Gormley

      No one respects Pu.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Are bike pants still in ?

      • Mark Gormley

        They never were.

        • Gubby

          They kind of were at one point though. 80’s or 90’s it was a lycra trend thing.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Did you do 90 miles today ?

      • Gubby

        zero today, some yard work though

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Are you still in chaturbate.com gubs?

  • Gubby

    They don’t have currency in Canada anymore. Totally socialist, just say please and thank you.

  • Pi

    Chaturbate.com / BolivianButtPirate

  • okxcy 2.0

    i’m more interested in the sister in law

    • Mark Gormley

      Liar. You’re more interested in your sister.

      • okxcy 2.0

        silly gormley
        haven’t you ever heard of the one child policy

  • K.

    when is the next radio show? I wanna be on it.

    • Pi

      Even if it’s just audio, women have to be nude.

      • K.

        i sleep nekked anyway.

      • okxcy 2.0

        we all know you and gormley do them naked too

  • K.

    how much is $90 in canadian $?

    • Gubby

      You can get a major organ transplant for about that much.

      • Pi

        This joke would have offended me but I just use my free healthcare to go get treated.

        • K.

          I need to get my wisdom teeth pulled. All 4. Gonna cost me $400.

          • Joe No

            In Canada its free, you only have to wait 3 years

          • Pi

            It said so on American TV so it must be true. CNN would never lie about anything…

          • Joe No

            CNN and Fox lie about everything.

          • K.

            Fox and CNN lies? What a load of Nothingbuger

          • Joe No

            β€œExcessively long wait times remain a defining characteristic of Canada’s health-care system, but this year is the longest we’ve ever seen and that should trouble all Canadians,” Bacchus Barua, senior economist at the institute, said.

            β€œLong wait times aren’t simply minor inconveniences, they can result in increased suffering for patients, lost productivity at work, a decreased quality of life, and in the worst cases, disability or death,” Barua said.

          • Pi

            I only waited 2.5 years.

          • K.

            only 2 teeth decayed in that time.

      • K.

        Oh snap! I am no longer the only black person on here!!!

    • Pi

      One billion dollars.
      http://i.imgur.com/8LK15Kb.gif

  • Pi

    America is the world’s best 27th ranked healthcare.
    https://www.numbeo.com/health-care/rankings_by_country.jsp

    • Pi

      Like Joe’s dad, you pay to suck.

    • Joe No

      Only because you are comparing garbage free services vs quality and expensive American services.

    • K.

      My issue with US healthcare is lobbyist making it harder to actually get treated at an affordable. cost. Went to the Dr. last month for a check up and the Nurse Practitioner kept ordering crap. They are not honest about cost to the patient.
      My dentist was the exact opposite. They checked my insurance before they did anything and told me if it was covered or not. Medical Dr. and Nurses should be required to do the same.

  • K.

    Actually, it’s more like $900 but my insurance is covering a portion. Actually, I am about to change insurance.

    $900 to fill 4 cavities is ridiculous

  • Pi

    Reesy how many jobs have you had since ESPN?

    • K.

      Damn. Let me count…

      1…2…6…9… 9….. 9… 10..

      Like 8

      • K.

        It seems like a lot more for some reason

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/2cdHJT2.gif[/img]

  • Matt Mosley 69

    So Reesy ?

    • K.

      What’s good in the hood, bruh

      • Matt Mosley 69

        I just got 2 gold teeth

  • Matt Mosley 69

    I haven’t been to a doctor since 1992

    • Joe No

      Your butt aids must be running rampant.

  • K.

    Damn. Have I really known you idiots that long? Since ESPN? Proves I have no life.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have to get 2 teeth pulled and a root canal its 174$ …. Reesy do you even have insurance

    • Mr. Horse

      A simple cap is $1900.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Jets titans7-3 score might be the least amount of points scored yet.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mr. Horse

      They’re selling independence,
      Nazis in the White House,
      Acid in digestion,
      Mortgage on my life,
      Mortgage on my life.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I like CCR but when I found out they were from california it killed me.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Before confederate flags were cool.
    Me and my friend would drive around listening to skynard with a confederare flag out of his bronco in white yuppie neighborhoods.
    We just wanted to piss off faget white yuppies.

    • Joe No

      I love the fact that most people who proudly display that flag, don’t realize that was never used as the confederate flag.

  • Pi
  • okxcy 2.0

    on a scale of 0-10 how bad has stafford looked?

    • Joe No

      I prefer the Stafford-Rodgers scale.
      He has looked like Stafford, so lots of room for improvement.

  • okxcy 2.0

    Stafford 2/3 for 36 yards and 1 int
    Sounds about right

    • Joe No

      Too be fair, he was wearing a new sports bra. He has to break it in first.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu 8 pewp.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Scott Tolzien…

    • okxcy 2.0

      making the Lions defense look good

    • Joe No

      >Stafford

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Finally the real preseason has started.

    • Mark Gormley

      Shut your whore mouth.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Isn’t it ironic that when Okxcy tries to sale “hole” or “whole” it gets pronounced “whore”?

        • Mark Gormley

          So you’re saying your wholey a hole and a whore?

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            You shall refer to me as “his holiness lord Pi”.

          • Mark Gormley

            You can go fuck yourself.

          • okxcy 2.0

            his whoriness Pi

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Better?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      Uranus is loses.

  • Joe No

    Its so odd the Loins, bears and VIkings backup QBs are so much better than their starters.

    • Mark Gormley

      It’s not odd.

  • okxcy 2.0

    abby plays for the lions now?

  • Mark Gormley

    I could really go for a burger right now. One of you should go grab me some Dick’s.

    http://www.ddir.com/

    • His Holiness Lord Pi
      • Mark Gormley

        His beard looks similar to my own.

      • Joe No

        That guy should invest in a bigger hat, that does nothing to stop the sun or rain.

  • okxcy 2.0

    I haven’t had meat since Tuesday
    now I understand why pi is so passive aggressive all the time

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Lawyer I know. Way to go Gorms.
    http://i.imgur.com/zeaqPzZ.jpg

  • okxcy 2.0

    boobs

  • Mark Gormley

    I hope you all realize that Lanzo died for your sins.

    • okxcy 2.0

      about time he did something for the common good

      • Mark Gormley

        Unfortunately, even his sacrifice could not atone for your Dixie-whistlin’ ass.

        • okxcy 2.0

          he halfasses everything

    • Joe No

      The only person who died for my sins was that nice mexican fellow that took the blame for my murder spree.

      • Mark Gormley

        Cris Carter likes this.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bahls.

  • okxcy 2.0

    rejoice for lanzo is no mo

  • Bartz

    I need to poop.

    • Mark Gormley

      You should use Pu.

  • Joe No

    I sit down whenever i hear the Canadian national anthem

    • Alias Number Oneβ„’

      Canadia has an anthem?

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Just let the negra play!

  • Mark Gormley

    *Looks around. Sees nothing.*

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuck you, Pu.

  • Joe No

    Canadas national anthem was written to celebrate bad hockey, bearded women and living in igloos

    • Mark Gormley

      Fun fact: the Canadian national anthem was written by Lanzo.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Which is why it’s the best of all time… after Borat’s rendition of Kazahkstan.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Praise be thy name of hockey.
    Hallowed be thy donuts…. (which “fun fact” is actually spelled “doughnuts” outside of lazy American vernacular).
    Sacred be thy free healthcare.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      His Holiness has spoken.

    • Joe No

      Putting useless letters in a word doesnt make it more special. You anususus face

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        What’s the name of the language again?
        Pretty sure those toothless chaps who think football is something else…. they decided how to spell words.

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    The fuck are lames up to?

    • Mark Gormley

      Calling JoeZo an asshole because he stole my food processor again.

      • Alias Number Oneβ„’

        Did you call the RCMP?

      • Joe No

        Im the nicest person here fuckface

        • Mark Gormley

          Nice people don’t steal kitchen appliances.

          • Joe No

            Redistribution of appliances, do you even democrat bro?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I just want you guys to know I believe in you.
    This is the year the Packers can finally put it all together and Capers finally has a top 31 defense.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      My trolling game is tighter than Gormley’s spending habits.

    • Joe No

      We may get lucky and he finally drops dead

  • Mark Gormley

    Just say no to vegan fart custard.

  • okxcy 2.0

    no MNF?

    • Mark Gormley

      Joe stole it.

      • okxcy 2.0

        goddamn mudslime bomb-building camel-jockey towelheaded jihadist goatfucking pube faced carpet kissing diaper headed shit handed fig gobbling clit-swiping Aladdin

        • Joe No

          Aladdin is white, disney was able to clean off all that stuff you said before him.

          • okxcy 2.0

            he wasn’t white at the beginning when he was poor
            after he got the girl he started michael jackson bleaching treatments

          • Joe No

            Thats true, white people tend to work hard and have money.

          • okxcy 2.0

            that explains why you’re so defensive about being arab

          • Joe No

            I can’t be muslim I don’t stone women and murder gays, its verifiable since Mosley is still alive.

          • okxcy 2.0

            we all know that if you could throw rocks to texas you would have already stoned mosley

      • Joe No

        Its not stealing if I think I deserve it.

  • K.

    1st day of the new job today

  • K.

    honey citrus shrimp over white rice . Side of sugar snap peas

    • okxcy 2.0

      white rice with some sort of creamed spinach and goat cheese concoction
      my gf isn’t a very good cook

    • Mr. Horse

      Mid rare pork butt roast, scorched asparagus, mashed potatoes
      Tomorrow night: hickory smoked St. Louis cut ribs, cornbread, hush puppies, potato salad, cole slaw

  • K.

    Watching Daria. 90’s nostalgia

    • Mark Gormley

      Joe stole my Netflix subscription.

      • Joe No

        Be a man and watch old episodes of AG
        [img]http://i.imgur.com/vTWccNd.gif[/img]

  • Joe No

    Thanks Mosley
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/duwgNiP.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley

    I see that Joe also stole one of Kerry Hyder’s Achilles tendons. Busy day for you, Joe.

    • okxcy 2.0

      he even stole lance armstrong’s good ball

      • Joe No

        I heard it stores steroids like a camel stores water

      • Mark Gormley

        That piece of shit never had a good ball.

        • Mark Gormley

          (I’m referring to Armstrong, not Joe.)

  • Mr. Horse

    Did Warvette die?

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes. But he has has risen and now posts on SKA.

      • okxcy 2.0

        fuckin droog

        • Mark Gormley

          You leave disabled wand-carrying Canadians out of this.

          • okxcy 2.0

            no, literally warv has devolved from fucking goats to fucking droog

          • Mark Gormley

            Maybe we should talk Pu into letting him come back.

          • okxcy 2.0

            droog?
            i love that guy
            last time he made mosley lactate cream soda

      • Mr. Horse

        I am disappoint.

    • Mark Gormley

      Wait. Where is your mod badge?

  • Hooza

    I thought he was being eaten alive by droog’s mom and loving it.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley email me pics of your tattoos someone o work with wants music notes and I said hpw cool yours was.
    Sanchowins87@gmail.com

    • Joe No

      Incoming dick picks. Lots of dick picks.

    • Mark Gormley

      Remind me this evening when I get homo from work.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anus.

  • R8Rnation

    Yo

    • Mark Gormley

      Good morning.

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Happy Tuesday Fuckers!

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Mark Gormley

      2 legit 2 shit.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        This is why your main man was elected.

        • Mark Gormley

          The woman who answered gyros is my favorite.

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            The smartest guy in the whole video is a clown.

          • Mark Gormley

            Pretty sure that was Droog.

          • Alias Number Oneβ„’

            Pretty sure I just burned a few 1000 brain cells watching this…

          • Mark Gormley

            You need more beer.

          • Alias Number Oneβ„’

            Agreed!

  • Mark Gormley

    Fart pubes.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • okxcy 2.0

      not our ROY!

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        Droog’s voodoo doll is working.

    • Mark Gormley

      Hopefully just a mild sprain.

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley is anus custard

    • Mark Gormley

      And you are fake news.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Joe No

      She is a dolphins cutler fan now

  • okxcy 2.0
  • okxcy 2.0
  • okxcy 2.0
  • Joe No

    Butt gifs?!?!
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/S1NeUGD.gif[/img]

  • Joe No
  • okxcy 2.0

    I bet gormley is still wearing pants
    what a fag

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m still at the office. You don’t need to rub it in.

      • Joe No

        The joy of not wearing pants is you can rub it out.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    i have a speedo on

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have shorts on

  • Fun Boy 87

    I start school Monday fellas.

  • Fun Boy 87

    So I’m gonna be M I fucking A

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      If you ever leave me again Ima kill you dead.

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley works at the kremlin

  • Matt Mosley 69

    so Jurdy

  • Joe No

    Every time Jordy says he is going back to school I think of this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y75-wJa7MQ

  • okxcy 2.0

    she bangs
    she bangs

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Good luck in 6th grade Jerdyth!

  • okxcy 2.0

    the bears signed the butt fumbler too?
    fuckin emery

    • Mark Gormley

      My pants are off now, ya bitch.

      • okxcy 2.0

        how does it feel knowing your junk was constricted for the last 3 hours and mine was swinging free?

        • Mark Gormley

          You are fake news. Fake news!

          • okxcy 2.0

            shutup CNN

          • Mark Gormley

            No. YOU are CNN.

          • okxcy 2.0

            well if you really want to be sean spicer…

          • Mark Gormley

            I am Lord Trump, loser.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • okxcy 2.0

      how many licks does it take mosley?

    • Mark Gormley

      Why is a train traveling on a road?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        More Jews to run over there.

        • Mark Gormley

          You’re one of those “good” Nazis that Trump talked up today.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls I’m not working tomorrow

    • Mark Gormley

      Pu doesn’t have balls.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Balls I’m still getting paid for it.

    • Fun Boy 87

      I took the day off balls

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m eating popcorn and reading my skool books.
    Balls.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    Jordy, you should give Lanzo a call tomorrow and catch up.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Hahshahabs BALLS

  • Fun Boy 87

    I was at school yesterday buying my books I was the shortest male. Kids are huge these days

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m gonna use my tablet once my ear wax remover thing is done.

    • Mark Gormley

      Pu has lost close to 50 tablets in his rectum over the last two weeks.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Ha vibrate mode

        • Mark Gormley

          He’s also got an entire server room in there.

          • Fun Boy 87

            Ha white house mode

  • Fun Boy 87

    My wife made fun of me bevause I want a lava lamp…..

  • Fun Boy 87

    I have an obsession with lights.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m a cool right left wingest

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m busy threating r8r

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Jordy, why don’t you give it all up to become a midget wrestler?

    • Fun Boy 87

      I could be jordy midget money mauweather

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pu r u naked

  • Fun Boy 87

    Nice I get amazom prome free for 6 momthd

    • Mark Gormley

      That was mine! Joe stole it from me.

    • K.

      Mike gets it for free.

      • Mark Gormley

        I use mine for work so it’s a tax writeoff.

    • K.

      Start watching a show called The Last Tycoon. It is very, very good.

  • K.

    meat sauce over penne pasta

  • Fun Boy 87

    Pork tenderloin bbq sandwich with gouda and sweet potato gnocchi

    • Fun Boy 87

      With cucumber salad

      • K.

        I think the dude didn’t bag my damn salad cause I couldn’t find it.

        • Fun Boy 87

          Bag a salad huh

          • K.

            Went grocery shopping on Sunday. Went to make a salad, looked in fridge and it was no where to be found.

          • Fun Boy 87

            No lettuce?!

  • K.

    87 –

    What is Chicagos homocide total?

    • Mark Gormley

      A number exponentially higher than Trump’s IQ and brain cell count put together.

      • K.

        I wonder if Obama will tweet about it tomorrow.

        • Mark Gormley

          I hope not. Trump is an unhinged moron and the only people who believe otherwise will never listen to Obama.

          • K.

            Obama doesn’t give a damn about what happens in Chicago.

            We listened to Obama for 8 years and we have nothing to show for it but a dude who can give a good speech. Funny he wants to comment about VA but not about the various murders in his own hometown.

          • Mark Gormley

            I thought you meant tweet about Trump’s disaster of a press conference today.

          • Mark Gormley

            What was he supposed to do? He was already being decried as would-be dictator who was wiping his ass with the Constitution. And, while the Dems did control both chambers for the first two years of his presidency, he then had to contend with a Congress led by a party that championed itself as the “Party of Hell No.”

          • Mark Gormley

            The violence in Chicago cannot be solved through any executive order. Hell, the government alone can’t solve it anyhow.

  • K.

    Starbucks chocolate chip croissant be bangin’

  • Fun Boy 87

    Balls chocolate be banging pus butthole

    • Fun Boy 87

      Sorry pu’s
      Posessive

  • Fun Boy 87

    Man I’m still so happy I tested out of having to take 2 non credited english classes now I only take 1

    • Fun Boy 87

      Leaves me with more classes my last semester

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    evening noel

    • Mark Gormley

      Who dat?

      • Fun Boy 87

        Patrick

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    evening jordy

    • Fun Boy 87

      Please sir call me Tim

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        Evening timothy

        • Fun Boy 87

          Evening Nathan Costalottamoney

          • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

            if i had a dime for every time i’ve heard that, i’d have a lot of money

  • R8Rnation

    Yo

    • Fun Boy 87

      Oy

      • Mark Gormley

        You stole my line!

  • R8Rnation

    I got a haircut

    • Mark Gormley

      Did you get the Kim Jong Un?

      • R8Rnation

        Basically

        • Mark Gormley

          In order to honor our own Dear Leader, I am going to get some unnatural looking combover haircut.

          • R8Rnation

            Ew

  • Mark Gormley

    All that being said, Reesy: Rahm Emanuel is a huge piece of shit.

    • Fun Boy 87

      What happened now

      • Mark Gormley

        Just referring to the violence endemic to Chicago’s South Side.

    • R8Rnation

      Reesy is lost to us. She’s brainwashed.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Duck I’m dozing off

    • Mark Gormley

      You motherducker.

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    So R8r

    • Mark Gormley

      Yes.

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        are you ready to accept my love?

        • R8Rnation

          No

          • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

            one day

          • R8Rnation

            I like your optimism

        • Mark Gormley

          I am. If you are ready to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

          • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

            hell naw

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    r8r, you’re so quick to reject :*(

  • okxcy 2.0

    how deep is your love?

  • R8Rnation

    I am tired

    • okxcy 2.0

      well then have a nap
      and zen fire ze missles!

      • R8Rnation

        Em, what?

        • okxcy 2.0

          were you not a child in the 90’s?

          • R8Rnation

            I was never a child, don’t be ridiculous

  • Mark Gormley

    Henderson and I are going to Burning Man next year.

    • R8Rnation

      Ooh i wanna go too

      • Mark Gormley

        We’re not actually going.

        • R8Rnation

          Pussies

  • R8Rnation

    We’ll ask my mom to see if her drug dealer has hallucinogens

  • R8Rnation

    I’m too tired to eat or take out the trash or give the cat his shot

  • Mark Gormley
  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/VQ7MM0b.jpg[/img]

  • R8Rnation

    Why is toast 100000000 x better than bread

    • Joe No

      Ones limp and white, the other is hard and black?

      • R8Rnation

        What is wrong with you

        • Joe No

          I’m replying to a question. If your mind finds a way to make it dirty its on you.

    • Mark Gormley

      My office is located inside of a WWII era steel plant. The afternoons are filled with the familiar smells of bread browning in the toasted. I have no idea why that is, but I am sure it isn’t healthy.

      • okxcy 2.0

        it’s jews

      • Joe No

        better than burnt popcorn, worst smell next to Warvettes beard.

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    We’re going to burning man, mark?

    • Mark Gormley

      If your parents will sign the fucking permission slip.

  • R8Rnation

    I can’t wait to y’alls costumes

    • okxcy 2.0

      they’re going as jay cutler

      • Mark Gormley

        You dick! It was supposed to be a surprise.

        • Joe No

          Wow are you actually taking up smoking for cosplay?

          • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

            yes sir

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        motherfucker

  • Joe No

    Detroit Lions “detest and disavow” any use of their logo associated with Saturday’s event in Charlottesville

    Those who smelt it dealt it, you should be ashamed PI.

  • Fun Boy 87

    What does gay balls smell like balls

  • Fun Boy 87

    I kod you not if I could of I would of taken a picture. But on my english entrance exam they had a fix this sentence about the lions moving to the silverdome and then having a shitty record

    • VWCAU

      when did you turn into a gay Canadian?

  • R8Rnation

    ??

    • VWCAU

      ???

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Good morning mandingos.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I’m here for the Jordache goes back to school comedy.

    • okxcy 2.0

      only from the waist down

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    We have her relatives visiting from Scotland today. Taking those degenerate fucks to Niagara Falls.

    • Brew_City

      your woman is scottish? She a ginger?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        I found her in the retirement home with Alzheimer’s. Who knows.

  • Brew_City

    I’d like to line up everyone crying or bitching about Colin Kaepernick on the radio, twitter, facebook, whatever and kick them all straight in the nuts.

    • VWCAU

      racist

      • Brew_City

        yes there are many racist hurt little whitey’s I agree. Fuckin snowflakes

        • VWCAU
          • Brew_City

            He’s the biggest snowflake of them all

          • VWCAU

            that’s the first image that came up when i searched for snowflake plow.

          • VWCAU

            Although the chick in the middle of the low appears to have a nice rack.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    At least the Tebow mania has subsided.
    Kaepernick may have sucked but at least he looked like a star every time he played Capers defense.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I can still see Erik Walden taking a bad angle and then watching him somehow collect $4 mill per season from the Colts.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        And I’m a Lions fans so I would know bad tackling when I see it.

    • VWCAU

      You MOTHAFUCKA

    • Brew_City

      I just can’t wrap my head around someone being mad at him for what he did. Like who gives a flying fuck

      • VWCAU

        Probably people who have relatives that died for this country and view the national anthem as a tribute to them.

        • Brew_City

          Then they should be equally mad at all the fuckin retards in the stands sitting on their phones or in line for beer during the national anthem. Thousands per stadium

          • VWCAU

            Probably hard to single those people out like a player who is one of a few on the field.

          • Brew_City

            probably.. especially when you’re an idiot.

          • VWCAU

            I’ve had someone yell at me at Lambeau for not taking my hat off that I forgot that I was even wearing at the time. People get pretty sensitive about that stuff sometimes.

          • Brew_City

            ya people are sensitive little snowflakes who let shit like songs give them a reason to be racist

          • Brew_City

            A song that was racist in origin

      • Brew_City

        They act like her personally drove to their house, shit in their pillow case, and pissed in their cereal

  • okxcy 2.0

    if only the Lions had the balls to sign Kaepernick
    then maybe they’d be able to beat the Packers

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    If you’re not patriotic then you’re one of them…

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I have been protesting the Canadian anthem for 2 decades but sadly no one has noticed.

      • VWCAU

        Well to be fair, it is a pretty gay song. Probably why you proudly display the rainbow colors. You should stop protesting and enjoy your anthem.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        It’s all just a big game of “Simon Says” that governments use to control people.
        Simon says stand up. Simon says sing the song. Simon says hold your baseball cap over your heart. Simon says song’s done, sit down. Simon says give us your tax dollars so we can squander it on hookers and blow.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          Actually come to think of it, I agree with that last part.

          • VWCAU

            Isn’t it hookers and crack in Canada? That Toronto Mayor really liked to party.

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            He was the only politician that I agreed with.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Alright Brew they get here in 2 hours. How much weed should I smoke to cope?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      They’re cousins of hers that she’s only met twice.
      We know nothing about them except that they like free rent abroad.

      • VWCAU

        You are letting them stay with you? Jesus.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          I couldn’t argue. I’m not a real man. I just sell shit on the internet.

          • VWCAU

            I hope your place is pretty big. That would be weird having someone you’ve met twice in your life staying with you. But if you could lock them up in the basement or something I could probably be ok with that.

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            Our house is on the smaller side. I want a bigger one but this one is paid off. Paying mortgages is pretty gay.
            Let’s just say they’ll hear us bang.

          • VWCAU

            Maybe you can let them join in on the bang sesh.

    • okxcy 2.0

      all of it

    • Brew_City

      3 or 4 bowls

  • okxcy 2.0

    only stupid people need a reason to be racist

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Shut up you bad driving slanty eyed chinky gook.

      • okxcy 2.0

        don’t make me end you
        https://i.imgur.com/5woFeT2.gif

        • okxcy 2.0

          that’s right, plot twist
          I’m actually a tiny asian grandma

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            Somehow I always knew that.

          • okxcy 2.0

            that’s why you’re so attracted to me

  • VWCAU

    Pi, did your girl at least show you pictures of the cousins coming to visit? I hope they are women.

  • okxcy 2.0
  • Joe No

    Pi why do you have a paid off home i thought canada bought all if its citizens free igloos

  • Mark Gormley

    Dammit! Joe stole my picnic basket.

    • Joe No

      The only rhing i would steal from you is your anal virginity

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I bought my igloo straight cash homey.
    http://i.imgur.com/PZ3BF96.png

  • Mark Gormley

    Are you going to make your famous vegan fart custard for your cousins, Pu?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Why on Earth would Joe think you have anal virginity?

      • Joe No

        I am an optimist today

      • Mark Gormley

        Because he’s a stupid American just like the rest of us.

    • Brew_City

      He’s gonna make Kale Strudels

      • Mark Gormley

        I installed an air conditioning unit in your closet.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu is Al Gore.

    • Joe No

      Pi complains about global warming and tells people to cut back on resources and the you find out he has 3 homes and uses as much electricity as 20 families? What a pos.

      • Mark Gormley

        But he invented the Internet!

        • Joe No

          True, porn thanks him

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley once chugged 3 gallons of fermented dung beetle larvae
    he did this to one-up pi who enjoys a glass of raw vegan organic moose urine each night before bed

    • Joe No

      I heard the moose urine makes your immune system tough, and it has a great aftertaste

      • okxcy 2.0

        pi swears it is an amazing hair conditioner too
        but he may just enjoy moose golden showers

    • Mark Gormley

      I’m a fierce competitor and I will not apologize for that.

  • Joe No

    Blue gatorade is the best gatorade

  • Fun Boy 87

    Cum creme brulee for all!

  • Pi’s Illegitimate Buttbaby

    Bwahahahaha shittiest blog EVER!! FAG

    • okxcy 2.0

      if you’re going to talk shit about SKA at least do it to their faces

      • Joe No

        Is he going to make room between their faces and those mens pelvic area?

    • Mark Gormley

      Hi Lanzo.

  • Mark Gormley

    Didn’t realize Lanzo traveled as far as Ohio…
    https://twitter.com/ap/status/897888462346571776

  • Fun Boy 87

    Lanzo is a mans man. Balls.

  • The Potato Proudfoot Rodriguez

    I’m here for the gang bang.

    • okxcy 2.0

      down the hall
      second door on your left

      • The Potato Proudfoot Rodriguez

        I may haven’t have been on this site in over a year, but I know you lyin.

        • Mark Gormley

          Yeah. Okxcy is fake news.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Wooooo

    • Joe No

      Gang bang start every hour cept when gormley is doing his muslim prayer time. Those start 15 after.

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t want that and I have no idea why anyone else would. I’m fucking gross, dude.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I love potato rodriguez

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gonna FAP and fap

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuck I forgot what potato Rodriguez went as before.

  • Alright, the potato got moldy.
    I’m back and better than ever.

    • Joe No

      I dont know you, i can only assume you are an illegal immigrant taking hard working american fap posters jerbs

      • Mark Gormley

        Are you calling him a Lanzo?

        • Joe No

          Im not that cruel

      • No, I swear, I hate jews, muslims, china men, and I want factory jobs to cycle into the American economy.

        • Joe No

          You forgot mentioning how shitty the bears are, you terrorist.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Gormley the one day I miss work they have an employee meeting on what we need to make work easier.
    Some dick head asked for a dumpster but not too big not too small and some other bullshit.

    • Fun Boy 87

      The guy is such an idiot and tried to sound smart all the time. But didnt know what ratio meant or was.

      • Mark Gormley

        You should fart on him.

  • What’s the difference between a shitty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

    • okxcy 2.0

      mosley

  • K.

    My throat is semi-scratchy

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu is being a total dick. He’s threatening to ban me if I don’t lay off the smack.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Smells like coco cock in here.

    • okxcy 2.0

      vegas puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again

      • Fun Boy 87

        Teeehehehehe

  • Mark Gormley
    • okxcy 2.0

      7 strong!

      • Mark Gormley

        Biggest protest ever, Okxcy.

        • okxcy 2.0

          trumps inauguration was at least 3.5x bigger

          • Mark Gormley

            Nonsense. It was over 4.5x bigger. Bigly!

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuck Lenin.

    • Mark Gormley

      Lenin=Hitler…apparently.

      • Joe No

        To be fair why aren’t Jefferson and Washington Monuments being torn down, both owned slaves.

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s a good question, Fox News.

          • Joe No

            I’m not the one who calls everyone racist, why don’t people have a problem with the founding fathers

          • Mark Gormley

            All sorts of false things here. I don’t call everyone racist. I do have a problem with anyone owning for slaves. However, while they didn’t do anything to abolish slavery themselves, neither one of them went to war to defend the institution of slavery. And, furthermore, the statue of REL isn’t so much about his legacy, as it is that of the Confederacy.

          • Joe No

            Owning slaves is cool unless you talk about owning slaves, got it.

          • Joe No

            All men are created equal, cept those guys we have chained in our basement. These are ok guys.

          • Mark Gormley

            Again. That’s not what I said. But have fun.

          • Mark Gormley

            Not what I said. But thanks for playing.

          • Joe No

            You think they aren’t bad guys because they just did what everyone else was doing. If you see someone being murdered and you just walk past, you are a bad dude.

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/RssQOKi.jpg[/img]

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lanzo

  • Fun Boy 87

    The white house was built by slaves. Even michey Obama said that tear it down have it built by illegals.
    The true American way

  • Fun Boy 87

    Just make the south go away they promoted slavery. Cancel them from the country

    • Joe No

      I say anyone who was a slave should be paid 1b dollars by the government, and everyone who wasn’t should realize if you want a better life you need to work for it. Not wait for handouts.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

      • okxcy 2.0

        I’m a wage slave
        I’ll take my $1billion anytime

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    It’s a Samsquanch.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Admit it. Back in the day you all watched Harry and The Hendersons.

      • Joe No

        I think I was like 6 when that was on TV and John LIthgow scared the shit out of me.

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          He still does.

  • Joe No

    I’m totally rooting for the Browns to lose to the Packers in the SB, they deserve a decent team.

  • R8Rnation
    • Mark Gormley

      Where dis?

      • R8Rnation

        The garden behind my work. I usually work in it on Thursdays but i have an event tomorrow night.

        • R8Rnation

          These are the baby corn rows

          • Mark Gormley

            Sure…. I know you’re totally not growing weed. *Wink.*

          • R8Rnation

            I’m not a fucking hippy

          • Mark Gormley

            I know. *Wink.*

          • R8Rnation

            We’re planting the three sisters. (Corn, beans, squash.) No funny business.

  • R8Rnation

    Wanna know something crazy? I called the sheriff to tow a car in front of my house. The deputy has called me 3 times now. And the last time he was off and we chatted for 30 minutes.

    • Mark Gormley

      Why are you narcing out Mosley?

      • R8Rnation

        Dude I’m hella boughie now

        • Mark Gormley

          My Mom and Stepdad live in a pretty shitty neighborhood in Southwest Denver. She said they just now got the cops to basically shut down the meth operation across the street.

          • R8Rnation

            There is no crime in my HOA. My life has totally changed.

  • R8Rnation

    But serious. This is how pornos start. I hope he’s cute. But omg. A pig. I would be so embarrassed to tell anyone.

    • Mark Gormley

      There are plenty of nice cops out there.

      • Mark Gormley

        But, if he has a Blue Lives Matter pin on, kick him in the nuts for me.

        • R8Rnation

          Anyways he’s a sheriff and not a cop

      • R8Rnation

        No there are not. There are nice people who become cops. And then they are pigs.

  • R8Rnation

    Bbl my phone is fixing to die

    • Mark Gormley

      Peace out!

      • R8Rnation

        ☺☺

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    R8R is banging a cop as we speak.
    Obviously she prefers Canadian beef but has to settle for what’s immediately available.

  • R8Rnation

    I know the real sheriff tho. She’s cool. She opposes racial profiling and SB4.

    • Mark Gormley

      So, he’s an alt-left terrorist?

      • R8Rnation

        SHE

        • Mark Gormley

          That’s even worse.

          • R8Rnation

            Sally Hernandez. Manicure always on point.

  • K.

    What’s going on in here?

    • Mark Gormley
      • K.

        Damn. Did he really get that fat?

        P.S. White aint a good color on you, bruh.

        • R8Rnation

          Is that white tho?

        • Mark Gormley

          From what I’ve read, he had lapband surgery, but something got messed up and they removed it.

          • K.

            He had to make room for his meat and potatoes. So long lapband.

    • R8Rnation

      Chilling. I’m charging my phone and making lamb chops.

      • K.

        OOOOOOHH! Lamb chops. FANCY!!

        • R8Rnation

          I got them for when my folks were visiting but we ended up going out the night i wanted to cook them

  • R8Rnation

    I have to call the sheriff bc we don’t have cops being outside city limits. It’s basically paradise.

  • R8Rnation
    • Mark Gormley

      Trolling Pi. Excellent.

    • K.

      Garlic mash potatoes and brussels sprouts would be good side dishes.

      • R8Rnation

        U right

  • Mark Gormley

    My Dad is visiting this weekend. But he’s a vegetarian these days. Well, he can have fish, but he hates fish.

    • K.

      Everything is pro vegan these days. i just realized that the other day while I am making meatballs spaghetti.

      • Mark Gormley

        Seattle is a great place for him to visit. Lots of excellent vegetarian restaurants and different Asian cuisines.

        • K.

          It’s funny because when I have the chance to eat Thai or Vietnamese food, I usually go vegetarian. I will eat the hell out of some Pho with no meat.

          Mmmmmhmmmm….

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    You guys eat like savages who want be dead by 37.

    • Mark Gormley

      Donald Trump eats nothing but fast food and burnt-to-hell steaks, and that dude is NEVER going to die.

    • R8Rnation

      2oz servings of lamb is not savage. It’s good taste.

  • R8Rnation

    Gorms you and J should visit me. But obvi not when you see a sheriffs car parked out front.

    • Mark Gormley

      She’s never been to Austin before and I’ve never visited as an adult. Maybe sometime next year when I can actually take a day off. πŸ™

  • Mark Gormley

    Also, Pu, you are one to talk: that vegan fart custard you love is really, really unhealthy.

    • Joe No

      Its all about the Atkins, they suggest a 16 oz steak for dinner.

  • K.

    When is the next radio show?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Add me as a Facebook friend so we can sort details.

      • Mark Gormley

        Ingrate.

      • K.

        I don’t have a FB

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          Do you even internet?

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t get owned by a Canadian, Reesy. It’s worse than being owned by an Amish person.

          • K.

            No. I still use phone books in fact.

          • Mark Gormley

            Pu stores those in his rectum. Though not by choice.

  • Mark Gormley

    You should also stop shoveling so much “pootine” down your gullet.

  • K.

    Da hell? —–>

    • Mark Gormley

      He had a permit, Reesy.

    • R8Rnation

      I can’t seeeeee

  • R8Rnation

    I brought my work home but I’m not in the mood. Tomorrow another eyeball consultation, for the third this month.

  • Joe No

    Finally found out where Gormley works
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/oBVLET0.jpg[/img]

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Well we’re off to Niagara Falls. Enjoy your day kiddos. Papa will be home soon.

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut your whore mouth, Pu.

    • Bartz

      ohhh laying the smack down… When does the pegging start???

      • Brew_City

        high noon

  • Mr. Horse
    • Joe No

      I still dont get how sitting down helps anyone. It sure seems like its making both extreme sides more violent. With the majority simply getting annoyed. Why dont these guys start protesting where black on black crime and single motherhood are a problem instead of nationwide vague finger pointing at all cops and white people.

      • Brew_City

        cuz to them the police problems and discrimination are what’s causing the poverty and crime

        • Joe No

          What discrimination do they face that prevents them from moving from poor to middle class?

          • Brew_City

            “to them”. I don’t know exactly they pinpoint.

      • K.

        Because some people refuse to be accountable for their actions. Easier to blame others for all your problems

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    I didn’t know lack of personal motivation, work ethic, and ethics in general was discrimination.

  • Mark Gormley

    I bet Jordy loves Taylor Swift to do something like this:

    https://twitter.com/joshkeown/status/898178878124023809

  • K.

    The world is better with football in our lives

    • okxcy 2.0

      canadian football is an abomination

      • K.

        You like Canadian bacon?

        • Mark Gormley

          What’s the point when bacon bacon exists?

          • K.

            Sometimes, I wish I could go back to eating pork but I just can’t.

      • Mark Gormley

        Canada alone is an abomination.

        • K.

          Stop lyin’. I bet you like Canadian rap .

          • Mark Gormley

            Snow was the shit.

  • K.

    If the NFL continue to report on players not standing to the anthem, watch their rating will continue to dive.

    IMO – the Patriots SB comeback saved the 2016-2017 NFL season.

    Don’t give a flyin’ df@#*#($ about black players sitting —>

    • Seems like free speech to me. Let’s all just hate who we want to hate and leave it at that.

      • Mark Gormley

        I can’t see your new name without thinking about former NFL offensive lineman Tyler Polumbus.

        • He’s a has-been. A never-was. I’m an always-and-forever.

          • Mark Gormley

            He’s about my age and the high school he attended is maybe a 20 minute drive from where I grew up.

          • Mark Gormley

            So I will never forget Tyler Polumbus–unless you change your name again.

  • Mark Gormley

    Hey Okxcy, guess what?

    • okxcy 2.0

      your biggest customer was a huge dick today

      • Mark Gormley

        Nope. Guess again.

      • okxcy 2.0

        i mean this figuratively and literally

    • okxcy 2.0

      you don’t eat pork?

      • Mark Gormley

        Nope. Fuck you, that’s what.

  • Joe No

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/KCK98qk.png[/img]

    • Mark Gormley

      Shouldn’t Pu be holding a similar poster?

      • Joe No

        he is the one on the far left holding the sign.

  • okxcy 2.0

    I guess gormley finally realized I pissed in his cereal this morning

    • Joe No

      I don’t see how this would detract him from enjoying it.

      • Mark Gormley

        It’s still better than your fucking cereal.

    • Mark Gormley

      I pewped in all of yer pants. But then, after I had already left, I remembered that you don’t wear pants.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Joe No

      Eww Deadspin.

      • Mark Gormley

        “I think that elephant just left room because a little mouse ran in here. Didn’t they elephants is scared of mouses or something? That motherfucker left, cousin.”

  • okxcy 2.0

    plumbus doesn’t have fucking cereal

    • Mark Gormley

      Sad!

  • Joe No

    I hope Cutler turns into an all star in Miami.

    • Mark Gormley

      It would be hilarious.

      • Mark Gormley

        But I’m not sure if Jeff George 2.0 can change his stripes.

        • Mark Gormley

          It will be more of, “He looks pretty good,” and, “No turnovers so far, maybe he’s turned the page,” until the fans hopes are soaring high enough and then he’ll throw a pick that loses a critical game for them.

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Cutler > Rodgers

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas
  • okxcy 2.0

    jay already looking like a sour puss

  • okxcy 2.0

    I farted in a jar
    the auction begins at $1,500

    • Mark Gormley

      American or Canadian?

      • okxcy 2.0

        no monopoly money accepted

        • Mark Gormley

          Give it time. That’ll be our money pretty soon unless someone can get our baby president to stop crying.

          • okxcy 2.0

            it’s already happened

          • Mark Gormley

            Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • Mark Gormley
    • Joe No

      I like your hair do Mark
      [img]http://i.imgur.com/6LUsTcu.png[/img]

      • Mark Gormley

        Neat!

        • Joe No

          I knew you’d love it.

          • Mark Gormley

            Neat!

  • okxcy 2.0

    lol mosley

  • K.

    baked tortilinni

    • Mark Gormley

      Baked tortoise. It’s gross, but it’s expensive.

      • K.

        WTF? I wouldn’t even know were to buy that from. Unless you…

        OH GOD!

  • K.

    HAHA! —–>
    Goodness

  • K.

    87 been quiet

    • Joe No

      Its because he is some Harvard elite school guy now

      • Mark Gormley

        Don’t forget how much time he has to spend in the morning to get his juggalo face paint on point.

  • okxcy 2.0

    jordy is building a poopcicle empire

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Bartz

      Morning

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pu.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Peeeeee u

  • Brew_City
    • Mark Gormley

      Nice double trolling of Pu here.

  • Mark Gormley
  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Solo mission…

  • Mark Gormley

    Why is Treadwell being trolled by his own team?

    https://twitter.com/vikings/status/897615845140123648

  • okxcy 2.0

    ingrown pubic hairs

    • Mark Gormley

      You shouldn’t be sharing Pu’s medical records.

      • okxcy 2.0

        don’t tell me what I should and shouldn’t do

  • hawkshaw

    first martini ; penis lickers

    • Joe No

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/BPvlBgL.jpg[/img]

  • Mark Gormley
    • Mark Gormley

      He told me that my stash would be safe and secure with him.

  • K.

    So Kaep is getting his own exhibit at some black museum.

    Life is interesting.

    • Joe No

      Is it going to be about his awful NFL career or his race baiting social life?

      • K.

        Worse. Hime being unemployed because he’s (half) black.

  • hawkshaw

    the hebrew hammer should have it;s own exhibit

    • K.

      Ryan Braun?

      • hawkshaw

        gormley is the hebrew hammer

  • hawkshaw

    pi is the white walker king ,dead in the bed

  • hawkshaw

    so according to liberals ,every white man is a racist, i agree

  • okxcy 2.0

    schlubs

  • hawkshaw

    so ,every white man is a racist ,i agree

  • hawkshaw

    white man will be the minority in america by 2020

    • hawkshaw

      also white horses are rare

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’m here to troll natives.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      We went to a native village called Ska-Nah-Doht today.
      Unfortunately there was no land left to take.

      • hawkshaw

        did you rape the inhabitants

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          You can’t rape the roofied.

          • okxcy 2.0

            natives have been conditioned to roll over and enjoy it

  • hawkshaw

    canadia must have swelled by 30% what with american democrats

  • hawkshaw

    lions 1-0 woo ,hoo

  • hawkshaw

    i am a international redskin ,polish blackberry

  • hawkshaw

    read a nfl review today ,lions are mired in mediocre ,ha,ha

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I read an nfl review today on a professional sports website that say all Packers fan eat bowls of dicks for breakfast.

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        And by “professional sports website” I mean this one.
        And by “review” I mean a random blogger’s comment.

      • hawkshaw

        ska

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Alright I’ll be back in a bit to tell you folks about my journey to Niagara Falls and Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

    • hawkshaw

      mediocre

  • hawkshaw

    9-7 raise the hopes ,8-8 mediocre , 7-9 losers

    • okxcy 2.0

      start 4-0 then go 0-12

  • hawkshaw

    white racist pricks ,ok jews can be expelled ,germans well obviously included,well that leaves every other white race

  • hawkshaw

    seems every other white race tryed to make a colony

  • hawkshaw

    white man a minorty in our lifetime we could see it

    • okxcy 2.0

      there is a difference between “not the majority” and being a minority

      • hawkshaw

        true un has no power

  • hawkshaw

    drop a nuke on pygong what is china gonna do

    • okxcy 2.0

      waste of a good nuke

  • hawkshaw

    friday night loving ,pi had to go find some bear grease

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo yo yo. Setting up my office. Hows the words turds

    • hawkshaw

      eat red meat

      • Fun Boy 87

        Did yesterday

        • hawkshaw

          good man ,how do suburnite

  • Fun Boy 87

    I gotta do some online orientation to learn to skewl on the lime.

  • okxcy 2.0

    I had a no wipe shit earlier
    it was like mosley reached out of my toilet and licked me clean

    • hawkshaw

      gross

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m good hawk. Took apart a broken snow blower a neighbor gave us said he got a new one and didnt bother to get that one fixed.
    Took apart the carburetor and exhaust system amd started right up.

    • Fun Boy 87

      Need to clean out the lines and it should work. Only stays running when choke is on. Gonna drain the lines tomorrow

    • hawkshaw

      i put three old dressers to the curb ,neighbor took them before the garbageman

      • Fun Boy 87

        Thats how I got my desk Craigslist free

  • okxcy 2.0

    who’s ready to watch lacy run wild on the vikings (again)

    • Fun Boy 87

      I might par take Idk I’m even more uninterested in football this year than last. Too much nonsense. Only care about the pack

      • okxcy 2.0

        i’m hoping a wild gubby appears

  • Fun Boy 87

    Needa crawl around crawl spacr and find some cords brb lads

  • hawkshaw

    ok fun boy 9,000 new roof .7300 fix bowed wall in basement

    • hawkshaw

      enjoy home ownership

      • Fun Boy 87

        Enjoy not knowing how to do it yourself

  • R8Rnation

    I always think I’m ordering a normal amount of Chinese food but then it arrives and nope! Food for 5.

    • hawkshaw

      yer the size of a chinese ,should know

    • okxcy 2.0

      vegas keeps paying them to bring extra in the hopes you’ll invite him over

  • R8Rnation

    Dang i need some hot sauce brb

  • Fun Boy 87

    Only shit I dont do is plumbinh or elecyric. But I did some minor electric work moving outlets and moving ceiling light fixtures myself. And plumbing i fixed thr toilet. Installing a new one. Expanding some pipes to drywall the rest of the laundry room

  • Fun Boy 87

    And I’m doing a repair on our broken driveway next year πŸ™‚ it’ll look brand new. πŸ™‚

  • Fun Boy 87

    And going to do some tuck pointing on our chimney in fall and re do our front steps πŸ™‚

    For…..COST OF MATERIAL ONLY.

  • hawkshaw

    i am destroying chocolte ice cream and birthday cake

    • okxcy 2.0

      that’s not ice cream

    • Joe No

      I now want an oreo blizzard

  • hawkshaw

    grandson turned eight today ,horay

    • okxcy 2.0

      time for a 30.06

      • hawkshaw

        maybe start slow 22

        • okxcy 2.0

          8 is old enough for a real gun

  • Fun Boy 87

    i just set up my desk this is so weird to be typing on a real keyboard, i feel like my spelling might be a bit better.

  • hawkshaw

    first hunt 303 british at thirteen

  • Fun Boy 87

    i have fap on my computer monitor, my laptop, my cell phone and my tablet (i can even put it on my regular everyday tablet too if needed)

  • Fun Boy 87

    and i have a lazy boy as my desk chair.

    • okxcy 2.0

      sounds awesome

  • hawkshaw

    birthday cake and uce cream gives you a rush

    • hawkshaw

      must be the frosting

  • hawkshaw

    give us a old stones ,gordy

    • Fun Boy 87

      on it

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87
    • hawkshaw

      cool leather

  • hawkshaw

    good job man

    • Fun Boy 87

      more?

      • hawkshaw

        yes ,please

  • Fun Boy 87
  • Fun Boy 87

    sorry mid 1960s rolling stones is my favorite.

  • Fun Boy 87

    the bluesy garageish is goo

  • okxcy 2.0

    is bilgewater even in the nfl anymore?

    • Fun Boy 87

      god has plans for him i guess accordin g to his twitter

  • R8Rnation

    87, we so boughie now

  • R8Rnation

    Tomorrow I’m getting my numbers painted on the curb. Sparkly silver.

    • okxcy 2.0

      36-24-36

  • okxcy 2.0

    jordy is that astroturf?

    • Fun Boy 87

      n ah green carpet for my packers section

  • hawkshaw

    36 is huge hips

    • Fun Boy 87

      im a size 36

      • hawkshaw

        32 for me

        • hawkshaw

          fat boy

          • Fun Boy 87

            skinny ass hole

  • Fun Boy 87
  • hawkshaw

    phat red necks

  • hawkshaw

    there have been obese blues players

  • okxcy 2.0

    I’m getting fat

    • okxcy 2.0

      fucking desk job

      • hawkshaw

        you should marry a nasty wife

        • okxcy 2.0

          she is definitely dirty

  • hawkshaw

    any way the wind blows

  • hawkshaw

    crash landing ,whitey

  • Fun Boy 87

    Cradle my balls and suck my yard stick.

    • hawkshaw

      whity

  • Mr. Horse
    • hawkshaw

      95 year ild ezikiel mises another practice

    • Detroit Steve

      jealous

  • Fun Boy 87

    PFL.
    Political football league.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Whays the point of watching? Its all about who did what before the game. Not during play

  • hawkshaw

    who cares ,what happened with the kraut on the vikings

    • Fun Boy 87

      Bradford is Asian and native American…

      • hawkshaw

        boremieste or something

  • hawkshaw

    packers have a new all pro ,michael clark

  • hawkshaw

    i see the problem oppressive white coloniziers

  • hawkshaw

    after three centuries of killing the natives ,maybe the the nativies are are a little peeved at white people

    • Detroit Steve

      “some” white people

  • Detroit Steve

    this place is deader than the packs chances of winning the division

    • hawkshaw

      moobs

  • hawkshaw

    mired in meiodicre

  • hawkshaw

    detroit kittens

  • hawkshaw

    detroit maybes

  • hawkshaw

    detroit almost theres

  • hawkshaw

    detroit this years

  • hawkshaw

    detroit shit the bed

  • hawkshaw

    pi sucks his lead dog

    • hawkshaw

      not sure on that ,but pretty sure the queer sucks something

  • hawkshaw

    lily white cahodian

  • hawkshaw

    ojibwas attack at dawn

  • hawkshaw

    defenceles white land grabbers

  • hawkshaw

    gruby white cheaters

    • Detroit Steve

      Savages

  • Mark Gormley

    Good anus to you all. Hawkshaw is a reverse-racist and a Neo-Nazi. No idea how that works, but I have no time to think about it as there is a tree outside that is begging for the D.

    • hawkshaw

      you sniff bark

      • hawkshaw

        gormlel has been known to spew nonsene when there is virgin timber around

  • hawkshaw

    in a constant shifting world it is always good someone can mate with a bigfoot ,gormely

  • hawkshaw

    brb gotta go smoke the pipe

  • hawkshaw

    so,kevin king ,second game

    • Mark Gormley

      GOAT?

  • Joe No

    Fat Eddy 3.3 ypc

    • Mark Gormley

      I watched the first half of that game at a bar down the street from my house. The patrons were collectively pissed at Lacy for not getting into the end zone. “Run forward!”

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Alright bitches. Daddy is back.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      I’m going to a charity BBQ today and probably won’t eat a thing.

      • Joe No

        Thats as sinful as a gay man going to a strip club, you’re just wasting space

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    More open holes than JoeNo’s mom on a Tuesday night.
    https://d2kmm3vx031a1h.cloudfront.net/22DFsSG5TIa1WrgTVig5_Packers%20Defense.jpg

    • Joe No

      What fag still has internet explorer installed on their computer.

  • DallasCowboysSux
  • okxcy 2.0

    maggots

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    this article finally got Jordy’s picture right

    https://imgur.com/zD7vvob

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Its gameday and not a soul is here. why does this place exist

    • okxcy 2.0

      your mom is keeping us busy

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        she’s dead fam

        • okxcy 2.0

          she’s still pretty flexible

  • okxcy 2.0

    PRESEASON HYPE!

  • okxcy 2.0

    gormley is probably still putting on his makeup

  • gravy_t

    Yall nigs gonna link me up again?

  • gravy_t

    What? This link quality is way nice again

    • gravy_t

      maybe it’s your comp

  • K.

    It’s 100 degrees

  • okxcy 2.0

    I lied
    this stream is really good

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    whats with the quality of these streams

    incredible

  • okxcy 2.0

    packers got a stop?
    FLUKES

  • okxcy 2.0

    JESUS FUCKING FUCK

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    CUT HIM

  • gravy_t

    lmfao, bennet you bitch

  • okxcy 2.0

    there are like 11 people at the game

  • gravy_t

    It’s obviously time to trade AR

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Goddamn Aaron, you look like shit

  • gravy_t

    AR HOF

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Jamaal Williams HOF

  • okxcy 2.0

    Jordy Nelson HOF

  • gravy_t

    He is a fucking surgeon

  • okxcy 2.0

    Rodgers for RB

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    MARTELLUS FUCKING BENNETT

    • okxcy 2.0

      FOR HOF

  • gravy_t

    So good

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    horse my man

  • Mr. Horse

    Shuriken, motherfiuckers.

  • gravy_t

    What a shit show

  • okxcy 2.0

    20% fewer TDs
    15% more INTs
    “in the same company”

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Jeff Janis looking like the next Jordy out there

  • gravy_t

    Damnit, Janis….stop giving GB reasons to keep you….

    • Mr. Horse

      JESUS MOTHERFUCKING JANIS

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Who needs lacy and starks when you have Williams and Aaron Jones

  • gravy_t

    GOODE HOF

    • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

      Goode call

  • okxcy 2.0

    who needs defense when you have offense

    • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

      Our defense has been dominant today

    • Mr. Horse

      Jayrone Bitch

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Kenny Clark is destined for the HOF, dudes a monster

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    DEAN LOWRY NOOOOOOO

    • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

      Dont make us bring back Letroy

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    MCCARTHY’S COACHING TO WIN

  • Mr. Horse
  • gravy_t

    I really want McCaffrey on the team

  • Mr. Horse

    MOTHERFUCKING JEFF JANIS

  • Joe No

    Hundley is playing well time to trade Rodgers imo.

  • Mr. Horse

    Jermaine Whitehead, instant Viking

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Watching our defense like

    http://i.imgur.com/gckagmW.gif

  • gravy_t

    Only took till halftime for Cousins to score on 2nd/3rd team defense

  • gravy_t

    Pizza delivery guy that just came was like 80, jesus

    • gravy_t

      He’s like, “I’ve only had 2 sauce packets break open in the bag in 20 years”

      • gravy_t

        lmfao

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        The real MVP

  • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

    Our second string offensive line is………..not even slightly good.

    • gravy_t

      Maybe Janis can play O line

      • Jamaal Williams Fan In Vegas

        Can’t be worse than Spriggs. He’s gonna get someone killed out there

  • K.

    Did I miss it?

  • Fun Boy 87

    Any I juries

    • Joe No

      Dean Lowry left in the first half with a knee injury. Linebacker Jordan Tripp, cornerback LaDarius Gunter and linebacker Derrick Mathews also exited the game and were evaluated for concussions.

  • Fun Boy 87

    So fagety busy I cant watch the game

    Is goode really back?
    Janis I see leading in yards.
    Ummm

    • Joe No

      Ya Janis is wasting time for guys who have a chance to play in actual games. Dude needs to go.

  • Joe No

    Why isn’t Trusucksy starting?

  • okxcy 2.0

    anus pustules

  • Joe No

    I didn’t realize Jerry Lewis was still alive…

  • Mr. Horse
    • K.

      hi horse

      <3

      • Mr. Horse

        Hi Reesy

  • Fun Boy 87

    Yo I forgot anal beeds in my wallet omg I’m so stupid

  • Fun Boy 87

    Anal plug. Don’t go home with out it

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuuuuuck

    • K.

      What?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    What up players.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      The NFCN hunt for a preseason championship is getting serious.

      • Mark Gormley

        I’ve heard the Lions is loses.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    I’ve heard the Jews are going to be fairly treated.

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy 2.0

    pizza pizza

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fart balls. N shit.

  • okxcy 2.0

    chargers can’t even fill a mls stadium for the second week in a row

    • Fun Boy 87

      Lol

    • Mark Gormley

      They’re like the Lions of LA.

      • Mark Gormley

        I don’t even know what that means, but I just like saying the Lions suck Pu’s non-existent balls.

  • Mark Gormley

    Okxcy, I’ve torn down the statue of your great-great-uncle lynching Robert Evans that was prominently featured in front of the Red Robin at the Nashville West Shopping Center.

    • okxcy 2.0

      you monster!
      he was a hero and a true southern gentlemen

      • Mark Gormley

        I didn’t find it offensive, but, rather, historically confusing.

        • okxcy 2.0

          what is confusing about an asian man lynching a white man in the South?

          • Mark Gormley

            There’s the fact that Robert Evans is still alive.

          • okxcy 2.0

            that is his great-great-grandson

          • okxcy 2.0

            I’m about to lynch him
            this cycle has been going on for centuries

          • Mark Gormley

            Pu is threatening to lynch Uranus.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anquon Boldin retired because the Lions destroyed his desire to play football. Full stop.

    • okxcy 2.0

      they’re in the business of pushing players to early retirements

      • Mark Gormley

        They should sign Donald Trump!

  • Matt Mosley 69

    Will it be great if GB and Miami play in the SB and Miami wins ?

    • Mark Gormley

      This whole thing is ridiculous. There is no way GB is getting to the SB.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ahhhhh

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Hello fart buckets.
    http://i.imgur.com/7TJpIhT.gif

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • Mark Gormley

    The Lions entire organization: πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘βœ‘
      πŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•Ž

  • Fun Boy 87

    Shut up I’m at the hospital

  • Fun Boy 87

    It took management an hour n a half to sekd me tobthe clinic then asked what I need ? I said…. “I’m not a doctor”

  • Fun Boy 87

    They wanted me to “relax” after pulling a muscle.

    • Mark Gormley

      Too much fapping, eh?

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Was it your wang?

      • Mark Gormley

        Do you even remember what it was like to have one?

        • His Holiness Lord Pi

          Don’t be mad at me just because the rabbi stole your foreskin.

          • Mark Gormley

            Don’t change the subject.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    πŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•Ž

  • Bartz
  • Bartz

    Alex Metz Β· Dayville, Connecticut
    It’s either a Krapernick or a Rogers is the greatest of all time article on Espn. Jeez just blow him on live TV already…Rogers the king of the one and done playoffs. Enough already Brady is the goat Rogers eats corn the long way.

    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      If Rodgers made the Super Bowl every year for the rest of his career, he still might not catch Brady.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Lol

  • Mark Gormley

    Shouldn’t you be staring at the eclipse, Pu?

    • Brew_City

      of course it’s cloudy AF here today

      • Mark Gormley

        That’s because you angered God/Trump.

      • Fun Boy 87

        Same

  • Fun Boy 87

    They told me I have aids

    • Mark Gormley

      Are you sure they didn’t mix up your chart with Pu’s?

  • Fun Boy 87

    La(ids)nzo

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m mooning the sun.
    Get it.
    Ducking god is a prankster

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu once paid Lanzo $14 to blast him in the face with farts for two hours.

  • Bartz

    Mark – I’m surprised you didn’t blame the cloudy weather on global warming??

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re lucky I didn’t blame it on YOU, sucka.

      • Bartz

        I do pollute a lot!!

        • Mark Gormley

          Who doesn’t?

        • Joe No

          Farting doesnt contribute to global warming very much.

          • Joe No

            Otherwise jordys house would have a cloud like pittsburgh did in the 1970s

  • okxcy 2.0

    hawk will probably have a religious justification for today’s eclipse

    • Mark Gormley

      What did Robert E. Lee think about eclipses?

      • Bartz

        The blacks were trying to kill the sun!!

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Are they keeping 90 players through the final game?

    • okxcy 2.0

      yep

      • Alias Number Oneβ„’

        Game 4 should be interesting…

    • Mark Gormley

      That’s cheating!

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Anybody have a sleeper HOF’er on this 90 man roster?

    • Joe No

      Sleeper? They are all hofers until the coaches get ahold of em

  • okxcy 2.0

    I’m having jalapeno farts

    • Mark Gormley

      How festive.

  • Mark Gormley

    Bahls.

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Taysom Hill was fun to watch.

  • Mr. Horse
    • Mark Gormley

      But, according Mayock, that was a clean tackle.

      • Joe No

        That wasn’t a big enough fine, they should really punish him and make him play for the lions.

        • Mark Gormley

          Whoa. Have a heart, Joe.

          • Joe No

            Honestly that was one of the dirtiest hits I’ve seen since Warren Sapp

    • Alias Number Oneβ„’

      Some of the tweets in that thread are great!

      • Joe No

        This was my favorite

        Don't play like a scum bag and u wont get fined…— Thomefan251 (@thomefan251) August 21, 2017

        • Alias Number Oneβ„’

          I like the one about losing out on his uber tips.

          • Alias Number Oneβ„’

            Among others of course…

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Pu.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The sun disappeared and you butt pirates are still here.

    • okxcy 3.0

      unfortunately okxcy2.0 was lost during the eclipse orgy

  • Fun Boy 87

    I got a 95 on my first essay

  • Mark Gormley

    Has anyone checked on Mosley?

    • Fun Boy 87

      Balls

      • Mark Gormley

        Balls indeed, Professor Jordy.

    • R8Rnation

      Yes. I mean no.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Jordy is a nerd.

    • Mark Gormley

      You’re just jelly.

  • Mark Gormley

    Anoos.

  • Joe No

    Giants are losing to the browns, must be embarrassing to watch them.

  • Joe No

    Raiders activate Jihad Ward

    They will leave that shit hole stadium with a boom!

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Remember 20 years ago when Adam Sandler movies were funny?

    • Mark Gormley

      Shut up, Pu.

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu is such a little snowflake bitch. It makes me sad.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I’m at the pharmacy

    • Mark Gormley

      Is Lanzo there?

  • Mark Gormley

    Shut up, Brew.

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    Slammin in here…

    • Alias Number Oneβ„’

      Just like Pi’s sphincter…

      • Joe No

        Hodor

        • Alias Number Oneβ„’

          His door is always open. Even has a “Welcome Mat”

  • okxcy 3.0

    so odell is kill?

  • DallasCowboysSux

    STFU Mosley!

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    When does Vince Biegel come back?

    • Joe No

      A few days before he gets hurt again

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • okxcy 3.0

      when was the last time the lions played in a game that mattered?

      • His Holiness Lord Pi

        My trolling game is stronger than a Chinaman at an egg roll eating contest.
        http://i.imgur.com/NzZLint.jpg

        • okxcy 3.0

          your trolling abilities are only surpassed by the lions ability to drive players to early retirements

  • Mark Gormley

    Remember that time the Lions made it to multiple NFCCG’s?

    • okxcy 3.0

      pi playing madden?
      still couldn’t manage to make it to a superbowl

  • Matt Mosley 69

    That Lions player put a cheap hit on OBJ last night

    • Mark Gormley

      Hehehe.

  • okxcy 3.0
    • His Holiness Lord Pi

      Banned for cheating NFL gayness.

      • Mark Gormley

        You’re banning the Lions? That’s like the first respectable thing you’ve done.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
    • Matt Mosley 69

      you probably did

    • okxcy 3.0

      just wait until jordy photoshops your face on them

      • Mark Gormley

        “Photoshops”.

    • Matt Mosley 69

      Couple of proud Dads out there

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu, you should just renounce your Lions fandom and start over with a real team like the Bears.

    • okxcy 3.0

      he has the makings of a die hard cleveland browns fan

      • Mark Gormley

        Drunk and barely literate?

  • His Holiness Lord Pi
  • okxcy 3.0

    one day pi is going to take the trolling too far
    https://i.imgur.com/Kuv39s6.gif

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    The great spreader of peace and tranquility has spoken.
    https://twitter.com/Stevo4747/status/900061895897395200

    • okxcy 3.0

      may he choke on a dick
      compassionately

      • Mark Gormley

        While driving his BMW.

  • Alias Number Oneβ„’

    I am here for my Poke Badge…

  • Mark Gormley
  • okxcy 3.0
    • Brew_City

      Is that Tyrion?

      • okxcy 3.0

        no that is a robot

        • Mark Gormley

          “Space pants!”

  • Mark Gormley

    Pu is dreaming of the day robots and not dildos can be fully integrated.

  • okxcy 3.0

    just visited ska
    congratulations pi, you don’t have the biggest shithole
    https://i.imgur.com/K3wGKEJ.gif

    • Alias Number Oneβ„’

      Did you tell them all to fuck off?

      • okxcy 3.0

        I took a dump in their coffee pots

        • Alias Number Oneβ„’

          Jordy would be proud.

  • okxcy 3.0

    I bet that gormley fellow is still wearing pants like a fag

  • Fun Boy 87

    Duck. I’m so confused. Syllabs says only 1 assignment a week can be turned in but today this was poasted….
    Good afternoon! Many of you have already posted to the Blackboard Discussion Board in Unit 1. Great work! Continue to forge ahead. I have posted all unit materials for the semester, so feel free to browse and begin submitting assignments.

    • Fun Boy 87

      And I submitted my week 2 unit. As well as revised my week 1(which I was told I didnt have to) and turned in a sample writing to get feed back on for WEEK 3 UNIT.

      • Alias Number Oneβ„’

        Wait till 7th grade next year.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Omg

  • okxcy 3.0

    jordy will have completed the entire semester by this weekend at this rate

    • Fun Boy 87

      Ive wrote a few pages so far. And turned in my revised paper from tjis week even tho we didmt even have to.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Ahhhhh

  • Fun Boy 87

    She told me I can 2write my papers on construction.

  • Fun Boy 87

    Fuck. I’m so confused. She wrote todays thing as if we can go ahead. I hope I don’t flunk. I have my cool 95% so far.

  • His Holiness Lord Pi

    Inspirational billboards by Jordy.
    http://i.imgur.com/VTYA02j.jpg

  • Joe No

    Rush hour traffic is a bunch of gormley.

    • Mark Gormley

      I concur.

  • Bartz
    • okxcy 3.0

      written by mosley

      • Joe No

        Giants are the 2nd best team in the league? I guess he took a time machine back to 1989

        • okxcy 3.0

          pi would have to take the time machine to 7071 to find a top 5 lions team

          • His Holiness Lord Pi

            That’s “7071 Super Bowl champions” to you bitch.

  • Fun Boy 87

    I got so angry today I got a bloody nose

    • Mark Gormley

      Fuckin’ Mosley.

  • okxcy 3.0

    gormley are your pants off yet?

    • Mark Gormley

      What an absurd question…

      • okxcy 3.0

        notice ladies and gentlemen of the jury how the defendant dodged the question

        • Mark Gormley

          “I’m sorry it occurred.”

        • Joe No

          It takes him a while to get those skinny jeans off.

          • Mark Gormley

            Even longer to get them on my fat ass.

          • Joe No

            [img]http://i.imgur.com/F1M4cK6.gif[/img]

    • okxcy 3.0

      *FAP reporting asking the important questions

      • Mark Gormley

        I still wanna know what pissed Jordy off.

        • okxcy 3.0