We Need Your Suggestions

So emperor Seal and gaylord Pi would like to improve this site.

…and to do that, we’d like your suggestions on some cool shit you’d like to see here.

Just bear in mind that most of your suggestions will cause Seal to break the interwebz. Also bear in mind, we’re grown up children and so anything that isn’t fun probably goes in the same list I put household chores in.

Good ideas so far:

  • Play asteroids on a blog post or page (I think that one’s staying).
  • Alias’s logo design. I’ve got an Indian slaving away in the background for $0.50/hour.
  • Wall of shame so we can see just what kind of losers we really are here.

Bad ideas:

  • Taking advice from Keal on how to run a website.
  • Creating a subpage where Brew broadcasts his lynching of Brad Jones. I’m only thinking of the liability here.
  • Saying anything bad about the greatest movie of all time Braveheart.
  • Or getting a dog that looks like Joe Dirt.

joe dirt dog

So here’s the deal:

I wasn’t asking for money from any of you guys but you actually donated $90 and 50 cents (thanks Fizzy). We’ve already conquered the $1.20/day goal. I’m happy to stick it back in this mother so we can accomplish something cool.

For that though, I need your suggestions.

Here are some things we can potentially use it for:

  • Get real football articles made by someone who isn’t Dylan Polack.
  • Pay internet girls $5 to strip for us so we can use it as gifs. (This is real by the way. I’ve done this for friend’s birthday presents a few times.)
  • Run a contest of some kind where you guys win some kind of (probably lame) prize like a Starbucks gift card. We can do all kinds of stupid shit for our own amusement.

Goals

Feedback appreciated.

  • How about an Official Greeting for all newcomers?
    http://i.imgur.com/3TOWkk3.gif

  • Callaseal

    ✔  
    only if mosley wears the rubber suit.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Look one of Peyton’s receivers gets suspended and they change the drug policy… “Anything else we can do for you Mr. Manning?”

    -Commish

  • Callaseal
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Official

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Callaseal 
    its the little things. but what else can we do? what are the cool kids doing these days? snapchat? i can make a football and poop snapchat thing. . .hmm

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks idk I never look at my facebook. I hate it too stupid updates about people I give 0 fucks about. “Stephanie mowed the lawn today” Thanks for that

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks I like Twitter

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Callaseal 
    https://twitter.com/footballandpoop

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Callaseal 
    i built us a twitter.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks nice avi

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Callaseal 
    dont tell Pi.

  • R8Rnation81

    Why can’t we have a dog?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    R8Rnation81 We have Mosley

  • Refugee Pi

    R8Rnation81
    Because you said I sound funny.

  • TitansoftheClash

    Wes fucking Welker. I guess the poor Broncos have suffered enough, eh, Roger?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    TitansoftheClash who you be

  • R8Rnation81

    It’s not my fault you sound funny! I’ll do a video article too and then u can say i sound funny to you.

  • TitansoftheClash

    Unless mowing the lawn is code for tang maintenance

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    R8Rnation81 secksy*

  • TitansoftheClash

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    El Rey Del Universo Jose

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Here’s a Suggestion:  if you’re female you must post topless.  Honor system.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    TitansoftheClash Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks you know I don’t speak spanish

  • Miles H. Brostein

    It’s only fair, since the males are already posting bottomless.

  • R8Rnation81

    Since i have him in two leagues i won’t complain

  • TitansoftheClash

    R8Rnation81 
    I was gonna say traitor but I have Julius Thomas and Montee Ball.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth
  • TitansoftheClash

    I like my women like I like my coffee.
    Ground up and in the freezer

  • Miles H. Brostein

    ENGLEWOOD, Colo. – Denver Broncos players said Wednesday they are closely monitoring the negotiations between the NFL and the NFL Players Association to try to reach agreement on a new drug policy, knowing that a new policy could mean a quick return for suspended wide receiver Wes Welker.

    Two Broncos, outside linebacker Von Miller and tight end Jacob Tamme, represented the team on an NFLPA conference call Tuesday night. 
    ====
    Yeah, thank God they have VON MILLER representing the team when it comes to drug policy.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    TitansoftheClash Whew, I though you were gonna say like eggs.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    TitansoftheClash OK you can stay

  • Callaseal

    GaryBusey’sTeeth TitansoftheClash 
    he’s no ray rice.

  • @SportsCenter

    MUST WATCH: This bear cub turned a golf course into his personal dance floor.

    http://i.imgur.com/jDFnXBQ.jpg

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ✔ that bear had skills tho you have to admit

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    What happened to all the 80’s speed walkers?  http://i.imgur.com/5zFZqlW.gif

  • TitansoftheClash
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    GaryBusey’sTeeth turned into Cross fit

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth
  • Matt Mosley

    So R8R ?

  • Refugee Pi

    I can invest some of the money in jedi mind tricks.
    http://i.imgur.com/qFJHKeN.gif

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Refugee Pi I approve of this spending!

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Matt Mosley Later.

  • Matt Mosley

    Just spend it on crack

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I wish I was a jedi

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I’d use that mind trick on all the hot chicks

  • R8Rnation81

    Yes, Mose?

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks  Brew, would you settle for Uncle Jed training to pick up chicks?  http://i.imgur.com/Gao4EZj.jpg

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    GaryBusey’sTeeth Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks my dad loved that show

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks GaryBusey’sTeeth Mind did, too.  That’s rare, cause my dad usually hates TV unless sports is on.

  • TitansoftheClash

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks GaryBusey’sTeeth 
    IDK why but everytime I think of this show I think of that old lesbian character that worked at the bank.

  • GaryBusey’sTeeth

    TitansoftheClash Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks GaryBusey’sTeeth  I can’t remember her name, but that face is burnt in my memory unfortunately.

  • Matt Mosley

    Can the Raiders win two games this year ?

  • Matt Mosley

    I loved that show

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Matt Mosley can the Giants?

  • R8Rnation81

    Fo sho. Do we play the Giants?

  • TitansoftheClash

    Matt Mosley  
    I like them at home against HOU. Beyond that, who knows?

  • Callaseal

    r8r i added the raiders to the twitter feed in case you visit.

  • Fappers beware!
    Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at ‘sexy magazine’ when he made fourth donation to sperm bank in a week

  • Callaseal

    ✔  
    those asians, no stamina

  • I bet he wasn’t equipped with a 4.5.  Always check the equipment before takeoff.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ✔ 4? in a week?… fucking amateur

  • TitansoftheClash

    Nicely done, Chris Davis.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Good Day Gents!

  • Alias Number One ©

    Of course I use this term very very loosely

  • Alias Number One ©

    I see mom is here, (Seal), Where’s dad?

  • Alias Number One ©

    My question is this:

  • Alias Number One ©

    Can you make it so we have a choice of whether or not to apply that image blanket thing to an image being posted or not? It would be a cool way to share some material that might be considered risque without having to just link.

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © 
    oh!! you’re saying you want that image blanket thing so people who can look can look. those that cant wont get fired

  • Alias Number One ©

    Callaseal Alias Number One © But I only think it works best if you can choose to cover an image each time. Then we just tell all that if it’s blanketed, use discretion.

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © Callaseal 
    hmm, let me look into it. not sure where pi is but i cant imagine he would hate the idea. give me some time to find a solution.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Callaseal Alias Number One © 10:4

  • Alias Number One ©

    I’ll be back in a few, I have some shit to deal with right quick

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    “real football articles”??

  • Callaseal

    Banned!

  • Refugee Pi

    come now. warvette will show you the way..
    http://i.imgur.com/Nn93MbB.png

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    why would anyone want real articles?

  • hawkshaw

    huh ,footballandpoop didn,t come up in google search ,twitter did but not main site

  • Refugee Pi

    hawkshaw
    We’re not indexed in the big G yet. This is clearly droog’s fault.

  • Callaseal

    hawkshaw 
    pi’s working on it. we do have a facebook site tho.  https://www.facebook.com/footballandpoop

  • hawkshaw

    Callaseal hawkshaw  not a biggy i guess ,went back to muddled to get the http address

  • hawkshaw

    Callaseal hawkshaw  might hurt thou if you want to do a bader type world conquest thing

  • Callaseal

    hawkshaw Callaseal 
    Pi’s working on Canada first. he said those Eskimos are tough to sell sports sites to.

  • hawkshaw

    Callaseal hawkshaw  and refridgarators

  • Refugee Pi

    The good news is that we’ve been doing this ESPN refugee shit for years now. This time I don’t plan on going anywhere so we’ll have a place of our own to ruin for a long time.

  • Well, this is a shame. Missing out on millions of users who are looking for football AND poop

  • hawkshaw

    Refugee Pi yea

  • hawkshaw

    like the F.A.P  idea  ,less typing

  • Refugee Pi


    Don’t tell hawkshaw.
    http://i.imgur.com/eWzq8qM.gif

  • Bulaga (knee) questionable
    Goodson probable 
    Bostick (fibula, full) probable 
    B. Jones (quad) OUT 
    Lacy (concussion) probable

  • MM: Reality is you only have 16 games. If Bulaga feels he can go, that’ll be part of the decision. We’re not saving anybody for next week. If Bryan can’t go, it’ll be a medical situation.

  • hawkshaw

    ✔   we can only hope this one of the times you do lose yer job due to injury ,jones

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    here’s a “real article” for you highbrows
    http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123

  • hawkshaw

    come now. warvette will show you the way..  gives me a idea , asshole razor

  • Alias Number One ©

    *looks in mirror

    I AM NOT A HIGHBROW

  • Callaseal

    Alias, I have been researching. this theme is Canadian so the plugins to do what you want arent available. i am still looking tho.

  • hawkshaw

    back later ,brandy run

  • Callaseal

    r8r, we’re putting together some interesting things. facebook for a second.

  • Not sure it’s fair to expect more from Lattimore or Hawk with Guion still up front.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ✔ Sounds like Pennel will get a chance possibly too this week.

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    What happened?

  • Callaseal

    Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY 
    honey, where are my pants?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks  ✔ Strictly a rook though. We’ll see. GB better score a lot of points.

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    I feel like a stalker trying to find this group

  • Callaseal

    Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY 
    we just built it i think yesterday morning i think, might have been the day before. but we’re still putting stuff together.

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY This should be permanent until the UK breaks up next week.

  • Haha.  https://twitter.com/Giants
    MUST WATCH: Eli Manning hits the target during QB drills

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    I’m a little concerned with the lions RT situation… I think they will run a bunch of two TE sets with pettigrew to protect no.9

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    He pooped his pants with that vaunted lions D after him

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY He pooped his pants in all 4 preseason games too.  But he hit a target in practice, so it’s all good.
    http://i.imgur.com/Sz2wuzk.jpg

  • Alias Number One ©

    Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY Who is # 9?

  • Alias Number One ©

    Hmm, Canadian themes. This covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it.

  • R8Rnation81

    yeah, where’s Keal at? for his information, Canadiaians are not good tippers.

  • Alias Number One ©

    It has to have something to with the French side Seal. Par Lay Voo?

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8Rnation81 Yo missy!

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    STAAAAFFFFOOORRRRDDDD

  • Bad Tat Of The Day
    http://i.imgur.com/IjOtiAO.jpg

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    Gross

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © 
    the one i found was writting in Cyrillic.

  • R8Rnation81

    ✔ oh helllllllllllllllllllllllll no

  • R8Rnation81

    Alias Number One © R8Rnation81 Hi Alias!

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I’ve been thinking.  If we copy SKA’s articles, which are copied from ESPN, we get to publish engaging and informative ESPN content with no liability because SKA’s lawyers will be too busy fighting off ESPN to come after us.

  • Callaseal

    Miles H. Brostein 
    now this, this has potential. nice to see you thinking like an NFL lawyer.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Of course, there’s always Plan B:  Menus
    And Plan Z:  warvette article.

  • Callaseal

    Miles H. Brostein 
    warvette owes me an article!!! about our trail of tears.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    “Forsaken by a Hobo”

  • Miles H. Brostein

    We went to a hobo for a home, and left disappointed and shocked.

  • Alias Number One ©

    IS everyone playing asteroids?

  • Callaseal

    it is quite shocking how many of us stayed together since espn. we’ve lost some but hell cant make an souffle’ without breaking some eggs.

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © 
    i was. we need a hi-score on that thing.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Callaseal “What a long strange trip it’s been”

  • R8Rnation81

    oooh I haven’t tried yet. Fixing to blow the roof off this mother.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal I won’t be denied websites to entertain me while I should be working

  • Alias Number One ©

    I’m off to Indernana tomorrow for a week. Looking forward to some cooler weather!

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © 
    are you staying in touch or is this a craigslist type thing?

  • R8Rnation81

    Miles H. Brostein don’t be too hard on Hobo, Piney. It wasn’t his fault

  • Alias Number One ©

    It’s still going to cook ass here for another month.

  • Alias Number One ©

    I’ll take my little laptop with me but I hate that thing.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I love Hobo.  I’m just joking, playing on the fact that we went to a guy named “Hobo” for a home, and then end up surprised when it’s not permanent.

  • Callaseal

    Alias Number One © 
    well good.

  • R8Rnation81

    good point

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Callaseal well that’s part of what my article was going to be about, but y’all want “real football articles”.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Yours will do.

  • R8Rnation81

    Alias Number One © what’s a Indemana?

  • Callaseal

    R8Rnation81 Alias Number One © 
    Indiana I think.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I’m already blowing people off for this weekend.  If they only knew the sole reason was so I could immerse myself in Destiny.

  • R8Rnation81

    Callaseal R8Rnation81 Alias Number One © what’s Indiana?

  • Alias Number One ©

    As a grammatical nazi that little laptop’s keys are too close together.

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8Rnation81 Callaseal Alias Number One © Indiana is where my sisters live.

  • Callaseal

    wifey’s on level 10.

  • Callaseal

    k, well, i am going to play destiny. call me if there’s a fire.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Callaseal Destiny = Self

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    yesterday morning we be all..

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein Dude i’m obsessed

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. How ’bout “liked” pancakes. Too sweet these days.

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    Ran out of space for a question mark

  • Alias Number One ©

    The once was a man from Nantucket

  • Alias Number One ©

    Who all took the Steelers?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © come now. warvette will show you the way.. Never liked pancakes but I sure don’t enjoy demonic butt secks

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Destiny is COD, Halo, and being a Jedi all in one.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    And you doubted me.

  • Detroit Steve YOUBIGDUMMY

    Looks cool

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein No… I didn’t even wait for your review to buy it lol.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    It’s only fair.  I didn’t wait for any reviews to buy it.

  • Alias Number One ©

    There is a reason I don’t have a PS3, 4 or any XBox.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © deprivation?

  • Alias Number One ©

    I have an extremely addictive personality.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    i actually heard a radio ad for this site

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © Me too
    *rips meth*

  • Alias Number One ©

    I would disafuckingpear if I found games I liked

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    How far are you MHB?

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks up to the first knuckle

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I hate it when people say “I’m not sure Destiny (or whatever game) is worth saving up my hard earned money for.”
    First of all, if you have to save up $60 bucks, then you shouldn’t have a PS4 or any console for that matter.  Pay heat and water.

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. I don’t want to know.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks knuckle deep

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I got to Level 2 Tuesday, 3 on Wednesday, then binged a little last night and got to 7.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Miles H. Brostein

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein Right my friend was like is it worth 60 bucks. I told him why do you even have a X BOX if the games are too expensive

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein I think i’m on 13

  • Miles H. Brostein

    It’s a retarded argument.  If 60 bucks means that much to you, then fucking rent games.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein lol I was like I’m probably the wrong person to ask I spend at least 60 bucks a week on Pot

  • Miles H. Brostein

    “I spent $500 on a console, $1500 on a bigscreen TV, but NOW I’m gonna be smart with my money.”

  • R8Rnation81

    why wouldn’t you just rent games?

  • R8Rnation81 Because of the Ebola and crabs

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    R8Rnation81 I don’t wanna pay a sixth of the games price to have it for 5 days

  • R8Rnation81

    ✔  R8Rnation81 oh right

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8Rnation81 Cause “dude I rented Destiny for 4 months then decided I should just buy it” doesn’t sound as cool as “I waited in line for 27 hours to get a copy of Destiny”

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I wish you could play split screen tho. That’s the only con so far I have on that game

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8R are you still hanging at MS?

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    you nerds and your stupid games

  • Miles H. Brostein

    That’s my point exactly.  Video games are stupid.  If your income isn’t “disposable” to throw at them, then you should find cheaper entertainment.  Don’t cry about how expensive games are.  No one needs them.

  • R8Rnation81

    Alias Number One © yep. Until I can get you guys to watch Raiders games w me, I am going to do both.

  • Alias Number One ©

    I only play mind games like “hide the sausage”

  • Miles H. Brostein

    *said while manipulating DuJuan Harris to be a 99 in all stat categories on Madden 15*

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © R8Rnation81 I just bought it of the PS Store. no waiting at all

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8Rnation81 Alias Number One © I would watch with you. Just keep me sedated k.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © Hurry up girls I got a salami I gotta hide

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I think the Raiders do a great job of sedating viewers already.

  • R8Rnation81

    Alias Number One © R8Rnation81 you don’t need sedation. nothing ever happens.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Alias Number One © “ok, now close your eyes”

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Miles H. Brostein i still have madden ’98. that’s all

  • R8Rnation81

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks R8Rnation81 but after you beat it, do you ever play it again?

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Alias Number One ©

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Favre Lover.

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. Alias Number One © *THUMP

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    um, what?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    R8Rnation81 Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks It takes longer than 5 days to beat it. And yes you can play multiplayer then

  • R8Rnation81

    I like video games. I’m just too lazy to get invested. I used tol play Tiger Woods on the reg.

  • R8Rnation81

    i have enough hobbies as it is

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    R8Rnation81

  • Alias Number One ©

    Slap me now, I took the Bears to beat SF.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © *SMACK*

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Alias Number One ©

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    this guy got fined $8,200. lame

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. Alias Number One © Never seen black trailer trash ^^^^^

  • R8Rnation81

    speaking of my hobbies, time for a nap

  • Alias Number One ©

    R8Rnation81 *Dims the lights

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    https://vine.co/v/OaK0vWuHxln

    DA FUQ  was that Nick

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks jesuschrist

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks to be fair, his responsibility is the back, but it’s designed to let the linebacker commit and be fooled, and he did just that. if only he were athletic enough to recover

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    https://twitter.com/davebiddle https://twitter.com/davebiddle/status/510487142418903040
    Yes! RT https://twitter.com/FastLaneSports: It appears someone hacked Bama’s site and changed Lane Kiffin’s bio. My day has been made.

    lmao

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Why would Antonio Brown be fined 8200 when the punter got down on one knee in a “Fuck Me” pose?  That’s not how you tackle.  He deserved to get stamped.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    You leave your feet like that back in the 70’s, 80’s, and a defender would grab you and flip you.  There you go.  Lesson learned.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..
  • Miles H. Brostein

    **cums**

  • come now. warvette will show you the way.. Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    Not sure why Nagler has gone full cunt, but he has.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. Jesus H Christ

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. BRB

  • Refugee Pi

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks come now. warvette will show you the way..
    Clean up on aisle 4.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Telemundo is the fucking best

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. http://imgur.com/5yZUKHs

  • ChrisKeal

    Hey I have some suggestions. Not sure if you know this,.. but I run a website.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ChrisKeal See Bad Ideas above

  • ChrisKeal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks ChrisKeal Nothing gets by you brew.

  • Refugee Pi
  • Callaseal

    ChrisKeal 
    we were told to nod politely and smile if you offered suggestions. not sure why.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I’m still looking at that ass below.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    That Latina ass belongs in our Gif HALL OF FAME.  Make it the 1st entry if we don’t have anything there yet.

  • ChrisKeal

    So I got to level 6 last night. Did I catch up?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein Can’t. Look. Away.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I binged a little last night.  Went from 3 to 7.

  • ChrisKeal

    Miles H. Brostein Yeah I am halfway to 7.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ChrisKeal Miles H. Brostein I’m at 6+7

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I keep hearing “the game only really begins once you reach Level 20”.  If that is true, it will be well worth the money.

  • ChrisKeal

    Miles H. Brostein  I had 3 invites not sure which one may or may not have been you. None had a message.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Feels like it’s taking me about an hour per level.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein hmm.

  • ChrisKeal

    Miles H. Brostein Really? Yeah people run by me that says 17 or something and I am like,… DICK.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I definitely included a message.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    ChrisKeal Miles H. Brostein There are plenty of level 20+ guys on the multiplayer already

  • ChrisKeal

    Miles H. Brostein OK I had a bunch of others but I assumed they were little kids. I will scroll through the gay avatars. Must be in there somewhere.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I think my avatar is a Japanese writing.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I really enjoy the little fire works going off around her ass. It’s like the same thing is happening in my mind

  • Miles H. Brostein

    BOOM.  Latina Ass entry #1 in “Best Gifs” page.  Good one Seal or Pi.

  • Matt, here’s your daily update.http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/9403/odell-beckham – WR – http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/nyg/giants
    Odell Beckham (hamstring) has been ruled out for Week 2.

  • Callaseal

    Miles H. Brostein 
    That was Dad.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I read that Destiny really recommends you play Multiplayer off and on throughout the story mode or it will be impossible to beat

  • Alias Number One ©

    I want to see 200 yards on the ground! & the fuckin fuck Ted Ginn in AZ need to actually return the ball for my Ankle league team.

  • gravy_t – BONER Abuse

    50% of the donations should go toward the BONER U Scholarship fund.

  • Alias Number One ©

    gravy_t – BONER Abuse Half of nothin be nothin

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER Abuse whats 50% of 4.5

  • gravy_t – BONER Abuse

    Text books needed for this semester:

    “Why do we Poop” – by Jordy McJerderson
    “September butt Sluts” – Hustler
    “Overlording Blogs for Dummies” – By Pi

    Supplies:
    – 4.5 Inch ruler
    – Replacement “F”, “A”, and “P” keys
    – imgur.com account

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    My Boss just left… *closes work programs*

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..
  • come now. warvette will show you the way..
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. She looks like a Helen

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/510498398840303616
    Jamari Lattimore, who will start for B. Jones, said he was dealing with a season-long illness last year. Looks forward to playing healthy.

    What makes you sick for 5 months?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    He got Aids?

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    ESPN Poll: 55% do not believe Roger Goodell is being truthful about not seeing video

    ESPN has it out for Goodell. Every “analyst” has already declared him guilty.

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    Syphilis

  • Callaseal

    gravy_t – BONER University 
    who cares. espn just needs clicks, they dont give a crap what happened. they know people go ape-shit over drama.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER University They’re all Ex players… Like James Harrison said… “Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun”

  • Callaseal

    alias took the bears over the 9ers. man. and i thought i was silly.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Helen (61)

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks 
    Mono will make you sick for a year.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    i just got this email. ska is totally on that shit

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    Goodell’s just not stupid enough to have done that though. He lays down the law normally, even though the original punishment was light I think if he had seen the video he would have ban-hammered rice instantly. just imo

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks He said it was a stomach issue

  • Callaseal

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. 
    who cares!!! jesus. they’d have to prove goodell sat there and saw it. nobody knows if anyone looked at the thing. law enforcement needs to shut up. somebody’s getting paid to say shit.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal come now. warvette will show you the way.. everyone just wants a pound of flesh. People just want to see others destroyed, they get off on it

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal come now. warvette will show you the way.. makes them feel better about their own life

  • Callaseal

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Callaseal come now. warvette will show you the way.. 
    man i dont care anymore. the dude got punished, then got punished some more. what do they want from goodell? a frickin retirement letter!

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Callaseal Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks come now. warvette will show you the way.. Yes… they want to see him vilified and destroyed

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    This is the last thing I’ll say about it (for now) but what would Goodell have to gain from lying about seeing the tape anyway?

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    Marshal AND Jeffrey are questionable?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER University I’ve seen a couple things about certain high ranking people feel he coddles certain franchises and certain owners. Maybe he was covering for them

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER University yup

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    That could be a reason but I don’t think he’s that dumb. idk.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER University And I can see on the right that their C and LG are OUT

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    and a FB

  • Callaseal

    The official told the AP he could not confirm whether anyone watched the video.

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    So Wyoming plays Oregon tomorrow. I have class with some players on the team. I over heard them bitching saying, “It’s stupid that the coaches have us practicing so hard…we need to rest our bodies to save them for Saturdays game”

    ….we’re gonna get crushed.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gravy_t – BONER University They barely even hit anymore in college practices. Man the fuck up. They just know they have to run ALL DAY on saturday

  • Callaseal

    gravy_t – BONER University 
    he’s not, he was a lawyer before commisioner. some lawyers may be dumb, but he runs a 10 billion a year empire.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Pack Stain In Vegas Make me a bicycle clown

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Pack Stain In Vegas Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Take it… you hyena

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
  • Alias Number One ©

    Seal, if you make me a mod I will ban Stain for you for begging all the time!

  • Miles H. Brostein

    The “law enforcement official” who sent the tape to the NFL should also be under scrutiny.  That’s illegal.  You can’t just go around turning over evidence to whoever you feel like because you want to curry favor.

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    Seal, if you make me a mod I’ll find you and cut you

  • Miles H. Brostein

    When they pull shit like that, you know they share evidence with their buddies, too, if it’s juicy enough.

  • R8Rnation81

    Miles H. Brostein wait. what’s illegal? how is it evidence if the prosecutor decided not to pursue the case?

  • Alias Number One ©

    I am more sick of this Ray Rice shit then I ever got of Tebow!

  • gubblicious

    Alias Number One © wife beater!

  • Alias Number One ©

    Of course I don’t sit and listen to ESPN all day so…

  • Alias Number One ©

    gubblicious Alias Number One © Want me to beat yours too?

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    anyone ready for an article?

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. Nothing wrong with this one.

  • gubblicious

    Alias Number One © gubblicious She’s still only in phase one of the concussion recovery protocol. So, you just be patient.

  • gubblicious

    Take my suggestion and post articles at regularly scheduled times.

  • gubblicious

    Not just will nilly any time of the fucking day bullshit.

  • http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/3635/santonio-holmes – WR – http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/chi/bears
    Santonio Holmes is the only Bears receiver assured of playing in Week 2.Brandon Marshall and Alshon Jeffery are questionable after barely practicing this week, while Josh Morgan is doubtful after suffering a late-week setback with his groin injury.

  • R8Rnation81

    gubblicious but what if the posters have jobs?

  • Okxcy

    pi to answer your question, a lost dog always finds his way home
    i would like to see a page dedicated to featured posts. there is some majestic shit that should be preserved for humanity.

    i’d pay $5 to see this http://i.imgur.com/YHM2u.gif

  • R8Rnation81 gubblicious Gubby will make the trains run on time.

  • R8Rnation81 gubblicious http://i.imgur.com/w3AD7Db.jpg

  • R8Rnation81

    I <3 the Raiders in the twitter feed

  • gubblicious

    See, if you post articles on a regular schedule people will tend to show up about that time and we might have more conversations, maybe even about the articles.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    hey seal, what’s the deal with the url thingy? it won’t post. and to all y’all saying this article is fine, i told seal i was going to write one around midday today YESTERDAY, and once again got snaked, so if you want them at a certain time, fine but i’m on the west coast and don’t wake up until like 10

  • Miles H. Brostein

    R8Rnation81 10 minutes ago
    @Miles H. Brostein wait. what’s illegal? how is it evidence if the prosecutor decided not to pursue the case? 
    ====
    It’s not his call to decide who can see what potential evidence, like his buddies, even if it’s a REALLY funny homemade porno he recovered.
    Per the AP, you notice the douchebag is anonymous, and this is why:  “The person said he was unauthorized to release the video but shared it unsolicited, because he wanted the NFL to have it before deciding on Rice’s punishment.”

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    gubblicious this one’s a doozy, so not sure what to do here. where’s seal?

  • gubblicious Or they might read them in disgust and go away till the next scheduled article publication.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    And, hey, if I get some free Super Bowl tickets out of this…so be it.

  • Okxcy

    gubblicious i think we would be lucky to have 3 on-topic posts by people other than horse

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    ✔  gubblicious only if jive writes it

  • gubblicious

    Miles H. Brostein He also, for some paranoid shifty reason, decided to create some kind of record of him confirming an unknown NFL person had received the video.  Odd, to say the least.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Just another dumbfuck in a position of power, who would be better suited doing janitorial worker.  Meanwhile Matt Damon is solving that equation after hours, I just know it.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    besides, there hasn’t been a topical article at all here yet. all ones about making the new site

  • Miles H. Brostein

    That is the topic though.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Miles H. Brostein fine, let’s make the next one “ok, so we narrowed it down.. asteroids, twitter..”

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I don’t care what every institution of learning ever said about you:  you pick things up quickly.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Miles H. Brostein lol

  • gubblicious

    The topic or the article is not the point.  It can be a warvette ankle bracelet pick as far as I am concerned. (Seriously, I wanna see this.)  The point is to create a rallying point, some ebb and flow, a place to take your pants off and  hang out a while and know that there will actually be some people here at those times.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I think even if it’s as simple as putting up one a day.  We’ve proven time and time again that 95% of don’t really read the content, and that’s fine.  The site is an Etch-A-Sketch.  New articles are our way of shaking that Etch-A-Sketch.
    Our conversation right now is an example of shitty drawings we make on the Etch-a-Sketch.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    gubblicious during the workday, it dries up around lunch, and quittin time. people come and go all day. i don’t think anyone’s going to show up just to NOT read the articles

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. gubblicious Your time is not the same as my time so it makes no difference.

  • Matt Mosley

    This should be a NFCW blog I heard you can make a lot of money supporting the greatest Division in Football

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Alias Number One © come now. warvette will show you the way.. gubblicious exactly.

  • Matt Mosley

    Don’t listen to MBH he doesn’t know shit about business

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    anyway, i submitted the thing because i told seal i would. if i do that the night before, and someone posts something in the morning, i’m still going through with what i said i’d do. i don’t care if he posts it, but whatever.

  • Retweet for Il Duce
    Favorite for Pigpen

  • gubblicious

    This is a social gathering place.  If there are times of day when people know that others are more likely to be here, that will in turn create more socializing.  I know there is already some flow, but by either accentuating the “busy” times here by posting articles at that time of day or by trying to lessen the dead times by posting articles then, you just might stimulate a little more action at all times.  It also tends to be a self feeding cycle.

    BTW, pull your fucking heads out of your asses and just do what I’m fucking saying.

  • gubblicious The worst part of blogs is when all the comments are about the blog.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    gubblicious well, your words haven’t exactly attracted seal or pi to the discussion, so why would anyone’s words attract anyone at all?

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    besides, i’ve changed my stance on the subject. i no longer write for you ungrateful fucks, i write for the glory only self-satisfaction can provide. yes, i’m talking about jacking off..

  • Matt Mosley

    Are we already fighting ? That didn’t take long

  • R8Rnation81

    gubblicious I for one, can’t just pick and choose when I can come here, Gubby. I have to be off or it has to be slow as hell at work. If something comes up I can’t necessarily pop in and post whenever I want

  • come now. warvette will show you the way.. Here’, have a Selfie Sombrero
    http://i.imgur.com/X2J7aw8.png

  • Pack Stain In Vegas I was up slashing tires and draining gas tanks so no one I knew who wants one could beat me.

  • R8Rnation81

    Pack Stain In Vegas heck no. I took my Galaxy 5 into the shower yesterday. It was glorious.

  • Matt Mosley

    Can we get a link to CB ?

  • Matt Mosley

    Selfie ?

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Now gubby’s going to “punish” us for not showing up for his little pre-appointed “chat dates”.  Well, sign me up.  I’ve been trying to get him to discipline me for over 2 years now.

  • Matt Mosley

    I’m looking for a job in Austin

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I’ve grown fond of it.

  • Pack Stain In Vegas So is your face

  • R8Rnation81

    Pack Stain In Vegas Matt Mosley may or may not have happened

  • R8Rnation81

    Matt Mosley oh jeez

  • Matt Mosley

    Fuck off

  • Matt Mosley

    Yes

  • droog

    what a bunch of filthy nomads

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas droog
    hey man!

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    Can’t even turn on the TV in fear of hearing Goodells name again. I say fire the fuck, keep the two strike youre out rule and move the fuck on.
    http://imgur.com/gallery/m9sE9CA

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas droog
    it’s good, how are you

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    Pack Stain In Vegas The Panthers OWN the NFCS I’ll vote for you if I get a kickback

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS This image is offensive.

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    ✔  The Panthers OWN the NFCS Howdy Horse

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Fans being unhappy with Goodell ain’t gonna do shit, fans didn’t elect him. The owners need to be pissed for anything to happen.

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas droog
    i didn’t wanna say anything but it’s really horrible isn’t it

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas droog
    i didn’t wanna say anything but it’s really horrible isn’t it

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  Pack Stain In Vegas Dup Droog. Im in disguise

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  Pack Stain In Vegas Dup Droog. Im in disguise

  • droog

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS droog  Pack Stain In Vegas
    Chicka!!

  • droog

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS droog  Pack Stain In Vegas
    Chicka!!

  • Miles H. Brostein

    And usually the only thing that makes them upset is a dip in profits.

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  The Panthers OWN the NFCS Pack Stain In Vegas LOL ……Chicka isnt a Bucs fan

  • Pack Stain In Vegas

    Miles H. Brostein are you suggesting we boycott the NFL?!?!

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas Miles H. Brostein
    he feels the NFL presents competition to his own personal line of head gear

  • Miles H. Brostein

    You guys can.  I need to see what happens with the Jets before I decide if it’s a good idea to shitcan 2014 yet.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Brad Jones sucks shit.  But aren’t we all a little worried how it was he’s stayed the starter for so long?  Our options behind him probably aren’t Pat Willis.

  • droog

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS Pack Stain In Vegas
    okay so who is this

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  The Panthers OWN the NFCS Pack Stain In Vegas Its gatrbuc

  • gubblicious

    My mother in law brought me some starbucks.

  • droog

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS droog  Pack Stain In Vegas
    i KNEW it

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  The Panthers OWN the NFCS Pack Stain In Vegas I lost a bet, well two actually with Panthers fans

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein Lattimore must not be able to read. Also Barrington’s never been given a shot yet

  • droog

    gubblicious
    i hope you have a taster nearby

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Pack Stain In Vegas He has to

  • gubblicious

    droog  gubblicious too

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gubblicious shit’s poisoned

  • droog

    Pack Stain In Vegas
    how this guy is still playing, not to mention Hawk, jesus

  • gubblicious

    droog  gubblicious caugh

  • gubblicious

    droog latte

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Pack Stain In Vegas watch your filthy mouth

  • Miles H. Brostein

    If either guy was consistently flashing in practice, believe me, the change would have happened already.  We just have a sub mediocre ILB group, sorry to say.  My hope is resting on Carl Bradford because maybe a positional switch will unlock some potential he never knew he had.  LOL.  It’s a pretty flimsy proposition.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    so 2012 Manning had a stomach virus all year… 2013 Lattimore had stomach issue all year. I think Brad Jones is just poisoning them

  • gubblicious

    droog it’s a funny pun see

  • droog

    honestly the packers need to divorce Brad Jones, Hawk and Dom and that’s just for starters, and this is from a friend

  • Miles H. Brostein

    You just want to sign them each for 10m per year.

  • gubblicious

    droog Starters?  We got a team of second stringers.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    And then cut them a year later so they can go be Seahawks.

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    Before I go back to writing an article for the almost abandoned WaterCooler Sports, I must say that you guys put up a good site. Damn good job Pi and whoever helped.
    Peace out guys

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Miles H. Brostein I still wanna see Barrington play. He’s the most athletic of all of them

  • droog

    do any of you even know what the A Gap is? Pineapple you answer, and nobody help him

  • Refugee Pi

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS
    I’ll fap to this.

  • gubblicious

    The odds are not great.  But, there is a reasonable chance the Packers and Bears are going to be 0-2 and the Vikings and Lions are going to be 2-0 after this weekend.

    Fire Goodell!!!!

  • droog

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS
    what happened to Rourke anywqays?

  • Refugee Pi

    Pack Stain In Vegas
    Actually I’m now the president of FAP.

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog  The Panthers OWN the NFCS Rourke is back but Andy took the morning crowd with him to a new site

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Do have to defend Brad and AJ a TAD, just a tad. *shudders* Guion was gettin his ass kicked one on one Thursday

  • The Panthers OWN the NFCS

    droog We are in rebuilding mode right now

  • droog

    gubblicious
    this could easily happen, altho it’s been forever since the Pats started 0-2

  • Refugee Pi

    Pack Stain In Vegas Refugee Pi
    I have two requirements.
    1. Not be Packfan in Vegas.
    2. Not be Mosley.
    You fail both tests.

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    i tried to warn you about Guion. i beggted you to listen but you wouldnl’t

  • gubblicious

    droog  gubblicious Packers probably beat the Jets too.  Should.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks I’ll cut you

  • Refugee Pi

    The Panthers OWN the NFCS droog
    Hang out with us. You can’t even play Asteroid on the other sites.

  • droog

    MHB is frantically googling A Gap

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Eventually, every one of us ESPN Rejects will have his own competing blog.

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks droog
    he was only supposed to be rotation depth i know but still, i warned everybody

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Pack Stain In Vegas should have gave him help

  • droog

    gubblicious droog
    i agree

  • gubblicious

    When your GM goes into one season with a viable backup QB and then the next without a viable backup nosetackle, then you don’t have a GM.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    I wish mine went into a season without a viable starting QB.  Then I’d suck his nuts.

  • droog

    gubblicious
    this is ALL i have been trying to SAY for YEARS!! 
    frantic FISTBUMP

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Pretty sure Scam Newton is trying to get himself dead. Calling nnnnnndommakong Donkey Kong on Repeat

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Suh Mad… Suh Snap you in two

  • gubblicious

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks That’s pretty funny.

  • Refugee Pi

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    Repost time.
    http://i.imgur.com/aLJEK2s.jpg

  • droog

    why did you guys come here, if any of you are capable of answering honestly

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog get away from you

  • Refugee Pi

    droog
    To discuss tennis.
    http://i.imgur.com/Jw53swA.jpg

  • droog

    you feel guilty now don’t you

  • gubblicious

    The one thing we know without a doubt is that the Bears will remain at the bottom of the division.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Refugee Pi droog I almost flagged this because you said Tennis but It’s OK after all

  • hawkshaw

    Not Pack Fan In Vegas  now run to canada and hide

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Refugee Pi droog
    oh you love it now

  • Miles H. Brostein

    The only thing I know without a doubt is that Kluwe is still overpaid.

  • droog

    hawkshaw Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    it’s my hawk!

  • droog

    hawkshaw Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    sup my hawk

  • Miles H. Brostein

    This site brought them together!  Finally.

  • hawkshaw

    droog  hawkshaw Not Pack Fan In Vegas  found us droog ,damm

  • hawkshaw

    droog  hawkshaw Not Pack Fan In Vegas  not much

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Droog it’s only a matter of time before sweaty uncle Teddy will have to come in to try and salvage the season

  • droog

    hawkshaw droog  Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    hawk i think our friendship just burned too hot and too bright at first

  • Refugee Pi

    Seriously you must understand that I only go with the herd. Who do you guys want to moderate this shiznit?

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Hawkshaw, if droog requested that you teach him the art of Knife and Hatchet Throwing, would you oblige?  I’m speaking on his behalf because he’s so embarrassed.

  • Refugee Pi

    Not Pack Fan In Vegas Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    With Pi all things are possible. Look at that gay ass moderator tag.

  • hawkshaw

    Miles H. Brostein  sure , he might not like being the target thou

  • droog

    Miles H. Brostein
    me and hawk are equally skilled at these things

  • Refugee Pi

    If I can figure out a way to add custom livefyre tags, I’l make a big “fag of the week” one we can pass around for betting reasons.

  • droog

    Refugee Pi
    nice job on your clip Pi, it was actually pretty funny

  • hawkshaw

    aw droog is ok ,maybe he grew outta the twerp stage

  • Not Pack Fan In Vegas Fuck you elitist pigs

  • droog

    Refugee Pi
    i found you strangely attractive

  • Not Pack Fan In Vegas You fell for the Fake Mod Badge subterfuge

  • droog

    Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    i slowed it down every time he nervously licked his lips

  • gubblicious

    One of the TV guys last night said that this past week has been the darkest week in NFL history.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gubblicious THere are more black guys than ever playing

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gubblicious oh you’re talking about morally.

  • gubblicious All the nominees for Pepsi Player of the Week were black.

  • Refugee Pi

    Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    Sign out and back in.

  • droog

    ✔  gubblicious
    we don’t call them BLACK for gods sake its 2014. 
    its Darkies now

  • Alias Number One ©

    3.5 hours to vacation!

  • hawkshaw

    started the circle jerk with a bloody mary , figure about ten even a guy in dress will look good

  • droog

    and what will your vacation encompss

  • gubblicious

    Ray Carruth?

  • droog   ✔  gubblicious It’s too confusing. I’m going with chocolate colored Americans

  • Alias Number One ©

    droog I’m going hunting

  • droog

    hawkshaw
    then just mix a bloody caesar for Pi

  • Alias Number One ©

    droog Wizard hunting

  • droog

    Alias Number One © droog
    its not a wand

  • gubblicious

    Jovan Belcher

  • Alias Number One ©

    hawkshaw Who saved that pic of Jordy in the dress?

  • gubblicious

    Aaron Hernandez?

  • gubblicious Thompson would never sign someone who could help the Packers

  • hawkshaw

    i want a side by side of warvettes and jordy,s ankles

  • Alias Number One ©

    If you see MosEly, tell him the Giants are done!

  • gubblicious

    Fuck it’s cold.  I’m a have to turn on the furnace.

  • Refugee Pi

    Not Pack Fan In Vegas
    http://i.imgur.com/3X537Gk.gif

  • gubblicious

    Or put on some pants.

  • hawkshaw

    Alias Number One ©  but,but,but two rings

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Gubby are you a Packer or Viking fan. I honestly have no idea

  • gubblicious

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Yes.

  • Alias Number One ©

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Vikings fans don’t admit that in public

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    WOW! he’s just a knowldegable fan for Gods sakes, with no pans on

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Alias Number One © Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks they prefer Packer Haters to Viking Fan designation

  • hawkshaw

    gubblicious  apperently no eskimo in that multi colored background

  • Alias Number One ©

    Droog, drinkin Gubby’s drank since, right now.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    I just assumed Gubby was a Pack fan he seemed like a knowledgeable guy

  • Alias Number One ©

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks He’s the whitest black dude I almost know

  • Alias Number One ©

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Don’t tell anyone

  • hawkshaw

    godzilla movie is out

  • Refugee Pi
  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

  • Alias Number One ©

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks It may effect my suburb street cred

  • gubblicious

    I am a born and raised Packer fan.  My dad would knock you fuckers out Ray Rice style for questioning any of his children’s fandom.
    However, my dad raised me a to see things how they are, not how I fairily hope they can be.

  • droog

    hawkshaw
    i always suspected he was gay

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks I agree

  • Refugee Pi

    gubblicious
    TLDR version.
    http://i.imgur.com/6fyoAkh.gif

  • Alias Number One ©

    gubblicious You just called us all bishes

  • droog

    so presumably the packers will win on sunday and the vikings and bears will lose, who are the lions playing again

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    pi, i submitted an article at midday cuz i told seal last night i would, not to snake you jive style.

  • gubblicious

    I guess if I’m not in line to suck TT’s pasty dick then I must be a Viking fan.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    gubby suggested a scheduled daily posting. how about alternating writers? so nobody gets snaked

  • droog

    oh they’ll lose too then

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    gubblicious fact

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. You just keep up the good work Warvy

  • droog

    come now. warvette will show you the way..
    i read that as everyone get naked at first

  • gubblicious

    GIven the choice would that black guy with no arms choose to be white with no arms or black with arms?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Bears will get whomped. Vikings could win. Detroit loses. Pack win

  • droog

    come now. warvette will show you the way..
    and i was on board with that

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Alias Number One © come now. warvette will show you the way.. writers write! i learned that from a documentary called “throw mama from the train”

  • hawkshaw

    how come godzilla always squishs tokyo ,why not toronto

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks
    liked for “Vikings could win”

  • Alias Number One ©

    gubblicious I’d take the tan, the arms, and the foodstamps

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    hawkshaw Because he doesn’t live in Lake Ontario

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks Tom looked meh last week

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    JayGlazer
    http://twitter.com/JayGlazer Texas law enforcement handing down indictment today on Vikings RB Adrian Peterson on charges of injury to a child. Peterson has been cooperating w law enforcement. He now had to turn himself into custody2014-09-12

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Wat

  • droog

    honestly tho, and you people are really kind, but the Pats just lost thier first opener in 11 years and they haven’t lost their first two games in hundreds of years. however the game turns out will be a huge psychological win for the vikings

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog Psychological victories only count in Battleship and Pulling out

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks droog
    how is Pulling out a psychological victory?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks How is it not?

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks droog
    because you did it wrong and you have little babies now

  • Alias Number One ©

    FUCK! My sister lives on a lake 50 minutes from anywhere with a tv in Indiana. They have Directv, but no Sunday ticket. How am I to see the game?

  • droog

    Alias Number One ©
    stream it Alias

  • Alias Number One ©

    Does anyone have one of those megasteal links?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks I’ve never failed. At least to my knowledge

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    droog  Alias Number One © feed2all.eu

  • hawkshaw

    Alias Number One ©  go to a bar …fool

  • Matt Mosley

    I have

  • gubblicious

    Peterson beat the shit out of his son.

  • droog

    gubblicious
    he (Brew)  deserved it

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    alias, just bookmark this for the last time!
    http://www.ifeed2all.eu/type/american-football.html

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  gubblicious are you calling me a small black child?

  • Alias Number One ©

    gubblicious This is a 6 gamer.

  • Matt Mosley

    My wife doesn’t like when I call the kids mistakes

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks droog  gubblicious
    NO! it was MHB

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    gubblicious that IS domestic violence, so lifetime ban

  • Alias Number One ©

    come now. warvette will show you the way.. I sent it to my personal email. I have a J O B yo!

  • hawkshaw

    so if fizzy finally spreads his seed ,are they american citizens

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Alias Number One © come now. warvette will show you the way.. haha sucker

  • droog

    hawkshaw
    naw just socks still

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    droog  hawkshaw you jizz in ur socks?

  • Alias Number One ©

    The league will be in a worse fuckin mess if they have to kick AP to the curb.

  • gubblicious

    Would the new policy be used against something that happened before the policy was created?

  • droog

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks droog  hawkshaw
    i honestly think my socks roofie me

  • Alias Number One ©

    Does he have previous offenses?

  • Alias Number One ©

    gubblicious I was just thinking the same thing. Grandfathered so to speak?

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    My “upset” is the jags beating the skins

  • droog

    gravy_t – BONER University
    you can make anything sound filthy

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    i was catching up on PTI while riding the excerbike, and two of the last four shows on the dvr were talking heads breaking down the “latest” developments in wifebeatergate. that’s beyond pathetic

  • gravy_t – BONER University

    and I guess ATL winning

  • gubblicious

    Grand jury chose to not file charges the first time they looked at evidence, then for some reason they went back and looked again and now they indicted.  Doesn’t sound like a strong case, but here we go with the over reaction.  Probably just welts on his ass from a spanking.

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    whoa, portland radio is making fun of peterson now saying which one of his 8 kids did he beat?

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Davon House is one of the whiter black guys you can follow on Twitter

  • Miles H. Brostein

    gubblicious 14 minutes ago
    I am a born and raised Packer fan.  My dad would knock you fuckers out Ray Rice style for questioning any of his children’s fandom.
    However, my dad raised me a to see things how they are, not how I fairily hope they can be.

    =======
    Now walk across Lake Minnetonka.

  • Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks

    Always posting pictures of him and his kid and talking about soft rock music. Da fuq

  • come now. warvette will show you the way..

    Brew_City- Russell Wilson for MVP!!! Go Hawks yah, i follow him on facebook cuz i went to the same college, but hay he’s a nerd

  • Refugee Pi

    Knew poast. Warvette goes hunting for the deep inner mysteries of the universe. As told with illustrations by Dr. Pi.
    http://footballandpoop.com/nfcn/why-do-we-exist/

  • droog

    Miles H. Brostein
    did he really say “fairily”

  • gubblicious

    Miles H. Brostein I don’t understand the reference.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Oh, I think you do.

  • gubblicious

    droog  Miles H. Brostein I made that word up.  I think.

  • Miles H. Brostein

    Frolicking through a glen?

  • droog

    Refugee Pi
    oh good. just let me get my needles ready so i can stick them into my eyes…

  • droog

    Miles H. Brostein
    okay i guess, i’ll be ready in half an hour

  • 검은 말

    How about starting a football blog not dominated by Warvette shitposts and My Stories About Me by a narcissistic twat.

  • warvette will win your caucus!

    Booyang Haaaaaan 87 how about you fucking die. waaaa i can’t control everybody and everything waaaaa. piece of shit.